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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><a href="https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=48370&amp;pid=182758#pid182758" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">Continued From Warfare</span></span></a></div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">I could <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">feel</span></span> it.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
<br />
The pounding in my skull, like a drumbeat that wouldn’t stop. Every step I took felt heavier, my body too tired, too worn to keep going. My hands trembled as I reached for the chair, the cold steel biting through my fingertips. But it wasn’t just the chair that weighed on me. No, it was the weight of my regrets. The weight of my mistakes, the weight of the actions I could never undo.<br />
<br />
Scoops was still there, standing in front of me, but he wasn’t just Scoops anymore. In his face, I saw her. <br />
<br />
Her!<br />
<br />
Her bright eyes, full of life, full of hopes and dreams. She was staring at me with the same look of betrayal, the one she wore as everything fell apart. That look I could never shake, the one that haunted me, the one I couldn't outrun. I could feel the breath catch in my chest, my pulse quickening, and for a second, it felt like I was suffocating under the weight of her gaze. I staggered, my knees buckling as the memories flooded my mind, choking me, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">mocking me</span>. <br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">Get it together, Chuck. Fucking focus! </span><br />
<br />
I swung the chair, the metal slicing through the air with a sharp ring that seemed to echo forever, but it was like I wasn’t in control. I wasn’t sure if it was the injury, or if I was just losing my mind. Maybe it was both. Or maybe I had never been in control, and only now could I see the truth. <br />
<br />
The chair slammed into Scoops’s back, but when I looked at him, all I saw was her. Her face, twisted in confusion, wretched in agony. When I looked down, all I could see was her blood on my hands. <br />
<br />
I brought the chair down again, harder this time. Scoops cried out in pain, but it was her voice I heard. Her pain. I could feel the tears building up behind my eyes, but I didn’t have the luxury of crying: not now, not here. I had to finish the match. I had to end this!<br />
<br />
And so I did. <br />
<br />
After the bell rang, I walked up the ramp with my heart caught in my throat, the bright lights causing the room to spin around me. Then came the shadows. They were creeping in again, stretching across the floor like claws, reaching out for me. The weight on my chest grew heavier as the darkness pressed in.<br />
<br />
I walked up the ramp, ready for this miserable night to finally be over.<br />
<br />
But then he stood up. <br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">How could he still stand?!</span> <br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Why would he do this to me?!</span></span><br />
<br />
That’s when I heard a voice, her voice, calling me back to the ring. <br />
<br />
When I turned around, she was there, standing behind Scoops now, her silhouette a faint, fragile shape in the darkness. Her voice echoed, soft and distant, a memory that clawed at my insides, gnawing away at my sanity.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">“¿Por qué me hiciste daño, Padre?”</span><br />
</span><br />
My heart lurched in my chest. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">“Padre...”</span><br />
</span><br />
Scoops tried to get up again with a microphone in his hand, but it wasn’t him anymore. It was my daughter. She was fading, disappearing into the shadows, and I was choking, drowning in regret. Every breath felt harder to take. The weight of her death was a leaden ball in my gut, pulling me deeper, pulling me down into that pit I couldn’t escape. A hellish abyss of my own making. <br />
<br />
I stepped back into the ring, but I didn’t want to. My body wasn’t listening to me: it was obeying only her commands now. The chair felt like it was made of concrete, and the shadows were everywhere, choking me, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">mocking me</span>. <br />
<br />
Scoops dropped to his knees, and I raised the chair high... but it wasn't Scoops kneeling before me. It was her. My daughter, staring up at me with wide, innocent eyes—pleading eyes. The chair trembled in my grip, my arms going weak as her face replaced Scoops’ in my fucked up head. <br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"No... not you…”</span><br />
<br />
I muttered, the constant drumbeat pounding louder and louder in my head. The shadows closed in, whispering, taunting. <br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Do it. <br />
</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Do it, Charlie.</span><br />
</span><br />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">FUCKING DO IT!</span></span></span><br />
</span><br />
<br />
I froze. Time stood still. Her face flickered in quick succession. First it was Scoops, then my daughter again, and just as quickly, Scoops’ body crumbled backward, head... gone. Just a stump, blood pouring out where her head used to be, staining the ring. A scream lodged in my throat as the chair slipped from my hands, clattering to the floor. I pushed Scoops down, panic rising in my chest. <br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"No, no... I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it!"</span><br />
<br />
The drumbeat was deafening now, drowning everything else out as I backed away, breathless, confused, broken. I blinked, the shadows receding as I felt the rush of reality hit me all at once. The world snapped back into focus, and for the briefest of moments, I was no longer staring into the lifeless husk of my daughter. I was just staring at the ring, at the lights, at the fans screaming.<br />
<br />
I won.<br />
<br />
But I didn't feel victorious. I didn’t feel anything but the gnawing emptiness inside me. My body was battered, but that didn’t matter. What mattered was what I couldn’t fix, what I couldn’t undo. And Scoops McGee wasn’t the one I had to answer to. Not anymore.<br />
<br />
I stumbled to my feet, my head pounding, but my mind was still trapped in the fog. As I looked down at the man I had just brutalized, I couldn’t escape the thought:<br />
<br />
Was it always going to be like this?<br />
<br />
I turned and walked away, ignoring the crowd’s cheers, the sound of victory that felt so hollow in my ears.<br />
<br />
Because somewhere in the distance, I could still hear her.<br />
</div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: left;" class="mycode_align"><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">Last night I dreamt of damnation. <br />
<br />
Endless fire and darkness stretching beneath a blood-red sky, the air thick with sulfur and screams, where shadows twist and gnash, waiting to drag you into the pit…waiting for you, Tatiana. <br />
<br />
You stupid fucking bitch. You deserve nothing more than fire and brimstone. <br />
<br />
You remember what you did, don’t you?<br />
<br />
You probably don’t. <br />
<br />
You foul cunt!<br />
<br />
My daughter tried to spread her wings, she tried to fly off to greener pastures, she was trying to get away from me, from the entire XWF…and what did she find when she wandered off on her own? Nothing more than Tittyfuck Jolee, waiting in Action Wrestling to clip her wings and send her barreling down back to Anarchy. <br />
<br />
You treated her like she was subhuman, less-than, unworthy of a spot in your dog-shit mudshow. She was trying to get away from the XWF, trying to get away from me….but you stood in the way, and you closed the door to Action Wrestling in her fucking face.<br />
<br />
I won’t forget the wretched things you said to her when you fought her for the ADub’ CBS championship.<br />
 <br />
You called her a <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">slutty bimbo</span> for DARING to post photos of her girlfriend on Twitter. You said she wasn’t taking this business “seriously enough”…and now look at yourself, just a few short years later.<br />
<br />
Your entire twitter feed is filled with half-nude photos of the whore you keep on your arm. <br />
<br />
You hypocritical bitch. <br />
<br />
My daughter was trying to escape, she was trying to be FREE!<br />
<br />
And you mocked her for it. <br />
<br />
If it wasn’t for you standing in her way, she could have gone off into Action Wrestling and built her own legacy, far away from me…but now, she’s gone forever. <br />
<br />
And it’s all your fault!<br />
<br />
I should have been there for her! I should’ve been in her corner for that match! You never would have cheated her out of the CBS Championship if I was there…but we can’t change the past. All we can do is right the wrongs. And trust me, flat tits, I’ll be righting each and every one of your wrongs. <br />
<br />
I remember every word you said to her, and I’ll make sure you regret them all. You’re the worst kind of bitch, you know that, Tits Jolee? You have all this hate and disdain for other women, but as soon as you’re squared off against a man you have nothing but praises to sing. You’ve got nothing but throat for Bacchus, but all you ever had for Robyn was lip. <br />
<br />
And people call me a misogynist. HA! How fucking rich. <br />
<br />
You don’t deserve to be in this business anymore, tits. You had your shot to make a legacy and leave your mark, but the only mark anyone in ADub’ ever left on this business was a fucking piss-stain.<br />
<br />
That was you, too, wasn’t it?<br />
<br />
Miss Piss. <br />
<br />
How’s it feel, you dumb bitch, to have the biggest win in your career marred by a piss-fetish scandal? I oughta whip my hog out and piss down your fucking throat Sunday night. Your promos will sound better when you’re doing nothing but gargling on my liquid gold, anyways!<br />
<br />
You’re never going to be a TV champion in the XWF. You’re too boring, too stale, too cookie-cutter. There’s nothing about you that excites, that intrigues, that entertains. You have all the charisma of a crusty cum rag, you should’ve never left the PissDub’: because you’re never going to cut it here. <br />
<br />
But I’ll cut you, bitch!<br />
<br />
One cut for every word you said about my daughter- and by the end of the night, you’ll be drowning in blood, gargling on piss, and begging for mercy.<br />
<br />
Your damnation.</span></div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
The scene opens with the dim glow of a crescent moon struggling to break through thick, rolling clouds. The wind howls as it whips through the tall, dead trees of a desolate cemetery, their skeletal branches clawing at the air. The graveyard is cloaked in a thick mist, swirling in unnatural ways. In the dead of night there are no stars, no comfort. Only a silence that feels suffocating, like the earth itself is holding its breath.<br />
<br />
Charlie Nickles stumbles through the cemetery gates, his breath shallow, his body unsteady. His steps falter, and his hand clutches the rusted iron fence for support as he enters, eyes darting around, searching for something unseen.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“She won’t leave me alone…she’s calling me here...”</span><br />
<br />
His voice trembles, a ghost of the man he used to be. He’s disheveled, his face bruised, and his clothes still torn from his battle with Scoops. He is half-delirious, his body betraying him, his mind twisted by the <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">C</span></span>erebral <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">T</span></span>orment <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">E</span></span>nslaving him.<br />
<br />
As he walks deeper into the fog the shadows move unnaturally, bending in ways that defy logic. He pauses for a moment, his breath ragged as his hand presses against his temple.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“They’re not real…I know they’re not real..."</span><br />
<br />
The world around him seems to pulse, the shadows stretching and receding, whispering his daughter’s name.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s"><span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color">“Robyn…”</span></span><br />
<br />
He stumbles again, catching himself on a gravestone, and his vision blurs. When it clears, a faint silhouette looms at the edge of his sight.<br />
<br />
It’s her.<br />
<br />
He knows it’s her.<br />
<br />
Her headless corpse stands silently, but her aura echoes through the fog. The daughter he failed. The daughter he betrayed.<br />
<br />
Charlie’s breath catches in his throat as the shadows deepen, and a voice, soft, broken, but unmistakable, echoes through the fog.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">“Me mataste…”</span></span><br />
<br />
Charlie recoils, his legs giving way beneath him as he collapses to his knees, clutching at his head as a wave of pain crashes over him. His eyes flicker with terror, and his hands tremble as he tries to steady himself.<br />
<br />
The voices swirl around him- distant, cold, accusing. He looks up and sees a familiar tombstone, his daughter’s grave, bathed in an eerie light that cuts through the fog. Her name is etched in stone: <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">“ROBYN GONZALEZ.”</span><br />
<br />
He shakes his head violently, trying to clear his thoughts, but it’s no use. The shadows twist and writhe, mocking him.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“I didn’t… I didn’t mean for it to happen. I was lost. I was lost, Robyn!”</span><br />
<br />
The wind howls louder now, drowning out his words, pushing him back. The fog thickens, curling around him like a vise. His hands press to his forehead, and his breath becomes shallow again, the weight of his mental torment growing unbearable. He sees her headless corpse, a reflection in the fog, somehow staring at him from every direction. The whispers intensify.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">"Se suponía que debías protegerme, padre. Se suponía que debías ser fuerte. Pero no lo fuiste, ¿verdad?"</span><br />
</span><br />
Charlie looks down at the ground, his chest tight with guilt. His vision swims in and out, his body aching from the strain, but there’s something else here, a deeper pain. Charlie stumbles back, his body fighting against him. His hands tremble as he reaches for the gravestone, the stone cold under his touch.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“I made a mistake! But it’s not too late….I can still save you! I’ll make it right. I swear I will!”</span><br />
<br />
The shadows pulse as the wind picks up, and the fog seems to close in tighter. Charlie’s breath quickens as the pain in his head intensifies, the mental anguish pushing him to the edge of insanity. But there’s something in his heart now: an urgency, a desire to make things right, to finally face the consequences of his failures.<br />
<br />
The camera pulls back, revealing the gravestone, the nightmarish reflection of his headless daughter, and Charlie kneeling in the fog. The whispers crescendo, louder, accusing, taunting.<br />
<br />
Then, a voice cuts through the chaos. The cold, callous voice of James Shark, echoing from the depths of Charlie’s tortured mind.<br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">“You’re not fit to be a champion, Nickles. You’re not even fit to be a father!”</font><br />
<br />
Charlie’s head snaps up at the sound, his eyes wild, filled with both rage and fear. He clenches his fists as the fog begins to part, revealing the cold, unfeeling tombstone. The reflection of his daughter fades.<br />
<br />
The camera zooms in on Charlie’s face, his expression hardened by the pain, the guilt, and the desperation. He stands, shakily at first, but then with a renewed sense of purpose. His voice is quiet, but it’s the voice of a man who’s seen the darkest parts of himself and is finally ready to make amends.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“I’ll make things right, no matter the cost...”</span><br />
<br />
The camera slowly pulls away, the mist rising again, as Charlie Nickles walks away from his daughter’s grave. His silhouette disappears into the fog, leaving behind only the cold whisper of the night, the echoes of past mistakes, and the heavy weight of a man determined to redeem himself in the only way he knows how. <br />
</div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align">
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';"><br />
Last night I dreamt of salvation.<br />
<br />
A blinding sea of light pouring through those pearly gates, so pure and peaceful. <br />
<br />
Too pure and peaceful for a bastard like me.<br />
<br />
I can never be saved, not after what I’ve done….<br />
<br />
But I can still save you, James. <br />
<br />
You rise and fall like the tide, Shark, but will you come back to these shores once your ocean of success recedes? Or will you be gone, back into the abyss, never to return? <br />
<br />
This is your chance for redemption, Shark.<br />
<br />
And I’m the only one who can beat it into you.<br />
<br />
I see so much of myself in you, you know? The good, the bad… It’s like looking in a mirror. You’d do anything for your kids, and you’d do anything to keep that TV title. But what happens when those paths finally collide?<br />
<br />
I know what I did… and I won’t let you make the same mistake.<br />
<br />
I’m telling you, James: you can’t be both a father and a champion. Not in this business. And right now, you’re at a crossroads—one you won’t even see until I take that title from you. Only I can save you, Shark. Only I can make you see what you're doing to your family, what you're doing to yourself. You think that belt makes you who you are, but it’s just a cage. A cage that’ll lock you away from the people who need you most.<br />
<br />
And I’ll be the one to tear it down, for your own good. I'm the only one who can set you free.<br />
<br />
That TV championship isn’t your legacy. It’s your curse. And I’m the man who’s gonna break it. I’ll spill your blood, James. I’ll make it rain red in that ring, and you’ll understand what true sacrifice is. You think you’re fighting for your family by holding onto that title, but you’re just digging them deeper into the hole you’ve put them in. Every second you hold onto that fucking belt, you’re pushing them further away, and I’m gonna be the one to show you the destruction you’re creating.<br />
<br />
It’s gonna hurt, James. It’s gonna hurt like hell, but you need it. You need to feel the pain. You need to see the blood pour from your own veins, so you can understand what’s at stake. I’m doing this for you, whether you like it or not. I’m gonna drag your demons out into the light, and if that means spilling your blood in the process, so be it. That championship is nothing compared to the people you will lose when you keep putting this wrestling shit above the people who really matter!<br />
<br />
I’ll be the one to save you, James. I’ll be the one to show you what really matters. And it starts with your blood, spilling on the mat, for the whole world to see.<br />
<br />
I will make you so much more than you are. <br />
<br />
You’re caught in a war with Geppetto, desperately flailing around on your strings trying to prove your freedom. But every time you proclaim yourself free, your nose grows longer and your reign grows shorter. <br />
<br />
You are their puppet, their minstrel, pretending to be a bad, bad man. You’re their next big thing, Thaddeus said so himself on Warfare. Thad’s whipping boys don’t hate you; they love you: you dance just like they want you to. <br />
<br />
Just like I told you last time. <br />
<br />
But me? I’m truly free from Geppetto’s strings. He can’t control me, he can’t even face me: he is of complete and utter inconsequence to me. But you can’t say the same, can you? Geppetto has your belt in his grasp, and all you can do is languish in that truth. <br />
<br />
For the first time in my life, I am truly free of the strings, marching to my own beat, carving my own <br />
path. <br />
<br />
A future, carved in your flesh.<br />
<br />
Your salvation. </span><br />
<br />
</div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
Charlie sits in the corner of his locker room, preparing for tonight’s battle. His boots, worn out from countless wars, sit before him. His hands shake slightly as he pulls the laces tight, each tug on the leather pulling him deeper into the tension that fills the air. The sound of his breath is the only noise in the room, shallow and uneven.<br />
<br />
He reaches for his hand wraps next, unwinding them with deliberate care, each loop methodical, each pull a reminder of the fight that’s about to unfold. The pressure builds, but it’s not just the TV title at stake. His thoughts are tangled in something darker.<br />
<br />
Charlie stares at his reflection in the locker room mirror, eyes glazed, his face pale under the stark light. The mirror is blurry at first, his own image distorting. As his hands work to wrap his fists, the reflection shifts. It isn’t his face looking back at him anymore. It’s James Shark, smug as ever, holding the TV title with that cocky grin plastered across his face. The image flickers, then shifts again. Now it’s Tatiana Jolee, standing over his daughter’s bloodied, broken body, victorious and cold.<br />
<br />
The reflection of Jolee smiles in triumph as Charlie’s stomach churns.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"No,"</span> he whispers to himself, taking a deep breath as he steps back from the mirror. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"This isn’t real. They aren’t real."</span><br />
<br />
But the figures in the mirror don’t fade, they only shift. Shark’s grin stays frozen, Jolee’s smirk still there, as though mocking him. The images of the two flash in quick succession as Charlie's heart races. A drumbeat echoes in his skull, getting louder, matching the rhythm of his pulse. Suddenly, his reflection shifts again. This time, it’s not Shark or Jolee. It’s his daughter: her pale face staring back at him, her hollow eyes locked onto his. <br />
<br />
Her lips move, but the words are too soft to hear.<br />
<br />
Charlie’s breath catches, his throat tightening, and for a moment, the cold panic rises in his chest. But then, something shifts—something clicks—and the weight of her presence in the mirror is no longer suffocating. It becomes soothing, comforting even. He feels a wave of twisted relief wash over him. </div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: left;" class="mycode_align">This is her. <br />
</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align">She’s here.<br />
</div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"Please,"</span> he whispers, a grin creeping onto his face, a smile that feels wrong but all too familiar. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"Please, don't go... don’t leave me."</span><br />
<br />
She doesn’t speak, doesn’t move. She just stares at him, her gaze hollow, but to Charlie, it’s the sweetest thing in the world. The world is chaos, but here, in this moment, he feels whole. He feels right.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"I failed you,"</span> he murmurs, his voice soft, almost affectionate. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"But I’ll make it right. I’ll fix everything."</span><br />
<br />
His hands tremble as he runs them through his hair, the drumbeat still echoing in his skull, but the noise now fades into the background. The shadows in the room seem to dance in time with his heartbeat, in perfect harmony with the twisted sense of calm that fills his mind. This is his chance—this is it. His moment of redemption.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"I can save you,"</span> he says, his voice growing stronger, more assured. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"I can save us. We’ll be together again, just like we were always meant to be."</span><br />
<br />
He leans closer to the mirror, his smile widening as he stares into her eyes, and for the first time in what feels like forever, he feels a surge of twisted hope.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“I’m still here,”</span> Charlie whispers to the reflection, his eyes shining with an eerie joy. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“And I’ll never let you go again.”</span><br />
<br />
His reflection shifts again, and this time, it stays fixed: Charlie, standing tall and resolute, his eyes hard with purpose. He knows what he has to do tonight.<br />
<br />
The drumbeat finally fades, replaced by the steady, calm rhythm of his own heartbeat as he steps away from the mirror. He moves toward the door, eyes steely, body tense. His mind is clear. The images are fading, the grip of the shadows loosening, but he’s still not free yet.<br />
<br />
This fight, this match—it’s not just about the title. It’s about redemption. For his daughter. For himself. <br />
<br />
<br />
</div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';"><br />
You think this is just about a TV title? You think this is just another match? No…this is so much bigger than that. This... this is for her. The one you’ve both forgotten, the one you’ve pushed aside in your petty, twisted games. You’ve never understood what I’ve sacrificed, what I’ve lost. But now you’re going to feel it. You’re going to feel the weight of everything I’ve had to carry... and you’ll understand what it’s like to fight for someone who can’t fight for themselves anymore.<br />
<br />
James, Jolee, you’re not just fighting me for a title, you’re fighting me for redemption. And no matter what you do, no matter what tricks you pull, I’m going to make sure you both learn that there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing left to lose. When that bell rings, it’s not just my career on the line... it’s my daughter’s redemption. And I will burn this place to the ground if that’s what it takes! <br />
<br />
This match? This one’s for her. And I will destroy EVERYTHING for her. When that bell rings, James, Jolee... you're not just facing me...and when we are done with you, there will be nothing left but ashes... <br />
<br />
Ashes from which the rebirth of my family will rise, like a phoenix from the flames.<br />
</span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><a href="https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=48370&amp;pid=182758#pid182758" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">Continued From Warfare</span></span></a></div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">I could <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">feel</span></span> it.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
<br />
The pounding in my skull, like a drumbeat that wouldn’t stop. Every step I took felt heavier, my body too tired, too worn to keep going. My hands trembled as I reached for the chair, the cold steel biting through my fingertips. But it wasn’t just the chair that weighed on me. No, it was the weight of my regrets. The weight of my mistakes, the weight of the actions I could never undo.<br />
<br />
Scoops was still there, standing in front of me, but he wasn’t just Scoops anymore. In his face, I saw her. <br />
<br />
Her!<br />
<br />
Her bright eyes, full of life, full of hopes and dreams. She was staring at me with the same look of betrayal, the one she wore as everything fell apart. That look I could never shake, the one that haunted me, the one I couldn't outrun. I could feel the breath catch in my chest, my pulse quickening, and for a second, it felt like I was suffocating under the weight of her gaze. I staggered, my knees buckling as the memories flooded my mind, choking me, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">mocking me</span>. <br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">Get it together, Chuck. Fucking focus! </span><br />
<br />
I swung the chair, the metal slicing through the air with a sharp ring that seemed to echo forever, but it was like I wasn’t in control. I wasn’t sure if it was the injury, or if I was just losing my mind. Maybe it was both. Or maybe I had never been in control, and only now could I see the truth. <br />
<br />
The chair slammed into Scoops’s back, but when I looked at him, all I saw was her. Her face, twisted in confusion, wretched in agony. When I looked down, all I could see was her blood on my hands. <br />
<br />
I brought the chair down again, harder this time. Scoops cried out in pain, but it was her voice I heard. Her pain. I could feel the tears building up behind my eyes, but I didn’t have the luxury of crying: not now, not here. I had to finish the match. I had to end this!<br />
<br />
And so I did. <br />
<br />
After the bell rang, I walked up the ramp with my heart caught in my throat, the bright lights causing the room to spin around me. Then came the shadows. They were creeping in again, stretching across the floor like claws, reaching out for me. The weight on my chest grew heavier as the darkness pressed in.<br />
<br />
I walked up the ramp, ready for this miserable night to finally be over.<br />
<br />
But then he stood up. <br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">How could he still stand?!</span> <br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Why would he do this to me?!</span></span><br />
<br />
That’s when I heard a voice, her voice, calling me back to the ring. <br />
<br />
When I turned around, she was there, standing behind Scoops now, her silhouette a faint, fragile shape in the darkness. Her voice echoed, soft and distant, a memory that clawed at my insides, gnawing away at my sanity.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">“¿Por qué me hiciste daño, Padre?”</span><br />
</span><br />
My heart lurched in my chest. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">“Padre...”</span><br />
</span><br />
Scoops tried to get up again with a microphone in his hand, but it wasn’t him anymore. It was my daughter. She was fading, disappearing into the shadows, and I was choking, drowning in regret. Every breath felt harder to take. The weight of her death was a leaden ball in my gut, pulling me deeper, pulling me down into that pit I couldn’t escape. A hellish abyss of my own making. <br />
<br />
I stepped back into the ring, but I didn’t want to. My body wasn’t listening to me: it was obeying only her commands now. The chair felt like it was made of concrete, and the shadows were everywhere, choking me, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">mocking me</span>. <br />
<br />
Scoops dropped to his knees, and I raised the chair high... but it wasn't Scoops kneeling before me. It was her. My daughter, staring up at me with wide, innocent eyes—pleading eyes. The chair trembled in my grip, my arms going weak as her face replaced Scoops’ in my fucked up head. <br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"No... not you…”</span><br />
<br />
I muttered, the constant drumbeat pounding louder and louder in my head. The shadows closed in, whispering, taunting. <br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Do it. <br />
</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Do it, Charlie.</span><br />
</span><br />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">FUCKING DO IT!</span></span></span><br />
</span><br />
<br />
I froze. Time stood still. Her face flickered in quick succession. First it was Scoops, then my daughter again, and just as quickly, Scoops’ body crumbled backward, head... gone. Just a stump, blood pouring out where her head used to be, staining the ring. A scream lodged in my throat as the chair slipped from my hands, clattering to the floor. I pushed Scoops down, panic rising in my chest. <br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"No, no... I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it!"</span><br />
<br />
The drumbeat was deafening now, drowning everything else out as I backed away, breathless, confused, broken. I blinked, the shadows receding as I felt the rush of reality hit me all at once. The world snapped back into focus, and for the briefest of moments, I was no longer staring into the lifeless husk of my daughter. I was just staring at the ring, at the lights, at the fans screaming.<br />
<br />
I won.<br />
<br />
But I didn't feel victorious. I didn’t feel anything but the gnawing emptiness inside me. My body was battered, but that didn’t matter. What mattered was what I couldn’t fix, what I couldn’t undo. And Scoops McGee wasn’t the one I had to answer to. Not anymore.<br />
<br />
I stumbled to my feet, my head pounding, but my mind was still trapped in the fog. As I looked down at the man I had just brutalized, I couldn’t escape the thought:<br />
<br />
Was it always going to be like this?<br />
<br />
I turned and walked away, ignoring the crowd’s cheers, the sound of victory that felt so hollow in my ears.<br />
<br />
Because somewhere in the distance, I could still hear her.<br />
</div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: left;" class="mycode_align"><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">Last night I dreamt of damnation. <br />
<br />
Endless fire and darkness stretching beneath a blood-red sky, the air thick with sulfur and screams, where shadows twist and gnash, waiting to drag you into the pit…waiting for you, Tatiana. <br />
<br />
You stupid fucking bitch. You deserve nothing more than fire and brimstone. <br />
<br />
You remember what you did, don’t you?<br />
<br />
You probably don’t. <br />
<br />
You foul cunt!<br />
<br />
My daughter tried to spread her wings, she tried to fly off to greener pastures, she was trying to get away from me, from the entire XWF…and what did she find when she wandered off on her own? Nothing more than Tittyfuck Jolee, waiting in Action Wrestling to clip her wings and send her barreling down back to Anarchy. <br />
<br />
You treated her like she was subhuman, less-than, unworthy of a spot in your dog-shit mudshow. She was trying to get away from the XWF, trying to get away from me….but you stood in the way, and you closed the door to Action Wrestling in her fucking face.<br />
<br />
I won’t forget the wretched things you said to her when you fought her for the ADub’ CBS championship.<br />
 <br />
You called her a <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">slutty bimbo</span> for DARING to post photos of her girlfriend on Twitter. You said she wasn’t taking this business “seriously enough”…and now look at yourself, just a few short years later.<br />
<br />
Your entire twitter feed is filled with half-nude photos of the whore you keep on your arm. <br />
<br />
You hypocritical bitch. <br />
<br />
My daughter was trying to escape, she was trying to be FREE!<br />
<br />
And you mocked her for it. <br />
<br />
If it wasn’t for you standing in her way, she could have gone off into Action Wrestling and built her own legacy, far away from me…but now, she’s gone forever. <br />
<br />
And it’s all your fault!<br />
<br />
I should have been there for her! I should’ve been in her corner for that match! You never would have cheated her out of the CBS Championship if I was there…but we can’t change the past. All we can do is right the wrongs. And trust me, flat tits, I’ll be righting each and every one of your wrongs. <br />
<br />
I remember every word you said to her, and I’ll make sure you regret them all. You’re the worst kind of bitch, you know that, Tits Jolee? You have all this hate and disdain for other women, but as soon as you’re squared off against a man you have nothing but praises to sing. You’ve got nothing but throat for Bacchus, but all you ever had for Robyn was lip. <br />
<br />
And people call me a misogynist. HA! How fucking rich. <br />
<br />
You don’t deserve to be in this business anymore, tits. You had your shot to make a legacy and leave your mark, but the only mark anyone in ADub’ ever left on this business was a fucking piss-stain.<br />
<br />
That was you, too, wasn’t it?<br />
<br />
Miss Piss. <br />
<br />
How’s it feel, you dumb bitch, to have the biggest win in your career marred by a piss-fetish scandal? I oughta whip my hog out and piss down your fucking throat Sunday night. Your promos will sound better when you’re doing nothing but gargling on my liquid gold, anyways!<br />
<br />
You’re never going to be a TV champion in the XWF. You’re too boring, too stale, too cookie-cutter. There’s nothing about you that excites, that intrigues, that entertains. You have all the charisma of a crusty cum rag, you should’ve never left the PissDub’: because you’re never going to cut it here. <br />
<br />
But I’ll cut you, bitch!<br />
<br />
One cut for every word you said about my daughter- and by the end of the night, you’ll be drowning in blood, gargling on piss, and begging for mercy.<br />
<br />
Your damnation.</span></div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
The scene opens with the dim glow of a crescent moon struggling to break through thick, rolling clouds. The wind howls as it whips through the tall, dead trees of a desolate cemetery, their skeletal branches clawing at the air. The graveyard is cloaked in a thick mist, swirling in unnatural ways. In the dead of night there are no stars, no comfort. Only a silence that feels suffocating, like the earth itself is holding its breath.<br />
<br />
Charlie Nickles stumbles through the cemetery gates, his breath shallow, his body unsteady. His steps falter, and his hand clutches the rusted iron fence for support as he enters, eyes darting around, searching for something unseen.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“She won’t leave me alone…she’s calling me here...”</span><br />
<br />
His voice trembles, a ghost of the man he used to be. He’s disheveled, his face bruised, and his clothes still torn from his battle with Scoops. He is half-delirious, his body betraying him, his mind twisted by the <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">C</span></span>erebral <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">T</span></span>orment <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">E</span></span>nslaving him.<br />
<br />
As he walks deeper into the fog the shadows move unnaturally, bending in ways that defy logic. He pauses for a moment, his breath ragged as his hand presses against his temple.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“They’re not real…I know they’re not real..."</span><br />
<br />
The world around him seems to pulse, the shadows stretching and receding, whispering his daughter’s name.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s"><span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color">“Robyn…”</span></span><br />
<br />
He stumbles again, catching himself on a gravestone, and his vision blurs. When it clears, a faint silhouette looms at the edge of his sight.<br />
<br />
It’s her.<br />
<br />
He knows it’s her.<br />
<br />
Her headless corpse stands silently, but her aura echoes through the fog. The daughter he failed. The daughter he betrayed.<br />
<br />
Charlie’s breath catches in his throat as the shadows deepen, and a voice, soft, broken, but unmistakable, echoes through the fog.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">“Me mataste…”</span></span><br />
<br />
Charlie recoils, his legs giving way beneath him as he collapses to his knees, clutching at his head as a wave of pain crashes over him. His eyes flicker with terror, and his hands tremble as he tries to steady himself.<br />
<br />
The voices swirl around him- distant, cold, accusing. He looks up and sees a familiar tombstone, his daughter’s grave, bathed in an eerie light that cuts through the fog. Her name is etched in stone: <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">“ROBYN GONZALEZ.”</span><br />
<br />
He shakes his head violently, trying to clear his thoughts, but it’s no use. The shadows twist and writhe, mocking him.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“I didn’t… I didn’t mean for it to happen. I was lost. I was lost, Robyn!”</span><br />
<br />
The wind howls louder now, drowning out his words, pushing him back. The fog thickens, curling around him like a vise. His hands press to his forehead, and his breath becomes shallow again, the weight of his mental torment growing unbearable. He sees her headless corpse, a reflection in the fog, somehow staring at him from every direction. The whispers intensify.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #72FF84;" class="mycode_color"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">"Se suponía que debías protegerme, padre. Se suponía que debías ser fuerte. Pero no lo fuiste, ¿verdad?"</span><br />
</span><br />
Charlie looks down at the ground, his chest tight with guilt. His vision swims in and out, his body aching from the strain, but there’s something else here, a deeper pain. Charlie stumbles back, his body fighting against him. His hands tremble as he reaches for the gravestone, the stone cold under his touch.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“I made a mistake! But it’s not too late….I can still save you! I’ll make it right. I swear I will!”</span><br />
<br />
The shadows pulse as the wind picks up, and the fog seems to close in tighter. Charlie’s breath quickens as the pain in his head intensifies, the mental anguish pushing him to the edge of insanity. But there’s something in his heart now: an urgency, a desire to make things right, to finally face the consequences of his failures.<br />
<br />
The camera pulls back, revealing the gravestone, the nightmarish reflection of his headless daughter, and Charlie kneeling in the fog. The whispers crescendo, louder, accusing, taunting.<br />
<br />
Then, a voice cuts through the chaos. The cold, callous voice of James Shark, echoing from the depths of Charlie’s tortured mind.<br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">“You’re not fit to be a champion, Nickles. You’re not even fit to be a father!”</font><br />
<br />
Charlie’s head snaps up at the sound, his eyes wild, filled with both rage and fear. He clenches his fists as the fog begins to part, revealing the cold, unfeeling tombstone. The reflection of his daughter fades.<br />
<br />
The camera zooms in on Charlie’s face, his expression hardened by the pain, the guilt, and the desperation. He stands, shakily at first, but then with a renewed sense of purpose. His voice is quiet, but it’s the voice of a man who’s seen the darkest parts of himself and is finally ready to make amends.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“I’ll make things right, no matter the cost...”</span><br />
<br />
The camera slowly pulls away, the mist rising again, as Charlie Nickles walks away from his daughter’s grave. His silhouette disappears into the fog, leaving behind only the cold whisper of the night, the echoes of past mistakes, and the heavy weight of a man determined to redeem himself in the only way he knows how. <br />
</div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align">
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';"><br />
Last night I dreamt of salvation.<br />
<br />
A blinding sea of light pouring through those pearly gates, so pure and peaceful. <br />
<br />
Too pure and peaceful for a bastard like me.<br />
<br />
I can never be saved, not after what I’ve done….<br />
<br />
But I can still save you, James. <br />
<br />
You rise and fall like the tide, Shark, but will you come back to these shores once your ocean of success recedes? Or will you be gone, back into the abyss, never to return? <br />
<br />
This is your chance for redemption, Shark.<br />
<br />
And I’m the only one who can beat it into you.<br />
<br />
I see so much of myself in you, you know? The good, the bad… It’s like looking in a mirror. You’d do anything for your kids, and you’d do anything to keep that TV title. But what happens when those paths finally collide?<br />
<br />
I know what I did… and I won’t let you make the same mistake.<br />
<br />
I’m telling you, James: you can’t be both a father and a champion. Not in this business. And right now, you’re at a crossroads—one you won’t even see until I take that title from you. Only I can save you, Shark. Only I can make you see what you're doing to your family, what you're doing to yourself. You think that belt makes you who you are, but it’s just a cage. A cage that’ll lock you away from the people who need you most.<br />
<br />
And I’ll be the one to tear it down, for your own good. I'm the only one who can set you free.<br />
<br />
That TV championship isn’t your legacy. It’s your curse. And I’m the man who’s gonna break it. I’ll spill your blood, James. I’ll make it rain red in that ring, and you’ll understand what true sacrifice is. You think you’re fighting for your family by holding onto that title, but you’re just digging them deeper into the hole you’ve put them in. Every second you hold onto that fucking belt, you’re pushing them further away, and I’m gonna be the one to show you the destruction you’re creating.<br />
<br />
It’s gonna hurt, James. It’s gonna hurt like hell, but you need it. You need to feel the pain. You need to see the blood pour from your own veins, so you can understand what’s at stake. I’m doing this for you, whether you like it or not. I’m gonna drag your demons out into the light, and if that means spilling your blood in the process, so be it. That championship is nothing compared to the people you will lose when you keep putting this wrestling shit above the people who really matter!<br />
<br />
I’ll be the one to save you, James. I’ll be the one to show you what really matters. And it starts with your blood, spilling on the mat, for the whole world to see.<br />
<br />
I will make you so much more than you are. <br />
<br />
You’re caught in a war with Geppetto, desperately flailing around on your strings trying to prove your freedom. But every time you proclaim yourself free, your nose grows longer and your reign grows shorter. <br />
<br />
You are their puppet, their minstrel, pretending to be a bad, bad man. You’re their next big thing, Thaddeus said so himself on Warfare. Thad’s whipping boys don’t hate you; they love you: you dance just like they want you to. <br />
<br />
Just like I told you last time. <br />
<br />
