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			<title><![CDATA[Shock Jockeys]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Two]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 23:58:22 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: #e82a1f;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">“Two wins. Remi Storm has two wins in this company, period. Two wins against jobbers. She really thinks she can step into the ring with me and get two more falls in the same match? I’ve got a brand new submission I’ve been itching to use on someone and who knows? Maybe I’ll make her tap twice just to make a point. The Storm is here? No, the Storm has been here and she’s terrible. But at least Latoya Hixx is a lovable loser. You, Remi are just a loser. Full stop. You’ll see why I’m a champion here and you aren’t. See you Monday.”</span></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="color: #e82a1f;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">“Two wins. Remi Storm has two wins in this company, period. Two wins against jobbers. She really thinks she can step into the ring with me and get two more falls in the same match? I’ve got a brand new submission I’ve been itching to use on someone and who knows? Maybe I’ll make her tap twice just to make a point. The Storm is here? No, the Storm has been here and she’s terrible. But at least Latoya Hixx is a lovable loser. You, Remi are just a loser. Full stop. You’ll see why I’m a champion here and you aren’t. See you Monday.”</span></span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Black Rain Hurricane]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 23:57:07 -0700</pubDate>
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<br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Remi couldn’t help but toss another glance over her shoulder as she exits her car, her feet hitting the concrete as she stands up, neck craning as her eyes search the length of the street.<br />
<br />
Nothing.<br />
<br />
Too bad she didn’t fully trust that. <br />
<br />
Despite everything going on, she had decided to come home from New Mexico after Divide for a bit before shuttling off again to Washington for her next match at XWF. Really, she probably should have just gone on ahead to Seattle and spent the time sightseeing to try and keep her mind distracted. Not that much helped with that these days, the only time her mind was clear as a bell was in the damn ring. And, Remi thought to herself, she couldn’t let herself be spooked away from her own home.<br />
<br />
Despite someone being murdered right outside it and a flower left on the seat of her broken into car.<br />
<br />
No big deal.<br />
<br />
She stepped through the door, shutting it behind her with a click that sounded loud in the room. For a moment, she didn’t move as she surveyed her living room. Her hand stayed on the handle, her weight still angled towards the means to escape, just in case. Nothing moved, no sound, nothing out of place. <br />
<br />
So why did it still feel wrong?<br />
<br />
Her jaw tightens ever so slightly as she forces herself to let go and step forward, pushing the thought to the side before it could take root any deeper. Her bag slips from her shoulder onto the couch, keys landing on the small side table beside it with a clatter. She continues on into the kitchen with steady footfalls, gaze taking in everything. It all looked the same, just as it always did, untouched and neat after she was away. What had she expected? Open cabinets, everything tossed here and there in total disarray?<br />
<br />
Well, yes actually.<br />
<br />
And clearly she had been an idiot, right? <br />
<br />
But still, her body refused to relax.<br />
<br />
The feeling refused to wane, crawling up her back, settling like a cold coiled snake around her spine. Unfortunately, a very familiar one. She moved through her house, each step measured, trying to pretend everything was normal. Indeed, it seemed like there was no reason to think otherwise. The laundry area was pristine, as was the small sunroom off the back. Maybe she was that far into her own head, maybe she was driving herself that crazy to the point she couldn’t trust her own senses like she usually was able to. Her path carries her back across the living room, to the small hallway that branched off of it. Closet? Fine. Bathroom? All clear. Her attention drifts down towards the end where the two bedrooms sat across from one another. The spare rooms door was open, while hers was…<br />
<br />
Closed?<br />
<br />
Her steps falter.<br />
<br />
That wasn’t completely unusual. It was a habit ingrained in her since childhood that she had never seemed to let go of. Had she done it before she left to go to the airport though? She racked her brain. She didn’t remember. Her fingers hover over the doorknob for a second before she grasps it and pushes the door open. <br />
<br />
Nothing.<br />
<br />
Remi relaxes from the involuntary brace against an attack that never came. Her bedroom was… her bedroom. She took in everything without rushing. Bed in place with the pretty pink floral comforter unmarred. Nightstand sitting beside it, lamp perched on top. Curtains pulled back with ties. Dresser against the wall across from the bed. <br />
