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			<title><![CDATA[EDWARD THE GREAT]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[EDWARD IS GREAT. EDWARD STILL HAVE SHINNY AND WILL STILL HAVE SHINNY AFTER TOMOOROW NIGHT. <br />
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<span style="color: #9370DB;" class="mycode_color">”Edward, what are you doing?”</span><br />
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EDWARD TALK TO CAMERA. <br />
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<span style="color: #9370DB;" class="mycode_color">Yes yes I see. Edward dear, there are no cameras. The deadline for promotional videos has passed. </span><br />
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OH, EDWARD HUNGRY.]]></description>
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<span style="color: #9370DB;" class="mycode_color">”Edward, what are you doing?”</span><br />
<br />
EDWARD TALK TO CAMERA. <br />
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<span style="color: #9370DB;" class="mycode_color">Yes yes I see. Edward dear, there are no cameras. The deadline for promotional videos has passed. </span><br />
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OH, EDWARD HUNGRY.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[When the darkness fades to darkness]]></title>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2208">The Brothers Blackwater</a>]]></dc:creator>
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<br />
Beyond my cool exterior, hidden by the smoke screen of my cigarette. Beneath the designer suit, custom fit to perfection and the black wingtips, that are polished to the pristine sheen of glass. Past the sunglasses and the flesh and bone. My mind is in treacherous turmoil. Swirling and seething like the sea during a terrible storm. The kind of sea that could swallow boats whole and carry them down to oblivion. With zero hope or saving grace for whoever dare to voyage across and breach these waters. Doomed be the vessel that dares try. Yet there I am, stuck in the middle of it all. Trapped in the confines of a rubber raft, with a hole in it and no paddles. Destined to drown after being forcefully pulled under. Somehow I stay afloat though. Failing to lose myself or be torn asunder, by the razor sharp waves of my mind that crave precisely that. It is funny to think of my own mind as the enemy like that but that is exactly how it feels. How I feel. Still I manage to thwart its hungry intent and almost desperate need to sacrifice me to itself. To the abyss and the bottom of the black sea. Remaining the image of super chill as I stand outside Shady Lane Sanitarium, awaiting my brothers.<br />
<br />
<br />
Upon their arrival I manage to keep this frosty facade, merely peering at them over my shades as they approach. Raphael and Ezra, my brothers walk towards me and in this moment, we are more like soldiers, reuniting on a battlefield. Brothers in arms, as well as brothers by blood. Scarred by the ravages of war but alive. Standing tall and strong, yet damaged in ways that could never be seen or truly understood. We are haunted by the past and seared by the fires of our youth, yet united as one. No longer frightened children but men that wear their battle scars well. <br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Fancy meeting you here."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
My words draw a chuckle from Ezra, it is bittersweet and deeply sardonic. <br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #A2ADD0;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Yes, well I heard this was the hot spot, happening place to be."</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
While Raphael merely shook his head. Acknowledging me, much like he always has when he knows that I'm putting up a brave front, rather than allowing; even them, a peek behind the mask. He patted me on the shoulder and walked past, speaking swiftly.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FD5E53;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"I'm just here to hook up with someone."</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Dark and morbid, with precisely the right hint of humor. Ezra and I, follow suit and continue forth, onward through the front doors of Shady Lane Sanitarium. We stepped across the threshold in true Brothers Blackwater form. With me merging forward and taking the lead, in the middle and my brothers on either side, Raphael on the right and Ezra to my left. We walked down the corridor, passing a perpetual stream of doors as the florescent lights shone down with malicious intent. Till we reached the door leading to Daphne Harding's office. Before we are presented with the option of knocking, we are met by her after she opened the door, almost instinctively. Like she sensed our presence and knew we were there.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #EFCDB8;" class="mycode_color">"Gentlemen. I appreciate your timely arrival. I understand this must not be easy for you, considering the circumstances."</span><br />
<br />
<br />
For a rare moment, we are silent, remaining that way as Daphne gazed upon us, with only sympathy in her eyes. Sighing, she gestured outward with her hand, presenting the hallway that stretched on ahead.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #EFCDB8;" class="mycode_color">"Shall we get to it then?"</span><br />
<br />
<br />
Without words, we nodded in unison and proceeded onward. With her leading us toward the chambers of death, known as the morgue. The stink of antiseptic is even stronger in here, although it is accompanied by an overwhelming scent of chemicals, meant to preserve the dead and the frigid odor of the end, meets cold storage. There's a creepy morgue employee lurching about the room too. He kind of looked like Igor, hunched over and limping, eyes never leaving the floor. Like someone might beat him if he dared to do anything else. The man scampered to the wall of metal freezer units, that each could pull out, like a drawer might. It's at this time that I hesitated, nausea rising, I felt the overwhelming urge to vomit hit me as my mind threatened to finally unravel. Right then and there, I sensed my metaphorical life raft was on the brink of capsizing, overturned by a combination of current and a massive wave. I verged on a panic attack being the victor as I lost myself to its immense power. That's when I felt Ezra's hand on my arm.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #A2ADD0;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"You got this brother."</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
He nodded with certain affirmation and I took a deep breath. Raph put his arm around me and we advanced forward. Just as surely as I am their forever protector, Ezra and Raphael are my support team, always there in my hour of need. This is how we survive and weather the worst of storms. Even when that storm raged within.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Lets do this shit."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Igor grabbed the handle for a drawer and slid it open. Revealing a corpse, sheathed in a sheet. Standing side by side, my brothers and I, we awaited what came next but nothing could prepare us for what we saw, when he pulled back the covering.<br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
<br />
At first it was a shock, that felt like someone punching you right in the gut. That sharp jolt of pain and the abrupt loss of air that came swiftly afterwards. Our eyes equally widened as we gasped simultaneously. I turned my attention to Daphne Harding as my brothers also directed their sights to her. Then surprisingly I spoke, despite everything that wished to pull me over the brink before, I found my words first. This; however, did not remove my need to retch, in fact it only increased.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Is this some kind of sick joke?"</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Daphne is bewildered, she doesn't know what I mean and I can tell that, so I continued.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"This isn't our mother."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
This wasn't false or grief blinding what could be seen. The woman that laid before us, wasn't our mother. She was not Stella Blackwater. In fact, the cadaver didn't even resemble her, in the slightest. <br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #EFCDB8;" class="mycode_color">"I don't understand."</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Likewise."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
My voice came out cold but I didn't care, I wanted answers. Thus began the investigation, which led to the realization that we were not lying and the body, in fact did not belong to our mother. Big shock there. Along with this came quite a different brand of surprise. Rather unexpected and unnerving. It would seem that Stella Blackwater, was nowhere to be found on the entire premises. She was simply gone, without a trace. To where, no one knew. In that moment of understanding, a frigid chill ripped through my body but the shudder somehow tore through all three of us; my brothers and I, were instantly effected in exactly the same manner. With good cause too because without a shadow of a doubt this meant that our mother was loose. Stella Blackwater had managed to escape Shady Lane Sanitarium.<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/IYILl2h.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: IYILl2h.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Oh Thaddeus Duke, you don't have to thank me. I thank you. Bless you child, for you have shone me the light and in that pure illumination, I have found the truth and a realization. About myself and the road that lies ahead. I don't want to be the television champion anymore. Yeah, it was fun but I think daddy's had enough now. See, while Azrael carried it like a badge of honor, for over nine months. Taking on the role of longest reigning television champion, to date. I feel like it's more of a shackle. A tether to one brand, limited and short sighted. True greatness doesn't limit itself to one small pond, where it can remain the biggest fish indefinitely. No. It doesn't. Those that are truly amazing and a sheer marvel to behold, venture forth and fight in battlefields abound. Climb in the trenches, much like you did in the past. I can totally picture that by the way and it's adorable. I didn't know they made army fatigues in size extra small."<br />
<br />
<br />
"Anyway, as I was saying, the astounding - astound, wherever they go and with the television title chaining me to Savage, I couldn't really do that, now could I? Not if I selfishly wanted to also spend time with my family too. Which I do. It seems strange I know but you'll understand what I mean when you finally find that lucky lady and settle down. Hopefully not settling for the first one that comes along and finally pops your cherry cause that would be very unwise. Trust me. Your old man almost did that once and she was a sloppy seconds prostitute that fucked Griffin MacAlister first. Good thing John Madison killed her or else you might have never been born. Or maybe you would be, only you'd be half asian, with less resting bitch face. Sorry, I had to mention that, to be fair... you did give me permission to make jokes. Which utterly offends me by the way. I mean... like what the actual fuck, I don't make jokes. I am a hardened, serious man. I tell everything like it is, with a steely eyed stare and pursed lips. Didn't you know that about me? Well, now you do... y'know, for the future, so you don't make that same mistake."<br />
<br />
<br />
"Which reminds me, I wanted to tell you something Thaddeus, you are right. You're one hundred percent better than me. At everything. Forget all that shit I said about being great. You're the greatest and that's the real reason behind why I want to give you my title. I can't compete with all that is you. Your sheer willpower, strength, determination and utter skill is simply unparalleled and I bask in your radiance, like a child viewing the sun rise for the very first time. Ever. Immaculate and truly enlightening. I stand in awe of your presence, hoping... nay, praying that you will show some kind of mercy. As I await this on bated breath, I can't help but wonder, just what the fuck are you smelling all the time that stinks so bad?"<br />
<br />
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<br />
<br />
"Hahahahaha! Awww... man, I bet I had you really going there for a minute. Seriously though, what stinks? Cause every time I see you, you look like you just took a big ol' whiff of The Brotherhood's old community outhouse. Yeah, some in depth insider information made me privy to the fact that your father didn't have indoor plumbing, so all those guys had to poop in an outhouse. A single, solitary outhouse, shared by all 2000 men. Ew. Can you imagine? I guess you can, you're the one that's revisiting the spot on a frequent enough basis that it totally contorts your face and twists it up, like you've been cracked in the head with a cast iron skillet. Everyone has their quirks, I suppose. No matter how disgusting or deranged they might be."<br />
<br />
<br />
"Enough on that, lets get back to the nitty gritty, meat and potatoes of all this. Our match and what I promise you, my looming adversary. Despite everything I previously said, I do plan on giving this fight my all. After all, I wouldn't want to disappoint the crowd. I do aim to please and on top of that, I just really enjoy a good fucking fight. I already beat up a fifteen year old girl, what would hold me back from smacking you around. Quite literally too. I plan on actually smacking you. Backhanded. Really rear back and give a good force behind that swing. So the folks in the back row can hear it. Yeah, that's going to happen. Among other things but I won't list those all off right now. Wouldn't want to ruin the surprise." <br />
<br />
<br />
"When all that's said and done, even if you're not in the proper state to accomplish this feat, I'm going to allow you to have the title. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. If you catch my drift. Then you can be the special snowflake of Savage and I can do whatever the fuck I want. Sky's the limit really. Have fun being a big fish in a small pond though. Oh and your welcome in advance, little buddy. Remember my words when you claim victory and sure, I'll definitely shake your hand out of acknowledgement that you're better than me. It'll be true too cause you'll have the title to prove it. Doesn't matter that I gave it to you, it still means that you're the best. Without even a shadow of a doubt."</span></span></span></div>]]></description>
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<br />
<br />
Beyond my cool exterior, hidden by the smoke screen of my cigarette. Beneath the designer suit, custom fit to perfection and the black wingtips, that are polished to the pristine sheen of glass. Past the sunglasses and the flesh and bone. My mind is in treacherous turmoil. Swirling and seething like the sea during a terrible storm. The kind of sea that could swallow boats whole and carry them down to oblivion. With zero hope or saving grace for whoever dare to voyage across and breach these waters. Doomed be the vessel that dares try. Yet there I am, stuck in the middle of it all. Trapped in the confines of a rubber raft, with a hole in it and no paddles. Destined to drown after being forcefully pulled under. Somehow I stay afloat though. Failing to lose myself or be torn asunder, by the razor sharp waves of my mind that crave precisely that. It is funny to think of my own mind as the enemy like that but that is exactly how it feels. How I feel. Still I manage to thwart its hungry intent and almost desperate need to sacrifice me to itself. To the abyss and the bottom of the black sea. Remaining the image of super chill as I stand outside Shady Lane Sanitarium, awaiting my brothers.<br />
<br />
<br />
Upon their arrival I manage to keep this frosty facade, merely peering at them over my shades as they approach. Raphael and Ezra, my brothers walk towards me and in this moment, we are more like soldiers, reuniting on a battlefield. Brothers in arms, as well as brothers by blood. Scarred by the ravages of war but alive. Standing tall and strong, yet damaged in ways that could never be seen or truly understood. We are haunted by the past and seared by the fires of our youth, yet united as one. No longer frightened children but men that wear their battle scars well. <br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Fancy meeting you here."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
My words draw a chuckle from Ezra, it is bittersweet and deeply sardonic. <br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #A2ADD0;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Yes, well I heard this was the hot spot, happening place to be."</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
While Raphael merely shook his head. Acknowledging me, much like he always has when he knows that I'm putting up a brave front, rather than allowing; even them, a peek behind the mask. He patted me on the shoulder and walked past, speaking swiftly.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FD5E53;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"I'm just here to hook up with someone."</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Dark and morbid, with precisely the right hint of humor. Ezra and I, follow suit and continue forth, onward through the front doors of Shady Lane Sanitarium. We stepped across the threshold in true Brothers Blackwater form. With me merging forward and taking the lead, in the middle and my brothers on either side, Raphael on the right and Ezra to my left. We walked down the corridor, passing a perpetual stream of doors as the florescent lights shone down with malicious intent. Till we reached the door leading to Daphne Harding's office. Before we are presented with the option of knocking, we are met by her after she opened the door, almost instinctively. Like she sensed our presence and knew we were there.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #EFCDB8;" class="mycode_color">"Gentlemen. I appreciate your timely arrival. I understand this must not be easy for you, considering the circumstances."</span><br />
<br />
<br />
For a rare moment, we are silent, remaining that way as Daphne gazed upon us, with only sympathy in her eyes. Sighing, she gestured outward with her hand, presenting the hallway that stretched on ahead.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #EFCDB8;" class="mycode_color">"Shall we get to it then?"</span><br />
<br />
<br />
Without words, we nodded in unison and proceeded onward. With her leading us toward the chambers of death, known as the morgue. The stink of antiseptic is even stronger in here, although it is accompanied by an overwhelming scent of chemicals, meant to preserve the dead and the frigid odor of the end, meets cold storage. There's a creepy morgue employee lurching about the room too. He kind of looked like Igor, hunched over and limping, eyes never leaving the floor. Like someone might beat him if he dared to do anything else. The man scampered to the wall of metal freezer units, that each could pull out, like a drawer might. It's at this time that I hesitated, nausea rising, I felt the overwhelming urge to vomit hit me as my mind threatened to finally unravel. Right then and there, I sensed my metaphorical life raft was on the brink of capsizing, overturned by a combination of current and a massive wave. I verged on a panic attack being the victor as I lost myself to its immense power. That's when I felt Ezra's hand on my arm.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #A2ADD0;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"You got this brother."</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
He nodded with certain affirmation and I took a deep breath. Raph put his arm around me and we advanced forward. Just as surely as I am their forever protector, Ezra and Raphael are my support team, always there in my hour of need. This is how we survive and weather the worst of storms. Even when that storm raged within.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Lets do this shit."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Igor grabbed the handle for a drawer and slid it open. Revealing a corpse, sheathed in a sheet. Standing side by side, my brothers and I, we awaited what came next but nothing could prepare us for what we saw, when he pulled back the covering.<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/TnIbR1M.jpg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: TnIbR1M.jpg]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<br />
At first it was a shock, that felt like someone punching you right in the gut. That sharp jolt of pain and the abrupt loss of air that came swiftly afterwards. Our eyes equally widened as we gasped simultaneously. I turned my attention to Daphne Harding as my brothers also directed their sights to her. Then surprisingly I spoke, despite everything that wished to pull me over the brink before, I found my words first. This; however, did not remove my need to retch, in fact it only increased.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Is this some kind of sick joke?"</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Daphne is bewildered, she doesn't know what I mean and I can tell that, so I continued.<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"This isn't our mother."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
This wasn't false or grief blinding what could be seen. The woman that laid before us, wasn't our mother. She was not Stella Blackwater. In fact, the cadaver didn't even resemble her, in the slightest. <br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #EFCDB8;" class="mycode_color">"I don't understand."</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Likewise."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
My voice came out cold but I didn't care, I wanted answers. Thus began the investigation, which led to the realization that we were not lying and the body, in fact did not belong to our mother. Big shock there. Along with this came quite a different brand of surprise. Rather unexpected and unnerving. It would seem that Stella Blackwater, was nowhere to be found on the entire premises. She was simply gone, without a trace. To where, no one knew. In that moment of understanding, a frigid chill ripped through my body but the shudder somehow tore through all three of us; my brothers and I, were instantly effected in exactly the same manner. With good cause too because without a shadow of a doubt this meant that our mother was loose. Stella Blackwater had managed to escape Shady Lane Sanitarium.<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/IYILl2h.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: IYILl2h.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1FCECB;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"Oh Thaddeus Duke, you don't have to thank me. I thank you. Bless you child, for you have shone me the light and in that pure illumination, I have found the truth and a realization. About myself and the road that lies ahead. I don't want to be the television champion anymore. Yeah, it was fun but I think daddy's had enough now. See, while Azrael carried it like a badge of honor, for over nine months. Taking on the role of longest reigning television champion, to date. I feel like it's more of a shackle. A tether to one brand, limited and short sighted. True greatness doesn't limit itself to one small pond, where it can remain the biggest fish indefinitely. No. It doesn't. Those that are truly amazing and a sheer marvel to behold, venture forth and fight in battlefields abound. Climb in the trenches, much like you did in the past. I can totally picture that by the way and it's adorable. I didn't know they made army fatigues in size extra small."<br />
<br />
<br />
"Anyway, as I was saying, the astounding - astound, wherever they go and with the television title chaining me to Savage, I couldn't really do that, now could I? Not if I selfishly wanted to also spend time with my family too. Which I do. It seems strange I know but you'll understand what I mean when you finally find that lucky lady and settle down. Hopefully not settling for the first one that comes along and finally pops your cherry cause that would be very unwise. Trust me. Your old man almost did that once and she was a sloppy seconds prostitute that fucked Griffin MacAlister first. Good thing John Madison killed her or else you might have never been born. Or maybe you would be, only you'd be half asian, with less resting bitch face. Sorry, I had to mention that, to be fair... you did give me permission to make jokes. Which utterly offends me by the way. I mean... like what the actual fuck, I don't make jokes. I am a hardened, serious man. I tell everything like it is, with a steely eyed stare and pursed lips. Didn't you know that about me? Well, now you do... y'know, for the future, so you don't make that same mistake."<br />
<br />
<br />
"Which reminds me, I wanted to tell you something Thaddeus, you are right. You're one hundred percent better than me. At everything. Forget all that shit I said about being great. You're the greatest and that's the real reason behind why I want to give you my title. I can't compete with all that is you. Your sheer willpower, strength, determination and utter skill is simply unparalleled and I bask in your radiance, like a child viewing the sun rise for the very first time. Ever. Immaculate and truly enlightening. I stand in awe of your presence, hoping... nay, praying that you will show some kind of mercy. As I await this on bated breath, I can't help but wonder, just what the fuck are you smelling all the time that stinks so bad?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/ZEFE5Y6.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: ZEFE5Y6.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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"Hahahahaha! Awww... man, I bet I had you really going there for a minute. Seriously though, what stinks? Cause every time I see you, you look like you just took a big ol' whiff of The Brotherhood's old community outhouse. Yeah, some in depth insider information made me privy to the fact that your father didn't have indoor plumbing, so all those guys had to poop in an outhouse. A single, solitary outhouse, shared by all 2000 men. Ew. Can you imagine? I guess you can, you're the one that's revisiting the spot on a frequent enough basis that it totally contorts your face and twists it up, like you've been cracked in the head with a cast iron skillet. Everyone has their quirks, I suppose. No matter how disgusting or deranged they might be."<br />
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"Enough on that, lets get back to the nitty gritty, meat and potatoes of all this. Our match and what I promise you, my looming adversary. Despite everything I previously said, I do plan on giving this fight my all. After all, I wouldn't want to disappoint the crowd. I do aim to please and on top of that, I just really enjoy a good fucking fight. I already beat up a fifteen year old girl, what would hold me back from smacking you around. Quite literally too. I plan on actually smacking you. Backhanded. Really rear back and give a good force behind that swing. So the folks in the back row can hear it. Yeah, that's going to happen. Among other things but I won't list those all off right now. Wouldn't want to ruin the surprise." <br />
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"When all that's said and done, even if you're not in the proper state to accomplish this feat, I'm going to allow you to have the title. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. If you catch my drift. Then you can be the special snowflake of Savage and I can do whatever the fuck I want. Sky's the limit really. Have fun being a big fish in a small pond though. Oh and your welcome in advance, little buddy. Remember my words when you claim victory and sure, I'll definitely shake your hand out of acknowledgement that you're better than me. It'll be true too cause you'll have the title to prove it. Doesn't matter that I gave it to you, it still means that you're the best. Without even a shadow of a doubt."</span></span></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33016</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 23:49:14 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1729">Dolly Waters</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">Ya know...<br />
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It damn near didn't mean enough fer' me to comment any further because contrary to something GameGirl said in her first promo while riding her moral stallion and boring everyone to death with episode one-hundred of: <br />
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'Random XWF Character wanders around Disney when a show is in Florida' (something I've yet to do, but would certainly do it better if I ever decided to be so grossly generic)<br />
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But GameGirl said that I was just lucky that management even let me into this tournament. Insinuating that I hurt their feelings I guess. But basically Dolly Waters should be counting her lucky stars. I should have been oh so honored to participate in another random tournament to crown another cheap ass way to win the Universal Title that ANYONE could have participated in.<br />
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Well, fer' everything GameGirl knows, she knew the moment that she uttered those words that she was full of dogshit, and that was one of her first few sentences. Let's be fucking real fer' a second, if we're gunna' play these *games*, she goddamn well knows that by the time I threw my hat in the ring, management was all but BEGGING fer' participants for the March Madness tournament. Hell if I'm not mistaken, it's also the only reason she jumped in as well. <br />
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But admitting something like that though and leaving her whole little 'Dolly is a desperate piece of shit' angle she decided to run through in three sub-par sounding promos in her bag would have left her with nothing to talk about. Because honestly, she's trash. Flat out. That's why the bitch had to jump the gun and start hollering-about trying to discredit my career because it just didn't sit with her well that Lacklan and Lux couldn't stop praising me as the perceived favorite to beat her.<br />
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That's why she decided to press pause on her lame ass video game that no one finds entertaining and just start cutting promos, because she hasn't the effort or the talent required to keep up any semblance of a required pace to be anything other than fucked. She's an unimaginative slug-uva-geek's idea of something cool who finds photoshopping nineteen-ninety-five back to life a good substitute for the fundamentals of this entire THING we do.<br />
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It makes her feel icky to know that other talented competitors are compelled to point-out that I'm talented, while in opposite breathes, bashing her over the head fer' being bland. But through it all, and even though I've left her choking on her own hypocrisies like she's an embarrassed and undressed rendering in some sad anime porn game, only excitable to fat slobs jerking off in their mothers' basements', I felt I'd be remiss to at least not leave some flowers at her grave before tomorrow night. She's earned it y'all.<br />
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POWER OF TRASH TALK JUMPS TO!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Well it just stays the same fer' me I guess. <br />
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See I'm not some uniquely educated corpse being inhabited by an even more educated spirit of an assassin. I'm not some drab lead of a video game that no one ever heard of, or a rich lesbian vampire who wrestles. That's what not-a-one of you idiots can quite figure out either. Fer' all of Lux and Lacklan being overly fixated on figuring out and trying to diagnose who I am, it's really pretty simple. I'm Dolly Waters. A simple little hick girl who found herself thrown into a most unfitting world fer' her in the XWF... and that's what pisses people like GameGirl off the most. <br />
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I don't and never had to be flexing the four flimsy walls of reality to remain relevant. I never had to claim to have special powers, or special insight into certain subjects to widen the proverbial eyes of the audience. <br />
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GameGirl powers up to thirty-five percent and, again, says the exact same crap she already said. Over and over and over and OVER again. Only in the most recent iteration though she started claiming that I was jacking her promo style. AWE! That's so goddamn darling it makes me just want to hurl with a reversed connotation about flattery and imitation. Bitch! Trust me! I want to be nothing like you- you cowardly, deflective little cunt.<br />
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A goddamn genius who knows that Peter Gilmour not winning a match means that he won a match.<br />
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A desperate little bitch who scrambles to say anything they can to prove that they're not entirely out of their league.<br />
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An OH-SO-ORIGINAL gaff of an existence who get's green-lighted to say something funny by yours truly, then turns around copies the entire history of limp wristed insults on southerners that was somehow less humorous than a Jeff Foxworthy standup routine.<br />
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But see, it wasn't just all of that garbage that proved you suck GameGirl. It wasn't you flailing around like a newborn baby who doesn't know how to latch on a nipple that proved that yer' totally incompetent, needing Mama Waters to keep holding yer' hand. <br />
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It was when you decided to attack me with a puny line of shit that no one outside of a few random folks would even know what yer' talking about. Scrambling, hoping to god that these little not-so-subtle jabs would get you over with the folks who knew or know anything about what yer' saying. That's all you thought you had, and really, it was fucking weak.<br />
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Do you think Lax or Luckland gave the faintest of fucks about what you said about SEE making me an offer to jump ship? You may as well had been smearing hieroglyphs on yer' fourth wall of fallacy with bat-shit like the primitive fuck that you are when you started blathering about begging management to sound some certain way or whatever in the fuck.<br />
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SEE, here's the thing, you never really had anything to attack me with you twit, I ripped apart every single one of yer' feeble little attacks so you had to resort to hoping that the little clique of folks who would judge something so prepubescent as the proverbial 'ish' might find yer' words worthy of a slow golf clap. Sorry fer' catching you SO off guard though.         <br />
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GameGirl shoves an energizer bunny up her ass, powers up, and vomits redundancy fer' the whole world to see- and what she'll never admit is that she knows deep down that if I REALLY wanted to, I would snip her AC adapter and leave her relegated to a free download on the PlayStation Network.    <br />
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I'm better than you GameGirl…<br />
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Sux and Lesland knew it...<br />
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Luca knew it...<br />
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And you knew it when you started getting all obtusely obese cocksuckerish on us.<br />
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If I really wanted to, I'd come out tomorrow night and leave in a fit of fucked that you'd chalk up as glitching out fer' an excuse in a couple of years when you show up here again and start calling people unworthy.<br />
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But again, just to shit all over yer' entire argument, I never gave a fuck about winning this tournament. I don't hold myself in this regard that you have programmed in yer' dialect fer' Dolly Waters. I just happen to fuck around and do more than you will ever... EVER do if I so fucking please.<br />
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Neither of us deserve to win this thing, and that's a fact, and most likely, neither of us will win. I don't deserve to win because I have a vested interest in seeing someone else win, but you?<br />
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You don't deserve to win because... well, everything you do?<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i><span style="text-shadow: 0 0 40px pink;font-weight:bold;font-size:11pt;color:#FF69B4;font-family:'arial';">Ya know...<br />
<br />
It damn near didn't mean enough fer' me to comment any further because contrary to something GameGirl said in her first promo while riding her moral stallion and boring everyone to death with episode one-hundred of: <br />
<br />
'Random XWF Character wanders around Disney when a show is in Florida' (something I've yet to do, but would certainly do it better if I ever decided to be so grossly generic)<br />
<br />
But GameGirl said that I was just lucky that management even let me into this tournament. Insinuating that I hurt their feelings I guess. But basically Dolly Waters should be counting her lucky stars. I should have been oh so honored to participate in another random tournament to crown another cheap ass way to win the Universal Title that ANYONE could have participated in.<br />
 <br />
Well, fer' everything GameGirl knows, she knew the moment that she uttered those words that she was full of dogshit, and that was one of her first few sentences. Let's be fucking real fer' a second, if we're gunna' play these *games*, she goddamn well knows that by the time I threw my hat in the ring, management was all but BEGGING fer' participants for the March Madness tournament. Hell if I'm not mistaken, it's also the only reason she jumped in as well. <br />
<br />
But admitting something like that though and leaving her whole little 'Dolly is a desperate piece of shit' angle she decided to run through in three sub-par sounding promos in her bag would have left her with nothing to talk about. Because honestly, she's trash. Flat out. That's why the bitch had to jump the gun and start hollering-about trying to discredit my career because it just didn't sit with her well that Lacklan and Lux couldn't stop praising me as the perceived favorite to beat her.<br />
 <br />
That's why she decided to press pause on her lame ass video game that no one finds entertaining and just start cutting promos, because she hasn't the effort or the talent required to keep up any semblance of a required pace to be anything other than fucked. She's an unimaginative slug-uva-geek's idea of something cool who finds photoshopping nineteen-ninety-five back to life a good substitute for the fundamentals of this entire THING we do.<br />
 <br />
It makes her feel icky to know that other talented competitors are compelled to point-out that I'm talented, while in opposite breathes, bashing her over the head fer' being bland. But through it all, and even though I've left her choking on her own hypocrisies like she's an embarrassed and undressed rendering in some sad anime porn game, only excitable to fat slobs jerking off in their mothers' basements', I felt I'd be remiss to at least not leave some flowers at her grave before tomorrow night. She's earned it y'all.<br />
  <br />
POWER OF TRASH TALK JUMPS TO!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Well it just stays the same fer' me I guess. <br />
<br />
See I'm not some uniquely educated corpse being inhabited by an even more educated spirit of an assassin. I'm not some drab lead of a video game that no one ever heard of, or a rich lesbian vampire who wrestles. That's what not-a-one of you idiots can quite figure out either. Fer' all of Lux and Lacklan being overly fixated on figuring out and trying to diagnose who I am, it's really pretty simple. I'm Dolly Waters. A simple little hick girl who found herself thrown into a most unfitting world fer' her in the XWF... and that's what pisses people like GameGirl off the most. <br />
<br />
I don't and never had to be flexing the four flimsy walls of reality to remain relevant. I never had to claim to have special powers, or special insight into certain subjects to widen the proverbial eyes of the audience. <br />
<br />
GameGirl powers up to thirty-five percent and, again, says the exact same crap she already said. Over and over and over and OVER again. Only in the most recent iteration though she started claiming that I was jacking her promo style. AWE! That's so goddamn darling it makes me just want to hurl with a reversed connotation about flattery and imitation. Bitch! Trust me! I want to be nothing like you- you cowardly, deflective little cunt.<br />
<br />
A goddamn genius who knows that Peter Gilmour not winning a match means that he won a match.<br />
<br />
A desperate little bitch who scrambles to say anything they can to prove that they're not entirely out of their league.<br />
<br />
An OH-SO-ORIGINAL gaff of an existence who get's green-lighted to say something funny by yours truly, then turns around copies the entire history of limp wristed insults on southerners that was somehow less humorous than a Jeff Foxworthy standup routine.<br />
<br />
But see, it wasn't just all of that garbage that proved you suck GameGirl. It wasn't you flailing around like a newborn baby who doesn't know how to latch on a nipple that proved that yer' totally incompetent, needing Mama Waters to keep holding yer' hand. <br />
<br />
It was when you decided to attack me with a puny line of shit that no one outside of a few random folks would even know what yer' talking about. Scrambling, hoping to god that these little not-so-subtle jabs would get you over with the folks who knew or know anything about what yer' saying. That's all you thought you had, and really, it was fucking weak.<br />
<br />
Do you think Lax or Luckland gave the faintest of fucks about what you said about SEE making me an offer to jump ship? You may as well had been smearing hieroglyphs on yer' fourth wall of fallacy with bat-shit like the primitive fuck that you are when you started blathering about begging management to sound some certain way or whatever in the fuck.<br />
<br />