But me? I’m truly free from Geppetto’s strings. He can’t control me, he can’t even face me: he is of complete and utter inconsequence to me. But you can’t say the same, can you? Geppetto has your belt in his grasp, and all you can do is languish in that truth. <br />
<br />
For the first time in my life, I am truly free of the strings, marching to my own beat, carving my own <br />
path. <br />
<br />
A future, carved in your flesh.<br />
<br />
Your salvation. </span><br />
<br />
</div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
Charlie sits in the corner of his locker room, preparing for tonight’s battle. His boots, worn out from countless wars, sit before him. His hands shake slightly as he pulls the laces tight, each tug on the leather pulling him deeper into the tension that fills the air. The sound of his breath is the only noise in the room, shallow and uneven.<br />
<br />
He reaches for his hand wraps next, unwinding them with deliberate care, each loop methodical, each pull a reminder of the fight that’s about to unfold. The pressure builds, but it’s not just the TV title at stake. His thoughts are tangled in something darker.<br />
<br />
Charlie stares at his reflection in the locker room mirror, eyes glazed, his face pale under the stark light. The mirror is blurry at first, his own image distorting. As his hands work to wrap his fists, the reflection shifts. It isn’t his face looking back at him anymore. It’s James Shark, smug as ever, holding the TV title with that cocky grin plastered across his face. The image flickers, then shifts again. Now it’s Tatiana Jolee, standing over his daughter’s bloodied, broken body, victorious and cold.<br />
<br />
The reflection of Jolee smiles in triumph as Charlie’s stomach churns.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"No,"</span> he whispers to himself, taking a deep breath as he steps back from the mirror. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"This isn’t real. They aren’t real."</span><br />
<br />
But the figures in the mirror don’t fade, they only shift. Shark’s grin stays frozen, Jolee’s smirk still there, as though mocking him. The images of the two flash in quick succession as Charlie's heart races. A drumbeat echoes in his skull, getting louder, matching the rhythm of his pulse. Suddenly, his reflection shifts again. This time, it’s not Shark or Jolee. It’s his daughter: her pale face staring back at him, her hollow eyes locked onto his. <br />
<br />
Her lips move, but the words are too soft to hear.<br />
<br />
Charlie’s breath catches, his throat tightening, and for a moment, the cold panic rises in his chest. But then, something shifts—something clicks—and the weight of her presence in the mirror is no longer suffocating. It becomes soothing, comforting even. He feels a wave of twisted relief wash over him. </div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: left;" class="mycode_align">This is her. <br />
</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align">She’s here.<br />
</div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"Please,"</span> he whispers, a grin creeping onto his face, a smile that feels wrong but all too familiar. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"Please, don't go... don’t leave me."</span><br />
<br />
She doesn’t speak, doesn’t move. She just stares at him, her gaze hollow, but to Charlie, it’s the sweetest thing in the world. The world is chaos, but here, in this moment, he feels whole. He feels right.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"I failed you,"</span> he murmurs, his voice soft, almost affectionate. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"But I’ll make it right. I’ll fix everything."</span><br />
<br />
His hands tremble as he runs them through his hair, the drumbeat still echoing in his skull, but the noise now fades into the background. The shadows in the room seem to dance in time with his heartbeat, in perfect harmony with the twisted sense of calm that fills his mind. This is his chance—this is it. His moment of redemption.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"I can save you,"</span> he says, his voice growing stronger, more assured. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">"I can save us. We’ll be together again, just like we were always meant to be."</span><br />
<br />
He leans closer to the mirror, his smile widening as he stares into her eyes, and for the first time in what feels like forever, he feels a surge of twisted hope.<br />
<br />
<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“I’m still here,”</span> Charlie whispers to the reflection, his eyes shining with an eerie joy. <span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';">“And I’ll never let you go again.”</span><br />
<br />
His reflection shifts again, and this time, it stays fixed: Charlie, standing tall and resolute, his eyes hard with purpose. He knows what he has to do tonight.<br />
<br />
The drumbeat finally fades, replaced by the steady, calm rhythm of his own heartbeat as he steps away from the mirror. He moves toward the door, eyes steely, body tense. His mind is clear. The images are fading, the grip of the shadows loosening, but he’s still not free yet.<br />
<br />
This fight, this match—it’s not just about the title. It’s about redemption. For his daughter. For himself. <br />
<br />
<br />
</div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px red;font-size:14pt;color:green;font-weight:bold;font-family:'comIc sans ms';"><br />
You think this is just about a TV title? You think this is just another match? No…this is so much bigger than that. This... this is for her. The one you’ve both forgotten, the one you’ve pushed aside in your petty, twisted games. You’ve never understood what I’ve sacrificed, what I’ve lost. But now you’re going to feel it. You’re going to feel the weight of everything I’ve had to carry... and you’ll understand what it’s like to fight for someone who can’t fight for themselves anymore.<br />
<br />
James, Jolee, you’re not just fighting me for a title, you’re fighting me for redemption. And no matter what you do, no matter what tricks you pull, I’m going to make sure you both learn that there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing left to lose. When that bell rings, it’s not just my career on the line... it’s my daughter’s redemption. And I will burn this place to the ground if that’s what it takes! <br />
<br />
This match? This one’s for her. And I will destroy EVERYTHING for her. When that bell rings, James, Jolee... you're not just facing me...and when we are done with you, there will be nothing left but ashes... <br />
<br />
Ashes from which the rebirth of my family will rise, like a phoenix from the flames.<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Holy Forkin Sheet Balls I Got Nothing This Round]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=48437</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 23:46:59 -0800</pubDate>
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<div style="text-align: left;" class="mycode_align">Canada.<br />
<br />
Ontario.<br />
<br />
Toronto.<br />
<br />
Danforth Toronto specifically.<br />
<br />
Greektown on the Danforth to be more specific, but it's not really because the Raven residence is more on the outskirts of Danforth but the important thing is it's close to Greektown on the Danforth. Look, if a cold AF Canadian suburbia hasn't already formulated in the viewers imagination they should probably stop skimming to the dialogue to see if they're mentioned. <br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Spoiler</span><br />
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title"></span><font color="black">You weren't.</font><br />
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title"></span><font color="black">Unless you were</font></div>
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		</div>
<br />
Anywho....<br />
<br />
Its the 25th of January, 2025. It's 1:20 in the morning. The viewer should imagine themselves in Atara's bedroom. Imagine it has lavish or spartan as you want just don't imagine it in the way Matthias clearly has imagined it in that one promo were he outted himself has an Atty simp.<br />
<br />
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title"></span><font color="black">I can do cute shout outs to.</font></div>
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The narrator wants to clarify, specifically for Cypher, she said imagine and by imagine she doesn't mean hack her security cameras.<br />
<br />
<div class="spoiler">
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title"></span><font color="black">Atty wants the narrator to clarify for Thaddeus to imagine her blonde</font></div>
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<br />
Anywho...again...<br />
<br />
Toronto. Atty's Bedroom. It's late, or early, whatever. A frantic Atty is pacing in her bedroom in her PJs and a bonnet because of course she wears a bonnet because frizz and breakage eff you for judging.<br />
<br />
Anywho...again...again. She's got her cell phone in hand, it's camera flash illuminating whatever type of room the viewer imagined  and she's back and forth across the room all jacked up on coffee trying to stay up and formulate some semblance of a promo so she can fulfill her contractual obligations. Our usually witty and quick to fire Atty is drawing complete blanks tho. With each pass of her room, with each tick off the clock, all she can do is spout nonsense of absolutely no substance or value and just keeps digging herself a bigger hole to get out of at a later show. <br />
<br />
Shes prolly wasted more energy and the viewers time trying to be funny and eventually decided a dud is a dud and went to bed before embarrassing herself or offending anyone further er.</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
OOC: Apologies to Cypher, Jake, Latoya. Wish I had a better excuse but I procrastinated to long and karma hit me with a case of the block.<br />
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<div style="text-align: left;" class="mycode_align">Canada.<br />
<br />
Ontario.<br />
<br />
Toronto.<br />
<br />
Danforth Toronto specifically.<br />
<br />
Greektown on the Danforth to be more specific, but it's not really because the Raven residence is more on the outskirts of Danforth but the important thing is it's close to Greektown on the Danforth. Look, if a cold AF Canadian suburbia hasn't already formulated in the viewers imagination they should probably stop skimming to the dialogue to see if they're mentioned. <br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Spoiler</span><br />
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title"></span><font color="black">You weren't.</font><br />
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title"></span><font color="black">Unless you were</font></div>
		</div></div>
		</div>
<br />
Anywho....<br />
<br />
Its the 25th of January, 2025. It's 1:20 in the morning. The viewer should imagine themselves in Atara's bedroom. Imagine it has lavish or spartan as you want just don't imagine it in the way Matthias clearly has imagined it in that one promo were he outted himself has an Atty simp.<br />
<br />
<div class="spoiler">
			<div class="spoiler_title"><span class="spoiler_button" onclick="javascript: if(parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].style.display == 'block'){ parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].style.display = 'none'; this.innerHTML=''; } else { parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].style.display = 'block'; this.innerHTML=''; }"></span></div>
			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title"></span><font color="black">I can do cute shout outs to.</font></div>
		</div>
<br />
The narrator wants to clarify, specifically for Cypher, she said imagine and by imagine she doesn't mean hack her security cameras.<br />
<br />
<div class="spoiler">
			<div class="spoiler_title"><span class="spoiler_button" onclick="javascript: if(parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].style.display == 'block'){ parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].style.display = 'none'; this.innerHTML=''; } else { parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].style.display = 'block'; this.innerHTML=''; }"></span></div>
			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title"></span><font color="black">Atty wants the narrator to clarify for Thaddeus to imagine her blonde</font></div>
		</div>
<br />
Anywho...again...<br />
<br />
Toronto. Atty's Bedroom. It's late, or early, whatever. A frantic Atty is pacing in her bedroom in her PJs and a bonnet because of course she wears a bonnet because frizz and breakage eff you for judging.<br />
<br />
Anywho...again...again. She's got her cell phone in hand, it's camera flash illuminating whatever type of room the viewer imagined  and she's back and forth across the room all jacked up on coffee trying to stay up and formulate some semblance of a promo so she can fulfill her contractual obligations. Our usually witty and quick to fire Atty is drawing complete blanks tho. With each pass of her room, with each tick off the clock, all she can do is spout nonsense of absolutely no substance or value and just keeps digging herself a bigger hole to get out of at a later show. <br />
<br />
Shes prolly wasted more energy and the viewers time trying to be funny and eventually decided a dud is a dud and went to bed before embarrassing herself or offending anyone further er.</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
OOC: Apologies to Cypher, Jake, Latoya. Wish I had a better excuse but I procrastinated to long and karma hit me with a case of the block.<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[WELCOME TO THE JAMES SHARK SHOW]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=48436</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 23:41:20 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3113">JFRESH</a>]]></dc:creator>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTnk4ynqm0qryaSr2ywZTum3Y6UX5UBjAhyyCpCkyKaAoLeYV51LnydqYQg3CMlB5BuQ9obefH6MxA3/pub" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!</a></span></span></div>]]></description>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTnk4ynqm0qryaSr2ywZTum3Y6UX5UBjAhyyCpCkyKaAoLeYV51LnydqYQg3CMlB5BuQ9obefH6MxA3/pub" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!</a></span></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bone Deep]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 23:32:43 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2760">TactilizingOne</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #005dc2;" class="mycode_color">This nascent first step, towards tackling the subsequent challenge of his wrestling quest, will require no less than the whole experience of a warrior known notoriously for, and distinguished by, monikers that have raised many rears from seats, sparking a feverish vigor and heated fervor upon such namesakes </span><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hd4X66hEKlXAfs1atXU_pqonKSypELg3bX4pxRkEo8o/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color">searing their ears</span></a>.</span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #005dc2;" class="mycode_color">This nascent first step, towards tackling the subsequent challenge of his wrestling quest, will require no less than the whole experience of a warrior known notoriously for, and distinguished by, monikers that have raised many rears from seats, sparking a feverish vigor and heated fervor upon such namesakes </span><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hd4X66hEKlXAfs1atXU_pqonKSypELg3bX4pxRkEo8o/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color">searing their ears</span></a>.</span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[ROY (Rookie of the Year)]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=48434</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 23:30:17 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3126">SolemnIncline</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fire Under the Bridge]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 21:58:52 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3100">Lucy Wylde</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Revolution 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 21:52:07 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2650">Mark Flynn</a>]]></dc:creator>
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<br />
A coffeehouse.<br />
<br />
In fact, THAT coffeehouse. <br />
<br />
You know… green and white mermaid logo? <br />
<br />
But <span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">Starbucks</span> isn't paying us, why should we give them free publicity? <br />
<br />
Inside, Bobby and Schism sit at a beaten-up table. The Revolutionaries both sport cups, blending with the un-named coffeehouse’s typical rabble.<br />
<br />
Schism’s cup initially appears to be a regular-sized 12-oz beverage.<br />
<br />
A closer glimpse reveals the cup is empty. Bone-dry. <br />
<br />
That does not stop Schizz from periodically raising it to his lips.<br />
<br />
Bobby has a massive, clear cup of what looks like… just <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pure</span> darkness.<br />
<br />
Schism’s eyes dilate as he evaluates Bourbon’s midnight-black brew.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“Caffeine is a sense-dulling poison, only serving to corrupt the natural high of contemplating the madness of the social order.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“I know, I know…”</span> Bourbon sips. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“But I’ve already been kicked outta both heaven and hell. What difference does a little ‘corruption’ make?”</span><br />
<br />
…Schism’s eyes alternatively widen and narrow as Bobby’s response pulsates down to the core of Schizz’s warped mind.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“...Your words occupy both ends of language’s possibility. Hyper-literalist poison *and* allegorical honey. Like Schroedinger’s nine-lived test subject… Most revealing when unobserved.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“I take words like I take my coffee.”<br />
<br />
“Literally.”</span><br />
<br />
Schism sips his empty cup… as he rifles through his sweatshirt pockets, retrieving… a napkin. Bobby quaffs mightily from his drink, finishing half of it.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Y’know, bud, places <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">have</span> napkins. You don’t gotta take that one everywhere. Need to wipe up a spill of…”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby eyes Schism’s cup, noticing that its emptiness.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“...Nothin’?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">“No liquid rests upon my lips, but an ocean of possibility has stained my mind. And I’d not wipe it away that stain for all of Midas’ gold… Its image drives me forward, to find… IT. To lead us all to within paradise’s gates.”<br />
<br />
“For this holy scripture…”</font> Schism raises the napkin. <font color="white">“Carries within its fibers… the one, true path… to the Big Rock Candy Mountain.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Oh! That napkin again…”</span> Bobby scratches his head. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Wait, ‘Big Rock Candy Mountain’? Didn’t the president sign an executive order renaming the Canadian Rockies to that?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">“Preposterous. Man cannot rename the mountains anymore than he can rename the gulfs… and/or Greenland!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="red" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black" background="http://i.imgur.com/SZ5atbH.png"><font color="white">FACT CHECK: We’re not sure?</font></td></tr></table></center></span><br />
<br />
Schism sets the napkin down between he and Bobby. <br />
<br />
Bobby rubs his chin, mulling over the doily’s deeper designs. <br />
<br />
The napkin’s caked with washed-out ink.<br />
<br />
Bobby’s eyes scan the mad scrawl… Sometimes, he thinks he sees a word … But, every time, turns out to be a Rorshach-esque blot… <br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">That</span> one looks like a man, dying of thirst, trying to drink from his waterbed…<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">THAT</span> one looks like the Grilling Guerilla Gorillas taking a family photo, but the camera has no film…<br />
<br />
Bobby blinks, waking from a dreamscape.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“So, um, did the gorilla scribble this?”</span><br />
<br />
The view shifts through the window, where A.L.Gs seated outside with his beverage. There’s a sign on the door to the coffee shop that reads ‘No Gorillas’, as is the norm for any location knocking-off Peet’s or Dunkin’.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“The orange-colored soul, in a flash of unfiltered vision, scrawled a spiritual epiphany so profound that even the author was blinded from its enlightenment. I was granted the mission of performing this passage, written in the language of polyphonic splendor… The longer I basked in its wisdom, the more enlightenment flowed like the rivers of Babylon. Until sharkwater washed away the words, but revealed the ultimate truth. The words I’d once thought held the secret, only obfuscated the scroll’s <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">true</span> meaning.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Ah. Makes sense now.”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby and Schism look again. Bobby pivots the napkin, checking a different perspective, then folds it into thirds.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“...Looks like Mickey Mouse putting relish on a record-player.”</span><br />
<br />
Schism shakes his head. <font color="white">“Not at all. But, also, exactly so.”</font> Schism nods.<br />
<br />
Bobby squints, re-examining it,<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Hmmmm, how would Mark look at this?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Ahhh, how <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">would</span> the artist analyze his masterpiece? By redefining what ‘napkin’ means, re-ordering the entirety of language? Diving down into written word’s atomic structure… With an electron microscope, made of the mind’s eye.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Hrmm. No, that’s science hogwash, ‘electron microscope’ is more something I would do and you wouldn’t let me put in a particle accelerator.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Why would we accelerate? We’re exactly where we want to be.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“Also, your scientific method is… ‘let’s just do it. For funzies.’ Which… orange-soul would rebuke and revile.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“...You’re right. Mark wouldn’t do anything ‘for funzies’. Mark would cross-reference the napkin’s handwriting, the message’s relative position on the napkin, and then the motivations of the original napkin’s inventor”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby retrieves his phone as Mark paces into the coffee shop. Schism waves as Bobby is absorbed by his digital rectangle. Mark approaches, sneering with disgust as he absorbs the scene around him.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Why the FUCK are we meeting at Starb-“</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Shhh, they haven’t paid for product placement! No free plugs!”</span><br />
<br />
Flynn sneers at Bourbon for shushing him… Before gesturing furiously at this den of non-decaf.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Coffee… once the beverage of the collective spirit. Take a cup, free-of-charge, throw in a nickel when you can spare one. The coffee pot was the laborer’s watering hole. Where grumbles of corporate greed would blossom! Ground-Zero for the meeting of revolutionary minds.”<br />
<br />
“Now?”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn spits on the coffee-shop-which-shall-remain-nameless’s floor.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“The working class has been DUPED into SUPPING ON SIX-DOLLAR SUGARY SWILL! Drive-thru isolation! Order in our app made by sweatshop coders, chug raw energy to maximize your productivity, then GET BACK TO WORK.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn nods at Bourbon’s cup.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Case-in-point! Bourbon, whatchu pay for that cuppa coffee?”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Oh, this?”</span> Bourbon lifts his cup. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Brought it from home. They legally can’t make it how I take it.”</span><br />
<br />
…Flynn curiously peeks at the cup’s contents.<br />
<br />
The drink doesn’t reflect enough light to create a reflection. <br />
<br />
It’s blacker than the darkest night, the deepest ocean, AND the farthest reaches of space.<br />
<br />
Flynn whistles, impressed.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“…That coffee’s so black, the NRA supports gun control in its neighborh-“</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Shhhhhh”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“STOP SHUSHING ME!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“We’re trying to figure out what you would do right now.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“…What?”</font><br />
<br />
Bourbon raises the napkin to Flynn’s face.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Schism’s napkin. I tried looking at it like a Magic Eye poster from the nineties, Schism called several psychic hotlines but they charge by-the-minute.”</span> Bourbon sips his jet-black beverage. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“It’s been a shit show. Neither of us can figure it out…”</span><br />
<br />
Flynn squints at Bourbon incredulously <font color="orange">“There’s nothing TO figure out! I wrote a pitch for the Revolution on a goddamned DENNY’S NAPKIN! An-”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Anyway, since WE can’t solve it, we’re trying to figure it out by thinking like YOU.”</span><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Oh.”</font> …Flynn blushes, clearly flattered by Bobby’s comment.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”…ALRIGHT!”</font> Flynn rubs his hands together. <font color="orange">”Well, the CORRECT approach to… napkin-deciphering… is OBVIOUSLY t-”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”Flynn, seriously, couldja keep it down?… you’re interrupting us. You’re breaking our concentration trying to emulate your concentration.”</span> Bobby shakes his head. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“How are we supposed to think like you if you won’t stop thinking aloud?”</span><br />
<br />
…Schism’s eyes widen.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“Whoa. The reflection mirrors the man, but the man himself is an obstacle to the reflection appearing real.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn snorts FURIOUSLY!<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Whatever, Mark, just go order what you want while we figure out how you’d approach this situation.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“FEH! I’m not giving this hellhole ONE RED CENT! This Sta-”</font><br />
<br />
…Bobby points, reminding Flynn not to name the place. <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Establishment</span>...”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby delivers a thumbs-up. <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Is another form of capitalistic imperialism. An energy vampire, sucking the last remnants of our human souls like a fat kid sucking a chicken wing’s hidden meat caverns!! To its deepest core, it’s… ANTI-UNION!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”What?!?”</font> Schism’s eyes widen, as if seeing the space anew! <font color="white">”Imagine! We few shrews, consorting in a den of vipers! Surrounded by moneylenders! ACK! Poison courses through my veins!”</font><br />
<br />
Schism pushes away his empty cup, as if it’s brimming with toxic sludge.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”Well, I don’t think the *air* here is poisonous…”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”The essence! I’ve been supping the seeping spectral spirit of unethical commercial exchange! Your-soul-for-a-dollar! Sunlight-by-the-ounce! Oxygen-in-a-can!”</font><br />
<br />
Schism spits the… nothing…  from his mouth onto the coffeehouse’s floor before tossing the cup as well. The other patrons look on at the awkward scene. <br />
<br />
<font color="white">“The natives are onto us!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby grips his half-full cup, realizing that, after considering who’s profiting, it’s really half-empty.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“So, uh, I shouldn’t finish this or something?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...What?”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”Y’know, out of solidarity. Not giving my money to… This.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Bob, we already established you brought your coffee from home!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”But, like… the airwaves! Can I catch capitalism if I’m within six feet of it?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Bourbon, what the f-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”By God, man!”</font> Schism shoves past Flynn, eyeing Bourbon’s cup like it’s a grenade. <font color="white">“Pitch that plague-bearing poultice before you become patient zero of a plutocratic pandemic!!”</font><br />
<br />
Schism knocks the large cup outta Bourbon’s hands, causing a ton of coffee to spill on the floor!<br />
<br />
A barista, (so they’re called), calls out to the trio.<br />
<br />
<font color="pink">“Look, are you people just here to throw shit on the floor or are ya gonna buy something?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">“THE CORPORATOCRATIC AGENTS ARE HERE! THEY’RE DEMANDING WE PARTICIPATE IN THEIR WORSHIP OF THE DOLLAR! SCRAM!”</font><br />
<br />
The Revolutionaries bolt out of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">Starbucks</span>.<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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<br />
<font color="orange">”WHOA BOY!”</font> <br />
<br />
Ironically, you might’ve heard the sounds of champagne corks popping from Flynn’s excited tone as he poured into the locker room(it’s a deep cut), locking an arm around Schism’s neck and reaching out for comrade Bourbon with his other-<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Boys, we FUGGIN DID IT!!!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby doesn’t need a second invitation. He swoops in, snagging both Schism and Flynn in an exuberant bearhug.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Dominance, baby! It’s what we do best!”</font><br />
<br />
<br />
Schism wriggles in the embrace.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Bossman, your elbow’s embedded in my ribs.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”That’s Bob’s!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby grins, releasing his comrades.<br />
<br />
Flynn opens a celebratory thermos, swigging 100% union-brewed coffee. His eyes spark with fervor.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”THIS is what I’m talkin’ about, boys! THE Revolution. We’re the talk of the XWF! NO ONE in this federation is hotter than US!</font> He waves the coffee thermos by its handle!<br />
<br />
<font color="white">The hottest? Or brightest? Burning incandescent, we’re the shooting stars destined to pierce the void of apathy.</font><br />
<br />
Flynn ignores him, pacing the space as his heart races.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Y’all heard it! That crowd? EATIN’ outta our hands! Lucy? Folded. Aurora? Cracked. SEB?”</font> Flynn smirks <font color="orange">”...obliterated. And that CROWD screaming…<br />
<br />
‘Revolution’...<br />
<br />
‘REVOLUUUUUUUUTION’!”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn swigs coffee, riding this high to its absolute apex.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">We are OVER!!! The Revolution’s OVER like goddamn ROVER, baby!</font> <br />
<br />
Bobby’s flickers a grin, juuuuust wide enough to catch Flynn’s eye.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">Somethin’ to add, Bourbon?</font><br />
<br />
Bobby shrugs, arms folded across his chest like a mountain thinking how to avalanche.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Ask him.</font> he nods to Schism, who’s facing the wall now. <br />
<br />
Schism’s wide eyes darting around, seeing the world through a different lens. Seated now, and staring at the unfolded napkin in his hands like it holds the secrets to the universe.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">The map…</font> he mutters, his voice barely audible.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">The Big Rock Candy Mountain…</font> whispering, his eyes wide and hypnotic.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”The what now?”</font><br />
<br />
Schism stands, almost reverently.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”This napkin. It holds the way. To the birds, to the bees… To the cigarette trees.”</font><br />
<br />
Schism holds the napkin aloft like a holy weapon.<br />
<br />
Flynn rolls his eyes, waving it off.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Eh… Whatever… the Revolution’s UNSTOPPABLE!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">It’s also… ambiguous. Look, we’re hot, like a vat of oil. But are we “over”? What even IS “The Revolution”, Che? What are we sellin’? Chaos? Order? Anti-corporate rhetoric served with a side of Schism?</font><br />
<br />
Flynn narrows his eyes,<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">We’re sellin’ WINNING, Bob-o. Victory of the working man! Tonight PROVED that. Didja see SEB’s face when Schism pinned him? The Revolution is whatever the HELL we can dream of!</font><br />
<br />
Bobby shakes his head, turning a grin,<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Nah, Trotsky. You want it to be whatever YOU say it is. But you can’t just slap a name on a thing and call it a movement. Do we look like VLI? Or Syn? People need to know what they’re buying. We have no warchest, remember? Just three guys kickin’ ass, and a lot of bluster.”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”FEH!”</font> Flynn waves off Bobby’s cautionary call. <font color="orange">”The warchest has become a NON-issue! We have the most-important asset a Revolution can have… The People’s HEARTS and MINDS”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn wraps Bourbon and Schism in another embrace.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I’m telling y’all! We beat SEB, Aurora and Lucy Wylde! THE XWF’S THREE TOP CHAMPIONS!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I guarantee! Everyone in the wrestling world knows what The Revolution’s ALL ABOUT!”</font><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
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<br />
Outside the arena, Steve Sayors interviews XWF fans.<br />
<br />
<font color="yellow">”After their thrilling Warfare debut, we're talking with XWF fans about The Revolution!</font><br />
<br />
Two young men grin.<br />
<br />
“Man! The Revolution’s CRAZY!!”<br />
<br />
“Yeah! The way Bacchus came out to lead them to attack down SEB… And Prince joined him! The Revolution is HUGE!”<br />
<br />
<font color="yellow">”Uh, actually, that’s VLI…”</font><br />
<br />
“No, wrong. See, The Revolution is *actually* a re-branded Crucible.”<br />
<br />
A little girl...<br />
<br />
<font color="pink">“I think Revolution make playgrounds and popsicles but I don't like lime.”</font><br />
<br />
A young lady dressed-in-black…<br />
<br />
“It’ll poised to expose the wrestling world’s lies…”<br />
<br />
She smokes her cigarette.<br />
<br />
“Matthias Syn IS the future! An-”<br />
<br />
A fat guy dressed in cosplay like Sebastian Duke shoves his way to the microphone.<br />
<br />
“I LOVE THE REVOLUTION! THADDEUS DUKE’S A GENIUS! YEEEEEEEEEEAH!”<br />
<br />
A man wearing a suit made out of foam fingers and an oversized cowboy hat with a tiny cowboy hat atop it approaches.<br />
<br />
“HOT DIGGETY DAMN, I STILL XWF LIKE IT WAS 1999, BABY!”<br />
<br />
<font color="yellow">Who’s your favorite Revolutionary?</font><br />
<br />
The young men.<br />
<br />
“Mine’s Grace Leary.”<br />
<br />
“Mark Cuban!”<br />
<br />
The little girl eyes the camera.<br />
<br />
“Santa.”<br />
<br />
A dude wearing sunglasses-at-night...<br />
<br />
“...Johnny Bacchus.”<br />
<br />
The man wearing all wrestling paraphernalia is amped!<br />
<br />
“WHOOOOOOO! EVERYBODY KNOWS IT’S ELI JAMES!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Note: He was once an XWF mainstay.)</span><br />
<br />
<font color="yellow">”Who should they face next?”</font><br />
<br />
The dudes.<br />
<br />
“I mean, probably Them No Good Bastards.”<br />
<br />
“Or, maybe like… Flynn and Ned Kaye.”<br />
<br />
Utterly unaware Bobby nor Mark are actually IN the Revolution, they give each other a failed no-look fistbump. <br />
<br />
The little girl...<br />
<br />
“I like unicorns.”<br />
<br />
The goth woman…<br />
<br />
“Syn should take on SEB, Dickie Watson, and God… in that order.”<br />
<br />
The walking flea-market merchandise-stand.<br />
<br />
“I OWN THE CLIP-AND-CHEW, WHERE YOU CAN EXPECT FINE SALON TECHNIQUES AND HONEST DINER CHOW. HAVE AN OMELETTE AND A SHAVE, A TRIM AND A CHOP, OR A PERM AND A PARM! CLIP-AND-CHEW, SOME PEOPLE LIKE HAIR IN THEIR FOOD!”<br />
<br />
“THE REVOLUTION SHOULD FACE MORBID AND SOLDIER!!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Note: they were an XWF tag-team once.)</span><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
PAUSE!<br />
<br />
The clip freeze-frames on the TV…<br />
<br />
Bourbon, Schism and Flynn sit around a conference table…<br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”So…”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”NO ONE knows what the Revolution’s all about?”</font><br />
<br />
…Bourbon flips through his notes..<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Nope. Some people think the Revolution is Bacchus’s VLI stable… Some think it’s…”</font> Bobby flips the page. <font color="#ff6347">”…*just* Matthias Syn.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Others think it’s… a smoothie-based lazy susan sold by #VilaroFit?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
Flynn’s eye wildly twitches, as he squeezes his union-brewed coffee tumbler…<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”S’not *all* bad news…”</font> Bobby flips the page over to a nearly-full pie chart. <font color="#ff6347">”Over 95% of respondents like what they *think* The Revolution is…”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”But NONE understand that… WE’RE the Revolution?!?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Correct.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”FFFFFFFFFFFUCK.”</font> Flynn smacks his tumbler off the table…<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Dear…”</font> Schism tsks, as he examines the napkin, admiring a blot he hadn’t noticed yet. <font color="white">”A thousand voices scream change… but the discordant, divergent deluge of decibels only defeans… A thousand overlapping choices on the menu, all unreadable. And the people starve as they struggle to pronounce… Rev-o-lu-shun…”</font><br />
<br />
…Flynn exhales.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”THIS… is obviously the result of a COORDINATED DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN!”</font> Flynn smacks the table. <font color="orange">”The XWF’s corporate SNAKES have BURIED our revolutionary message in a SEA of COUNTERACTIVE, FALSE MOVEMENTS.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn gestures at the screen.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Matthias Syn? Johnny Bacchus? OBVIOUS PATSIES, designed to SATIRIZE and DEMONIZE our movement! A corporate power-play to block out our message with sound-alike noise!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby’s ears perk. <font color="#ff6347">”Ohhhh. You’re saying we need to wipe-out the competition! The market’s oversaturated with discount-brand revolution, diluting our market share!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I wouldn’t have said it that way *or* used those words.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”But, yes, you’ve summed-up our scenario exactly.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn snorts.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Obviously, we’ve gotta take back the narrative! Shine a light through the FALSE revolution darkness, so that lost ships in society’s shores can find our lighthouse of truth.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”The solution? We need a comm-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Ooh, let’s do a commercial!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I WAS SAYING THAT.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Let’s do a commercial.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Mmmmm.”</font> Schism’s eyes narrow. <font color="white">”Battling commercialism with the corporate operator’s tools? Are we subverting our corporate masters? Or bastardizing our movement by becoming their mirror image?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”What’s wrong with Bastard-izing something?”</font> Bourbon waves off Schism’s skepticism. <font color="#ff6347">”You got the best product? Want people to use it? You gotta ADVERTISE.”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby grabs blank paper, and starts manically drafting a script.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Now, we gotta approach this commercial like Mark would.”</font><br />
<br />
…Flynn grins ear-to-ear. <font color="orange">”Finally! Some goddamned respect! Now, what *I* think we sh-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Hush, Mark.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”NEVER SHUSH ME!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Mark would want everyone to know the Revolution’s the solution to all their problems!”</font> Bobby rapidly scribbles. <font color="#ff6347">”Like he said, all society’s problems are based on the suits holding down us working folk!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...You’re still a CEO, right, Bob?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”So!”</font> Bourbon ignores Flynn’s comment. <font color="#ff6347">”Obviously, if every problem stems from corporate greed… And the Revolution *solves* corporate greed! The Revolution is the Solution to EVERY problem!”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Eh. t’s not… BAD. But, it doesn’t attack the core problem! The OTHER Revolutions!”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn grabs his own blank paper! <font color="orange">”We need to GUT our competitors! Make it clear that Bacchus and Syn are as revolutionary as drinking Pepsi over Coke! Seeing DC over Marvel!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Reading Heathcliff over Garfield!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Sure.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Listening to Chicago-style polka-pioneer Marion Lush over East-Coast-style polka-visionary Eddie Blaz-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”NO MORE EXAMPLES.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Point being, *their* Revolutions are a TRAP. DUPING the dissatisfied into financially supporting the status quo. Changing your shirt from red to blue… As the shirt factory still pockets your dough!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”We’ll reveal exactly what Bacchus and Syn are!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”TRAITORS TO THE MOVEMENT!”</font><br />
<br />
Bourbon and Flynn rapidly scribble their ideas in unison…<br />
<br />
Schism squints at his napkin.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”The problem, they say, is too many words… The solution, they say, is more words.”</font><br />
<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="red" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black" background="http://i.imgur.com/SZ5atbH.png"><font color="white">HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
A hapless, hopeless gentleman walks down the street. He looks at his phone. Behind him, in a floating text bubble, we see his text message like on every show that does that.<br />
<br />
“I'm sorry Dave, but it’s OVER between us. I’m taking all twelve of the cats, the goat, and our son and staying with my mother for a while. Also, you’re fired. Your work performance has been subpar. We’re gonna have to let you go. Bill will be by with your things Thursday. Also, your test results are back. Unfortunately, you'll have to come in for more testing to pinpoint the root of your symptoms. Also, your radiator’s going out, we need to replace it *and* your front brake pads, it’ll run ya &#36;700 altogether, excluding parts and labor. Also, your subscription could not be renewed, please visit…”<br />
<br />
Dave lowers his phone, dejected.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Life gotchu down?”</font><br />
<br />
We see Dave, pulling a trash bag out of a bin…<br />
<br />
The bag breaks, spilling garbage everywhere.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Tired of unsavory kitchen odor?”</font><br />
<br />
We see Dave trying to open a can of peas. The can opener slips! The can skitters across the counter!<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“That old can opener just TOO INCONVENIENT?”</font><br />
<br />
The can skitters across the floor into a can-tower! They collapse onto Dave!<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Are your household’s can-towers tearing your marriage apart?”</font><br />
<br />
Dave’s head emerges from the can-tower avalanche… <br />
<br />
But is bopped back inside as a Roomba bounces into his face!<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Robots?!?”</font><br />
<br />