<br />
Nothing was wrong. She really was just batshit fuckin… wait! Her eyes narrow in as she sees it.<br />
<br />
The dresser, the top drawer. Open. Not wide, barely a crack, not enough for someone who wasn’t looking to notice…. But she was. <br />
<br />
Her pulse spiked as her world centered on that one little defect. She stepped forward carefully, fingers clenching and unclenching as she approaches. She pulls the drawer open the rest of the way. Everything seemed to be in there. Her clothes were even folded the same way. Nothing missing, but not untouched. There was a shift to it, subtle, almost imperceptible unless you knew exactly how it should look.<br />
<br />
And she did.<br />
<br />
Someone had been in here.<br />
<br />
Her stomach dropped slowly. Her eyes lift from the dresser, scanning the room again, sharper now, more focused as fear cradled her heart in its icy grasp. Unease pressed in closer. She pushes the drawer shut harder than necessary. This wasn’t random. It wasn’t all in her head. She couldn’t really pretend anymore. This was deliberate. A cat and mouse game where she was the prey. What the hell did she do next?<br />
<br />
Think Remi…<br />
<br />
Her feet carry her around her room as her mind flips through her options, her brain so busy she almost doesn’t catch it. It takes a second for it to catch up to what her eyes had just caught on the nightstand. It was small and flat, easy to miss. <br />
<br />
A photograph.<br />
<br />
She plucks it up. The edges were worn, softened with time, like it had been handled a lot. She flips it over and immediately finds herself reeling yet again.<br />
<br />
It was her.<br />
<br />
Her as a baby. Wrapped in a blanket, cradled securely in her father’s arms. He was younger, maybe even a little softer, but it was unmistakably him. The same features. The same presence. And beside him… was another man. Standing close. Arm flung over the shoulders of her father, mouth wide in a happy go lucky grin as he looked at her. She tried to place him and nothing came. No memories, no recognition. He could be someone who wasn’t important, but every instinct she had screamed otherwise. <br />
<br />
A cold realization settles in her chest. This went even deeper than she had originally guessed. <br />
<br />
But how far?<br />
<br />
What did it all mean?<br />
<br />
Who was this man?<br />
<br />
Why wouldn’t her father tell her anything?<br />
<br />
And what the fuck was going to happen next?<br />
<br />
<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/nY9Ej1bhlPUAAAAC/divider.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: divider.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Rowan Vance pushed me further than I thought I could go.<br />
<br />
I stepped into that match expecting a fight, and that’s exactly what I got. Rowan carried himself like a man who understands what this business is about. Pride. Competition. Pushing somebody to their limit just to see if they can survive standing there with you, even in unexplored arenas. I think we put each other through our paces, even though it got really technical. I walked out of that match a new version of myself, exhausted and still smiling through the pain because I enjoyed it. I enjoyed fighting somebody that made me sharper. Somebody I could look across the ring at and think, yeah… I get why people talk about you the way they do. Someone I applaud all the way around.<br />
<br />
Then there's you, Jordan Penn.<br />
<br />
Because after standing across from somebody I can admire?<br />
<br />
Now I can stand across from somebody I can’t stand looking at.<br />
<br />
You.<br />
<br />
So let me introduce myself properly, because I don’t think you understand what kind of match you’re walking into.<br />
<br />
Hi! I’m Remi.<br />
<br />
But you’re not getting the Remi that most people meet first. You’re not getting the version that jokes around, that plays nice, that keeps things professional because the person across from her has earned that respect before the bell has even rung. Rowan got that version. Others have as well.<br />
<br />
You?<br />
<br />
You’re getting the nasty one.<br />
<br />
The one people don’t usually push far enough to meet.<br />
<br />
And congratulations Jordan… you managed to do it before we even met.<br />
<br />
See, I don’t make connections easily. I don’t trust people easily either. Most people in this business are temporary. They shake your hand while looking for a knife to stick in your back the second your attention slips. So when I actually care about somebody? When I actually decide they matter to me?<br />
<br />
I protect them.<br />
<br />
And Betsy happens to be one of those people.<br />
<br />
Which means every little game you’ve been playing, every manipulation, every ounce of chaos you brought crashing into her life, even through Seb? Yeah. I was watching. And I hated every second of your face while it was happening.<br />
<br />
I watched your antics as The Director. I saw the snake in you and already disliked you.<br />
<br />
Then you unmasked.<br />
<br />
