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Wed, 13 Nov 2024 07:03:04 -0800

@insurgentsia.bsky.social

Goody goody gumdrops.

Roger responds to Madison's response to Shark's response to Masterminds loss

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 15:29:56 -0800

Hello everybody my name is Roger and I had a listen with my ears and my brain to what John Madison's Dyson had a say of about what that new breed of talking shark that is called the james shark had a say of about the Mind Master's recent mastering of his own mind and I had a few questions mostly centred around the last sentence because John Madison's Dyson said that they bite sometimes which I found to be very interesting because I didn't know vacuum cleaners had teeth and jaws and come to think of it how are they even talking does this vacuum cleaner have vocal chords too?

So mostly I wanted to know what a vacuum cleaner in this post 9-11 world has a bite of because sometimes I like to have a bite of pizza, or of chocolate, or of a juicy satsuma, or of carrots like my darling rabbit Elmer, or of a cheeky Nando's, or of my mummy's world famous Yorkshire pudding which is quite an accomplishment because we never lived in Yorkshire, or of a jellybean, or if I'm feeling particularly solemn I like to have a bite of some chicken liver parfait and that always cheers me up. In fact, one time my humongous Molly had a bite of me and said I tasted like Camembert but that didn't make sense because I hadn't eaten cheese because it disagrees with me. So I was wondering what does a vacuum cleaner like John Madison's Dyson have a bite of when they are feeling solemn and have they ever had a bite of something that tasted like Camembert when it logically should not have?

Thank you for listening to my questions.

I’m Tryna..

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 07:24:56 -0700

Fuck somefin..

Im going to kill you off this year.

I hope so..

Lets do an angle where you fuck a toaster to death..

What’s an angle?

Shit, that’s right you don’t know..

WHAT I KNOW NOT? ?

Ask Graves.

I hate it here.. ?

For Latoya Hixx

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 11:03:15 -0700

The gorilla walks in with flowers and a nice card for Latoya Hixx.

A.L. Gorilla: Ook ook ook?

Sadly, I think it's time..

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 22:49:04 -0800

Hey guys, Jeff here.

Unfortunately, it seems as though Cad has lost yet another match in his illustrious career.

I literally think he's like 0 and 21 at this point, or something close.

I think it's time we unplug the cord and put the microphone back in it's case, permanently.

It's time, boys.

He had a good run, kinda, not really, but like, a lil bit?

..Nope..

Now wait a goddamn minute here..

No.

Well, can't argue with that logic, SEE YA!

You're cooked, friend. You ain't been good in like, years, at this point. It's pretty much a lost cause me thinks.

Okay, first of all, don't put that juju on me Ricky Bobby. YOU ain't been good in like, years. YOU'RE pretty much a lost cause me thinks. I'm just cannon fodder for your laziness, maybe take some responsibility for once in your life. YOU put us in the spot that we're in, Jeff.

Not me..

Well..Fuck...

I hate you almost as much as I hate the fact that you ain't wrong, it is my fault for being a lazy talentless hack who ain't been good since we got carried by The Kings in 2016

EXACTLY! SO JUST QUIT AGAIN FOR THE 303RDTH TIME AND LET'S JUST DIE.

PLEASE GOD, JUST LET ME FUCKIN' DIE ALREADY.

Yeah, that's probably for the best, to be honest. It was fun while it lasted.

That's actually something we can agree on.

But what if..

What if what, dude? You literally just released the hinge on the coffin lid! I've got one foot in the grave and one foot in some dudes butthole cause you made me gay.

HAH! TROOF!

But, what if like, we don't quit.

What if we do the opposite, and I actually give a shit, and we beat everybody in this company cause let's face it, when I give a shit, ain't nobody beating us.

Honestly, I can agree with that, we actually fuck hard when we're on point.

We do be fuck hard when we do be, honest..

Fuck it, opposite day, no more losing, time to suck belts and take dick like the goddamn absolute unit's we are, kitten! I hope you took your vitamins and ate your snails or whatever Hulk Hogan said that one time to Apollo Creed in his last UFC fight..

...christ, dude...you went so far to one side of the spectrum, you catapulted the rest of the acoustics off it entirely.

Actual factual..

..But like, welcome back, Cad..

...bb?

Daddy loves you..

..hearts?

Sigh..

..let's take them dicks, daddy...

I exist...

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 16:50:13 -0800

It's 2024, we know what that means..

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 15:18:44 -0800

It's time for your yearly reminder that all of you are actually..

via GIPHY

And I am just better..

This Here Tag Title Scene

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 07:54:36 -0800

So, what's up, XWF?

Still glad to be here.

Now, the real question, of those I've had the best matches of my career with, there's Thunder Knuckles.

Then there's Mark Flynn.

I think, well, if Flynn wanna die horrifically so someone...

..ahem

..could bring him back to life with the laziest writing you've ever imagined, only not, because my lazy is way cooler than yours..

TK you'll never be a mom.

Sorry.

Not sorry.

@Roger Alrite?

Sat, 14 Oct 2023 15:25:40 -0700

@Roger Alrite?

Alas

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 03:00:10 -0700

Threat.

Threat.

Threat?

Must preserve?

?

¿

Must.

Must¿

Preserve. Hahahaha.

Meet me behind the rubble of the Arby's that just got blown up.

Awake you are. Woke.

¿

Threat.

Ever forward.

RUNNING SCARED!

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 17:37:21 -0700

The unmistakably BULKY figure of the 'Bulkster', Bulk Logan can be seen standing in a glitzy gym (like in Rocky II), surrounded by a sea of young women half his age (sorta like Rocky II), each one vying for his attention under the disco ball (I think like Rocky II? It's been a minute...)

