Wrestler's Real Name:
Schadenfreude Clown


Wrestler Age/Date of Birth:
Who can say?


Height:
6ft 2" with shoes


Weight:
500lbs (most of the weight consists of bowling pins and sausages hidden within his costume)


Hometown:
Clown City, by way of Berlin, Germany


Alignment (Face? Heel? Antihero?):
Wouldn't you like to know?


Pic Base:
Any clown with a undeserved sense of satisfaction and an air of mockery


Strengths:
Timing
Juggling
Judging

Weaknesses:
Pure, unbridled happiness
Uneventful dinner parties
Snakes


Entrance Theme Music (Provide YouTube link as well as name and version):

P-Control - Clown Song (but when the beat drops the music cuts off)





Ring Entrance (PLEASE write one out for use in match/show writing):
Schadenfreude Clown enters to blaring lights and loud electronic, pulsating music.


He steps on to the ramp with a unicycle in hand and waves to the crowd! As he motions to jump on the unicycle, the music cuts and he wags a finger signalling HE WILL NOT ride the unicycle! The crowds disappointment fuels Schadenfreude Clown as he smiles smugly and waves the smell of despair to his nostrils.


He walks down the ramp, shoes honking all the way.


He draws a sword from nowhere!


He goes to stick it down his throat!


He stops, wagging a finger with a smug shake of the head.


The crowd is simply seething at this point, MUCH to his delight! The heel!


Schadenfreude Clown enters the ring, NORMALLY!!!!


IT'S LUCKY A RIOT HASN'T START BY NOW!


AND HE'S JUST SO DAMN SMUG ABOUT IT! LOOK AT THAT SATISFACTION ON THAT SADIST'S FACE!


Out of pure disgust, production skip the rest of his entrance!


In-Ring Style (Technician? High Flyer?):
Schadenfreude-esque


10 or More Standard Moves:
Tripping
Moving out of the way (smugly)
Throwing a banana peel to see if an opponent will slip on it at some point
Dousing opponent with water, embarrassing them!
Being German
Overdrive (The most embarrassing wrestling move to take!)


Trademark Move Name(s):
Das Boot!


Description(s):
A kick up the rear to send the opponent to the outside



Finishing Move Name(s):
Der Große Spitze


Description(s):
Airplane Spin, he then takes an absurd amount of time to stop and chuckles about how dizzy they have become.



Favorite Hardcore Attacks/Spots:
Cream pies... The normal kind.


Additional Notes (What are some things that they would would ALWAYS do?):
Laugh at the misery of others