SEE, here's the thing, you never really had anything to attack me with you twit, I ripped apart every single one of yer' feeble little attacks so you had to resort to hoping that the little clique of folks who would judge something so prepubescent as the proverbial 'ish' might find yer' words worthy of a slow golf clap. Sorry fer' catching you SO off guard though.         <br />
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GameGirl shoves an energizer bunny up her ass, powers up, and vomits redundancy fer' the whole world to see- and what she'll never admit is that she knows deep down that if I REALLY wanted to, I would snip her AC adapter and leave her relegated to a free download on the PlayStation Network.    <br />
<br />
I'm better than you GameGirl…<br />
<br />
Sux and Lesland knew it...<br />
<br />
Luca knew it...<br />
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/3V3J4ai.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3V3J4ai.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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And you knew it when you started getting all obtusely obese cocksuckerish on us.<br />
<br />
If I really wanted to, I'd come out tomorrow night and leave in a fit of fucked that you'd chalk up as glitching out fer' an excuse in a couple of years when you show up here again and start calling people unworthy.<br />
<br />
But again, just to shit all over yer' entire argument, I never gave a fuck about winning this tournament. I don't hold myself in this regard that you have programmed in yer' dialect fer' Dolly Waters. I just happen to fuck around and do more than you will ever... EVER do if I so fucking please.<br />
<br />
Neither of us deserve to win this thing, and that's a fact, and most likely, neither of us will win. I don't deserve to win because I have a vested interest in seeing someone else win, but you?<br />
<br />
You don't deserve to win because... well, everything you do?<br />
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			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33056</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 23:25:50 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2214">Robert "The Omega" Main</a>]]></dc:creator>
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<font color="orange">A memory can be such a precious treasure.</font><br />
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<font color="orange">But what happens when a memory becomes something else?</font><br />
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<font color="orange">When it evolves into something more.</font><br />
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<font color="orange">Say, a nightmare..</font><br />
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<font color="orange">Chris, you are trying to use the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> as a symbol of encouragement, a symbol to burn terror into my heart. The only thing that you have succeeded in doing is unlocking my true potential. You see that witch gave me this crystal opening a door, allowing my inner demons to run free. I didn’t want to do this. Hell, I even fought against it, looking at you now I can see more clearly than ever before. I can see there just isn’t any other way. To dismantle the monster, I must become one. For you, there’s no light at the end of this tunnel.</font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::Sunday night, on one of the grandest stages of them all, Robert Main will fight, united with his XWF family behind him.:::::::</span></font><br />
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<font color="orange">The big question though is what’s after all of this? Is it anguish? Maybe it’s horror. Tell me what you are truly fighting for. Sunday night you will enter the ring a broken empty soul. For months you’ve been apprehensive about showing your face, you’ve come to the realization that the eyes of the entire world have been opened. They’ve been awoken. All eyes now leer upon the coward, they are on to you. Finally, the world has become aware. Each one can see your infamy. You carry degradation on those sleeves now. It’s honestly a tragedy how it all happened, your serendipity appropriated, or so you tell us. Your fiascoes have always been of your own doing, there’s no one to criticize anymore but yourself. Now we both have a date with destiny and how fitting it is. A couple of modern day prizefighters ferociously brawling for the throne. Now you’ve run out of time, your fate will finally be sealed. March Madness will be your final resting place.</font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::He will fight with everything he has. He will swarm Chaos, he will overwhelm his challenger wiping away the memories like the sand and tide.:::::::</span></font><br />
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A solo light beams down from above Robert as darkness shrouds the room around him. Robert begins laughing manically as he rips the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> from his shoulder slamming it on the table before him. Robert continues laughing pointing at the championship. Then he stops unexpectedly smashing his hands down upon the table sending the championship springing in the air. <br />
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<font color="orange">This championship, this crown of thorns, defines your entire existence, your career sits before me. This moniker is everything you have ever stood for. All the blood, sweat and tears you’ve put in, skirmishing for this trophy has brought you to a crossroads with me. A snake trapped with a sewer rat in a cage for the world to bear witness. It was you Chris Chaos who encouraged this encounter. Now I’ll fill your veins full of my venom. With each pump, you will come one step closer to your demise. It’s too late to turn back now, as the darkness rises within me. You were given an opportunity to run for asylum. I have never wanted to transform the XWF, my vision is clear, for this company to thrive you can no longer be in it. You did this to me, you lit the fuse and now you’ll burn for it.</font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::If Chaos can somehow win the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> he will reshape the XWF in his image. He will change who we once were, what every one of us once believed. He will change everything we had ever been. Our history, our notions of where we each came from.</span>:::::::</font><br />
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Robert bashes his fist on the table once more grinning from ear to ear as images of a broken Chris Chaos flood his mind.<br />
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<font color="orange">Your torment has become my dreams, I want you to close your eyes and tell me what you see now. Can you see what I see, can you feel what I feel? All I can see is the everlasting reminder of a paradise lost. Eating away at your conscience, your mind fragmented into little pieces. If our entire existence is truly defined by one moment in time. Then that moment was the signal, it was telling you that the end was near. But you didn’t listen did you, Chris? No. It’s so sad really, the once monumental Chaos reduced to a pile of broken bones and dreams. Can you feel him, Chris? Can you feel the reaper of “Death” breathing down the back of your neck, his claws digging into your skin dragging you down where you belong? Sunday night in the main event, you will witness the endgame first hand. The annihilation of a man who once had the world by the balls. It’s the last stage Chris, the end of the line, your discontinuance and that excites me..</font><br />
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Robert grabs the sides of his head turning his back to the camera<br />
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:::::::<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">Robert refuses to gaze out upon a future where hope couldn’t survive. Once the bell rings Robert will come eye to eye with unspeakable evil. Our Champion will not waiver. He will honor the legacy of those before him. The ones who built the XWF with their bare hands. The past and present champions. Robert will honor all of them and all of us by forcing a new path.<br />
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Robert must become something beyond comprehension. He is the man who will stand for the XWF, our Champion. In a time where the stakes could not be any higher. This has become more than a battle between two men. This was a war for the heart and soul of the people. It would decide the type of future we lived in, what our dreams would be.:::::::</span></font><br />
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Robert cracks his neck turning back around to the camera laughing hysterically <br />
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<font color="orange">People like you Chris are hallow full of empty promises. You are a liar!</font><br />
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Robert screams<br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">LIAR!</span></font><br />
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Robert points directly at the camera his eyes wide and full of resentment<br />
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<font color="orange">You stand for illusions, erroneous truths. One of us speaks the truth while the other speaks nothing but lies. Chris, I’m that beacon of hope the XWF so desperately needs. For so long you have selfishly denied so many along your journey to the top of the mountain. Now here you are once more doing the same. You’ve grabbed others destiny time and time again. It’s always been you pilfering others opportunities. I think it’s that smugness, that self-importance of yours that makes you do such deranged things. You remind me of someone I knew a long time ago. This man was supposed to be the chosen one just like you. He promised to lead this industry into brighter days. This man was a fraudulent profit. He was chosen while the others were cast aside. Looking at it now, we can clearly see they made the wrong choice. He denied them. Just like I’ll deny you. Just like in the gospel Jim Caedus became Peter.</font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::These two men so perfectly matched, two warriors fighting with the same motions. The same unbreakable will. The entire world will watch. The XWF <font color="red">Universal Champion</font> will not falter. Our Champion is a man at war with his worst nightmare, a warped and twisted reflection of himself, and everything that he stood for. The struggle will inspire generations to come, reminding them there can only be one choice when confronted by this kind of evil.<br />
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<marquee>AND FIGHT!</marquee><br />
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Until you cannot stand any longer. This is how the mettle of a man is tested, how the enemy is tested. Chris Chaos believes had come to power on the back of a lie, one only a man like Chaos would ever believe.:::::::</span></font><br />
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<font color="orange">Chris you and I are exact opposites, I am the yen to your yang. You and I balance this whole thing out. Whether you are willing to admit it or not, you need me. While on the other hand, I don’t need you. I’m the concept that keeps the Chris Chaos train moving down its shaky tracks. I’m the man keeping you alive. No more. Now I will cast you out permanently, as long as I am here. You’ll never ascend the ladder again. I won’t allow it. Everything for you will be obsolete in the end. You’ve cosigned yourself into oblivion with no way out.</font><br />
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Robert reveals a sadistic smirk before roaring<br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">I WILL FORBID YOU ACCESS TO PARIDISE!</font></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::Chris Chaos made us feel small in the grand scheme of things, weak when we knew better, and fearful when there was nothing to fear. March Madness the world will witness the truth. They will see that Chris Chaos was never worthy of the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font>. This war can end only one way. Chris Chaos - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Robert Main will end with Robert remaining champion. One day we all will look back on this spot in time. The scars and wreckage left as a brutal reminder, a promise of never again.<br />
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Some of what we lost along this path of evil, will be rebuilt, and what we couldn’t we will mourn. Life will go on. But deep inside ourselves, we knew. Nothing would ever be quite the same again. In the end, the ghost will always be with us, whispering in our ears. Reminding us of how far we have fallen. How the darkness nearly consumed us all.:::::::</span></font><br />
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Robert slaps himself multiple times gritting his teeth<br />
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<font color="orange">You are a bacteria, that infects the brains of those around you.</font><br />
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Robert slaps the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> flat onto the table before stepping away for a moment. Robert again turns his back to the camera laughing placing his arms out to his sides fully extended.<br />
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<font color="orange">This will be your last chance.</font><br />
<br />
<br />
Robert turns lobbing the table out of the camera's view as the championship skids across the floor.<br />
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<font color="orange">You may defy me but make no mistake about it you’ll end up just like the rest, defeated, conquered and destroyed. I’ve vanquished them all. I strike fear into every man and woman that crosses my path. I am more than just a man. I am a champion and from where I come from beast bow to me. The <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> is just a consolation prize at this point. You are the memento I seek. You will watch the end through those dying eyes.</font><br />
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Robert looks to the floor as he then drops to the floor his sharp knees dig into the floor, he places his hands out in front of him watching them tremble. He's losing his mind, he can feel it unraveling, the threads of every happy memory he could ever once recall, all but disarray. He watches his unsteady hands as they silently claw at something just out of view. He opens his mouth, but not a sound comes out, his head violently quivering as if there is a drill to the back of his skull. His eyes see nothing; they have lost all sight of what is and what could have been. Robert lowers his head now holding something in his hands.<br />
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<font color="orange">Chris I will leave you drowning in a pool of your own blood. Sunday night this all will come to an end. I’ve never feared snakes or monsters. I fear no man. What transpired on Warfare was very interesting as Jim exploited all of your flaws. You went into that match as a man with no fear, as a man who thought he was untouchable. You came out a damaged man. There will be no escape, no tomorrow.</font><br />
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Robert places something over his head then reveals himself to the camera as he places his hands on the mask made from human flesh leering into the camera.<br />
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Robert whispers<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;" class="mycode_size"><font color="orange">Deep down in my sick and twisted soul this monster has always been prowling just beneath the surface. Sunday night Chris you’ll meet the devil in the flesh as you pay the ultimate price. I will make you suffer, I will bestow pain upon your body unlike you have ever felt. Drastic times call for drastic measures. March Madness I erase the name CHRIS CHAOS!</font></span><br />
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******FADE TO EVIL LAUGHTER******<br />
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<font color="orange">A memory can be such a precious treasure.</font><br />
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<font color="orange">But what happens when a memory becomes something else?</font><br />
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<font color="orange">When it evolves into something more.</font><br />
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<font color="orange">Say, a nightmare..</font><br />
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<font color="orange">Chris, you are trying to use the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> as a symbol of encouragement, a symbol to burn terror into my heart. The only thing that you have succeeded in doing is unlocking my true potential. You see that witch gave me this crystal opening a door, allowing my inner demons to run free. I didn’t want to do this. Hell, I even fought against it, looking at you now I can see more clearly than ever before. I can see there just isn’t any other way. To dismantle the monster, I must become one. For you, there’s no light at the end of this tunnel.</font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::Sunday night, on one of the grandest stages of them all, Robert Main will fight, united with his XWF family behind him.:::::::</span></font><br />
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<font color="orange">The big question though is what’s after all of this? Is it anguish? Maybe it’s horror. Tell me what you are truly fighting for. Sunday night you will enter the ring a broken empty soul. For months you’ve been apprehensive about showing your face, you’ve come to the realization that the eyes of the entire world have been opened. They’ve been awoken. All eyes now leer upon the coward, they are on to you. Finally, the world has become aware. Each one can see your infamy. You carry degradation on those sleeves now. It’s honestly a tragedy how it all happened, your serendipity appropriated, or so you tell us. Your fiascoes have always been of your own doing, there’s no one to criticize anymore but yourself. Now we both have a date with destiny and how fitting it is. A couple of modern day prizefighters ferociously brawling for the throne. Now you’ve run out of time, your fate will finally be sealed. March Madness will be your final resting place.</font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::He will fight with everything he has. He will swarm Chaos, he will overwhelm his challenger wiping away the memories like the sand and tide.:::::::</span></font><br />
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A solo light beams down from above Robert as darkness shrouds the room around him. Robert begins laughing manically as he rips the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> from his shoulder slamming it on the table before him. Robert continues laughing pointing at the championship. Then he stops unexpectedly smashing his hands down upon the table sending the championship springing in the air. <br />
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<font color="orange">This championship, this crown of thorns, defines your entire existence, your career sits before me. This moniker is everything you have ever stood for. All the blood, sweat and tears you’ve put in, skirmishing for this trophy has brought you to a crossroads with me. A snake trapped with a sewer rat in a cage for the world to bear witness. It was you Chris Chaos who encouraged this encounter. Now I’ll fill your veins full of my venom. With each pump, you will come one step closer to your demise. It’s too late to turn back now, as the darkness rises within me. You were given an opportunity to run for asylum. I have never wanted to transform the XWF, my vision is clear, for this company to thrive you can no longer be in it. You did this to me, you lit the fuse and now you’ll burn for it.</font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::If Chaos can somehow win the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> he will reshape the XWF in his image. He will change who we once were, what every one of us once believed. He will change everything we had ever been. Our history, our notions of where we each came from.</span>:::::::</font><br />
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Robert bashes his fist on the table once more grinning from ear to ear as images of a broken Chris Chaos flood his mind.<br />
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<font color="orange">Your torment has become my dreams, I want you to close your eyes and tell me what you see now. Can you see what I see, can you feel what I feel? All I can see is the everlasting reminder of a paradise lost. Eating away at your conscience, your mind fragmented into little pieces. If our entire existence is truly defined by one moment in time. Then that moment was the signal, it was telling you that the end was near. But you didn’t listen did you, Chris? No. It’s so sad really, the once monumental Chaos reduced to a pile of broken bones and dreams. Can you feel him, Chris? Can you feel the reaper of “Death” breathing down the back of your neck, his claws digging into your skin dragging you down where you belong? Sunday night in the main event, you will witness the endgame first hand. The annihilation of a man who once had the world by the balls. It’s the last stage Chris, the end of the line, your discontinuance and that excites me..</font><br />
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Robert grabs the sides of his head turning his back to the camera<br />
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:::::::<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">Robert refuses to gaze out upon a future where hope couldn’t survive. Once the bell rings Robert will come eye to eye with unspeakable evil. Our Champion will not waiver. He will honor the legacy of those before him. The ones who built the XWF with their bare hands. The past and present champions. Robert will honor all of them and all of us by forcing a new path.<br />
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Robert must become something beyond comprehension. He is the man who will stand for the XWF, our Champion. In a time where the stakes could not be any higher. This has become more than a battle between two men. This was a war for the heart and soul of the people. It would decide the type of future we lived in, what our dreams would be.:::::::</span></font><br />
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Robert cracks his neck turning back around to the camera laughing hysterically <br />
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<font color="orange">People like you Chris are hallow full of empty promises. You are a liar!</font><br />
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Robert screams<br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">LIAR!</span></font><br />
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Robert points directly at the camera his eyes wide and full of resentment<br />
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<font color="orange">You stand for illusions, erroneous truths. One of us speaks the truth while the other speaks nothing but lies. Chris, I’m that beacon of hope the XWF so desperately needs. For so long you have selfishly denied so many along your journey to the top of the mountain. Now here you are once more doing the same. You’ve grabbed others destiny time and time again. It’s always been you pilfering others opportunities. I think it’s that smugness, that self-importance of yours that makes you do such deranged things. You remind me of someone I knew a long time ago. This man was supposed to be the chosen one just like you. He promised to lead this industry into brighter days. This man was a fraudulent profit. He was chosen while the others were cast aside. Looking at it now, we can clearly see they made the wrong choice. He denied them. Just like I’ll deny you. Just like in the gospel Jim Caedus became Peter.</font><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::These two men so perfectly matched, two warriors fighting with the same motions. The same unbreakable will. The entire world will watch. The XWF <font color="red">Universal Champion</font> will not falter. Our Champion is a man at war with his worst nightmare, a warped and twisted reflection of himself, and everything that he stood for. The struggle will inspire generations to come, reminding them there can only be one choice when confronted by this kind of evil.<br />
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Until you cannot stand any longer. This is how the mettle of a man is tested, how the enemy is tested. Chris Chaos believes had come to power on the back of a lie, one only a man like Chaos would ever believe.:::::::</span></font><br />
<br />
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<font color="orange">Chris you and I are exact opposites, I am the yen to your yang. You and I balance this whole thing out. Whether you are willing to admit it or not, you need me. While on the other hand, I don’t need you. I’m the concept that keeps the Chris Chaos train moving down its shaky tracks. I’m the man keeping you alive. No more. Now I will cast you out permanently, as long as I am here. You’ll never ascend the ladder again. I won’t allow it. Everything for you will be obsolete in the end. You’ve cosigned yourself into oblivion with no way out.</font><br />
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Robert reveals a sadistic smirk before roaring<br />
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<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">I WILL FORBID YOU ACCESS TO PARIDISE!</font></span><br />
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<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><font color="white">:::::::Chris Chaos made us feel small in the grand scheme of things, weak when we knew better, and fearful when there was nothing to fear. March Madness the world will witness the truth. They will see that Chris Chaos was never worthy of the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font>. This war can end only one way. Chris Chaos - <font color="yellow"><B>vs</B></font> - Robert Main will end with Robert remaining champion. One day we all will look back on this spot in time. The scars and wreckage left as a brutal reminder, a promise of never again.<br />
<br />
<br />
Some of what we lost along this path of evil, will be rebuilt, and what we couldn’t we will mourn. Life will go on. But deep inside ourselves, we knew. Nothing would ever be quite the same again. In the end, the ghost will always be with us, whispering in our ears. Reminding us of how far we have fallen. How the darkness nearly consumed us all.:::::::</span></font><br />
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Robert slaps himself multiple times gritting his teeth<br />
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<font color="orange">You are a bacteria, that infects the brains of those around you.</font><br />
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Robert slaps the <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> flat onto the table before stepping away for a moment. Robert again turns his back to the camera laughing placing his arms out to his sides fully extended.<br />
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<font color="orange">This will be your last chance.</font><br />
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Robert turns lobbing the table out of the camera's view as the championship skids across the floor.<br />
<br />
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<font color="orange">You may defy me but make no mistake about it you’ll end up just like the rest, defeated, conquered and destroyed. I’ve vanquished them all. I strike fear into every man and woman that crosses my path. I am more than just a man. I am a champion and from where I come from beast bow to me. The <font color="red">Universal Championship</font> is just a consolation prize at this point. You are the memento I seek. You will watch the end through those dying eyes.</font><br />
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Robert looks to the floor as he then drops to the floor his sharp knees dig into the floor, he places his hands out in front of him watching them tremble. He's losing his mind, he can feel it unraveling, the threads of every happy memory he could ever once recall, all but disarray. He watches his unsteady hands as they silently claw at something just out of view. He opens his mouth, but not a sound comes out, his head violently quivering as if there is a drill to the back of his skull. His eyes see nothing; they have lost all sight of what is and what could have been. Robert lowers his head now holding something in his hands.<br />
<br />
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<font color="orange">Chris I will leave you drowning in a pool of your own blood. Sunday night this all will come to an end. I’ve never feared snakes or monsters. I fear no man. What transpired on Warfare was very interesting as Jim exploited all of your flaws. You went into that match as a man with no fear, as a man who thought he was untouchable. You came out a damaged man. There will be no escape, no tomorrow.</font><br />
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Robert places something over his head then reveals himself to the camera as he places his hands on the mask made from human flesh leering into the camera.<br />
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Robert whispers<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;" class="mycode_size"><font color="orange">Deep down in my sick and twisted soul this monster has always been prowling just beneath the surface. Sunday night Chris you’ll meet the devil in the flesh as you pay the ultimate price. I will make you suffer, I will bestow pain upon your body unlike you have ever felt. Drastic times call for drastic measures. March Madness I erase the name CHRIS CHAOS!</font></span><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[In Conclusion]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 23:13:18 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">LOCKER ROOM<br />
MIAMI, FLORIDA<br />
JUST BEFORE MARCH MADNESS PAY PER VIEW<br />
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The XWF camera goes live to the XWF Universe from inside the locker room of Mastermind just before the start of the Pay Per View March Madness.<br />
<br />
Maria is seen sitting in front of the camera, while Mastermind is seen pacing around the room while talking on the phone.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">"I'm sorry Vin, Mummy and Daddy will be home in a couple of days.  Mummy's just helping me with trying to win back a sparkly shiny belt that Daddy's been trying to get back...."</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Maria clears her throat loudly so that Mastermind who heard turned around and got the gist.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">"Vinn, daddy's got to go.  Behave for Grandma, and take care of your sisters.  We will be home soon."</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Mastermind ended the call and placed his phone on the table and walked over to the window and looked out.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">"There's no denying that the last week and a half has been a challenge. There's also no denying that the events have shaken me as a whole, mentally and physically.  But in an effort to move forward, I am finding ways to get through this.<br />
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"But make no mistake.  This is not my weakness. This will not define me, but I WILL use it as MOTIVATION to win back the first title that I cared so much about when I won it the first two times.  The X-Treme Championship, and if that means I have to go full beserk during the match then that's the way it has to be.  Maria."</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The camera focuses on Maria.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #32CD32;" class="mycode_color">"Vita Valenteen, don't get us wrong.   We do like you.   But you have my husband really wants.   Really, really, wants.  And that's the X-Treme Championship.<br />
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"You've done very well in your defenses so far, and you've claimed what you needed to claim.  The 24/7 Briefcase where you can use it on anyone at anytime. <br />
 Including the Universal Championship.<br />
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"You've come out sledging us whether my husband in particular is really a baby face?  Come on Vita, now, you're pulling more shit out of your arse to try and sling at and throw it on the wall, and hope it's going to stick.  Is that the best that you can come up with?  My god.  If the shoe fits hey?<br />
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"You can sometimes be seen as a bitch.  Yes I'll use that word again, because that's what you can be at times.  I'm not saying it is all of the time, but when you're going for the jugglers of your opponents you have to do what you have to do, don't deny it.  That's when you've been at the top of your game.  When you are a bitch.<br />
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"A bitch isn't usually a baby face is it?   It's usually a heel type persona.<br />
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"So my husband has to look heal at times.  He can pull it off.   He has to.  He has to go that extra to win matches.  And then he reverts back to being a baby face.  Why can't it be done that way?  Why isn't it acceptable.  Because people like you who are hypocrites can say it's not acceptable.<br />
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"Well Vita, let's see who has the last laugh, because the person who laughs last, will be holding the X-Treme Championship at the end of the match.  Are you ready Vita?  I really know my husband is.<br />
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"And if you feel scared now, wait until the match begins proper, because you don't know what scared really means.  I'm not going to wish you luck Vita, because we all know that you don't deserve it."</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The camera focuses back on Mastermind.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">"I must end with this.  Vita is treating me and this match like a joke.  That's at her peril.  But Vita, if you do treat me like a joke, I'll leave you in my dust like it's funny.  See you soon Vita Valenteen."</span><br />
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<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>quote Said:</cite><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #FF69B4;" class="mycode_color"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">HE WHO LAUGHS BEST TODAY, WILL ALSO LAUGH LAST</div></span></span></blockquote>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">LOCKER ROOM<br />
MIAMI, FLORIDA<br />
JUST BEFORE MARCH MADNESS PAY PER VIEW<br />
<br />
The XWF camera goes live to the XWF Universe from inside the locker room of Mastermind just before the start of the Pay Per View March Madness.<br />
<br />
Maria is seen sitting in front of the camera, while Mastermind is seen pacing around the room while talking on the phone.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">"I'm sorry Vin, Mummy and Daddy will be home in a couple of days.  Mummy's just helping me with trying to win back a sparkly shiny belt that Daddy's been trying to get back...."</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Maria clears her throat loudly so that Mastermind who heard turned around and got the gist.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">"Vinn, daddy's got to go.  Behave for Grandma, and take care of your sisters.  We will be home soon."</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Mastermind ended the call and placed his phone on the table and walked over to the window and looked out.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">"There's no denying that the last week and a half has been a challenge. There's also no denying that the events have shaken me as a whole, mentally and physically.  But in an effort to move forward, I am finding ways to get through this.<br />
<br />
"But make no mistake.  This is not my weakness. This will not define me, but I WILL use it as MOTIVATION to win back the first title that I cared so much about when I won it the first two times.  The X-Treme Championship, and if that means I have to go full beserk during the match then that's the way it has to be.  Maria."</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The camera focuses on Maria.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #32CD32;" class="mycode_color">"Vita Valenteen, don't get us wrong.   We do like you.   But you have my husband really wants.   Really, really, wants.  And that's the X-Treme Championship.<br />
<br />
"You've done very well in your defenses so far, and you've claimed what you needed to claim.  The 24/7 Briefcase where you can use it on anyone at anytime. <br />
 Including the Universal Championship.<br />
<br />
"You've come out sledging us whether my husband in particular is really a baby face?  Come on Vita, now, you're pulling more shit out of your arse to try and sling at and throw it on the wall, and hope it's going to stick.  Is that the best that you can come up with?  My god.  If the shoe fits hey?<br />
<br />
"You can sometimes be seen as a bitch.  Yes I'll use that word again, because that's what you can be at times.  I'm not saying it is all of the time, but when you're going for the jugglers of your opponents you have to do what you have to do, don't deny it.  That's when you've been at the top of your game.  When you are a bitch.<br />
<br />
"A bitch isn't usually a baby face is it?   It's usually a heel type persona.<br />
<br />
"So my husband has to look heal at times.  He can pull it off.   He has to.  He has to go that extra to win matches.  And then he reverts back to being a baby face.  Why can't it be done that way?  Why isn't it acceptable.  Because people like you who are hypocrites can say it's not acceptable.<br />
<br />
"Well Vita, let's see who has the last laugh, because the person who laughs last, will be holding the X-Treme Championship at the end of the match.  Are you ready Vita?  I really know my husband is.<br />
<br />
"And if you feel scared now, wait until the match begins proper, because you don't know what scared really means.  I'm not going to wish you luck Vita, because we all know that you don't deserve it."</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The camera focuses back on Mastermind.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFD700;" class="mycode_color">"I must end with this.  Vita is treating me and this match like a joke.  That's at her peril.  But Vita, if you do treat me like a joke, I'll leave you in my dust like it's funny.  See you soon Vita Valenteen."</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The camera fades out.</span><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Finally Here]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 22:50:31 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1668">Chris Chaos</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">His boots dug into the soil, leaving their print clearly as he shuffled through the landscape. The rickety, falling apart metal sign at the entrance said "XWF Graveyard", but the blue letters were fading with white blotches. Obviously, nobody paid much attention to this place. The weeds were overgrown, and the dirty had pebbles in it that blew there from the wind. Nobody seemed to care about the history, nobody seemed to want to honor the dead. <br />
<br />
Rows of tombstones stood erect in silence to the left and right, in front and behind, like a sea of the dead. Some were crumbled with the weathering of centuries, some were smooth marble with new black writing and laid with floral tributes. Most though, were overgrown and unkempt, for now even their mourners had joined them under the clay soil. An upon the hill a new grave had been dug to await it's new occupant. The black hearse slowly wended it's way down the central lane followed by a procession of black limousines.<br />
<br />
Moss-laden marble pillars stood as despairing guards on either side of the cemetery threshold. Behind the ancient wrought-iron gates were rows upon rows of crumbling gravestones, their engraved epitaphs bathed in light spilt from an ashen moon. Gnarled trees hunched over most of the expanse, plunging the rest in shadow. The place echoed with painful grief and the emptiness of heartfelt loss.<br />
<br />
This was the only memory of a forgotten era. This was the memory of the XWF of old, an XWF that Robert Main so desperately wants to put away. This is the memory of the XWF that Robert Main sees, calls out Chaos for remembering, but then takes credit for resurrecting. Pet Sematary, the famous novel by Stephen King flashed through Chris's mind as he walked. <br />
<br />
Finally reaching his destination, Chris knelt down on the pebble filled dirt in front of a gravestone labeled "Caedus". Next to it in the row is "Reno", "Rider", and countless named down the list, ending with "<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">". There were several open graves, just holes in the ground, with headstones that read "Doc, Raven and Dolly". Basically, anyone Chaos had put away was in this collection of stone and dirt, barring a few Main was taking credit for rising from the ranks of the dead, and the most notable was Caedus. <br />
<br />
---<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> wasn't someone Chaos had done away with, but he was a big part of XWF who was now gone so it was only right to put him in here, but there was a note that said Shane died on his own accord, his name written in scat on the stone---<br />
<br />
Chris reached out and touched the stone that had Jim's name on it. He had been here before when he "exhumed" Jim's body for comedic enjoyment (not his real body, of course), but now he was here for a much different reason. This stone meant so much more to him now than it did before. <br />
<br />