Dave looks dejectedly at the camera, nodding in affirmation to all of the above. Suddenly, a rad guitar riff blares!<br />
<br />
Bobby skateboards into the room, freeing Dave from the inescapable can mountain!<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“REVOLUTION!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby high-fives Dave, 540-McTwists off the wall, then returns to Dave.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Down low!”</font><br />
<br />
Dave goes top-to-bottom! SLAP! <br />
<br />
Bobby hops off the skateboard, which runs right into the Roomba, destroying it.<br />
<br />
Bobby produces a black, spherical cartoon bomb.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Revolution!”</font><br />
<br />
The bomb explodes into glitter! <br />
<br />
STARWIPE! <br />
<br />
A quaint country kitchen. A sweet lady in an apron. Dave enters. The woman embraces him.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Just like mom used to make. As comforting to the soul as chicken soup! A blanket fresh outta the dryer! Or a mother's embrace.”</font><br />
<br />
Dave accepts the hug, embracing not only his mother but the idea that he’s worthy of love. <br />
<br />
Dave’s Mom backs away and produces a plate of cookies, picking one up as she places it directly into Dave's mouth. Bobby frowns.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Weird!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby shakes his head as he walks outside to lean against a pickup.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Hi, I'm Bobby Bourbon.”</font><br />
<br />
Schism emerges from a barn, and Flynn rides into view on a horse, dismounting it.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“We're The Revolution. You may not recognize us, but we're the best trio in wrestling today!</span>  <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”And when we say that… we’re not horsing around!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Did I ride a horse *just* for that li-”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”Not only that, we're the best Revolution in wrestling today. Sure, some others out there might be saying it's time to take a stand, but we're united under a whole capitalized “R”.</span> <br />
<br />
Cut to Dave, desperately wiping a beet-red shirt-stain with two rags. ‘VLI’ is written on one, ‘Matthias Syn’ on the other.<br />
<br />
Both wholly incapable of stain-removing! In fact, the more he applies the inferior rags, the worse it gets!<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Uh-oh! Dave's using BRAND-X!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“When you need someone to stick it to the man, to stand up for the little guy? Rely on the best.”</span><br />
<br />
Harmonica music plays.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“We're lampooning Three Amigos this time, right?”</span><br />
<br />
Schism and Mark eye eachother, then Bobby, shaking their head.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“No, my burly comrade-at-arms, we aren't doing movie spoofs.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“How many times…”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Okay, we won't lampoon, geeze.”</span><br />
<br />
Suddenly, the screen’s black-and-white…<br />
<br />
A Johnny Bacchus image drifts dramatically left-to-right…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Johnny Bacchus CLAIMS he wants Revolution… But does he?”</font><br />
<br />
The image suddenly goes all photo-negative!<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Bacchus CLAIMS his ultimate target is corporate STOOGE, Universal champion, Sebastian Everett-Bryce!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“If so… why’d it take TWELVE MONTHS from Bacchus’s debut, last JANUARY to challenge SEB!?!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"> “Bacchus CLAIMS he wants to defeat SEB… But, TURNED DOWN an opportunity to face SEB one-on-one!”</font><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><font color="red">I stepped foot into this ring, dumped our illustrious champion on his head, and took a bow — on the next show, when he confronted me and offered to throw down the gauntlet right then and there, I looked him in the eyes and said, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">“No.”</span></span></font></blockquote>
<br />
The tape stops, right before valuable context might add nuance to that statement.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Bacchus CLAIMS he wants Revolution! …But he’s in NO RUSH to change ANYTHING! NO RUSH to improve the XWF! And NO RUSH to take down Sebastian Everett-Bryce!”</font><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><font color="red">ITo this day, I have yet to face off against Sebastian Everett-Bryce in an XWF wrestling ring once more, and I could not be happier with that fact.</font></blockquote>
 - dead money.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Jonathan Bacchus! In no rush to beat SEB! In no rush to Revolution!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“This message, Paid for by People Reminding You Flynn AND Bourbon have TWO wins over SEB, and Schism pinned SEB!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“And we didn’t FUCKING WAIT FOR MANAGEMENT TO TELL US WHEN, BACKY!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“As for Syn…”</font> <br />
<br />
Flynn’s suddenly standing on-stage like a tech CEO.<br />
<br />
He clicks a handheld slideshow advancer.<br />
<br />
Snapshot from that Syn promo where he sat in a tent on drugs.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Syn’s idea of opening his mind? Doing ayahuasca in the desert… Like a Republican Senator’s daughter at her first Coachella.”</font> <br />
<br />
Click.<br />
<br />
Paused video of Syn promo-ing…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Syn claims to want Revolution, but talks about female XWFers like… Well, let’s watch together.”</font><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Can you fuck it? That's my question. If not, I don't see her usefulness.</span></blockquote>
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Okay, that was… rrrrROUGH. Does context make that snippet better? Bobby, keep it comin’!”</font><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Does she at least cook and clean or does she just… wrestle?</blockquote>
</span><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange"> “...Fuuuuuuck. THAT.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn frisbees his clicker into the crowd!<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Matthias Syn’s ideal future? One giant step BACKWARD…” <br />
<br />
“To when women only entered wrestling rings to smile, wear bikinis, and hold signs reading ‘Round 1’.”<br />
<br />
“Does that sound like ‘Revolution’?”<br />
<br />
“Or Regression?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”The Revolution’s not playing a waiting game.”<br />
<br />
“<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The</span> Revolution’s not here to exclude.”<br />
<br />
“<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The</span> Revolution is here… NOW!”<br />
<br />
“And it will<br />
<br />
“CHANGE…”<br />
<br />
“EVERYTHING!”</font><br />
<br />
Warm music intensifies as all three Revolutionaries walk side-by-side-by-side through a waft of smoke in edgy-yet-sensible clothes.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“When you need the best, don't rely on any old revolution.”</span><br />
<br />
The trio enters a park where businessmen with business-briefcases do business. Bobby holds up a pack of mints labeled Revolution. Bobby pops it open, sliding one into his mouth.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Rely on <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">THE</span> Revolution.”</span><br />
<br />
Upbeat music plays as Bobby redirects a horse-and-buggy into chasing off the businessmen.<br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
CUT.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”PERFECT!”</font> Flynn grins, squeezing his co-revolutionaries by the shoulders.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”We just made The Revolution’s mission!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”CRYSTAL.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”CLEAR.”</font><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="red" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black" background="http://i.imgur.com/SZ5atbH.png"><font color="white">One Focus Group Later…</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”WHADDYA MEAN THEY STILL DON’T GET THE REVOLUTION!?!”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn and Bobby hold clipboards with fresh data.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Yep. Apparently, a quarter of people thought it was a commercial for tin-can towers…”<br />
<br />
“A third of people tried to google ‘Bobby Bourbon mints’…”<br />
<br />
“Aaaaaand…”</font> Bobby flips the page. <font color="#ff6347">”One guy left the focus group mid-commercial and camped outside of an Apple Store to *pre-order* Matthias Syn.”</font><br />
<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”FUCK.”</font> Flynn frisbees his clipboard against the wall.<br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Whaddywe do now? We have THREE Revolutions. And they’re all INDISTINGUISHABLE to wrestling fans!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Do we truly have THREE revolutions? Or one?”</font> Schism, sitting at the table, folds his napkin into thirds… <font color="white">”Are the lines that separate our movements mirages?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”What?”</font> Flynn squints. <font color="orange">”Of COURSE we’re against Backy and Syn! They’re corporate puppets! PLANTS! Sabotaging our movement!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”The Hatter and Tyler Durden… Misguided, but genuine. Their answers incorrect, but they understand the problem. While the unenlightened fool may not understand wind’s science, he feels what way the breeze blows!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”As you noted, bossman. The world clamors for Revolution. Their only confusion is… <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">which</span> Revolution?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Ex-ZACTLY! How do we make it clear WE’RE the Revolution? And THEY aren’t?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Aren’t they?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...What?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Your Corporate Masters trained you, to see fellow revolutionaries as your enemies. Instead of allies.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Two letters… V-S… Is all it takes to make a divide between aligned sides.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Your name’s beside theirs… They must oppose you.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”But these lines…”</font> Schism raises the napkin. [white”]Are just blots on paper.”[/white] <br />
<br />
….<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Fuuuuuuuuuck!”</font> Flynn’s eyes widen with excitement! <font color="orange">”Of course! We’ve gotta UNITE OUR REV-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Hey! We should unite our Revolutions!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I WAS SAYING THAT!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
……<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”*sigh*”<br />
<br />
“We should unite our Revolutions.”</font><br />
<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I used to get fat-shamed and told “Robbie Sucks”, <br />
Now I’m a living legend while most of you are cucks.<br />
I’m not celibate, I just give zero fucks. <br />
Make the most of your time now because who knows what passes or stays. <br />
Roxy’s hubby’s promos have aged like hair that grays, <br />
and I’ve done it all in the ring while Game Girl was just a craze of a phase!! <br />
Scoops McGee ain’t never been a heavy hitter, <br />
best of the smallest bunch and pick of a lousy litter. <br />
Well now Bobby’s in a posse, <br />
with ole’ No-Win Flynn and Schism leave ‘em dazed, eyes glossy. <br />
We’re opening the show because we get the party started, like buffalo wings, we’re spicy and saucy, </font><br />
<br />
The Revolution feels what Bobby’s laying down. Wanting in, they jump in, as they’re welcome and expected; after all, they’re far from soft and flossy.[/bobby]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">And y’alls goose is cooked; plucked, portioned, and fricasseed?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">They’re applying for unemployment because we’re being bossy?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Nah, fellas, time to leave them feeling like a martyr crucified on a cross, see?</font><br />
<br />
<img src="https://media.tenor.com/iG6ldok4T_4AAAAM/bruh-bars.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: bruh-bars.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<font color="white">That was…</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Nothing compared to what I’ll do in that ring. Y’all bring the genius, I can bring the violence. I am not a thinker, no plan, though I’m often found contrarian.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">So we see, comrade.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">You’re a God-DAMNED barbarian!</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">For the people?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Goddamn right.<br />
<br />
Hell, I could probably powerbomb all three of our opponents at once, solo. Roxy weighs as much as a box of napkins. Game Girl might have gone from pixel-to-polygon but still gets glitched out by the electricity we bring to the ring. Scoops McGee should just retire, not even a has-been but an ancient never-was.<br />
<br />
Now somebody take this mic and bury it, because I already killed it.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">There’s a question that keeps questioning. A Riddle circling the drain of human understanding. The question isn’t what the Revolution <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">is</span>. No, no. Too easy, kids. The question is always… <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Who’s it for?</span><br />
<br />
The world watched us prove only one thing when we guillotined their kings last time out… that The Revolution isn’t some exclusive club. <br />
<br />
It’s not a word. <br />
<br />
It’s a reflection.  A cracked mirror held up for the exploited to see. <br />
<br />
A napkin smeared with ink stains, like shadows of things we’ve tried to forget. <br />
<br />
The Revolution is for all of us.<br />
<br />
The overlooked. The underpaid. The misfits, the dreamers.<br />
<br />
It’s for you, Roxy.<br />
<br />
A working woman swept into the very austerity that exploited her. Bound now by chains made of US mint. Of sex. Of pigs who told you your value was only what they could take from you. They dressed it up. Made it sparkle. But it’s a cage. <br />
<br />
You’re the Queen now. Married to the big Bene. Living in a castle built on top of a graveyard. Stuck in this awful soma loop, too busy counting pennies to notice the bones of humanity under your feet.</font><br />
<br />
Schism produces the infamous napkin, raising it to the light. The running ink stains almost look like bars, some makeshift prison.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">The Revolution isn’t here to tear you down, kid. It’s here to set you free.<br />
<br />
Even if we have to drag you outta that castle. <br />
<br />
The Revolution’s for that kind soul lost in the abyss too… <br />
<br />
The one searching for meaning in a world moving too fast. Trying to make sense of the caprice with a heart of gold.<br />
<br />
Game Girl’s as lost as the rest of us. Programmed by a vulture to extract profit from the human love of entertainment and art. She’s lost. Staring into the void and praying it doesn’t stare back.<br />
<br />
Your kindness is leaned on like a fix for the masses, your empathy drained.<br />
<br />
They’re using you.<br />
<br />
Telling you that being ‘good’ means staying quiet. Staying small. Playing by their rules.<br />
<br />
Being good won’t save you. It doesn’t save anyone. <br />
<br />
The Revolution isn’t here to punish your goodness, Gamie. Nor to extract and squash. It’s here to show you that goodness without action is just another form of compliance. <br />
<br />
And compliance? It’s the system’s favorite weapon.<br />
<br />
The Revolution’s for the old folk hero. The dirty vagabond. Decades giving his blood to an industry that deems him expendable. An industry that chewed him up and spat him out. <br />
<br />
Always promising… ‘this time will be different.’ The flowers for Scoops get lost in the mail? You get the glory fix you were lookin for, your moment in the sun?<br />
<br />
How many times has the big Bene lied to Scoops? Yet, here he is. Still fighting. Still trying to prove yourself to a system that never deserved you in the first place. <br />
<br />
You don’t owe <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">them</span> anything.<br />
<br />
You don’t belong to them. You belong *with* us.<br />
<br />
You three are pages torn from the same novella. Same as me and the boys. Same as everyone who <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">knows</span> the revolution, even if they don’t know <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Revolution</span>. <br />
<br />
You’re not enemies. You’re comrades.<br />
<br />
You’ve been lied to, exploited by a machine that only knows how to take. But it doesn’t own you. It never did.<br />
<br />
And The Revolution? <br />
<br />
Is for you.<br />
<br />
You might not see it yet. We might have to blur your vision. Plant you on your heads like we did the “emperor”. You might have to fight. Call us mad. But when the dust settles and the lies crumble, you’ll see the truth.<br />
<br />
The Revolution isn’t your enemy.<br />
<br />
It’s your abolition. <br />
<br />
But sometimes you’ve gotta burn the chains to break ‘em. <br />
<br />
When you feel that heat, when that chain breaks, and your cages crumble at Snow Holds Barred, don’t thank us.<br />
<br />
Just breathe, kids.<br />
<br />
Because The Revolution isn’t just for us.<br />
<br />
It’s for everyone.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Damn right.”<br />
<br />
“Who are The Revolution’s opponents?”<br />
<br />
“GameGirl? Roxy Cotton? Scoops McGee?”<br />
<br />
“Or the management that commanded us to battle each-other?”<br />
<br />
“Peter Principle, Acting on Thaddy’s orders… shoved Bourbon, Flynn, and Schism together… against XWF’s three top champions.”<br />
<br />
“Management tried to kill the movement in its crib..”<br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
“Yet, somehow.”<br />
<br />
“We survived.”<br />
<br />
“No.” <br />
<br />
“We thrived.”<br />
<br />
“NO.”<br />
<br />
“We took the VERY BEST THAT XWF’S CORPORATE OFFICE COULD THROW AT US!”<br />
<br />
“ON OUR UNION’S DAY FUCKING ONE!”<br />
<br />
“AND WE KICKED <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">FUCKING ASS</span>!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Now?”<br />
<br />
“They shift tactics.”<br />
<br />
“If having us publicly executed didn’t work… Principle’s next move is the logical opposite.”<br />
<br />
“Shoving us into the opening match.”<br />
<br />
“Forcing us on as ticket-holders still scramble for their seats.”<br />
<br />
“If sunlight didn’t kill the movement, maybe darkness will, right, Thad?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Instead.”<br />
<br />
“The Revolution will pull off the greatest trick in wrestling history.”<br />
<br />
“Making the ‘versus’ between us and our opponents...”<br />
<br />
“Disappear.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“All my career.”<br />
<br />
“I’ve thought like Mark Flynn.”<br />
<br />
“Like THEY taught me to.”<br />
<br />
“I’ve GUTTED every opponent management forced into my path.”<br />
<br />
“I’ve dissected my brothers-in-labor.”<br />
<br />
“Shoved men off the Mountaintop.”<br />
<br />
“To bask in its warmth alone.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“I can’t take back my career.”<br />
<br />
“I might not have enough years left in my body to outnumber the years of wrong I’ve done.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“All I can do is? Is learn.”<br />
<br />
“And change.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Thad.”<br />
<br />
“I betcha felt *clever* picking our opponents.”<br />
<br />
“A trio of corporate loyalists if there ever was one.”<br />
<br />
“GameGirl. Video-game character. The creation of a billion-dollar industry, built on one-hundred-hour workweeks and routine layoffs after project releases. The brainchild of hypercapitalist greed.”<br />
<br />
“Roxy Cotton. Boss’s wife. Culture war profiteer. Whose livelihood and comforts were built upon the sweat of thousands of exploited wrestlers.”<br />
<br />
“Scoops McGee. A Legend from Wrestling’s Dark Age. The territory days. Blackballing talent that crossed boundaries. Gatekeeping. Smacking down idealists who wanted change. OLD MEN RIGIDLY DEMANDING THE STATUS QUO.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Could you even <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">find</span> three better representatives to oppose The Revolution, Thad?”<br />
<br />
“...Y’know. BESIDES those three that FAILED?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“That’s…”<br />
<br />
“ONE WAY.”<br />
<br />
“To see our opponents.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Or.”<br />
<br />
“Are we facing…”<br />
<br />
“A creation of the <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">independent game</span> industry. Built by a man in his garage with a vision and free weekends! Tweaking his creation, not for profit, but to bring something from his imagination into this world.”<br />
<br />
“A former sex-worker. Judged, beaten, spat on, by society’s norms. Who found the strength, not by complying with the world as it was, but by defying it. Succeeding in spite of it.”<br />
<br />
“And a Legend… on HIS terms. An INDEPENDENT Icon. Who spent his forty-plus-year career, wrestling in barns, high-schools, bingo halls… convention centers, arenas, STADIUMS….”<br />
<br />
“With as much fire in his heart, before crowds of ten, as before crowds of ten-thousands.”<br />
<br />
“Who entered the XWF at sixty-some-years-old.”<br />
<br />
“Because it was another mountain to climb.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Thad.”<br />
<br />
“I betchu thought you’d found three anti-revolutionaries to counter-act us.”<br />
<br />
“Nope.”<br />
<br />
“You brought to the recruitment line.”<br />
<br />
“Three minds that fit perfectly…”<br />
<br />
“In the Revolution.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“We’re done playing your games, Thad.”<br />
<br />
“Done creating enemies…”<br />
<br />
“Because you wrote their names across from ours.”<br />
<br />
“This Sunday.”<br />
<br />
“Opening the whole FUCKING show.”<br />
<br />
“You’re gonna watch six people…” <br />
<br />
“Bring so much GODDAMNED HEAT.”<br />
<br />
“That Canada’s gonna MELT.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“This match…”<br />
<br />
“Will be…”<br />
<br />
“TRULY.”<br />
<br />
“Revolutionary.”</font><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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<br />
<font color="orange">”Because what IS this napkin, gentlemen?”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn waves Schism’s napkin before his co-revolutionaries!<br />
<br />
Schism’s eyes wiiiiiden, like Flynn’s dangling an infant by its leg.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”This napkin… has NO meaning…”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Literally.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”But figuratively. It’s a symbol that draws us together.”<br />
<br />
“A memento of our joining.”<br />
<br />
“Just as our uniting was unlikely…”<br />
<br />
“So’s the idea that a leftover napkin would be of such historical significance.” <br />
<br />
“A relic of The Revolution.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn turns around… setting the napkin into a frame.<br />
<br />
Hung on the wall of the Revolution’s new coffeehouse.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The Big Rock Candy Mountain Coffee Co-op</span>!<br />
<br />
A big sign reading "union-brewed" glows neon-green. <br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Nah.”</font> Bobby shakes his head. <font color="#ff6347">”Mark wouldn’t think that way.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I LITERALL JUS-”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Whatever.”</font><br />
<br />
Schizz beams with pride at the napkin’s new home. <br />
<br />
<font color="white">”This establishment, of the disestablishment, is the next clue of the map, the sway of the stars itself.”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Exactly.”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Seriously, d’ya gotta a clue what he’s talking about?”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Nah but we're having fun.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Having fun? Now, that’s revolutionary”.</font>]]></description>
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<br />
A coffeehouse.<br />
<br />
In fact, THAT coffeehouse. <br />
<br />
You know… green and white mermaid logo? <br />
<br />
But <span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">Starbucks</span> isn't paying us, why should we give them free publicity? <br />
<br />
Inside, Bobby and Schism sit at a beaten-up table. The Revolutionaries both sport cups, blending with the un-named coffeehouse’s typical rabble.<br />
<br />
Schism’s cup initially appears to be a regular-sized 12-oz beverage.<br />
<br />
A closer glimpse reveals the cup is empty. Bone-dry. <br />
<br />
That does not stop Schizz from periodically raising it to his lips.<br />
<br />
Bobby has a massive, clear cup of what looks like… just <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pure</span> darkness.<br />
<br />
Schism’s eyes dilate as he evaluates Bourbon’s midnight-black brew.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“Caffeine is a sense-dulling poison, only serving to corrupt the natural high of contemplating the madness of the social order.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“I know, I know…”</span> Bourbon sips. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“But I’ve already been kicked outta both heaven and hell. What difference does a little ‘corruption’ make?”</span><br />
<br />
…Schism’s eyes alternatively widen and narrow as Bobby’s response pulsates down to the core of Schizz’s warped mind.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“...Your words occupy both ends of language’s possibility. Hyper-literalist poison *and* allegorical honey. Like Schroedinger’s nine-lived test subject… Most revealing when unobserved.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“I take words like I take my coffee.”<br />
<br />
“Literally.”</span><br />
<br />
Schism sips his empty cup… as he rifles through his sweatshirt pockets, retrieving… a napkin. Bobby quaffs mightily from his drink, finishing half of it.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Y’know, bud, places <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">have</span> napkins. You don’t gotta take that one everywhere. Need to wipe up a spill of…”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby eyes Schism’s cup, noticing that its emptiness.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“...Nothin’?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">“No liquid rests upon my lips, but an ocean of possibility has stained my mind. And I’d not wipe it away that stain for all of Midas’ gold… Its image drives me forward, to find… IT. To lead us all to within paradise’s gates.”<br />
<br />
“For this holy scripture…”</font> Schism raises the napkin. <font color="white">“Carries within its fibers… the one, true path… to the Big Rock Candy Mountain.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Oh! That napkin again…”</span> Bobby scratches his head. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Wait, ‘Big Rock Candy Mountain’? Didn’t the president sign an executive order renaming the Canadian Rockies to that?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">“Preposterous. Man cannot rename the mountains anymore than he can rename the gulfs… and/or Greenland!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="red" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black" background="http://i.imgur.com/SZ5atbH.png"><font color="white">FACT CHECK: We’re not sure?</font></td></tr></table></center></span><br />
<br />
Schism sets the napkin down between he and Bobby. <br />
<br />
Bobby rubs his chin, mulling over the doily’s deeper designs. <br />
<br />
The napkin’s caked with washed-out ink.<br />
<br />
Bobby’s eyes scan the mad scrawl… Sometimes, he thinks he sees a word … But, every time, turns out to be a Rorshach-esque blot… <br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">That</span> one looks like a man, dying of thirst, trying to drink from his waterbed…<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">THAT</span> one looks like the Grilling Guerilla Gorillas taking a family photo, but the camera has no film…<br />
<br />
Bobby blinks, waking from a dreamscape.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“So, um, did the gorilla scribble this?”</span><br />
<br />
The view shifts through the window, where A.L.Gs seated outside with his beverage. There’s a sign on the door to the coffee shop that reads ‘No Gorillas’, as is the norm for any location knocking-off Peet’s or Dunkin’.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“The orange-colored soul, in a flash of unfiltered vision, scrawled a spiritual epiphany so profound that even the author was blinded from its enlightenment. I was granted the mission of performing this passage, written in the language of polyphonic splendor… The longer I basked in its wisdom, the more enlightenment flowed like the rivers of Babylon. Until sharkwater washed away the words, but revealed the ultimate truth. The words I’d once thought held the secret, only obfuscated the scroll’s <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">true</span> meaning.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Ah. Makes sense now.”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby and Schism look again. Bobby pivots the napkin, checking a different perspective, then folds it into thirds.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“...Looks like Mickey Mouse putting relish on a record-player.”</span><br />
<br />
Schism shakes his head. <font color="white">“Not at all. But, also, exactly so.”</font> Schism nods.<br />
<br />
Bobby squints, re-examining it,<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Hmmmm, how would Mark look at this?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Ahhh, how <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">would</span> the artist analyze his masterpiece? By redefining what ‘napkin’ means, re-ordering the entirety of language? Diving down into written word’s atomic structure… With an electron microscope, made of the mind’s eye.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Hrmm. No, that’s science hogwash, ‘electron microscope’ is more something I would do and you wouldn’t let me put in a particle accelerator.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Why would we accelerate? We’re exactly where we want to be.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“Also, your scientific method is… ‘let’s just do it. For funzies.’ Which… orange-soul would rebuke and revile.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“...You’re right. Mark wouldn’t do anything ‘for funzies’. Mark would cross-reference the napkin’s handwriting, the message’s relative position on the napkin, and then the motivations of the original napkin’s inventor”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby retrieves his phone as Mark paces into the coffee shop. Schism waves as Bobby is absorbed by his digital rectangle. Mark approaches, sneering with disgust as he absorbs the scene around him.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Why the FUCK are we meeting at Starb-“</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Shhh, they haven’t paid for product placement! No free plugs!”</span><br />
<br />
Flynn sneers at Bourbon for shushing him… Before gesturing furiously at this den of non-decaf.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Coffee… once the beverage of the collective spirit. Take a cup, free-of-charge, throw in a nickel when you can spare one. The coffee pot was the laborer’s watering hole. Where grumbles of corporate greed would blossom! Ground-Zero for the meeting of revolutionary minds.”<br />
<br />
“Now?”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn spits on the coffee-shop-which-shall-remain-nameless’s floor.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“The working class has been DUPED into SUPPING ON SIX-DOLLAR SUGARY SWILL! Drive-thru isolation! Order in our app made by sweatshop coders, chug raw energy to maximize your productivity, then GET BACK TO WORK.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn nods at Bourbon’s cup.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Case-in-point! Bourbon, whatchu pay for that cuppa coffee?”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Oh, this?”</span> Bourbon lifts his cup. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Brought it from home. They legally can’t make it how I take it.”</span><br />
<br />
…Flynn curiously peeks at the cup’s contents.<br />
<br />
The drink doesn’t reflect enough light to create a reflection. <br />
<br />
It’s blacker than the darkest night, the deepest ocean, AND the farthest reaches of space.<br />
<br />
Flynn whistles, impressed.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“…That coffee’s so black, the NRA supports gun control in its neighborh-“</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Shhhhhh”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“STOP SHUSHING ME!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“We’re trying to figure out what you would do right now.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“…What?”</font><br />
<br />
Bourbon raises the napkin to Flynn’s face.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Schism’s napkin. I tried looking at it like a Magic Eye poster from the nineties, Schism called several psychic hotlines but they charge by-the-minute.”</span> Bourbon sips his jet-black beverage. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“It’s been a shit show. Neither of us can figure it out…”</span><br />
<br />
Flynn squints at Bourbon incredulously <font color="orange">“There’s nothing TO figure out! I wrote a pitch for the Revolution on a goddamned DENNY’S NAPKIN! An-”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Anyway, since WE can’t solve it, we’re trying to figure it out by thinking like YOU.”</span><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Oh.”</font> …Flynn blushes, clearly flattered by Bobby’s comment.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”…ALRIGHT!”</font> Flynn rubs his hands together. <font color="orange">”Well, the CORRECT approach to… napkin-deciphering… is OBVIOUSLY t-”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”Flynn, seriously, couldja keep it down?… you’re interrupting us. You’re breaking our concentration trying to emulate your concentration.”</span> Bobby shakes his head. <span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“How are we supposed to think like you if you won’t stop thinking aloud?”</span><br />
<br />
…Schism’s eyes widen.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“Whoa. The reflection mirrors the man, but the man himself is an obstacle to the reflection appearing real.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn snorts FURIOUSLY!<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Whatever, Mark, just go order what you want while we figure out how you’d approach this situation.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“FEH! I’m not giving this hellhole ONE RED CENT! This Sta-”</font><br />
<br />
…Bobby points, reminding Flynn not to name the place. <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Establishment</span>...”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby delivers a thumbs-up. <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Is another form of capitalistic imperialism. An energy vampire, sucking the last remnants of our human souls like a fat kid sucking a chicken wing’s hidden meat caverns!! To its deepest core, it’s… ANTI-UNION!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”What?!?”</font> Schism’s eyes widen, as if seeing the space anew! <font color="white">”Imagine! We few shrews, consorting in a den of vipers! Surrounded by moneylenders! ACK! Poison courses through my veins!”</font><br />
<br />
Schism pushes away his empty cup, as if it’s brimming with toxic sludge.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”Well, I don’t think the *air* here is poisonous…”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”The essence! I’ve been supping the seeping spectral spirit of unethical commercial exchange! Your-soul-for-a-dollar! Sunlight-by-the-ounce! Oxygen-in-a-can!”</font><br />
<br />
Schism spits the… nothing…  from his mouth onto the coffeehouse’s floor before tossing the cup as well. The other patrons look on at the awkward scene. <br />
<br />
<font color="white">“The natives are onto us!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby grips his half-full cup, realizing that, after considering who’s profiting, it’s really half-empty.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“So, uh, I shouldn’t finish this or something?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...What?”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”Y’know, out of solidarity. Not giving my money to… This.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Bob, we already established you brought your coffee from home!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”But, like… the airwaves! Can I catch capitalism if I’m within six feet of it?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Bourbon, what the f-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”By God, man!”</font> Schism shoves past Flynn, eyeing Bourbon’s cup like it’s a grenade. <font color="white">“Pitch that plague-bearing poultice before you become patient zero of a plutocratic pandemic!!”</font><br />
<br />
Schism knocks the large cup outta Bourbon’s hands, causing a ton of coffee to spill on the floor!<br />
<br />
A barista, (so they’re called), calls out to the trio.<br />
<br />
<font color="pink">“Look, are you people just here to throw shit on the floor or are ya gonna buy something?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">“THE CORPORATOCRATIC AGENTS ARE HERE! THEY’RE DEMANDING WE PARTICIPATE IN THEIR WORSHIP OF THE DOLLAR! SCRAM!”</font><br />
<br />
The Revolutionaries bolt out of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">Starbucks</span>.<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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<br />
<font color="orange">”WHOA BOY!”</font> <br />
<br />
Ironically, you might’ve heard the sounds of champagne corks popping from Flynn’s excited tone as he poured into the locker room(it’s a deep cut), locking an arm around Schism’s neck and reaching out for comrade Bourbon with his other-<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Boys, we FUGGIN DID IT!!!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby doesn’t need a second invitation. He swoops in, snagging both Schism and Flynn in an exuberant bearhug.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Dominance, baby! It’s what we do best!”</font><br />
<br />
<br />
Schism wriggles in the embrace.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Bossman, your elbow’s embedded in my ribs.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”That’s Bob’s!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby grins, releasing his comrades.<br />
<br />
Flynn opens a celebratory thermos, swigging 100% union-brewed coffee. His eyes spark with fervor.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”THIS is what I’m talkin’ about, boys! THE Revolution. We’re the talk of the XWF! NO ONE in this federation is hotter than US!</font> He waves the coffee thermos by its handle!<br />
<br />
<font color="white">The hottest? Or brightest? Burning incandescent, we’re the shooting stars destined to pierce the void of apathy.</font><br />
<br />
Flynn ignores him, pacing the space as his heart races.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Y’all heard it! That crowd? EATIN’ outta our hands! Lucy? Folded. Aurora? Cracked. SEB?”</font> Flynn smirks <font color="orange">”...obliterated. And that CROWD screaming…<br />
<br />
‘Revolution’...<br />
<br />
‘REVOLUUUUUUUUTION’!”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn swigs coffee, riding this high to its absolute apex.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">We are OVER!!! The Revolution’s OVER like goddamn ROVER, baby!</font> <br />
<br />
Bobby’s flickers a grin, juuuuust wide enough to catch Flynn’s eye.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">Somethin’ to add, Bourbon?</font><br />
<br />
Bobby shrugs, arms folded across his chest like a mountain thinking how to avalanche.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Ask him.</font> he nods to Schism, who’s facing the wall now. <br />
<br />
Schism’s wide eyes darting around, seeing the world through a different lens. Seated now, and staring at the unfolded napkin in his hands like it holds the secrets to the universe.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">The map…</font> he mutters, his voice barely audible.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">The Big Rock Candy Mountain…</font> whispering, his eyes wide and hypnotic.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”The what now?”</font><br />
<br />
Schism stands, almost reverently.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”This napkin. It holds the way. To the birds, to the bees… To the cigarette trees.”</font><br />
<br />
Schism holds the napkin aloft like a holy weapon.<br />
<br />
Flynn rolls his eyes, waving it off.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Eh… Whatever… the Revolution’s UNSTOPPABLE!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">It’s also… ambiguous. Look, we’re hot, like a vat of oil. But are we “over”? What even IS “The Revolution”, Che? What are we sellin’? Chaos? Order? Anti-corporate rhetoric served with a side of Schism?</font><br />
<br />
Flynn narrows his eyes,<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">We’re sellin’ WINNING, Bob-o. Victory of the working man! Tonight PROVED that. Didja see SEB’s face when Schism pinned him? The Revolution is whatever the HELL we can dream of!</font><br />
<br />
Bobby shakes his head, turning a grin,<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Nah, Trotsky. You want it to be whatever YOU say it is. But you can’t just slap a name on a thing and call it a movement. Do we look like VLI? Or Syn? People need to know what they’re buying. We have no warchest, remember? Just three guys kickin’ ass, and a lot of bluster.”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”FEH!”</font> Flynn waves off Bobby’s cautionary call. <font color="orange">”The warchest has become a NON-issue! We have the most-important asset a Revolution can have… The People’s HEARTS and MINDS”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn wraps Bourbon and Schism in another embrace.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I’m telling y’all! We beat SEB, Aurora and Lucy Wylde! THE XWF’S THREE TOP CHAMPIONS!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I guarantee! Everyone in the wrestling world knows what The Revolution’s ALL ABOUT!”</font><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="red" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black" background="http://i.imgur.com/SZ5atbH.png"><font color="white"><font color="white">Meanwhile</font></font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
Outside the arena, Steve Sayors interviews XWF fans.<br />
<br />
<font color="yellow">”After their thrilling Warfare debut, we're talking with XWF fans about The Revolution!</font><br />
<br />
Two young men grin.<br />
<br />
“Man! The Revolution’s CRAZY!!”<br />
<br />
“Yeah! The way Bacchus came out to lead them to attack down SEB… And Prince joined him! The Revolution is HUGE!”<br />
<br />
<font color="yellow">”Uh, actually, that’s VLI…”</font><br />
<br />
“No, wrong. See, The Revolution is *actually* a re-branded Crucible.”<br />
<br />
A little girl...<br />
<br />
<font color="pink">“I think Revolution make playgrounds and popsicles but I don't like lime.”</font><br />
<br />
A young lady dressed-in-black…<br />
<br />
“It’ll poised to expose the wrestling world’s lies…”<br />
<br />
She smokes her cigarette.<br />
<br />
“Matthias Syn IS the future! An-”<br />
<br />
A fat guy dressed in cosplay like Sebastian Duke shoves his way to the microphone.<br />
<br />
“I LOVE THE REVOLUTION! THADDEUS DUKE’S A GENIUS! YEEEEEEEEEEAH!”<br />
<br />
A man wearing a suit made out of foam fingers and an oversized cowboy hat with a tiny cowboy hat atop it approaches.<br />
<br />
“HOT DIGGETY DAMN, I STILL XWF LIKE IT WAS 1999, BABY!”<br />
<br />
<font color="yellow">Who’s your favorite Revolutionary?</font><br />
<br />
The young men.<br />
<br />
“Mine’s Grace Leary.”<br />
<br />
“Mark Cuban!”<br />
<br />
The little girl eyes the camera.<br />
<br />
“Santa.”<br />
<br />
A dude wearing sunglasses-at-night...<br />
<br />
“...Johnny Bacchus.”<br />
<br />
The man wearing all wrestling paraphernalia is amped!<br />
<br />
“WHOOOOOOO! EVERYBODY KNOWS IT’S ELI JAMES!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Note: He was once an XWF mainstay.)</span><br />
<br />
<font color="yellow">”Who should they face next?”</font><br />
<br />
The dudes.<br />
<br />
