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			<title><![CDATA[House Show Results - 8/31/17]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=29203</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2017 16:24:32 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=970">Vincent Lane</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ksoo.com/files/2015/11/Woonsocket-High-School.jpg?w=630&amp;h=420&amp;zc=1&amp;s=0&amp;a=t&amp;q=89" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: Woonsocket-High-School.jpg?w=630&amp;h=420&amp;z...0&amp;a=t&amp;q=89]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
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<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">LIVE!!! From Woonsocket High School gymnasium in Woonsocket, Rhode Island... THE XWF IS IN YOUR TOWN!!!<br />
</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
A crowd of dozens file into the modest gym, adorned with various Go Villa Novas! Signs. Then, someone presses play on a JVS Kaboom-box and Chasm's theme music plays. <br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Chasm - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Finn Kuhn</div></span></span><br />
<br />
Finn looks TERRIBLE!<br />
<br />
He screws up an Irish whip, trips over his own feet during a chain wrestling exchange, and finally loses his balance when going for a top rope maneuver!<br />
<br />
Chasm has control for 95% of the match and mercifully puts the Young Lion out of his misery with The Rift after approximately seven minutes of action!<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Chasm</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Madison Dyson - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Kimberly Anderson</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
The Rhode Island teenagers whoop and whistle for the Bombshell action in their own back yard!<br />
<br />
Dyson and Anderson exchange some beals and hair mares for a few minutes, then try to outdo one another's hip tosses. Eventually, it devolves into an armdrag contest!<br />
<br />
After one DEEP arm drag onto Anderson, Dyson follows up immediately with a shining wizard!<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
Kickout!<br />
<br />
Dyson woman-handles Anderson for a while more but gets caught napping with a victory roll!<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
Shoulder up from Dyson!<br />
<br />
Madison Dyson is fuming as she hooks Anderson up for a jawbreaker, but Anderson reverses and whips Dyson into the ropes, then follows up with a flying cross body...<br />
<br />
DYSON CAUGHT HER!<br />
<br />
DEAD BITCH WALKIN'!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Madison Dyson</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Ben Gazzi - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Phantom Panzer<br />
</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Gazzi is boo'd so hard by the patriotic New Englanders that they actually CHEER FOR A CLOWN.<br />
<br />
However, for most of the contest Ben Gazzi is firmly  in control. It's appparent he could take home the victory at any time but is enjoying gloating to the American infidel fans!<br />
<br />
Finallly, Panzer makes a late rally and fores up, dropping Gazzi with repeated lariats and even a Flash Funk-esque spinning bicycle kick!<br />
<br />
<br />
REF BUMP!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
Gazzi rams into the referee after taking a top rope blockbuster from Phantom Panzer, and the lack of officiating gives Ben Gazzi a chance to throw some powder that may or may not be anthrax into Panzer's eyes!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
OH MY GOD PANZER BLEW IT BACK INTO GAZZI'S FACE!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
Ben Gazzi is blinded by his own chicanery, and Panzer ties him up in a twister submission!<br />
<br />
<br />
BEN GAZZI TAPS!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Phantom Panzer</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
AMERICA!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Jenny Myst - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Shelby Cobra<br />
</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
When Jenny Myst and Shelby Cobra make their entrances, fans actually throw dollar bills onto the gym floor like they're at the local Woonsocket Titty Bar!<br />
 <br />
JENNY MYST ACTUALLY TAKES THE DOLLARS!!!<br />
<br />
The pair lock up and go tit for tat (heh, get it?) for quite a while, neither woman really gaining any advantage... right up until Myst jams a thumb into Cobra's eye!<br />
<br />
Cobra doesn't see the super kick coming!<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
<br />
KICKOUT!<br />
<br />
Cobra perseveres, but she never quite recovers from the eye poke... though at one point she does catch Myst in an octopus hold!<br />
<br />
Myst is stretched!<br />
<br />
She has her fingers close to the ropes!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
So close!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
JENNY MYST BREAKS TH HOLD!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Myst and Cobrra square off again, and Cobra starts muscling the daintier Myst around with power moves, even giving her a gorilla press slam that gets some OOOOHs and AAAAAAAHs from the crowd!<br />
<br />
Cobra finally has things within reach, when Myst cunt punts her! Are low blows illegal when there are no testicles involved? NO ONE KNOWS!!!<br />
<br />
Cobra heaves over forward, and Myst grabs her...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
PINK PERFECTION!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Jenny Myst</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><font color="dodgerblue"><B><U><font color="red">MAIN EVENT</font></U></B></font><br />
<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP</span><br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">Calypso! - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Kris Cruze</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
The crowd goes APESHIT for Calypso! Who would have guessed that? Apparentlly the People's Bruh had taken out a few ads in the Pennysaver leading up to the house show, and therefore he was the only competitor anyone even recognized!<br />
<br />
Conversely, Cruze is booed HEAVILY. I can't imagine why the openly homosexual wrestler would be seen as the heel in rural Rhode Island, but there you have it!<br />
<br />
Cruze takes control early because Calypso just can't stop dabbing after every exchange. Collar and elbow tie up? Dab. Reversed a hammerlock? Dab. Cris-cross with a leap frog? Dabbed twice.<br />
<br />
Eventually, Cruze nails Calypso with a codebreaker mid-dab, and almost gets a pin!<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
Kickout and dab by Calypso!<br />
<br />
Calypso rallies after Cruze misses a bronco buster, lamming his ample manmeat into the corner after 'Lypse slides out of the way. Calypso follows up by taking off his shoe and slamming it into Cruze's skull while shrieking in a high pitched wail.<br />
<br />
Kris Cruze battles his way out of the predicament but stumbles right into....<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
THE CLAP!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
OMG KRIS CRUZE KICKED OUT!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
Calypso can't believe it! This is crazier than when HBK kicked out of the Tombstone!<br />
<br />
<br />
Calypso sets Cruze up for a second Clap, but Cruze reverses into what he calls a Large Package!<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
NEWCHAMPIONNEWCHAMPION<br />
<br />
<br />
Calypso kicks out!<br />
<br />
<br />
Calypso escapes the pinning predicament and runs the ropes, but gets caught with a Rear View!  It almost looked like Calypso's head actually went IN to Cruze's posterior, but that's just crazy talk, no one's anus is that loose!<br />
<br />
Kris Cruze is on fire! He whips Calypso into the ropes and grabs him, pulling him into mid-suplex position...<br />
<br />
<br />
TOUCH OF KARMA!<br />
<br />
<br />
NO WAIT! CALYPSO GOT HIS FEET IN THE ROPES!!!<br />
<br />
Cruze slams himself backward into the mat as Calypso falls onto his hands and knees, and then he sees the situation and runs for the corner!<br />
<br />
Calypso to the second turnbuckle just as KrisCruze gets to his wobbly feet...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
CALYPSONATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS BALLS WHAT AN IMPACT!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner and STILL Federweight Champion - Calypso!</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
Everyone form a single file line by the ice machine for photos and autographs...]]></description>
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<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">LIVE!!! From Woonsocket High School gymnasium in Woonsocket, Rhode Island... THE XWF IS IN YOUR TOWN!!!<br />