With a sigh he traced the letters with his finger. </span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"Jim, you crazy bastard. It is because of you that I am here today. You became the pinnacle of success in this business, the one tower that I couldn't topple. I have visible scars on my body from my wars with you. The last time I was this close to a title, I was within a fingertip. I fell all the way from that hanging briefcase to the floor below and I still feel the effects. I had to beat you to get here, and I found a way. I just wanted to say than-----" </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font">Chris caught himself. Clearing his throat, he re-spoke. </span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"I just wanted to say........" </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"I" </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">He had venom in his voice now.</span></span> <br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">"I own you."</span></span></span> <br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">Chris stands up and spits on the gravestone. Then, just as he goes to walk away, he kicks it over. It crumbles to pieces. </span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">"And I am going to own your mini-me tomorrow night. That Universal Title is coming home with me." </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font">Just then the wind blew hard, swaying the surrounding trees and blowing dust all over the landscape.</span></span> <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">The boughs of the cemetery twist like contorted bones, writhing in a silent scream. Beneath them lie the cold stones, each marking a dwelling place in which no-one is home. I'm never bothered by the howl of the wind until I must traverse this place, then it's all I can hear. All that is left of the fine people of this cemetery is the decrepit stones. Under the soil is nothing but more soil, even bones don't last that long in the damp ground. Yet still this place is nowhere to be after nightfall. No-one comes here who means any good, so though it is empty almost every dusk 'til dawn, it puts the chills on even the toughest of folks.<br />
<br />
There was a cruel irony in the gravestone. It stood there with its youthful glow, strong, erect, ready to last a hundred years or more. Yet Nicole had already perished and begun her inevitable decay. It was something permanent to mark something so transient. Her flesh returns to the soil, the memories evaporate, her life extinguished. Her mourners flock to this cold stone as if they can halt all that, make permanent what never can be. It's something to visit when they cannot bear the separation any longer. It is something tangible and dependable when all else is in turmoil, our loved one has departed but the stone stays. I come when I feel like my foundations will crumble if I can't speak to her again, like an unsteady Jenga tower with someone tugging at a crucial brick. I know it's ridiculous, but somehow this slice of rock steadies me again and sends me back to my life. So until we are united in the here after, I will visit like every other soul who has lost a piece of themselves.</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font">Walking back to his car he took a deep breath before opening the door. This was it. The moment of clarity that he always looked for. He took a different approach this time. He was vicious, but focused. Why bother with a long, drawn out story when Robert Main was coming hot and heavy. He went AT Robert. And he broke the one man who made Robert Main matter in this this world. <br />
<br />
Before he put the Jeep in gear, he got out again to check if the rope was firmly secured. It was. Getting back into the car and popping it into gear he drove off, dragging a cracking and broken gravestone behind him.........<br />
<br />
.....but this one read, <span style="color: #FFA500;" class="mycode_color">APEX.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/lckvjyw.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: lckvjyw.gif]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #E6E6FA;" class="mycode_color">He WAS the underdog. Main was right. This time, CHRIS CHAOS was the underdog, and he wouldn't have it any other way. </span></span><br />
<br />
Chris was spot on about Robert, and he had him on his heels. Uncorruptability? He is about as corruptible as a politician. <br />
<br />
Misconceptions? Try again. <br />
<br />
Irony? The only irony in this entire thing is that Robert Main is still champion after all this time. <br />
<br />
Confidence? Robert has been back tracking and contradicting himself since jumpstreet. <br />
<br />
Chaos is in his head, and he wouldn't have it any other way. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFA500;" class="mycode_color">"I see you for what you truly are."</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">That is all Robert Main has left I see. I dissect his entire career, and he sees me for what I am. What is that, Robert? What do you see me as? Truthful? A prophet? The wrestling version of Jesus? I mean, tell me, what do you see me as? A shell of a man? Ooooh, you got me, big guy! Major burn! That must have taken you hours to chalk up! Talk about me bringing up irrelevant topics all you wish, but you know I am "dead-nut" as you say. They are only irrelevant to you because of your delusion. They are only irrelevant to you because they no longer apply to you, but you can't argue solid fact. You are nothing without that "irrelevant" name, that group, that status. You've ridden the coattails of greats and now want to claim it all for yourself. Go back and look at the history books. If I am so irrelevant, then why use the creepy images in your promo that I used against Jim? Why try to get in my head by using my tactics against me? <br />
<br />
I'll tell you why, because they work. <br />
<br />
I've come to a point in my life where I have nothing to explain about who I am and why I made any decisions in my life. I am who I am and I am happy. It is you who is bitter and spiteful. It is you who breaks every mirror with your fist when you look inside it. You are having a Rocky 3 moment, Robert. <br />
<br />
What do I mean? <br />
<br />
Remember the scene on the beach where Rocky battles with himself after he finds out that all of his title matches were set ups against lesser competition in an attempt to keep the title longer? That is you. You are coming to the realization that there is an angel on your shoulder, and his name is Vinnie Lane. You have been coddled at a disgusting level. You've earned nothing since winning the belt. You have been up against lesser competition to make yourself look competent, but you aren't. You are nothing but a washed up hack. You are living a Rocky 3 moment. Even your promoter is dead.<br />
<br />
You shouldn't worry about what I am saying, you should soak it in. The attitude should not focus on how to keep the haters to hate but to continue to focus on what has them hating in the first place. Just like in real life, people will judge you and mark you as a failure but the most important thing doesn't stop, and believe in yourself and let your work speaks your success. I don't care if you'll judge me. Yes, I’m a Hero, but it doesn't mean I’m a bad person. It's not about being Zero or Hero, it's about being good or bad. Fake people can keep being fake, haters can hate. I'm still going to shine.<br />
<br />
You say none of my accomplishments matter? Top 50, how long I held the Universal for, who I have beaten, who I haven't.........</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFA500;" class="mycode_color">Tell me who gives two shits about the top 50 of all time besides Chris Chaos? How many of those fossils are even still around? Very few. The answer to my question is no one. Is being in the top 50 going to save your ass come Sunday night? No.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">So the "legends" you claim you are bringing back, all former XWF talent, that you are so proud of, you just shit on them? Which one is it, are the Top Dogs coming back or are they dead and gone? God Robert, I must have you all out of sorts because you don't even remember what you said. Guys like CYREN and Raven, guys who made the business you now sit on top of (for 24 more hours, by the way), are from a dead and gone era........but you want to rub in my face how they are all coming back and how excited you are? <br />
<br />
Get your facts straight. You're about as sharp as a marble aren't you? How did you survive infancy? Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.<br />
<br />
But it is okay. You can shit on my accomplishments all you want. I talk a lot about the chamber because it was the single greatest moment of my life. I talk about the Elimination Chamber because it is what put me on the map as a legend in this business. I survived 5 other men, all the top of the top back then, and I came out the victor. Every man in that chamber, except maybe Gilly, would make you look like JV scrimmaging and NBA squad. You viscous puddle of afterbirth. You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.<br />
<br />
I didn't tear you down to prop up any ego, I tore you down because it is just so fucking easy.<br />
<br />
Don't aim to buy the world when you can't even respect it and what it holds. You're a pawn, a chess-piece, a goddamn piece of fabric on the oversized ass of life. I encourage you to go after your dreams, even if people make it seem like you can't achieve it. Your mindset determines your future so it's up to you to choose whether you succeed or not. Your mind set is a lie. You talk like a confident champion but I hear fear in your voice. You are a scared little bitch, and you know your days are numbered. I am not going to get into a pissing match with you about accomplishments and who said what and who didn't. I will let my actions speak for me inside that ring. You and I have said all there is left to say. At this point it would be beating a dead Caedus.  </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFA500;" class="mycode_color">I remember coming into Lethal Lottery like it was yesterday. I was told people like Chris Chaos doesn’t lose to curtain jerkers like Robert Main.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">You're goddamn right. You are, have been, and always will be a "curtain jerker". This is your chance to prove you aren't, but I don't think you have the stones. I am going to take MY title back, and prove to the world that there is still a little chaos left. <br />
<br />
Be prepared to Equalized, Robert. <br />
<br />
There isn't a damn thing you can do about it. </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/kK7kipu.jpg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: kK7kipu.jpg]" class="mycode_img" /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">His boots dug into the soil, leaving their print clearly as he shuffled through the landscape. The rickety, falling apart metal sign at the entrance said "XWF Graveyard", but the blue letters were fading with white blotches. Obviously, nobody paid much attention to this place. The weeds were overgrown, and the dirty had pebbles in it that blew there from the wind. Nobody seemed to care about the history, nobody seemed to want to honor the dead. <br />
<br />
Rows of tombstones stood erect in silence to the left and right, in front and behind, like a sea of the dead. Some were crumbled with the weathering of centuries, some were smooth marble with new black writing and laid with floral tributes. Most though, were overgrown and unkempt, for now even their mourners had joined them under the clay soil. An upon the hill a new grave had been dug to await it's new occupant. The black hearse slowly wended it's way down the central lane followed by a procession of black limousines.<br />
<br />
Moss-laden marble pillars stood as despairing guards on either side of the cemetery threshold. Behind the ancient wrought-iron gates were rows upon rows of crumbling gravestones, their engraved epitaphs bathed in light spilt from an ashen moon. Gnarled trees hunched over most of the expanse, plunging the rest in shadow. The place echoed with painful grief and the emptiness of heartfelt loss.<br />
<br />
This was the only memory of a forgotten era. This was the memory of the XWF of old, an XWF that Robert Main so desperately wants to put away. This is the memory of the XWF that Robert Main sees, calls out Chaos for remembering, but then takes credit for resurrecting. Pet Sematary, the famous novel by Stephen King flashed through Chris's mind as he walked. <br />
<br />
Finally reaching his destination, Chris knelt down on the pebble filled dirt in front of a gravestone labeled "Caedus". Next to it in the row is "Reno", "Rider", and countless named down the list, ending with "<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">". There were several open graves, just holes in the ground, with headstones that read "Doc, Raven and Dolly". Basically, anyone Chaos had put away was in this collection of stone and dirt, barring a few Main was taking credit for rising from the ranks of the dead, and the most notable was Caedus. <br />
<br />
---<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> wasn't someone Chaos had done away with, but he was a big part of XWF who was now gone so it was only right to put him in here, but there was a note that said Shane died on his own accord, his name written in scat on the stone---<br />
<br />
Chris reached out and touched the stone that had Jim's name on it. He had been here before when he "exhumed" Jim's body for comedic enjoyment (not his real body, of course), but now he was here for a much different reason. This stone meant so much more to him now than it did before. <br />
<br />
With a sigh he traced the letters with his finger. </span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"Jim, you crazy bastard. It is because of you that I am here today. You became the pinnacle of success in this business, the one tower that I couldn't topple. I have visible scars on my body from my wars with you. The last time I was this close to a title, I was within a fingertip. I fell all the way from that hanging briefcase to the floor below and I still feel the effects. I had to beat you to get here, and I found a way. I just wanted to say than-----" </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font">Chris caught himself. Clearing his throat, he re-spoke. </span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"I just wanted to say........" </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"I" </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">He had venom in his voice now.</span></span> <br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">"I own you."</span></span></span> <br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">Chris stands up and spits on the gravestone. Then, just as he goes to walk away, he kicks it over. It crumbles to pieces. </span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">"And I am going to own your mini-me tomorrow night. That Universal Title is coming home with me." </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font">Just then the wind blew hard, swaying the surrounding trees and blowing dust all over the landscape.</span></span> <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">The boughs of the cemetery twist like contorted bones, writhing in a silent scream. Beneath them lie the cold stones, each marking a dwelling place in which no-one is home. I'm never bothered by the howl of the wind until I must traverse this place, then it's all I can hear. All that is left of the fine people of this cemetery is the decrepit stones. Under the soil is nothing but more soil, even bones don't last that long in the damp ground. Yet still this place is nowhere to be after nightfall. No-one comes here who means any good, so though it is empty almost every dusk 'til dawn, it puts the chills on even the toughest of folks.<br />
<br />
There was a cruel irony in the gravestone. It stood there with its youthful glow, strong, erect, ready to last a hundred years or more. Yet Nicole had already perished and begun her inevitable decay. It was something permanent to mark something so transient. Her flesh returns to the soil, the memories evaporate, her life extinguished. Her mourners flock to this cold stone as if they can halt all that, make permanent what never can be. It's something to visit when they cannot bear the separation any longer. It is something tangible and dependable when all else is in turmoil, our loved one has departed but the stone stays. I come when I feel like my foundations will crumble if I can't speak to her again, like an unsteady Jenga tower with someone tugging at a crucial brick. I know it's ridiculous, but somehow this slice of rock steadies me again and sends me back to my life. So until we are united in the here after, I will visit like every other soul who has lost a piece of themselves.</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font">Walking back to his car he took a deep breath before opening the door. This was it. The moment of clarity that he always looked for. He took a different approach this time. He was vicious, but focused. Why bother with a long, drawn out story when Robert Main was coming hot and heavy. He went AT Robert. And he broke the one man who made Robert Main matter in this this world. <br />
<br />
Before he put the Jeep in gear, he got out again to check if the rope was firmly secured. It was. Getting back into the car and popping it into gear he drove off, dragging a cracking and broken gravestone behind him.........<br />
<br />
.....but this one read, <span style="color: #FFA500;" class="mycode_color">APEX.</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/lckvjyw.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: lckvjyw.gif]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #E6E6FA;" class="mycode_color">He WAS the underdog. Main was right. This time, CHRIS CHAOS was the underdog, and he wouldn't have it any other way. </span></span><br />
<br />
Chris was spot on about Robert, and he had him on his heels. Uncorruptability? He is about as corruptible as a politician. <br />
<br />
Misconceptions? Try again. <br />
<br />
Irony? The only irony in this entire thing is that Robert Main is still champion after all this time. <br />
<br />
Confidence? Robert has been back tracking and contradicting himself since jumpstreet. <br />
<br />
Chaos is in his head, and he wouldn't have it any other way. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFA500;" class="mycode_color">"I see you for what you truly are."</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">That is all Robert Main has left I see. I dissect his entire career, and he sees me for what I am. What is that, Robert? What do you see me as? Truthful? A prophet? The wrestling version of Jesus? I mean, tell me, what do you see me as? A shell of a man? Ooooh, you got me, big guy! Major burn! That must have taken you hours to chalk up! Talk about me bringing up irrelevant topics all you wish, but you know I am "dead-nut" as you say. They are only irrelevant to you because of your delusion. They are only irrelevant to you because they no longer apply to you, but you can't argue solid fact. You are nothing without that "irrelevant" name, that group, that status. You've ridden the coattails of greats and now want to claim it all for yourself. Go back and look at the history books. If I am so irrelevant, then why use the creepy images in your promo that I used against Jim? Why try to get in my head by using my tactics against me? <br />
<br />
I'll tell you why, because they work. <br />
<br />
I've come to a point in my life where I have nothing to explain about who I am and why I made any decisions in my life. I am who I am and I am happy. It is you who is bitter and spiteful. It is you who breaks every mirror with your fist when you look inside it. You are having a Rocky 3 moment, Robert. <br />
<br />
What do I mean? <br />
<br />
Remember the scene on the beach where Rocky battles with himself after he finds out that all of his title matches were set ups against lesser competition in an attempt to keep the title longer? That is you. You are coming to the realization that there is an angel on your shoulder, and his name is Vinnie Lane. You have been coddled at a disgusting level. You've earned nothing since winning the belt. You have been up against lesser competition to make yourself look competent, but you aren't. You are nothing but a washed up hack. You are living a Rocky 3 moment. Even your promoter is dead.<br />
<br />
You shouldn't worry about what I am saying, you should soak it in. The attitude should not focus on how to keep the haters to hate but to continue to focus on what has them hating in the first place. Just like in real life, people will judge you and mark you as a failure but the most important thing doesn't stop, and believe in yourself and let your work speaks your success. I don't care if you'll judge me. Yes, I’m a Hero, but it doesn't mean I’m a bad person. It's not about being Zero or Hero, it's about being good or bad. Fake people can keep being fake, haters can hate. I'm still going to shine.<br />
<br />
You say none of my accomplishments matter? Top 50, how long I held the Universal for, who I have beaten, who I haven't.........</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFA500;" class="mycode_color">Tell me who gives two shits about the top 50 of all time besides Chris Chaos? How many of those fossils are even still around? Very few. The answer to my question is no one. Is being in the top 50 going to save your ass come Sunday night? No.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">So the "legends" you claim you are bringing back, all former XWF talent, that you are so proud of, you just shit on them? Which one is it, are the Top Dogs coming back or are they dead and gone? God Robert, I must have you all out of sorts because you don't even remember what you said. Guys like CYREN and Raven, guys who made the business you now sit on top of (for 24 more hours, by the way), are from a dead and gone era........but you want to rub in my face how they are all coming back and how excited you are? <br />
<br />
Get your facts straight. You're about as sharp as a marble aren't you? How did you survive infancy? Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.<br />
<br />
But it is okay. You can shit on my accomplishments all you want. I talk a lot about the chamber because it was the single greatest moment of my life. I talk about the Elimination Chamber because it is what put me on the map as a legend in this business. I survived 5 other men, all the top of the top back then, and I came out the victor. Every man in that chamber, except maybe Gilly, would make you look like JV scrimmaging and NBA squad. You viscous puddle of afterbirth. You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.<br />
<br />
I didn't tear you down to prop up any ego, I tore you down because it is just so fucking easy.<br />
<br />
Don't aim to buy the world when you can't even respect it and what it holds. You're a pawn, a chess-piece, a goddamn piece of fabric on the oversized ass of life. I encourage you to go after your dreams, even if people make it seem like you can't achieve it. Your mindset determines your future so it's up to you to choose whether you succeed or not. Your mind set is a lie. You talk like a confident champion but I hear fear in your voice. You are a scared little bitch, and you know your days are numbered. I am not going to get into a pissing match with you about accomplishments and who said what and who didn't. I will let my actions speak for me inside that ring. You and I have said all there is left to say. At this point it would be beating a dead Caedus.  </span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFA500;" class="mycode_color">I remember coming into Lethal Lottery like it was yesterday. I was told people like Chris Chaos doesn’t lose to curtain jerkers like Robert Main.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">You're goddamn right. You are, have been, and always will be a "curtain jerker". This is your chance to prove you aren't, but I don't think you have the stones. I am going to take MY title back, and prove to the world that there is still a little chaos left. <br />
<br />
Be prepared to Equalized, Robert. <br />
<br />
There isn't a damn thing you can do about it. </span></span></span><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[#FuckDollyVer4]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33054</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 20:09:27 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2253">Lacklan</a>]]></dc:creator>
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<br />
Hey there! Ashley Allen again, So, TECHNICALLY, my little “break” from being the personal assistant to both of the Grey-Lacklans is at an end, as I report back to work full time on Monday, but I have a little more time to make EVERYONE happy! You see, my inbox has been FLOODED with request for ONE MORE batch of comparisons, and while I hadn’t intended on doing any more, bosslady basically wanted to take the rest of the day off after her...lets go with less than successful...driver’s test today.<br />
<br />
One last time!<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size">- #CoolRankings, in association with Dark Goddess Productions, presents - </span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Candy Bars<br />
</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sar:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Snickers - Because they nailed that perfect combination of salty, sweet, and chocolatey, plus both creamy and crunchy texture, and are the KING of what a candy bar should be.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lux:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Pay Day - By contrast, you take one big bite of a Pay Day, your mouth gets all dry, and you really need a glass of water. You set it down and don’t bother taking another bite.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Game Girl: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Hershey Bar - I mean, it’s tasty and all, but you move past it after you’re, like, six. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Dolly: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">PBMax bar. Bitches are DEAD!</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
<br />
Disney Princesses</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sar: </span></span><span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Rapunzel - Magical hair that glows and not only the BEST modern princess, arguably has the best movie EVER.  </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> Lux: </span></span><span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Snow White - Has anyone ever watched any scene with her a second time? Ever?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Game Girl: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Aurora - Only palatable because of the adorable fairies and badass villain. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Dolly: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Pocahontas - Bitched dies of smallpox in the Old World! LOVE the sequel! </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
<br />
Holidays</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Sar: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Christmas - People give gifts, get along, spread cheer and joy, and its to celebrate the birthday of the person who saved all of mankind! </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lux: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Black Friday - A pretend holiday that you go to one time, see how fucking stupid it all is, and never go again.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Game Girl:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Valentine’s Day - Completely manufactured and a FUCKING WASTE OF TIME because FUCK that guy who stood me up this year. Fuck him IN THE ASS</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Dolly: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Columbus Day - Quickly losing its acceptance, which means the bitch is dead! </span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
<br />
Breakfast Cereals</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Sar:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Honey Nut Cheerios - LIterally everyone’s favorite and go-to, a perfect balance of sweet and healthy.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lux: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Franken Berry - Jesus CHRIST that shit is disgusting. Can you even get through the first bite?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Game Girl:</span></span><span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Honey Smacks. Unnecessarily sweet, literally a full 60% of its calories comes from sugar.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Dolly:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Urkel-O’s - Created for the WORST character in television history, this bitch is DEAD</span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
<br />
Hair Metal Bands (Special Guest vlogger: Vinnie Lane)</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Sar:</span></span> <span style="color: #e909a3;" class="mycode_color">Guns n’ Roses - Dude  </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lux: </span></span> <span style="color: #e909a3;" class="mycode_color">White Lion - Dude. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Game Girl:</span></span><span style="color: #e909a3;" class="mycode_color"> Winger - Dude.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Dolly:</span></span> <span style="color: #e909a3;" class="mycode_color"> All of Glam Metal - Dude.</span><br />
<br />
 <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">BIG shout-out to the bossman for that RIVETING and IN-DEPTH analysis! Well, that’s all from me, folks. It has been a LONG couple of weeks for everyone, and I’m sure we’re all looking forward to a little time off. Enjoy March Madness! Especially when my boss raises the King of the Ring trophy into the air!</span>]]></description>
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</div>
<font color=#1eb5c2><br />
<br />
Hey there! Ashley Allen again, So, TECHNICALLY, my little “break” from being the personal assistant to both of the Grey-Lacklans is at an end, as I report back to work full time on Monday, but I have a little more time to make EVERYONE happy! You see, my inbox has been FLOODED with request for ONE MORE batch of comparisons, and while I hadn’t intended on doing any more, bosslady basically wanted to take the rest of the day off after her...lets go with less than successful...driver’s test today.<br />
<br />
One last time!<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size">- #CoolRankings, in association with Dark Goddess Productions, presents - </span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Candy Bars<br />
</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sar:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Snickers - Because they nailed that perfect combination of salty, sweet, and chocolatey, plus both creamy and crunchy texture, and are the KING of what a candy bar should be.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lux:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Pay Day - By contrast, you take one big bite of a Pay Day, your mouth gets all dry, and you really need a glass of water. You set it down and don’t bother taking another bite.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Game Girl: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Hershey Bar - I mean, it’s tasty and all, but you move past it after you’re, like, six. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Dolly: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">PBMax bar. Bitches are DEAD!</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
<br />
Disney Princesses</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Sar: </span></span><span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Rapunzel - Magical hair that glows and not only the BEST modern princess, arguably has the best movie EVER.  </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> Lux: </span></span><span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Snow White - Has anyone ever watched any scene with her a second time? Ever?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Game Girl: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Aurora - Only palatable because of the adorable fairies and badass villain. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Dolly: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Pocahontas - Bitched dies of smallpox in the Old World! LOVE the sequel! </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
<br />
Holidays</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Sar: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Christmas - People give gifts, get along, spread cheer and joy, and its to celebrate the birthday of the person who saved all of mankind! </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lux: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Black Friday - A pretend holiday that you go to one time, see how fucking stupid it all is, and never go again.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Game Girl:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Valentine’s Day - Completely manufactured and a FUCKING WASTE OF TIME because FUCK that guy who stood me up this year. Fuck him IN THE ASS</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Dolly: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">Columbus Day - Quickly losing its acceptance, which means the bitch is dead! </span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
<br />
Breakfast Cereals</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Sar:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Honey Nut Cheerios - LIterally everyone’s favorite and go-to, a perfect balance of sweet and healthy.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lux: </span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Franken Berry - Jesus CHRIST that shit is disgusting. Can you even get through the first bite?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Game Girl:</span></span><span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Honey Smacks. Unnecessarily sweet, literally a full 60% of its calories comes from sugar.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Dolly:</span></span> <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color"> Urkel-O’s - Created for the WORST character in television history, this bitch is DEAD</span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">The Final Four of the King of the Ring Tournament represented as:<br />
<br />
Hair Metal Bands (Special Guest vlogger: Vinnie Lane)</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color">Sar:</span></span> <span style="color: #e909a3;" class="mycode_color">Guns n’ Roses - Dude  </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lux: </span></span> <span style="color: #e909a3;" class="mycode_color">White Lion - Dude. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Game Girl:</span></span><span style="color: #e909a3;" class="mycode_color"> Winger - Dude.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Dolly:</span></span> <span style="color: #e909a3;" class="mycode_color"> All of Glam Metal - Dude.</span><br />
<br />
 <span style="color: #1eb5c2;" class="mycode_color">BIG shout-out to the bossman for that RIVETING and IN-DEPTH analysis! Well, that’s all from me, folks. It has been a LONG couple of weeks for everyone, and I’m sure we’re all looking forward to a little time off. Enjoy March Madness! Especially when my boss raises the King of the Ring trophy into the air!</span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Shoot Yourself]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33025</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 19:47:11 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1119">Game Girl</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<font color="orange"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"Power of Trash Talk to 50%"<br />
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"Sorry that's lame, isn't it? I shouldn't announce that I'm actually trying harder as that means I'm giving effort which is a bad thing to show. Apparently. Now, at the risk of making Lacklan open that soul-sucking sphincter she calls a mouth this is mostly going to address the hot dog in a microwave that is her. Because hot dogs in a microwave make a ton of noise and end in a disappointing bang, splayed against the walls just leaving you with more work instead of something to actually enjoy. Feel like I needed to explain that since this feels more like I'm hosting a special needs class rather than a wrestling competition. Gotta say Sarah, for someone who supposedly travels the world and is soo busy being a trendsetter, it sure as heck seems like you have nothing better to do than sit in front of the computer eagerly waiting for someone to post a promo so you can run your mouth, put up your sh<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> comics with whatever cruddy website you use to make them, like dude, how the heck do you find something less visually appealing than bitstrips? At least go the extra mile and use GoAnimate, why not use that 'hard earned money' and hire a team in Korea to make them for you? Do you actually make them yourself? Or do you just sit down and pop a squat on the toilet and you find them floating there in the bowl next to your promos?"<br />
<br />
"Speaking of promos, literally no one cared or knew you were going to open with a 'shoot' promo. Nobody knows what you're going to do because you have ADHD worse than Kid Kool with a set of lego. Still complaining about quotes when you do the exact same thing with tweets and texts but you're so dense you can't even see the irony. It makes you look so f<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> dumb. I'm being genuine here, this isn't a Dolly Waters throwaway line here, like legit dude you look like an idiot. When you say, a world that doesn't exist, when you've actually seen me zip in and out of reality into another video game. . . That world does exist, moron, I can go there, basically, we're already there but it isn't wrapped in some dumb s<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> hyperbole or metaphor you dreamed up to seem more charismatic than the dull, doll-eyed lump of grey clay that you are. Do you want to see a world where I can beat you? You've been living in it your whole miserable existence, no wonder your dad died, if you were my daughter I'd find a way to make my heart stop through sheer concentration too. Is that how your dad died? I didn't pay attention to you talking honestly, did he shoot himself? Because that would fit better. Oh, not insulting your dad here again, sorry for your loss, I'm insulting you for being such a disgrace and waste of life."<br />
<br />
"Weakling gamers get destroyed by fighters. . . You do realise I'm a video game character, not a gamer. Like, there's a very big obvious difference there but I guess it didn't fit into your lame one-liner. I am a fighter, I've been fighting a long time. I didn't just stroll up into the final round like lol where the Tekken tourney at? No, I worked as hard as you to get here, maybe even harder. Also, love how I poke fun at Lux and Dolly for generic video game references and you use them too, proving you're not unique and special in any way, great job bee tee dub but you also overstretch sooo hard to make sure you use other non-video game related generic references. I haven't even watched Sailor Moon. This is professional wrestling, where there is an alien in the pre-show, a dude with superpowers is the Television champion and Sarah Lacklan thinks she's clever. I'm sorry, how many professional wrestlers own a fashion line, make GIFs in their spare time, get the worst comics made and spend every waking moment when not cutting a promo s<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" />posting on twitter? Well, maybe the last part is true but what I'm saying is that zero percent of you is professional, just because you call yourself a super junior and a second generation wrestler does not make you any better than me or anyone else in this place. What? You think you're actually worth a darn because you think you're something special? Because you're <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">real</span>? You're the shining light of the company? The bratty little b<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> who everyone got tired off the third time you made an all about me video? Don't get me wrong, you were a breath of fresh air but now you are nothing more than a stale stench lingering in the air, clogging the noses of everyone here with your sour being. You're not a shining light, you're not an important beacon of hope, you're a faulty wire that's sparking above the ceiling tiles, ready to burn this place down if you don't get your own way. What kind of shining light, throws a tantrum and threatens to quit if she doesn't get her own way?"<br />
<br />
"What kind of idiot says I scurry away from threats when you haven't been able to have a single comeback for anything I've said? When I'm here working my butt off to prove just how wrong you are all the freaking time whilst you go on this rant and overwritten story of how YOU are in fact, A New Hope. Yeah, your whole spiel seems pretty damn redundant when it's boiled down to a movie line, very funny how you've become something you just mocked."<br />
<br />
"You want to say I live through an avatar? How about you? The kind of low self-esteem loser who has to prove and prove again that you live a happy and exotic life, with your constant reminders of your fake friends and your fake lover, the woman you post nudes off on Twitter as a harmless joke. The person you obsess over despite the fact that you can never truly be close to her because you are nothing but an empty husk being puppeted by some illusion of grandeur. The deluded fool who spends every waking moment tapping away at her keyboard to make herself seem as important as she thinks she is, because you are nothing without your followers and the people watching your promos think you're actually worth something. You are the fat loser stuck in some porcelain playsuit, acting like a princess because you have never felt pretty or accepted. The scared little girl who slit her wrists for attention, working so darn hard on her poetry and romantic short stories featuring that boy or girl in school who asked to borrow a pencil now finally you get to live your creative dream by weaving this delusion that you, Sarah Lacklan, are something greater. Part of something good, something pure when the sad, hard truth is you are nothing but another c<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> with an ego. Jumping from fed to fed because there's always someone better than Sarah Lacklan and you have to run away and cry before people realise just how bad you actually are. That's why you have the safety net of threatening to quit yeah? Because when Lux beats you, you can say I quit first, take your ball and go home. Without having your ego deflated for actually getting your butt handed to you. Nah, you can walk out with your head held high, because you didn't lose, no, you walked out of another bull <img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> company that allows such creative individuals which offend your very sensitive morals and ideals, so."<br />
