https://xwf1999.com/ Sat, 18 Jul 2026 11:13:31 +0000 MyBB https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50285 Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:33:36 -0700 RemiStorm]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50285 "DYSONNNNNNNN!" Remi comes bouncing down the 24/7 hallway, proudly carrying a neatly folded shirt. She finally spies him.

"There you are!" She beams as she prances over. "I got you something."

She proudly holds up the Remi Storm t-shirt. "I just knew you'd want one!" She gives it a little shake before looking him up and down squinting dramatically. "Hmm... I got you a small..." She taps her chin. ".... are you in Youth still?" She offers him the shirt anyway. "Here, if you roll up the sleeves a few times it'll be adorable!"

Dyson simply turns and walks away. Remi gives chase looking offended. "Hey! I got this for you! At least try it on!" She darts in front of him, stretching the shirt open. "I'll help! Arms up!" He ducks. She follows. He dodges. So does she. She huffs. "You're being difficult." She dives at him. "Hold still!"

He backpedals, she makes the leap again, using the shirt like a net, their legs get tangled and they both go down in their classic awkward heap with Remi sprawled on top of him, the shirt still scrunched in her hands.

Then...

CLUNK


The vending machine next to them hums, the door suddenly swinging open, chips and candy bars fly out as a ref crawls out. He dusts himself off... Looks at the two of them... and then slides across the floor.



1!!!!!!







"Did you put him in there?" She accuses Samael.






2!!!!!!









]]> "DYSONNNNNNNN!" Remi comes bouncing down the 24/7 hallway, proudly carrying a neatly folded shirt. She finally spies him.

"There you are!" She beams as she prances over. "I got you something."

She proudly holds up the Remi Storm t-shirt. "I just knew you'd want one!" She gives it a little shake before looking him up and down squinting dramatically. "Hmm... I got you a small..." She taps her chin. ".... are you in Youth still?" She offers him the shirt anyway. "Here, if you roll up the sleeves a few times it'll be adorable!"

Dyson simply turns and walks away. Remi gives chase looking offended. "Hey! I got this for you! At least try it on!" She darts in front of him, stretching the shirt open. "I'll help! Arms up!" He ducks. She follows. He dodges. So does she. She huffs. "You're being difficult." She dives at him. "Hold still!"

He backpedals, she makes the leap again, using the shirt like a net, their legs get tangled and they both go down in their classic awkward heap with Remi sprawled on top of him, the shirt still scrunched in her hands.

Then...

CLUNK


The vending machine next to them hums, the door suddenly swinging open, chips and candy bars fly out as a ref crawls out. He dusts himself off... Looks at the two of them... and then slides across the floor.



1!!!!!!







"Did you put him in there?" She accuses Samael.






2!!!!!!









]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50258 Fri, 03 Jul 2026 05:47:53 -0700 Judd Hollow]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50258
Malachi Graves: “You know, I think maybe we should take this God awful thing just to throw it out?

Judd smirks and clotheslines Dyson so hard he does twelve flips in mid air and lands on his back. Judd looks over at Malachi…

Judd Hollow: Not impressed…

He points down at Dyson and Malachi drops down on him for a pin…]]>
Malachi Graves: “You know, I think maybe we should take this God awful thing just to throw it out?

Judd smirks and clotheslines Dyson so hard he does twelve flips in mid air and lands on his back. Judd looks over at Malachi…

Judd Hollow: Not impressed…

He points down at Dyson and Malachi drops down on him for a pin…]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50257 Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:56:49 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50257 Good job tonight with the briefcase, pal!

Charlie walks into Dyson’s locker room uninvited.

Guess you won’t be needing this anymore, huh?

Charlie gently lifts the X title up to his shoulders.

Well, I suppose we do need to make it official…

Charlie gestures for Dyson to lay down so that he may be pinned.]]> Good job tonight with the briefcase, pal!

Charlie walks into Dyson’s locker room uninvited.

Guess you won’t be needing this anymore, huh?

Charlie gently lifts the X title up to his shoulders.

Well, I suppose we do need to make it official…

Charlie gestures for Dyson to lay down so that he may be pinned.]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50238 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 01:17:42 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50238
But Charlie-

You know the guy, right? 
The one pinning Dyson.
The one with the dead daughter and the comatose sister? 

Well, he was hanging around backstage one day…

Using illicit drugs in the bathroom. 

And in the cafeteria. 

And directly in front of the camera- 

Because when you’re famous, you can get away with anything. 

And that’s pretty much all he did all day long! 

The entire thing was really rather bizarre, to be quaint!

And then the next day he did it again!]]>
But Charlie-

You know the guy, right? 
The one pinning Dyson.
The one with the dead daughter and the comatose sister? 

Well, he was hanging around backstage one day…

Using illicit drugs in the bathroom. 

And in the cafeteria. 

And directly in front of the camera- 

Because when you’re famous, you can get away with anything. 

And that’s pretty much all he did all day long! 

The entire thing was really rather bizarre, to be quaint!