</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
A crowd of dozens file into the modest gym, adorned with various Go Villa Novas! Signs. Then, someone presses play on a JVS Kaboom-box and Chasm's theme music plays. <br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Chasm - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Finn Kuhn</div></span></span><br />
<br />
Finn looks TERRIBLE!<br />
<br />
He screws up an Irish whip, trips over his own feet during a chain wrestling exchange, and finally loses his balance when going for a top rope maneuver!<br />
<br />
Chasm has control for 95% of the match and mercifully puts the Young Lion out of his misery with The Rift after approximately seven minutes of action!<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Chasm</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Madison Dyson - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Kimberly Anderson</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
The Rhode Island teenagers whoop and whistle for the Bombshell action in their own back yard!<br />
<br />
Dyson and Anderson exchange some beals and hair mares for a few minutes, then try to outdo one another's hip tosses. Eventually, it devolves into an armdrag contest!<br />
<br />
After one DEEP arm drag onto Anderson, Dyson follows up immediately with a shining wizard!<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
Kickout!<br />
<br />
Dyson woman-handles Anderson for a while more but gets caught napping with a victory roll!<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
Shoulder up from Dyson!<br />
<br />
Madison Dyson is fuming as she hooks Anderson up for a jawbreaker, but Anderson reverses and whips Dyson into the ropes, then follows up with a flying cross body...<br />
<br />
DYSON CAUGHT HER!<br />
<br />
DEAD BITCH WALKIN'!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Madison Dyson</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Ben Gazzi - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Phantom Panzer<br />
</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Gazzi is boo'd so hard by the patriotic New Englanders that they actually CHEER FOR A CLOWN.<br />
<br />
However, for most of the contest Ben Gazzi is firmly  in control. It's appparent he could take home the victory at any time but is enjoying gloating to the American infidel fans!<br />
<br />
Finallly, Panzer makes a late rally and fores up, dropping Gazzi with repeated lariats and even a Flash Funk-esque spinning bicycle kick!<br />
<br />
<br />
REF BUMP!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
Gazzi rams into the referee after taking a top rope blockbuster from Phantom Panzer, and the lack of officiating gives Ben Gazzi a chance to throw some powder that may or may not be anthrax into Panzer's eyes!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
OH MY GOD PANZER BLEW IT BACK INTO GAZZI'S FACE!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
Ben Gazzi is blinded by his own chicanery, and Panzer ties him up in a twister submission!<br />
<br />
<br />
BEN GAZZI TAPS!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Phantom Panzer</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
AMERICA!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Jenny Myst - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Shelby Cobra<br />
</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
When Jenny Myst and Shelby Cobra make their entrances, fans actually throw dollar bills onto the gym floor like they're at the local Woonsocket Titty Bar!<br />
 <br />
JENNY MYST ACTUALLY TAKES THE DOLLARS!!!<br />
<br />
The pair lock up and go tit for tat (heh, get it?) for quite a while, neither woman really gaining any advantage... right up until Myst jams a thumb into Cobra's eye!<br />
<br />
Cobra doesn't see the super kick coming!<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
<br />
KICKOUT!<br />
<br />
Cobra perseveres, but she never quite recovers from the eye poke... though at one point she does catch Myst in an octopus hold!<br />
<br />
Myst is stretched!<br />
<br />
She has her fingers close to the ropes!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
So close!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
JENNY MYST BREAKS TH HOLD!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Myst and Cobrra square off again, and Cobra starts muscling the daintier Myst around with power moves, even giving her a gorilla press slam that gets some OOOOHs and AAAAAAAHs from the crowd!<br />
<br />
Cobra finally has things within reach, when Myst cunt punts her! Are low blows illegal when there are no testicles involved? NO ONE KNOWS!!!<br />
<br />
Cobra heaves over forward, and Myst grabs her...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
PINK PERFECTION!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Jenny Myst</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><font color="dodgerblue"><B><U><font color="red">MAIN EVENT</font></U></B></font><br />
<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP</span><br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">Calypso! - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Kris Cruze</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
The crowd goes APESHIT for Calypso! Who would have guessed that? Apparentlly the People's Bruh had taken out a few ads in the Pennysaver leading up to the house show, and therefore he was the only competitor anyone even recognized!<br />
<br />
Conversely, Cruze is booed HEAVILY. I can't imagine why the openly homosexual wrestler would be seen as the heel in rural Rhode Island, but there you have it!<br />
<br />
Cruze takes control early because Calypso just can't stop dabbing after every exchange. Collar and elbow tie up? Dab. Reversed a hammerlock? Dab. Cris-cross with a leap frog? Dabbed twice.<br />
<br />
Eventually, Cruze nails Calypso with a codebreaker mid-dab, and almost gets a pin!<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
Kickout and dab by Calypso!<br />
<br />
Calypso rallies after Cruze misses a bronco buster, lamming his ample manmeat into the corner after 'Lypse slides out of the way. Calypso follows up by taking off his shoe and slamming it into Cruze's skull while shrieking in a high pitched wail.<br />
<br />
Kris Cruze battles his way out of the predicament but stumbles right into....<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
THE CLAP!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
OMG KRIS CRUZE KICKED OUT!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
Calypso can't believe it! This is crazier than when HBK kicked out of the Tombstone!<br />
<br />
<br />
Calypso sets Cruze up for a second Clap, but Cruze reverses into what he calls a Large Package!<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
<br />
NEWCHAMPIONNEWCHAMPION<br />
<br />
<br />
Calypso kicks out!<br />
<br />
<br />
Calypso escapes the pinning predicament and runs the ropes, but gets caught with a Rear View!  It almost looked like Calypso's head actually went IN to Cruze's posterior, but that's just crazy talk, no one's anus is that loose!<br />
<br />
Kris Cruze is on fire! He whips Calypso into the ropes and grabs him, pulling him into mid-suplex position...<br />
<br />
<br />
TOUCH OF KARMA!<br />
<br />
<br />
NO WAIT! CALYPSO GOT HIS FEET IN THE ROPES!!!<br />
<br />
Cruze slams himself backward into the mat as Calypso falls onto his hands and knees, and then he sees the situation and runs for the corner!<br />
<br />
Calypso to the second turnbuckle just as KrisCruze gets to his wobbly feet...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
CALYPSONATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS BALLS WHAT AN IMPACT!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner and STILL Federweight Champion - Calypso!</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<br />
Everyone form a single file line by the ice machine for photos and autographs...]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jenny Myst -vs- Shelby Cobra]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=29132</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2017 05:51:57 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=970">Vincent Lane</a>]]></dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=29132</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Battle Thread!<br />
<br />
Deadline is Wednesday night, 8/30/17, at 11:59 pm board time!</span></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Battle Thread!<br />
<br />
Deadline is Wednesday night, 8/30/17, at 11:59 pm board time!</span></span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Madison Dyson -vs- Kimberly Anderson]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=29130</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2017 05:50:36 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=970">Vincent Lane</a>]]></dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=29130</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Battle Thread!<br />