<br />
"Every single thing, you have said to me has been nothing but empty words. Not once did you reply to anything I said, no you just rushed through it so you can get to your arts and crafts, eating your glue and getting another drawing for mumsie to put on the fridge. You kept going for video game references despite the fact that the only person that finds them witty is yourself, trust me it's only met with 'epic' eye rolls from everyone watching. You said I'll be out of the company despite the fact I've been here the longest, took the longest break too lol. You have no idea who I am or what I'm capable of and that's your downfall, you can only see what's in front of you, that's why your first two promos were so focused on Lux despite the fact you should have known you had a small chance of getting into the finals, in only actually clicked so late on like you were experiencing from some heavy lag. Oh, yeah I can do video game jokes too, you guys impressed?"<br />
<br />
"Lacklan, it's mind-blowing how great you think you are, how you talk like a 40-year-old man trying to be hip with the kids, how unbelievably thick-headed you are that you're missing golden opportunities to actually cause some damage with your words. No, instead you focus on these speeches so long and corny the Oscars are playing the 'hurry the heck up' music. The fact that you poked fun at my promo being a third trash talk while you think you're special now for finally sitting down for a promo which is nothing but trash talk. Oh no, it's a shoot blog, yeah? Call a stick a stick, hun. Get your head out of your fan fiction and face the real world, people like you are dime a dozen threatened by the unique talent such as myself. So, why don't you turn this 'shoot' on to yourself and blow your tiny brains out and end your embarrassing existence. Then go tweet about how a blue-haired, anime-eyed smurf made you cry."<br />
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"Sorry that's lame, isn't it? I shouldn't announce that I'm actually trying harder as that means I'm giving effort which is a bad thing to show. Apparently. Now, at the risk of making Lacklan open that soul-sucking sphincter she calls a mouth this is mostly going to address the hot dog in a microwave that is her. Because hot dogs in a microwave make a ton of noise and end in a disappointing bang, splayed against the walls just leaving you with more work instead of something to actually enjoy. Feel like I needed to explain that since this feels more like I'm hosting a special needs class rather than a wrestling competition. Gotta say Sarah, for someone who supposedly travels the world and is soo busy being a trendsetter, it sure as heck seems like you have nothing better to do than sit in front of the computer eagerly waiting for someone to post a promo so you can run your mouth, put up your sh<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> comics with whatever cruddy website you use to make them, like dude, how the heck do you find something less visually appealing than bitstrips? At least go the extra mile and use GoAnimate, why not use that 'hard earned money' and hire a team in Korea to make them for you? Do you actually make them yourself? Or do you just sit down and pop a squat on the toilet and you find them floating there in the bowl next to your promos?"<br />
<br />
"Speaking of promos, literally no one cared or knew you were going to open with a 'shoot' promo. Nobody knows what you're going to do because you have ADHD worse than Kid Kool with a set of lego. Still complaining about quotes when you do the exact same thing with tweets and texts but you're so dense you can't even see the irony. It makes you look so f<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> dumb. I'm being genuine here, this isn't a Dolly Waters throwaway line here, like legit dude you look like an idiot. When you say, a world that doesn't exist, when you've actually seen me zip in and out of reality into another video game. . . That world does exist, moron, I can go there, basically, we're already there but it isn't wrapped in some dumb s<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> hyperbole or metaphor you dreamed up to seem more charismatic than the dull, doll-eyed lump of grey clay that you are. Do you want to see a world where I can beat you? You've been living in it your whole miserable existence, no wonder your dad died, if you were my daughter I'd find a way to make my heart stop through sheer concentration too. Is that how your dad died? I didn't pay attention to you talking honestly, did he shoot himself? Because that would fit better. Oh, not insulting your dad here again, sorry for your loss, I'm insulting you for being such a disgrace and waste of life."<br />
<br />
"Weakling gamers get destroyed by fighters. . . You do realise I'm a video game character, not a gamer. Like, there's a very big obvious difference there but I guess it didn't fit into your lame one-liner. I am a fighter, I've been fighting a long time. I didn't just stroll up into the final round like lol where the Tekken tourney at? No, I worked as hard as you to get here, maybe even harder. Also, love how I poke fun at Lux and Dolly for generic video game references and you use them too, proving you're not unique and special in any way, great job bee tee dub but you also overstretch sooo hard to make sure you use other non-video game related generic references. I haven't even watched Sailor Moon. This is professional wrestling, where there is an alien in the pre-show, a dude with superpowers is the Television champion and Sarah Lacklan thinks she's clever. I'm sorry, how many professional wrestlers own a fashion line, make GIFs in their spare time, get the worst comics made and spend every waking moment when not cutting a promo s<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" />posting on twitter? Well, maybe the last part is true but what I'm saying is that zero percent of you is professional, just because you call yourself a super junior and a second generation wrestler does not make you any better than me or anyone else in this place. What? You think you're actually worth a darn because you think you're something special? Because you're <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">real</span>? You're the shining light of the company? The bratty little b<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> who everyone got tired off the third time you made an all about me video? Don't get me wrong, you were a breath of fresh air but now you are nothing more than a stale stench lingering in the air, clogging the noses of everyone here with your sour being. You're not a shining light, you're not an important beacon of hope, you're a faulty wire that's sparking above the ceiling tiles, ready to burn this place down if you don't get your own way. What kind of shining light, throws a tantrum and threatens to quit if she doesn't get her own way?"<br />
<br />
"What kind of idiot says I scurry away from threats when you haven't been able to have a single comeback for anything I've said? When I'm here working my butt off to prove just how wrong you are all the freaking time whilst you go on this rant and overwritten story of how YOU are in fact, A New Hope. Yeah, your whole spiel seems pretty damn redundant when it's boiled down to a movie line, very funny how you've become something you just mocked."<br />
<br />
"You want to say I live through an avatar? How about you? The kind of low self-esteem loser who has to prove and prove again that you live a happy and exotic life, with your constant reminders of your fake friends and your fake lover, the woman you post nudes off on Twitter as a harmless joke. The person you obsess over despite the fact that you can never truly be close to her because you are nothing but an empty husk being puppeted by some illusion of grandeur. The deluded fool who spends every waking moment tapping away at her keyboard to make herself seem as important as she thinks she is, because you are nothing without your followers and the people watching your promos think you're actually worth something. You are the fat loser stuck in some porcelain playsuit, acting like a princess because you have never felt pretty or accepted. The scared little girl who slit her wrists for attention, working so darn hard on her poetry and romantic short stories featuring that boy or girl in school who asked to borrow a pencil now finally you get to live your creative dream by weaving this delusion that you, Sarah Lacklan, are something greater. Part of something good, something pure when the sad, hard truth is you are nothing but another c<img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> with an ego. Jumping from fed to fed because there's always someone better than Sarah Lacklan and you have to run away and cry before people realise just how bad you actually are. That's why you have the safety net of threatening to quit yeah? Because when Lux beats you, you can say I quit first, take your ball and go home. Without having your ego deflated for actually getting your butt handed to you. Nah, you can walk out with your head held high, because you didn't lose, no, you walked out of another bull <img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaI7alo.gif?2" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: eaI7alo.gif?2]" class="mycode_img" /> company that allows such creative individuals which offend your very sensitive morals and ideals, so."<br />
<br />
"Every single thing, you have said to me has been nothing but empty words. Not once did you reply to anything I said, no you just rushed through it so you can get to your arts and crafts, eating your glue and getting another drawing for mumsie to put on the fridge. You kept going for video game references despite the fact that the only person that finds them witty is yourself, trust me it's only met with 'epic' eye rolls from everyone watching. You said I'll be out of the company despite the fact I've been here the longest, took the longest break too lol. You have no idea who I am or what I'm capable of and that's your downfall, you can only see what's in front of you, that's why your first two promos were so focused on Lux despite the fact you should have known you had a small chance of getting into the finals, in only actually clicked so late on like you were experiencing from some heavy lag. Oh, yeah I can do video game jokes too, you guys impressed?"<br />
<br />
"Lacklan, it's mind-blowing how great you think you are, how you talk like a 40-year-old man trying to be hip with the kids, how unbelievably thick-headed you are that you're missing golden opportunities to actually cause some damage with your words. No, instead you focus on these speeches so long and corny the Oscars are playing the 'hurry the heck up' music. The fact that you poked fun at my promo being a third trash talk while you think you're special now for finally sitting down for a promo which is nothing but trash talk. Oh no, it's a shoot blog, yeah? Call a stick a stick, hun. Get your head out of your fan fiction and face the real world, people like you are dime a dozen threatened by the unique talent such as myself. So, why don't you turn this 'shoot' on to yourself and blow your tiny brains out and end your embarrassing existence. Then go tweet about how a blue-haired, anime-eyed smurf made you cry."<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[A Twist of Irony & Fate:  Part 2 - RP 3]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 19:33:45 -0700</pubDate>
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<center>[duke]The Compound  |  Illimunatus Nation  |  Old Saybrook, Connecticut  |  8:27 PM[/duke]</center><hr style="width: 80%; height: 4px; color: white; background-color: white;" />
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<br />
...Continued<br />
<br />
I have known Thaddeus Duke for five years.  I have never known him to be as disconnected as he is.  Not in a sense that he doesn’t pay attention to things or has no idea what’s going on outside our world here, but in a sense that he’s looking for some sense of normalcy.  I can’t imagine what it’s like to be him.  Really, no one can.  It’s been mentioned numerous times that Thaddeus didn’t grow up like normal kids.  That’s not beating the same old drum, it’s more just trying to get the point across that he’s different.  He’s special.  In so many ways, he’s special.  He’s my best mate and I don’t mind telling you, XWF Universe, that I love the man.<br />
<br />
I’ve never seen a man, especially at his age, so devoted and loyal to those he loves and cares about.  His love and affection, his loyalty and devotion to those people is true.  It’s deep and it is very real.<br />
<br />
Once upon a time his very good friend Dolly Waters was being freaked out and creeped out by a disgusting human being in the form of Micheal Graves.  See, he and Miss Waters were just kicking off their tag team when Thaddeus had told her that he needed to kick her in the face and turn on her on Warfare and join AX3 which housed Micheal Graves.  They hatched that plan because they knew Graves and the like were up to something and he needed to find out what.  Still, even though it was a plan, it depressed him.  It all felt real.  When it was time for Thaddeus to reveal his true colors and realign with Dolly, he thoroughly got his ass kicked by AX3.  That’s love.  That’s loyalty and devotion very seldom seen in the industry.  That’s but one example of how he’ll sacrifice his own happiness, his own mental and physical health to protect a friend.  Many will make their jokes about a relationship between those two other than just friendship, yet those jokes never bothered him.  He said to me once, “that’s just their desire to fantasize about two teenagers having sex.  It certainly tells more about their character than ours.”<br />
<br />
It makes him a target at times in the XWF because he has always wore his heart upon his sleeve, never worried about the hazing or unkind words that might be thrown in his direction due to the fact that he’s very open about showing and sharing his emotions with the world, and never really cared what any one of his opponents thought of him.<br />
<br />
I’m not sure what he thinks, but I know what I think.  While I disagree with his decision to attend high school and experience at least some of the life he missed out on, I do get it.  I do understand it.  I do support him.  My disagreement comes from his safety.  In school, he’s exposed with no security detail to protect him.  No one can really fathom what it might be like to grow up the way he has and miss out on the normal, mundane things that people experience as they come of age.  I know I certainly can not.<br />
<br />
I join him now, in his office in order to conduct a phone call to his father.  He fears this call and he’s unsure why.  For years he never really concerned himself with the thoughts and feelings of his dad and maybe for good reason.  Sebastian was “out of touch” and closed off almost completely, at least as far as fatherhood and what it means to be a father.  Back then, Thaddeus would have no problem calling his father and asking him to do this.  Lately though, their relationship has improved dramatically.  They show affection toward one another.  They laugh together.  Sebastian Duke has shown interest in helping Thaddeus grow into the adult he’s meant to be.  He’s been so supportive of Thaddeus of late and he is understandably nervous that the first time he tries something that his father doesn’t understand could send their relationship crashing down again.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”What are you waiting on?”</font> I ask him as he sits nervously tapping his fingertips on the desk surface.  He looks at me but doesn’t answer.  <font color="white">”You’re nervous now, when talking to him,”</font> I conclude.<br />
<br />
[duke]”No,”[/duke] he replies emphatically.  [duke]”Only when it comes to important shit.  Things he may not understand for reasons he couldn’t possibly understand.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Look mate, I’m convinced he’s turned over a new leaf.  He’s different now than he ever was.  He’s free.  He no longer has the weight of a nation, or the weight of survival weighing on him.<br />
<br />
“Things aren’t always black and white Thad.  It’s easy for us to say he’s this or he’s that, but I know for a fact we’ve never really sat and thought about him.  In the way of a leader, unequipped to be so, also being a father.  Moreover, a father of a boy that’s 5 but also 20.”</font><br />
<br />
[duke]”What?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”You’re so consumed with the fact you never were a child, and rightfully so, but… as much as childhood was stolen from you, fatherhood, and growing as a father was also stolen from him and I know we have never considered that aspect,”</font> I explain to him.  <font color="white">”At least never out loud.<br />
<br />
“First time fathers have no idea what they’re doing, but they grow into their role as their child grows.  As much as you never had that opportunity, neither has he.”</font><br />
<br />
Thaddeus cocks his head sideways a little, realizing I’m right.  He reaches toward the desk phone and hits the speaker button, then punches in his fathers cell number.  After a few rings, his old man picks up.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Hey what’s up kid?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”Hey dad, I uhhhhh, I wanted to run something by you.  I’ve been thinking about something and I uhhhhh…  I dunno dad, I just need to hear your thoughts on it.<br />
<br />
“So do you have time right now?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Son, I’ll make time if necessary.  What’s on your mind?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”Well, I’ve been thinking a lot, you know?  About how I grew up and...”[/duke] he cuts himself off as his nerves start building up again.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Listen, I’m sorry things turned out the way they did.  If I could go back and...”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”No, Dad, it’s not like that,”[/duke] he says, interrupting his father.  [duke]”Dad, I’m just gonna say it.  I want to go to high school.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
He pauses, waiting for some response from his father yet receives none, so continues on, explaining.<br />
<br />
[duke]”More than wanting to go to school, I want the experience.  I’ve been this pretty important guy like literally my entire life and I’ve missed out on so much because I didn’t grow up like regular people.  I want you to know, I’m not blaming you.  Not anymore, dad.  Things have happened between us and we’re both at fault.  This isn’t about that.  And I know if you could have foreseen things that caused my rapid growth, for lack of a better phrase, you would have changed things before they happened.  I don’t hold that against you anymore.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Well… I appreciate that, kid.  I don’t really understand it though.”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”I don’t expect you to.  I can’t expect you to.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”What’s Jim say about all this?  I know he’s sitting there.  I had a best friend once too, he was always nearby during phone conversations.”</font></div>
<br />
Thaddeus nods at me.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Sir, I don’t approve of it either, but I do get it.  Maybe people like you and I, who grew up in a traditional sense, never could truly understand it.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Did you tell him how much high school blows?”</font></div>
<br />
<font color="white">”I thought about it, but I figured he had his mind made up and like you, sir, once he has his mind made up, there’s no real possibility of talking him out of it.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Is that a shot?”</font></div>
<br />
<font color="white">”No,”</font> I answer with a smile.<br />
<br />
[duke]”Thing is, in order to do it, I’d need you to come here and sign me into school.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”You thinking about public or private school?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”Private.  I’m too famous to go to public school.  I’m a pro wrestler, I’m a head of state.  It’s too risky.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”No argument there.”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”I dunno dad, I just need to experience it.  I need some sense of what being a normal person is like.  I want to experience teenage life.  Go to school dances and formals, things like that.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”You’re going to get recognized regardless of what school you go to, you realize that?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”Yeah, that’s probably true.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”How to you expect to get around that?”</font></div>
<br />
<font color="white">”If I may sir, I have started the process of adopting a fake identity to give to students.  If someone recognizes him, he can play it off like he’s been told before that he looks like Thaddeus Duke.  I mean, the Headmaster will know the truth, and his teachers, but I’m sure with a little convincing, he or she will agree that adopting a false identity in class, is the safest bet and likely would be less of a distraction.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”How do you suppose they’ll let him in?  We have this whole backstory constructed and his birth certificate and all that faked to show that he’s 20 years old and not 5.”</font></div>
<br />
<font color="white">”That’s what my guys are doing, sir.  They’re faking high school records showing that he was a senior but never got to finish because of family matters.  The local high school has their records stored online and my team will hack those records and insert his faked records.  That way, when the Headmaster looks into things and calls the high school for his records, obviously they won’t remember him, but his records will be there.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Are you joining him in this proposed endeavor?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”He has a public face too.  If he’s there and people recognize both of us. The false identity thing will never work.  He can’t be a part of it.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”It seems like you have it all figured out.”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”You’re on board?  You’ll sign me in?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Look, I’m not gonna pretend I understand it.  I couldn’t possibly.  If you feel you need to do this for your own satisfaction, then yes, I’ll be there to get you in and I will support you.<br />
<br />
“If it’s important to you Thaddeus, then it’s important to me.”</font></div>
<br />
Thaddeus emits a huge sigh of relief.<br />
<br />
[duke]”Thank you.  How soon can you be here?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Uhhhhh, I have a meeting in the morning, but after that I can clear my schedule for a few days and come up.”</font></div>
<br />
Thaddeus allows his emotions to takeover a little as a tear drops from his eye as he smiles from ear to ear.<br />
<br />
[duke]”I can’t thank you enough for doing this for me.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Alright kiddo, I have a meeting here in a couple minutes so I gotta get off here.  But I told you, I’m trying to do right by you and I meant that.  You’re my son, and I’ve failed you in the past.  I’ve failed myself, too.  I’m not failing you anymore.  That’s over.<br />
<br />
“You are my one and only son Thaddeus, and I love you more than you could possibly begin to understand.”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”I love you too dad,”[/duke] Thaddeus says as his emotions take over and the tears fall.  He ends the call and leans forward and buries his face in his hands.  His elbows dug into his knees.<br />
<br />
I stand up and grab Thaddeus, holding him tight.  Knowing Thaddeus the way I do and how, despite all the issueThe scene s in the past between the two Duke generations, all he ever really wanted was love and respect from his father.  He has it now, and its a great relief.  I couldn’t be happier for the best mate I love so much.<br />
<br />
[duke]”He loves me, bro,”[/duke] Thaddeus states, his voice muffled by the warm embrace of friendship.<br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
<br />
The scene fades in to the sparring ring in a warehouse outside of Arlington, Virginia.  Sebastian Duke has just tossed his son to the ropes, on the rebound Thad ducks under a lariat and bounces off the far side.  On that rebound, he drives a flying forearm into his fathers head, taking him to the mat.  Thaddeus kips up and hops to the apron and scales the turnbuckle.  He leaps off, driving a Savage elbow into his fathers sternum.<br />
<br />
Thaddeus pops back up, feeling the adrenaline coursing through his veins.  His father staggers to his feet and…<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
SMACK!<br />
<br />
<br />
Thaddeus lands his Better Than You super kick to his fathers jaw.  The big man falls to the mat, seemingly out cold.  Thaddeus celebrates with Jim.<br />
<br />
[duke]”I’m fuckin’ ready!”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Where’s there any doubt?”</font><br />
<br />
[duke]”In the beginning, a little.”[/duke]  Thaddeus wipes the sweat from his face with a towel and tosses it to Jim.  The camera though, slowly zooms on the fallen Duke.  [duke]”Hey MemeQueen,”[/duke] Thaddeus shouts to the camera man.  [duke]”I’m the star now, not him.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
Why Luca Arzegotti is the camera man, no one knows.  He switches his focus to the younger Duke.<br />
<br />
[duke]”Donovan I thank you, from the bottom of my heart I thank you for showing even the slightest hint of interest in your title defense.  Far be it for me to be the only interested party so here we are, ready to embark on what is sure to be your final Television title defense.<br />
<br />
“Before we get started, go on and get your mocking of me out of the way.  I know you want to.  I know you want to crack your lame jokes about a human being with human feelings over something a man has never felt before, but is feeling now.<br />
<br />
“Yes?  No?<br />
<br />
“It doesn’t matter.<br />
<br />
“Let me first begin by telling you exactly what I’ve been up to and why I have been gone these 20 months.  There are those around this company, and I won’t mention any names because they know who they are, that talk a big ole game about world domination and creating a new, better reich or something to that effect.  His deal is his deal and it, matters not to me.  Some people play at war while I lived it.  Every fucking day I lived it.  War is nothing fantastic.  It’s always ugly and not something to be particularly proud of in the grand scheme of things.  Others play their games and wish to do this that and the other thing, but I’ve been there already, and I’ve done it.  I didn’t just play some war games and talk for years about leading men into a battle.  I did it.  I didn’t talk about flying fighter jets and bombing the living shit out of Poland and Italy, I fucking lived it.  I lived it every god damn day.  I was in the trenches sometimes too, watching my brothers cut down forever in an instant.<br />
<br />
“My life isn’t a game.  It’s real.  It’s dangerous.<br />
<br />
“Did you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">not see</span> that coming?<br />
<br />
“Now that the war is won, you can plant your seeds of vile disdain for me and my time away from what I love but sometimes, what needs to be done trumps what you want to be done.<br />
<br />
“You can sit back and spew your historical rhetoric about who beat who and when, but as I see it, this match never was about Sebastian Duke, Theo Pryce or Azrael Erebus.  I was merely illustrating a point that our lives and our stories are forever intertwined.  It matters not, to me who did and did not beat your father, Donovan, or when they did it.  This ain’t about them.  What matters is Thaddeus Duke, Donovan Blackwater and your dying reign as Television Champion.<br />
<br />
“Sunday night at March Madness, Donovan, I’m coming to show you just how fucking good I am.  Continue to make your lame ass unfunny jokes about my skill level and sarcastically point out that I’m the best thing since sliced bread all you want.  The fact is, I’m every bit as good as I say I am.  Management knows it.  The fans know it.  Sunday, you’ll know it.  And I fully expect you to wake your dead ass up after I kick you in the face and take your title, and extend your hand to me.  Not in friendship, but in acknowledgment that I am better than you.<br />
<br />
“Choices have consequences.  Dispute it all you want in your next snoozefest, but I am going to become the new Television champion at March Madness.  It’s fate, Blackwater.  You wanted this match and now you get to deal with the consequences of wanting it.  You get to deal with me proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that I’m the reason they’ve put me in this match, not you.<br />
<br />
"I'm too big for you bro.<br />
<br />
“March Madness is coming, Blackwater.  I’m coming for victory, not disappointment.  I’m coming for the gold you carry.  I’m coming to show you why I’m just better than you.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
Thaddeus hops out of the ring with James following close behind.  <font color="white">”I have a question.”</font><br />
<br />
[duke]”What?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Why is Luca Arzegotti your camera man?”</font><br />
<br />
[duke]”I ran into him at a Starbucks...”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Really?  Doesn’t seem the Starbucks patronage type.”</font><br />
<br />
[duke]”He was a barista.  Anyway, he gave me the wrong drink and I started to tell him that and he was all like ‘can I be your camera man?’  I figured, sure why not.  I have loads of money and I don’t mind helping out a historical XWF figure with his financial woes.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”What’s he earning?”</font><br />
<br />
[duke]”He’s paying me, actually.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Also why is he wearing your fathers cape?”</font><br />
<br />
The two are about to disappear through the doorway.<br />
<br />
[duke]”He said he feels at home in it, I dunno.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
Luca steps forward, but then trips on the cape and face plants on the cement floor,  <font color="yellow">”Owwww.”</font><br />
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<br />
...Continued<br />
<br />
I have known Thaddeus Duke for five years.  I have never known him to be as disconnected as he is.  Not in a sense that he doesn’t pay attention to things or has no idea what’s going on outside our world here, but in a sense that he’s looking for some sense of normalcy.  I can’t imagine what it’s like to be him.  Really, no one can.  It’s been mentioned numerous times that Thaddeus didn’t grow up like normal kids.  That’s not beating the same old drum, it’s more just trying to get the point across that he’s different.  He’s special.  In so many ways, he’s special.  He’s my best mate and I don’t mind telling you, XWF Universe, that I love the man.<br />
<br />
I’ve never seen a man, especially at his age, so devoted and loyal to those he loves and cares about.  His love and affection, his loyalty and devotion to those people is true.  It’s deep and it is very real.<br />
<br />
Once upon a time his very good friend Dolly Waters was being freaked out and creeped out by a disgusting human being in the form of Micheal Graves.  See, he and Miss Waters were just kicking off their tag team when Thaddeus had told her that he needed to kick her in the face and turn on her on Warfare and join AX3 which housed Micheal Graves.  They hatched that plan because they knew Graves and the like were up to something and he needed to find out what.  Still, even though it was a plan, it depressed him.  It all felt real.  When it was time for Thaddeus to reveal his true colors and realign with Dolly, he thoroughly got his ass kicked by AX3.  That’s love.  That’s loyalty and devotion very seldom seen in the industry.  That’s but one example of how he’ll sacrifice his own happiness, his own mental and physical health to protect a friend.  Many will make their jokes about a relationship between those two other than just friendship, yet those jokes never bothered him.  He said to me once, “that’s just their desire to fantasize about two teenagers having sex.  It certainly tells more about their character than ours.”<br />
<br />
It makes him a target at times in the XWF because he has always wore his heart upon his sleeve, never worried about the hazing or unkind words that might be thrown in his direction due to the fact that he’s very open about showing and sharing his emotions with the world, and never really cared what any one of his opponents thought of him.<br />
<br />
I’m not sure what he thinks, but I know what I think.  While I disagree with his decision to attend high school and experience at least some of the life he missed out on, I do get it.  I do understand it.  I do support him.  My disagreement comes from his safety.  In school, he’s exposed with no security detail to protect him.  No one can really fathom what it might be like to grow up the way he has and miss out on the normal, mundane things that people experience as they come of age.  I know I certainly can not.<br />
<br />
I join him now, in his office in order to conduct a phone call to his father.  He fears this call and he’s unsure why.  For years he never really concerned himself with the thoughts and feelings of his dad and maybe for good reason.  Sebastian was “out of touch” and closed off almost completely, at least as far as fatherhood and what it means to be a father.  Back then, Thaddeus would have no problem calling his father and asking him to do this.  Lately though, their relationship has improved dramatically.  They show affection toward one another.  They laugh together.  Sebastian Duke has shown interest in helping Thaddeus grow into the adult he’s meant to be.  He’s been so supportive of Thaddeus of late and he is understandably nervous that the first time he tries something that his father doesn’t understand could send their relationship crashing down again.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”What are you waiting on?”</font> I ask him as he sits nervously tapping his fingertips on the desk surface.  He looks at me but doesn’t answer.  <font color="white">”You’re nervous now, when talking to him,”</font> I conclude.<br />
<br />
[duke]”No,”[/duke] he replies emphatically.  [duke]”Only when it comes to important shit.  Things he may not understand for reasons he couldn’t possibly understand.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Look mate, I’m convinced he’s turned over a new leaf.  He’s different now than he ever was.  He’s free.  He no longer has the weight of a nation, or the weight of survival weighing on him.<br />
<br />
“Things aren’t always black and white Thad.  It’s easy for us to say he’s this or he’s that, but I know for a fact we’ve never really sat and thought about him.  In the way of a leader, unequipped to be so, also being a father.  Moreover, a father of a boy that’s 5 but also 20.”</font><br />
<br />
[duke]”What?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”You’re so consumed with the fact you never were a child, and rightfully so, but… as much as childhood was stolen from you, fatherhood, and growing as a father was also stolen from him and I know we have never considered that aspect,”</font> I explain to him.  <font color="white">”At least never out loud.<br />
<br />
“First time fathers have no idea what they’re doing, but they grow into their role as their child grows.  As much as you never had that opportunity, neither has he.”</font><br />
<br />
Thaddeus cocks his head sideways a little, realizing I’m right.  He reaches toward the desk phone and hits the speaker button, then punches in his fathers cell number.  After a few rings, his old man picks up.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Hey what’s up kid?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”Hey dad, I uhhhhh, I wanted to run something by you.  I’ve been thinking about something and I uhhhhh…  I dunno dad, I just need to hear your thoughts on it.<br />
<br />
“So do you have time right now?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Son, I’ll make time if necessary.  What’s on your mind?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”Well, I’ve been thinking a lot, you know?  About how I grew up and...”[/duke] he cuts himself off as his nerves start building up again.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Listen, I’m sorry things turned out the way they did.  If I could go back and...”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”No, Dad, it’s not like that,”[/duke] he says, interrupting his father.  [duke]”Dad, I’m just gonna say it.  I want to go to high school.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
He pauses, waiting for some response from his father yet receives none, so continues on, explaining.<br />
<br />
[duke]”More than wanting to go to school, I want the experience.  I’ve been this pretty important guy like literally my entire life and I’ve missed out on so much because I didn’t grow up like regular people.  I want you to know, I’m not blaming you.  Not anymore, dad.  Things have happened between us and we’re both at fault.  This isn’t about that.  And I know if you could have foreseen things that caused my rapid growth, for lack of a better phrase, you would have changed things before they happened.  I don’t hold that against you anymore.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Well… I appreciate that, kid.  I don’t really understand it though.”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”I don’t expect you to.  I can’t expect you to.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”What’s Jim say about all this?  I know he’s sitting there.  I had a best friend once too, he was always nearby during phone conversations.”</font></div>
<br />
Thaddeus nods at me.<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Sir, I don’t approve of it either, but I do get it.  Maybe people like you and I, who grew up in a traditional sense, never could truly understand it.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Did you tell him how much high school blows?”</font></div>
<br />
<font color="white">”I thought about it, but I figured he had his mind made up and like you, sir, once he has his mind made up, there’s no real possibility of talking him out of it.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Is that a shot?”</font></div>
<br />
<font color="white">”No,”</font> I answer with a smile.<br />
<br />
[duke]”Thing is, in order to do it, I’d need you to come here and sign me into school.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”You thinking about public or private school?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”Private.  I’m too famous to go to public school.  I’m a pro wrestler, I’m a head of state.  It’s too risky.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”No argument there.”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”I dunno dad, I just need to experience it.  I need some sense of what being a normal person is like.  I want to experience teenage life.  Go to school dances and formals, things like that.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”You’re going to get recognized regardless of what school you go to, you realize that?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”Yeah, that’s probably true.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”How to you expect to get around that?”</font></div>
<br />
<font color="white">”If I may sir, I have started the process of adopting a fake identity to give to students.  If someone recognizes him, he can play it off like he’s been told before that he looks like Thaddeus Duke.  I mean, the Headmaster will know the truth, and his teachers, but I’m sure with a little convincing, he or she will agree that adopting a false identity in class, is the safest bet and likely would be less of a distraction.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”How do you suppose they’ll let him in?  We have this whole backstory constructed and his birth certificate and all that faked to show that he’s 20 years old and not 5.”</font></div>
<br />
<font color="white">”That’s what my guys are doing, sir.  They’re faking high school records showing that he was a senior but never got to finish because of family matters.  The local high school has their records stored online and my team will hack those records and insert his faked records.  That way, when the Headmaster looks into things and calls the high school for his records, obviously they won’t remember him, but his records will be there.”</font><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Are you joining him in this proposed endeavor?”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”He has a public face too.  If he’s there and people recognize both of us. The false identity thing will never work.  He can’t be a part of it.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”It seems like you have it all figured out.”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”You’re on board?  You’ll sign me in?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Look, I’m not gonna pretend I understand it.  I couldn’t possibly.  If you feel you need to do this for your own satisfaction, then yes, I’ll be there to get you in and I will support you.<br />
<br />
“If it’s important to you Thaddeus, then it’s important to me.”</font></div>
<br />
Thaddeus emits a huge sigh of relief.<br />
<br />
[duke]”Thank you.  How soon can you be here?”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Uhhhhh, I have a meeting in the morning, but after that I can clear my schedule for a few days and come up.”</font></div>
<br />
Thaddeus allows his emotions to takeover a little as a tear drops from his eye as he smiles from ear to ear.<br />
<br />
[duke]”I can’t thank you enough for doing this for me.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><font color="red">”Alright kiddo, I have a meeting here in a couple minutes so I gotta get off here.  But I told you, I’m trying to do right by you and I meant that.  You’re my son, and I’ve failed you in the past.  I’ve failed myself, too.  I’m not failing you anymore.  That’s over.<br />
<br />
“You are my one and only son Thaddeus, and I love you more than you could possibly begin to understand.”</font></div>
<br />
[duke]”I love you too dad,”[/duke] Thaddeus says as his emotions take over and the tears fall.  He ends the call and leans forward and buries his face in his hands.  His elbows dug into his knees.<br />
<br />
