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Schadenfreude Clown · (03-01-2026)

Leader(if any) and/or Members: The clowns have no REAL leader, well except for Born Leader Clown but he doesn't count.
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Clown Clown
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Small Forward Clown
Small Backward Clown
Norm Grekin
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Power Button Clown
Center Clown
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Adjacent to Center Clown
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Existential Dread Clown
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Overly Specific Phobia but Won’t Say Which One Clown
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Postmodern Clown
Pre‑Postmodern Clown
Insists He’s Not a Clown Clown
Insists Everyone Is a Clown Clown
Read Exactly One Philosophy Book Clown
Wrote Exactly One Philosophy Book Clown
Thinks He Invented Irony Clown
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Overexplains Irony Clown
Irony Clown
Earnest About Everything Clown
Earnest About Nothing Clown
Earnest About One Very Weird Thing Clown
Collects Antique Keys Clown
Collects Antique Doors Clown
Collects Antique Doorbells Clown
Rings Doorbells Then Runs Away Clown
Runs Away Before Ringing the Doorbell Clown
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Speaks in Perfect Iambic Pentameter Clown
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Spoiler Clown
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Mint in Box Clown
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Is the Box Clown

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Always in the Wrong Place Clown
Always in the Right Place Clown
Always in the Place You Least Expect Clown
Always Behind You Clown
Always Ahead of You Clown
Always One Step to the Left Clown
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Always On Beat Clown
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Wrote the Book Clown
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Acting Like a Different Clown Clown
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Knows Everyone Else’s Secrets Clown
Knows One Secret and Misuses It Clown
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Knows Too Much About Clouds Clown
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Where’s my Hug Clown
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Geographical Clown
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Scary Clown
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And Corpse-O, the Clown who appears to be dead

Invisible Clown

If members each have distinctive roles, list them: Self-explanatory

Manager(if any): Manager Clown

Dirty Southern Heel Manager Clown

Stoic Face Clown

Stands on the Apron and Amps Up the Crowd Clown

Plays for Time Clown

Cutaway Gag Clown

Attractive and Gets The Attention of the Cameramen Clown

Always Reaching for the Hot Tag Clown

Coach Clown

Cutman Clown

Throws Hat on the Ground and Stamps on it When a Play Goes Wrong Clown

Hand-Signalling Clown

Flight Traffic Director Clown

Skywriter Clown

Smoke Signal Clown

Cue Cards Clown

Accomplished Director Clown

Type of Team(Stable, Tag or Trio): Stable, Tag

Date of Formation: 20XX

Alignment(Heel, Face, Neutral, etc): Clown

Theme Music: Clowns have no one music, they enjoy anything they enjoy and do not care for one particular song to represent them. That being said, HIT IT JOE!

Signature Moves:
Pratfalls
Jokes
Japes
Gags
Bits
Tomfoolery
Tomwisdomry
Shenanigans
ShenaniGUNS
Cream Pies
Banana Peels
Pranks
Planks
Pants
Ants
Ans
As
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Finishing Moves:

FOOD FIGHT!: The Clowns throw a huge food fight.

CLOWN TRAIN!: When an opponent is in the corner, all 100+ Clowns get into a clown car and drive around the ring before rushing into their opponent

POOL PARTY!: The Clowns spray their opponents with spritzer, novelty flowers and buckets of water (sometimes water is replaced with packaging peanuts which is VERY funny).

TOTAL HUMILIATION!: One Clown kneels behind an opponent and another Clown pushes the opponent over the kneeling clown causing them to fall over onto their back! A devastating manoeuvre.

The angle, storyline or swerve (if any) that brought them together: Clowns together strong.

Additional Info: Clowns will do anything as long as it is funny, if it ain't funny it ain't Clown!

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