And even though I didn’t think it was possible, you got even more irritating.<br />
<br />
You know what the worst part is? I already didn’t like Seb. I tolerate him because Betsy cares about him, but thats where it ends. I look at him and I see enough ego and drama to last a lifetime, and then suddenly here comes the long lost twin brother dragging more problems behind him like the family business is making everyone around you miserable.<br />
<br />
And now theres two of you.<br />
<br />
Lucky world.<br />
<br />
But I think what bothers me most about you Jordan, is how much you seem to enjoy what you do to people. You hide behind masks, snide comments and mind games because somewhere along the line you decided that it made you powerful.<br />
<br />
It doesn’t.<br />
<br />
It just makes you ugly.<br />
<br />
Not on the outside, though I promise I’m hoping on fixing that, but deep into your core.<br />
<br />
You’ve got this rot to you. That’s why I’m going to enjoy this so much. This isn’t just some wrestling match to me. This got personal long before it was booked. The second you went after someone I care about.<br />
<br />
And now I get you in a two of three falls match.<br />
<br />
Do you understand how unfortunate that is for you?<br />
<br />
Beating you once isn’t enough for me.<br />
<br />
Now I get to hurt you repeatedly.<br />
<br />
I get to drag this out.<br />
<br />
I get to look down at you after the first fall and know there’s still more left for me to take. <br />
<br />
And honestly? I can’t wait!<br />
<br />
Maybe I’ll help balance things out a little, make that pretty face match the rest of you, because underneath it all? You’re not complicated. You’re not mysterious. You’re just ugly in ways even a mask couldn’t hide.<br />
<br />
And I want you to understand this very clearly… I’m not coming into this nice. I’m not coming into this respectful. I’m not coming into this hoping we shake hands after.<br />
<br />
No.<br />
<br />
I want to hit you.<br />
<br />
I want to wipe that smug look off your face one strike at a time. I want you to realize that this started to become a fight for your life while I’m just getting warmed up. <br />
<br />
Because that’s the version of me you earned.<br />
<br />
There are two sides to me Jordan.<br />
<br />
One is real sweet.<br />
<br />
The other one is real vicious.<br />
<br />
And you picked the wrong side to bring out.<br />
<br />
So when that bell rings, don’t expect sportsmanship. Don’t expect admiration. Don’t expect me to care whether you can stand back up afterward.<br />
<br />
You want to play games with people I care about?<br />
<br />
Fine.<br />
<br />
Now you get to play one with me.<br />
<br />
Only this one ends with me standing over you while the crowd watches me peel away every layer of confidence you walked in with.<br />
<br />
Two out of three falls.<br />
<br />
Multiple chances to leave damage behind.<br />
<br />
And trust me…<br />
<br />
I plan on making every single one count.”</span><br />
<br />
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<br />
Remi sat perched on the edge of her sofa, phone still in her hand, staring down at the dark screen. The decision had felt right in the moment, but now doubt was crashing in harder than before. Should she involve Kensi in this? The thought had been circling in her head ever since her younger sister agreed to come over. Who else did she have? She and Cashe weren’t even on speaking terms still, and Betsy was too new of a friendship to foist this kind of burden on her, plus she had a slew of her own problems to worry about. But was she painting a target on Kensi’s back? And would she even believe her?<br />
<br />
Despite sometimes venturing with Remi and supporting her antics, Kensi had always looked at their parents differently than Remi did. Where Remi questioned things, Kensi explained them away. Where Remi pushed, Kensi defended. She still believed there were reasonable explanations for most things, still believed that most people usually meant well, especially family.<br />
<br />
Maybe that was a good thing.<br />
<br />
Maybe one of them deserved to stay that way.<br />
<br />
Maybe the last thing Remi should do was drag her into whatever this was becoming, but the sharing the burden was a temptation. It had stopped feeling like an isolated incident long ago and now every strange thing connected to one another, every uneasy feeling leading into something worse, her instincts telling her she hadn’t seen anything yet.<br />
<br />
But what if whatever their father had been warning her about, if he really had been acting like there was something out there he couldn;t protect her from… How did she know if Kensi wasn’t already in danger as well?<br />
<br />
Her grip tightened around her phone. Maybe she should call her back. Tell her not to come. Tell her that she overreacted and there was nothing important she needed her for. Tell her to stay home where it was… safe? The thought lingered long enough that her thumb actually hovered over Kensi’s contact picture again before the sharp sound of the doorbell cut through the silence.<br />
<br />
Too late.<br />
<br />