“I mean, probably Them No Good Bastards.”<br />
<br />
“Or, maybe like… Flynn and Ned Kaye.”<br />
<br />
Utterly unaware Bobby nor Mark are actually IN the Revolution, they give each other a failed no-look fistbump. <br />
<br />
The little girl...<br />
<br />
“I like unicorns.”<br />
<br />
The goth woman…<br />
<br />
“Syn should take on SEB, Dickie Watson, and God… in that order.”<br />
<br />
The walking flea-market merchandise-stand.<br />
<br />
“I OWN THE CLIP-AND-CHEW, WHERE YOU CAN EXPECT FINE SALON TECHNIQUES AND HONEST DINER CHOW. HAVE AN OMELETTE AND A SHAVE, A TRIM AND A CHOP, OR A PERM AND A PARM! CLIP-AND-CHEW, SOME PEOPLE LIKE HAIR IN THEIR FOOD!”<br />
<br />
“THE REVOLUTION SHOULD FACE MORBID AND SOLDIER!!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Note: they were an XWF tag-team once.)</span><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
PAUSE!<br />
<br />
The clip freeze-frames on the TV…<br />
<br />
Bourbon, Schism and Flynn sit around a conference table…<br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”So…”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”NO ONE knows what the Revolution’s all about?”</font><br />
<br />
…Bourbon flips through his notes..<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Nope. Some people think the Revolution is Bacchus’s VLI stable… Some think it’s…”</font> Bobby flips the page. <font color="#ff6347">”…*just* Matthias Syn.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Others think it’s… a smoothie-based lazy susan sold by #VilaroFit?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
Flynn’s eye wildly twitches, as he squeezes his union-brewed coffee tumbler…<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”S’not *all* bad news…”</font> Bobby flips the page over to a nearly-full pie chart. <font color="#ff6347">”Over 95% of respondents like what they *think* The Revolution is…”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”But NONE understand that… WE’RE the Revolution?!?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Correct.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”FFFFFFFFFFFUCK.”</font> Flynn smacks his tumbler off the table…<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Dear…”</font> Schism tsks, as he examines the napkin, admiring a blot he hadn’t noticed yet. <font color="white">”A thousand voices scream change… but the discordant, divergent deluge of decibels only defeans… A thousand overlapping choices on the menu, all unreadable. And the people starve as they struggle to pronounce… Rev-o-lu-shun…”</font><br />
<br />
…Flynn exhales.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”THIS… is obviously the result of a COORDINATED DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN!”</font> Flynn smacks the table. <font color="orange">”The XWF’s corporate SNAKES have BURIED our revolutionary message in a SEA of COUNTERACTIVE, FALSE MOVEMENTS.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn gestures at the screen.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Matthias Syn? Johnny Bacchus? OBVIOUS PATSIES, designed to SATIRIZE and DEMONIZE our movement! A corporate power-play to block out our message with sound-alike noise!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby’s ears perk. <font color="#ff6347">”Ohhhh. You’re saying we need to wipe-out the competition! The market’s oversaturated with discount-brand revolution, diluting our market share!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I wouldn’t have said it that way *or* used those words.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”But, yes, you’ve summed-up our scenario exactly.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn snorts.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Obviously, we’ve gotta take back the narrative! Shine a light through the FALSE revolution darkness, so that lost ships in society’s shores can find our lighthouse of truth.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”The solution? We need a comm-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Ooh, let’s do a commercial!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I WAS SAYING THAT.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Let’s do a commercial.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Mmmmm.”</font> Schism’s eyes narrow. <font color="white">”Battling commercialism with the corporate operator’s tools? Are we subverting our corporate masters? Or bastardizing our movement by becoming their mirror image?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”What’s wrong with Bastard-izing something?”</font> Bourbon waves off Schism’s skepticism. <font color="#ff6347">”You got the best product? Want people to use it? You gotta ADVERTISE.”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby grabs blank paper, and starts manically drafting a script.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Now, we gotta approach this commercial like Mark would.”</font><br />
<br />
…Flynn grins ear-to-ear. <font color="orange">”Finally! Some goddamned respect! Now, what *I* think we sh-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Hush, Mark.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”NEVER SHUSH ME!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Mark would want everyone to know the Revolution’s the solution to all their problems!”</font> Bobby rapidly scribbles. <font color="#ff6347">”Like he said, all society’s problems are based on the suits holding down us working folk!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...You’re still a CEO, right, Bob?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”So!”</font> Bourbon ignores Flynn’s comment. <font color="#ff6347">”Obviously, if every problem stems from corporate greed… And the Revolution *solves* corporate greed! The Revolution is the Solution to EVERY problem!”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Eh. t’s not… BAD. But, it doesn’t attack the core problem! The OTHER Revolutions!”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn grabs his own blank paper! <font color="orange">”We need to GUT our competitors! Make it clear that Bacchus and Syn are as revolutionary as drinking Pepsi over Coke! Seeing DC over Marvel!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Reading Heathcliff over Garfield!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Sure.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Listening to Chicago-style polka-pioneer Marion Lush over East-Coast-style polka-visionary Eddie Blaz-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”NO MORE EXAMPLES.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Point being, *their* Revolutions are a TRAP. DUPING the dissatisfied into financially supporting the status quo. Changing your shirt from red to blue… As the shirt factory still pockets your dough!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”We’ll reveal exactly what Bacchus and Syn are!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”TRAITORS TO THE MOVEMENT!”</font><br />
<br />
Bourbon and Flynn rapidly scribble their ideas in unison…<br />
<br />
Schism squints at his napkin.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”The problem, they say, is too many words… The solution, they say, is more words.”</font><br />
<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="red" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black" background="http://i.imgur.com/SZ5atbH.png"><font color="white">HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
A hapless, hopeless gentleman walks down the street. He looks at his phone. Behind him, in a floating text bubble, we see his text message like on every show that does that.<br />
<br />
“I'm sorry Dave, but it’s OVER between us. I’m taking all twelve of the cats, the goat, and our son and staying with my mother for a while. Also, you’re fired. Your work performance has been subpar. We’re gonna have to let you go. Bill will be by with your things Thursday. Also, your test results are back. Unfortunately, you'll have to come in for more testing to pinpoint the root of your symptoms. Also, your radiator’s going out, we need to replace it *and* your front brake pads, it’ll run ya &#36;700 altogether, excluding parts and labor. Also, your subscription could not be renewed, please visit…”<br />
<br />
Dave lowers his phone, dejected.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Life gotchu down?”</font><br />
<br />
We see Dave, pulling a trash bag out of a bin…<br />
<br />
The bag breaks, spilling garbage everywhere.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Tired of unsavory kitchen odor?”</font><br />
<br />
We see Dave trying to open a can of peas. The can opener slips! The can skitters across the counter!<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“That old can opener just TOO INCONVENIENT?”</font><br />
<br />
The can skitters across the floor into a can-tower! They collapse onto Dave!<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Are your household’s can-towers tearing your marriage apart?”</font><br />
<br />
Dave’s head emerges from the can-tower avalanche… <br />
<br />
But is bopped back inside as a Roomba bounces into his face!<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Robots?!?”</font><br />
<br />
Dave looks dejectedly at the camera, nodding in affirmation to all of the above. Suddenly, a rad guitar riff blares!<br />
<br />
Bobby skateboards into the room, freeing Dave from the inescapable can mountain!<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“REVOLUTION!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby high-fives Dave, 540-McTwists off the wall, then returns to Dave.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Down low!”</font><br />
<br />
Dave goes top-to-bottom! SLAP! <br />
<br />
Bobby hops off the skateboard, which runs right into the Roomba, destroying it.<br />
<br />
Bobby produces a black, spherical cartoon bomb.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Revolution!”</font><br />
<br />
The bomb explodes into glitter! <br />
<br />
STARWIPE! <br />
<br />
A quaint country kitchen. A sweet lady in an apron. Dave enters. The woman embraces him.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Just like mom used to make. As comforting to the soul as chicken soup! A blanket fresh outta the dryer! Or a mother's embrace.”</font><br />
<br />
Dave accepts the hug, embracing not only his mother but the idea that he’s worthy of love. <br />
<br />
Dave’s Mom backs away and produces a plate of cookies, picking one up as she places it directly into Dave's mouth. Bobby frowns.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Weird!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby shakes his head as he walks outside to lean against a pickup.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Hi, I'm Bobby Bourbon.”</font><br />
<br />
Schism emerges from a barn, and Flynn rides into view on a horse, dismounting it.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“We're The Revolution. You may not recognize us, but we're the best trio in wrestling today!</span>  <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”And when we say that… we’re not horsing around!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Did I ride a horse *just* for that li-”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">”Not only that, we're the best Revolution in wrestling today. Sure, some others out there might be saying it's time to take a stand, but we're united under a whole capitalized “R”.</span> <br />
<br />
Cut to Dave, desperately wiping a beet-red shirt-stain with two rags. ‘VLI’ is written on one, ‘Matthias Syn’ on the other.<br />
<br />
Both wholly incapable of stain-removing! In fact, the more he applies the inferior rags, the worse it gets!<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Uh-oh! Dave's using BRAND-X!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“When you need someone to stick it to the man, to stand up for the little guy? Rely on the best.”</span><br />
<br />
Harmonica music plays.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“We're lampooning Three Amigos this time, right?”</span><br />
<br />
Schism and Mark eye eachother, then Bobby, shaking their head.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">“No, my burly comrade-at-arms, we aren't doing movie spoofs.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“How many times…”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Okay, we won't lampoon, geeze.”</span><br />
<br />
Suddenly, the screen’s black-and-white…<br />
<br />
A Johnny Bacchus image drifts dramatically left-to-right…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Johnny Bacchus CLAIMS he wants Revolution… But does he?”</font><br />
<br />
The image suddenly goes all photo-negative!<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Bacchus CLAIMS his ultimate target is corporate STOOGE, Universal champion, Sebastian Everett-Bryce!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“If so… why’d it take TWELVE MONTHS from Bacchus’s debut, last JANUARY to challenge SEB!?!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"> “Bacchus CLAIMS he wants to defeat SEB… But, TURNED DOWN an opportunity to face SEB one-on-one!”</font><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><font color="red">I stepped foot into this ring, dumped our illustrious champion on his head, and took a bow — on the next show, when he confronted me and offered to throw down the gauntlet right then and there, I looked him in the eyes and said, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">“No.”</span></span></font></blockquote>
<br />
The tape stops, right before valuable context might add nuance to that statement.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Bacchus CLAIMS he wants Revolution! …But he’s in NO RUSH to change ANYTHING! NO RUSH to improve the XWF! And NO RUSH to take down Sebastian Everett-Bryce!”</font><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><font color="red">ITo this day, I have yet to face off against Sebastian Everett-Bryce in an XWF wrestling ring once more, and I could not be happier with that fact.</font></blockquote>
 - dead money.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Jonathan Bacchus! In no rush to beat SEB! In no rush to Revolution!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“This message, Paid for by People Reminding You Flynn AND Bourbon have TWO wins over SEB, and Schism pinned SEB!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“And we didn’t FUCKING WAIT FOR MANAGEMENT TO TELL US WHEN, BACKY!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“As for Syn…”</font> <br />
<br />
Flynn’s suddenly standing on-stage like a tech CEO.<br />
<br />
He clicks a handheld slideshow advancer.<br />
<br />
Snapshot from that Syn promo where he sat in a tent on drugs.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Syn’s idea of opening his mind? Doing ayahuasca in the desert… Like a Republican Senator’s daughter at her first Coachella.”</font> <br />
<br />
Click.<br />
<br />
Paused video of Syn promo-ing…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Syn claims to want Revolution, but talks about female XWFers like… Well, let’s watch together.”</font><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Can you fuck it? That's my question. If not, I don't see her usefulness.</span></blockquote>
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Okay, that was… rrrrROUGH. Does context make that snippet better? Bobby, keep it comin’!”</font><br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Does she at least cook and clean or does she just… wrestle?</blockquote>
</span><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange"> “...Fuuuuuuck. THAT.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn frisbees his clicker into the crowd!<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Matthias Syn’s ideal future? One giant step BACKWARD…” <br />
<br />
“To when women only entered wrestling rings to smile, wear bikinis, and hold signs reading ‘Round 1’.”<br />
<br />
“Does that sound like ‘Revolution’?”<br />
<br />
“Or Regression?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”The Revolution’s not playing a waiting game.”<br />
<br />
“<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The</span> Revolution’s not here to exclude.”<br />
<br />
“<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The</span> Revolution is here… NOW!”<br />
<br />
“And it will<br />
<br />
“CHANGE…”<br />
<br />
“EVERYTHING!”</font><br />
<br />
Warm music intensifies as all three Revolutionaries walk side-by-side-by-side through a waft of smoke in edgy-yet-sensible clothes.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“When you need the best, don't rely on any old revolution.”</span><br />
<br />
The trio enters a park where businessmen with business-briefcases do business. Bobby holds up a pack of mints labeled Revolution. Bobby pops it open, sliding one into his mouth.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff6347;" class="mycode_color">“Rely on <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">THE</span> Revolution.”</span><br />
<br />
Upbeat music plays as Bobby redirects a horse-and-buggy into chasing off the businessmen.<br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
CUT.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”PERFECT!”</font> Flynn grins, squeezing his co-revolutionaries by the shoulders.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”We just made The Revolution’s mission!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”CRYSTAL.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”CLEAR.”</font><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="red" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black" background="http://i.imgur.com/SZ5atbH.png"><font color="white">One Focus Group Later…</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”WHADDYA MEAN THEY STILL DON’T GET THE REVOLUTION!?!”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn and Bobby hold clipboards with fresh data.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Yep. Apparently, a quarter of people thought it was a commercial for tin-can towers…”<br />
<br />
“A third of people tried to google ‘Bobby Bourbon mints’…”<br />
<br />
“Aaaaaand…”</font> Bobby flips the page. <font color="#ff6347">”One guy left the focus group mid-commercial and camped outside of an Apple Store to *pre-order* Matthias Syn.”</font><br />
<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”FUCK.”</font> Flynn frisbees his clipboard against the wall.<br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Whaddywe do now? We have THREE Revolutions. And they’re all INDISTINGUISHABLE to wrestling fans!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Do we truly have THREE revolutions? Or one?”</font> Schism, sitting at the table, folds his napkin into thirds… <font color="white">”Are the lines that separate our movements mirages?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”What?”</font> Flynn squints. <font color="orange">”Of COURSE we’re against Backy and Syn! They’re corporate puppets! PLANTS! Sabotaging our movement!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”The Hatter and Tyler Durden… Misguided, but genuine. Their answers incorrect, but they understand the problem. While the unenlightened fool may not understand wind’s science, he feels what way the breeze blows!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”As you noted, bossman. The world clamors for Revolution. Their only confusion is… <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">which</span> Revolution?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Ex-ZACTLY! How do we make it clear WE’RE the Revolution? And THEY aren’t?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Aren’t they?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...What?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Your Corporate Masters trained you, to see fellow revolutionaries as your enemies. Instead of allies.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Two letters… V-S… Is all it takes to make a divide between aligned sides.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Your name’s beside theirs… They must oppose you.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">”But these lines…”</font> Schism raises the napkin. [white”]Are just blots on paper.”[/white] <br />
<br />
….<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Fuuuuuuuuuck!”</font> Flynn’s eyes widen with excitement! <font color="orange">”Of course! We’ve gotta UNITE OUR REV-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Hey! We should unite our Revolutions!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I WAS SAYING THAT!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
……<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”*sigh*”<br />
<br />
“We should unite our Revolutions.”</font><br />
<br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I used to get fat-shamed and told “Robbie Sucks”, <br />
Now I’m a living legend while most of you are cucks.<br />
I’m not celibate, I just give zero fucks. <br />
Make the most of your time now because who knows what passes or stays. <br />
Roxy’s hubby’s promos have aged like hair that grays, <br />
and I’ve done it all in the ring while Game Girl was just a craze of a phase!! <br />
Scoops McGee ain’t never been a heavy hitter, <br />
best of the smallest bunch and pick of a lousy litter. <br />
Well now Bobby’s in a posse, <br />
with ole’ No-Win Flynn and Schism leave ‘em dazed, eyes glossy. <br />
We’re opening the show because we get the party started, like buffalo wings, we’re spicy and saucy, </font><br />
<br />
The Revolution feels what Bobby’s laying down. Wanting in, they jump in, as they’re welcome and expected; after all, they’re far from soft and flossy.[/bobby]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">And y’alls goose is cooked; plucked, portioned, and fricasseed?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">They’re applying for unemployment because we’re being bossy?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Nah, fellas, time to leave them feeling like a martyr crucified on a cross, see?</font><br />
<br />
<img src="https://media.tenor.com/iG6ldok4T_4AAAAM/bruh-bars.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: bruh-bars.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<font color="white">That was…</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Nothing compared to what I’ll do in that ring. Y’all bring the genius, I can bring the violence. I am not a thinker, no plan, though I’m often found contrarian.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">So we see, comrade.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">You’re a God-DAMNED barbarian!</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">For the people?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Goddamn right.<br />
<br />
Hell, I could probably powerbomb all three of our opponents at once, solo. Roxy weighs as much as a box of napkins. Game Girl might have gone from pixel-to-polygon but still gets glitched out by the electricity we bring to the ring. Scoops McGee should just retire, not even a has-been but an ancient never-was.<br />
<br />
Now somebody take this mic and bury it, because I already killed it.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white">There’s a question that keeps questioning. A Riddle circling the drain of human understanding. The question isn’t what the Revolution <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">is</span>. No, no. Too easy, kids. The question is always… <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Who’s it for?</span><br />
<br />
The world watched us prove only one thing when we guillotined their kings last time out… that The Revolution isn’t some exclusive club. <br />
<br />
It’s not a word. <br />
<br />
It’s a reflection.  A cracked mirror held up for the exploited to see. <br />
<br />
A napkin smeared with ink stains, like shadows of things we’ve tried to forget. <br />
<br />
The Revolution is for all of us.<br />
<br />
The overlooked. The underpaid. The misfits, the dreamers.<br />
<br />
It’s for you, Roxy.<br />
<br />
A working woman swept into the very austerity that exploited her. Bound now by chains made of US mint. Of sex. Of pigs who told you your value was only what they could take from you. They dressed it up. Made it sparkle. But it’s a cage. <br />
<br />
You’re the Queen now. Married to the big Bene. Living in a castle built on top of a graveyard. Stuck in this awful soma loop, too busy counting pennies to notice the bones of humanity under your feet.</font><br />
<br />
Schism produces the infamous napkin, raising it to the light. The running ink stains almost look like bars, some makeshift prison.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">The Revolution isn’t here to tear you down, kid. It’s here to set you free.<br />
<br />
Even if we have to drag you outta that castle. <br />
<br />
The Revolution’s for that kind soul lost in the abyss too… <br />
<br />
The one searching for meaning in a world moving too fast. Trying to make sense of the caprice with a heart of gold.<br />
<br />
Game Girl’s as lost as the rest of us. Programmed by a vulture to extract profit from the human love of entertainment and art. She’s lost. Staring into the void and praying it doesn’t stare back.<br />
<br />
Your kindness is leaned on like a fix for the masses, your empathy drained.<br />
<br />
They’re using you.<br />
<br />
Telling you that being ‘good’ means staying quiet. Staying small. Playing by their rules.<br />
<br />
Being good won’t save you. It doesn’t save anyone. <br />
<br />
The Revolution isn’t here to punish your goodness, Gamie. Nor to extract and squash. It’s here to show you that goodness without action is just another form of compliance. <br />
<br />
And compliance? It’s the system’s favorite weapon.<br />
<br />
The Revolution’s for the old folk hero. The dirty vagabond. Decades giving his blood to an industry that deems him expendable. An industry that chewed him up and spat him out. <br />
<br />
Always promising… ‘this time will be different.’ The flowers for Scoops get lost in the mail? You get the glory fix you were lookin for, your moment in the sun?<br />
<br />
How many times has the big Bene lied to Scoops? Yet, here he is. Still fighting. Still trying to prove yourself to a system that never deserved you in the first place. <br />
<br />
You don’t owe <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">them</span> anything.<br />
<br />
You don’t belong to them. You belong *with* us.<br />
<br />
You three are pages torn from the same novella. Same as me and the boys. Same as everyone who <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">knows</span> the revolution, even if they don’t know <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Revolution</span>. <br />
<br />
You’re not enemies. You’re comrades.<br />
<br />
You’ve been lied to, exploited by a machine that only knows how to take. But it doesn’t own you. It never did.<br />
<br />
And The Revolution? <br />
<br />
Is for you.<br />
<br />
You might not see it yet. We might have to blur your vision. Plant you on your heads like we did the “emperor”. You might have to fight. Call us mad. But when the dust settles and the lies crumble, you’ll see the truth.<br />
<br />
The Revolution isn’t your enemy.<br />
<br />
It’s your abolition. <br />
<br />
But sometimes you’ve gotta burn the chains to break ‘em. <br />
<br />
When you feel that heat, when that chain breaks, and your cages crumble at Snow Holds Barred, don’t thank us.<br />
<br />
Just breathe, kids.<br />
<br />
Because The Revolution isn’t just for us.<br />
<br />
It’s for everyone.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Damn right.”<br />
<br />
“Who are The Revolution’s opponents?”<br />
<br />
“GameGirl? Roxy Cotton? Scoops McGee?”<br />
<br />
“Or the management that commanded us to battle each-other?”<br />
<br />
“Peter Principle, Acting on Thaddy’s orders… shoved Bourbon, Flynn, and Schism together… against XWF’s three top champions.”<br />
<br />
“Management tried to kill the movement in its crib..”<br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
“Yet, somehow.”<br />
<br />
“We survived.”<br />
<br />
“No.” <br />
<br />
“We thrived.”<br />
<br />
“NO.”<br />
<br />
“We took the VERY BEST THAT XWF’S CORPORATE OFFICE COULD THROW AT US!”<br />
<br />
“ON OUR UNION’S DAY FUCKING ONE!”<br />
<br />
“AND WE KICKED <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">FUCKING ASS</span>!”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Now?”<br />
<br />
“They shift tactics.”<br />
<br />
“If having us publicly executed didn’t work… Principle’s next move is the logical opposite.”<br />
<br />
“Shoving us into the opening match.”<br />
<br />
“Forcing us on as ticket-holders still scramble for their seats.”<br />
<br />
“If sunlight didn’t kill the movement, maybe darkness will, right, Thad?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Instead.”<br />
<br />
“The Revolution will pull off the greatest trick in wrestling history.”<br />
<br />
“Making the ‘versus’ between us and our opponents...”<br />
<br />
“Disappear.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“All my career.”<br />
<br />
“I’ve thought like Mark Flynn.”<br />
<br />
“Like THEY taught me to.”<br />
<br />
“I’ve GUTTED every opponent management forced into my path.”<br />
<br />
“I’ve dissected my brothers-in-labor.”<br />
<br />
“Shoved men off the Mountaintop.”<br />
<br />
“To bask in its warmth alone.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“I can’t take back my career.”<br />
<br />
“I might not have enough years left in my body to outnumber the years of wrong I’ve done.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“All I can do is? Is learn.”<br />
<br />
“And change.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Thad.”<br />
<br />
“I betcha felt *clever* picking our opponents.”<br />
<br />
“A trio of corporate loyalists if there ever was one.”<br />
<br />
“GameGirl. Video-game character. The creation of a billion-dollar industry, built on one-hundred-hour workweeks and routine layoffs after project releases. The brainchild of hypercapitalist greed.”<br />
<br />
“Roxy Cotton. Boss’s wife. Culture war profiteer. Whose livelihood and comforts were built upon the sweat of thousands of exploited wrestlers.”<br />
<br />
“Scoops McGee. A Legend from Wrestling’s Dark Age. The territory days. Blackballing talent that crossed boundaries. Gatekeeping. Smacking down idealists who wanted change. OLD MEN RIGIDLY DEMANDING THE STATUS QUO.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Could you even <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">find</span> three better representatives to oppose The Revolution, Thad?”<br />
<br />
“...Y’know. BESIDES those three that FAILED?”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“That’s…”<br />
<br />
“ONE WAY.”<br />
<br />
“To see our opponents.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Or.”<br />
<br />
“Are we facing…”<br />
<br />
“A creation of the <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">independent game</span> industry. Built by a man in his garage with a vision and free weekends! Tweaking his creation, not for profit, but to bring something from his imagination into this world.”<br />
<br />
“A former sex-worker. Judged, beaten, spat on, by society’s norms. Who found the strength, not by complying with the world as it was, but by defying it. Succeeding in spite of it.”<br />
<br />
“And a Legend… on HIS terms. An INDEPENDENT Icon. Who spent his forty-plus-year career, wrestling in barns, high-schools, bingo halls… convention centers, arenas, STADIUMS….”<br />
<br />
“With as much fire in his heart, before crowds of ten, as before crowds of ten-thousands.”<br />
<br />
“Who entered the XWF at sixty-some-years-old.”<br />
<br />
“Because it was another mountain to climb.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“Thad.”<br />
<br />
“I betchu thought you’d found three anti-revolutionaries to counter-act us.”<br />
<br />
“Nope.”<br />
<br />
“You brought to the recruitment line.”<br />
<br />
“Three minds that fit perfectly…”<br />
<br />
“In the Revolution.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“We’re done playing your games, Thad.”<br />
<br />
“Done creating enemies…”<br />
<br />
“Because you wrote their names across from ours.”<br />
<br />
“This Sunday.”<br />
<br />
“Opening the whole FUCKING show.”<br />
<br />
“You’re gonna watch six people…” <br />
<br />
“Bring so much GODDAMNED HEAT.”<br />
<br />
“That Canada’s gonna MELT.”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">“This match…”<br />
<br />
“Will be…”<br />
<br />
“TRULY.”<br />
<br />
“Revolutionary.”</font><br />
<br />
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<br />
<font color="orange">”Because what IS this napkin, gentlemen?”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn waves Schism’s napkin before his co-revolutionaries!<br />
<br />
Schism’s eyes wiiiiiden, like Flynn’s dangling an infant by its leg.<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”This napkin… has NO meaning…”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Literally.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”But figuratively. It’s a symbol that draws us together.”<br />
<br />
“A memento of our joining.”<br />
<br />
“Just as our uniting was unlikely…”<br />
<br />
“So’s the idea that a leftover napkin would be of such historical significance.” <br />
<br />
“A relic of The Revolution.”</font><br />
<br />
Flynn turns around… setting the napkin into a frame.<br />
<br />
Hung on the wall of the Revolution’s new coffeehouse.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The Big Rock Candy Mountain Coffee Co-op</span>!<br />
<br />
A big sign reading "union-brewed" glows neon-green. <br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Nah.”</font> Bobby shakes his head. <font color="#ff6347">”Mark wouldn’t think that way.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”I LITERALL JUS-”</font><br />
<br />
…<br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Whatever.”</font><br />
<br />
Schizz beams with pride at the napkin’s new home. <br />
<br />
<font color="white">”This establishment, of the disestablishment, is the next clue of the map, the sway of the stars itself.”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Exactly.”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”...Seriously, d’ya gotta a clue what he’s talking about?”</font> <br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">”Nah but we're having fun.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Having fun? Now, that’s revolutionary”.</font>]]></content:encoded>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">12:35 am - Syndicate - January 24th</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
“<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">…</span>”<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">No, no, no - Quit fucking talking. Just get me the goddamned building.  </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<hr style="width: 600px; height: 4px; color: red; background-color: red;" />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">This shit is easy for me, Oz. Hitting that record button and turning someone into a chalk outline before I've even walked into the arena. I’m the best in the world at it. I'm the best in the world on this mic. Un-fucking-touchable. Fuck, Mads, she wishes she was on my level. Fuck James Shark, this isn't 2015. I'm the goat and I've done it in less than a year. It's time for Matthias Syn to get back to that. I have been too fucking soft in my promos. Too soft on an industry full of tissue boy, cry on my shoulder simps and the women that love them. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">All week I asked myself, “Matthias, how do you want to handle this?” On the one hand, I like Oz. Truly and genuinely. He's MY monster whether he knows that or not. On the other hand, I don't like what Oz has become. A man the size of a mountain with all the potential in the world who would rather sit on the sidelines and patiently wait for opportunities to come his way instead of grabbing life by the fucking balls and making IT happen. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">That's why It had to be you, Oz. You had to be next because in this business, it's about being remembered. I want every single person in that locker room to know that when they see MY name across from theirs, that they. Should. Tremble. I want their knees to weaken at the thought of what waits for them. You'll be another in a long line of examples that have come for my belt.  </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">There have been three people besides Matthias Syn that have held this belt. John Black. I've crushed his dream twice now. Spencer Adams. I beat him in a land far away. And you, Oz. You're the only former Revolution Champion that I haven't beaten. You Couldn't defend the belt of course. That's the Oz that we all know. A lifetime loser that wilted under the weight of the big bright lights and his own mediocrity. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">I've been here for nine months and this is the first time that we've gone head to head. They hid you from me, Oz. Your handlers in the front office. They didn't want to let their little lap dog off of his leash because they know what'll happen if he finds himself in Matthias Syns backyard. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">But it's not just about being remembered, Oz. At least when it comes to you and I. With you and I - it's a little more personal. You only make that amount of money through the exploitation of people less fortunate. And that's the real reason, Oswald. The reason that I'm going to fucking bury you. Broken Oswald, Big Money Oswald, Green Eyed Oswald, that one was particularly hilarious, at the end of the day whichever personality decides to show up, you'll always just be Enhancement Talent Oswald. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">I want you to bring whichever version of Mr. Oz that helps you feel like you can win this match. Bring whichever Oswald that you prefer to be buried in because this belt is never leaving my shoulder. I am the grim reaper going from door to door beating whoever they put in front of me for this title. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">They can run as many number one contenders matches as they want. It won't matter. It won't be that fuck boy Cypher, it won't be that neuro Hixx, it won't be stuttering Jake Borden and it won't be Atara. Hi Atara! This belt leaves when I say it does. When I finally get my hands on the Universal Title and even then that boy band in the front office, Thad or Vin or Peter or Barry or Atticus Gold aren't taking this off of me. They're going to have to create a whole new belt for you and the rest of the shit show behind that curtain. I may just try to collect that one as well. I'll take every goddamned belt this company has and walk to the ring looking like fucking Canelo because I can. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">So tell me, where do you go from here, Oz? Back to being the XWF lap dog. Doing whatever they tell you to do. Like the obedient, compliant coward that we all know that you are. A man as big as you with balls the size of tic tacs. Embarrassing. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">This is it, Oz. Your big chance. Matthias Syn. The longest reigning Revolution title holder of all time. Snow Holds Barred. Revolution Title on the line in a steel cage. This is your opportunity, enhancement talent Oz. In spite of winning absolutely nothing you get another shot at a title. That's what you do. You sit around patiently waiting, doing what you're told to do like the lap dog that you are. A man your fucking size, just waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Because you know eventually, they'll give you another shot that nobody in the back actually believes that you can win. They’ll part the Red fucking sea and let Ol’ Oswald take his undeserving shot. Just to satiate his stupid. A monument to wasted potential. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">I want the absolute worst version of you, Oz. The meanest, the most vile. Something different. Unleash that part of you that wants to rip my fucking larynx out of my throat while standing over me and telling me to talk shit now, mother fucker. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">But I know that's not you, Oz. You're too fucking spineless. All of that money. All of that strength. Yet, the money couldn't buy you the balls or the spine that you needed to be anything more than a giant puppet letting them pull the invisible strings of control. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Let's get violent, Oz. Prove Matthias Syn wrong. Show us all what you're capable of and let's go steal the entire fucking show. </span><br />
<br />
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<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">12:35 am - Syndicate - January 24th</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
“<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">…</span>”<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">No, no, no - Quit fucking talking. Just get me the goddamned building.  </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<hr style="width: 600px; height: 4px; color: red; background-color: red;" />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">This shit is easy for me, Oz. Hitting that record button and turning someone into a chalk outline before I've even walked into the arena. I’m the best in the world at it. I'm the best in the world on this mic. Un-fucking-touchable. Fuck, Mads, she wishes she was on my level. Fuck James Shark, this isn't 2015. I'm the goat and I've done it in less than a year. It's time for Matthias Syn to get back to that. I have been too fucking soft in my promos. Too soft on an industry full of tissue boy, cry on my shoulder simps and the women that love them. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">All week I asked myself, “Matthias, how do you want to handle this?” On the one hand, I like Oz. Truly and genuinely. He's MY monster whether he knows that or not. On the other hand, I don't like what Oz has become. A man the size of a mountain with all the potential in the world who would rather sit on the sidelines and patiently wait for opportunities to come his way instead of grabbing life by the fucking balls and making IT happen. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">That's why It had to be you, Oz. You had to be next because in this business, it's about being remembered. I want every single person in that locker room to know that when they see MY name across from theirs, that they. Should. Tremble. I want their knees to weaken at the thought of what waits for them. You'll be another in a long line of examples that have come for my belt.  </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">There have been three people besides Matthias Syn that have held this belt. John Black. I've crushed his dream twice now. Spencer Adams. I beat him in a land far away. And you, Oz. You're the only former Revolution Champion that I haven't beaten. You Couldn't defend the belt of course. That's the Oz that we all know. A lifetime loser that wilted under the weight of the big bright lights and his own mediocrity. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">I've been here for nine months and this is the first time that we've gone head to head. They hid you from me, Oz. Your handlers in the front office. They didn't want to let their little lap dog off of his leash because they know what'll happen if he finds himself in Matthias Syns backyard. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">But it's not just about being remembered, Oz. At least when it comes to you and I. With you and I - it's a little more personal. You only make that amount of money through the exploitation of people less fortunate. And that's the real reason, Oswald. The reason that I'm going to fucking bury you. Broken Oswald, Big Money Oswald, Green Eyed Oswald, that one was particularly hilarious, at the end of the day whichever personality decides to show up, you'll always just be Enhancement Talent Oswald. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">I want you to bring whichever version of Mr. Oz that helps you feel like you can win this match. Bring whichever Oswald that you prefer to be buried in because this belt is never leaving my shoulder. I am the grim reaper going from door to door beating whoever they put in front of me for this title. </span><br />
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<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">They can run as many number one contenders matches as they want. It won't matter. It won't be that fuck boy Cypher, it won't be that neuro Hixx, it won't be stuttering Jake Borden and it won't be Atara. Hi Atara! This belt leaves when I say it does. When I finally get my hands on the Universal Title and even then that boy band in the front office, Thad or Vin or Peter or Barry or Atticus Gold aren't taking this off of me. They're going to have to create a whole new belt for you and the rest of the shit show behind that curtain. I may just try to collect that one as well. I'll take every goddamned belt this company has and walk to the ring looking like fucking Canelo because I can. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">So tell me, where do you go from here, Oz? Back to being the XWF lap dog. Doing whatever they tell you to do. Like the obedient, compliant coward that we all know that you are. A man as big as you with balls the size of tic tacs. Embarrassing. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">This is it, Oz. Your big chance. Matthias Syn. The longest reigning Revolution title holder of all time. Snow Holds Barred. Revolution Title on the line in a steel cage. This is your opportunity, enhancement talent Oz. In spite of winning absolutely nothing you get another shot at a title. That's what you do. You sit around patiently waiting, doing what you're told to do like the lap dog that you are. A man your fucking size, just waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Because you know eventually, they'll give you another shot that nobody in the back actually believes that you can win. They’ll part the Red fucking sea and let Ol’ Oswald take his undeserving shot. Just to satiate his stupid. A monument to wasted potential. </span><br />