"Look around, brother! The Bulkster's living the high life! Soaking in the love of all these beautiful Bulkamaniacs! But you know what's really on my mind, dude? The fact that the Judge still can't seem to make up his mind on what he has to say about our upcoming match, jack!"

One of the women hands Bulk a sparkling drink. He takes a sip and continues, "It's like you're in a courtroom of confusion, brother! I think the Judge's got a case of cold feet, dude. Probably staring at that big yellow streak running down Dolly Waters' spine and wondering if his runs further!"

A lady in a red dress giggles and pipes in, "Maybe he needs a 'jury of his peers' to help him out!" Bulk winks at her appreciatively.

"That's right, sister!" Bulk exclaims while pointing to her. "But let me tell you, even if the Judge gathered every Misfit peer he had, brother, they'd all unanimously decide on one thing thing to be true, dudes: the Bulkster's gonna take that TV Championship shot right out of his grimy little paws, brother, and then I'm gonna rise right back up to where I was before, dude! Television Champion! As far as the Judge's verdict against the Bulkster!? GUILTY!! Damn right, dudes! Guilty of being the most electrifying force in all of wrestling!"

"Now Judge, you can hide behind your gavel, your robe, and to the very last minute, dude! But when it comes to YOUR judgment day at Relentless, you're gonna be begging the Bulkster for a recess, brother!"

Gesturing to the sea of women around him, he chuckles, "And while you're out there trying to figure out your closing statements, the Bulkster's here, surrounded by beauty, ready to reclaim his throne as the king of TV! The XWF Television Championship? I've never held it brother, but it's got my name written all over it, dude!"

Bulk flexes his muscles, eliciting cheers from the crowd of girls around him. "So, Judge, dude, grab your gabble, dust off that robe, prepare your best defenses, and get ready for a trial like no other. Because when Bulkamania runs wild in that ring, the only sentence you'll be getting is a lifetime of regret!"

Raising his glass high, Bulk Logan toasts to the crowd and the camera, "To the future TV Champion, and to the downfall of 'The Judge' before he could pass his first criminal verdict!"

"Whatcha gonna do, brother, when the Bulkster and all of TV come crashing down on YOOOOOOOOU?!"

Fade to hype card!

VICTOR THE JUDGE MENTAL

- vs -

DOLLY WATERS

- vs -

BULK LOGAN

Standard Triple Threat

Winner receives a TV Title Shot

Bulk continues to enjoy the ladies company, but now that the camera's are off, their interest in HIM seems to be waning...

IF COREY WINS WE RIOT

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 21:07:19 -0700

If Corey wins we riot.

A lot of us.

Maybe a couple.

Viewer's Choice

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 11:22:11 -0700

Greetings viewers!

I have come to you once again to hear your voices regarding the upcoming Television Title defense!

Now this may not seem as exciting of a poll, since the match in question is one that requires precise specifications.

HOWEVER!

I would like to know how long the bullrope should be between Mastermind and myself while we fly through the air. Apologies; it is the one area I think I can squeak through management as far as viewer's choice is concerned. As always, you have until the day prior to the show to decide, so vote now!

VIEWER'S CHOICE

Sun, 20 Aug 2023 22:47:51 -0700

And lo the match type has been determined! XWF's first ever Flooded Vineyard Cage Match will be a treat for audiences around the globe! But now the power is in your hands!

In order for this match to work, we'll need wine. A lot of wine. Now, I know what might work best in a match like this...but I'm going to leave it to you, the adoring public!

Naturally, your options will be a white wine (Chardonnay), a red wine (Pinot Noir), or a Rose.

Make your voices heard! Polling closes at midnight on 8/25!

Sarah watches YOUR Anarchy Promotional Videos!

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 12:36:13 -0700

The 6/22/23 Cycle

Shiniest Warrior Said:"DECEPTIVE WOMAN DEFEAT TRIBE FROM INSIDE. SHE POISON MIND OF TRIBE. TURN FRIEND AGAINST FRIEND."

I only did that once! Or twice. Probably. Maybe. Something like that....?

J-to-the-B Said:
They might end up putting me in a hog pen match for all i know… or another shitty sponsored match where the winner get a lifetime supply of breadsticks from Olive Garden

PLEASE don't give L.G. ideas! ?

Pathetically Penniless Pauper (#TripleP) Said:{complete gibberish} ........--tea kettle!

Can't believe you hate your nana so much that you won't even buy her AC! And speaking as a New England girl who went to SoCal for a weekend and hasn't left in years (♥️ Nessa Barret SO MUCH!), AC is supes important. Being a good person doesn't cost money!

Mumsie-In-Law Said:*gets put on probation*

....in a company where we have literally seen peeps double-fist mescaline while having a pineapple shoved up their ass before teleporting to a castle, YOU are so out of control that you get slapped with substance abuse prevention classes?

.......

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..................................

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My (non-spouse, non-blood related) Bestie's literal walking, talking, undead zombie sex toy Said:yOU hAzE cOntrOl OvEr lItErAl gUErrIllA's bOOkIng

That's a pretty shit take, dude ?

Mastermind Said:"I don't know how to use the different forms of 'Jealous' correctly."

WE WANT HAMMER!

*clap clap clap-clap-clap*

WE WANT HAMMER!

*clap clap clap-clap-clap*

WE WANT HAMMER!

*clap clap clap-clap-clap*

WE WANT HAMMER!

*clap clap clap-clap-clap*

HGH Said:Literally Entire Promo

Tell me you've never watched a Molly "Triple P" Barnes promotional video, or even her freakin' bio, without telling me you've never watched a Molly "Triple P" Barnes promotional video, or even her freakin' bio.

See ley See Said:“UGH! IN LAWS!”

Tell me about it, sister.