She rose and crossed the living room slowly, opening the door to find Kensi with one hand half raised, ready to knock, concern etched on her features before she even spoke. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“You look like shit.”</span><br />
<br />
Remi lets out a sound that could be taken for a bark of laughter. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Good to see you too.”</span> She moved aside so that her sister could enter. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“You sounded weird on the phone.”</span> Kensi says, stepping in and immediately turning around. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Like, weirder than you usually are.”</span><br />
<br />
Remi hesitated a second. This was it, this was the moment she either committed to telling her the truth or backed out and let her remain oblivious. And standing there looking at Kensi, all concern and innocence that didn’t belong anywhere near something like this, she almost backed out.<br />
<br />
Almost.<br />
<br />
Instead she turned towards the hallway. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Come here.”</span><br />
<br />
Her sister followed her without another question, though Remi could sense her growing worry. They stepped into her bedroom and she went to pick up the photograph, holding it out. Kensi took it, confusion flickering across her face as she looked down at it. For a second, neither of them spoke. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“That’s you.”</span> Kensi broke the silence.<br />
<br />
Remi nodded.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“And Dad.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Yeah.”</span><br />
<br />
Kensi’s eyes lingered before shifting to the second man in the picture.<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color"> “...Who’s that?” </span>she finally asked.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I don’t know.”</span><br />
<br />
Kensi looks up. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“What do you mean you don’t know?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I mean I’ve never seen him before.”</span><br />
<br />
That answer clearly wasn’t what Kensi expected. Her brows knit as she looked back down, studying it harder now.<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color"> “Where did you get this?”</span><br />
<br />
Remi hesitates.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Remi?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“It was here.”</span> Remi admitted quietly. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“In my room.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“What do you mean it was here?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“On the nightstand.”</span><br />
<br />
The confusion on Kensi’s face deepens. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Okay, no. What does that mean. You found it, like you had forgotten about it?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“No.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Then how did it get here?”</span><br />
<br />
Remi crosses her arms and glances away from her sisters stare. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I think someone put it there.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“What?!”</span> Kensi let out an incredulous breath. As Remi stays quiet, she continues, voice cautious. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Remi… you hear how that sounds, right?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Yeah” </span>she snaps.<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color"> “I do.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“This doesn’t make sense.” </span>Uncertainty mixes with skepticism on her face.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I know.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“No, I mean… someone breaking into your house just to leave a picture?" </span>Remi’s expression must have given her away. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Theres… more?” </span>Remi stares at the floor and that was answer enough. Kensi lowers the photo slowly.<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color"> “Okay, start talking.”</span><br />
<br />
For a second Remi found herself tongue tied, and the the words started coming. Slowly at first. About their father, the way he’d been acting before she was banished, tense and distracted, saying things that hadn’t made sense at the time. How he’d made it seem like there was something out there he couldn’t protect her from. Kensi’s eyes widen in surprise immediately at that. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Dad said that?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Not directly, but close enough.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Protect you from what?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I don’t know.” </span>Her tone is frustrated.<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color"> “Then there was the guy…”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“What guy?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“The guy Dad had watching my house who was killed.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“..... What?!”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“He was shot. In his car. I don’t know if he got distracted, whoever did it said fuck it… or what.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“You’re serious…”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Yes.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“And you didn’t tell me?!”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“What was I supposed to say?” </span>Remi shot back. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I didn’t even understand what was happening.”</span><br />