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<br />
<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">I want the absolute worst version of you, Oz. The meanest, the most vile. Something different. Unleash that part of you that wants to rip my fucking larynx out of my throat while standing over me and telling me to talk shit now, mother fucker. </span><br />
<br />
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<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">But I know that's not you, Oz. You're too fucking spineless. All of that money. All of that strength. Yet, the money couldn't buy you the balls or the spine that you needed to be anything more than a giant puppet letting them pull the invisible strings of control. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Let's get violent, Oz. Prove Matthias Syn wrong. Show us all what you're capable of and let's go steal the entire fucking show. </span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #888888;" class="mycode_color">STATIC</span></span></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tales of The Lonely King]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 18:41:26 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2839">Isaiah King</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://favim.com/pd/s12/gif_previews/7/719/7195/71953/7195305.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 7195305.gif]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SIU0g9XR1WvLf2bSTK9nZXnXgzTUDQ3sZRxCtO-DFJ8/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Rise of Empires II: <br />
</a><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SIU0g9XR1WvLf2bSTK9nZXnXgzTUDQ3sZRxCtO-DFJ8/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Tales of The Lonely King</a></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font">“And so sepúlchred in such pomp dost lie,<br />
That kings for such a tomb would wish to die.”</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font">John Milton</span></span></div>]]></description>
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SIU0g9XR1WvLf2bSTK9nZXnXgzTUDQ3sZRxCtO-DFJ8/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Rise of Empires II: <br />
</a><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SIU0g9XR1WvLf2bSTK9nZXnXgzTUDQ3sZRxCtO-DFJ8/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Tales of The Lonely King</a></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font">“And so sepúlchred in such pomp dost lie,<br />
That kings for such a tomb would wish to die.”</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font">John Milton</span></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 18:31:39 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1119">Game Girl</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">In a dark and evil tower overlooking a dystopian landscape of winding metal and pillars of vile, black smoke; a young damsel finds herself trapped. The blonde vixen, Roxy Cotton, finds her hourglass figure tied to a chair in a drab throne room; she struggles in her bindings as a large, egg-shaped man lets out a cartoonishly villainous laugh.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue"> “Muhahahaha!!! Vhy do you struggle so, Mizz Cotton?” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> He hisses the words with a sharp tongue, drawing closer to her as he swirls a glass of blood red wine.</span><font color="dodgerblue"> “Do you not see how you are a part of greatness? A part of our… <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GLORIOUS REVOLUTION!”</span></span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">With a final twist of her shoulder Roxy lets out a sigh and looks at him dead in the eyes.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple"> “I was trying to pull the thong out of my ass, actually. I’m used to being tied up like this, it’s kinda comforting, like being back in the womb.” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron takes a sip of his wine as he looks down at her.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue"> “I see… Vell, get comfy, you vill be here a long time until my demands are met by your… <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Loverboy!” </span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy scoffs.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple"> “I doubt Vinnie will play ball with you, he’s too busy fixing the XWF back into the vision he has  for it. Actually, he might still be trying to get that elephant out of the elevator. Anyway, he’s most likely sent someone here to kick your ass and get me home by now. I just hope it isn’t someone terrible.” </font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue"> “HA!” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> The Baron shakes his head.</span> <font color="dodgerblue"> “In this land I control, no man can enter or leave vithout my say so! It is extra-dimensional! Somevhere not to be found on any map! To even enter my realm you vould have to have certain knowledge and power, you would have to be some kind of-”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="white"> “Game Girl!” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Our blue-haired heroine snaps her head to the voice calling her. Within the walls of Princess’ Castle, bathed in an aurora of color from the stained glass windows; Game Boy rushes over.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white"> “Ready to go?” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">She smiles back with a nod adjusting the bag over her shoulder.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Yep! Got my hammer and a few supplies, ready to make the trip to Mt. Final Boss as soon as you all are!” </font></span><br />
<br />
<font color="white"> “Awesome! You excited to kick some butt!?” </font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Heck yeah!” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GB smiles, giving her a light punch in the shoulder.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="white"> “It’ll be just like old times. Do you mind grabbing my sword from the armory? I’m gonna help Pepe saddle the horses.” </font><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Yeah sure! Here.” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> GG hands GB her satchel as she goes to move on. </span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Can you put that on one of the horses for me?” </font></span><br />
<br />
<font color="white"> “Yes, ma’am!!” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> He cracks a smile as GG chuckles. </span><font color="white"> “I’ll see you outside.” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He gives a nod and leaves, GG waves goodbye, hanging her hand in the air as he leaves. Game Girl curls and flexes her fingers as she turns down the hall and heads to the armory. As she opens the heavy wooden door; the room she wants isn’t there. Instead, replaced with a cracked landscape of maroon dirt and a sky of charcoal clouds masking the sunlight. She turns back and the halls of the castle are gone. Beyond the myriad landscape of rolling jagged hills past fog so thick it feels like it's going to smother her, lays a city of pointed metal. As if it was expelled from the ground rather than built. GG’s eyes fall on the city, and her expression drops along with her shoulders as she breathes a defeated sigh.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Where the fuck am I?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl lets out a scream at the voice beside her as she jumps back clutching her heart. A tall, grizzled old man looks down at her through wrinkled eyes. He clenches his calloused fists, a noise expelling from his hands like he was working with leather.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“The hell are you, girl? You one of them animes the kids love so damn much?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG, kneeled over, extends her robotic arm and lifts her pointer finger as she catches her breath and halts the heart attack. She straightens herself and her jaw drops before she cracks a gigantic smile.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “OHMYGOSHYOU’RESCOOPSMcGEE!!!!” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">She lets out an excited squeal accompanied by happy feet as Scoops grimaces.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“S’what they call me, and now you care to answer my questions?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Oh! Right, sorry!” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> GG takes a deep breath and composes herself.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I’m just a huge fan! Sorry! My name is Game Girl!” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“That’s a ridiculous name.” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “You are absolutely right, Mister Scoops McGee, sir! You can call me Paige if you like, that’s what my name was before I became the “Hero of Narfinex.” Dumb title, I know!” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Naw-fin-ex?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops looks around with a squint.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “Is that where we are right now, then?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I don’t believe so…” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> GG tilts her head to the sky and back down to her surroundings.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “This place feels… Wrong. I got whoosed here like you did.” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops lets out a long sigh as he rubs his rough palm along his forehead and down his face. With a sniff up, he places his hands on his hips and chews his gums.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Doctors told me… They told me and I ignored them. One more concussion, Terry, one more wrong move and ya brain will be mushier than pig shit…” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG squints with a quizzical eyebrow.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “A doctor actually said that to you?” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops shakes his head ignoring her.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Never thought it’d actually happen though…” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He claps his hands together and rubs them, GG flinches at the noise; as if two sheets of sandpaper chafed against one another.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “Right then, young lady, since ya some kind of figment of my imagination, you mind tellin’ me how the fuck I get my head on straight so I can go back to tilling my soil?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG gives a kind smile with a shrug. </span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I wish I knew, sir, but I’m as lost as you are right now.” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Just then, as if by cosmic interference, a small note flutters from the sky and lands at their feet. They both look down to it, then to each other, then finally back to the note. GG crouches down and picks it up, reading it out loud.</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img width="500" src="https://i.imgur.com/lo1vhPV.png"></div>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl drops her arms to her side and looks very frustrated.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “You gotta be kidding me.” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Lemme see that!” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG lifts the parchment so Scoops can snatch it, he holds the letter, mouthing the words. Upon finishing he growls, crushing the paper into a ball.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“That rotten son of a bitch! Who the hell does he think he is, huh!?”</span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> He hurls the ball far from him.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “Sendin’ me to this damned place to save HIS wife!? Yella bellied beatnik!” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops kicks the dirt in anger as GG rubs the back of her neck.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Hey! Scoops, I’m annoyed too, but Lane obviously cares about his wife. So much so he somehow used inter-dimensional travel. We’re both good guys, let’s just save Roxy and get back home.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops sighs but reluctantly nods.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Yer right. And the first thing I’m gonna do when I’m home is break Vinnie’s goddamned nose!” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">MEANWHILE…</span></span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron looks exhausted as he sits in his skull-covered throne, which Roxy is chained to by her neck. From his sunken demeanor, it seems likely that Roxy has been talking a LOT.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”HONESTLY, this whole ‘revolution’ thing you keep going on about is serious Tiny Dick Energy. Like, it’s definitely giving incel vibes. Only people who have to pay for pussy try to take over the world.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron grabs a massive scepter off of the wall of his chamber, waving it menacingly in Roxy’s direction.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">”ZILENCE you harpy! Your voice is like daggers!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He waves the scepter around again, wildly, and Roxy giggles.</span><br />
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<font color="purple">”See what I mean? Who in the world needs a scepter that big? Overcompensating people, that’s who. That’s the Ford F-450 on oversized tires with a pair of truck nuts on its trailer hitch of scepters. It’s the ‘spooky trifecta of pro wrestlers trying to sound scary after an entire career of being mid’ of scepters. Hey, you know it might look even BIGGER if you shave the hair around your balls. Like my GOD I feel like I’m going to end up seeing that thing in my Twitter DMs as 47 poorly framed unsolicited scepter pics.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron is trembling with anger as he snaps the scepter over his knee and sends the two fractured halves clattering across the stone floor.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">”I DON’T NEED A BIG SCEPTER! My scepter is perfectly adequate! Bezides, everyone knows it is ze motion of ze ocean that matters!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”Right. Keep telling yourself that, babymeat. I’m sure you’ll get a reply on OkCupid someday.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">With a roar, the Baron unclasps the chain from the arm of his throne and throws it up high, arcing it over a wooden beam in the ceiling above. As the chain snakes downward, he grabs it in both hands and yanks on it until it pulls Roxy Cotton up by her throat - first to her feet, and then off of them.<br />
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Roxy dangles a full meter off of the floor as her face turns a shade of crimson. She sputters and kicks her feet, and starts hissing something in a guttural, choking voice that the Baron can’t quite make out. He moves in closer with a grin, leaning his ear towards Roxy’s mouth.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">”Care to repeat yourzelf, little victim? You might have enough air to apologize for your inzolence!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy, her eyes bugging slightly, purses her lips and finds the strength to raise her volume just enough.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”I said… at least… one of us… is hung… now.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Enraged, the Baron lets go of the chain and Roxy crashes to the floor. He shrieks in rage as Roxy coughs and spits onto the stone floor. And then she laughs.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”Aw… can’t keep it up, either? That’s a shame. Probably a blessing for the girls of Craigslist, at least. See bb, these ‘revolutions’ always come falling down faster than a pair of prom night panties. They can’t support their own weight. Too much ego, not enough substance. You’re just working together to reach common goals… probably already plotting exactly which two vertebrae to jam the knife between once  you’ve got what you want from each other. Revolutions are funny like that… usually just a bunch of angry young boys with shitty tattoos who got nursed for too long when they were toddlers. That’s what I think is going on here, Mister Scepter Swinger. You and your compatriots are just a bunch of full grown titty babies. I hope you have some fresh tighty whities on, bb, you’ll need a flag to wave when my cavalry arrives. As long as, of course, they aren’t a pair of weird nerds… but there’s no way that’s gonna happen.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ELSEWHERE…</span></span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Within a ghost town of tearing metal, the tower stood imposingly before our two brave heroes, casting a shadow of doom and despair along the land. The front door was sealed shut, the sounds of laughter and movement alike could be faintly heard from afar amidst the gusts of wind.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Guess we can’t just go and knock on the front door, huh?” </span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops scowled, tightening his headband as he straightened himself out.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“This is like some goddamn play-pretend set, I’ll tell you what.” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He furrowed his brows together, turning to Game Girl.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“And I’m gonna just assume you got a better plan?” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Well…” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl hummed a response, craning her eyes across the tower.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I know a thing or two about sneaking into big, evil bases like this. If we can’t go in through the front…” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bingo. Game Girl snapped her fingers together, pointing along the side to an open crevice that served as a window.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “...then we sneak in through the side!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Without even a second wasted, Game Girl quickly rushed along, leaving Scoops behind to try and jog to catch up while grumbling. As he caught up, Game Girl was already busy measuring the distance.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “We should be able to climb inside. Oh, uh… would you mind giving me a boost, sir?” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“No need to be so formal, girlie. You just call me Scoops.” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG vibrates with glee as Scoops extends his hands over, cupping them together and letting her get a good footstool. Scoops shot GG up with ease, watching dumbfounded as she skyrocketed with a super jump right to the crevice!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“What in the goddamn… ‘ey, young lady, how are you so goddamn light?! You need to eat a burger or somethin’?” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl bit back the laugh on her lips so as to not be heard, instead trying to speak down as quietly as she could.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Don’t worry about it! Just grab on!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">She reached her hand out, waiting…</span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops released a haggard breath, trying to stretch himself out slightly.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“The old bones are gonna hate me after this bullshit is over…” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He jumped once- twice- just managed to grab Game Girl’s hand on the third attempt! Game Girl clasped Scoops’ hand tightly, managing to pull through and bring himself up to the crevice as they looked within.</span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The interior was clearly of a gaudy design, with elaborate paintings hanging along the walls and staring within, joined with hanging, crystalline lights that dangled off the sides of the circular staircase. But things aren’t quite as they’re used to - the floor was a mess, with tools and trinkets strewn about this way and that. A banner hung along the side of the stairwell, reading,</span> “Down with the system!”<br />
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“Quick, join together!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">one of the soldiers down below said to a band of his colleagues.</span> “Have ve heard vord of ze pompous dogs from ze land of Xtreme?”<br />
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“Nay!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">came the quick response.</span><br />
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“If ve see anyone from there not named Lord Vincent, arrest zhem and bring them to ze baron! Ve’ll use zhem to send a message!”<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“The fuck, are these Communists tryna’ play dress-up?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops guffawed.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“I say we jump down and smash their damn skulls in.” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Hold it, cowboy.” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG reached out, trying to stop Scoops in his tracks.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Remember how I said I know a thing or two about coming into these big evil lairs? Well, I’d be willing to bet that they’re holding Roxy up at the top…” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl pointed aaaaaaaaaall the way to the tippy-top of the tower for reference as Scoops craned his head to look up that far. </span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “If we jump down now, they’ll probably hear and do something to Roxy before we can get up there. I say we sneak around this ledge here to try and get to the stairwell before it’s too late.” </span></font><br />
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Scoops scrunched his nose, looking at the slim wooden ledge being afforded to them. <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“I can barely even follow a goddamn lick of words that you’re sayin’. Does this shit happen in that anime land Naw-fin-ex often?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The two quickly shuffled onto the ledge, trying to circle around. GG lets out a sigh.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Not as often, anymore…” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops turns his head with a cocked eyebrow and is about to speak but his foot slips from the ledge and he falls, GG throws her body forward and extends her robotic arm which Scoops grabs and halts his grunt as he dangles above the recruits below.</span><br />
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“Did you hear zomething?” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of the guards asks as he looks around the room.<br />
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Another unsheathes his baton.</span> “Prepare, brothers, ve may have company!”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl struggles to hold Scoops weight on the thin ledge, she reluctantly lets her hand go from the wall and grabs Scoops’ arm and begins to pull him back up to the ledge as McGee kicks his feet up against the wall until he’s back on the ledge with GG. Both of them breathe a sigh of relief and Scoops claps Game Girl on the back in appreciation.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">CRACK!</span><br />
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The wood beneath the two breaks from under them and our heroes fall several feet crashing onto a table below, breaking it in half as the guards below ready themselves. GG and Scoops lift their heads up with a groan of pain. Scoops growls as bones crack while he sits up; Game Girl gulps as the batons the guards wield become electrified with a sizzle.</span><br />
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A masked guard on the stairs peers over the rails as the pair fall and sprints upwards. He pants tirelessly as he reaches the top and rushes the large wooden doors manned by two well-armed knights, pushing his shoulder into the doors he barges through into the throne room. The Baron and Roxy turn to him as he forces the words out through hurried breaths.<br />
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“My lord!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">he wheezes.</span> “Intruders!!!”<br />
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<font color="purple"> “HA!” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> Roxy guffaws.</span><font color="purple"> “Told you, bitch-tits! Vinnie’s got a goddamn army with him! Bet it’s Tommy Gunn and his elite security team! You’re so fucked!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron lets out a deep, bestial growl as he squints looking down at Roxy before turning his fierce gaze at the guard dripping in sweat. </span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “How many are there?” </font><br />
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“Two, my lord!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guard stands to attention as Roxy’s smile drops.</span> “A strange-looking small girl and an old man, possibly a farmer.”<br />
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<font color="purple"> “OH, YOU ARE SHITTING ME!?!!?” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A smirk creeps onto The Baron’s face as he laughs at Cotton’s despair.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “Not who you vere expecting, Mizz Cotton?”</font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> With more confidence, The Baron places his hands behind his back with a tall stature and turns back to the guard.</span><font color="dodgerblue"> “Alert my comrades that we have unvanted guests. Dispatch them without mercy.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guard shoves his fist over his heart and bows.</span> “At once, my lord!”<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> He takes his leave with haste as the knights closes the doors to the throne room and take guard once more.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “So, Mizz Cotton, do vou still feel superior? Do vou still wish to taunt me?” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy thinks for a moment, her eyes avoiding The Baron’s gaze before she smiles and turns back to him.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “You really are stupid aren’t you?” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron tilts his head up with a curious eyebrow.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “It’s a distraction! You honestly think someone would send two nobodies to save the only woman in his life that matters? Your brain must be smaller than your shrimp-dick if you actually think that! No wonder this revolution of yours is so idiotic coming from the empty space between your fucking ears, you dumb cunt!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron’s eyes blink rapidly as he turns away and he mutters to himself.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “Who vould marry such a cruel woman?” </font><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Vinnie Lane!” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops bellows with disgust as he places his hands in the air to the guards.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“That no good, rotten son of a bitch sent us.” </span></span></span><br />
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“And how did you get here?” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of the guards questions as he raises his baton to Scoops’ chin.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “We jumped!” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> Game Girl says with a smile before it quickly fades with her chuckle.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Then we fell.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“What she said,” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops grumbled with a small shrug. A particularly loud crack made itself heard as he tried to stand, and he quickly had to hold his side through gritted teeth.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Gah- my fuckin’ hip!” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guards stared at the two in disgust, aiming their weapons forward once more. The baton was pressed right into Scoops’ skin, while Game Girl watched as a sword was brought right to her neck.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Hey, uh… we don’t have to do this like this, you know?” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl offered, a small, nervous smile creeping up along her face.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “You know, uh… we… we’re <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">negotiators,</span> see?” </span></font><br />
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“Vat?!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the guard holding the sword said, blinking while dumbfounded.</span> “Negotiator, you zay?”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">There were small rumblings of disbelief from the crowd of soldiers, while Scoops looked at Game Girl as if she had three heads. After a small moment, he grumbled under his breath, shifting himself within the rubble and nodding along.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Uh, yeah… that’s right…” </span></span></span>  <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops managed to mumble out, before taking a deep breath.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“We were sent to, uh… learn about your revolution, and… go talk to you fellers to see if, y’know… we could have peace at all?” </span></span></span><br />
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“They vant peace?” “They vant peace!” “But vhy?” “B-Break… the zyztem…!”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guards’ mutterings come a mile a minute, and Scoops could practically feel his head starting to spin keeping up with them all. Finally, Game Girl clears her throat and tries her best to come to the rescue.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “That’s RIGHT!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl exclaimed as she cleared her throat.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “So, before we go talk with your boss, why don’t you tell us what it is you’ve been doing here?” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guards look at one another, a moment of hesitation as their hands shake ever so slightly, one by one they lower their weapons.</span><br />
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“Vell…” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of them perks up.</span> “Ve lived under the tyrannical rule of ze former monarch and her family. Ve were forced to vork tirelessly! Hard hours, like slaves!”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guards nod, the two with weapons near our heroes take a small step back allowing them to take a breath of relief. Game Girl sits down cross-legged as Scoops kneels, his hand firmly planted on his hip. He spits on the ground.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Damn royalty, amiright? What they make you do?” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guard speaking sighs heavily.</span> “Ve needed to get jobs to earn a living; working grueling hours such as nine-to-five. Klaus here even worked evenings and weekends.”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He throws his hand to his nodding comrade.</span> “I vas a manager at a pizza parlour. Truly harrowing.”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops and GG squint at the men before giving each other a glancing side-eye.</span><br />
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“Vhen ZE BARON! Overthrew those tyrants and told us to be our own, free men!” <br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">In unison the guards throw out a salute.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">“Glory to ZE BARON!”</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “K…” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> Game Girl thinks for a moment.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “So, you guys didn’t want to work normal jobs so you helped take over. Was this because of the state of the city? All this jutting metal and spookiness?” </font></span><br />
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“Nay!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Replies one of the guards.</span> “This was what Ze Baron made us do, to show his power and strength through our great city!”<br />
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“Zat is not vhy ve created zis tower, you imbecile!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Says another with a dismissive hand. </span>“We did this to show our revolution’s determination on creating a better future!”<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“The fuck kinda sense does that make?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops mutters under his breath towards GG who stifles a giggle. He speaks up to the group</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “So, y’all went from living normal lives to gettin’ swept up in this ‘revolution’ and workin’ grueling hours to create a tower and city… And ya don’t even know why you made it?” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops stumps the guards briefly before one throws up a palm.</span> “Ve know exactly vhy we did this, old man. It vas to stick it to the machine!”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The other guards look at the other, his fist raised in the air in some kind of triumph.</span><br />
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“Vhat machine, Klaus? Are you stupid?”<br />
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“Do not call me stupid, Alexei! YOU are the stupid one! Determination on creating a better future!? BAH! Ridiculous talk!”<br />
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“Comrades! Let us not bicker in front of ze negotiators, you are making us look bad.” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The third steps between the others with raised palms before turning to Scoops and GG.</span> “You simply don’t know of our plight-”<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“WE don’t know of your plight!?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops bellows in disbelief.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “YOU don’t know of your plight, you buncha jackasses!” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl breaks out in a snicker, her cheeks full of air as she hides her face and cracks up. McGee, slack-jawed, looks at all three guards.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“We got the exact same shit happening over at our job! Buncha idjits forming “Revolutions” over literally nothing! Mad that they gotta work, mad that some other guys are doin’ better than them! I’ll tell you what, I didn’t work my ass off for years to listen to some whiney fools cry about how bad they got it when they’re in the best position they’ve been in in years. I’ve left pools of blood in school gymnasiums, I’ve torn my flesh in front of an audience of a dozen, you can still smell my hair burning as I went through flaming tables in half the states of my country!”<br />
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“And these crybabies started a cause because Mommy and Daddy showed ‘em too much love and told ‘em they’re special. When the sad truth is they’re just sacks of meat to be kicked around like the rest of us.”</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops stops his tirade before looking at Game Girl briefly.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“No offense, little lady.” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “None taken, I’m just happy to be included :)” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops looks back at the three in front of him.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Y’all’re stupid. You had a fine thing going for yourselves and because you’re workshy ya fucked it up! Just like the idiots back home. We ain’t special! We work, we retire and we die. That’s life an’ if you don’t like it you can fuck off, stop making it more difficult for the rest of us.” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The returning fourth guard, nervous, apprehensive and sweating steps down the staircase hearing Scoops’ verbal rampage echo through the empty halls, dared to speak up while stammering.</span> “A-Ah… but M-Mizter Negotiator… how could you retire vhen you are of the… old age?”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of the guards whisper-shouted</span> “Boris!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">at the nervous man, but another one seized the opportunity given to him.</span><br />
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“He’s right!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the guard proclaimed, smashing a fist into an open palm.</span> “How can you claim that ze zyztem is of use to us all when you work yourself to ze bone?!”<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“‘Cause I like what the Hell I do, even if I break my bones and my body out there! Otherwise, I wouldn’t be out there doin’ it!” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops shouted back before nodding.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Maybe if you guys had some passion and some good tender, love ‘n’ care in your lives, maybe you wouldn’t feel like you’d have to waste away in this stupid heckhole,” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl smirked as she chimed right back in.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Besides, how much are they actually paying you to go along with this stupid… well, I can’t really even call this a plan, but like…” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl’s voice trailed off as she noticed the guards staring blankly ahead at them, trying to comprehend what she just said.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Did I… say something wrong…?” </span></font><br />
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“Paid?” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the guard in front whispered.</span> “You mean to tell me… you people get paid from this?”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl’s face fell as she looked back at Scoops, disbelief in her eyes as she silently tried to make sure she actually just heard that right. Scoops met her eye, before grumbling back.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“I’m takin’ it… that’s a no, huh? Everyone from ‘round our parts always gets their pay from a hard day’s work.” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He then added underneath his breath,</span> <span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Even if sometimes their boss is a goddamn jackass…” </span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG lets out a snort of laughter as the cogs in the guards' heads churn.</span><br />
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“Zat can’t be right!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">another guard protested.</span> “Ze Baron… ze Baron would not lie to us! Right?!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl and Scoops simultaneously shrugged, watching the scene unfold as the guards began to question themselves.</span><br />
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“I had to give up my home to travel out here!” “My parents think I’ve gone off for a better job…” “I have nothing left!”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl exhaled slightly, before speaking up once again.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Listen, uh… we can’t really tell you what to do and all when it comes to this stuff, but like… maybe you should try and find someone who respects you for what you do?” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Her face lit up as she came forward.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Hey! Maybe you could-” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Loud, tumbling metallic footsteps down the spiral stairway captured the attention of all on the ground floor. As they craned their heads over to see the source, two imposing men in suits of armor stood tall, casting shadows over the rest of the soldiers. A small bark from a chihuahua at their feet soon joined them, practically commanding the soldiers. The soldiers realized themselves, and quickly saluted.</span> <br />
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“G-General Chasm! Major Bob Whisky! And… uhm… my goodness, Bark Flynn!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the nervous guard addressed.</span> “How… how may ve-”<br />
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<font color="pink"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> “Ruff!” </span></font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> The dog yapped in a “fierce” and “commanding” manner.</span><br />
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<font color="red"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Zat’s <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Field Marshall</span> Bark Flynn to you,” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the more rotund of the two snapped, before reaching down to pet the chihuahua.</span> <br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Awww he’s so cute! And Field Marshall!”</font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> GG’s voice changes to a widdle baby as she addresses Bark Flynn.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> That’s a very high rank for such a good boy! Yes it is! Yes it i-” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bark snaps its jaws at Game Girl and lets out a low, beastly snarl. GG straightens her posture with an <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Oh :(“ </font></span> retracting her hand.</span><br />
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<font color="white"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Ze Baron wants to zee these two,” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the taller man confirmed.</span> <font color="white"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Ve vill take zem from here.” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“So what’s this?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops bellowed from the wreckage of the table he and Game Girl were still within.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Ole’ Dumb and Dumber decided they wanna come down? And they’re takin’ little Jackass to come be a little ankle-biter? Your dumbass overlord wants us, he can come take us ourselves!” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The armored men scoffed, before drawing their swords and marching over to our two heroes! The rotund Bob Whisky reaches for Scoops, only for Scoops to pull out a broken table leg and clobbers Bob right over the skull with that! He drops to his knees immediately! The taller Chasm takes notice and tries to rush in, but then it’s Game Girl who rushes in-</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color">⇩+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">POWER-UP PUNCH!</span> Game Girl clobbers Chasm right in the chest as he gets knocked back into the crowd of soldiers! Both he and Bob Whisky try to get their bearings back, but it’s the soldiers who join in on the beating, driving the butts of their weapons to clobber the two officers!</span><br />
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<font color="red"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Vat are you people DOING?!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bob Whisky roared.</span> <font color="red"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Zink of ze revolution!” </span></font><br />
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<font color="white"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Ztrength in numberz!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Chasm complained as he brought his arms up to defend himself.</span> <font color="white"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Ve are so close, brothers!” </span></font><br />
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“We’re sticking it to the man!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the soldiers cried back in unison.</span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bark Flynn rushed down from the stairs, tongue dangling and trying to bite at both Scoops and Game Girl to bring some order back, but Boris the nervous recruit snatches Bark into his arms and forcibly closes his mouth! Bark tries pushing and prying his way out, but it’s no use!<br />
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The soldiers toss Bob and Chasm back to Scoops and Game Girl, who see their opening! Scoops manages to push himself on his feet and cracks his back out, while Game Girl begins to wag her finger in front of the two!</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color">⇦ ⇩ ⇦ ⇩ ⇦ ⇩ ⇦ ⇩ A+B</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl used Metronome and pulled Scoops’ thoughts into her own brain! Scoops takes Bob and Game Girl takes Chasm, the two looking at each other and lifting into a Scoop Slam Piledriver! DOUBLE BIG SCOOP TO BOB AND CHASM ON THE WRECKAGE OF THE TABLE!<br />
