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Leader(if any) and/or Members: The clowns have no REAL leader, well except for Born Leader Clown but he doesn't count.
Ennui Clown
Triskaidekaphobia Clown
Schadenfreude Clown
Enigmatic Clown
Noir Clown
Southern Gentleman Detective Clown
Damsel Clown
Femme Fatale Clown
Mob Boss Clown
Corrupt Mayor Clown
Adultery Clown
Ethical Non-Monogamy Clown
Doesn’t-Want-To-Be-Choosy Just-Wants-To-Get-Groovy Clown
Pastrami-Sandwich-on-Rye Clown
Tuna-Melt Clown
Open Face Club Sandwich Clown
Detective Clown
Cop Clown
Police Sergeant Who’s Getting Too Old for This Shit Clown
Meter Maid Clown
Dick Clown
Gumshoe Clown
Third Clown That Speaks Spanish Sometimes But Really Doesn’t Have A Thing Clown
Foot Fetish Clown
Black Militant Clown
Acts Like a Vampire Clown
Acts Like a Human is Actually a Vampire Clown
Count Clown
Count Dracula Clown
Vampire Hunter Clown
Frankenstein's Clown
Special Guest Referee Clown
Regular Appearance Clown
Knows the Host & Gets Free Tickets Clown
Bouncer Clown
Bouncy Clown
Pounce Clown
Ounce Clown
Announce Clown
Hop, Skip & a Jump Clown
Only-Aroused-By-Rhetorical-Minutiae Clown
Aroused-By-Rhetorical-Minutiae-But-Also-Other-Things Clown
Making-Sure-Other-Clowns-Are-Consistent-With-Their-Whole-Deals Clown
Making-Sure-Making-Sure-Other-Clowns-Are-Consistent-With-Their-Whole-Deals-Clown-Is-Consistent-With-His-Deal Clown
Butcher Clown
Butcher Clown’s Wife Clown
Confident-His-Own-Niche-Fetish-Has-Universal-Appeal Clown
Deeply-Ashamed-Of-His-Fetish-That-Actually-Does-Have-Universal-Appeal Clown
Comedy-Rule-Making Clown
Rules-of-the-Road-Making Clown
In-Denial-Regarding-His-Ugliness Clown
Taxidermist Clown
Extended Analogy Clown
Analogy Clown
Limited Analogy that Really Only Works in One or Two Contexts Clown
Innuendo Clown
Presumed-Innuendo Clown
Goblin Clown
Fantasy Archetype Clown
Anime Clown
Anime Protagonist Clown
Got Isekaid Clown
General Clown
Major Clown
Major Malfunction Clown
Private Clown
Private Conversation Clown
Private Matter Clown
Private Sector Clown
Private Eye Clown
Private-Eyes-They’re-Watching-You-Clown
40-Soldiers-in-a-Well Clown
39-Soldiers-in-One-Horse-Costume Clown
Final Girl Clown
Serial Killer Clown
Skeptic Clown
Septic Clown
Sepsis Clown
Step-sis Clown
Simple Country Lawyer Clown
Big Time City Lawyer Clown
Self-Determination Clown
FourSquare Clown
LinkedIn Clown
Vine Clown
Facebook Clown
MySpace Clown
Friends with Tom on Myspace Clown
Mystery Solving Clown
Lazo the Bank Clown
Pennzo the Blank Clown that makes sure all the pens remain on their chains
Nose Flicko Clown
Business Clown
Salaryman Clown
Crazy Clown
Sane Clown
On the Verge of Losing It Clown
The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back Clown
Ornithologist Clown
Entomologist Clown
Cryptozoologist Clown
Microeconomics Clown
Macroeconomics Clown
Microscopic Clown
News Clown
Co-Anchor Clown
Mr. Serious Clown
President Clown
Vice President Clown
King Clown
Queen Clown
The First Clown
Romance Clown
Space Clown
Food Cart Clown
Drill Sergeant Clown
Stand-up Comedian Clown
Secretary of Defense & Wordplay Clown
Correction Clown
Incorrect Correction Clown
Misattributed Quote Clown
Misdirection Clown
Dibs Clown
No-Takesies-Backsies Clown
Auctioneer Clown
Early 2000s RomCom Antagonist Clown
Neglected Fiance in a 2000s RomCom Clown
Lifetime Movie RomCom Antagonist Clown
Lifetime Just-Kinda-There-in-Her-Hometown Romantic Interest Clown
Loves Changing Letters on Whiteboards Clown
Umpire Clown
Centerfielder Clown
Outfielder Clown
Designated Hitter Clown
Shortstop Clown
Scorekeeper Clown
Postal Worker Clown
Uber Driver Clown
Minimum Wage Clown
Maximum Wage Clown
Leading Man Clown
Protagonist in an Early 2000s RomCom but not Leading Man Type Clown
Small Town Girl Trying To Make It in the Big City Clown
Inappropriate Comedy Clown
Bad Timing Clown
Great Timing Clown
Murders for Sport Clown
Murders for Money Clown
Murders for Cadbury Crème Egg Clown
May Have Gotten Carried Away Clown
Was Actually Carried Away Clown
Raised by Wolves Clown
Raised by Clowns Wolf
Raised by the Mean Streets Clown
Lowered by the Serene Suburbs Clown
Violent Outburst Clown
Bottles-it-Up Clown
Exposition Clown
Loves Exposition Clown
Only Likes Exposition in the Form of Stylized Flashbacks Clown
The Clown of Monte Cristo
Knights of the Clown Table
Moby Clown
Huckleberry Clown
Chuck Berry Clown
Hey Chuck, it’s Your Cousin, Marvin… Marvin Berry! You Know That New Sound You Were Looking For? Well Listen to This Clown
Is a Talking Car Clown
Is a Regular Car Clown
Is a Clown Car Clown
Clown Clown
Point Guard Clown
Shooting Guard Clown
Guard-Shooter Clown
Guard-Shooter that Can Also Play Shooting Guard Clown
Small Forward Clown
Small Backward Clown
Norm Grekin