I stand up and grab Thaddeus, holding him tight.  Knowing Thaddeus the way I do and how, despite all the issueThe scene s in the past between the two Duke generations, all he ever really wanted was love and respect from his father.  He has it now, and its a great relief.  I couldn’t be happier for the best mate I love so much.<br />
<br />
[duke]”He loves me, bro,”[/duke] Thaddeus states, his voice muffled by the warm embrace of friendship.<br />
<br />
<br />
<hr style="width: 100%; height: 4px; color: white; background-color: white;" />
<br />
<br />
The scene fades in to the sparring ring in a warehouse outside of Arlington, Virginia.  Sebastian Duke has just tossed his son to the ropes, on the rebound Thad ducks under a lariat and bounces off the far side.  On that rebound, he drives a flying forearm into his fathers head, taking him to the mat.  Thaddeus kips up and hops to the apron and scales the turnbuckle.  He leaps off, driving a Savage elbow into his fathers sternum.<br />
<br />
Thaddeus pops back up, feeling the adrenaline coursing through his veins.  His father staggers to his feet and…<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
SMACK!<br />
<br />
<br />
Thaddeus lands his Better Than You super kick to his fathers jaw.  The big man falls to the mat, seemingly out cold.  Thaddeus celebrates with Jim.<br />
<br />
[duke]”I’m fuckin’ ready!”[/duke]<br />
<br />
<font color="white">”Where’s there any doubt?”</font><br />
<br />
[duke]”In the beginning, a little.”[/duke]  Thaddeus wipes the sweat from his face with a towel and tosses it to Jim.  The camera though, slowly zooms on the fallen Duke.  [duke]”Hey MemeQueen,”[/duke] Thaddeus shouts to the camera man.  [duke]”I’m the star now, not him.”[/duke]<br />
<br />
Why Luca Arzegotti is the camera man, no one knows.  He switches his focus to the younger Duke.<br />
<br />
[duke]”Donovan I thank you, from the bottom of my heart I thank you for showing even the slightest hint of interest in your title defense.  Far be it for me to be the only interested party so here we are, ready to embark on what is sure to be your final Television title defense.<br />
<br />
“Before we get started, go on and get your mocking of me out of the way.  I know you want to.  I know you want to crack your lame jokes about a human being with human feelings over something a man has never felt before, but is feeling now.<br />
<br />
“Yes?  No?<br />
<br />
“It doesn’t matter.<br />
<br />
“Let me first begin by telling you exactly what I’ve been up to and why I have been gone these 20 months.  There are those around this company, and I won’t mention any names because they know who they are, that talk a big ole game about world domination and creating a new, better reich or something to that effect.  His deal is his deal and it, matters not to me.  Some people play at war while I lived it.  Every fucking day I lived it.  War is nothing fantastic.  It’s always ugly and not something to be particularly proud of in the grand scheme of things.  Others play their games and wish to do this that and the other thing, but I’ve been there already, and I’ve done it.  I didn’t just play some war games and talk for years about leading men into a battle.  I did it.  I didn’t talk about flying fighter jets and bombing the living shit out of Poland and Italy, I fucking lived it.  I lived it every god damn day.  I was in the trenches sometimes too, watching my brothers cut down forever in an instant.<br />
<br />
“My life isn’t a game.  It’s real.  It’s dangerous.<br />
<br />
“Did you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">not see</span> that coming?<br />
<br />
“Now that the war is won, you can plant your seeds of vile disdain for me and my time away from what I love but sometimes, what needs to be done trumps what you want to be done.<br />
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“You can sit back and spew your historical rhetoric about who beat who and when, but as I see it, this match never was about Sebastian Duke, Theo Pryce or Azrael Erebus.  I was merely illustrating a point that our lives and our stories are forever intertwined.  It matters not, to me who did and did not beat your father, Donovan, or when they did it.  This ain’t about them.  What matters is Thaddeus Duke, Donovan Blackwater and your dying reign as Television Champion.<br />
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“Sunday night at March Madness, Donovan, I’m coming to show you just how fucking good I am.  Continue to make your lame ass unfunny jokes about my skill level and sarcastically point out that I’m the best thing since sliced bread all you want.  The fact is, I’m every bit as good as I say I am.  Management knows it.  The fans know it.  Sunday, you’ll know it.  And I fully expect you to wake your dead ass up after I kick you in the face and take your title, and extend your hand to me.  Not in friendship, but in acknowledgment that I am better than you.<br />
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[duke]”He was a barista.  Anyway, he gave me the wrong drink and I started to tell him that and he was all like ‘can I be your camera man?’  I figured, sure why not.  I have loads of money and I don’t mind helping out a historical XWF figure with his financial woes.”[/duke]<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Tie That Binds]]></title>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2214">Robert "The Omega" Main</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Bob, just got my bracket filled out it’s a winner, winner chicken dinner.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">Bracket for what?</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Uh, March Madness… NCAA.. Duh Bob. You know just one of the biggest thing going on in March besides vasectomies and Saint Patrick’s Day. Oh, and get this. R Kelly helped me fill out my bracket.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">R Kelly? R Kelly helped you fill out your bracket? The R Kelly who is in a shit ton of trouble?</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">That’s what I said.. There an echo out here on the beach? Can you listen for once Bob? I have one issue though, Kelly had this weird obsession with the 14, 15 and 16 seeds.. Weird huh? He assured me, that they were the best picks. Anyway, after much deliberation, I think I’ve got it down. Warren Buffet will be paying out a cool million to yours truly.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">They say he’s fighting for his mother f’n life. You sure taking advice from a guy like that is a great idea?</font><br />
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<font color="orange">I wouldn’t take advice from him. First, why is it filled out and crayons? Second, where did you get crayons? Third, you shouldn’t take advice from R Kelly.</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">The COOL BUS Bob. It has everything crayons included. You ever get the urge to color. BAM Drew’s got ya covered.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">Okay….. Drew, you can’t use this. The games started last week, and you have a perfect bracket. No one has ever gotten a perfect bracket before. You even have the exact scores. FSU and Duke.. Come on man no one would have guessed that.</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Well I did.. You know what your problem is?</span><br />
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<font color="orange">What? I’m right?</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">No.. Your pissed those Clemson Tigers aren’t in the torment.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">Watch your tone dick. Next year. We are national champions.</font> <br />
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Drew folds his bracket up placing it inside his swim trunks as he sits in a beach chair next to Robert who’s drinking and ice-cold corona. No lime… Lime is for pussies.. Robert closed his eyes to the lullaby of the ocean, taking another long sip of his beer breathing in the salty aroma only the ocean can provide. The air left a briny aftertaste on his tongue and the essence of the ocean in his nostrils. <br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Bob, that green crystal? Have you touched it since leaving that creepy tunnel?</span><br />
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<font color="orange">No.. I’ve had it with me though.. But not touched it.</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">You think maybe you didn’t see those things? Maybe it’s stress or your just tired. Being the Champion of the universe is a heavy burden to carry.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">Drew, I know what I saw and when I touch it, these dark images were etched into my mind. I’m not sure what they mean, but when I touch that crystal something inside me changes. It’s like a key unlocking my inner demons or something. Whatever it is.. I know it isn’t good. I think after this match is over.. We should destroy it.</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Why wait? Give it to me. I’ll toss that son of a bitch in the ocean right now. Then we can wash our hands of it for good.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">What if someone else finds it?</font><br />
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<font color="orange">No we can’t get rid of it until after the match with Chaos. The witch said I was about to go through a transformation. What if the crystal is part of that? Maybe I’ve got to become something I’m apprehensive of becoming to banish Chaos for good?</font><br />
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<font color="orange">Ever since having this crystal in my possession, my thoughts have been scrambled.. My mind is filled with static like I’m trying to tune into the right frequency or something. It’s like this force is trying to pull me in a direction I’m reluctant to go in. Maybe to slay the demon I may have to become the demon.</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">You cross that line though Bob…</span><br />
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<font color="orange">I know.. I know.. But I might not have another choice. That’s what bothers me. We are supposed to be the good guys…. Listen man lets enjoy ourselves before this Sunday huh? It’s hot out here let's go get in the water.</font><br />
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Drew nods in agreement as the two make their way towards the ocean. Robert remembered swimming in the turquoise waters as a child. Resting above the crystal-clear water drifting in the void without contents. The ocean was something he cherished and respected. Robert often dreamt of being a sailor on the high seas as a child. He distinguished its charm and all its risks. He established a true allurement by the way the waves carelessly smashed against the white sand on the beach, their curling fingers brushing each spec of sand with a mild-mannered endearment as the breeze ushered inward towards the shore. The way the sun radiated off the water, its advantageous light contorted in the glass waves. No portrayal can genuinely capture the oceans incomprehensible, bewildering magnificence, yet only a few words can express its grandeur.<br />
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<font color="orange"> Let's go out a little further.</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Uh… Okay? Were already waist deep..</span><br />
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Drew begins examining the water franticly searching for Robert who is now missing.<br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Holy shit.. Robert! What’s the number for 9-1-1-? Shit, I’ve got my NCAA bracket out here with me.. Could this day get any worse?</span><br />
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Murkiness blanketed Robert as the water closed in around him, packing his mind with a fathomless apprehensiveness. He held his breath as long as he could. Black speckles whirled in front of Robert’s eyes, at this moment he couldn't remember if his eyes were opened or closed. A last-ditch burst of energy surged through his veins as his heart began beating expeditiously. The importance for air was becoming more self-evident. The black blemishes in Robert’s range of view were now gone. Everything became overcast, shadowy… Black<br />
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My arms and legs kick hopelessly as I try to swim to the surface. I reach for the surface to no avail. I feel defeated as a voice keeps telling me to let go. I continue to fight engorging the voice.  I watch as the dark sapphire water vortexes around me, ensnaring me, keeping me from the oxygen I desperately needed. My entire body is trembling, my lungs feel as like they are on fire. My chest is pounding as the voice calls out once more. Let go. I do.  Gradually, the blackness begins to seep in at the edge of my vision once more. Then, ever so slowly, everything begins growing dimmer, dissolving, becoming less loud. It becomes upsettingly, silent. I didn't want to die like this, but it was too strenuous to try to exchange blows with fate, so I do the only thing I can. I let the darkness take over my soul.<br />
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(Echoing Voice)- <span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;"><font color="orange">Where am I? Am I…. Dead?</span></font><br />
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The book of revelation lays open at Robert’s feet on the unoccupied street. Robert watched as the ink turned to crimson and the book started to bleed. The ruby-colored droplets escaped out onto the fractured asphalt. Each one of the droplets took the shape of four silhouettes. When the four horsemen ascended to their black leather clad feet calling Robert forth, the hooves of four horses reverberated through the mute city. Each horse’s eyes glowing cherry red. The first horse white as snow as the rider reared his bow shooting Robert in the chest as “Pestilence” thundered by Robert.<br />
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 Robert leered at the arrow sticking out of his chest as the sting has an obnoxious warmth to it, eating at his stomach. The second rider known as “War” drew his sword as the rider of the red horse came closer Robert shut his eyes feeling the sword meet his abdomen. As the metal dug deep into Robert’s flesh as he dropped to one knee blood pouring from his opened wound. Shooting pain sears through his abdomen like an iron from the fire, his mind threw in the towel to the anguish, unable to bring his thoughts to completion. <br />
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Robert watches as his blood dripped from his abdomen hitting the asphalt beneath him, he grinds his teeth in seething agony before stands breaking the arrow off tossing it aside. The black horse quickly approached. The rider is known as “Famine” circles Robert for a few moments before riding off. Robert clenches his stomach. With one violent contraction, the congealed contents of his stomach emerged as blood. Robert wipes his mouth leaving a red streak on his arm he then comes face to face with a pale horse. The rider is known as “Death”.  “Death” motions for Robert to follow. When the four horsemen came and sat astride their steeds on a hill off in the distance, it was the closest thing such demons can come to happiness.<br />
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There was a whole world to massacre and nothing to stop them. “Pestilence”, “War”, “Famine” and “Death” surveyed the world with eyes that saw right to the heart of every person on earth and they were pleased. “Pestilence” would sow the seeds of annihilation into the nations, “War” would make sure they engaged in conflict with the most horrendous munitions in modern times, “Famine” would guarantee the crops fell short as they engrossed on fighting and “Death” would result in the loss of millions. Robert walked towards the hill now completely healed looking over the once green grounds of the Earth were no more than ash and charcoal. <br />
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The air was burdensome with the fragrance of charbroiled flesh, smoke hung heavy leaving a haze that fractionally enshrouded the blood-red sun. The cities stood like skeletons, now a barren badland, uninhabited, now that indisposition had taken whatever the fire decided not to. Even the oceans stood in stagnant pools of dissolution and decay, no waves as even the wind of hell pushed through the Earth. Oppressive heat rained down like the breath of hell. Every corner of the Earth came to the same conclusion, the apocalypse was upon us. Disease now haunted the entire Earth. As Robert stops atop the hill the four riders moved aside revealing a stake.<br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;"><font color="white">Go…. You know what to do.</span></font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Robert?.... Jesus where is he?</span><br />
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Robert emerges from the ocean his breath stuttered in his lungs, the feeling the tension suddenly drain from his body. His breathing rebounded to its normal state. Robert stared dead ahead towards the shoreline well aware of how to solve his most pressing issue.<br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Bob you scared the shit out of me. Are you okay?</span><br />
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<font color="orange">Chris Chaos I believe you have some general misconceptions about me.<br />
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What you might comprehend as ungraciousness … I call incorruptibility.<br />
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What you call ignorance, I call dramatic irony.<br />
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I see you for what you truly are. A shell of a man you never were. You exist off borrowed time, and that time is about to expire. Now let’s get down to business. You’ve now spoken of a person twice. On two separate occasions, you’ve decided to drag this person’s name through the mud and try to attach it to my name. Why though? I’ll tell you why there is nothing else to bludgeoning me with. No matter how many sticks or stone you toss in my direction or much you sharpen your bayonet, once they hit their intended target we find out it’s dull and not to the point. Now besides all the same talking points you always bring up AX3, APEX etc. I’m not one to drag other names into this shit show you’ve been trying to lazily create at my expense. My biggest debacle isn’t a female wrestler who walked out of this company months ago. This name has no bearing on this match. It’s unconnected, irrelevant, inconsequential much like AX3, and you Chris Chaos. I’m not going to heave names around out of pure respect. Something you’ve never had for anyone on this Earth. Everything that you’ve rehashed for the hundredth time is unrelated and off topic. BORING! There’s no point once again you failed. I’ll hit mine bulls-eye dead nut. <br />
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My greatest catastrophe is one of my own creation. My ultimate accolade is my largest misjudgment, I set a goal a long time ago I promised myself, my fans and the entire roster I would accomplish. Chris, I did just that. But I did so in vain. Once I became the longest reigning <font color="pink">Hart Champion</font> in XWF history, I then realized my greatest failure. My undertaking sunk my stock. Now don’t get me wrong, I am still proud of what I did, I set a president, I raised the bar to new found heights. I set the glass ceiling so high no one will ever be able to break through it especially in the <font color="pink">Hart</font> division. But like I said in doing so, I set myself up for disaster. That championship became a ball and chain a weight that held me down while I watched from the sideline. I was clutching fool’s gold.  Chris, I watched the very championship that I hold right now being tossed around like a hot potato. Robbie Bourbon was champion. This championship was desecrated until the Engineer got ahold of it.<br />
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I did hold the mid-card down for almost a solid year. I earned my stripes one at a time, I did my time and never once bitched about it. I never asked for a Championship match, I never cut the line. I waited patiently until all the stars aligned. When those bright stars did align, I did something you just never could. I pulled the trigger with my case and became Champion. As I look at the grand scheme of things the cycle will come full circle one day. Maybe even soon. On that day VV will catch me sleeping behind the wheel and steal three seconds from me becoming the next Champion if she so chooses that is. She must know that cashing in on me will have dire consequences. But here’s the silver lining. I’ll get a rematch and when I do Chris I’ll have accomplished another milestone you never could. I’ll become a two time <font color="red">Universal Champion</font>. Can’t you see what’s happening here? It isn’t that Robert Main is the stepping stone for Chris Chaos..  <br />
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Chris Chaos is the stepping stone for Robert Main.. Slowly second by second inch by inch I’m erasing everything you have ever done, and that’s always been my intention. Expunge your existence by outshining everything you’ve ever done. You boast about being in the XWF top 50 superstars of all time? Really? Chris just because my name isn’t there doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be. If it were there I’d be placed in front of you. You regurgitate facts from an era doesn’t even matter. Tell me who gives two shits about the top 50 of all time besides Chris Chaos? How many of those fossils are even still around? Very few. The answer to my question is no one. Is being in the top 50 going to save your ass come Sunday night? No. The very least you could do is come to the table with admissible facts. Something that has legs to it. Tell me the last time the top 50 was updated. It’s hasn’t been. It won’t be. It’s dead. Just like your Championship dreams. Here’s a little nugget that matters to me. You were Champion for 111 days. Three months 21 days. Chris, I hate to break this to you, but I’ve surpassed you there also.    <br />
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Seems to be a common theme between you and me. Anything you can do, I can do better. The proof is in the statistics. But let’s be honest with each other for a second. We all know right where I’ve always belonged. Right where I am now.  Me becoming Champion was just a matter of time. It was going to happen regardless of who was Champion at the time. It was my destiny. You’re so energetic when it comes to me and where you believe I belong. You act like I’ve been this nonexistent underprivileged non-achiever barley scraping enough to get by. You can fancy whatever you’d like, it’s a free country at least for now. I’m not a flash in the pan, this isn’t my fifteen seconds of fame, nor am I the flavor of the month. I am as real as it gets and I’m here to stay. I’ve been a legitimate threat since the day I stepped foot in this company. The writing on the wall has been there since jump street and you don’t like it one bit. Why? Because as long as one man stands in your way you cannot claim victory. With guys like myself in your path, you cannot rise to the top. Because men like me will stop you dead in your tracks every single time. I own you, Chris, you just don’t know it yet. But Sunday that question will no longer be a question. It will become a statement. <br />
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You’ve torn me down, so you could prop that shattered ego up. I can hear the uncertainty in your voice you know as well as I do what’s really happening. It’s that juncture in time where the non-threat has become something far greater. I’ve become the man that has taken possession of the spotlight. It sickens you just like it nauseates me each time we talk about a distant memory.  I’ve grown so weary of the continued talk of ancient history. Every time you get in front of a camera we go down memory lane. We hear about the elimination chamber and the one shining moment in history you had. Chris if you had more than one original thought I’d be shocked. It’s the same old cut and paste story we’ve heard a million different times. Rinse and repeat. Maybe one day it will work… But not this time. I’m not buying into the Chris Chaos politics. Get some imaginative content for once man. A hotel room that’s really the best you can come up with? I take that one back. Stupid statement, we all know this is the best you got. Chris, then you once again try roasting me on the way I look. I’m starting to think you might be… Do you want to taste my penis or something?<br />
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I didn’t know how I appeared played such a titanic role in vanquishing my opposition. You go on and on about how I look like a broken record because you have nothing else to press me on. You are such a pompous ass hole, you act like you could swat me down with one punch. I promise no.. I guarantee you will not walk out of this match with the gold. There will be no landslide triumph Chris, it’s going to be Robert Main who prevails. Chris, I have made myself a pledge, I’ve committed myself to ending you. You want the limelight so desperately? Here’s your chance to shine! There isn’t going to be an evening where you ascend the mountain once more. I will knock your block off with haymaker after haymaker, I’m going to command, and you will listen bending at the knee of your king. I am going to make you apologize to the entire world for ever signed on the dotted line. <br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Uh, March Madness… NCAA.. Duh Bob. You know just one of the biggest thing going on in March besides vasectomies and Saint Patrick’s Day. Oh, and get this. R Kelly helped me fill out my bracket.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">R Kelly? R Kelly helped you fill out your bracket? The R Kelly who is in a shit ton of trouble?</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">That’s what I said.. There an echo out here on the beach? Can you listen for once Bob? I have one issue though, Kelly had this weird obsession with the 14, 15 and 16 seeds.. Weird huh? He assured me, that they were the best picks. Anyway, after much deliberation, I think I’ve got it down. Warren Buffet will be paying out a cool million to yours truly.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">They say he’s fighting for his mother f’n life. You sure taking advice from a guy like that is a great idea?</font><br />
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<font color="orange">I wouldn’t take advice from him. First, why is it filled out and crayons? Second, where did you get crayons? Third, you shouldn’t take advice from R Kelly.</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">The COOL BUS Bob. It has everything crayons included. You ever get the urge to color. BAM Drew’s got ya covered.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">Okay….. Drew, you can’t use this. The games started last week, and you have a perfect bracket. No one has ever gotten a perfect bracket before. You even have the exact scores. FSU and Duke.. Come on man no one would have guessed that.</font><br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">No.. Your pissed those Clemson Tigers aren’t in the torment.</span><br />
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<font color="orange">I know.. I know.. But I might not have another choice. That’s what bothers me. We are supposed to be the good guys…. Listen man lets enjoy ourselves before this Sunday huh? It’s hot out here let's go get in the water.</font><br />
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The book of revelation lays open at Robert’s feet on the unoccupied street. Robert watched as the ink turned to crimson and the book started to bleed. The ruby-colored droplets escaped out onto the fractured asphalt. Each one of the droplets took the shape of four silhouettes. When the four horsemen ascended to their black leather clad feet calling Robert forth, the hooves of four horses reverberated through the mute city. Each horse’s eyes glowing cherry red. The first horse white as snow as the rider reared his bow shooting Robert in the chest as “Pestilence” thundered by Robert.<br />
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Robert watches as his blood dripped from his abdomen hitting the asphalt beneath him, he grinds his teeth in seething agony before stands breaking the arrow off tossing it aside. The black horse quickly approached. The rider is known as “Famine” circles Robert for a few moments before riding off. Robert clenches his stomach. With one violent contraction, the congealed contents of his stomach emerged as blood. Robert wipes his mouth leaving a red streak on his arm he then comes face to face with a pale horse. The rider is known as “Death”.  “Death” motions for Robert to follow. When the four horsemen came and sat astride their steeds on a hill off in the distance, it was the closest thing such demons can come to happiness.<br />
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There was a whole world to massacre and nothing to stop them. “Pestilence”, “War”, “Famine” and “Death” surveyed the world with eyes that saw right to the heart of every person on earth and they were pleased. “Pestilence” would sow the seeds of annihilation into the nations, “War” would make sure they engaged in conflict with the most horrendous munitions in modern times, “Famine” would guarantee the crops fell short as they engrossed on fighting and “Death” would result in the loss of millions. Robert walked towards the hill now completely healed looking over the once green grounds of the Earth were no more than ash and charcoal. <br />
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The air was burdensome with the fragrance of charbroiled flesh, smoke hung heavy leaving a haze that fractionally enshrouded the blood-red sun. The cities stood like skeletons, now a barren badland, uninhabited, now that indisposition had taken whatever the fire decided not to. Even the oceans stood in stagnant pools of dissolution and decay, no waves as even the wind of hell pushed through the Earth. Oppressive heat rained down like the breath of hell. Every corner of the Earth came to the same conclusion, the apocalypse was upon us. Disease now haunted the entire Earth. As Robert stops atop the hill the four riders moved aside revealing a stake.<br />
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Robert emerges from the ocean his breath stuttered in his lungs, the feeling the tension suddenly drain from his body. His breathing rebounded to its normal state. Robert stared dead ahead towards the shoreline well aware of how to solve his most pressing issue.<br />
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<span style="font-family:'verdana';font-weight:bold;font-size:8pt;color:#708b8f;text-shadow: 0 0 9px #b11111;">Bob you scared the shit out of me. Are you okay?</span><br />
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I see you for what you truly are. A shell of a man you never were. You exist off borrowed time, and that time is about to expire. Now let’s get down to business. You’ve now spoken of a person twice. On two separate occasions, you’ve decided to drag this person’s name through the mud and try to attach it to my name. Why though? I’ll tell you why there is nothing else to bludgeoning me with. No matter how many sticks or stone you toss in my direction or much you sharpen your bayonet, once they hit their intended target we find out it’s dull and not to the point. Now besides all the same talking points you always bring up AX3, APEX etc. I’m not one to drag other names into this shit show you’ve been trying to lazily create at my expense. My biggest debacle isn’t a female wrestler who walked out of this company months ago. This name has no bearing on this match. It’s unconnected, irrelevant, inconsequential much like AX3, and you Chris Chaos. I’m not going to heave names around out of pure respect. Something you’ve never had for anyone on this Earth. Everything that you’ve rehashed for the hundredth time is unrelated and off topic. BORING! There’s no point once again you failed. I’ll hit mine bulls-eye dead nut. <br />
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My greatest catastrophe is one of my own creation. My ultimate accolade is my largest misjudgment, I set a goal a long time ago I promised myself, my fans and the entire roster I would accomplish. Chris, I did just that. But I did so in vain. Once I became the longest reigning <font color="pink">Hart Champion</font> in XWF history, I then realized my greatest failure. My undertaking sunk my stock. Now don’t get me wrong, I am still proud of what I did, I set a president, I raised the bar to new found heights. I set the glass ceiling so high no one will ever be able to break through it especially in the <font color="pink">Hart</font> division. But like I said in doing so, I set myself up for disaster. That championship became a ball and chain a weight that held me down while I watched from the sideline. I was clutching fool’s gold.  Chris, I watched the very championship that I hold right now being tossed around like a hot potato. Robbie Bourbon was champion. This championship was desecrated until the Engineer got ahold of it.<br />
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I did hold the mid-card down for almost a solid year. I earned my stripes one at a time, I did my time and never once bitched about it. I never asked for a Championship match, I never cut the line. I waited patiently until all the stars aligned. When those bright stars did align, I did something you just never could. I pulled the trigger with my case and became Champion. As I look at the grand scheme of things the cycle will come full circle one day. Maybe even soon. On that day VV will catch me sleeping behind the wheel and steal three seconds from me becoming the next Champion if she so chooses that is. She must know that cashing in on me will have dire consequences. But here’s the silver lining. I’ll get a rematch and when I do Chris I’ll have accomplished another milestone you never could. I’ll become a two time <font color="red">Universal Champion</font>. Can’t you see what’s happening here? It isn’t that Robert Main is the stepping stone for Chris Chaos..  <br />
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Chris Chaos is the stepping stone for Robert Main.. Slowly second by second inch by inch I’m erasing everything you have ever done, and that’s always been my intention. Expunge your existence by outshining everything you’ve ever done. You boast about being in the XWF top 50 superstars of all time? Really? Chris just because my name isn’t there doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be. If it were there I’d be placed in front of you. You regurgitate facts from an era doesn’t even matter. Tell me who gives two shits about the top 50 of all time besides Chris Chaos? How many of those fossils are even still around? Very few. The answer to my question is no one. Is being in the top 50 going to save your ass come Sunday night? No. The very least you could do is come to the table with admissible facts. Something that has legs to it. Tell me the last time the top 50 was updated. It’s hasn’t been. It won’t be. It’s dead. Just like your Championship dreams. Here’s a little nugget that matters to me. You were Champion for 111 days. Three months 21 days. Chris, I hate to break this to you, but I’ve surpassed you there also.    <br />
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You’ve torn me down, so you could prop that shattered ego up. I can hear the uncertainty in your voice you know as well as I do what’s really happening. It’s that juncture in time where the non-threat has become something far greater. I’ve become the man that has taken possession of the spotlight. It sickens you just like it nauseates me each time we talk about a distant memory.  I’ve grown so weary of the continued talk of ancient history. Every time you get in front of a camera we go down memory lane. We hear about the elimination chamber and the one shining moment in history you had. Chris if you had more than one original thought I’d be shocked. It’s the same old cut and paste story we’ve heard a million different times. Rinse and repeat. Maybe one day it will work… But not this time. I’m not buying into the Chris Chaos politics. Get some imaginative content for once man. A hotel room that’s really the best you can come up with? I take that one back. Stupid statement, we all know this is the best you got. Chris, then you once again try roasting me on the way I look. I’m starting to think you might be… Do you want to taste my penis or something?<br />
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I didn’t know how I appeared played such a titanic role in vanquishing my opposition. You go on and on about how I look like a broken record because you have nothing else to press me on. You are such a pompous ass hole, you act like you could swat me down with one punch. I promise no.. I guarantee you will not walk out of this match with the gold. There will be no landslide triumph Chris, it’s going to be Robert Main who prevails. Chris, I have made myself a pledge, I’ve committed myself to ending you. You want the limelight so desperately? Here’s your chance to shine! There isn’t going to be an evening where you ascend the mountain once more. I will knock your block off with haymaker after haymaker, I’m going to command, and you will listen bending at the knee of your king. I am going to make you apologize to the entire world for ever signed on the dotted line. <br />
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Chris you and I differ in a lot of areas, but when I see a possibility or avenue, I take full advantage of the situation. I make the most of every single second in the ring, in front of the fans. Because one day when the curtain falls on Robert Main, I will know I took full advantage of every single moment I had. I’ll look back and know, no moment was ever too big. There is no promise of tomorrow, only today. I will continue to get the most out of every nanosecond. That’s just what I do. That’s who I am, and when the time comes I cannot be that man any longer, I’ll step away for good. Something you should have done years ago. Unlike you, I am the ultimate beast of prey. I’ve become the marauder, the hunter the quintessential executioner. I remember coming into Lethal Lottery like it was yesterday. I was told people like Chris Chaos doesn’t lose to curtain jerkers like Robert Main.<br />
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Do you remember Chris? I was the underdog, I was the man you were going to make an example out of. You were supposed to humiliate me leaving me in the ring perplexed. You underestimated me then. Now the tables have turned, haven’t they? You are the one who is the underdog. I suggested a very long time ago that you take notice Chris and you decided to look the other way. You stuck your nose up in the air. There is something you just can’t seem to understand. You are no longer the hunter in this situation. You are damaged, you are weak, you are broken. March Madness 2019 I’m going to cut the snakes head off and hang it on my mantle.</font><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Shoot Promo 4: On The Way]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33045</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 19:05:46 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1668">Chris Chaos</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[The Jet Black Jeep Wrangler screamed up the interstate, going almost double the speed limit. Chaos has his camera turned towards him, the lenses of his white Oakley sunglasses shimmered in the glare of the Florida sun. He spoke up while shifting, and there was gravel in his voice. <br />
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<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"Robert Main, <br />
<br />
We have said a lot of terrible things about each other, but the difference is that everything that I have said about you is true. You've just continued to fabricate the same washed up bullshit that everyone else has used against me for two years now. We all know you like to hide behind other people and claim their success as your own, but now you are claiming their insults, too? Truly pathetic. Robert, face it, I am better than you. I am going to uproot your entire world and leave nothing but shredded remains of everything you know to be reality. When the lights go off in Miami, it will be Chris Chaos holding the Universal Title high in the air and a new era being ushered in. I have fought too long, too hard, and have been through too much to come up short now. You are so much of a joke it is like your entire promo is said in Comic Sans. You glorified thumb drive. Robert Main is just a plug in, until someone ejects the nonsense and injects some chaos. That person is me. <br />
<br />
Robert you are no different than the people you've cowered behind your entire career. Its clear that you are just a troll that demands attention, even if its down-votes. You Neolithic Asscarrot with steroids for brain cells and old cumsocks for a mouth. You're nothing but a tampon with opposable thumbs. You talk like you are built like Jim, you aren't. He's short but solid. You, hell, when I hit the Equalizer your bones will snap, you malnourished mole rat. I've been throwing everything I have at you, and here we are the night before the event and you haven't said a word since I exposed you for the fraud you are. Whats the matter, Drew got your tongue? Either that or you have the reaction time of a hibernating sloth. I guess I should have expected it from you. You're about as smart as a bag full of hair. I would have just a shred of respect for you Robert if you were just honest with us from the beginning. If you weren't a pathetic inbred waste of oxygen, you inverted mouth breather. You would be doing yourself, and all of us, a favor by sticking a fork up your ass and the other end into an electrical cord, you conjob of a human being. <br />
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Fuck you, Robert. <br />
<br />
My entire career I have told myself I hated Gabe Reno the most. Then it was Jim Caedus. Now, hands down, it has to be you. I never gave a shit about you, you never mattered to me, but you hold something that means the world to me and I need to get it back. Therefore, I hate you. All I want to know is who is going to come help you tomorrow night? You have Drew on standby? You have any of these so called "legends" to come bail you out yet again? I have been screwed in title matches before, Robert, its nothing new. I want to know which one of your dripping rectal cysts is brave enough to interfere this time. Think hard, Robert, and let me know. Use your brain for thinking, not urine collection, you ostentatious little piss-wizard. <br />