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As the chaos of the moment fades and the soldiers look at Scoops and Game Girl nervously, Scoops triumphantly raises his hand into the air as he shouts.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Alright, boys!” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops’ bellowing voice echoed across the keep.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“If y’all wanna make somethin’ of your lives before it’s too late, then you better follow me and the little lady here!” </span></span></span><br />
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“HURRAH!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the soldiers shouted, and with Scoops and Game Girl leading the pack, everyone rushed up the stairs as they went to go save the fair ‘maiden’ in distress at the top of the tower! Floor after floor the group climbed, the wind breezing through their hair as they ran! Their shouts reached the tippy top, heralding their arrival as Game Girl broke through the door!</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Alright, Baron!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl shouted as she pointed forward.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “IT’S-” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">What everyone found was a ridiculous sight. The portly Baron, once regal and proud in his devilishness, was reduced to a crying mess on all fours as he pounded against the floor in protest.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">he wailed in horror.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “...stop?” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl blinked, staring as she drank in the scene.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “What even happened here?”</span></font><br />
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<font color="purple"> “I happened, actually,” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">chimed a familiar voice from across the room. Still tied to her chair, Roxy shook her luxurious golden hair out of her eyes before nodding to the two heroes.</span> <font color="purple"> “Poor boy here just didn’t know how to handle a real woman. All it took was a few minutes of me telling it how it really was to him, before… well…” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy gestured with her head back, letting the Baron do the talking for her.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “I AM SORRY! VERY SORRY!” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the Baron continued to blubber out as he raised himself onto his knees and brought his fists to his hair.</span> <font color="dodgerblue"> “I vill end it all! Ze Revolution, ze captures! I can’t handle it - HER - anymore! Please, t-take her and GO!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron breaks down into a sob as he curls into the fetal position, GG frowns looking up at Scoops with a shrug and stepping over to The Baron.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Don’t need to tell me twice,” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops grumbled under his breath, shaking his head and quickly scooting over towards Roxy’s chair to free her from her rope prison. Roxy rubs her wrists with a sigh and looks to Scoops.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “Thanks, handsome.” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> Her attention snaps to the guards behind Scoops. </span><font color="purple"> “You degenerates got any smokes? Always need one after a dommy-mommy session.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of them stammers and is pushed forward by another as they produce a pack of cigarettes out and offer one to Roxy who takes it, sticking it between her pillowy lips and awaits a light. McGee rubs his eyes with a long, tired groan and looks around the throne room before glancing at GG.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Video Game Girl!?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG snaps her head to Scoops as she kneels beside The Baron rubbing his shoulder as a small comfort.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“You know how to get us out of here?” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Erm… Maybe? Just give me a moment.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops gives a nod as Roxy clicks her tongue rolling her hand with the cigarette sending smoke spiralling into the air.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “Sure! I can wait longer, not like I’ve been stuck here for hours!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Let the girl work,” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops says as he takes a seat on the throne and rubs his leg muscles.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “Ain’t like yer’ gonna be waitin’ long.” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Mr. Baron.” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> She whispers as The Baron sniffles looking up at her.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Do you have a portal or something to get us home?” </font></span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “Y-yes, over there-” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron points to a large, leather tome resting on a pedestal. </span><font color="dodgerblue"> “I vas going to use it to spread my message! Our glorious revolution! I had zo many planz!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron breaks down once more as GG shushes him while patting his head.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “There, there. You’ll be okay and for what it's worth, your whole thing seemed really stupid and not thought out at all.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">With a final pat GG stands and thumbs over to the tome as The Baron weakly cries.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “... I know.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The party follows GG to the book and with a few shuffles of the pages and reading strange runes, a violet portal opens up back to Earth.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “Ugh, finally!” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy struts towards the portal, her high heels clacking off the marble floor. She turns back to Scoops and GG.</span> <font color="purple"> “Thanks, I’ll make sure Vinnie gives you a bonus.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“I don’t want no damn bonus,” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops grumbles as he cracks his neck out one last time. </span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“What I wanna do is punch Vinnie in the face for havin’ us do his dirty work..” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Yeah, I don’t do this for the money.” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> She looks up to Scoops with a smile.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I do it because I love my work.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops gives a short, cough of a laugh as Roxy eyeballs the pair.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “... Whatever.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy leaves through the portal. Scoops goes to follow but stops himself turning back to the guards.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Y’all remember what I told you people? Go make somethin’ of yourselves instead of gawkin’ at us.” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">And with that he steps to the portal, GG following beside him, and before leaving she smiles and asks.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “You need any help tilling your soil when we get back?” </font></span><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">In a dark and evil tower overlooking a dystopian landscape of winding metal and pillars of vile, black smoke; a young damsel finds herself trapped. The blonde vixen, Roxy Cotton, finds her hourglass figure tied to a chair in a drab throne room; she struggles in her bindings as a large, egg-shaped man lets out a cartoonishly villainous laugh.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “Muhahahaha!!! Vhy do you struggle so, Mizz Cotton?” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> He hisses the words with a sharp tongue, drawing closer to her as he swirls a glass of blood red wine.</span><font color="dodgerblue"> “Do you not see how you are a part of greatness? A part of our… <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GLORIOUS REVOLUTION!”</span></span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">With a final twist of her shoulder Roxy lets out a sigh and looks at him dead in the eyes.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “I was trying to pull the thong out of my ass, actually. I’m used to being tied up like this, it’s kinda comforting, like being back in the womb.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron takes a sip of his wine as he looks down at her.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “I see… Vell, get comfy, you vill be here a long time until my demands are met by your… <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Loverboy!” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy scoffs.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “I doubt Vinnie will play ball with you, he’s too busy fixing the XWF back into the vision he has  for it. Actually, he might still be trying to get that elephant out of the elevator. Anyway, he’s most likely sent someone here to kick your ass and get me home by now. I just hope it isn’t someone terrible.” </font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “HA!” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> The Baron shakes his head.</span> <font color="dodgerblue"> “In this land I control, no man can enter or leave vithout my say so! It is extra-dimensional! Somevhere not to be found on any map! To even enter my realm you vould have to have certain knowledge and power, you would have to be some kind of-”</font><br />
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<font color="white"> “Game Girl!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Our blue-haired heroine snaps her head to the voice calling her. Within the walls of Princess’ Castle, bathed in an aurora of color from the stained glass windows; Game Boy rushes over.</span><br />
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<font color="white"> “Ready to go?” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">She smiles back with a nod adjusting the bag over her shoulder.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Yep! Got my hammer and a few supplies, ready to make the trip to Mt. Final Boss as soon as you all are!” </font></span><br />
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<font color="white"> “Awesome! You excited to kick some butt!?” </font><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Heck yeah!” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GB smiles, giving her a light punch in the shoulder.</span><br />
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<font color="white"> “It’ll be just like old times. Do you mind grabbing my sword from the armory? I’m gonna help Pepe saddle the horses.” </font><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Yeah sure! Here.” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> GG hands GB her satchel as she goes to move on. </span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Can you put that on one of the horses for me?” </font></span><br />
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<font color="white"> “Yes, ma’am!!” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> He cracks a smile as GG chuckles. </span><font color="white"> “I’ll see you outside.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He gives a nod and leaves, GG waves goodbye, hanging her hand in the air as he leaves. Game Girl curls and flexes her fingers as she turns down the hall and heads to the armory. As she opens the heavy wooden door; the room she wants isn’t there. Instead, replaced with a cracked landscape of maroon dirt and a sky of charcoal clouds masking the sunlight. She turns back and the halls of the castle are gone. Beyond the myriad landscape of rolling jagged hills past fog so thick it feels like it's going to smother her, lays a city of pointed metal. As if it was expelled from the ground rather than built. GG’s eyes fall on the city, and her expression drops along with her shoulders as she breathes a defeated sigh.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Where the fuck am I?” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl lets out a scream at the voice beside her as she jumps back clutching her heart. A tall, grizzled old man looks down at her through wrinkled eyes. He clenches his calloused fists, a noise expelling from his hands like he was working with leather.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“The hell are you, girl? You one of them animes the kids love so damn much?” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG, kneeled over, extends her robotic arm and lifts her pointer finger as she catches her breath and halts the heart attack. She straightens herself and her jaw drops before she cracks a gigantic smile.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “OHMYGOSHYOU’RESCOOPSMcGEE!!!!” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">She lets out an excited squeal accompanied by happy feet as Scoops grimaces.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“S’what they call me, and now you care to answer my questions?” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Oh! Right, sorry!” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> GG takes a deep breath and composes herself.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I’m just a huge fan! Sorry! My name is Game Girl!” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“That’s a ridiculous name.” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “You are absolutely right, Mister Scoops McGee, sir! You can call me Paige if you like, that’s what my name was before I became the “Hero of Narfinex.” Dumb title, I know!” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Naw-fin-ex?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops looks around with a squint.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “Is that where we are right now, then?” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I don’t believe so…” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> GG tilts her head to the sky and back down to her surroundings.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “This place feels… Wrong. I got whoosed here like you did.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops lets out a long sigh as he rubs his rough palm along his forehead and down his face. With a sniff up, he places his hands on his hips and chews his gums.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Doctors told me… They told me and I ignored them. One more concussion, Terry, one more wrong move and ya brain will be mushier than pig shit…” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG squints with a quizzical eyebrow.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “A doctor actually said that to you?” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops shakes his head ignoring her.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Never thought it’d actually happen though…” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He claps his hands together and rubs them, GG flinches at the noise; as if two sheets of sandpaper chafed against one another.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “Right then, young lady, since ya some kind of figment of my imagination, you mind tellin’ me how the fuck I get my head on straight so I can go back to tilling my soil?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG gives a kind smile with a shrug. </span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I wish I knew, sir, but I’m as lost as you are right now.” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Just then, as if by cosmic interference, a small note flutters from the sky and lands at their feet. They both look down to it, then to each other, then finally back to the note. GG crouches down and picks it up, reading it out loud.</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img width="500" src="https://i.imgur.com/lo1vhPV.png"></div>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl drops her arms to her side and looks very frustrated.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “You gotta be kidding me.” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Lemme see that!” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG lifts the parchment so Scoops can snatch it, he holds the letter, mouthing the words. Upon finishing he growls, crushing the paper into a ball.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“That rotten son of a bitch! Who the hell does he think he is, huh!?”</span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> He hurls the ball far from him.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “Sendin’ me to this damned place to save HIS wife!? Yella bellied beatnik!” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops kicks the dirt in anger as GG rubs the back of her neck.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Hey! Scoops, I’m annoyed too, but Lane obviously cares about his wife. So much so he somehow used inter-dimensional travel. We’re both good guys, let’s just save Roxy and get back home.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops sighs but reluctantly nods.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Yer right. And the first thing I’m gonna do when I’m home is break Vinnie’s goddamned nose!” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">MEANWHILE…</span></span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron looks exhausted as he sits in his skull-covered throne, which Roxy is chained to by her neck. From his sunken demeanor, it seems likely that Roxy has been talking a LOT.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”HONESTLY, this whole ‘revolution’ thing you keep going on about is serious Tiny Dick Energy. Like, it’s definitely giving incel vibes. Only people who have to pay for pussy try to take over the world.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron grabs a massive scepter off of the wall of his chamber, waving it menacingly in Roxy’s direction.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">”ZILENCE you harpy! Your voice is like daggers!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He waves the scepter around again, wildly, and Roxy giggles.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”See what I mean? Who in the world needs a scepter that big? Overcompensating people, that’s who. That’s the Ford F-450 on oversized tires with a pair of truck nuts on its trailer hitch of scepters. It’s the ‘spooky trifecta of pro wrestlers trying to sound scary after an entire career of being mid’ of scepters. Hey, you know it might look even BIGGER if you shave the hair around your balls. Like my GOD I feel like I’m going to end up seeing that thing in my Twitter DMs as 47 poorly framed unsolicited scepter pics.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron is trembling with anger as he snaps the scepter over his knee and sends the two fractured halves clattering across the stone floor.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">”I DON’T NEED A BIG SCEPTER! My scepter is perfectly adequate! Bezides, everyone knows it is ze motion of ze ocean that matters!”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”Right. Keep telling yourself that, babymeat. I’m sure you’ll get a reply on OkCupid someday.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">With a roar, the Baron unclasps the chain from the arm of his throne and throws it up high, arcing it over a wooden beam in the ceiling above. As the chain snakes downward, he grabs it in both hands and yanks on it until it pulls Roxy Cotton up by her throat - first to her feet, and then off of them.<br />
<br />
Roxy dangles a full meter off of the floor as her face turns a shade of crimson. She sputters and kicks her feet, and starts hissing something in a guttural, choking voice that the Baron can’t quite make out. He moves in closer with a grin, leaning his ear towards Roxy’s mouth.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">”Care to repeat yourzelf, little victim? You might have enough air to apologize for your inzolence!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy, her eyes bugging slightly, purses her lips and finds the strength to raise her volume just enough.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”I said… at least… one of us… is hung… now.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Enraged, the Baron lets go of the chain and Roxy crashes to the floor. He shrieks in rage as Roxy coughs and spits onto the stone floor. And then she laughs.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”Aw… can’t keep it up, either? That’s a shame. Probably a blessing for the girls of Craigslist, at least. See bb, these ‘revolutions’ always come falling down faster than a pair of prom night panties. They can’t support their own weight. Too much ego, not enough substance. You’re just working together to reach common goals… probably already plotting exactly which two vertebrae to jam the knife between once  you’ve got what you want from each other. Revolutions are funny like that… usually just a bunch of angry young boys with shitty tattoos who got nursed for too long when they were toddlers. That’s what I think is going on here, Mister Scepter Swinger. You and your compatriots are just a bunch of full grown titty babies. I hope you have some fresh tighty whities on, bb, you’ll need a flag to wave when my cavalry arrives. As long as, of course, they aren’t a pair of weird nerds… but there’s no way that’s gonna happen.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ELSEWHERE…</span></span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Within a ghost town of tearing metal, the tower stood imposingly before our two brave heroes, casting a shadow of doom and despair along the land. The front door was sealed shut, the sounds of laughter and movement alike could be faintly heard from afar amidst the gusts of wind.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Guess we can’t just go and knock on the front door, huh?” </span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops scowled, tightening his headband as he straightened himself out.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“This is like some goddamn play-pretend set, I’ll tell you what.” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He furrowed his brows together, turning to Game Girl.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“And I’m gonna just assume you got a better plan?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Well…” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl hummed a response, craning her eyes across the tower.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I know a thing or two about sneaking into big, evil bases like this. If we can’t go in through the front…” </span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bingo. Game Girl snapped her fingers together, pointing along the side to an open crevice that served as a window.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “...then we sneak in through the side!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Without even a second wasted, Game Girl quickly rushed along, leaving Scoops behind to try and jog to catch up while grumbling. As he caught up, Game Girl was already busy measuring the distance.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “We should be able to climb inside. Oh, uh… would you mind giving me a boost, sir?” </span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“No need to be so formal, girlie. You just call me Scoops.” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG vibrates with glee as Scoops extends his hands over, cupping them together and letting her get a good footstool. Scoops shot GG up with ease, watching dumbfounded as she skyrocketed with a super jump right to the crevice!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“What in the goddamn… ‘ey, young lady, how are you so goddamn light?! You need to eat a burger or somethin’?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl bit back the laugh on her lips so as to not be heard, instead trying to speak down as quietly as she could.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Don’t worry about it! Just grab on!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">She reached her hand out, waiting…</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops released a haggard breath, trying to stretch himself out slightly.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“The old bones are gonna hate me after this bullshit is over…” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He jumped once- twice- just managed to grab Game Girl’s hand on the third attempt! Game Girl clasped Scoops’ hand tightly, managing to pull through and bring himself up to the crevice as they looked within.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The interior was clearly of a gaudy design, with elaborate paintings hanging along the walls and staring within, joined with hanging, crystalline lights that dangled off the sides of the circular staircase. But things aren’t quite as they’re used to - the floor was a mess, with tools and trinkets strewn about this way and that. A banner hung along the side of the stairwell, reading,</span> “Down with the system!”<br />
<br />
“Quick, join together!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">one of the soldiers down below said to a band of his colleagues.</span> “Have ve heard vord of ze pompous dogs from ze land of Xtreme?”<br />
<br />
“Nay!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">came the quick response.</span><br />
<br />
“If ve see anyone from there not named Lord Vincent, arrest zhem and bring them to ze baron! Ve’ll use zhem to send a message!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“The fuck, are these Communists tryna’ play dress-up?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops guffawed.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“I say we jump down and smash their damn skulls in.” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Hold it, cowboy.” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG reached out, trying to stop Scoops in his tracks.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Remember how I said I know a thing or two about coming into these big evil lairs? Well, I’d be willing to bet that they’re holding Roxy up at the top…” </span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl pointed aaaaaaaaaall the way to the tippy-top of the tower for reference as Scoops craned his head to look up that far. </span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “If we jump down now, they’ll probably hear and do something to Roxy before we can get up there. I say we sneak around this ledge here to try and get to the stairwell before it’s too late.” </span></font><br />
<br />
Scoops scrunched his nose, looking at the slim wooden ledge being afforded to them. <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“I can barely even follow a goddamn lick of words that you’re sayin’. Does this shit happen in that anime land Naw-fin-ex often?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The two quickly shuffled onto the ledge, trying to circle around. GG lets out a sigh.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Not as often, anymore…” </span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops turns his head with a cocked eyebrow and is about to speak but his foot slips from the ledge and he falls, GG throws her body forward and extends her robotic arm which Scoops grabs and halts his grunt as he dangles above the recruits below.</span><br />
<br />
“Did you hear zomething?” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of the guards asks as he looks around the room.<br />
<br />
Another unsheathes his baton.</span> “Prepare, brothers, ve may have company!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl struggles to hold Scoops weight on the thin ledge, she reluctantly lets her hand go from the wall and grabs Scoops’ arm and begins to pull him back up to the ledge as McGee kicks his feet up against the wall until he’s back on the ledge with GG. Both of them breathe a sigh of relief and Scoops claps Game Girl on the back in appreciation.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">CRACK!</span><br />
<br />
The wood beneath the two breaks from under them and our heroes fall several feet crashing onto a table below, breaking it in half as the guards below ready themselves. GG and Scoops lift their heads up with a groan of pain. Scoops growls as bones crack while he sits up; Game Girl gulps as the batons the guards wield become electrified with a sizzle.</span><br />
<br />
A masked guard on the stairs peers over the rails as the pair fall and sprints upwards. He pants tirelessly as he reaches the top and rushes the large wooden doors manned by two well-armed knights, pushing his shoulder into the doors he barges through into the throne room. The Baron and Roxy turn to him as he forces the words out through hurried breaths.<br />
<br />
“My lord!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">he wheezes.</span> “Intruders!!!”<br />
<br />
<font color="purple"> “HA!” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> Roxy guffaws.</span><font color="purple"> “Told you, bitch-tits! Vinnie’s got a goddamn army with him! Bet it’s Tommy Gunn and his elite security team! You’re so fucked!” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron lets out a deep, bestial growl as he squints looking down at Roxy before turning his fierce gaze at the guard dripping in sweat. </span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue"> “How many are there?” </font><br />
<br />
“Two, my lord!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guard stands to attention as Roxy’s smile drops.</span> “A strange-looking small girl and an old man, possibly a farmer.”<br />
<br />
<font color="purple"> “OH, YOU ARE SHITTING ME!?!!?” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A smirk creeps onto The Baron’s face as he laughs at Cotton’s despair.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue"> “Not who you vere expecting, Mizz Cotton?”</font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> With more confidence, The Baron places his hands behind his back with a tall stature and turns back to the guard.</span><font color="dodgerblue"> “Alert my comrades that we have unvanted guests. Dispatch them without mercy.” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guard shoves his fist over his heart and bows.</span> “At once, my lord!”<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> He takes his leave with haste as the knights closes the doors to the throne room and take guard once more.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue"> “So, Mizz Cotton, do vou still feel superior? Do vou still wish to taunt me?” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy thinks for a moment, her eyes avoiding The Baron’s gaze before she smiles and turns back to him.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple"> “You really are stupid aren’t you?” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron tilts his head up with a curious eyebrow.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="purple"> “It’s a distraction! You honestly think someone would send two nobodies to save the only woman in his life that matters? Your brain must be smaller than your shrimp-dick if you actually think that! No wonder this revolution of yours is so idiotic coming from the empty space between your fucking ears, you dumb cunt!” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron’s eyes blink rapidly as he turns away and he mutters to himself.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue"> “Who vould marry such a cruel woman?” </font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Vinnie Lane!” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops bellows with disgust as he places his hands in the air to the guards.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“That no good, rotten son of a bitch sent us.” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
“And how did you get here?” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of the guards questions as he raises his baton to Scoops’ chin.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “We jumped!” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> Game Girl says with a smile before it quickly fades with her chuckle.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Then we fell.” </font></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“What she said,” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops grumbled with a small shrug. A particularly loud crack made itself heard as he tried to stand, and he quickly had to hold his side through gritted teeth.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Gah- my fuckin’ hip!” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guards stared at the two in disgust, aiming their weapons forward once more. The baton was pressed right into Scoops’ skin, while Game Girl watched as a sword was brought right to her neck.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Hey, uh… we don’t have to do this like this, you know?” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl offered, a small, nervous smile creeping up along her face.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “You know, uh… we… we’re <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">negotiators,</span> see?” </span></font><br />
<br />
“Vat?!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the guard holding the sword said, blinking while dumbfounded.</span> “Negotiator, you zay?”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">There were small rumblings of disbelief from the crowd of soldiers, while Scoops looked at Game Girl as if she had three heads. After a small moment, he grumbled under his breath, shifting himself within the rubble and nodding along.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Uh, yeah… that’s right…” </span></span></span>  <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops managed to mumble out, before taking a deep breath.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“We were sent to, uh… learn about your revolution, and… go talk to you fellers to see if, y’know… we could have peace at all?” </span></span></span><br />
<br />
“They vant peace?” “They vant peace!” “But vhy?” “B-Break… the zyztem…!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guards’ mutterings come a mile a minute, and Scoops could practically feel his head starting to spin keeping up with them all. Finally, Game Girl clears her throat and tries her best to come to the rescue.</span><br />
<br />
<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “That’s RIGHT!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl exclaimed as she cleared her throat.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “So, before we go talk with your boss, why don’t you tell us what it is you’ve been doing here?” </span></font><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guards look at one another, a moment of hesitation as their hands shake ever so slightly, one by one they lower their weapons.</span><br />
<br />
“Vell…” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of them perks up.</span> “Ve lived under the tyrannical rule of ze former monarch and her family. Ve were forced to vork tirelessly! Hard hours, like slaves!”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guards nod, the two with weapons near our heroes take a small step back allowing them to take a breath of relief. Game Girl sits down cross-legged as Scoops kneels, his hand firmly planted on his hip. He spits on the ground.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Damn royalty, amiright? What they make you do?” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The guard speaking sighs heavily.</span> “Ve needed to get jobs to earn a living; working grueling hours such as nine-to-five. Klaus here even worked evenings and weekends.”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He throws his hand to his nodding comrade.</span> “I vas a manager at a pizza parlour. Truly harrowing.”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops and GG squint at the men before giving each other a glancing side-eye.</span><br />
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“Vhen ZE BARON! Overthrew those tyrants and told us to be our own, free men!” <br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">In unison the guards throw out a salute.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">“Glory to ZE BARON!”</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “K…” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> Game Girl thinks for a moment.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “So, you guys didn’t want to work normal jobs so you helped take over. Was this because of the state of the city? All this jutting metal and spookiness?” </font></span><br />
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“Nay!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Replies one of the guards.</span> “This was what Ze Baron made us do, to show his power and strength through our great city!”<br />
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“Zat is not vhy ve created zis tower, you imbecile!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Says another with a dismissive hand. </span>“We did this to show our revolution’s determination on creating a better future!”<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“The fuck kinda sense does that make?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops mutters under his breath towards GG who stifles a giggle. He speaks up to the group</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “So, y’all went from living normal lives to gettin’ swept up in this ‘revolution’ and workin’ grueling hours to create a tower and city… And ya don’t even know why you made it?” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops stumps the guards briefly before one throws up a palm.</span> “Ve know exactly vhy we did this, old man. It vas to stick it to the machine!”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The other guards look at the other, his fist raised in the air in some kind of triumph.</span><br />
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“Vhat machine, Klaus? Are you stupid?”<br />
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“Do not call me stupid, Alexei! YOU are the stupid one! Determination on creating a better future!? BAH! Ridiculous talk!”<br />
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“Comrades! Let us not bicker in front of ze negotiators, you are making us look bad.” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The third steps between the others with raised palms before turning to Scoops and GG.</span> “You simply don’t know of our plight-”<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“WE don’t know of your plight!?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops bellows in disbelief.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “YOU don’t know of your plight, you buncha jackasses!” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl breaks out in a snicker, her cheeks full of air as she hides her face and cracks up. McGee, slack-jawed, looks at all three guards.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“We got the exact same shit happening over at our job! Buncha idjits forming “Revolutions” over literally nothing! Mad that they gotta work, mad that some other guys are doin’ better than them! I’ll tell you what, I didn’t work my ass off for years to listen to some whiney fools cry about how bad they got it when they’re in the best position they’ve been in in years. I’ve left pools of blood in school gymnasiums, I’ve torn my flesh in front of an audience of a dozen, you can still smell my hair burning as I went through flaming tables in half the states of my country!”<br />
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“And these crybabies started a cause because Mommy and Daddy showed ‘em too much love and told ‘em they’re special. When the sad truth is they’re just sacks of meat to be kicked around like the rest of us.”</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops stops his tirade before looking at Game Girl briefly.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“No offense, little lady.” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “None taken, I’m just happy to be included :)” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops looks back at the three in front of him.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Y’all’re stupid. You had a fine thing going for yourselves and because you’re workshy ya fucked it up! Just like the idiots back home. We ain’t special! We work, we retire and we die. That’s life an’ if you don’t like it you can fuck off, stop making it more difficult for the rest of us.” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The returning fourth guard, nervous, apprehensive and sweating steps down the staircase hearing Scoops’ verbal rampage echo through the empty halls, dared to speak up while stammering.</span> “A-Ah… but M-Mizter Negotiator… how could you retire vhen you are of the… old age?”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of the guards whisper-shouted</span> “Boris!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">at the nervous man, but another one seized the opportunity given to him.</span><br />
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“He’s right!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the guard proclaimed, smashing a fist into an open palm.</span> “How can you claim that ze zyztem is of use to us all when you work yourself to ze bone?!”<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“‘Cause I like what the Hell I do, even if I break my bones and my body out there! Otherwise, I wouldn’t be out there doin’ it!” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops shouted back before nodding.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Maybe if you guys had some passion and some good tender, love ‘n’ care in your lives, maybe you wouldn’t feel like you’d have to waste away in this stupid heckhole,” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl smirked as she chimed right back in.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Besides, how much are they actually paying you to go along with this stupid… well, I can’t really even call this a plan, but like…” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl’s voice trailed off as she noticed the guards staring blankly ahead at them, trying to comprehend what she just said.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Did I… say something wrong…?” </span></font><br />
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“Paid?” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the guard in front whispered.</span> “You mean to tell me… you people get paid from this?”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl’s face fell as she looked back at Scoops, disbelief in her eyes as she silently tried to make sure she actually just heard that right. Scoops met her eye, before grumbling back.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“I’m takin’ it… that’s a no, huh? Everyone from ‘round our parts always gets their pay from a hard day’s work.” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">He then added underneath his breath,</span> <span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Even if sometimes their boss is a goddamn jackass…” </span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG lets out a snort of laughter as the cogs in the guards' heads churn.</span><br />
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“Zat can’t be right!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">another guard protested.</span> “Ze Baron… ze Baron would not lie to us! Right?!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl and Scoops simultaneously shrugged, watching the scene unfold as the guards began to question themselves.</span><br />
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“I had to give up my home to travel out here!” “My parents think I’ve gone off for a better job…” “I have nothing left!”<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl exhaled slightly, before speaking up once again.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Listen, uh… we can’t really tell you what to do and all when it comes to this stuff, but like… maybe you should try and find someone who respects you for what you do?” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Her face lit up as she came forward.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Hey! Maybe you could-” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Loud, tumbling metallic footsteps down the spiral stairway captured the attention of all on the ground floor. As they craned their heads over to see the source, two imposing men in suits of armor stood tall, casting shadows over the rest of the soldiers. A small bark from a chihuahua at their feet soon joined them, practically commanding the soldiers. The soldiers realized themselves, and quickly saluted.</span> <br />
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“G-General Chasm! Major Bob Whisky! And… uhm… my goodness, Bark Flynn!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the nervous guard addressed.</span> “How… how may ve-”<br />
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<font color="pink"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> “Ruff!” </span></font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> The dog yapped in a “fierce” and “commanding” manner.</span><br />
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<font color="red"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Zat’s <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Field Marshall</span> Bark Flynn to you,” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the more rotund of the two snapped, before reaching down to pet the chihuahua.</span> <br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Awww he’s so cute! And Field Marshall!”</font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> GG’s voice changes to a widdle baby as she addresses Bark Flynn.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> That’s a very high rank for such a good boy! Yes it is! Yes it i-” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bark snaps its jaws at Game Girl and lets out a low, beastly snarl. GG straightens her posture with an <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Oh :(“ </font></span> retracting her hand.</span><br />