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Deadline is Wednesday night, 8/30/17, at 11:59 pm board time!</span></span>]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[The crowd at Full sail is popping off as the XWF rolls into town with its beefy, sexy undercard!<br />
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That annoying little girl, Izzy, from all of the NXT shows who always sits in the front row is there!  <br />
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People who got comped free tickets for being in the right place at the right time are there!<br />
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Random folks who got free admission along with their tourism packages are there!<br />
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BARNEY GREEN IS IN THE FRONT ROW!!!!<br />
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LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD!<br />
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<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">John Blaq - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Tommy Gunn</div></span><br />
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Right at the bell Gunn ducks a lazy clothesline but gets caught in the ropes like a jackass who hasn't wrestled in years.  Both men reach into their junk and pull out rolls of dimes!<br />
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DOUBLE ROLL OF DIMES PUNCH TO THE CHIN FROM EACH MAN!<br />
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1!2!3!4!5!6!7!8!9!10!!!!!!!!!<br />
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IT'S A DOUBLE COUNT OUT!  SEND THE FANS HOME HAPPY IS THE XWF MOTTO!!<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Double Count Out - Fans Demand Refund</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Mezian - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Drezdin</div></span><br />
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The fans go absolutely ape shit for Drezdin, except for Barney Green who stares at him intensely while chewing an entire tin's worth of Grizzly Wintergreen, because it's way cheaper in Florida.<br />
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After a brief flurry from Drez, Mezian takes over with some sweet moves, including but not limited to:<br />
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- Chinlocks<br />
- Hammerlocks<br />
- Snap mares<br />
- Armdrags<br />
- Chinlocks<br />
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After a botch that sees Drez screw up a leapfrog and stumble to the ropes, Mezian improvises with a running clothesline over the top!  This gives Barney the chance he needs to spit a huge mouthful of dip right into Drezdin's eyes!  NASTY!<br />
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After Drezdin staggers back into the ring, he walks right into the waiting arms of Mezian for APOCALYPSE NOW!!!!<br />
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3!!!<br />
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It's all over!  Barney Green wanders off to find a Wal-Mart bathroom during the intermission but never returns.<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Mezian</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">"Outlaw" Brian Harris - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> -  "Motherfucking" Cadryn Tiberius</span></div>
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Good back and forth action starts this one off, with Harris taking an early advantage after pretending to injure a knee after a judo throw just like Ahmed Johnson in 1997.<br />
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Cadryn takes a beating for a good 10 minutes before FIRING UP and feeding off the intensity of the Full Sail crowd.<br />
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Tiberius shakes the ropes and shouts COME ON BABY! After hitting a routine hip toss, then sees Izzy in the crowd smiling at him and cheering him on.<br />
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He wipes a tear from his eye.<br />
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He dedicates the match to Izzy and ALL CHILDREN.<br />
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Cadryn then eats a huge big boot and gets pinned!<br />
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OMG HE KICKS OUT THOUGH!<br />
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Harris can't believe it, but he lifts Cadryn up on his shoulders and swings him for the GUNSHOT!  Cadryn squirms free and Harris turns around, confused...<br />
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Kick to the gut!<br />
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Crucifix Piledriver from Tiberius!  FROM DUSK 'TIL DAWN!<br />
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3!!!!<br />
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CADRYN DID IT FOR THE KIDS!!!!!<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Cadryn Tiberius/Children</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">XWF Federweight Champion Nate Higgers - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> -  XWF Universal Champion Jim "I Should Have a Nickname" Caedus</span></div>
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Shocking the arena full of 200 fans, the advertised main event goes on before Trax and 'Lyps!  Possibly because Caedus has an autograph session scheduled in 10 minutes, possibly because the Trax match has been changed to a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE X-TREME RULEZZZ MATCH!!<br />
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Or possibly other reasons, who knows.<br />
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Nate Higgers tries to compare belt sizes with Caedus, who laughs about it right up  until Higgers slams him in the dome with the Federweight Title!<br />
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Higgers is all over the Universal Champ, slamming him headfirst into turnbuckles, stomping him like a proverbial mudhole, even hitting a picture perfect Lou Thesz---<br />
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NO!  Caedus swung his inertia, flipped his hips, and dropped Higgers with a spinebuster!  Caedus is LIVID when a drop of crimson rolls down his scalp from the belt shot, and he roars to the crowd!<br />
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"NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!"<br />
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Caedus whips Higgers like a government mule, repeatedly dropping him on his head and neck, but pulling him before the count of three after every pin!<br />
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Caedus is enjoying this!<br />
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KEILBASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<br />
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no<br />
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KINSHASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<br />
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<br />
no, hold up<br />
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KATABASISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!<br />
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Higgers is lying face down in a puddle of spit, but Jimmy doesn't look ready to take it home.  IT'S A SHOOT BROTHER!!!  JIM CAEDUS HAS TORN KAYFABE ASUNDER!!!<br />
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Jim Caedus grabs the Federweight belt and slips it under Higgers' face, then grabs his own Universal Title belt and climbs the ropes....<br />
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CAEDUS WITH A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP WITH THE TITLE UNDER HIS ASS!<br />
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HIGGERS GOT A FLYING BELTCHAIRTO!!!!!<br />
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The referee immediately throws up the dreaded X with his arms, signalling for a bell and or medical aid to be offered to the fallen Nate Higgers.<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner by Medical Stoppage - Jim Caedus</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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Caedus leaves the ring without the Federweight Belt, holding his own title high in the air so people can take Snapchats of him with dog ears and shit.<br />
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After heading backstage he texts Nate right away to make sure they are still friends, bro.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><font color="dodgerblue"><B><U><font color="red">MAIN EVENT</font></U></B></font><br />
</div><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Calypso! - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> -  Mr. F'n Dominance, Trax</div></span><br />