<br />
Kensi looks shaken now as Remi continues. The flower left in the car after the gym. The feeling of being watched. The figure. By the time she was done, Kensi had paled. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“That’s…”</span> she starts but stops.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Crazy?”</span> Remi offered bitterly.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“No.”</span> She doesn’t sound certain. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“I just…”</span> She looks at the photo again and something changes in her expression. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“What?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“He… kind of looks like us.”</span><br />
<br />
Remi looks with her now. The shape of his jaw. The eyes. It was faint, but it was there... evolving almost right in front of her eyes. Neither of them spoke now. Standing shoulder to shoulder, neither had an answer for what they were looking at.<br />
<br />
Only questions.<br />
<br />
How deep did this actually go?<br />
<br />
How long had all this been there, hidden underneath their lives without either of them noticing? And maybe the worst part of all…<br />
<br />
And what else was waiting to be uncovered?<br />
<br />
Nothing made sense. Every answer only seemed to lead to another question, another loose thread pulling them further into something neither of them could fully see yet.<br />
<br />
And standing there in the quiet of the room, neither Remi nor Kensi knew if the truth would reveal itself in time…<br />
<br />
Or if by the time it actually did…<br />
<br />
It would already be too late.<br />
<br />
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<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“You know Jordan, the more I look at your record, the more I realize something.<br />
<br />
You are not nearly as important as you think you are.<br />
<br />
That ego of yours is fascinating honestly. You walk around like you’re some kind of dangerous mastermind that everyone should be watching carefully, but the second you strip away the theatrics and look at the numbers? The truth is pathetic.<br />
<br />
You’re not a threat.<br />
<br />
You’re a guy constantly being dragged across the finish line by everybody standing next to you.<br />
<br />
Unlike you, I don’t need smoke and mirrors to make myself look bigger than I actually am. I don’t need masks, fake identities, dramatic reveals, or manipulative games to convince people I matter. I step into that ring and prove it.<br />
<br />
Two matches. Two wins.<br />
<br />
That’s my record here.<br />
<br />
Clean and simple.<br />
<br />
And then there’s you.<br />
<br />
You won with XXXVI standing beside you. Beat Oz. You won tag matches with Charlie Nickles and Jenny Myst doing the heavy work while you collected credit. Hell, in one of those matches XXXVI literally had to rescue you and shove Thunder Knuckles off the roof himself before gravity got to you. You never secured your own victories. Your partners did.<br />
<br />
Again.<br />
<br />
And again.<br />
<br />
And again.<br />
<br />
When I started looking through your matches, I noticed a pattern real quick. Every single time Jordan Penn succeeds, somebody else is standing there keeping him from collapsing. Somebody else always has to clean up after you because the second you’re left standing on your own, things start falling apart.<br />
<br />
Cent beat you.<br />
<br />
Dyson beat you.<br />
<br />
Seb beat you.<br />
<br />
Betsy beat you.<br />
<br />
Marigold beat you.<br />
<br />
And honestly? Seb and Betsy beating you might be my favorite part because I know how badly that had to sting your ego. The brother and woman you spent so much time trying to get under the skin of ended up proving they were better than you anyway.<br />
<br />
That’s got to hurt.<br />
<br />
But not as much as this is going to.<br />
<br />
Because now you don’t get a partner.<br />
<br />
Nobody swooping in to save you when things start slipping through your fingers. No one standing beside you to make you look more competent than you actually are.<br />
<br />
It’s just you now.<br />
<br />
Which, judging by that track record is probably the worst possible position you could be in.<br />
<br />
And what kills me is that Betsy already said what I’m saying now… you need someone holding you up. Different is, I’ve got the ugly proof I’m laying out there for everyone to see.<br />
<br />