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<font color="white"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Ze Baron wants to zee these two,” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the taller man confirmed.</span> <font color="white"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Ve vill take zem from here.” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“So what’s this?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops bellowed from the wreckage of the table he and Game Girl were still within.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Ole’ Dumb and Dumber decided they wanna come down? And they’re takin’ little Jackass to come be a little ankle-biter? Your dumbass overlord wants us, he can come take us ourselves!” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The armored men scoffed, before drawing their swords and marching over to our two heroes! The rotund Bob Whisky reaches for Scoops, only for Scoops to pull out a broken table leg and clobbers Bob right over the skull with that! He drops to his knees immediately! The taller Chasm takes notice and tries to rush in, but then it’s Game Girl who rushes in-</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color">⇩+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">POWER-UP PUNCH!</span> Game Girl clobbers Chasm right in the chest as he gets knocked back into the crowd of soldiers! Both he and Bob Whisky try to get their bearings back, but it’s the soldiers who join in on the beating, driving the butts of their weapons to clobber the two officers!</span><br />
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<font color="red"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Vat are you people DOING?!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bob Whisky roared.</span> <font color="red"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Zink of ze revolution!” </span></font><br />
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<font color="white"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Ztrength in numberz!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Chasm complained as he brought his arms up to defend himself.</span> <font color="white"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Ve are so close, brothers!” </span></font><br />
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“We’re sticking it to the man!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the soldiers cried back in unison.</span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bark Flynn rushed down from the stairs, tongue dangling and trying to bite at both Scoops and Game Girl to bring some order back, but Boris the nervous recruit snatches Bark into his arms and forcibly closes his mouth! Bark tries pushing and prying his way out, but it’s no use!<br />
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The soldiers toss Bob and Chasm back to Scoops and Game Girl, who see their opening! Scoops manages to push himself on his feet and cracks his back out, while Game Girl begins to wag her finger in front of the two!</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color">⇦ ⇩ ⇦ ⇩ ⇦ ⇩ ⇦ ⇩ A+B</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl used Metronome and pulled Scoops’ thoughts into her own brain! Scoops takes Bob and Game Girl takes Chasm, the two looking at each other and lifting into a Scoop Slam Piledriver! DOUBLE BIG SCOOP TO BOB AND CHASM ON THE WRECKAGE OF THE TABLE!<br />
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As the chaos of the moment fades and the soldiers look at Scoops and Game Girl nervously, Scoops triumphantly raises his hand into the air as he shouts.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Alright, boys!” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops’ bellowing voice echoed across the keep.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“If y’all wanna make somethin’ of your lives before it’s too late, then you better follow me and the little lady here!” </span></span></span><br />
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“HURRAH!” <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the soldiers shouted, and with Scoops and Game Girl leading the pack, everyone rushed up the stairs as they went to go save the fair ‘maiden’ in distress at the top of the tower! Floor after floor the group climbed, the wind breezing through their hair as they ran! Their shouts reached the tippy top, heralding their arrival as Game Girl broke through the door!</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Alright, Baron!” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl shouted as she pointed forward.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “IT’S-” </span></font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">What everyone found was a ridiculous sight. The portly Baron, once regal and proud in his devilishness, was reduced to a crying mess on all fours as he pounded against the floor in protest.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">he wailed in horror.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “...stop?” </span></font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Game Girl blinked, staring as she drank in the scene.</span> <font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “What even happened here?”</span></font><br />
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<font color="purple"> “I happened, actually,” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">chimed a familiar voice from across the room. Still tied to her chair, Roxy shook her luxurious golden hair out of her eyes before nodding to the two heroes.</span> <font color="purple"> “Poor boy here just didn’t know how to handle a real woman. All it took was a few minutes of me telling it how it really was to him, before… well…” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy gestured with her head back, letting the Baron do the talking for her.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “I AM SORRY! VERY SORRY!” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the Baron continued to blubber out as he raised himself onto his knees and brought his fists to his hair.</span> <font color="dodgerblue"> “I vill end it all! Ze Revolution, ze captures! I can’t handle it - HER - anymore! Please, t-take her and GO!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron breaks down into a sob as he curls into the fetal position, GG frowns looking up at Scoops with a shrug and stepping over to The Baron.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Don’t need to tell me twice,” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops grumbled under his breath, shaking his head and quickly scooting over towards Roxy’s chair to free her from her rope prison. Roxy rubs her wrists with a sigh and looks to Scoops.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “Thanks, handsome.” </font><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> Her attention snaps to the guards behind Scoops. </span><font color="purple"> “You degenerates got any smokes? Always need one after a dommy-mommy session.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">One of them stammers and is pushed forward by another as they produce a pack of cigarettes out and offer one to Roxy who takes it, sticking it between her pillowy lips and awaits a light. McGee rubs his eyes with a long, tired groan and looks around the throne room before glancing at GG.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Video Game Girl!?” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">GG snaps her head to Scoops as she kneels beside The Baron rubbing his shoulder as a small comfort.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“You know how to get us out of here?” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Erm… Maybe? Just give me a moment.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops gives a nod as Roxy clicks her tongue rolling her hand with the cigarette sending smoke spiralling into the air.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “Sure! I can wait longer, not like I’ve been stuck here for hours!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Let the girl work,” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops says as he takes a seat on the throne and rubs his leg muscles.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"> “Ain’t like yer’ gonna be waitin’ long.” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Mr. Baron.” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> She whispers as The Baron sniffles looking up at her.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Do you have a portal or something to get us home?” </font></span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “Y-yes, over there-” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron points to a large, leather tome resting on a pedestal. </span><font color="dodgerblue"> “I vas going to use it to spread my message! Our glorious revolution! I had zo many planz!” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Baron breaks down once more as GG shushes him while patting his head.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “There, there. You’ll be okay and for what it's worth, your whole thing seemed really stupid and not thought out at all.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">With a final pat GG stands and thumbs over to the tome as The Baron weakly cries.</span><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue"> “... I know.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The party follows GG to the book and with a few shuffles of the pages and reading strange runes, a violet portal opens up back to Earth.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “Ugh, finally!” </font> <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy struts towards the portal, her high heels clacking off the marble floor. She turns back to Scoops and GG.</span> <font color="purple"> “Thanks, I’ll make sure Vinnie gives you a bonus.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“I don’t want no damn bonus,” </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops grumbles as he cracks his neck out one last time. </span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“What I wanna do is punch Vinnie in the face for havin’ us do his dirty work..” </span></span></span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “Yeah, I don’t do this for the money.” </font></span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> She looks up to Scoops with a smile.</span><font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “I do it because I love my work.” </font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Scoops gives a short, cough of a laugh as Roxy eyeballs the pair.</span><br />
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<font color="purple"> “... Whatever.” </font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Roxy leaves through the portal. Scoops goes to follow but stops himself turning back to the guards.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffa339;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font">“Y’all remember what I told you people? Go make somethin’ of yourselves instead of gawkin’ at us.” </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">And with that he steps to the portal, GG following beside him, and before leaving she smiles and asks.</span><br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> “You need any help tilling your soil when we get back?” </font></span><br />
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 18:26:48 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3090">Marisol Vilaro</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nem3sis]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 18:13:27 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2919">Cypher</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 16:29:57 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2815">Sebastian Everett-Bryce</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Into the Light: Liberation]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 16:03:40 -0800</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2054">Madison Dyson</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="gold" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">PROLOGUE</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Let’s start with a story. One woven into the fabric of the XWF.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">In a not so distant future, there was a valiant warrior named Lux. Lux did not want to be a warrior, but the role was thrust upon her. For this was a broken future. Lorded over by the corrupt and the damned. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux fought the enemies of man in this broken future with the aid of advanced technology that allowed her consciousness to live in any number of host bodies, effectively allowing her to carry out her missions in stealth. For the enemy could not know which face Lux wore at any given time. And in this manner, Lux and her cohorts struck at the enemy time and time again. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But the momentum would only last so long. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">This enemy was a powerful enemy, in league with demons and devils. And over time the tide of the war shifted against Lux and her compatriots. Until one day Lux’s own body was destroyed, and in an act of desperate survival her consciousness leapt into the cryogenically frozen body of a troubled boy named Corey Smith. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But Corey was not like any of the other bodies Lux inhabited, as Corey was alive, and had a will and consciousness all his own, held in stasis for a number of years. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">In the body of Corey Smith, Lux escaped her enemies into our present. Her goal? To destroy the enemies of man before they could amass the power that would make them nigh unstoppable in her future. And one of those enemies of man?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A woman named Madison Dyson.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux was determined to right mankind’s future. But in the present, she had to make peace with the boy whose body she shared. Corey resisted Lux at first, seeing her as nought but an interloper. But over time, an intense bond was formed. One that could only be realized by two souls inhabiting one form. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But Lux’s enemies were dogged. Especially Madison Dyson. And as Lux competed in the XWF, using her world travels as a cover to commit a number of covert assassinations, Madison operated in the shadows, formulating a plan to destroy Lux and replace her with a malicious artificial intelligence of her own, code named The Engineer. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Unfortunately for Lux, Madison succeeded. Tricking Corey into ingesting the nanites that composed The Engineer, Lux was soon assailed from within by this corrupt entity. And before long, it won out. And Lux was murdered by Madison. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">This left Corey alone, consumed by the malicious Engineer, who would lock Corey’s consciousness away in his own body. Seemingly forever. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">That is, until fate intervened. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Engineer, then the XWF Universal Champion, was attacked, electrocuted and poisoned by XWF legend, Sean “Fuzz” Warstein. And Warstein’s attack destabilized The Engineer to the point that Corey was able to wrest back control of his own body. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Corey was finally free. But alone. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Forced for the first time to carve out an identity for himself, Corey would continue Lux’s legacy by competing in the XWF. And in time, he would form lasting friendships. One of those friendships was with young XWF superstar Dolly Waters. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Corey was also able to take revenge on Madison Dyson, formulating a plan to get Madison’s own servant, Mercy, to shoot her dead.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">However, evil like Madison Dyson tends to not stay dead forever. Indeed, using her own foul technology Madison returned to life, and to the XWF. By this point, Corey himself had departed the XWF, leaving Madison free to enact her own vile plans. One of those plans was revealed to be that Madison had created a backup of Lux’s consciousness and uploaded it into her own brain. But this backup was bereft of its memory, a shattered reflection of the original Lux. And Madison’s plot, perverse as it was, was to manipulate her greatest enemy into teaching her her assassin’s art. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But Lux’s memory would not stay dormant forever. And before long, she would come to remember Corey and perhaps more importantly, she remembered her hatred for Madison. But Lux was already trapped in Madison’s mind, a prisoner tethered to Madison’s evil machinations. Still, Lux revolted and fought Madison’s will. Until Madison revealed her trump card: that she had found and captured Corey Smith to force Lux to bend the knee. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">At the same time, Madison formed an alliance with the odious Misty Waters, who was using Dolly Waters’ body to further her own designs much the same way The Engineer once used Dolly’s friend Corey Smith. Misty was also in control of a project started by Dolly called the SEERS machine, a device of unimaginable power and near limitless capability. But like Corey, Dolly would eventually cast off Misty and come back into her own. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Which brings us to today. Fate has brought Madison and Dolly Waters together as a tag team. But with Madison embittered by the destruction of her ally Misty, and with Dolly’s good friend Corey in Madison’s clutches, it remains to be seen whether the two will be able to coexist….  </span><br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="gold" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">TODAY</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“You fuckin’ bitch!”</span></i><br />
<br />
The shot across Madison’s face was like a thunderclap, a coalescence of shock and rage at the sight seen before Dolly Waters. Madison went down on her ass like a sack of bricks, and her heavies had firearms pointed at Dolly with a practiced quickness. <br />
<br />
<font color="gold">“No! Stop!”</font> Corey, despite his bedraggled state, was the first to react. But perhaps it was unnecessary, because Dolly was paying the half dozen guns trained on her no mind. <br />
<br />
No, instead her attention, her fury, was lavished on the woman laying before her. Dolly stabbed a finger at her prostrate tag partner, hovering over her menacingly like a bird of prey. <br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“What the fuck have you been letting your goons do to him? Huh?!”</span></i> Dolly redirected her pointer finger at Corey. Poor soul that he was. Corey’s left eye was sealed shut and ensconced in angry bruised tissue. His right cheek was similarly battered. And the way he was leaning on Madison’s heavy for support, he clearly couldn’t bear his own weight. <br />
<br />
<font color="purple">“OW! GOD DAMN IT!”</font> Madison whined, bringing her thumb up to her mouth to catch the rivulets of blood pouring out the side. <font color="purple">“I think you cracked a tooth!” </font><br />
<br />
Dolly took a threatening step towards Madison, which triggered the sound of a number of safeties being pushed into the “off” position. One of the grunts spoke up. <br />
<br />
<font color="green">“Let’s be smart about this, Dolly.”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Fuck you!”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="gold">“Dolly…”</font> Corey began, the strain on his features betraying the fact that even speech was its own agony. <font color="gold">“Please just calm down. I don’t want you to get hurt.”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Corey…” </span></i>Dolly sighed out his name and looked at him now. <br />
<br />
Corey Smith<br />
<br />
A man who meant so much to so many, but especially Dolly. His accolades in the XWF were well known, sure. But he was much more than those combined efforts. He was a humanitarian who opened up his home to the penniless and destitute and formed a fully functioning commune. He was a young man who understood “the struggle”, having a past riddled with drug abuse and hardship. But more than any of that he was just a damn good friend. And he didn’t deserve any of this shit. No matter how much Lux meant to Madison. <br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Maddy, I'm going to tell you this once and once only. Release Corey NOW.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Madison crawled up to a standing position with as much dignity as could be allowed, still touching her mouth gingerly.<font color="purple"> “Goddamn it I already told you! Corey is my trump card! Corey keeps Lux in check! And if you care a whit about those tag team championships then know that if I can’t keep Lux in check I will be USELESS in that match!”</font><br />
<br />
Dolly shook her head. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Corey is more important to me than any championship.” </span></i>She stopped then, musing. <br />
<br />
<font color="gold">“What’s on your mind, Dolly?”</font> Corey spoke up, seeing her suddenly go silent. <br />
<br />
Dolly glanced between Madison and Corey, her mind racing. Her focus shifted. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”You know, Maddy, you and and I have something that the tag team champions could never dream of having.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Madison arched a brow, still wiping at her bloody lip. <font color="purple">”What, a fistfight in a hostage situation?”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”No.”</span></i> she snapped, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Real. Goddamn. Honesty. Those two strut around like they’ve got it all figured out, like they’re the ultimate tag team, some well-oiled machine. But you know what they really are? A couple of narcissists playing dress-up besties. Scratch the surface and what you’ll find is Lucy pulling the strings while Aurora smiles and nods like a good little sidekick.”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">"You’ve got a point.”</font> Madison snorts <font color="purple">”Lucy Wylde spends more time reminding everyone she’s important than actually proving it. And Aurora is a soap opera audition incarnate.”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Exactly. We can win those championships at Snow Holds Barred. Yeah, maybe we’re messy. We fight. But at least we’re not pretending. That’s the difference, Maddy. We’re chaos, and chaos doesn’t need a script.”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”Mmm…”</font> Madison murmured, considering Dolly’s words, but quickly she pivots <font color="purple">”What’s your plan then, Little Miss Anarchist?”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Maddy, let me talk to Lux.”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">“What? Why?”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“I think we can make a deal.”[dolly]<br />
<br />
<font color="purple">“What-what kind of deal? I want to know what kind of deal!”</font><br />
<br />
[dolly]“Just shut up and get Lux!” </span></i>Dolly ordered. <br />
<br />
It was Madison’s turn to grow silent. And then, her eyes fluttered into the back of her head. She stumbled back a bit, but caught herself before she could hit the ground. And when she came to, her entire cadence was different. This was a whole new person. <br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Lux.”</span></i> It was a statement, not a question. <br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">“I’m here.”</font> The voice was Madison’s, but again so different in tone and timbre. <br />
<br />
Dolly considered Lux/Madison’s mien for a moment, marveling how so many subtleties could in effect give birth to a completely different identity.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “We need to hash out a deal.”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">“I’m not hashing out a deal with this monster.”</font> Lux replied, tapping Madison’s chest. <br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“I think you’ll want to take this deal.”</span></i> Dolly paused a beat before continuing, ascertaining if she had Lux’s attention.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “The SEERS device is capable of many things. But one of the things it’s able to do is three dimensionally print biological material. In fact, it’s how Madison got her old body back. Lux.”</span></i> Dolly paused again.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “We can get you your original body back.” </span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="gold">“Yes!”</font> Corey couldn’t contain his excitement, and cheered out from the sidelines. <br />
<br />
But Lux looked pensive.<font color="dodgerblue"> “And what about Corey?”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Released.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Lux worked her jaw in consternation, almost as though she was afraid to ask her follow up question.<font color="dodgerblue"> “And all of this in exchange for what?”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“You train Madison. And me.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Lux scoffed and looked away from Dolly.<font color="dodgerblue"> “You’re out of your mind. Train you? Sure. Train Madison…?”</font> She shook her head.<font color="dodgerblue"> “You cannot possibly understand what you’re asking me to do. You have no idea what Madison is responsible for in my future.”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“But you were going to do it when Madison had Corey captive, weren’t you?”</span></i> Dolly probed.<br />
<br />
Lux bristled.<font color="dodgerblue"> “I…yes. I was going to. For Corey. But if Corey is free…? You can’t ask me to do that.” </font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“But Madison will never agree to free Corey if you don’t agree to train her. You’ve gotta give her something.”</span></i> Dolly tries on a half smile.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “I mean, I can keep punching this bitch in the face, but I don’t think even that will get her to do the right thing.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Lux looked to Corey. Corey returned her gaze and spoke.<font color="gold"> “You don’t have to do this. I’ll figure something else out. I always do.”</font><br />
<br />
But Lux pursed her lips, suddenly appearing resolute.<font color="dodgerblue"> “I can’t leave you behind Corey.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="gold">“But you can’t continue training Madison either. You said it yourself…what she’s responsible for. Now and in the future.”</font><br />
<br />
Lux sighed. <font color="dodgerblue">“Perhaps. Or perhaps not.”</font> She looked to Dolly and Corey together now. <font color="dodgerblue">“The future is not immutable. Maybe if I can influence Madison I can change things.”</font><br />
<br />
Corey looked skeptical.<font color="gold"> “Like turn her….good?”</font><br />
<br />
Dolly cut in. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Maybe not that far. But this could be like some butterfly effect shit, you know? Your influence on Madison can help shape a better future. Plus, look at it this way. You’ll get to keep an eye on Madison too. Keep your enemies close and all that jazz, eh?”</span></i><br />
<br />
Lux nodded. <font color="dodgerblue">“I’m willing to consider this. For Corey.”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="gold">“Lux, are you sure?”</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">“As sure as I can be, I suppose.”</font><br />
<br />
Dolly clapped her hands together.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “Hot damn, I am GOOD at this. Okay, now Lux can you hand the reins back to Madison?”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">“Begrudgingly.”</font> Lux said, but nonetheless a brief moment later it was clear Madison was back in control. <br />
<br />
<font color="purple">“Dolly, I never told you you could speak for me damn it!”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">But it’s a good deal, isn’t it Maddy?”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">“I’m giving up a lot!”</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“But you’re getting what you wanted since the beginning. Lux’s mentorship. Her fighting arts. And with that we can play the tag team division in the XWF like a fiddle.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Madison huffed but said nothing more. Dolly smirked, the wheels in her mind already spinning. <br />
<br />
Aurora and Lucy wouldn’t know what hit em<br />
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The sterile hum of the SEERS machine fills the air, Tamil the lone engineer of this unfathomable creation is seen tinkering with its mechanics. Dolly, Madison and Corey stand before the towering machine. The room is cold, but the weight of the moment burns through the chill.<br />
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Corey Smith is sitting on a stool nearby, wincing as he adjusts his position. Despite his injuries, his focus is sharp. <font color="gold">”This is really happening, huh?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”It’s happening.”</span></i>Dolly’s voice is filled with quiet determination. She turns to Madison, who looked as uncertain as ever. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”You good with this, Maddy?”</span></i><br />
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Madison glances at the SEERS device, then at Dolly. <font color="purple">”Do I have a choice?”</font><br />
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Dolly smiles gently <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”There’s always a choice. But if you ask me, this is the right one.”</span></i><br />
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Madison sighs, her gaze dropping. <font color="purple">”You’re a pain in my ass, Waters.”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”I know.”</span></i> her tone is teasing, but kind. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Now let Lux take over. She’s got a date with destiny.”</span></i><br />
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Madison hesitates, but then nods. Her body tenses, and for a moment, it’s like watching a storm roll in. But then her features soften, and Lux takes control once more. <br />
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Madison’s body trembles as another shudder coursed through her. She clutches at her head, her breathing shallow. Dolly steps back, watching the shift as Lux’s presence reemerges. The transition is smoother this time… less of a jarring takeover, more like a practiced hand in taking control.<br />
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When Madison opens her eyes again, the fire in her gaze isn’t her own. It was Lux’s.<br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">”I’m here.”</font> Lux says, stepping forward. Her tone is sharp, but measured.<br />
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Dolly glances at Corey who watches silently from the corner. His face is a mask of quiet pain watching someone he cares for so deeply jostling for consciousness in the body of a monster like Madison Dyson. But yet his eyes carry hope as they shift between a reliable comrade in Dolly and the Lux possessed Madison Dyson.<br />
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Dolly turns back to Lux, her own expression softening<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”I meant what I said before. We can help you. But we’ve got to do this together”.</span></i><br />
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Lux folds Madison’s arms across her chest, skeptical still <font color="dodgerblue">”Together. That’s an interesting choice of words considering you just busted your “partner” in the mouth.”</font><br />
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Dolly smirks faintly, but holds her ground <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Sometimes the only way to get through to people like Madison is to knock some sense into them. But you? You’re different. You’re smart enough to know this is your chance.”</span></i><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">”My chance for what?”</font> she asks, tilting her head.,<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”To start ove,”r</span></i> Dolly replies, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”To stop being just a voice in the back of someone else’s mind. To take control of your own story.”</span></i><br />
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Lux’s gaze softens, just barely. <font color="dodgerblue">”And you’re just offering this out of the goodness of your heart?”</font><br />
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Dolly’s head nods earnestly, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Yes. I know what it’s like to feel powerless. To watch someone else dictate your life. You’ve been stuck in Madison’s shadow, just like I’ve been fighting to get out Misty’s. But this ain’t about revenge or power plays. This is about making things right.”</span></i><br />
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Dolly steps forward, her town softening further, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Lux, we’ve got this SEERS machine.”</span></i> she gestures toward the unbelievable device looming over them <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">We can give you back your body. But we need you to trust us. And we need you to help us.”</span></i><br />
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Lux looks to Corey, whose battered face shows nothing but quiet resolve. Then back to Dolly whose sincerity is shone through every word. <font color="dodgerblue">”You want me to trust you?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”I do.”</span></i> she says, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Not for me. Not for Madison either. But for Corey…. For yourself.”</span></i><br />
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Lux exhales deeply, the tension in her shoulders relaxing ever so slightly. <font color="dodgerblue">”Alright. I’ll do it. But don’t think for a second I’m doing this for Madison. This for Corey. And maybe, just maybe, for me”.</font><br />
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Dolly nods. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”That’s all I needed.”</span></i><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">”Fine.”</font> She folds Madison’s arms again. <font color="dodgerblue">”Let’s do this before I change my mind.”</font><br />
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Dolly moves closer to the machine and nudges Tamil, which prompts him to begin inputting commands on the SEERS console. The machine whirrs to life, its mechanisms shifting and grinding with purpose. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Alright, Lux. This might feel… weird.”</span></i><br />
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Lux smirks as she steps forward holding her hands out <font color="dodgerblue">”Weird doesn’t begin to cover my life.”</font><br />
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A low hum emits from the machine, as beams of light begin to scan Madison’s body. Data flowing across the console’s screen, Tamil’s fingers moving swiftly over the machine as Dolly studies his every input. Corey watches on with a mix of awe and trepidation.<br />
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As the process begins, Lux’s voice falters, <font color="dodgerblue">”Dolly… if this works…”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”It will.”</span></i> Dolly says firmly. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”I promise.”</span></i><br />
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The light around the machine grows brighter, casting long shadows across the room. Lux’s presence within Madison seems to waver, her voice becoming fainter as the SEERS machine works to separate her essence.<br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">”Thank you.”</font> Lux’s voice echoes, just barely audible.<br />
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Dolly breaks her gaze from Tamil’s inputs for a moment, the machine raging and pulsing with light. Her expression softens as she, and Corey, both look at Lux through someone else’s eyes one last time <br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Yer’ welcome.”</span></i><br />
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The camera opens on a starkly different scene. Dolly and Madison sit atop towering steel ladders in the middle of an empty arena. They’re illuminated by a single spotlight. Surrounding the ring, the remnants of an honest chaos is scattered across the floor… broken tables, buckled chairs, and twisted ladder frames. <br />
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<font color="purple">Let’s talk about weakness. I mean, each team has one. A proverbial weak link. Except our team of course. Between Dolly’s redneck temerity and my brilliance, ingenuity, tenacity…</font><br />
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Dolly clears her throat pointedly. <br />
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<font color="purple">What?!</font> Madison rolls her eyes and gets on with it.<font color="purple"> Okay. Point is YOUR team has a VERY, VERY BIG weak link. And oddly enough it’s not the recipient of Thad Duke’s nepotistic largesse! <br />
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Yes, it’s Aurora. Oh the volumes that could be written about this bitch’s failings. Let’s start with the obvious. Let’s start with War Games. And honestly, I don’t really want to go to that well AGAIN but Aurora is the one who keeps invoking it over and over like it’s ever going to belay any of her SHAME from that event. So here we are. <br />
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But more specifically, let’s talk about how that event continues to live on at the forefront of Aurora’s consciousness. She’s OBSESSED with it. Case in point, she continues to regurgitate my rebuttal to her post War Games TANTRUM against me over a month later! Check her and Vita’s promo against me and Dommy on Anarchy. She quotes me word for word in that promo. And why? Because that event…and Madison Dyson….are living rent free in that bitch’s addled brain like squatters in a trap house.<br />
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Face facts Aurora, I’ve burrowed deep inside your skull like a parasite, and I’m laying allllll my eggs in your brain, birthing beautiful new variations of deep, abiding insecurity in you. You can’t let War Games go because it EXPOSED you. It exposed you as a weakling in need of saving. A sad sack in need of a rescue. And it just chaffs your lady balls so, so HARD knowing that I deemed you EXPENDABLE at one of the grandest stages of them all.. That I let you get eliminated because I saw up close and personal that Aurora just isn’t all that great. Honey, I wasn’t pissed that you didn’t make it to the finals, so don’t try to turn this into some bullshit doubletalk accusation. Why would I be pissed you didn’t make it to the finals when you surely would have been USELESS there anyway?<br />
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No, I thought I could bank on Matthias instead. And if anything, THAT was my mistake. Because it turned out he was just as useless as you. <br />
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Oh well!<br />
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Yeah…heh…let’s talk about weakness. I mean, now that we’ve established that you ARE weak, let’s talk about WHY. Let’s talk about how you are one seriously broke down bitch. Brain damage. Neck damage. Nerve damage. You can’t even hold a tattoo gun steady anymore, can you? And yet here you are, plunging yourself further and further into the abyss, night after night. And this…this right here…is the crux of all your insecurity. Because deep within you, you know you’re on borrowed time. Your entire CAREER is on borrowed time. And ultimately, all it’s going to take to break you once and for all is one mean spirited cunt whose already got your number. IE. ME!<br />
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It’s why losing at War Games sticks so deep in your craw. You know you’ve got limited chances to make your mark. And War Games was just one more missed opportunity in a RAPIDLY dwindling pile of opportunities as your body breaks down further and further. <br />
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Well, get ready for another missed opportunity. Because at Snow Holds Barred, Dolly and I put the end cap on your tag team reign. And it’s going to be so, so easy. Because we don’t even need to break Lucy! We just need to break YOU. And honey, you’re already as busted as they come. </font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">Yer’ right and yer’ wrong, partner</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">What do you mean?</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">Is Aurora a blithering failure? <br />
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A weak link who, under any other set of circumstances, would be the certain lynchpin to her team’s failure?<br />
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It’s harsh<br />
<br />
But yes! <br />
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Yer’ 100 percent correct.<br />
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But I’ve gotta’ hard disagree on who’s the weakest out of the duo we’re challenging.<br />
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Because I see a break in the chain somewhere else. It’s festering on the 40 year old woman who both runs down any and all competitors in the XWF, and also complains about having not yet proved herself to these people. Struggling to excel in the ranks she claims are beneath her.<br />
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Ain’t that you, Lucy?<br />
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A woman who’s accomplished… really nothing on her own in the XWF. Sounds like hyperbole doesn't it? But it’s true. When’s the only time she's walked into an XWF ring alone? In the WarGames finals? Where she lost to Prince Adyemie.<br />
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The same man she could beat, in part thanks to Ned Kaye losing his smile, but mostly because she clung tight to Aurora’s hand. I mean, Lucy only lost at WarGames because she couldn’t drag one of her BFFs to the finals with her, right? One might say it’s the marking of a great partner. Someone who only wins in team matches, and thus surely serves for a great team.<br />
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Yet all we see out of a Lucy team is one that falters when they’re really challenged.<br />
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The tag match against Bacchus and Jules. Lost.<br />
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WarGames. Lost.<br />
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The trios match against The Revolution. Lost.<br />
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And again… what’s winning the tag straps from a team who hasn’t defended them in like 6 months in Ned and Adeyemie? Hell, it’s almost been 3 months since ya’llve defended too, huh?<br />
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This is actually yer’ first defense! <br />
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Isn’t this what you wanted, Aurora? You said it during the lead up to winning the belts on Savage. You wanted to live, and to stay a team with Lucy, and win the tag titles, and boy, have y’all been living high on the hog since! <br />
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Aurora getting out teamed by Dyson on Anarchy. <br />
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Aurora wrestling in solo matches. <br />
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And outside of losing to The Revolution, Lucy Wylde hasn’t been anywhere other than Thad’s bedroom on XWF TV. She’s been hella promoting some other wrestling promotion on Twitter, but not even a single mention, not a reply, not even a retweet about the XWF tag titles since she’s won them. SINCE HALLOWEEN! All this, or the lack thereof, from someone who tweets on the daily, like her life depends on it.    <br />
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<br />
Is this that better life y’all were babbling about? Or is that just another pop song cliche? Another made up reason to be sad? Another bestie-westie BFF deep cut that’s only relevant in yer’ shitty Dawson’s Creek world.  <br />
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Is Lucy the marking of a great partner? Thus making a great team? Or is she a detriment?  Hapless from clinging to SEB’s shadow, and castin that awful, benign cloud over everything she and Aurora touch? I think it’s the latter. And that’s what makes her the lesser of this team. Lucy, yer’ so tired of people calling you a fraud, yet you can’t be pissed with lifting a finger to prove any different. Yeah, you made the finals in yer’ first WarGames. So did I. When I was 18. Golf claps, girl. <br />
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It’s not that Lucy doesn’t have ability. She’s not anything special, but she’s no fraud in the ring. She’s a fraud where it matters more. She’s dishonest. And that poisonous mentality? It’s the slow death to she and Aurora’s tag team. It’s what makes you demand respect for a “championship reign” you barely act like exists.<br />