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Trax gets to the ring wearing a dope ass pair of LeBrons!  Those aren't cheap, folks!<br />
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WAIT.. HERE COMES CALYPSO WITH A PAIR OF KANYES!!!!!<br />
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Calypso gets rugby tackled by security just like Trax said he would, but eventually he convinces the security guards through tears and vigorous pointing at his lanyard that he is indeed THE Calypso.<br />
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As soon as the bell rings Trax nails Calypso with a Trap Silencer!   Trax just stands in the corner waiting for Calypso to get back up rather than going for a pin!<br />
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Trax leaves the ring and tosses a full metal trash can into the ring, which for whatever reason is full of things you wouldn't fin in trash cans usually, like a cheese grater, a stop sign, a kendo stick, a traffic cone, a fire extinguisher, and a small bag full of thumb tacks!<br />
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Why do we always travel with these things in our ring gear?<br />
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Back in the ring, Calypso is crawling around looking for a contact lens when he finds the flotsam and jetsam of the trash can.  Trax rushed him, but Calypso nails  A TRAFFIC CONE TO THE JIMMY!!!  Trax is paralyzed with weird pain... did he bust a nut?  Not like that, I mean really bust one?<br />
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Calypso sees his chance and runs the ropes!  He bounces by and runs them again!  And again!  And one more time!<br />
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THE CLAPPP!!!!!<br />
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Calypso hits a picture perfect Clap on Trax, and he knocks off one single cornrow!<br />
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Trax looks at the little twist lying on the mat and then at Calypso, who seems to feel kinda bad about doing that.<br />
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TRAX REARS BACK FOR A PUNCH but Calypso drops onto the mat in a fetal position, turtling up like a pro.<br />
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Trax kicks around at Calypso but can't get through his armadillo-esque defense mechanism.<br />
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Finally, Calypso unrolls like a potato bug and lies on his back, asking Trax to just end things because he has sweet travel plans.  Trax shrugs and goes for a cover...<br />
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<br />
BUT CALYPSO ROLLS HIM UP INSTEAD!!!!<br />
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2!<br />
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TRAX KICKS OUT!!!!<br />
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Trax is really mad now, and he yanks off Calypso's vest, then rips off his cardigan, and finally rips off his Ren and Stimpy tee shirt from 1993!  Now he's laid bare and his uncooked chicken skin is taking a hell of a whipping from the canvas belt with a ludicrously large pair of dice as a buckle, rolled as a SNAKE EYES of course!  Trax must have pulled that off of Calypso as well!<br />
<br />
Calypso skitters out of the ring and runs towards the concession stand, but Trax is right on his heels!<br />
<br />
Calypso throws a foil wrapped hot dog!<br />
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Ducked!<br />
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He throws six individual serving sized bags of fire hot Cheetos!<br />
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Blocked!<br />
<br />
Calypso rolls three diet Sprites on the floor in front of Trax, shaking up a fourth...<br />
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Trax dodges all of the rolling cans, but then looks up and catches A SHAKEN UP AND NEWLY OPENED DIET SPRITE RIGHT TO THE KISSER!<br />
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Trax is blinded!  And then Calypso grabs the JVC Kaboom-box that they use at house shows to play wrestlers' entrance theme music, and slams it into Trax's skull!  Trax is dropped, and the tape deck open up, spilling out a home made bootleg of Bell Biv Devoe's second album Hootie Mack!  THAT'S NOT EVEN THE ONE WITH POISON ON IT!<br />
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Calypso pockets the tape, mystically.<br />
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Calypso sees his moment to shine, and he looks down at the fallen Trax and up at the crowd who are all furiously ignoring him and tweeting about other things.  He climbs a light rig, getting halfway up before Trax even begins to stir.  Those radios are heavy!<br />
<br />
Calypso crosses his chest and says a prayer.<br />
<br />
Then he dives off the rig!<br />
<br />
Calypso falls straight down, and barely gets his hands together in some semblance of an ax handle just as Trax nips up...<br />
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TRAP SILENCER TO THE FLYING CALYPSO!!!!<br />
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HE HIT HIM SO HARD HIS FEDORA CAME OFF!!!!<br />
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AND THERE'S A SECOND FEDORA UNDERNEATH IT, BUT THIS ONE HAS A FEATHER!!!!!!!<br />
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TRAP SILENCER AGAIN, AND THE SECOND FEDORA GOES FLYING!!!!!<br />
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CALYPSO HITS THE CONCRETE FLOOR AND TRAX HOOKS A LEG!<br />
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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SWEET JESUS IT'S MERCIFULLY OVER!!!!<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner by Size 13 'Brons - Trax</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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Trax rolls Calypso's sleeping body over and then ducks down and takes off his Kanyes!  He pulls out all the extra socks Calypso stuffed in there to make them fit and tosses them into the crowd before vanishing backstage with his new kicks!<br />
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WHAT A SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The crowd at Full sail is popping off as the XWF rolls into town with its beefy, sexy undercard!<br />
<br />
That annoying little girl, Izzy, from all of the NXT shows who always sits in the front row is there!  <br />
<br />
People who got comped free tickets for being in the right place at the right time are there!<br />
<br />
Random folks who got free admission along with their tourism packages are there!<br />
<br />
<br />
BARNEY GREEN IS IN THE FRONT ROW!!!!<br />
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LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD!<br />
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<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">John Blaq - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Tommy Gunn</div></span><br />
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Right at the bell Gunn ducks a lazy clothesline but gets caught in the ropes like a jackass who hasn't wrestled in years.  Both men reach into their junk and pull out rolls of dimes!<br />
<br />
DOUBLE ROLL OF DIMES PUNCH TO THE CHIN FROM EACH MAN!<br />
<br />
<br />
1!2!3!4!5!6!7!8!9!10!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
IT'S A DOUBLE COUNT OUT!  SEND THE FANS HOME HAPPY IS THE XWF MOTTO!!<br />
<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Double Count Out - Fans Demand Refund</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Mezian - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Drezdin</div></span><br />
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The fans go absolutely ape shit for Drezdin, except for Barney Green who stares at him intensely while chewing an entire tin's worth of Grizzly Wintergreen, because it's way cheaper in Florida.<br />
<br />
After a brief flurry from Drez, Mezian takes over with some sweet moves, including but not limited to:<br />
<br />
- Chinlocks<br />
- Hammerlocks<br />
- Snap mares<br />
- Armdrags<br />
- Chinlocks<br />
<br />
After a botch that sees Drez screw up a leapfrog and stumble to the ropes, Mezian improvises with a running clothesline over the top!  This gives Barney the chance he needs to spit a huge mouthful of dip right into Drezdin's eyes!  NASTY!<br />
<br />
After Drezdin staggers back into the ring, he walks right into the waiting arms of Mezian for APOCALYPSE NOW!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
1!<br />
2!<br />
3!!!<br />
<br />
It's all over!  Barney Green wanders off to find a Wal-Mart bathroom during the intermission but never returns.<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Mezian</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">"Outlaw" Brian Harris - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> -  "Motherfucking" Cadryn Tiberius</span></div>
