From the Desk of the Trillionaires:

As we rapidly approach March Madness, we've been made aware of the following things:

1. Kieran King has won the past two March Madness tournaments in a row (including last year where previous management proved their incompetence by briefly diluting the brand March Madness by changing the event's name to Ides of March. What kind of fool would change the name of a beloved product to dilute its own brand recognition?

2. Kieran King is the current Universal champion.

As you're all aware, the Trillionaire management group is about one thing and one thing only:

Taking the XWF to heights never before imagined and doing what's never been done before in the history of this company!

Therefore, because the Universal champion has decided to opt-in to the March Madness tournament, we the XWF ownership group, have decided that, in every round Kieran King competes in the tournament, his Universal title will be on the line!

And if he loses the belt before the final? The person who beat him will continue defending the belt every round of the tournament!

That's right! The Winner of the March Madness tournament will leave not only with the King of the XWF crown, but the Universal title!

THAT IS ALL!

Signed,
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
And Mark ZuckerbergTHE MUTHAFUCKIN ZUCK YO