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Yer’ wearing belt… but you ain’t carrying it.<br />
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You barely mention it.<br />
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You don’t fight for it.<br />
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You don’t defend it.<br />
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But then you turn around and cry about not getting respect in the XWF. Respect from the people you call beneath you… respect yer’ so desperate to earn.</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">It is a helluva contradiction. I see your point about Lucy, she’s living in a fantasy.</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">If anything Aurora is even weaker as a result of Lucy’s influence.</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">So how about we compromise pardner and say that they BOTH SUCK ASS. </font><br />
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Dolly chuckles. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">I think I can deal with that. </span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">But of course they’re going to say the same about us. They’re going to call us mismatched…dysfunctional! They’re going to lean into their history as though it’s some kind of trump card over us. But you and I both know that it isn’t. <br />
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Aurora…Lucy….Dolly and I aren’t on the same page on everything. I mean, no fucking shit. But just like I said in the run up to our last match on Anarchy *ahem* Aurora…I am a fucking PROFESSIONAL. I don’t need to go on a beachfront picnic with my partner to excel at tag team wrestling. Just look at me and Dom. Our first time teaming up, Dom doesn’t even like me (though he’ll come around I’m sure), and what did we do? Beat one half of the current tag team champions and a former tag team champion. <br />
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Hell, it’s so nice I’ll say it twice: Dolly’s a fucking professional too. You think she was a lovey-dovey co-champion with that crack head Charlie Nickles? Of course not. But she still did the damn thing. <br />
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Face it you cunts, you’ve got NOTHING over us. Because we are two of the most ambitious, toughest bitches this promotion has ever seen. And we’ve got a combined total of 13 years in this place telling the tale of what we’re capable of. 13 years in the most taxing, brutal, hellish promotion on the face of God’s green Earth. So take your bush league records and junior title wins and shove them up your pasty narrow asses. Because this is XWF tag team wrestling god damn it! With a championship legacy going back 13 years! There’s that number again! And in the end, you two melodramatic airheads are going to be a footnote….no!....an asterisk in that vaunted legacy. </font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">Those tag team championships have a legacy, indeed….a legacy that means more, that deserves more than pretending like it doesn’t exist. A legacy that’ll be hanging above our heads at Snow Holds Barred.  <br />
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You think Madison and I can’t be, WONT be a part of that story? We are the story of those belts, ladies.<br />
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I’ve won em’ the most violent of psychopaths in Charlie, the most goodie two-shoes to step in a wrestling ring in Vita. I know a good partner…</span></i> <br />
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She looks across the ladder to a smirking Dyson<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">....and a bad partner when I see one.</span></i><br />
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Metal doors fling open, punching a hole of light in this dark wrestling gym.<br />
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Dolly and Madison nod at each other. Whatever chaos defined their partnership before, it had just become more dangerous…focused.<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">What you see here is the messy truth of chaos. Me and Maddy aren’t some inauthentic, curated image of tag team champions…</span></i><br />
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A figure steps through the light, folding her arms.<br />
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It’s Lux! Back in her original form. Untethered. Free.<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">We’re a story woven through time in the XWF. <br />
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We’re the past…</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">We’re the here and fucking now, bitches!</font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">And we’re the future.</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">And we’re coming together to crown new Tag Team Champions at Snow Holds Barred.</span></i>]]></description>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Let’s start with a story. One woven into the fabric of the XWF.</span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">In a not so distant future, there was a valiant warrior named Lux. Lux did not want to be a warrior, but the role was thrust upon her. For this was a broken future. Lorded over by the corrupt and the damned. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux fought the enemies of man in this broken future with the aid of advanced technology that allowed her consciousness to live in any number of host bodies, effectively allowing her to carry out her missions in stealth. For the enemy could not know which face Lux wore at any given time. And in this manner, Lux and her cohorts struck at the enemy time and time again. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But the momentum would only last so long. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">This enemy was a powerful enemy, in league with demons and devils. And over time the tide of the war shifted against Lux and her compatriots. Until one day Lux’s own body was destroyed, and in an act of desperate survival her consciousness leapt into the cryogenically frozen body of a troubled boy named Corey Smith. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But Corey was not like any of the other bodies Lux inhabited, as Corey was alive, and had a will and consciousness all his own, held in stasis for a number of years. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">In the body of Corey Smith, Lux escaped her enemies into our present. Her goal? To destroy the enemies of man before they could amass the power that would make them nigh unstoppable in her future. And one of those enemies of man?</span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A woman named Madison Dyson.</span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux was determined to right mankind’s future. But in the present, she had to make peace with the boy whose body she shared. Corey resisted Lux at first, seeing her as nought but an interloper. But over time, an intense bond was formed. One that could only be realized by two souls inhabiting one form. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But Lux’s enemies were dogged. Especially Madison Dyson. And as Lux competed in the XWF, using her world travels as a cover to commit a number of covert assassinations, Madison operated in the shadows, formulating a plan to destroy Lux and replace her with a malicious artificial intelligence of her own, code named The Engineer. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Unfortunately for Lux, Madison succeeded. Tricking Corey into ingesting the nanites that composed The Engineer, Lux was soon assailed from within by this corrupt entity. And before long, it won out. And Lux was murdered by Madison. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">This left Corey alone, consumed by the malicious Engineer, who would lock Corey’s consciousness away in his own body. Seemingly forever. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">That is, until fate intervened. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Engineer, then the XWF Universal Champion, was attacked, electrocuted and poisoned by XWF legend, Sean “Fuzz” Warstein. And Warstein’s attack destabilized The Engineer to the point that Corey was able to wrest back control of his own body. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Corey was finally free. But alone. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Forced for the first time to carve out an identity for himself, Corey would continue Lux’s legacy by competing in the XWF. And in time, he would form lasting friendships. One of those friendships was with young XWF superstar Dolly Waters. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Corey was also able to take revenge on Madison Dyson, formulating a plan to get Madison’s own servant, Mercy, to shoot her dead.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">However, evil like Madison Dyson tends to not stay dead forever. Indeed, using her own foul technology Madison returned to life, and to the XWF. By this point, Corey himself had departed the XWF, leaving Madison free to enact her own vile plans. One of those plans was revealed to be that Madison had created a backup of Lux’s consciousness and uploaded it into her own brain. But this backup was bereft of its memory, a shattered reflection of the original Lux. And Madison’s plot, perverse as it was, was to manipulate her greatest enemy into teaching her her assassin’s art. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But Lux’s memory would not stay dormant forever. And before long, she would come to remember Corey and perhaps more importantly, she remembered her hatred for Madison. But Lux was already trapped in Madison’s mind, a prisoner tethered to Madison’s evil machinations. Still, Lux revolted and fought Madison’s will. Until Madison revealed her trump card: that she had found and captured Corey Smith to force Lux to bend the knee. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">At the same time, Madison formed an alliance with the odious Misty Waters, who was using Dolly Waters’ body to further her own designs much the same way The Engineer once used Dolly’s friend Corey Smith. Misty was also in control of a project started by Dolly called the SEERS machine, a device of unimaginable power and near limitless capability. But like Corey, Dolly would eventually cast off Misty and come back into her own. </span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Which brings us to today. Fate has brought Madison and Dolly Waters together as a tag team. But with Madison embittered by the destruction of her ally Misty, and with Dolly’s good friend Corey in Madison’s clutches, it remains to be seen whether the two will be able to coexist….  </span><br />
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<center><table cellpadding="30" border="1" bordercolor="gold" width="60%"><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="black"><font color="white">TODAY</font></td></tr></table></center><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“You fuckin’ bitch!”</span></i><br />
<br />
The shot across Madison’s face was like a thunderclap, a coalescence of shock and rage at the sight seen before Dolly Waters. Madison went down on her ass like a sack of bricks, and her heavies had firearms pointed at Dolly with a practiced quickness. <br />
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<font color="gold">“No! Stop!”</font> Corey, despite his bedraggled state, was the first to react. But perhaps it was unnecessary, because Dolly was paying the half dozen guns trained on her no mind. <br />
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No, instead her attention, her fury, was lavished on the woman laying before her. Dolly stabbed a finger at her prostrate tag partner, hovering over her menacingly like a bird of prey. <br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“What the fuck have you been letting your goons do to him? Huh?!”</span></i> Dolly redirected her pointer finger at Corey. Poor soul that he was. Corey’s left eye was sealed shut and ensconced in angry bruised tissue. His right cheek was similarly battered. And the way he was leaning on Madison’s heavy for support, he clearly couldn’t bear his own weight. <br />
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<font color="purple">“OW! GOD DAMN IT!”</font> Madison whined, bringing her thumb up to her mouth to catch the rivulets of blood pouring out the side. <font color="purple">“I think you cracked a tooth!” </font><br />
<br />
Dolly took a threatening step towards Madison, which triggered the sound of a number of safeties being pushed into the “off” position. One of the grunts spoke up. <br />
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<font color="green">“Let’s be smart about this, Dolly.”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Fuck you!”</span></i><br />
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<font color="gold">“Dolly…”</font> Corey began, the strain on his features betraying the fact that even speech was its own agony. <font color="gold">“Please just calm down. I don’t want you to get hurt.”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Corey…” </span></i>Dolly sighed out his name and looked at him now. <br />
<br />
Corey Smith<br />
<br />
A man who meant so much to so many, but especially Dolly. His accolades in the XWF were well known, sure. But he was much more than those combined efforts. He was a humanitarian who opened up his home to the penniless and destitute and formed a fully functioning commune. He was a young man who understood “the struggle”, having a past riddled with drug abuse and hardship. But more than any of that he was just a damn good friend. And he didn’t deserve any of this shit. No matter how much Lux meant to Madison. <br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Maddy, I'm going to tell you this once and once only. Release Corey NOW.”</span></i><br />
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Madison crawled up to a standing position with as much dignity as could be allowed, still touching her mouth gingerly.<font color="purple"> “Goddamn it I already told you! Corey is my trump card! Corey keeps Lux in check! And if you care a whit about those tag team championships then know that if I can’t keep Lux in check I will be USELESS in that match!”</font><br />
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Dolly shook her head. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Corey is more important to me than any championship.” </span></i>She stopped then, musing. <br />
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<font color="gold">“What’s on your mind, Dolly?”</font> Corey spoke up, seeing her suddenly go silent. <br />
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Dolly glanced between Madison and Corey, her mind racing. Her focus shifted. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”You know, Maddy, you and and I have something that the tag team champions could never dream of having.”</span></i><br />
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Madison arched a brow, still wiping at her bloody lip. <font color="purple">”What, a fistfight in a hostage situation?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”No.”</span></i> she snapped, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Real. Goddamn. Honesty. Those two strut around like they’ve got it all figured out, like they’re the ultimate tag team, some well-oiled machine. But you know what they really are? A couple of narcissists playing dress-up besties. Scratch the surface and what you’ll find is Lucy pulling the strings while Aurora smiles and nods like a good little sidekick.”</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">"You’ve got a point.”</font> Madison snorts <font color="purple">”Lucy Wylde spends more time reminding everyone she’s important than actually proving it. And Aurora is a soap opera audition incarnate.”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Exactly. We can win those championships at Snow Holds Barred. Yeah, maybe we’re messy. We fight. But at least we’re not pretending. That’s the difference, Maddy. We’re chaos, and chaos doesn’t need a script.”</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Mmm…”</font> Madison murmured, considering Dolly’s words, but quickly she pivots <font color="purple">”What’s your plan then, Little Miss Anarchist?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Maddy, let me talk to Lux.”</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">“What? Why?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“I think we can make a deal.”[dolly]<br />
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<font color="purple">“What-what kind of deal? I want to know what kind of deal!”</font><br />
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[dolly]“Just shut up and get Lux!” </span></i>Dolly ordered. <br />
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It was Madison’s turn to grow silent. And then, her eyes fluttered into the back of her head. She stumbled back a bit, but caught herself before she could hit the ground. And when she came to, her entire cadence was different. This was a whole new person. <br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Lux.”</span></i> It was a statement, not a question. <br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">“I’m here.”</font> The voice was Madison’s, but again so different in tone and timbre. <br />
<br />
Dolly considered Lux/Madison’s mien for a moment, marveling how so many subtleties could in effect give birth to a completely different identity.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “We need to hash out a deal.”</span></i><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">“I’m not hashing out a deal with this monster.”</font> Lux replied, tapping Madison’s chest. <br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“I think you’ll want to take this deal.”</span></i> Dolly paused a beat before continuing, ascertaining if she had Lux’s attention.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “The SEERS device is capable of many things. But one of the things it’s able to do is three dimensionally print biological material. In fact, it’s how Madison got her old body back. Lux.”</span></i> Dolly paused again.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “We can get you your original body back.” </span></i><br />
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<font color="gold">“Yes!”</font> Corey couldn’t contain his excitement, and cheered out from the sidelines. <br />
<br />
But Lux looked pensive.<font color="dodgerblue"> “And what about Corey?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Released.”</span></i><br />
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Lux worked her jaw in consternation, almost as though she was afraid to ask her follow up question.<font color="dodgerblue"> “And all of this in exchange for what?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“You train Madison. And me.”</span></i><br />
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Lux scoffed and looked away from Dolly.<font color="dodgerblue"> “You’re out of your mind. Train you? Sure. Train Madison…?”</font> She shook her head.<font color="dodgerblue"> “You cannot possibly understand what you’re asking me to do. You have no idea what Madison is responsible for in my future.”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“But you were going to do it when Madison had Corey captive, weren’t you?”</span></i> Dolly probed.<br />
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Lux bristled.<font color="dodgerblue"> “I…yes. I was going to. For Corey. But if Corey is free…? You can’t ask me to do that.” </font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“But Madison will never agree to free Corey if you don’t agree to train her. You’ve gotta give her something.”</span></i> Dolly tries on a half smile.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “I mean, I can keep punching this bitch in the face, but I don’t think even that will get her to do the right thing.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Lux looked to Corey. Corey returned her gaze and spoke.<font color="gold"> “You don’t have to do this. I’ll figure something else out. I always do.”</font><br />
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But Lux pursed her lips, suddenly appearing resolute.<font color="dodgerblue"> “I can’t leave you behind Corey.”</font><br />
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<font color="gold">“But you can’t continue training Madison either. You said it yourself…what she’s responsible for. Now and in the future.”</font><br />
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Lux sighed. <font color="dodgerblue">“Perhaps. Or perhaps not.”</font> She looked to Dolly and Corey together now. <font color="dodgerblue">“The future is not immutable. Maybe if I can influence Madison I can change things.”</font><br />
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Corey looked skeptical.<font color="gold"> “Like turn her….good?”</font><br />
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Dolly cut in. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“Maybe not that far. But this could be like some butterfly effect shit, you know? Your influence on Madison can help shape a better future. Plus, look at it this way. You’ll get to keep an eye on Madison too. Keep your enemies close and all that jazz, eh?”</span></i><br />
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Lux nodded. <font color="dodgerblue">“I’m willing to consider this. For Corey.”</font><br />
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<font color="gold">“Lux, are you sure?”</font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">“As sure as I can be, I suppose.”</font><br />
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Dolly clapped her hands together.<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';"> “Hot damn, I am GOOD at this. Okay, now Lux can you hand the reins back to Madison?”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">“Begrudgingly.”</font> Lux said, but nonetheless a brief moment later it was clear Madison was back in control. <br />
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<font color="purple">“Dolly, I never told you you could speak for me damn it!”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">But it’s a good deal, isn’t it Maddy?”</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">“I’m giving up a lot!”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">“But you’re getting what you wanted since the beginning. Lux’s mentorship. Her fighting arts. And with that we can play the tag team division in the XWF like a fiddle.”</span></i><br />
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Madison huffed but said nothing more. Dolly smirked, the wheels in her mind already spinning. <br />
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Aurora and Lucy wouldn’t know what hit em<br />
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The sterile hum of the SEERS machine fills the air, Tamil the lone engineer of this unfathomable creation is seen tinkering with its mechanics. Dolly, Madison and Corey stand before the towering machine. The room is cold, but the weight of the moment burns through the chill.<br />
<br />
Corey Smith is sitting on a stool nearby, wincing as he adjusts his position. Despite his injuries, his focus is sharp. <font color="gold">”This is really happening, huh?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”It’s happening.”</span></i>Dolly’s voice is filled with quiet determination. She turns to Madison, who looked as uncertain as ever. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”You good with this, Maddy?”</span></i><br />
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Madison glances at the SEERS device, then at Dolly. <font color="purple">”Do I have a choice?”</font><br />
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Dolly smiles gently <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”There’s always a choice. But if you ask me, this is the right one.”</span></i><br />
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Madison sighs, her gaze dropping. <font color="purple">”You’re a pain in my ass, Waters.”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”I know.”</span></i> her tone is teasing, but kind. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Now let Lux take over. She’s got a date with destiny.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Madison hesitates, but then nods. Her body tenses, and for a moment, it’s like watching a storm roll in. But then her features soften, and Lux takes control once more. <br />
<br />
Madison’s body trembles as another shudder coursed through her. She clutches at her head, her breathing shallow. Dolly steps back, watching the shift as Lux’s presence reemerges. The transition is smoother this time… less of a jarring takeover, more like a practiced hand in taking control.<br />
<br />
When Madison opens her eyes again, the fire in her gaze isn’t her own. It was Lux’s.<br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">”I’m here.”</font> Lux says, stepping forward. Her tone is sharp, but measured.<br />
<br />
Dolly glances at Corey who watches silently from the corner. His face is a mask of quiet pain watching someone he cares for so deeply jostling for consciousness in the body of a monster like Madison Dyson. But yet his eyes carry hope as they shift between a reliable comrade in Dolly and the Lux possessed Madison Dyson.<br />
<br />
Dolly turns back to Lux, her own expression softening<br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”I meant what I said before. We can help you. But we’ve got to do this together”.</span></i><br />
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Lux folds Madison’s arms across her chest, skeptical still <font color="dodgerblue">”Together. That’s an interesting choice of words considering you just busted your “partner” in the mouth.”</font><br />
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Dolly smirks faintly, but holds her ground <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Sometimes the only way to get through to people like Madison is to knock some sense into them. But you? You’re different. You’re smart enough to know this is your chance.”</span></i><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">”My chance for what?”</font> she asks, tilting her head.,<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”To start ove,”r</span></i> Dolly replies, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”To stop being just a voice in the back of someone else’s mind. To take control of your own story.”</span></i><br />
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Lux’s gaze softens, just barely. <font color="dodgerblue">”And you’re just offering this out of the goodness of your heart?”</font><br />
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Dolly’s head nods earnestly, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Yes. I know what it’s like to feel powerless. To watch someone else dictate your life. You’ve been stuck in Madison’s shadow, just like I’ve been fighting to get out Misty’s. But this ain’t about revenge or power plays. This is about making things right.”</span></i><br />
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Dolly steps forward, her town softening further, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Lux, we’ve got this SEERS machine.”</span></i> she gestures toward the unbelievable device looming over them <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">We can give you back your body. But we need you to trust us. And we need you to help us.”</span></i><br />
<br />
Lux looks to Corey, whose battered face shows nothing but quiet resolve. Then back to Dolly whose sincerity is shone through every word. <font color="dodgerblue">”You want me to trust you?”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”I do.”</span></i> she says, <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Not for me. Not for Madison either. But for Corey…. For yourself.”</span></i><br />
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Lux exhales deeply, the tension in her shoulders relaxing ever so slightly. <font color="dodgerblue">”Alright. I’ll do it. But don’t think for a second I’m doing this for Madison. This for Corey. And maybe, just maybe, for me”.</font><br />
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Dolly nods. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”That’s all I needed.”</span></i><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">”Fine.”</font> She folds Madison’s arms again. <font color="dodgerblue">”Let’s do this before I change my mind.”</font><br />
<br />
Dolly moves closer to the machine and nudges Tamil, which prompts him to begin inputting commands on the SEERS console. The machine whirrs to life, its mechanisms shifting and grinding with purpose. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Alright, Lux. This might feel… weird.”</span></i><br />
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Lux smirks as she steps forward holding her hands out <font color="dodgerblue">”Weird doesn’t begin to cover my life.”</font><br />
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A low hum emits from the machine, as beams of light begin to scan Madison’s body. Data flowing across the console’s screen, Tamil’s fingers moving swiftly over the machine as Dolly studies his every input. Corey watches on with a mix of awe and trepidation.<br />
<br />
As the process begins, Lux’s voice falters, <font color="dodgerblue">”Dolly… if this works…”</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”It will.”</span></i> Dolly says firmly. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”I promise.”</span></i><br />
<br />
The light around the machine grows brighter, casting long shadows across the room. Lux’s presence within Madison seems to waver, her voice becoming fainter as the SEERS machine works to separate her essence.<br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">”Thank you.”</font> Lux’s voice echoes, just barely audible.<br />
<br />
Dolly breaks her gaze from Tamil’s inputs for a moment, the machine raging and pulsing with light. Her expression softens as she, and Corey, both look at Lux through someone else’s eyes one last time <br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">”Yer’ welcome.”</span></i><br />
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The camera opens on a starkly different scene. Dolly and Madison sit atop towering steel ladders in the middle of an empty arena. They’re illuminated by a single spotlight. Surrounding the ring, the remnants of an honest chaos is scattered across the floor… broken tables, buckled chairs, and twisted ladder frames. <br />
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<font color="purple">Let’s talk about weakness. I mean, each team has one. A proverbial weak link. Except our team of course. Between Dolly’s redneck temerity and my brilliance, ingenuity, tenacity…</font><br />
<br />
Dolly clears her throat pointedly. <br />
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<font color="purple">What?!</font> Madison rolls her eyes and gets on with it.<font color="purple"> Okay. Point is YOUR team has a VERY, VERY BIG weak link. And oddly enough it’s not the recipient of Thad Duke’s nepotistic largesse! <br />
<br />
Yes, it’s Aurora. Oh the volumes that could be written about this bitch’s failings. Let’s start with the obvious. Let’s start with War Games. And honestly, I don’t really want to go to that well AGAIN but Aurora is the one who keeps invoking it over and over like it’s ever going to belay any of her SHAME from that event. So here we are. <br />
<br />
But more specifically, let’s talk about how that event continues to live on at the forefront of Aurora’s consciousness. She’s OBSESSED with it. Case in point, she continues to regurgitate my rebuttal to her post War Games TANTRUM against me over a month later! Check her and Vita’s promo against me and Dommy on Anarchy. She quotes me word for word in that promo. And why? Because that event…and Madison Dyson….are living rent free in that bitch’s addled brain like squatters in a trap house.<br />
<br />
Face facts Aurora, I’ve burrowed deep inside your skull like a parasite, and I’m laying allllll my eggs in your brain, birthing beautiful new variations of deep, abiding insecurity in you. You can’t let War Games go because it EXPOSED you. It exposed you as a weakling in need of saving. A sad sack in need of a rescue. And it just chaffs your lady balls so, so HARD knowing that I deemed you EXPENDABLE at one of the grandest stages of them all.. That I let you get eliminated because I saw up close and personal that Aurora just isn’t all that great. Honey, I wasn’t pissed that you didn’t make it to the finals, so don’t try to turn this into some bullshit doubletalk accusation. Why would I be pissed you didn’t make it to the finals when you surely would have been USELESS there anyway?<br />
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No, I thought I could bank on Matthias instead. And if anything, THAT was my mistake. Because it turned out he was just as useless as you. <br />
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Oh well!<br />
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Yeah…heh…let’s talk about weakness. I mean, now that we’ve established that you ARE weak, let’s talk about WHY. Let’s talk about how you are one seriously broke down bitch. Brain damage. Neck damage. Nerve damage. You can’t even hold a tattoo gun steady anymore, can you? And yet here you are, plunging yourself further and further into the abyss, night after night. And this…this right here…is the crux of all your insecurity. Because deep within you, you know you’re on borrowed time. Your entire CAREER is on borrowed time. And ultimately, all it’s going to take to break you once and for all is one mean spirited cunt whose already got your number. IE. ME!<br />
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It’s why losing at War Games sticks so deep in your craw. You know you’ve got limited chances to make your mark. And War Games was just one more missed opportunity in a RAPIDLY dwindling pile of opportunities as your body breaks down further and further. <br />
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Well, get ready for another missed opportunity. Because at Snow Holds Barred, Dolly and I put the end cap on your tag team reign. And it’s going to be so, so easy. Because we don’t even need to break Lucy! We just need to break YOU. And honey, you’re already as busted as they come. </font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">Yer’ right and yer’ wrong, partner</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">What do you mean?</font><br />
<br />
<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">Is Aurora a blithering failure? <br />
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A weak link who, under any other set of circumstances, would be the certain lynchpin to her team’s failure?<br />
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It’s harsh<br />
<br />
But yes! <br />
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Yer’ 100 percent correct.<br />
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But I’ve gotta’ hard disagree on who’s the weakest out of the duo we’re challenging.<br />
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Because I see a break in the chain somewhere else. It’s festering on the 40 year old woman who both runs down any and all competitors in the XWF, and also complains about having not yet proved herself to these people. Struggling to excel in the ranks she claims are beneath her.<br />
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Ain’t that you, Lucy?<br />
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A woman who’s accomplished… really nothing on her own in the XWF. Sounds like hyperbole doesn't it? But it’s true. When’s the only time she's walked into an XWF ring alone? In the WarGames finals? Where she lost to Prince Adyemie.<br />
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The same man she could beat, in part thanks to Ned Kaye losing his smile, but mostly because she clung tight to Aurora’s hand. I mean, Lucy only lost at WarGames because she couldn’t drag one of her BFFs to the finals with her, right? One might say it’s the marking of a great partner. Someone who only wins in team matches, and thus surely serves for a great team.<br />
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Yet all we see out of a Lucy team is one that falters when they’re really challenged.<br />
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The tag match against Bacchus and Jules. Lost.<br />
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WarGames. Lost.<br />
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The trios match against The Revolution. Lost.<br />
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And again… what’s winning the tag straps from a team who hasn’t defended them in like 6 months in Ned and Adeyemie? Hell, it’s almost been 3 months since ya’llve defended too, huh?<br />
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This is actually yer’ first defense! <br />
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Isn’t this what you wanted, Aurora? You said it during the lead up to winning the belts on Savage. You wanted to live, and to stay a team with Lucy, and win the tag titles, and boy, have y’all been living high on the hog since! <br />
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Aurora getting out teamed by Dyson on Anarchy. <br />
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Aurora wrestling in solo matches. <br />
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And outside of losing to The Revolution, Lucy Wylde hasn’t been anywhere other than Thad’s bedroom on XWF TV. She’s been hella promoting some other wrestling promotion on Twitter, but not even a single mention, not a reply, not even a retweet about the XWF tag titles since she’s won them. SINCE HALLOWEEN! All this, or the lack thereof, from someone who tweets on the daily, like her life depends on it.    <br />
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Is this that better life y’all were babbling about? Or is that just another pop song cliche? Another made up reason to be sad? Another bestie-westie BFF deep cut that’s only relevant in yer’ shitty Dawson’s Creek world.  <br />
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Is Lucy the marking of a great partner? Thus making a great team? Or is she a detriment?  Hapless from clinging to SEB’s shadow, and castin that awful, benign cloud over everything she and Aurora touch? I think it’s the latter. And that’s what makes her the lesser of this team. Lucy, yer’ so tired of people calling you a fraud, yet you can’t be pissed with lifting a finger to prove any different. Yeah, you made the finals in yer’ first WarGames. So did I. When I was 18. Golf claps, girl. <br />
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It’s not that Lucy doesn’t have ability. She’s not anything special, but she’s no fraud in the ring. She’s a fraud where it matters more. She’s dishonest. And that poisonous mentality? It’s the slow death to she and Aurora’s tag team. It’s what makes you demand respect for a “championship reign” you barely act like exists.<br />
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Yer’ wearing belt… but you ain’t carrying it.<br />
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You barely mention it.<br />
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You don’t fight for it.<br />
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You don’t defend it.<br />
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But then you turn around and cry about not getting respect in the XWF. Respect from the people you call beneath you… respect yer’ so desperate to earn.</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">It is a helluva contradiction. I see your point about Lucy, she’s living in a fantasy.</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">If anything Aurora is even weaker as a result of Lucy’s influence.</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">So how about we compromise pardner and say that they BOTH SUCK ASS. </font><br />
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Dolly chuckles. <i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">I think I can deal with that. </span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">But of course they’re going to say the same about us. They’re going to call us mismatched…dysfunctional! They’re going to lean into their history as though it’s some kind of trump card over us. But you and I both know that it isn’t. <br />
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Aurora…Lucy….Dolly and I aren’t on the same page on everything. I mean, no fucking shit. But just like I said in the run up to our last match on Anarchy *ahem* Aurora…I am a fucking PROFESSIONAL. I don’t need to go on a beachfront picnic with my partner to excel at tag team wrestling. Just look at me and Dom. Our first time teaming up, Dom doesn’t even like me (though he’ll come around I’m sure), and what did we do? Beat one half of the current tag team champions and a former tag team champion. <br />
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Hell, it’s so nice I’ll say it twice: Dolly’s a fucking professional too. You think she was a lovey-dovey co-champion with that crack head Charlie Nickles? Of course not. But she still did the damn thing. <br />
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Face it you cunts, you’ve got NOTHING over us. Because we are two of the most ambitious, toughest bitches this promotion has ever seen. And we’ve got a combined total of 13 years in this place telling the tale of what we’re capable of. 13 years in the most taxing, brutal, hellish promotion on the face of God’s green Earth. So take your bush league records and junior title wins and shove them up your pasty narrow asses. Because this is XWF tag team wrestling god damn it! With a championship legacy going back 13 years! There’s that number again! And in the end, you two melodramatic airheads are going to be a footnote….no!....an asterisk in that vaunted legacy. </font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">Those tag team championships have a legacy, indeed….a legacy that means more, that deserves more than pretending like it doesn’t exist. A legacy that’ll be hanging above our heads at Snow Holds Barred.  <br />
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You think Madison and I can’t be, WONT be a part of that story? We are the story of those belts, ladies.<br />
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I’ve won em’ the most violent of psychopaths in Charlie, the most goodie two-shoes to step in a wrestling ring in Vita. I know a good partner…</span></i> <br />
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She looks across the ladder to a smirking Dyson<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">....and a bad partner when I see one.</span></i><br />
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Metal doors fling open, punching a hole of light in this dark wrestling gym.<br />
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Dolly and Madison nod at each other. Whatever chaos defined their partnership before, it had just become more dangerous…focused.<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">What you see here is the messy truth of chaos. Me and Maddy aren’t some inauthentic, curated image of tag team champions…</span></i><br />
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A figure steps through the light, folding her arms.<br />
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<img src="https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/media/Grimes-march-4-2019-a-billboard-1548.jpg?w=942&amp;h=623&amp;crop=1" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: Grimes-march-4-2019-a-billboard-1548.jpg...623&amp;crop=1]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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It’s Lux! Back in her original form. Untethered. Free.<br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">We’re a story woven through time in the XWF. <br />
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We’re the past…</span></i><br />
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<font color="purple">We’re the here and fucking now, bitches!</font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">And we’re the future.</font><br />
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<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">And we’re coming together to crown new Tag Team Champions at Snow Holds Barred.</span></i>]]></content:encoded>
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“Instead of talking up about your opponents… Take the low road. Insult those motherfuckers -</span></span> </span><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IA4tLajPZ_53XO9G71atn1zNqH8_HrMn6UYM6TU5mNE/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">play more from the hip than the script.</a><span style="color: #674ea7;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Montserrat, sans-serif;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"> - Nobody wants to hear their favorite wrestler praise everyone like she’s trying to sell them insurance.”</span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align">- Zoey Adler</div>]]></description>
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“Instead of talking up about your opponents… Take the low road. Insult those motherfuckers -</span></span> </span><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IA4tLajPZ_53XO9G71atn1zNqH8_HrMn6UYM6TU5mNE/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">play more from the hip than the script.</a><span style="color: #674ea7;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: Montserrat, sans-serif;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"> - Nobody wants to hear their favorite wrestler praise everyone like she’s trying to sell them insurance.”</span></span></span></span></div>
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