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Good back and forth action starts this one off, with Harris taking an early advantage after pretending to injure a knee after a judo throw just like Ahmed Johnson in 1997.<br />
<br />
Cadryn takes a beating for a good 10 minutes before FIRING UP and feeding off the intensity of the Full Sail crowd.<br />
<br />
Tiberius shakes the ropes and shouts COME ON BABY! After hitting a routine hip toss, then sees Izzy in the crowd smiling at him and cheering him on.<br />
<br />
He wipes a tear from his eye.<br />
<br />
He dedicates the match to Izzy and ALL CHILDREN.<br />
<br />
Cadryn then eats a huge big boot and gets pinned!<br />
<br />
<br />
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1!<br />
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2!<br />
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OMG HE KICKS OUT THOUGH!<br />
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Harris can't believe it, but he lifts Cadryn up on his shoulders and swings him for the GUNSHOT!  Cadryn squirms free and Harris turns around, confused...<br />
<br />
Kick to the gut!<br />
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Crucifix Piledriver from Tiberius!  FROM DUSK 'TIL DAWN!<br />
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1! <br />
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2!<br />
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3!!!!<br />
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CADRYN DID IT FOR THE KIDS!!!!!<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner - Cadryn Tiberius/Children</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">XWF Federweight Champion Nate Higgers - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> -  XWF Universal Champion Jim "I Should Have a Nickname" Caedus</span></div>
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Shocking the arena full of 200 fans, the advertised main event goes on before Trax and 'Lyps!  Possibly because Caedus has an autograph session scheduled in 10 minutes, possibly because the Trax match has been changed to a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE X-TREME RULEZZZ MATCH!!<br />
<br />
Or possibly other reasons, who knows.<br />
<br />
<br />
Nate Higgers tries to compare belt sizes with Caedus, who laughs about it right up  until Higgers slams him in the dome with the Federweight Title!<br />
<br />
Higgers is all over the Universal Champ, slamming him headfirst into turnbuckles, stomping him like a proverbial mudhole, even hitting a picture perfect Lou Thesz---<br />
<br />
NO!  Caedus swung his inertia, flipped his hips, and dropped Higgers with a spinebuster!  Caedus is LIVID when a drop of crimson rolls down his scalp from the belt shot, and he roars to the crowd!<br />
<br />
"NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!"<br />
<br />
Caedus whips Higgers like a government mule, repeatedly dropping him on his head and neck, but pulling him before the count of three after every pin!<br />
<br />
Caedus is enjoying this!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
KEILBASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<br />
<br />
no<br />
<br />
KINSHASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<br />
<br />
<br />
no, hold up<br />
<br />
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KATABASISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!<br />
<br />
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Higgers is lying face down in a puddle of spit, but Jimmy doesn't look ready to take it home.  IT'S A SHOOT BROTHER!!!  JIM CAEDUS HAS TORN KAYFABE ASUNDER!!!<br />
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Jim Caedus grabs the Federweight belt and slips it under Higgers' face, then grabs his own Universal Title belt and climbs the ropes....<br />
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CAEDUS WITH A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP WITH THE TITLE UNDER HIS ASS!<br />
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HIGGERS GOT A FLYING BELTCHAIRTO!!!!!<br />
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The referee immediately throws up the dreaded X with his arms, signalling for a bell and or medical aid to be offered to the fallen Nate Higgers.<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner by Medical Stoppage - Jim Caedus</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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Caedus leaves the ring without the Federweight Belt, holding his own title high in the air so people can take Snapchats of him with dog ears and shit.<br />
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After heading backstage he texts Nate right away to make sure they are still friends, bro.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><font color="dodgerblue"><B><U><font color="red">MAIN EVENT</font></U></B></font><br />
</div><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Calypso! - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> -  Mr. F'n Dominance, Trax</div></span><br />
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Trax gets to the ring wearing a dope ass pair of LeBrons!  Those aren't cheap, folks!<br />
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WAIT.. HERE COMES CALYPSO WITH A PAIR OF KANYES!!!!!<br />
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Calypso gets rugby tackled by security just like Trax said he would, but eventually he convinces the security guards through tears and vigorous pointing at his lanyard that he is indeed THE Calypso.<br />
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As soon as the bell rings Trax nails Calypso with a Trap Silencer!   Trax just stands in the corner waiting for Calypso to get back up rather than going for a pin!<br />
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Trax leaves the ring and tosses a full metal trash can into the ring, which for whatever reason is full of things you wouldn't fin in trash cans usually, like a cheese grater, a stop sign, a kendo stick, a traffic cone, a fire extinguisher, and a small bag full of thumb tacks!<br />
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Why do we always travel with these things in our ring gear?<br />
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Back in the ring, Calypso is crawling around looking for a contact lens when he finds the flotsam and jetsam of the trash can.  Trax rushed him, but Calypso nails  A TRAFFIC CONE TO THE JIMMY!!!  Trax is paralyzed with weird pain... did he bust a nut?  Not like that, I mean really bust one?<br />
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Calypso sees his chance and runs the ropes!  He bounces by and runs them again!  And again!  And one more time!<br />
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THE CLAPPP!!!!!<br />
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Calypso hits a picture perfect Clap on Trax, and he knocks off one single cornrow!<br />
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Trax looks at the little twist lying on the mat and then at Calypso, who seems to feel kinda bad about doing that.<br />
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TRAX REARS BACK FOR A PUNCH but Calypso drops onto the mat in a fetal position, turtling up like a pro.<br />
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Trax kicks around at Calypso but can't get through his armadillo-esque defense mechanism.<br />
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Finally, Calypso unrolls like a potato bug and lies on his back, asking Trax to just end things because he has sweet travel plans.  Trax shrugs and goes for a cover...<br />
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BUT CALYPSO ROLLS HIM UP INSTEAD!!!!<br />
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TRAX KICKS OUT!!!!<br />
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Trax is really mad now, and he yanks off Calypso's vest, then rips off his cardigan, and finally rips off his Ren and Stimpy tee shirt from 1993!  Now he's laid bare and his uncooked chicken skin is taking a hell of a whipping from the canvas belt with a ludicrously large pair of dice as a buckle, rolled as a SNAKE EYES of course!  Trax must have pulled that off of Calypso as well!<br />
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Calypso skitters out of the ring and runs towards the concession stand, but Trax is right on his heels!<br />
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Calypso throws a foil wrapped hot dog!<br />
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Ducked!<br />
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He throws six individual serving sized bags of fire hot Cheetos!<br />
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Blocked!<br />
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Calypso rolls three diet Sprites on the floor in front of Trax, shaking up a fourth...<br />