And then the next day he did it again!]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50234 Mon, 29 Jun 2026 01:18:43 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50234
But Charlie-

You know the guy, right? 
The one pinning Dyson.
The one with the dead daughter and the comatose sister? 

Well, he was hanging around backstage one day…

Using illicit drugs in the bathroom. 

And in the cafeteria. 

And directly in front of the camera- 

Because when you’re famous, you can get away with anything. 

And that’s pretty much all he did all day long! 

The entire thing was really rather bizarre, to be quaint!]]>
But Charlie-

You know the guy, right? 
The one pinning Dyson.
The one with the dead daughter and the comatose sister? 

Well, he was hanging around backstage one day…

Using illicit drugs in the bathroom. 

And in the cafeteria. 

And directly in front of the camera- 

Because when you’re famous, you can get away with anything. 

And that’s pretty much all he did all day long! 

The entire thing was really rather bizarre, to be quaint!]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50225 Fri, 26 Jun 2026 17:05:32 -0700 A Literal Gorilla]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50225 Ook.

Ook ook ook ook, ook. Ook ook ook.

Ook...


...



...ook.

The gorilla humbly hoists a second generation wrestler and cradles them like a baby. It was never a challenge to be a challenge, at least to him. Bringing fear, preying on insecurities, breaking down safe spaces, destroying self-granduer, for some it took effort, for others it was what they were simply born for. Sharks are born swimming, bees are born to honey, and this creature knew it needed personality, as evidenced by the clever and witty reparte of his speech.

The gorilla sets Samael down, not seeing anything worthwhile. Samael kicks the great ape in the head, moving entirely out of panic and learned behavior.

Not instinctually whatsoever.

The gorilla turns slowly to Samael. He pats Dyson on the head, assuming him a child and not a rival


Samael swats the gorilla's hand, and the gorilla chuckles, because it often laughs.

What is considered tough or dangerous to him, after all? Starvation? Storms?

...Stattlestar Galactica?

Nah, it's people. Specifically with guns.

The gorilla runs off into the darkness.]]> Ook.

Ook ook ook ook, ook. Ook ook ook.

Ook...


...



...ook.

The gorilla humbly hoists a second generation wrestler and cradles them like a baby. It was never a challenge to be a challenge, at least to him. Bringing fear, preying on insecurities, breaking down safe spaces, destroying self-granduer, for some it took effort, for others it was what they were simply born for. Sharks are born swimming, bees are born to honey, and this creature knew it needed personality, as evidenced by the clever and witty reparte of his speech.

The gorilla sets Samael down, not seeing anything worthwhile. Samael kicks the great ape in the head, moving entirely out of panic and learned behavior.

Not instinctually whatsoever.

The gorilla turns slowly to Samael. He pats Dyson on the head, assuming him a child and not a rival


Samael swats the gorilla's hand, and the gorilla chuckles, because it often laughs.

What is considered tough or dangerous to him, after all? Starvation? Storms?

...Stattlestar Galactica?

Nah, it's people. Specifically with guns.

The gorilla runs off into the darkness.]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50224 Fri, 26 Jun 2026 10:03:36 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50224 https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50181 Sat, 13 Jun 2026 09:06:55 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50181
And no place else! 

Fore’ The Nickleman cometh to collect! 

By rolling Dyson up into a bleezy- 

And smoking him down eazy.]]>
And no place else! 

Fore’ The Nickleman cometh to collect! 

By rolling Dyson up into a bleezy- 

And smoking him down eazy.]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50178 Thu, 11 Jun 2026 21:50:00 -0700 Safari Stu]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50178 "G'day mates! It's your pal Stu here and we're filming a quick mini episode of 'Safari Stu: Where The Hell Are You?'!

I'm here in the 24/7 corridors because I heard there was a sick boi here somewhere - and not in the sniffles and the splats sense and definitely not in the Noah Jackson way either. I mean proper sick.

It's me life's mission to save kids from sickos like priests and actors, and now I'm here hunting one of the sickest animals of them all! A Dyson!

Crikey! There it is!"

Stu points to where Sam Dyson is just hanging about doing gross Sam Dyson things.

He lowers his voice to a hush.

"Now this particular Dyson never had a chance. It's mother was one of the grossest Dyson's that ever existed - grosser than the vacuum Isaiah King wields while looking at pictures of SEB beating him!

When this baby Dyson escaped from the tepid billabong that was his mum's womb, he contracted all sorts of disgust-mphhphhh..."

Our hero's voice is muffled by a paper bag being trapped over his head.

"We found an intruder!"

One of Sam's many Insignificants dragged Stu towards Sam.

Stu struggles underneath but very clearly was trying to say something.

"Pllllapphhpmmpphh B!"

Sam cocks his head.

"Plan B?"

Suddenly, Stu pulls  strange looking weapon from the pocket of his cargo shorts and shoots it!

A mysterious explosion knocks Sam to the ground, sends the Insignificant flying, and frees Stu! Hooray!

Stu quickly scrambles and covers Sam!]]> "G'day mates! It's your pal Stu here and we're filming a quick mini episode of 'Safari Stu: Where The Hell Are You?'!