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The chips are down and the clock is ticking. Your days are numbered. I am actually excited to see some of this new-old talent come back. I am excited to continue to be the legend killer around here. I am excited to be the best wrestler ever to step foot in the XWF, and I am excited to start the new era off by disposing of you. It would give me such pleasure to make the world see how much of a joke I know you to be. <br />
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Your arguments are boring, there is no flare. Your insults, despite being recycled, are just bland and unoriginal. Pull no punches do ya, Rob? You're like an unsalted saltine. I can't believe the XWF has lasted this long with such a bore as their champion. It really shows just how bad the roster has gotten. <br />
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Jim Caedus was the last of a dying breed. The golden era. The last dog to put down. I did it. I finally did it, and now I have the sticky reminder of what his baby batter created.....you. You aren't Jim, as much as you want to be. You couldn't control Jim so you turned on him behind the scenes, then when he went ape shit you played it off as "he's always been unstable." He left because of you and your backdoor politics. Now, you have nothing left but Drew Archyle and a bunch of "legends" who are far past their prime and only know who you are because you can swallow the entire load without gagging. <br />
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"Robert, it the days are dwindling, the time is ticking away. The more I sit here, the more I look back at everything that has happened to me in the XWF, and look back at everything I have done. It hasn't all been pleasant, in fact, most of it hasn't been. The best thing I have ever done here is win that title, and after tomorrow night, my career could be complete. I could walk out onto Warfare, lay the title down in the middle of the ring, and walk out of here as one of if not the most accomplished and decorated superstars to ever ink a contract here. Losing tomorrow night is not an option for me. XWF needs my leadership, they need my experience, they need my edge. They need you to wither away and die. Please do us all this favor. <br />
<br />
This is the match of the year, but because I am in it. The long awaited return of Chris Chaos in a Universal Title match against someone not named Jim Caedus. The long awaited title match where Chris Chaos becomes top of the mountain again, and when the smoke clears the one true champion is unveiled. This is March Madness at its finest. It has been a month of crazy games and shocking upsets....but this is hardly that. This is the sleeping giant that has finally been awoken. <br />
<br />
You don't understand chaos do you? Yes I attacked Gator but it wasn't to look tough or intimidating, it was to send a message. It was to show the wrestling world that I will lay out anyone, anywhere, in any condition to get what I want. I will cause mayhem at all costs. I give the XWF ratings they so desperately need, I give them the wow factor. I am the one who puts asses in seats. That is another difference between us. They come to see me, and they have to suffer through you. I haven't given them what they wanted, compare it to staging a protest. But they come anyway, why? Because of the possibility of seeing me. I am the biggest ratings grabber the XWF has ever had. Win, loss, or draw, whatever match has Chris Chaos in it causes people to tune in. They want to see what I am going to do next.........THAT is why I attacked Gator. You never know what I am going to do, where I am going to show up, who I am going to attack. Remember Wild Card Weekend, where I won the title? I attacked some banana looking motherfucker for no reason other than I do what I want, when I want, to who I want. You don't scare me, Main, and you never did. <br />
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I am coming to Miami to take your title, and you better damn well believe I am going to do it. The buck stops here, the trynannical reign of APEX ends tomorrow night, and the era of CHAOS begins. <br />
<br />
Get used to it.  </span></span></span><br />
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The Jet Black Jeep Wrangler turns off the exit for Tampa Bay. Why is he going to Tampa? The show is in Miami...........<br />
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Chaos does what he wants, that's why. <br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The Jet Black Jeep Wrangler screamed up the interstate, going almost double the speed limit. Chaos has his camera turned towards him, the lenses of his white Oakley sunglasses shimmered in the glare of the Florida sun. He spoke up while shifting, and there was gravel in his voice. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFFFF;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"Robert Main, <br />
<br />
We have said a lot of terrible things about each other, but the difference is that everything that I have said about you is true. You've just continued to fabricate the same washed up bullshit that everyone else has used against me for two years now. We all know you like to hide behind other people and claim their success as your own, but now you are claiming their insults, too? Truly pathetic. Robert, face it, I am better than you. I am going to uproot your entire world and leave nothing but shredded remains of everything you know to be reality. When the lights go off in Miami, it will be Chris Chaos holding the Universal Title high in the air and a new era being ushered in. I have fought too long, too hard, and have been through too much to come up short now. You are so much of a joke it is like your entire promo is said in Comic Sans. You glorified thumb drive. Robert Main is just a plug in, until someone ejects the nonsense and injects some chaos. That person is me. <br />
<br />
Robert you are no different than the people you've cowered behind your entire career. Its clear that you are just a troll that demands attention, even if its down-votes. You Neolithic Asscarrot with steroids for brain cells and old cumsocks for a mouth. You're nothing but a tampon with opposable thumbs. You talk like you are built like Jim, you aren't. He's short but solid. You, hell, when I hit the Equalizer your bones will snap, you malnourished mole rat. I've been throwing everything I have at you, and here we are the night before the event and you haven't said a word since I exposed you for the fraud you are. Whats the matter, Drew got your tongue? Either that or you have the reaction time of a hibernating sloth. I guess I should have expected it from you. You're about as smart as a bag full of hair. I would have just a shred of respect for you Robert if you were just honest with us from the beginning. If you weren't a pathetic inbred waste of oxygen, you inverted mouth breather. You would be doing yourself, and all of us, a favor by sticking a fork up your ass and the other end into an electrical cord, you conjob of a human being. <br />
<br />
Fuck you, Robert. <br />
<br />
My entire career I have told myself I hated Gabe Reno the most. Then it was Jim Caedus. Now, hands down, it has to be you. I never gave a shit about you, you never mattered to me, but you hold something that means the world to me and I need to get it back. Therefore, I hate you. All I want to know is who is going to come help you tomorrow night? You have Drew on standby? You have any of these so called "legends" to come bail you out yet again? I have been screwed in title matches before, Robert, its nothing new. I want to know which one of your dripping rectal cysts is brave enough to interfere this time. Think hard, Robert, and let me know. Use your brain for thinking, not urine collection, you ostentatious little piss-wizard. <br />
<br />
The chips are down and the clock is ticking. Your days are numbered. I am actually excited to see some of this new-old talent come back. I am excited to continue to be the legend killer around here. I am excited to be the best wrestler ever to step foot in the XWF, and I am excited to start the new era off by disposing of you. It would give me such pleasure to make the world see how much of a joke I know you to be. <br />
<br />
Your arguments are boring, there is no flare. Your insults, despite being recycled, are just bland and unoriginal. Pull no punches do ya, Rob? You're like an unsalted saltine. I can't believe the XWF has lasted this long with such a bore as their champion. It really shows just how bad the roster has gotten. <br />
<br />
Jim Caedus was the last of a dying breed. The golden era. The last dog to put down. I did it. I finally did it, and now I have the sticky reminder of what his baby batter created.....you. You aren't Jim, as much as you want to be. You couldn't control Jim so you turned on him behind the scenes, then when he went ape shit you played it off as "he's always been unstable." He left because of you and your backdoor politics. Now, you have nothing left but Drew Archyle and a bunch of "legends" who are far past their prime and only know who you are because you can swallow the entire load without gagging. <br />
<br />
"Robert, it the days are dwindling, the time is ticking away. The more I sit here, the more I look back at everything that has happened to me in the XWF, and look back at everything I have done. It hasn't all been pleasant, in fact, most of it hasn't been. The best thing I have ever done here is win that title, and after tomorrow night, my career could be complete. I could walk out onto Warfare, lay the title down in the middle of the ring, and walk out of here as one of if not the most accomplished and decorated superstars to ever ink a contract here. Losing tomorrow night is not an option for me. XWF needs my leadership, they need my experience, they need my edge. They need you to wither away and die. Please do us all this favor. <br />
<br />
This is the match of the year, but because I am in it. The long awaited return of Chris Chaos in a Universal Title match against someone not named Jim Caedus. The long awaited title match where Chris Chaos becomes top of the mountain again, and when the smoke clears the one true champion is unveiled. This is March Madness at its finest. It has been a month of crazy games and shocking upsets....but this is hardly that. This is the sleeping giant that has finally been awoken. <br />
<br />
You don't understand chaos do you? Yes I attacked Gator but it wasn't to look tough or intimidating, it was to send a message. It was to show the wrestling world that I will lay out anyone, anywhere, in any condition to get what I want. I will cause mayhem at all costs. I give the XWF ratings they so desperately need, I give them the wow factor. I am the one who puts asses in seats. That is another difference between us. They come to see me, and they have to suffer through you. I haven't given them what they wanted, compare it to staging a protest. But they come anyway, why? Because of the possibility of seeing me. I am the biggest ratings grabber the XWF has ever had. Win, loss, or draw, whatever match has Chris Chaos in it causes people to tune in. They want to see what I am going to do next.........THAT is why I attacked Gator. You never know what I am going to do, where I am going to show up, who I am going to attack. Remember Wild Card Weekend, where I won the title? I attacked some banana looking motherfucker for no reason other than I do what I want, when I want, to who I want. You don't scare me, Main, and you never did. <br />
<br />
I am coming to Miami to take your title, and you better damn well believe I am going to do it. The buck stops here, the trynannical reign of APEX ends tomorrow night, and the era of CHAOS begins. <br />
<br />
Get used to it.  </span></span></span><br />
<br />
The Jet Black Jeep Wrangler turns off the exit for Tampa Bay. Why is he going to Tampa? The show is in Miami...........<br />
<br />
Chaos does what he wants, that's why. <br />
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			<title><![CDATA[AND AWAY WE GO!]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33050</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 18:59:42 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2227">Vita Frickin Valenteen</a>]]></dc:creator>
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<font color="orange">”Are you ready Ms. Valenteen?”</font><br />
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Asked Dr. Aykroyd, a cheeky smile and a thumbs up is all the response he needed.<br />
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<font color="orange">”Right to it then!”</font><br />
<br />
He said as he lowered his reflective goggles and turned to face the control panel.<br />
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<font color="orange">”3”</font><br />
<br />
Jessica took VV’s hand into her own and squeezed gently. VV squeezed back before looking to her.<br />
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<font color="orange">”2”</font><br />
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<font color="purple">”Here’s hoping we don’t die…”</font><br />
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<font color="orange">”1”</font><br />
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With the flip of a big metal breaker switch comes a sudden burst of light so blinding that the camera spazzes out. When the picture returns, we find VV and Jessica are nowhere to be found.<br />
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<font color="orange">”Goodluck girls!”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Did it work?”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
Jessica opened the hatch above them and stood up to get a better view of the lab.<br />
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<font color="purple">”I dunno… The Doc’s not around... “</font><br />
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Jessica and VV climbed out of the machine and began looking around for anything that would tell them the date and time. <br />
<br />
<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Hey, what about this?”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
She said while pointing at Dr. Aykroyd’s computer. <br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”Yeah check it!”</font><br />
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VV hunched over and started doin’ work on that computer, but alas!<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”DARN! It has a password. Any chance you know it?”</font></b></i><br />
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Without skipping a beat, Jessica blurted out.<br />
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<font color="purple">”It’s a secret!”</font><br />
<br />
But unimpressed with her reply…<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Then you put it in!”</font></b></i><br />
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Jessica couldn't help but laugh.<br />
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<font color="purple">”No silly goose, that’s the password, itsasecret!”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”OH!”</font></b></i><br />
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VV got back to work on that computer and quickly made it through the login screen. Unfortunately for her, the good doctor’s computer was an AMD Celeron series… <br />
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Ok not really, but that shiz is reeeeeaaaaaalllly sloooooow.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Got it!”</font></b></i><br />
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But that excitement quickly melted to sadness. Jessica took notice and began to fear the worst.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Oh no, it didn’t work did it?”</font><br />
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VV continued to stare at the date on the computer. March 31st, 2019 it said.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”No, it worked, but we’re too late…”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Too late? What’s it say?”</font><br />
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She asked as she rushed over to see for herself.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Holy crap we went into the future!”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Yeah”</font></b></i><br />
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She said with utter defeat in her voice.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”But we needed to go back, not forward!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Um, we still can. We have a fully functional time machine right here!”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Oh yeah!”[dpink]<br />
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Jessica and VV head back to the time machine. Jessica climbs in and VV follows, but then something strikes VV and she decides to head back out.<br />
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<font color="purple">Where are you goin?”</font><br />
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[dpink]”I need to check something real quick!”</font></b></i><br />
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She replied as she rushed back to the computer. A few minutes passed and Jessica began to get impatient. <br />
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<font color="purple">”Hello, are we ready to go yet!?!”</font><br />
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VV’s eyes remained glued to the screen as she responded.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Almost…”</font></b></i><br />
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Roughly 20 more seconds passed before Jessica rolled her eyes.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Ash, seriously, let’s go!”</font><br />
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VV incheed away from the computer while it continued to hold her full attention. Jessica let out an irritated sigh, but just before she was about to cry some more, VV darted back towards the time machine.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”All done!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Finally! What took you so long???”</font><br />
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VV closed the hatched and began to buckle up for their next trip through time. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”I figured if it’s March 31st, I could take a peak at everything Jessalyn and Mastermind… Or well, his wife Maria, had to say about our match.”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Really?”</font><br />
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She said with a disapproving sarcastic tone. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Sorry, but I was curious. It’s not every day that a girl can travel to the future!</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Well?”</font><br />
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VV just shrugged her shoulders.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Just more of the same really. That Maria really doesn’t seem to like me.”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Screw her, right? She’s just scared that you’re going to make Mastermind look bad when you kick his ass!”</font><br />
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VV chuckled at the idea that she was going to outshine Mastermind and Jessalyn so much as to make them look foolish.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”I appreciate the support, but Mastermind and Jessalyn aren’t so easy to put away. There’s a good chance I walk out of this match twenty pounds lighter.”</font></b></i><br />
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Jessica began fiddling around with the controls in an effort to set their destination to March 12th.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Please, Jessalyn hasn’t been heard from in weeks. She obviously isn’t taking either of you serious, and Mastermind is so obsessed with the idea of controlling his emotions that it’s obvious that it’s still a very big weak point for him.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”True, but if we are successful here, then Masterminds, um…. Mind, will totally be on the match!”</font></b></i><br />
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Jessica gave VV a sly look as not so nice of thoughts crossed her mind.<br />
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<font color="purple">”What if we don’t try and stop Christchurch from happening? What if we…”</font><br />
<br />
VV was shocked to hear these words coming from Jessica.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING JESS!?! The only reason that we’re even doing this is to try and save lives!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”I’m just saying, an easy win is an easy win, right?”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Just no… Take this thing to March 12th so we can do what we set out to do…”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”And what is that exactly? Are you planning on catching a flight to New Zealand and putting that nut ball in one of your wrestling holds?”</font><br />
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She said sarcastically. <br />
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<font color="purple">”What’s really the plan here?”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Um, no…”</font></b></i><br />
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Sadly, that was VV’s original plan, but hearing it come out of Jessica’s mouth suddenly made her realize how stupid of an idea it actually was.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”I figure we can just make a few phone calls and warn people of what’s going to happen.”</font></b></i><br />
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Jessica laughed hysterically at the idea of VV calling in terrorist tips days before they happen, and the resulting aftermath when everyone wondered how she came by this information to begin with.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”What? That’s not a bad idea!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”If you say so…”</font><br />
<br />
VV crossed her arms and fell back into her seat upset by the fact that her best friend was giving her so much grief. <br />
<br />
<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Let’s just go already!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”As you wish!”</font><br />
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And with the press of a button.<br />
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The girls hop out of the machine once more, and head straight for the PC. <br />
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User Name: “Dr Aykroyd”<br />
Password: “Itsasecret” <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”What!?!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”How is that possible?”</font><br />
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The two girls looked at the date in disbelief. <br />
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<font color="purple">”Check online!”</font><br />
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VV quickly clicked on the Microsoft Edge icon (eww) and searched for current date and time. <br />
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2:14 PM<br />
Saturday, March 30, 2019<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”We only went back a day!”</font></b></i><br />
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VV started to spaz, but Jessica was quick to reel her in.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Girl, chill… we still have the time machine, lets just try again.”</font><br />
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VV nodded and the two girls started back towards the time machine. Before they managed to reach it though, it began to make a low humming noise.<br />
<br />
<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”What’s it doing?”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Oh crap…. I dunno!”</font><br />
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Suddenly there was a bright flash of light that managed to temporarily blind the both of them. Once their eyes adjusted, they found the time machine missing.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Jess, where did the time machine go!?!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”I… I forgot to turn it off.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”How do we get it back!?!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”I don’t kn..”</font><br />
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At that moment, Dr. Aykroyd happen to have walked into the lab without VV or Jessica having noticed.<br />
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<font color="orange">”Oh good, you girls have returned!”</font><br />
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Both of them jumped as they were caught off guard by the docs intrusion.<br />
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<font color="orange">”Wait, I still remember the shootings happening…”</font><br />
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Jessica and VV explain the series of events that lead them to this point. The doctor listened attentively throughout the entire story. When they were finished, all he had to say was.<br />
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<font color="orange">”You say that you set it to 03/12/19 before it took off?”</font><br />
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<font color="purple">”Yes, so it should still be here, right?”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Yeah, if it just went back a couple of weeks, then it should still be around the lab somewhere.”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”No girls, unfortunately that’s not how it works. I didn’t install a date system into the machine. The numbers that you set where for how many days into the future or past it was supposed to go. By my calculations, the machine should appear in roughly 85 and a half years.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”SERIOUSLY!!!!”</font></b></i><br />
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The doc nodded.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Can’t you just build another one?”</font><br />
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<font color="orange">”Sure, but sourcing the parts won’t be the easiest task. Hmmm….”</font><br />
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The doc rested his chin in his hand as he crunched some numbers in his head.<br />
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<font color="orange">”If I begin work on a new machine right now, I should be able to have it completed by June.”</font><br />
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Both girls eyes lit up!<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”That’s great!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”Of 2028.”</font><br />
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And that light instantly left both girls eyes.<br />
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<font color="purple">”I’m so sorry Dr. Aykroyd!”</font><br />
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<font color="orange">”No no, it’s fine. Shortly after you girls left, I realized that there was a miscalculation in my work. The machine was unstable, so after three trips, it was likely going to self destruct. I’m just glad you girls made it back in one piece.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”But we didn’t help anyone! All of those people who died, and we could have saved them…”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”You know, I have theorized that manipulation of the past is a statistical impossibility. Anything that you would have done to save those people would have likely caused a Temporal <br />
Paradox.”</font><br />
<br />
<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Temporal paradox?”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
<font color="orange">”Basically, you girls would have made a new timeline where that specific event didn’t happen, but this time line wouldn’t cease to exist. So everyone that died would have remained so, but in the new timeline that you created, those people would have lived. Assuming that you were successful in your mission that is.”</font><br />
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VV slumped her shoulders and looked absolutely defeated. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”I really thought that I could help those people…”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”Aw, don’t look so sad. Your intentions were commendable, but somethings are just out of our control.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”So I’ve seen your promos, like all of them. Don’t ask… Anyway, do you wanna know the one thing that I took from them that I thought was relevant? It wasn’t you trying to flip the script to make me out to be the bad guy here. It wasn’t you making the so called point that I needed to sift through countless hours of footage to find the answer to a question that should only matter to you, but it was the fact that you guys actually think that you’re somehow good people. Seriously, with all of the name calling, sarcastic laughing and poor jokes, I find it hard to believe that anyone would look to either of you as “faces”, yet one click over to your profile on the XWF website states otherwise. Do you guys just not understand the idea behind being a fan favorite, or have you decided to let the world know just how crappy of people the two of you really can be?”<br />
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“As far as calling me out for not releasing enough promos for your liking… Dude, that’s lame A.F. and you know it. Sure, I get it. It’s our jobs to help promote the matches and the shows that they’re on. If we do well, that’s more eyes on the product, which is good for all of us, but to suggest that I’m somehow dropping the ball with this match, or that I might not be committed enough to walk out of March Madness with my championship intact? That’s just silly.”<br />
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“I’m not going to try and take anything away from you Mastermind. You’ve proven yourself to be a hell of a workhorse since first returning to the XWF. The attention and prestige that you brought to the Television title was nothing short of astonishing. Jim Caedus, up until recently, was revered as one of the baddest men in the business today, and he built that foundation by holding the Television title for an impressive ninety eight days. You crushed that run by adding an extra thirty one days to your own record. As a matter of fact, the only people to ever hold that title longer than you was Azrael Erebus and that was over five years ago. So yeah, you’re an accomplished athlete, and you’re quite possibly going to be my fiercest competition yet. However, that doesn’t mean that you’re walking out of March Madness with that Xtreme title without busting your butt to get it. See Mastermind, while you’ve been sitting around laughing at the amount of promos that I’ve put out, and trying to think oup clever ways to use that against me. I’ve been keeping tabs on every piece of footage that you’ve put out, and dying from laughter every time that Maria OR you open your mouths. Both of you are so confident, so cocky. Before the ink was even dry on the contract for this match, you were already releasing promos declaring that in 13 days, you would be taking this title.”</font></b></i><br />
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VV proudly raises the Xtreme championship up for the camera to catch in all of its glory. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”The funny part was how the entire promo was some trainwreck of an idea to actually approve the release of footage that showed nothing but complete lack of self control that the so called Master of Minds truly possessed. Now listen, before we even continue down this road, every word that I said to you, the letter that I sent over, all of it. That’s how I truly felt. My heart goes out not just to you, but to the entire world for the tragedy that happened on March 15th. That wasn’t just an attack on New Zealand, that was an attack on the entire human race. Every good and decent person in the world had their heart broken that day, much as we do most days anymore. This world is full of hatred and vulgarness, and the saddest part is that most of the time, all we can do is sit by and watch as civilization slowly collapses. Let me ask you something, how often do you turn on the news and see stories about suicide bombers killing school children? Or neglected children snapping and taking a gun to school? These days, you’re risking your life by simply heading out to a movie.”<br />
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“Yet despite all the wickedness in this world that affects us all on a daily basis, your husband decided to try and make it all about him. Can Masterminds outburst in the hotel that night really be labeled as anything more than a dumpster fire of a promo? What did you prove with that showing huh? You get some bad news, then wig the frick out. Next, your wife orders that other dude to tranq ya, and BOOM, all done, and the only thing that we learn from that is that Mastermind isn’t capable of controlling his emotions. So I might have mentioned a very REAL fear of what may happen if Mastermind were to fly off the handle like that in a match, but the thing is, you all acted like I was trying to either get management to pull Mastermind from the match, or maybe get into the big guys head and cause him to hold back or something. Nah babe, not my style, but we’ve been over that haven’t we?”<br />
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“I’ll put my resume up against anyone in this industry. I’ve accomplished more in the last eight months than most people do in their entire careers. I’ve held championship gold on three separate occasions. I’ve worked my way up to the sixth longest reign in the history of the Xtreme championship, and I’ve managed to earn this along the way!”</font></b></i><br />
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VV holds her 24/7 briefcase up much as she did with the title before.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”And i’ve done all of it because I’m not only willing to put in the work, but I’ve never shied away from a challenge! I’ve wrestled deranged stalkers, time traveling body swappers, demigods, and even APEX! Each and every time I looked that challenge straight in the eye and did the work necessary to be able to walk away proud, no matter what the result of the match may be, and this match makes no exception! I’m not afraid of Jessalyn Hart and I’m definitely not afraid of Mastermind! I’m not afraid because at the end of the day, either I win, or I lose, and if I lose, you can bet your butt that I’m going to learn from it and come back ten times harder! That’s how I go into every single match that I have, and so far, it’s worked out favorably considering that I’ve only ever lost to one other superstar, and that was Dolly Waters.”<br />
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“So, maybe I walk out of March Madness champion, or maybe I don’t, but either way, I’ll know I gave you my all, and if it’s not enough, then I’ll catch you on the rebound!”<br />
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“Goodluck!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”Are you ready Ms. Valenteen?”</font><br />
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Asked Dr. Aykroyd, a cheeky smile and a thumbs up is all the response he needed.<br />
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<font color="orange">”Right to it then!”</font><br />
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He said as he lowered his reflective goggles and turned to face the control panel.<br />
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<font color="orange">”3”</font><br />
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Jessica took VV’s hand into her own and squeezed gently. VV squeezed back before looking to her.<br />
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<font color="orange">”2”</font><br />
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<font color="purple">”Here’s hoping we don’t die…”</font><br />
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<font color="orange">”1”</font><br />
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With the flip of a big metal breaker switch comes a sudden burst of light so blinding that the camera spazzes out. When the picture returns, we find VV and Jessica are nowhere to be found.<br />
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<font color="orange">”Goodluck girls!”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Did it work?”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
Jessica opened the hatch above them and stood up to get a better view of the lab.<br />
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<font color="purple">”I dunno… The Doc’s not around... “</font><br />
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Jessica and VV climbed out of the machine and began looking around for anything that would tell them the date and time. <br />
<br />
<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Hey, what about this?”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
She said while pointing at Dr. Aykroyd’s computer. <br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”Yeah check it!”</font><br />
<br />
VV hunched over and started doin’ work on that computer, but alas!<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”DARN! It has a password. Any chance you know it?”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
Without skipping a beat, Jessica blurted out.<br />
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<font color="purple">”It’s a secret!”</font><br />
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But unimpressed with her reply…<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Then you put it in!”</font></b></i><br />
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Jessica couldn't help but laugh.<br />
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<font color="purple">”No silly goose, that’s the password, itsasecret!”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”OH!”</font></b></i><br />
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VV got back to work on that computer and quickly made it through the login screen. Unfortunately for her, the good doctor’s computer was an AMD Celeron series… <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Got it!”</font></b></i><br />
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But that excitement quickly melted to sadness. Jessica took notice and began to fear the worst.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Oh no, it didn’t work did it?”</font><br />
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VV continued to stare at the date on the computer. March 31st, 2019 it said.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”No, it worked, but we’re too late…”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”Too late? What’s it say?”</font><br />
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She asked as she rushed over to see for herself.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Holy crap we went into the future!”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Yeah”</font></b></i><br />
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She said with utter defeat in her voice.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”But we needed to go back, not forward!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Um, we still can. We have a fully functional time machine right here!”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Oh yeah!”[dpink]<br />
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Jessica and VV head back to the time machine. Jessica climbs in and VV follows, but then something strikes VV and she decides to head back out.<br />
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<font color="purple">Where are you goin?”</font><br />
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[dpink]”I need to check something real quick!”</font></b></i><br />
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She replied as she rushed back to the computer. A few minutes passed and Jessica began to get impatient. <br />
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<font color="purple">”Hello, are we ready to go yet!?!”</font><br />
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VV’s eyes remained glued to the screen as she responded.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Almost…”</font></b></i><br />
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Roughly 20 more seconds passed before Jessica rolled her eyes.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Ash, seriously, let’s go!”</font><br />
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VV incheed away from the computer while it continued to hold her full attention. Jessica let out an irritated sigh, but just before she was about to cry some more, VV darted back towards the time machine.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”All done!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Finally! What took you so long???”</font><br />
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VV closed the hatched and began to buckle up for their next trip through time. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”I figured if it’s March 31st, I could take a peak at everything Jessalyn and Mastermind… Or well, his wife Maria, had to say about our match.”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Really?”</font><br />
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She said with a disapproving sarcastic tone. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Sorry, but I was curious. It’s not every day that a girl can travel to the future!</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Well?”</font><br />
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VV just shrugged her shoulders.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Just more of the same really. That Maria really doesn’t seem to like me.”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Screw her, right? She’s just scared that you’re going to make Mastermind look bad when you kick his ass!”</font><br />
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VV chuckled at the idea that she was going to outshine Mastermind and Jessalyn so much as to make them look foolish.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”I appreciate the support, but Mastermind and Jessalyn aren’t so easy to put away. There’s a good chance I walk out of this match twenty pounds lighter.”</font></b></i><br />