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Trax dodges all of the rolling cans, but then looks up and catches A SHAKEN UP AND NEWLY OPENED DIET SPRITE RIGHT TO THE KISSER!<br />
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Trax is blinded!  And then Calypso grabs the JVC Kaboom-box that they use at house shows to play wrestlers' entrance theme music, and slams it into Trax's skull!  Trax is dropped, and the tape deck open up, spilling out a home made bootleg of Bell Biv Devoe's second album Hootie Mack!  THAT'S NOT EVEN THE ONE WITH POISON ON IT!<br />
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Calypso pockets the tape, mystically.<br />
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Calypso sees his moment to shine, and he looks down at the fallen Trax and up at the crowd who are all furiously ignoring him and tweeting about other things.  He climbs a light rig, getting halfway up before Trax even begins to stir.  Those radios are heavy!<br />
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Calypso crosses his chest and says a prayer.<br />
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Then he dives off the rig!<br />
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Calypso falls straight down, and barely gets his hands together in some semblance of an ax handle just as Trax nips up...<br />
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TRAP SILENCER TO THE FLYING CALYPSO!!!!<br />
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HE HIT HIM SO HARD HIS FEDORA CAME OFF!!!!<br />
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AND THERE'S A SECOND FEDORA UNDERNEATH IT, BUT THIS ONE HAS A FEATHER!!!!!!!<br />
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TRAP SILENCER AGAIN, AND THE SECOND FEDORA GOES FLYING!!!!!<br />
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CALYPSO HITS THE CONCRETE FLOOR AND TRAX HOOKS A LEG!<br />
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SWEET JESUS IT'S MERCIFULLY OVER!!!!<br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="blue" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">Winner by Size 13 'Brons - Trax</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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Trax rolls Calypso's sleeping body over and then ducks down and takes off his Kanyes!  He pulls out all the extra socks Calypso stuffed in there to make them fit and tosses them into the crowd before vanishing backstage with his new kicks!<br />
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WHAT A SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Burp!!!!]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=27378</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 15:09:27 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[[color=#32CD32][size=medium][font=Trebuchet MS]Drezdin:meh what the hell, let's see how fast the dumn nut responds. Mister it was none of my business to stick it noes where it doesn't belong........BURP!!!!!!!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[color=#32CD32][size=medium][font=Trebuchet MS]Drezdin:meh what the hell, let's see how fast the dumn nut responds. Mister it was none of my business to stick it noes where it doesn't belong........BURP!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tommy Gunn -vs- John Blaq]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=27371</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 07:12:37 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=970">Vincent Lane</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[OFFICIAL RULES: <br />
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Each match gets its own thread for the competitors to reply in, again and again, throughout the week. Staff will create your RP thread. DO NOT BEGIN A NEW THREAD.<br />
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You may talk in-character UP TO <span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">200</span> WORDS PER POST.  You may go over this number at your own risk.  If we think the post looks too long when we're going through and grading, we might skip it altogether!  Then again, we might not.  As I said go over 200 <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">at your own risk</span>. <br />
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Once you have posted, please wait until somebody else in the match posts before you reply again.  So basically, to keep this simple, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">do not post back to back</span>.<br />
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If NOBODY ELSE IN YOUR MATCH has responded in 6 HOURS and you've been waiting to post again, you are allowed to post again. While it will look like back-to-back posts, I will check the timestamp on them and verify each post.<br />
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If someone wants to be "one and done" just to get a cheap win, they are not getting the idea of what we're doing here.. So let's KEEP IT COMPETITIVE!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[OFFICIAL RULES: <br />
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Each match gets its own thread for the competitors to reply in, again and again, throughout the week. Staff will create your RP thread. DO NOT BEGIN A NEW THREAD.<br />
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You may talk in-character UP TO <span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">200</span> WORDS PER POST.  You may go over this number at your own risk.  If we think the post looks too long when we're going through and grading, we might skip it altogether!  Then again, we might not.  As I said go over 200 <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">at your own risk</span>. <br />
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Once you have posted, please wait until somebody else in the match posts before you reply again.  So basically, to keep this simple, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">do not post back to back</span>.<br />
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If NOBODY ELSE IN YOUR MATCH has responded in 6 HOURS and you've been waiting to post again, you are allowed to post again. While it will look like back-to-back posts, I will check the timestamp on them and verify each post.<br />
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If someone wants to be "one and done" just to get a cheap win, they are not getting the idea of what we're doing here.. So let's KEEP IT COMPETITIVE!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cadryn Tiberius -vs- "The Outlaw" Brian Harris]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=27369</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 07:11:42 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=970">Vincent Lane</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[OFFICIAL RULES: <br />
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Each match gets its own thread for the competitors to reply in, again and again, throughout the week. Staff will create your RP thread. DO NOT BEGIN A NEW THREAD.<br />
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You may talk in-character UP TO <span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">200</span> WORDS PER POST.  You may go over this number at your own risk.  If we think the post looks too long when we're going through and grading, we might skip it altogether!  Then again, we might not.  As I said go over 200 <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">at your own risk</span>. <br />
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Once you have posted, please wait until somebody else in the match posts before you reply again.  So basically, to keep this simple, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">do not post back to back</span>.<br />
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If NOBODY ELSE IN YOUR MATCH has responded in 6 HOURS and you've been waiting to post again, you are allowed to post again. While it will look like back-to-back posts, I will check the timestamp on them and verify each post.<br />
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If someone wants to be "one and done" just to get a cheap win, they are not getting the idea of what we're doing here.. So let's KEEP IT COMPETITIVE!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[OFFICIAL RULES: <br />
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Each match gets its own thread for the competitors to reply in, again and again, throughout the week. Staff will create your RP thread. DO NOT BEGIN A NEW THREAD.<br />
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You may talk in-character UP TO <span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">200</span> WORDS PER POST.  You may go over this number at your own risk.  If we think the post looks too long when we're going through and grading, we might skip it altogether!  Then again, we might not.  As I said go over 200 <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">at your own risk</span>. <br />