I'm here in the 24/7 corridors because I heard there was a sick boi here somewhere - and not in the sniffles and the splats sense and definitely not in the Noah Jackson way either. I mean proper sick.

It's me life's mission to save kids from sickos like priests and actors, and now I'm here hunting one of the sickest animals of them all! A Dyson!

Crikey! There it is!"

Stu points to where Sam Dyson is just hanging about doing gross Sam Dyson things.

He lowers his voice to a hush.

"Now this particular Dyson never had a chance. It's mother was one of the grossest Dyson's that ever existed - grosser than the vacuum Isaiah King wields while looking at pictures of SEB beating him!

When this baby Dyson escaped from the tepid billabong that was his mum's womb, he contracted all sorts of disgust-mphhphhh..."

Our hero's voice is muffled by a paper bag being trapped over his head.

"We found an intruder!"

One of Sam's many Insignificants dragged Stu towards Sam.

Stu struggles underneath but very clearly was trying to say something.

"Pllllapphhpmmpphh B!"

Sam cocks his head.

"Plan B?"

Suddenly, Stu pulls  strange looking weapon from the pocket of his cargo shorts and shoots it!

A mysterious explosion knocks Sam to the ground, sends the Insignificant flying, and frees Stu! Hooray!

Stu quickly scrambles and covers Sam!]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50177 Wed, 10 Jun 2026 20:29:05 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50177
It’s SICK!]]>
It’s SICK!]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50176 Mon, 08 Jun 2026 20:09:50 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50176
It’s SICK!!!!]]>
It’s SICK!!!!]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50170 Sun, 07 Jun 2026 14:25:37 -0700 Roger]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50170 "Hello everybody my name is Roger and as the young kids down at the skatepark say 'We gleamed the cube last night  and thrashed the rampers with steez' and I'm not sure what any of that means but I was hoping you could tell me while I sift through the rubble that is the aftermath of Elon Musk's wedding to find out if there are any Josephs or Rogers trapped below because if I have learned anything from my brother whose name is that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt it is that Joseph's in particular have a fondness for wearing shoes that are too big for their feetsy-weetsies in order to overcompensate for their small toenails and for having allergies this time of year (me too) that gives them a red nose and of course for painting themselves in make up and pretending to be entertaining which means there's a high chance that Joseph Clown is here somewhere and if me and that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt are ever going to be able to save our mummy from being turned into a thousand butterflies then we'll need all the Rogers and Josephs we can find even if they are Joseph Clown so has anyone seen a Joseph Clown around here because all I seem to be able to find is Inexplicably Close To Getting A 24/7 Briefcase Via The X-Treme Title Even Though He Lost Two Matches With The Title On The Line Clown and incidentally I stand on Samael Dyson for like 3 seconds who was lying flat on his back under the clown rubble (cubble) hoping that Dad Who Went Out For Milk Clown would be there or something like that but I'm not entirely sure and I have no explanation for his election but who am I to question the laws of physics so please help me find Joseph Clown if you can.

Thank you for listening to my tale."]]> "Hello everybody my name is Roger and as the young kids down at the skatepark say 'We gleamed the cube last night  and thrashed the rampers with steez' and I'm not sure what any of that means but I was hoping you could tell me while I sift through the rubble that is the aftermath of Elon Musk's wedding to find out if there are any Josephs or Rogers trapped below because if I have learned anything from my brother whose name is that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt it is that Joseph's in particular have a fondness for wearing shoes that are too big for their feetsy-weetsies in order to overcompensate for their small toenails and for having allergies this time of year (me too) that gives them a red nose and of course for painting themselves in make up and pretending to be entertaining which means there's a high chance that Joseph Clown is here somewhere and if me and that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt are ever going to be able to save our mummy from being turned into a thousand butterflies then we'll need all the Rogers and Josephs we can find even if they are Joseph Clown so has anyone seen a Joseph Clown around here because all I seem to be able to find is Inexplicably Close To Getting A 24/7 Briefcase Via The X-Treme Title Even Though He Lost Two Matches With The Title On The Line Clown and incidentally I stand on Samael Dyson for like 3 seconds who was lying flat on his back under the clown rubble (cubble) hoping that Dad Who Went Out For Milk Clown would be there or something like that but I'm not entirely sure and I have no explanation for his election but who am I to question the laws of physics so please help me find Joseph Clown if you can.

Thank you for listening to my tale."]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50168 Sun, 07 Jun 2026 02:27:09 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50168
Yep, Charlie pins Dyson. 

Fuck you’re good at guessing!]]>
Yep, Charlie pins Dyson. 

Fuck you’re good at guessing!]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50166 Fri, 05 Jun 2026 20:20:25 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50166
Pins. 

Dyson. 

Ehhhh whatever, it’s not event worth it anymore.]]>
Pins. 

Dyson. 

Ehhhh whatever, it’s not event worth it anymore.]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50165 Thu, 04 Jun 2026 21:24:20 -0700 Charlie Nickles]]> https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50165 Charlie pins Dyson.]]> Charlie pins Dyson.]]>