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Jessica began fiddling around with the controls in an effort to set their destination to March 12th.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Please, Jessalyn hasn’t been heard from in weeks. She obviously isn’t taking either of you serious, and Mastermind is so obsessed with the idea of controlling his emotions that it’s obvious that it’s still a very big weak point for him.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”True, but if we are successful here, then Masterminds, um…. Mind, will totally be on the match!”</font></b></i><br />
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Jessica gave VV a sly look as not so nice of thoughts crossed her mind.<br />
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<font color="purple">”What if we don’t try and stop Christchurch from happening? What if we…”</font><br />
<br />
VV was shocked to hear these words coming from Jessica.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING JESS!?! The only reason that we’re even doing this is to try and save lives!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”I’m just saying, an easy win is an easy win, right?”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Just no… Take this thing to March 12th so we can do what we set out to do…”</font></b></i><br />
<br />
<font color="purple">”And what is that exactly? Are you planning on catching a flight to New Zealand and putting that nut ball in one of your wrestling holds?”</font><br />
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She said sarcastically. <br />
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<font color="purple">”What’s really the plan here?”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Um, no…”</font></b></i><br />
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Sadly, that was VV’s original plan, but hearing it come out of Jessica’s mouth suddenly made her realize how stupid of an idea it actually was.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”I figure we can just make a few phone calls and warn people of what’s going to happen.”</font></b></i><br />
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Jessica laughed hysterically at the idea of VV calling in terrorist tips days before they happen, and the resulting aftermath when everyone wondered how she came by this information to begin with.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”What? That’s not a bad idea!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”If you say so…”</font><br />
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VV crossed her arms and fell back into her seat upset by the fact that her best friend was giving her so much grief. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Let’s just go already!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”As you wish!”</font><br />
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And with the press of a button.<br />
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The girls hop out of the machine once more, and head straight for the PC. <br />
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User Name: “Dr Aykroyd”<br />
Password: “Itsasecret” <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”What!?!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”How is that possible?”</font><br />
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The two girls looked at the date in disbelief. <br />
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<font color="purple">”Check online!”</font><br />
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VV quickly clicked on the Microsoft Edge icon (eww) and searched for current date and time. <br />
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2:14 PM<br />
Saturday, March 30, 2019<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”We only went back a day!”</font></b></i><br />
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VV started to spaz, but Jessica was quick to reel her in.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Girl, chill… we still have the time machine, lets just try again.”</font><br />
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VV nodded and the two girls started back towards the time machine. Before they managed to reach it though, it began to make a low humming noise.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”What’s it doing?”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”Oh crap…. I dunno!”</font><br />
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Suddenly there was a bright flash of light that managed to temporarily blind the both of them. Once their eyes adjusted, they found the time machine missing.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Jess, where did the time machine go!?!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”I… I forgot to turn it off.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”How do we get it back!?!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="purple">”I don’t kn..”</font><br />
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At that moment, Dr. Aykroyd happen to have walked into the lab without VV or Jessica having noticed.<br />
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<font color="orange">”Oh good, you girls have returned!”</font><br />
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Both of them jumped as they were caught off guard by the docs intrusion.<br />
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<font color="orange">”Wait, I still remember the shootings happening…”</font><br />
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Jessica and VV explain the series of events that lead them to this point. The doctor listened attentively throughout the entire story. When they were finished, all he had to say was.<br />
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<font color="orange">”You say that you set it to 03/12/19 before it took off?”</font><br />
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<font color="purple">”Yes, so it should still be here, right?”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Yeah, if it just went back a couple of weeks, then it should still be around the lab somewhere.”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”No girls, unfortunately that’s not how it works. I didn’t install a date system into the machine. The numbers that you set where for how many days into the future or past it was supposed to go. By my calculations, the machine should appear in roughly 85 and a half years.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”SERIOUSLY!!!!”</font></b></i><br />
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The doc nodded.<br />
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<font color="purple">”Can’t you just build another one?”</font><br />
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<font color="orange">”Sure, but sourcing the parts won’t be the easiest task. Hmmm….”</font><br />
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The doc rested his chin in his hand as he crunched some numbers in his head.<br />
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<font color="orange">”If I begin work on a new machine right now, I should be able to have it completed by June.”</font><br />
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Both girls eyes lit up!<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”That’s great!”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”Of 2028.”</font><br />
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And that light instantly left both girls eyes.<br />
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<font color="purple">”I’m so sorry Dr. Aykroyd!”</font><br />
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<font color="orange">”No no, it’s fine. Shortly after you girls left, I realized that there was a miscalculation in my work. The machine was unstable, so after three trips, it was likely going to self destruct. I’m just glad you girls made it back in one piece.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”But we didn’t help anyone! All of those people who died, and we could have saved them…”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”You know, I have theorized that manipulation of the past is a statistical impossibility. Anything that you would have done to save those people would have likely caused a Temporal <br />
Paradox.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”Temporal paradox?”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”Basically, you girls would have made a new timeline where that specific event didn’t happen, but this time line wouldn’t cease to exist. So everyone that died would have remained so, but in the new timeline that you created, those people would have lived. Assuming that you were successful in your mission that is.”</font><br />
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VV slumped her shoulders and looked absolutely defeated. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”I really thought that I could help those people…”</font></b></i><br />
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<font color="orange">”Aw, don’t look so sad. Your intentions were commendable, but somethings are just out of our control.”</font><br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”So I’ve seen your promos, like all of them. Don’t ask… Anyway, do you wanna know the one thing that I took from them that I thought was relevant? It wasn’t you trying to flip the script to make me out to be the bad guy here. It wasn’t you making the so called point that I needed to sift through countless hours of footage to find the answer to a question that should only matter to you, but it was the fact that you guys actually think that you’re somehow good people. Seriously, with all of the name calling, sarcastic laughing and poor jokes, I find it hard to believe that anyone would look to either of you as “faces”, yet one click over to your profile on the XWF website states otherwise. Do you guys just not understand the idea behind being a fan favorite, or have you decided to let the world know just how crappy of people the two of you really can be?”<br />
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“As far as calling me out for not releasing enough promos for your liking… Dude, that’s lame A.F. and you know it. Sure, I get it. It’s our jobs to help promote the matches and the shows that they’re on. If we do well, that’s more eyes on the product, which is good for all of us, but to suggest that I’m somehow dropping the ball with this match, or that I might not be committed enough to walk out of March Madness with my championship intact? That’s just silly.”<br />
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“I’m not going to try and take anything away from you Mastermind. You’ve proven yourself to be a hell of a workhorse since first returning to the XWF. The attention and prestige that you brought to the Television title was nothing short of astonishing. Jim Caedus, up until recently, was revered as one of the baddest men in the business today, and he built that foundation by holding the Television title for an impressive ninety eight days. You crushed that run by adding an extra thirty one days to your own record. As a matter of fact, the only people to ever hold that title longer than you was Azrael Erebus and that was over five years ago. So yeah, you’re an accomplished athlete, and you’re quite possibly going to be my fiercest competition yet. However, that doesn’t mean that you’re walking out of March Madness with that Xtreme title without busting your butt to get it. See Mastermind, while you’ve been sitting around laughing at the amount of promos that I’ve put out, and trying to think oup clever ways to use that against me. I’ve been keeping tabs on every piece of footage that you’ve put out, and dying from laughter every time that Maria OR you open your mouths. Both of you are so confident, so cocky. Before the ink was even dry on the contract for this match, you were already releasing promos declaring that in 13 days, you would be taking this title.”</font></b></i><br />
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VV proudly raises the Xtreme championship up for the camera to catch in all of its glory. <br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”The funny part was how the entire promo was some trainwreck of an idea to actually approve the release of footage that showed nothing but complete lack of self control that the so called Master of Minds truly possessed. Now listen, before we even continue down this road, every word that I said to you, the letter that I sent over, all of it. That’s how I truly felt. My heart goes out not just to you, but to the entire world for the tragedy that happened on March 15th. That wasn’t just an attack on New Zealand, that was an attack on the entire human race. Every good and decent person in the world had their heart broken that day, much as we do most days anymore. This world is full of hatred and vulgarness, and the saddest part is that most of the time, all we can do is sit by and watch as civilization slowly collapses. Let me ask you something, how often do you turn on the news and see stories about suicide bombers killing school children? Or neglected children snapping and taking a gun to school? These days, you’re risking your life by simply heading out to a movie.”<br />
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“Yet despite all the wickedness in this world that affects us all on a daily basis, your husband decided to try and make it all about him. Can Masterminds outburst in the hotel that night really be labeled as anything more than a dumpster fire of a promo? What did you prove with that showing huh? You get some bad news, then wig the frick out. Next, your wife orders that other dude to tranq ya, and BOOM, all done, and the only thing that we learn from that is that Mastermind isn’t capable of controlling his emotions. So I might have mentioned a very REAL fear of what may happen if Mastermind were to fly off the handle like that in a match, but the thing is, you all acted like I was trying to either get management to pull Mastermind from the match, or maybe get into the big guys head and cause him to hold back or something. Nah babe, not my style, but we’ve been over that haven’t we?”<br />
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“I’ll put my resume up against anyone in this industry. I’ve accomplished more in the last eight months than most people do in their entire careers. I’ve held championship gold on three separate occasions. I’ve worked my way up to the sixth longest reign in the history of the Xtreme championship, and I’ve managed to earn this along the way!”</font></b></i><br />
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VV holds her 24/7 briefcase up much as she did with the title before.<br />
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<i><b><font color="#FF69B4">”And i’ve done all of it because I’m not only willing to put in the work, but I’ve never shied away from a challenge! I’ve wrestled deranged stalkers, time traveling body swappers, demigods, and even APEX! Each and every time I looked that challenge straight in the eye and did the work necessary to be able to walk away proud, no matter what the result of the match may be, and this match makes no exception! I’m not afraid of Jessalyn Hart and I’m definitely not afraid of Mastermind! I’m not afraid because at the end of the day, either I win, or I lose, and if I lose, you can bet your butt that I’m going to learn from it and come back ten times harder! That’s how I go into every single match that I have, and so far, it’s worked out favorably considering that I’ve only ever lost to one other superstar, and that was Dolly Waters.”<br />
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“So, maybe I walk out of March Madness champion, or maybe I don’t, but either way, I’ll know I gave you my all, and if it’s not enough, then I’ll catch you on the rebound!”<br />
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“Goodluck!”</font></b></i><br />
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			<title><![CDATA["I am a PERFECT driver."]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33041</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 10:33:55 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2253">Lacklan</a>]]></dc:creator>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PLAY</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux bursts through the curtain, running down the aisle as fast as possible, and slides into the ring before leaping up into the air with a complicated spin.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PAUSE</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">SCRITCH</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Excitable. Burns energy quickly. Unnecessary flippy shit.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PLAY</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux immediately goes for a chair, gets agitated when the ploy is unsuccessful, and ends up getting the chair punched into his face. He is then thwarted in multiple attempts to use it before suffering a few high-impact moves.<br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">PAUSE</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">SCRITCH</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Goes back to the same move again and again. Can’t change tactics or adapt. Much like his promotional video style. Barely got a shoulder up after only a few offensive moves. Easily stunned?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PLAY</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux is able to get in a few desperation strikes to keep Vita off balance. Retrieves several weapons from ringside but suffers attacks before he can use them. Back and forth but he is constantly getting reversed.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PAUSE</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">SCRITCH</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Same thing, over and over. Can’t keep an advantage? One good punch to the throat and nothing to follow it up with? No ability to chain offense?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux is a striking machine, going back to punches over and again, though unable to capitalize or go for a single pin. A superplex attempt turn into a submission loss.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PAUSE</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">SCRITCH</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Only one wrestling move in the entire match, and it was reversed into a tap out. Zero other damage done to his shoulders but still tapped? Weak shoulders? Work on right shoulder to set up the Pigeonwing.</span></span><br />
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Sarah Selena Grey-Lacklan pushes back her glasses of the rim of her nose with an extended forefinger, an unconscious action learned quickly after she began wearing glasses full time a year ago, and looked down at the notebook on her lap. Tight lines of red filled the pages, the letters neat and ordered, though with the occasional splotch here and there. With a grimace forming on her face, she shakes her right hand and flexes her fingers, before placing the notebook on the table to her right, where a bottle of ink rests, a quill with a brilliant black feather reflecting an iridescent sheen poking high into the air.<br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">“Oh, fuck ME in the goat ass…”</span><br />
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Her voice is pained as she stands up with a groan. She raises her hands and stretches as high as she can, her white shirt pulling tight enough to show the shape of her breasts, before bringing them back down with another groan. She walks forward to a television set just as a disk pops out of the Bluray player. Lithe fingers deftly pluck it from the machine and place it into a case marked <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Valenteen: 1/26/2019</span>, which then place it onto a lower shelf next so several more. <br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Rivera: 2/9//2019</span><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Ngata vs. Tiberius: 2/16/2019</span><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux/Grey vs. Ngata/Tiberius: 2/23//2019</span><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Principe: 3/9/2019</span><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Mastermind: 3/16//2019</span><br />
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Sarah looks down at them, her eyes flashing red in the meager light of the television screen now a plain blue, and lets out a long sigh. The depth of the sigh, along with the dark circles under her eyes, touched with a soft purple, tell the story of exhaustion. She reaches up and pulls her hair out of its tail, the long platinum strands catching that meager blue light and casting off their gleam, then shakes the locks loose. She runs her fingers across her scalp, offering another sigh as she does so, and then reforms the loose ponytail with the bright red tie.<br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Almost done, Sar. And THEN you can rest. Big day.”</span><br />
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She walks away from the television, her gait with a slight limp visible in the first few steps, then shuts off the light as she walks through the door and closes it behind her.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">Miss Lacklan...If You’re Nasty</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Part Two: Growing</span></span><br />
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.<br />
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We welcome you to the second half of our docuseries on the professional wrestler known as Sarah Lacklan. Part one, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">A Day in the Life</span>, showed you a typical day for the young woman, from waking up in a hotel while on the road, to training with her spouse, to spending time with her friends. And today brings you another glimpse into what it is like to be her, though with a special twist, a never-before-had adventure for her:<br />
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She’s getting her driver’s license.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"Let’s be honest here: I never thought I was going to EVER have to drive myself ANYWHERE. That’s what servants are for-"<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Employees."<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"Whatever! N-E-Ways, that was one of the advantages of growing up with everything I did, ya know? Always had a dedicated driver. And even my first year or so as a wrestler, that was never anything I had to worry about. And, yes, in THIS day and age where I can just use my SWEET Windows phone to get some flunky to pick us up, there’s still something about getting that license on my own. Like, one of my resolutions this year was to do more stuff by myself, and this is a big one."<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Sarah was up even early on this cold Friday morning in Hollywood than usual. Stretching and “personal time” with Kenzi completed, the young woman ran for an hour while listening to a blend of musicals and heavy metal on her Zune audio player, lifted weights for another hour at the Moses Fitness in Valley Glen, and upon returning home, ate more food in one sitting than this reporter ever could have thought for someone her size. We received NUMEROUS questions from up-and-coming athletes to post her meal plan, but Mrs. Grey-Lacklan declined to answer that question in this forum-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Nothing fun!”<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Er...thank you, other Mrs Gr-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"I miss pork rinds SO FUCKING MUCH"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Um...well...yes, we can understand that. While we have you here, Kenzi, can you answer a question which was asked by a fan? What did you think of Sarah when you two first met? And how has that changed since then?<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Kenzi: When I first met Sarah, I was in a relationship with someone she was acquainted with…not friends with, but someone who was known to her and the circles she traveled in.  I was fascinated by her from the moment I first spoke to her!  No, it wasn’t like “Hey! I’m in love with her!” but she was certainly someone I was drawn to.  She was so funny and larger than life!  Very smart…but a free spirit for sure.<br />
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“After things between us changed, and we got together, over time she has matured a lot.  She’s still funny and she still has that enormous personality, but it’s tempered now.  I know a lot of people see her over-the-top promotional videos and they think she’s out of her mind, but she’s far from it.  She’s just on a whole other level."<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Um...wow. Thank you, Kenzi.<br />
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After her daily exercise and training, Sarah does several things in her Hollywood Hills home which are...if we may use the word...normal. She spent time with her pet, a dwarf albino bunny, a gift from her late godmother Zoe Chaos, and then “fed” her digital pet.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"My tamagotchi is older than Dolly! I mean, they’re only supposed to live a couple of years, or whatev, but when I was six or seven? Daddy contacted Bandai and got them to do an upgrade to mine to make sure that he lived FOREVER! Because rich. Being rich REALLY helps get what you want. Oh, and screaming and yelling. Screaming, yelling, and being rich are REALLY helpful in life!”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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This brings up an interesting point for this reporter, something that Mrs. Grey-Lacklan has commented upon herself. It is widely known that Sarah grew up wealthy, though the vast majority of her family’s money is not liquid, but it is also fairly well known that she does not live off any of that money as an adult. She has a trust that is unavailable until she is twenty-five, some four years from now, though she does receive a stipend from her step mother-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"Step-Mumsie”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Um...yes...a stipend from her step-musie, the widow Aveline Lacklan, who is also a professional wrestling known as <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Le Bord de Dieu</span>.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#9400D3 size=4>"HATE that bitch!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Roxy Cotton</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"I’m with her!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#1973e6 size=4>"Wrll, she likes cats, so she’s not ALL bad. <br />
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“Just mostly..."<br />
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<p align=right>-Angie Vaughn</td>
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And while successful, Kenzi has been known to spend her money twice as fast as she earns it-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Hey! Do you have ANY idea how expensive Sar’s shoe fetish is to maintain?!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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-in part due to her insatiable need to purchase illegal pets-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Okay, you might have me here..."<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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-which makes people wonder how exactly the two women are able to afford a spacious house in the hills of Hollywood. Thankfully, a friend of the CircleTV family, fellow reporter F. Alexander Quinn, was able to supply some context. Two years ago, Kenzi won a large jackpot in Vegas, and ended up spending the majority of it as a downpayment on the large house, which she lived in with then-best friend Melissa Reeves. And while the whirlwind tale of how Kenzi and Sarah went from best friends to happily married couple now living in the house is beyond the scope of this docuseries, it does seem prudent to as the question directly to Sarah that she has passively voiced before:<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"Um...well...I’m not the BEST at math...but I’m pretty sure we CAN’T afford it. At least, not right this SECOND. Its expensive. And don’t EVEN get me started on that goddamn HOA! Greedy bastards. And, of course, my wife’s propensity for bring in stray dogs-”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Editor’s note: “Stray dogs” means “people in need”<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>”-and you find that we’re often stretching our dollars! Truth be told, we are taking a HUGE gamble on Dark Goddess Productions, but you can bet your ass that we’ll work ourselves to the BONE before we let ourselves fail. Which, to be perfectly honest, is a big part of me working the ring again. A big part of me looking around and finding tournaments and big paydays. Where there’s a will, right?”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Interesting enough, after her post workout meal large enough to feed a village in Africa, Sarah spent time looking at some of her wrestling awards. The mantel of their large fireplace housed two matching trophies, tall and wide structures of shining metal, spoils of a tournament held by the United Global Wrestling Association. Sarah won their “WrestleStock Open” in 2017 when she began what is thought of as her “world tour,” winning two matches in as many days. The following year, she entered the tournament again, as did Kenzi and their dear friend Angie Vaughn, and after several days of trials, the three found themselves in the tournament final together in a triple threat. And as the trophy proudly displays, Kenzi won the tournament that year, though it does not include the fact that it was Sarah who she beat to do so.<br />
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After visiting the mantel, Sarah finds her way to a corner where their curio stands, a tall and proud display case with with multiple mirrored shelves. Each one displays a championship title belt, with boh Kenzi and Sarah’s name on them, from a variety of companies. Both have held tag championships together, both have held “extreme” titles, and still more. <br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>”-While little politcal games in this business have lead to idiotic dumbass shit like people becoming world champions on their first night as a wrestler, the reality is that MY first couple of years are AXLY successful, all without the need to suck some guys dick in a back alley. Now, I’m not SAYING that that’s what Lux had to do to be put into a position to win a championship in his first match, but I HAVE shot Roxy a few texts to check out what color of lipstick Lux wears and think back to what colors Vinnie may or may not have had around Mr. Winky a couple months ago, that’s all!<br />
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“N-E-Ways, MY success has been through hard work and dedication. And because of that, I’m a two-time tag champ, a badass hardcore champ who defended 24/7 and only dropped the title after that CRAXY management change and I wasn’t up for dealing with THOSE kind of people...you know what I’m talking about...as well as a hard fought victory over a legit world champ for a title that I was willing to kill myself for. And that is what I bring to EVERY company I work for: Authenticity. I AM a badass. I don’t need to pretend. I don’t need to fantasize. I don’t need to bend over for a promoter to get a shot. I MAKE and TAKE my shots, and will do ANYTHING to win them.”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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After what appeared to be a time of reflection for the young woman, she then set about the arduous process of preparing herself for the public.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"You have NO idea how long it takes for Sar to get ready. I mean, bitch, you look fine! Let’s go, already!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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They did NOT go. <br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>”Here’s a #CoolTip for all you aspiring wrestlings and/or media stars out there: Take your time. Slow down. Let your hand be steady. Because wings THIS fire take patience!”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Sarah’s “wings,” a form of eye makeup where the eyeshadow is extended into points away from the eye, which often mean all the way to the temple for the young woman, ARE indeed “fire.” As are her lipstick, which is a specialty color created by M*A*C to match her eyes, is thickly painted, and her hair is pulled back into an elaborate braid. <br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>”Mrs OMG I LOOK AMAZING WITHOUT MAKEUP can shit the hell up! ”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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And while this reporter hopes you watch the Director's Cut of this series, which shows Sarah interacting with members of her "Legion" of employees, as well as the second half of the Cribs MTV special that shows every room of her home, including the twenty-seven places where "the magic happens," what interested us most was that, before leaving for the DMV and her appointment with Fate, Sarah took time to write a letter.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Uh...don’t get me started on the letters...!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#1973e6 size=4>"She sends them by pigeon! They are SO cute! Except when Ser Alex tries to eat them..."<br />
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<p align=right>-Angie Vaughn</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#9400D3 size=4>"One of her stupid pigeons crapped on my head! I asked if she TOLD them to do that, but then she said that she CAN’T tell a bird to do that, that’s just silly, but then she giggled and did her eye-rolling thing. I don’t think she was telling the truth..."<br />
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<p align=right>-Roxy Cotton</td>
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Again in thanks to the investigative journalist skills of Mr. Quinn, we know that hand-writing letters to people is something done often in the Lacklan family. Her father, Jean-Paul, was known to write them to both his opponents and friends, and the practice was picked up by his daughter, as well as the widow Aveline. One of the Lacklan-owned companies is a paper manufacturer, and as such the paper used by the family is plentiful and well made, though we do wonder about the young woman’s use of a quill and ink jar.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#1eb5c2 size=4>"Ugh...she did that in high school, too. It took her FOREVER to pass a note back!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Ashley Allen</td>
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Before she sent the letter off with one of her prized carrier pigeons, a member of the flock that she cultivated and trained through secretive methods, she allowed us to record the letter for posterity. We wish to present it to you now:<br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">Dear Corey<br />
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I wish to apologize. Profusely. I am very, very sorry.<br />
<br />
I am sorry for ripping away everything which is important to you.<br />
<br />
Nearly your entire existence as a young man has been about THIS. THIS is what you are. THIS is what you will be. Take away your big ol’ job to Vita in that match you never should have been in. Take away meaningless wins over losers who are just as likely to blow off the promotional period of a match and show up drunk at the show as do their jobs. This tournament is EVERYTHING you are. Winning it PROVES the madness in your head. Winning it saves the world.<br />
<br />
A pity I have to ruin that world.<br />
<br />
Do you believe in God, Corey? Do you believe in the Heavenly Father? This might sound silly, but there are those who I grew up with who believe that I would set the entire world on fire. And, for a time, I believed it. My father, along with being who he was for the wrestling world, was a preacher. Established his own church. And while I disagree with a point or two of what the Word says, particularly in the area of same sex relationships, I am very much a penitent woman. But am I his light? Am I his fire? Am I the one meant to burn the world to its foundations so that we can start anew?<br />
<br />
I bet not a single thing I said in that above paragraph means a thing to do, does it? I would bet my entire fortune that you have ZERO idea what I am talking about. And that is one of the biggest problems about you, kid. You are so absorbed in your self-important nonsense that you can’t look at anything beyond the skin of your opponents, and by the time this letter reaches you, it will likely be too late to fully understand what you are facing. Because “research” and “preparation” which consists of watching a few vlogs and getting yourself worked up into knee-jerk reaction videos might get you a few wins in the undercard, but they will NEVER get your hand raised in the important battles.<br />
<br />
I have watched every match you have had over and again. I’ve seen how you are slow to react to being grounded. I’ve seen how you have a look of confusion, even if its only momentary, when someone forces you into a clinch. I’ve see how you offense is, as I have pointed out before, very “one note,” much akin to a single color, or a single flavor.<br />
<br />
But me? You have NO idea who I am. And while someone with as limited experience as yourself can cry out into the night “But I have watched your matches!” the truth of the matter is that you have but a small sampling of who I am or what I do. And if you will allow me, I will give you a small clue:<br />
<br />
I’m no vlogger.<br />
<br />
I’m no media star.<br />
<br />
Oh, I DO those things. I DO vlog. I DO position myself to be the face of media. But I am NOT those things.<br />
<br />
I am a wrestler.<br />
<br />
A VERY good wrestler.<br />
<br />
And you didn’t even need to try very hard to find out who I really am. Literally, all you had to do was look and ask around your own company. The owner of the company has seen me wrestle for well over a year. Don’t want to talk to Vinnie, or even Roxy? Ask Raven. Raven knows what I can do very well. Hell, there is even a person in this company who fought WITH my father nearly twenty years ago! But you didn’t do that. You didn’t look around. You didn’t actually try to research. You just went off the surface, just saw the Billion &#36;&#36;&#36; smile and assumed it was all over.<br />
<br />
Talk about the Ballad of Pots and Kettles on your criticism that I thought this was going to be easy.<br />
<br />
A charge which you were both right and wrong about, by the way. Wrong, because I go into EVERY match well prepared. I scout. I train. I have strategies and back-up plans in place. Its both a main reason and spoil of traveling around the world as much as I do: You become prepared for various styles and circumstances. This might be your first tournament semi-final, but it’s not mine. And I might be the first super junior you have faced, but you are certainly not the first striker I have faced. So, no, I never thought this would be easy. I was prepared for it to be difficult.<br />
<br />
But, also, it IS easy. Because, in the last two weeks, you have shown yourself to be underwhelming and shallow. The XWF has learned that I am funny and vicious, witty and strong. I have offered an arching story of varying depth, complexity, and scope. But all you have given them is a neverending density of nonsense with no change in pace, flavor, or purpose, just the same as your in-ring skills. The only thing missing from what you have to show the world is quoting entire song lyrics or Bible quotes out of context in order to get your point across. Your extent as a wrestling personality in these two months of your activity have been the same thing, over and again, and while there are those who wish to heap praise upon you for technical skill, anyone who has been in this business for an appreciable amount of time has been able to see through the bright lights and distractions of your mental issues to who you really are:<br />
<br />
A little boy that is in WAY over his head.<br />
<br />
And thus my apology, kiddo. When we meet in the ring on Sunday, your entire world is coming down. The thing that is inside of you, the person trying to get out, is going to be reduced to a formless rubble as the realization finally dawns in your eyes. I apologize because when I went through something similar, I had support and therapy to help me erase my delusions. But you? You will just have me. And I am neither gentle nor caring. I am harsh. Vicious. Efficient.<br />
<br />
I am going to rip Lux away and leave nothing but a scared boy, weeping in a corner, hoping against hope that his parents will come save him and give him a lolly.<br />
<br />
The other day, I vowed that I would not continue on in the XWF if I could not defeat you in this semi-final. This was not a publicity stunt or something to garner attention. This is not something to weasel out of or else take away the importance of. I meant every word. And while I have zero idea if you have responded to it, or if you plan on meeting my posture with your own, my assumption is that you won’t. Because when you lose this match? Everything you ARE is gone. Everything you SAY you are is gone. Everything people THINK you are is gone. And that is why you won’t put your own career in this company on the line alongside mine. Because of the gripping fear that, after all, you are NOT a warrior from the future giving a modern vessel super strength and speed. You will find out that you are, after all, just a kid so desperate for affection and attention that he will come up with ANYTHING to get the eyes of those around him. Even something as outlandish as this. <br />
<br />
You may not be able to face the fact that you are nothing but a poor kid in scraps when you look into some dirty, cracked mirror, but that’s okay. Because I AM able to help you look at yourself and face the facts of what you are. I AM here to help you put Lux in a box and bury her deep. And because you have spent so much time lying to yourself across the last few months, I won’t lie to you: Its going to hurt. <br />
<br />
But, my God, that pain will be <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">beautiful</span>.<br />
<br />
Your obedient: <br />
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<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align">S.S.G-L<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Epilogue<br />