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Once you have posted, please wait until somebody else in the match posts before you reply again.  So basically, to keep this simple, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">do not post back to back</span>.<br />
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If NOBODY ELSE IN YOUR MATCH has responded in 6 HOURS and you've been waiting to post again, you are allowed to post again. While it will look like back-to-back posts, I will check the timestamp on them and verify each post.<br />
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If someone wants to be "one and done" just to get a cheap win, they are not getting the idea of what we're doing here.. So let's KEEP IT COMPETITIVE!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Drezdin -vs- Mezian]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=27368</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 07:11:07 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=970">Vincent Lane</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[OFFICIAL RULES: <br />
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Each match gets its own thread for the competitors to reply in, again and again, throughout the week. Staff will create your RP thread. DO NOT BEGIN A NEW THREAD.<br />
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You may talk in-character UP TO <span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">200</span> WORDS PER POST.  You may go over this number at your own risk.  If we think the post looks too long when we're going through and grading, we might skip it altogether!  Then again, we might not.  As I said go over 200 <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">at your own risk</span>. <br />
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Once you have posted, please wait until somebody else in the match posts before you reply again.  So basically, to keep this simple, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">do not post back to back</span>.<br />
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If NOBODY ELSE IN YOUR MATCH has responded in 6 HOURS and you've been waiting to post again, you are allowed to post again. While it will look like back-to-back posts, I will check the timestamp on them and verify each post.<br />
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If someone wants to be "one and done" just to get a cheap win, they are not getting the idea of what we're doing here.. So let's KEEP IT COMPETITIVE!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[OFFICIAL RULES: <br />
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Each match gets its own thread for the competitors to reply in, again and again, throughout the week. Staff will create your RP thread. DO NOT BEGIN A NEW THREAD.<br />
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You may talk in-character UP TO <span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color">200</span> WORDS PER POST.  You may go over this number at your own risk.  If we think the post looks too long when we're going through and grading, we might skip it altogether!  Then again, we might not.  As I said go over 200 <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">at your own risk</span>. <br />
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Once you have posted, please wait until somebody else in the match posts before you reply again.  So basically, to keep this simple, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">do not post back to back</span>.<br />
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If NOBODY ELSE IN YOUR MATCH has responded in 6 HOURS and you've been waiting to post again, you are allowed to post again. While it will look like back-to-back posts, I will check the timestamp on them and verify each post.<br />
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If someone wants to be "one and done" just to get a cheap win, they are not getting the idea of what we're doing here.. So let's KEEP IT COMPETITIVE!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[House Show Results - 8/7/16]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=24462</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2016 00:39:44 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=970">Vincent Lane</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Shade vs. Trenton York<br />
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Shade is on the offensive immediately, showing a new meaner streak since joining forces with Shane and the Blackest Hole.<br />
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Shade overpowers York from the second the bell rings and things quickl turn ugly as the action spills out of the ring.<br />
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Shade beats York bloody with a chair, and also uses his favorite weapon, Ace, the trusty baseball bat, leaving York a bloody mess in the ring.<br />
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Finally, Shade executes a Welcome To Death's Realm pedigree off of the top rope and pins York for the easy victory.<br />
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Busdriver seems completely outclassed and never manages to mount any real offense as the newly crowned tag team champion Kandi Washington easily picks him apart with a great display of technical prowess.<br />
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Also, she kicks him in the nuts a lot.<br />
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Busdriver eventually collapses from copious ball damage and is caught with a Final Lick while on all fours, quickly getting pinned for the three.<br />
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Davis and Chambers seem reluctant to go at one another, but Jakob's father Tim is at ringside, egging on his son.<br />
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The two men end up locking up, but neither gets a clear advantage as both men are adept at mat wrestling and reversals. <br />
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At one point, Davis is caught in a chickenwing but manages to roll it into a pinning combination to escape.  He attempts to go on the offensive, but he's caught with the High Life - Chris Chambers' high angle spinebuster.<br />
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Davis then rolls out of the ring in an effort to not be pinned, and his father berates him for not getting back into the fight quick enough.<br />
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As Davis and his father argue, Chambers climbs the ropes and leaps out of the ring... taking out Tim Davis!  <br />
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Chambers and Davis then exchange a few words on the floor, and Chambers re-enters the ring, beckoning Jakob to follow... but Jakob has totally lost sight of the match.<br />
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Jakob Davis tends to his fallen father as the referee reaches a ten count, awarding the decision to Chambers who raises his arm in victory with a look of disappointment on his face.<br />
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Almost immediately, D'Ville charges the tiny Jerkbeast and punts him right out of the ring and into the timekeeper's area, where he crashes into the bell and is left out cold.<br />
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Tush and Doc trade violent exchanges in the center of the ring, but Tush can never seem to get an advantage.  Doc just absorbs all of the damage with a slight grin, never seeming weakened or hurt by the blows.<br />
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Eventually, Tush gets caught with a forearm shot to his throat and collapses in the corner, allowing Doc to go to work on him with vicious kicks and punches.  The Lounge Lizard is barely mobile by the time D'Ville nails him with the Trepanation headbutt.<br />
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D'Ville, however, doesn't go for the pin.  Instead, he leaves the ring and retrives the tiny Jerkbeast, whose sleeping form Doc rocks in his arms like a baby... before dropping him in the ring with a Lobotomy!<br />
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D'Ville is sent flying over the top rope and out of the ring, and an exhausted Tush collapses on top of Jerkbeast for a cover.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">MAIN EVENT FOR THE FEDERWEIGHT TITLE<br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">'YA BOI' Shaun Crowe vs. Unknown Soldier<br />
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A high flying spectacle ensues between the two aerial maestros.  Soldier brings his bloodthirsty aggression into play early, opening up Crowe with numerous shots to the head and scalp.<br />
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Crowe battles back valiantly, gaining the upper hand numerous times but always getting caught off guard by a vicious assault from Soldier.  <br />