Power Forward Clown
Power Washing Clown
Power Scaling Clown
Power Button Clown
Center Clown
Off-Center Clown
Adjacent to Center Clown
Not Perceivable by Cardinal Direction Clown
Existential Dread Clown
Mild Existential Discomfort Clown
Overly Specific Phobia but Won’t Say Which One Clown
Ambiguously European Clown
Postmodern Clown
Pre‑Postmodern Clown
Insists He’s Not a Clown Clown
Insists Everyone Is a Clown Clown
Read Exactly One Philosophy Book Clown
Wrote Exactly One Philosophy Book Clown
Thinks He Invented Irony Clown
Misunderstands Irony Clown
Overexplains Irony Clown
Irony Clown
Earnest About Everything Clown
Earnest About Nothing Clown
Earnest About One Very Weird Thing Clown
Collects Antique Keys Clown
Collects Antique Doors Clown
Collects Antique Doorbells Clown
Rings Doorbells Then Runs Away Clown
Runs Away Before Ringing the Doorbell Clown
Rings the Doorbell and Stays Clown
Always Slightly Damp Clown
Always Slightly Too Dry Clown
Smells Like a Very Specific Candle Clown
Speaks in Perfect Iambic Pentameter Clown
Speaks in Perfect Hexameter Clown
Speaks in Perfect Gibberish Clown
Spoiler Clown
Narrates Other Clowns’ Flashbacks Clown
Narrates His Own Flashbacks Incorrectly Clown
Narrates the Present Tense Clown
Narrates the Future Tense Clown
Narrates in Passive Voice Clown
Narrates in Second Person Clown
Foreshadow Clown
Red Herring Clown
Deus Ex Machina Clown
Plot Hole Clown
Cold Open Clown
Bottle Episode Clown
Clip Show Clown
Merchandise Clown
Limited Edition Variant Clown
Misprint Clown
Factory Error Clown
Mint in Box Clown
Has No Box Clown
Is the Box Clown Outside of the Box Clown
Always in the Wrong Place Clown
Always in the Right Place Clown
Always in the Place You Least Expect Clown
Always Behind You Clown
Always Ahead of You Clown
Always One Step to the Left Clown
Always One Step Behind the Beat Clown
Always On Beat Clown
Always Off Book Clown
Always On Book Clown
Has Never Read the Book Clown
Wrote the Book Clown
Optioned the Book for Television Clown
Adapted the Book Poorly Clown
Adapted the Book Too Faithfully Clown
Acting Like a Different Clown Clown
Has Too Many Secrets Clown
Has One Very Obvious Secret Clown
Has No Secrets and That’s Suspicious Clown
Knows Everyone Else’s Secrets Clown
Knows One Secret and Misuses It Clown
Knows Nothing and Is Proud of It Clown
Knows Too Much About Trains Clown
Knows Too Much About Clouds Clown
Knows Too Much About Clowns Clown
Knows Exactly What You Did Last Tuesday Clown
Human Suffering Clown
Human Loving Clown
Plutonic Love and Admiration Clown
Where’s my Hug Clown
Understand Boundaries Clown
Crosses the Line Clown
Geographical Clown
Geometry Clown
Geothermal Clown
Scary Clown
Not So Scary When You Get to Know Him Clown
Lovecraftian Eldritch Horror Clown
Exists Between The Mind and The Real Clown
Zombo the Zombie Clown
And Corpse-O, the Clown who appears to be dead
Invisible Clown
If members each have distinctive roles, list them: Self-explanatory
Manager(if any): Manager Clown
Dirty Southern Heel Manager Clown
Stoic Face Clown
Stands on the Apron and Amps Up the Crowd Clown
Plays for Time Clown
Cutaway Gag Clown
Attractive and Gets The Attention of the Cameramen Clown
Always Reaching for the Hot Tag Clown
Coach Clown
Cutman Clown
Throws Hat on the Ground and Stamps on it When a Play Goes Wrong Clown
Hand-Signalling Clown
Flight Traffic Director Clown
Skywriter Clown
Smoke Signal Clown
Cue Cards Clown
Accomplished Director Clown
Type of Team(Stable, Tag or Trio): Stable, Tag
Date of Formation: 20XX
Alignment(Heel, Face, Neutral, etc): Clown
Theme Music: Clowns have no one music, they enjoy anything they enjoy and do not care for one particular song to represent them. That being said, HIT IT JOE!
Signature Moves:
Pratfalls
Jokes
Japes
Gags
Bits
Tomfoolery
Tomwisdomry
Shenanigans
ShenaniGUNS
Cream Pies
Banana Peels
Pranks
Planks
Pants
Ants
Ans
As
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Finishing Moves:
FOOD FIGHT!: The Clowns throw a huge food fight.
CLOWN TRAIN!: When an opponent is in the corner, all 100+ Clowns get into a clown car and drive around the ring before rushing into their opponent
POOL PARTY!: The Clowns spray their opponents with spritzer, novelty flowers and buckets of water (sometimes water is replaced with packaging peanuts which is VERY funny).
TOTAL HUMILIATION!: One Clown kneels behind an opponent and another Clown pushes the opponent over the kneeling clown causing them to fall over onto their back! A devastating manoeuvre.
The angle, storyline or swerve (if any) that brought them together: Clowns strong together.
Additional Info: Clowns will do anything as long as it is funny, if it ain't funny it ain't Clown!
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