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“Um...you didn’t come to a complete stop?”<br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Its okay! My friend Roxy tells me that stop signs are really just for the people who can’t afford to pay to keep going.</span><br />
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“Um...and you cut off that guy because…”<br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Um...I’m more important? Duh?”</span><br />
<br />
“Please keep both hands on the wheel!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”But I’m getting a text!”</span><br />
<br />
“You can’t read that while driving!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Oh please, now you’re just making up stuff. Oh hey! It’s a #DigitalPigeon from my friend Ang. Hold the wheel while I hit her back?”</span><br />
<br />
“What?! Oh my-”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Thanks, man! I appreciate that. Now hold on while I pass this dweeb in front of me…”</span><br />
<br />
“Watch your speed!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”I am! We got too slow while I was #DigitalPigeoning. I’m only at 68.”</span><br />
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“The speed limit is 65!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”I know! My friend Roxy told me that you have to go at LEAST ten miles over the minimum!”</span><br />
<br />
“Minimum?! That’s the maximum!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Oh, you’re SO silly! Roxy is an AMAZING driver and taught me just about everything I know! Oh! Her cam show is starting! Lemme just log on and get it on my phone real quick…”</span><br />
<br />
“MOMMY!”]]></description>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux bursts through the curtain, running down the aisle as fast as possible, and slides into the ring before leaping up into the air with a complicated spin.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PAUSE</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">SCRITCH</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Excitable. Burns energy quickly. Unnecessary flippy shit.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux immediately goes for a chair, gets agitated when the ploy is unsuccessful, and ends up getting the chair punched into his face. He is then thwarted in multiple attempts to use it before suffering a few high-impact moves.<br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">PAUSE</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Goes back to the same move again and again. Can’t change tactics or adapt. Much like his promotional video style. Barely got a shoulder up after only a few offensive moves. Easily stunned?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux is able to get in a few desperation strikes to keep Vita off balance. Retrieves several weapons from ringside but suffers attacks before he can use them. Back and forth but he is constantly getting reversed.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PAUSE</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">SCRITCH</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Same thing, over and over. Can’t keep an advantage? One good punch to the throat and nothing to follow it up with? No ability to chain offense?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux is a striking machine, going back to punches over and again, though unable to capitalize or go for a single pin. A superplex attempt turn into a submission loss.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">PAUSE</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">SCRITCH</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Only one wrestling move in the entire match, and it was reversed into a tap out. Zero other damage done to his shoulders but still tapped? Weak shoulders? Work on right shoulder to set up the Pigeonwing.</span></span><br />
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Sarah Selena Grey-Lacklan pushes back her glasses of the rim of her nose with an extended forefinger, an unconscious action learned quickly after she began wearing glasses full time a year ago, and looked down at the notebook on her lap. Tight lines of red filled the pages, the letters neat and ordered, though with the occasional splotch here and there. With a grimace forming on her face, she shakes her right hand and flexes her fingers, before placing the notebook on the table to her right, where a bottle of ink rests, a quill with a brilliant black feather reflecting an iridescent sheen poking high into the air.<br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">“Oh, fuck ME in the goat ass…”</span><br />
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Her voice is pained as she stands up with a groan. She raises her hands and stretches as high as she can, her white shirt pulling tight enough to show the shape of her breasts, before bringing them back down with another groan. She walks forward to a television set just as a disk pops out of the Bluray player. Lithe fingers deftly pluck it from the machine and place it into a case marked <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Valenteen: 1/26/2019</span>, which then place it onto a lower shelf next so several more. <br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Rivera: 2/9//2019</span><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Ngata vs. Tiberius: 2/16/2019</span><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux/Grey vs. Ngata/Tiberius: 2/23//2019</span><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Principe: 3/9/2019</span><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">Lux vs. Mastermind: 3/16//2019</span><br />
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Sarah looks down at them, her eyes flashing red in the meager light of the television screen now a plain blue, and lets out a long sigh. The depth of the sigh, along with the dark circles under her eyes, touched with a soft purple, tell the story of exhaustion. She reaches up and pulls her hair out of its tail, the long platinum strands catching that meager blue light and casting off their gleam, then shakes the locks loose. She runs her fingers across her scalp, offering another sigh as she does so, and then reforms the loose ponytail with the bright red tie.<br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Almost done, Sar. And THEN you can rest. Big day.”</span><br />
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She walks away from the television, her gait with a slight limp visible in the first few steps, then shuts off the light as she walks through the door and closes it behind her.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">Miss Lacklan...If You’re Nasty</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Part Two: Growing</span></span><br />
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.<br />
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We welcome you to the second half of our docuseries on the professional wrestler known as Sarah Lacklan. Part one, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">A Day in the Life</span>, showed you a typical day for the young woman, from waking up in a hotel while on the road, to training with her spouse, to spending time with her friends. And today brings you another glimpse into what it is like to be her, though with a special twist, a never-before-had adventure for her:<br />
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She’s getting her driver’s license.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"Let’s be honest here: I never thought I was going to EVER have to drive myself ANYWHERE. That’s what servants are for-"<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Employees."<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"Whatever! N-E-Ways, that was one of the advantages of growing up with everything I did, ya know? Always had a dedicated driver. And even my first year or so as a wrestler, that was never anything I had to worry about. And, yes, in THIS day and age where I can just use my SWEET Windows phone to get some flunky to pick us up, there’s still something about getting that license on my own. Like, one of my resolutions this year was to do more stuff by myself, and this is a big one."<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Sarah was up even early on this cold Friday morning in Hollywood than usual. Stretching and “personal time” with Kenzi completed, the young woman ran for an hour while listening to a blend of musicals and heavy metal on her Zune audio player, lifted weights for another hour at the Moses Fitness in Valley Glen, and upon returning home, ate more food in one sitting than this reporter ever could have thought for someone her size. We received NUMEROUS questions from up-and-coming athletes to post her meal plan, but Mrs. Grey-Lacklan declined to answer that question in this forum-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Nothing fun!”<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Er...thank you, other Mrs Gr-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"I miss pork rinds SO FUCKING MUCH"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Um...well...yes, we can understand that. While we have you here, Kenzi, can you answer a question which was asked by a fan? What did you think of Sarah when you two first met? And how has that changed since then?<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Kenzi: When I first met Sarah, I was in a relationship with someone she was acquainted with…not friends with, but someone who was known to her and the circles she traveled in.  I was fascinated by her from the moment I first spoke to her!  No, it wasn’t like “Hey! I’m in love with her!” but she was certainly someone I was drawn to.  She was so funny and larger than life!  Very smart…but a free spirit for sure.<br />
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“After things between us changed, and we got together, over time she has matured a lot.  She’s still funny and she still has that enormous personality, but it’s tempered now.  I know a lot of people see her over-the-top promotional videos and they think she’s out of her mind, but she’s far from it.  She’s just on a whole other level."<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Um...wow. Thank you, Kenzi.<br />
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After her daily exercise and training, Sarah does several things in her Hollywood Hills home which are...if we may use the word...normal. She spent time with her pet, a dwarf albino bunny, a gift from her late godmother Zoe Chaos, and then “fed” her digital pet.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"My tamagotchi is older than Dolly! I mean, they’re only supposed to live a couple of years, or whatev, but when I was six or seven? Daddy contacted Bandai and got them to do an upgrade to mine to make sure that he lived FOREVER! Because rich. Being rich REALLY helps get what you want. Oh, and screaming and yelling. Screaming, yelling, and being rich are REALLY helpful in life!”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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This brings up an interesting point for this reporter, something that Mrs. Grey-Lacklan has commented upon herself. It is widely known that Sarah grew up wealthy, though the vast majority of her family’s money is not liquid, but it is also fairly well known that she does not live off any of that money as an adult. She has a trust that is unavailable until she is twenty-five, some four years from now, though she does receive a stipend from her step mother-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"Step-Mumsie”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Um...yes...a stipend from her step-musie, the widow Aveline Lacklan, who is also a professional wrestling known as <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Le Bord de Dieu</span>.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#9400D3 size=4>"HATE that bitch!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Roxy Cotton</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"I’m with her!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#1973e6 size=4>"Wrll, she likes cats, so she’s not ALL bad. <br />
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“Just mostly..."<br />
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<p align=right>-Angie Vaughn</td>
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And while successful, Kenzi has been known to spend her money twice as fast as she earns it-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Hey! Do you have ANY idea how expensive Sar’s shoe fetish is to maintain?!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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-in part due to her insatiable need to purchase illegal pets-<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Okay, you might have me here..."<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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-which makes people wonder how exactly the two women are able to afford a spacious house in the hills of Hollywood. Thankfully, a friend of the CircleTV family, fellow reporter F. Alexander Quinn, was able to supply some context. Two years ago, Kenzi won a large jackpot in Vegas, and ended up spending the majority of it as a downpayment on the large house, which she lived in with then-best friend Melissa Reeves. And while the whirlwind tale of how Kenzi and Sarah went from best friends to happily married couple now living in the house is beyond the scope of this docuseries, it does seem prudent to as the question directly to Sarah that she has passively voiced before:<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>"Um...well...I’m not the BEST at math...but I’m pretty sure we CAN’T afford it. At least, not right this SECOND. Its expensive. And don’t EVEN get me started on that goddamn HOA! Greedy bastards. And, of course, my wife’s propensity for bring in stray dogs-”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Editor’s note: “Stray dogs” means “people in need”<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>”-and you find that we’re often stretching our dollars! Truth be told, we are taking a HUGE gamble on Dark Goddess Productions, but you can bet your ass that we’ll work ourselves to the BONE before we let ourselves fail. Which, to be perfectly honest, is a big part of me working the ring again. A big part of me looking around and finding tournaments and big paydays. Where there’s a will, right?”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Interesting enough, after her post workout meal large enough to feed a village in Africa, Sarah spent time looking at some of her wrestling awards. The mantel of their large fireplace housed two matching trophies, tall and wide structures of shining metal, spoils of a tournament held by the United Global Wrestling Association. Sarah won their “WrestleStock Open” in 2017 when she began what is thought of as her “world tour,” winning two matches in as many days. The following year, she entered the tournament again, as did Kenzi and their dear friend Angie Vaughn, and after several days of trials, the three found themselves in the tournament final together in a triple threat. And as the trophy proudly displays, Kenzi won the tournament that year, though it does not include the fact that it was Sarah who she beat to do so.<br />
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After visiting the mantel, Sarah finds her way to a corner where their curio stands, a tall and proud display case with with multiple mirrored shelves. Each one displays a championship title belt, with boh Kenzi and Sarah’s name on them, from a variety of companies. Both have held tag championships together, both have held “extreme” titles, and still more. <br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>”-While little politcal games in this business have lead to idiotic dumbass shit like people becoming world champions on their first night as a wrestler, the reality is that MY first couple of years are AXLY successful, all without the need to suck some guys dick in a back alley. Now, I’m not SAYING that that’s what Lux had to do to be put into a position to win a championship in his first match, but I HAVE shot Roxy a few texts to check out what color of lipstick Lux wears and think back to what colors Vinnie may or may not have had around Mr. Winky a couple months ago, that’s all!<br />
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“N-E-Ways, MY success has been through hard work and dedication. And because of that, I’m a two-time tag champ, a badass hardcore champ who defended 24/7 and only dropped the title after that CRAXY management change and I wasn’t up for dealing with THOSE kind of people...you know what I’m talking about...as well as a hard fought victory over a legit world champ for a title that I was willing to kill myself for. And that is what I bring to EVERY company I work for: Authenticity. I AM a badass. I don’t need to pretend. I don’t need to fantasize. I don’t need to bend over for a promoter to get a shot. I MAKE and TAKE my shots, and will do ANYTHING to win them.”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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After what appeared to be a time of reflection for the young woman, she then set about the arduous process of preparing herself for the public.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"You have NO idea how long it takes for Sar to get ready. I mean, bitch, you look fine! Let’s go, already!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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They did NOT go. <br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>”Here’s a #CoolTip for all you aspiring wrestlings and/or media stars out there: Take your time. Slow down. Let your hand be steady. Because wings THIS fire take patience!”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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Sarah’s “wings,” a form of eye makeup where the eyeshadow is extended into points away from the eye, which often mean all the way to the temple for the young woman, ARE indeed “fire.” As are her lipstick, which is a specialty color created by M*A*C to match her eyes, is thickly painted, and her hair is pulled back into an elaborate braid. <br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#FF0000 size=4>”Mrs OMG I LOOK AMAZING WITHOUT MAKEUP can shit the hell up! ”<br />
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<p align=right>-Sarah Grey-Lacklan</td>
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And while this reporter hopes you watch the Director's Cut of this series, which shows Sarah interacting with members of her "Legion" of employees, as well as the second half of the Cribs MTV special that shows every room of her home, including the twenty-seven places where "the magic happens," what interested us most was that, before leaving for the DMV and her appointment with Fate, Sarah took time to write a letter.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#d5fc0a size=4>"Uh...don’t get me started on the letters...!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Kenzi Grey-Lacklan</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#1973e6 size=4>"She sends them by pigeon! They are SO cute! Except when Ser Alex tries to eat them..."<br />
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<p align=right>-Angie Vaughn</td>
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<td align=justify><font color=#9400D3 size=4>"One of her stupid pigeons crapped on my head! I asked if she TOLD them to do that, but then she said that she CAN’T tell a bird to do that, that’s just silly, but then she giggled and did her eye-rolling thing. I don’t think she was telling the truth..."<br />
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<p align=right>-Roxy Cotton</td>
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Again in thanks to the investigative journalist skills of Mr. Quinn, we know that hand-writing letters to people is something done often in the Lacklan family. Her father, Jean-Paul, was known to write them to both his opponents and friends, and the practice was picked up by his daughter, as well as the widow Aveline. One of the Lacklan-owned companies is a paper manufacturer, and as such the paper used by the family is plentiful and well made, though we do wonder about the young woman’s use of a quill and ink jar.<br />
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<td align=justify><font color=#1eb5c2 size=4>"Ugh...she did that in high school, too. It took her FOREVER to pass a note back!"<br />
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<p align=right>-Ashley Allen</td>
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Before she sent the letter off with one of her prized carrier pigeons, a member of the flock that she cultivated and trained through secretive methods, she allowed us to record the letter for posterity. We wish to present it to you now:<br />
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<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">Dear Corey<br />
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I wish to apologize. Profusely. I am very, very sorry.<br />
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I am sorry for ripping away everything which is important to you.<br />
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Nearly your entire existence as a young man has been about THIS. THIS is what you are. THIS is what you will be. Take away your big ol’ job to Vita in that match you never should have been in. Take away meaningless wins over losers who are just as likely to blow off the promotional period of a match and show up drunk at the show as do their jobs. This tournament is EVERYTHING you are. Winning it PROVES the madness in your head. Winning it saves the world.<br />
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A pity I have to ruin that world.<br />
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Do you believe in God, Corey? Do you believe in the Heavenly Father? This might sound silly, but there are those who I grew up with who believe that I would set the entire world on fire. And, for a time, I believed it. My father, along with being who he was for the wrestling world, was a preacher. Established his own church. And while I disagree with a point or two of what the Word says, particularly in the area of same sex relationships, I am very much a penitent woman. But am I his light? Am I his fire? Am I the one meant to burn the world to its foundations so that we can start anew?<br />
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I bet not a single thing I said in that above paragraph means a thing to do, does it? I would bet my entire fortune that you have ZERO idea what I am talking about. And that is one of the biggest problems about you, kid. You are so absorbed in your self-important nonsense that you can’t look at anything beyond the skin of your opponents, and by the time this letter reaches you, it will likely be too late to fully understand what you are facing. Because “research” and “preparation” which consists of watching a few vlogs and getting yourself worked up into knee-jerk reaction videos might get you a few wins in the undercard, but they will NEVER get your hand raised in the important battles.<br />
<br />
I have watched every match you have had over and again. I’ve seen how you are slow to react to being grounded. I’ve seen how you have a look of confusion, even if its only momentary, when someone forces you into a clinch. I’ve see how you offense is, as I have pointed out before, very “one note,” much akin to a single color, or a single flavor.<br />
<br />
But me? You have NO idea who I am. And while someone with as limited experience as yourself can cry out into the night “But I have watched your matches!” the truth of the matter is that you have but a small sampling of who I am or what I do. And if you will allow me, I will give you a small clue:<br />
<br />
I’m no vlogger.<br />
<br />
I’m no media star.<br />
<br />
Oh, I DO those things. I DO vlog. I DO position myself to be the face of media. But I am NOT those things.<br />
<br />
I am a wrestler.<br />
<br />
A VERY good wrestler.<br />
<br />
And you didn’t even need to try very hard to find out who I really am. Literally, all you had to do was look and ask around your own company. The owner of the company has seen me wrestle for well over a year. Don’t want to talk to Vinnie, or even Roxy? Ask Raven. Raven knows what I can do very well. Hell, there is even a person in this company who fought WITH my father nearly twenty years ago! But you didn’t do that. You didn’t look around. You didn’t actually try to research. You just went off the surface, just saw the Billion &#36;&#36;&#36; smile and assumed it was all over.<br />
<br />
Talk about the Ballad of Pots and Kettles on your criticism that I thought this was going to be easy.<br />
<br />
A charge which you were both right and wrong about, by the way. Wrong, because I go into EVERY match well prepared. I scout. I train. I have strategies and back-up plans in place. Its both a main reason and spoil of traveling around the world as much as I do: You become prepared for various styles and circumstances. This might be your first tournament semi-final, but it’s not mine. And I might be the first super junior you have faced, but you are certainly not the first striker I have faced. So, no, I never thought this would be easy. I was prepared for it to be difficult.<br />
<br />
But, also, it IS easy. Because, in the last two weeks, you have shown yourself to be underwhelming and shallow. The XWF has learned that I am funny and vicious, witty and strong. I have offered an arching story of varying depth, complexity, and scope. But all you have given them is a neverending density of nonsense with no change in pace, flavor, or purpose, just the same as your in-ring skills. The only thing missing from what you have to show the world is quoting entire song lyrics or Bible quotes out of context in order to get your point across. Your extent as a wrestling personality in these two months of your activity have been the same thing, over and again, and while there are those who wish to heap praise upon you for technical skill, anyone who has been in this business for an appreciable amount of time has been able to see through the bright lights and distractions of your mental issues to who you really are:<br />
<br />
A little boy that is in WAY over his head.<br />
<br />
And thus my apology, kiddo. When we meet in the ring on Sunday, your entire world is coming down. The thing that is inside of you, the person trying to get out, is going to be reduced to a formless rubble as the realization finally dawns in your eyes. I apologize because when I went through something similar, I had support and therapy to help me erase my delusions. But you? You will just have me. And I am neither gentle nor caring. I am harsh. Vicious. Efficient.<br />
<br />
I am going to rip Lux away and leave nothing but a scared boy, weeping in a corner, hoping against hope that his parents will come save him and give him a lolly.<br />
<br />
The other day, I vowed that I would not continue on in the XWF if I could not defeat you in this semi-final. This was not a publicity stunt or something to garner attention. This is not something to weasel out of or else take away the importance of. I meant every word. And while I have zero idea if you have responded to it, or if you plan on meeting my posture with your own, my assumption is that you won’t. Because when you lose this match? Everything you ARE is gone. Everything you SAY you are is gone. Everything people THINK you are is gone. And that is why you won’t put your own career in this company on the line alongside mine. Because of the gripping fear that, after all, you are NOT a warrior from the future giving a modern vessel super strength and speed. You will find out that you are, after all, just a kid so desperate for affection and attention that he will come up with ANYTHING to get the eyes of those around him. Even something as outlandish as this. <br />
<br />
You may not be able to face the fact that you are nothing but a poor kid in scraps when you look into some dirty, cracked mirror, but that’s okay. Because I AM able to help you look at yourself and face the facts of what you are. I AM here to help you put Lux in a box and bury her deep. And because you have spent so much time lying to yourself across the last few months, I won’t lie to you: Its going to hurt. <br />
<br />
But, my God, that pain will be <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">beautiful</span>.<br />
<br />
Your obedient: <br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align">S.S.G-L<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Epilogue<br />
</span></span><br />
“Um...you didn’t come to a complete stop?”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Its okay! My friend Roxy tells me that stop signs are really just for the people who can’t afford to pay to keep going.</span><br />
<br />
“Um...and you cut off that guy because…”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Um...I’m more important? Duh?”</span><br />
<br />
“Please keep both hands on the wheel!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”But I’m getting a text!”</span><br />
<br />
“You can’t read that while driving!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Oh please, now you’re just making up stuff. Oh hey! It’s a #DigitalPigeon from my friend Ang. Hold the wheel while I hit her back?”</span><br />
<br />
“What?! Oh my-”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Thanks, man! I appreciate that. Now hold on while I pass this dweeb in front of me…”</span><br />
<br />
“Watch your speed!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”I am! We got too slow while I was #DigitalPigeoning. I’m only at 68.”</span><br />
<br />
“The speed limit is 65!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”I know! My friend Roxy told me that you have to go at LEAST ten miles over the minimum!”</span><br />
<br />
“Minimum?! That’s the maximum!”<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size:13pt;color:#ff0000;;font-family:'comic sans ms';">”Oh, you’re SO silly! Roxy is an AMAZING driver and taught me just about everything I know! Oh! Her cam show is starting! Lemme just log on and get it on my phone real quick…”</span><br />
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“MOMMY!”]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[WELL WELL WELL]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33040</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 02:54:19 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2082">Mad Dog Valley</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Buckle up, someone's come back from the dead; and he's got scary stories to tell.<br />
</span></span><br />
It's been about, what, a year since I've been here? It's a little fuzzy, but yeah, it's somethin' like that. See, a lot of you people don't remember me. Chris Valley? He took his shit and ran. Mad Dog Valley's who you've gotta worry about now. Do your research, Google, Wikipedia, they'll have the word "MURDERER" written plain as day like it's a fact. I've got the drive to kill, no doubt, but I ain't taken the life out of any maggot piece of shit yet. Due too, "troubling" issues, I'm not at liberty to say exactly how I'm back just yet, but know that this shit is martial law with me at the forefront. Last time I was here, there was a decent amount of fuckery goin' on. I kept my nose clean till, well, Paragon came in and out of my life like a bad ex. Past is the past though, truth be told. I look into the future, and what I'm seeing is a championship match on my first night. Drezdin, Mingermind, and the champion... uh...<br />
<br />
<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/df8788c8e277e3a3064b40c107979ddc/tumblr_inline_owpcibmzlm1qlt39u_400.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: tumblr_inline_owpcibmzlm1qlt39u_400.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Jesus. "EDWARD". I knew we weren't short of any freaks in this jungle, but I was hopin' they weren't covered in shit and piss. Ya look past that freaky face of yours, and digest what you say, and it's still shit at the end of the day. It's really cute what you're doin', callin' me a runt; but I'm the guy who's won matches before, kid. I've been through this place before, and I've brutalized plenty of men in opposition too me. Maybe it's all the monkey cum drippin' outta your ears because you clearly can't hear yourself speak. What type-a champion is that? Someone that doesn't know what's happened before? You're full of it, and you make me sick. You're nothin' more than a monkey who's in the right place at the right time for me. I've got somethin' real shiny, yeah yeah... my belt around my waist, being strapped around your scrawny ass neck and chokin' the SHIT outta you. <br />
<br />
Truth be told, I'm gonna have to wear gloves around the three of you. Well, two, considering Drezdin's bitch ass didn't even decide to show up. You're both filthy freaks, nothing more. You've got no substance, you're just shocked humor. What's your big reply? "EDWARD FIGHT MEAN DOG!"? Or Mingermind gets his gay cripple too get butt fucked by a black dildo on live television? You've sure got me there. I don't give a shit how tough you two think you are, the results are there, and they show I'm the shoe in too win this shit. That title's my ticket into saying "hey, I'm comin' for everything you fucks got". Shit, Eddy, if your dumbass can win it, anyone can. It sounds to me like it belongs to someone that would be happy to defend it. Do me a favor though, wipe the shit off of it will ya? It's already got your name stained on its history. </span></span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #FF0000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Buckle up, someone's come back from the dead; and he's got scary stories to tell.<br />
</span></span><br />
It's been about, what, a year since I've been here? It's a little fuzzy, but yeah, it's somethin' like that. See, a lot of you people don't remember me. Chris Valley? He took his shit and ran. Mad Dog Valley's who you've gotta worry about now. Do your research, Google, Wikipedia, they'll have the word "MURDERER" written plain as day like it's a fact. I've got the drive to kill, no doubt, but I ain't taken the life out of any maggot piece of shit yet. Due too, "troubling" issues, I'm not at liberty to say exactly how I'm back just yet, but know that this shit is martial law with me at the forefront. Last time I was here, there was a decent amount of fuckery goin' on. I kept my nose clean till, well, Paragon came in and out of my life like a bad ex. Past is the past though, truth be told. I look into the future, and what I'm seeing is a championship match on my first night. Drezdin, Mingermind, and the champion... uh...<br />
<br />
<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/df8788c8e277e3a3064b40c107979ddc/tumblr_inline_owpcibmzlm1qlt39u_400.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: tumblr_inline_owpcibmzlm1qlt39u_400.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Jesus. "EDWARD". I knew we weren't short of any freaks in this jungle, but I was hopin' they weren't covered in shit and piss. Ya look past that freaky face of yours, and digest what you say, and it's still shit at the end of the day. It's really cute what you're doin', callin' me a runt; but I'm the guy who's won matches before, kid. I've been through this place before, and I've brutalized plenty of men in opposition too me. Maybe it's all the monkey cum drippin' outta your ears because you clearly can't hear yourself speak. What type-a champion is that? Someone that doesn't know what's happened before? You're full of it, and you make me sick. You're nothin' more than a monkey who's in the right place at the right time for me. I've got somethin' real shiny, yeah yeah... my belt around my waist, being strapped around your scrawny ass neck and chokin' the SHIT outta you. <br />
<br />
Truth be told, I'm gonna have to wear gloves around the three of you. Well, two, considering Drezdin's bitch ass didn't even decide to show up. You're both filthy freaks, nothing more. You've got no substance, you're just shocked humor. What's your big reply? "EDWARD FIGHT MEAN DOG!"? Or Mingermind gets his gay cripple too get butt fucked by a black dildo on live television? You've sure got me there. I don't give a shit how tough you two think you are, the results are there, and they show I'm the shoe in too win this shit. That title's my ticket into saying "hey, I'm comin' for everything you fucks got". Shit, Eddy, if your dumbass can win it, anyone can. It sounds to me like it belongs to someone that would be happy to defend it. Do me a favor though, wipe the shit off of it will ya? It's already got your name stained on its history. </span></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Still not even trying.]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=33037</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2019 21:38:48 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2259">Kuda</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px #00BFFF;font-size:10pt;color:#DCDCDC;font-weight:bold;font-family:'trebuchet ms';">"That trap couldn't have worked better even if we put a fleshlight molded from a little boy's anus inside a bear trap by a big, neon sign that read 'undeserved egos only.'<br />
<br />
The Dollar Store Drew Archyle finally decided to open his mouth, and even with the bar set impossibly low he somehow managed to slither underneath it. There's no point in wasting time or energy on addressing someone whose career ceiling is being the sobbing boyfriend in the background of a cuckold video. May as well change his name to Justin Seminate-my-girlfriend.<br />
<br />
Kid Kool has come out from hiding to show all of us the dangers of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It takes true developmental stunting to cause a grown man to speak in emoticon, every time he opens his mouth he's basically narrating a teenage emo girl's Xanga posts. Might we suggest that the next time you go in front of that camera, Kool, that you do so while listening to 'Last Resort' and butt chugging a bottle of chloroform. The fact that you haven't ended your mistake of an existence is an affront to humanity, you are beyond redemption. Kuda is going to treat you like polio does an unvaccinated child.<br />
<br />
John Rogan...Jesus fuck, man! It's like someone sauteed hippo shit in hobo urine and used them for your gray matter and cerebral fluid. At what point in your day do you think its a good idea to step in front of a camera and decide you want the whole world to look at you with the same pity they would a Make-A-Wish child talking about growing up? Do you honestly think Kuda and I are going to drag our asses in front of a camera every time you have a linguistic abortion? We don't care about promoting this match because it's not one that should be promoted; you five don't have a chance in hell of walking out of the arena with Kuda's title, to call this match a formality is putting it lightly. If you weren't too busy trying to get Kuda to massage your uvula with his dick you'd see that ya big, creepy queer. We get it, every time Kuda gets on camera your nipples get all tingly and your asshole gets 3 fingers up to the knuckle, but your mancrush is gonna end at March Madness when Kuda stomps you to death like Brandon Teena. <br />
<br />
Could someone please pinpoint the moment that just being adequate stopped being a junior college requirement and started being a personality trait to be celebrated? Ned Kaye is so proud to regurgitate what little he remembers from his 9th grade psychology class and then pass it off like it's a Sun Tzu approved war strategy. Ned Kaye has what every vanilla, boring ass white dude in America wants: A platform where he can hide the fact that he isn't the best by celebrating the idea that he's just not the worst. Aiming for second place? Fucking pathetic."</span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="text-shadow: 0 0 7px #00BFFF;font-size:10pt;color:#DCDCDC;font-weight:bold;font-family:'trebuchet ms';">"That trap couldn't have worked better even if we put a fleshlight molded from a little boy's anus inside a bear trap by a big, neon sign that read 'undeserved egos only.'<br />
<br />
The Dollar Store Drew Archyle finally decided to open his mouth, and even with the bar set impossibly low he somehow managed to slither underneath it. There's no point in wasting time or energy on addressing someone whose career ceiling is being the sobbing boyfriend in the background of a cuckold video. May as well change his name to Justin Seminate-my-girlfriend.<br />
<br />
Kid Kool has come out from hiding to show all of us the dangers of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It takes true developmental stunting to cause a grown man to speak in emoticon, every time he opens his mouth he's basically narrating a teenage emo girl's Xanga posts. Might we suggest that the next time you go in front of that camera, Kool, that you do so while listening to 'Last Resort' and butt chugging a bottle of chloroform. The fact that you haven't ended your mistake of an existence is an affront to humanity, you are beyond redemption. Kuda is going to treat you like polio does an unvaccinated child.<br />
<br />
John Rogan...Jesus fuck, man! It's like someone sauteed hippo shit in hobo urine and used them for your gray matter and cerebral fluid. At what point in your day do you think its a good idea to step in front of a camera and decide you want the whole world to look at you with the same pity they would a Make-A-Wish child talking about growing up? Do you honestly think Kuda and I are going to drag our asses in front of a camera every time you have a linguistic abortion? We don't care about promoting this match because it's not one that should be promoted; you five don't have a chance in hell of walking out of the arena with Kuda's title, to call this match a formality is putting it lightly. If you weren't too busy trying to get Kuda to massage your uvula with his dick you'd see that ya big, creepy queer. We get it, every time Kuda gets on camera your nipples get all tingly and your asshole gets 3 fingers up to the knuckle, but your mancrush is gonna end at March Madness when Kuda stomps you to death like Brandon Teena. <br />
<br />
Could someone please pinpoint the moment that just being adequate stopped being a junior college requirement and started being a personality trait to be celebrated? Ned Kaye is so proud to regurgitate what little he remembers from his 9th grade psychology class and then pass it off like it's a Sun Tzu approved war strategy. Ned Kaye has what every vanilla, boring ass white dude in America wants: A platform where he can hide the fact that he isn't the best by celebrating the idea that he's just not the worst. Aiming for second place? Fucking pathetic."</span>]]></content:encoded>
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