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Crowe pulls off a desperation hurricanrana which sends Soldier flying through the ropes out of the ring, where he cracks his head open on the guard rail.  Soldier is clearly off his game after this, and gets caught with a huge moonsault on the floor from a surging Crowe.<br />
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Soldier mounts a defense by catching Crowe in a wicked DDT on the concrete, then whipping YA BOI right into the ring steps.  However, the concussion symptoms keep Soldier from moving at top speed and he soon finds himself caught with a series of snapping jabs that knock him backward.<br />
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Crowe hits a running STO and then rolls Soldier back into the ring, setting up for a slingshot, but when he launches himself over the rope Soldier meets him midair with a dropkick to the midsection, crumpling the challenger into a heap.<br />
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Soldier scales the ropes in anticipation of the Dark Star... but he stumbles on his way up, throwing off the timing.  By the time he recovers, Crowe has gotten his bearings enough to dodge the move, and he gets one of his gaudy chains around his fist, driving it right into Soldier's jaw.<br />
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Soldier collapses to the mat, and Crowe looks as surprised as anyone else... he grabs him quickly and lands a swift Chriaq Driver!  Soldier's eyes glazeover, and Crowe dives onto him for a pin!<br />
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Shaun Crowe has won the Federweight Title!  He's pinned the most dominant competitor in the XWF right now!<br />
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Crowe grabs his belt and also tries to grab the X-Treme Title, but officials explain to him that it can't change hands in a shithole like Poughkeepsie.<br />
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The XWF Has a new Federweight Champion!!!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Shade vs. Trenton York<br />
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Shade is on the offensive immediately, showing a new meaner streak since joining forces with Shane and the Blackest Hole.<br />
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Shade overpowers York from the second the bell rings and things quickl turn ugly as the action spills out of the ring.<br />
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Shade beats York bloody with a chair, and also uses his favorite weapon, Ace, the trusty baseball bat, leaving York a bloody mess in the ring.<br />
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Finally, Shade executes a Welcome To Death's Realm pedigree off of the top rope and pins York for the easy victory.<br />
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Busdriver seems completely outclassed and never manages to mount any real offense as the newly crowned tag team champion Kandi Washington easily picks him apart with a great display of technical prowess.<br />
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Busdriver eventually collapses from copious ball damage and is caught with a Final Lick while on all fours, quickly getting pinned for the three.<br />
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Davis and Chambers seem reluctant to go at one another, but Jakob's father Tim is at ringside, egging on his son.<br />
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The two men end up locking up, but neither gets a clear advantage as both men are adept at mat wrestling and reversals. <br />
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At one point, Davis is caught in a chickenwing but manages to roll it into a pinning combination to escape.  He attempts to go on the offensive, but he's caught with the High Life - Chris Chambers' high angle spinebuster.<br />
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Davis then rolls out of the ring in an effort to not be pinned, and his father berates him for not getting back into the fight quick enough.<br />
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As Davis and his father argue, Chambers climbs the ropes and leaps out of the ring... taking out Tim Davis!  <br />
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Chambers and Davis then exchange a few words on the floor, and Chambers re-enters the ring, beckoning Jakob to follow... but Jakob has totally lost sight of the match.<br />
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Jakob Davis tends to his fallen father as the referee reaches a ten count, awarding the decision to Chambers who raises his arm in victory with a look of disappointment on his face.<br />
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Almost immediately, D'Ville charges the tiny Jerkbeast and punts him right out of the ring and into the timekeeper's area, where he crashes into the bell and is left out cold.<br />
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Tush and Doc trade violent exchanges in the center of the ring, but Tush can never seem to get an advantage.  Doc just absorbs all of the damage with a slight grin, never seeming weakened or hurt by the blows.<br />
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Eventually, Tush gets caught with a forearm shot to his throat and collapses in the corner, allowing Doc to go to work on him with vicious kicks and punches.  The Lounge Lizard is barely mobile by the time D'Ville nails him with the Trepanation headbutt.<br />
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D'Ville, however, doesn't go for the pin.  Instead, he leaves the ring and retrives the tiny Jerkbeast, whose sleeping form Doc rocks in his arms like a baby... before dropping him in the ring with a Lobotomy!<br />
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Doc places one foot on the chest of the nearly dead demon thing.<br />
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Tush nails him from behind with the unofficial <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">	 Championship belt!<br />
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D'Ville is sent flying over the top rope and out of the ring, and an exhausted Tush collapses on top of Jerkbeast for a cover.<br />
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Tush wins!<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">MAIN EVENT FOR THE FEDERWEIGHT TITLE<br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">'YA BOI' Shaun Crowe vs. Unknown Soldier<br />
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A high flying spectacle ensues between the two aerial maestros.  Soldier brings his bloodthirsty aggression into play early, opening up Crowe with numerous shots to the head and scalp.<br />
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Crowe battles back valiantly, gaining the upper hand numerous times but always getting caught off guard by a vicious assault from Soldier.  <br />
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Crowe pulls off a desperation hurricanrana which sends Soldier flying through the ropes out of the ring, where he cracks his head open on the guard rail.  Soldier is clearly off his game after this, and gets caught with a huge moonsault on the floor from a surging Crowe.<br />
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Soldier mounts a defense by catching Crowe in a wicked DDT on the concrete, then whipping YA BOI right into the ring steps.  However, the concussion symptoms keep Soldier from moving at top speed and he soon finds himself caught with a series of snapping jabs that knock him backward.<br />
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Crowe hits a running STO and then rolls Soldier back into the ring, setting up for a slingshot, but when he launches himself over the rope Soldier meets him midair with a dropkick to the midsection, crumpling the challenger into a heap.<br />
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Soldier scales the ropes in anticipation of the Dark Star... but he stumbles on his way up, throwing off the timing.  By the time he recovers, Crowe has gotten his bearings enough to dodge the move, and he gets one of his gaudy chains around his fist, driving it right into Soldier's jaw.<br />
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Soldier collapses to the mat, and Crowe looks as surprised as anyone else... he grabs him quickly and lands a swift Chriaq Driver!  Soldier's eyes glazeover, and Crowe dives onto him for a pin!<br />
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Shaun Crowe has won the Federweight Title!  He's pinned the most dominant competitor in the XWF right now!<br />
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Crowe grabs his belt and also tries to grab the X-Treme Title, but officials explain to him that it can't change hands in a shithole like Poughkeepsie.<br />
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