That’s why this whole Director thing suited you so perfectly. You never were the star. You were never the main event compared to XXXVI. You called him your weapon? And he sure was… You needed him to protect you and make you look good. You were the guy hiding while trying to manipulate people stronger than you because deep down you knew you couldn’t do what they did by yourself.<br />
<br />
That’s who you are.<br />
<br />
A parasite.<br />
<br />
You attach yourself to people who can actually accomplish something and then pretend their success belongs to you too.<br />
<br />
And now you’ve got absolutely nothing to hide behind.<br />
<br />
No mask.<br />
<br />
No partner.<br />
<br />
No excuse.<br />
<br />
So what exactly are you planning to do in this match Jordan?<br />
<br />
Heckle me to death?<br />
<br />
Actually, you know what… that might genuinely be the one thing you’re good at. Running your mouth. Stirring up drama. Acting like a smug little cockroach while everyone around you actually handles the difficult parts.<br />
<br />
So congratulations.<br />
<br />
You may have finally found your true calling as a gnat. Obnoxious, but easily swatted away.<br />
<br />
You act like you’re some dangerous, scarred villain… but when I look at you, I don’t read intimidating.<br />
<br />
I see somebody pitiful.<br />
<br />
A guy desperately clawing at relevance because without chaos and manipulation and stronger people standing beside him, there’s nothing underneath.<br />
<br />
No substance.<br />
<br />
No greatness.<br />
<br />
Just insecurity wrapped in arrogance.<br />
<br />
And honestly? I think you know it too.<br />
<br />
I think that’s why you hide behind all your games and cheap shots, because if you stop creating distractions, people might realize that there’s not much to you once the noise dies down.<br />
<br />
But I already saw it.<br />
<br />
And now I get to expose it.<br />
<br />
Violently.<br />
<br />
You wanted attention that bad?<br />
<br />
Great job!<br />
<br />
You have mine now.<br />
<br />
And unlike the people who carried you before, I’m not here to save you when things get ugly. <br />
<br />
I’m the thing making them ugly.<br />
<br />
You’re walking into this against somebody who already couldn’t stand your face, and now? Now I actively want to hurt you. Not because it makes me look tough. Not because I need to prove anything.<br />
<br />
But because I genuinely think company would be a better place without people like you slithering around inside it.<br />
<br />
That’s how much I dislike you Jordan.<br />
<br />
You are the human equivalent of dead weight pretending it’s dangerous.<br />
<br />
And after this match? After the damage is done and that face of yours looks worse than it already does?<br />
<br />
The only thing carrying you out of that ring…<br />
<br />
Will be the referee after checking to see if you’re still conscious.<br />
<br />
Courtesy of the storm who got tired of your very existence.”</span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">[ooc: <a href="https://dividepw.proboards.com/thread/83/another-piece-puzzle" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Another Piece of the Puzzle</a> Divide RP for story prior to this one as reference] </div>
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<br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Remi couldn’t help but toss another glance over her shoulder as she exits her car, her feet hitting the concrete as she stands up, neck craning as her eyes search the length of the street.<br />
<br />
Nothing.<br />
<br />
Too bad she didn’t fully trust that. <br />
<br />
Despite everything going on, she had decided to come home from New Mexico after Divide for a bit before shuttling off again to Washington for her next match at XWF. Really, she probably should have just gone on ahead to Seattle and spent the time sightseeing to try and keep her mind distracted. Not that much helped with that these days, the only time her mind was clear as a bell was in the damn ring. And, Remi thought to herself, she couldn’t let herself be spooked away from her own home.<br />
<br />
Despite someone being murdered right outside it and a flower left on the seat of her broken into car.<br />
<br />
No big deal.<br />
<br />
She stepped through the door, shutting it behind her with a click that sounded loud in the room. For a moment, she didn’t move as she surveyed her living room. Her hand stayed on the handle, her weight still angled towards the means to escape, just in case. Nothing moved, no sound, nothing out of place. <br />
<br />
So why did it still feel wrong?<br />
<br />
Her jaw tightens ever so slightly as she forces herself to let go and step forward, pushing the thought to the side before it could take root any deeper. Her bag slips from her shoulder onto the couch, keys landing on the small side table beside it with a clatter. She continues on into the kitchen with steady footfalls, gaze taking in everything. It all looked the same, just as it always did, untouched and neat after she was away. What had she expected? Open cabinets, everything tossed here and there in total disarray?<br />
<br />
Well, yes actually.<br />
<br />
And clearly she had been an idiot, right? <br />
<br />
But still, her body refused to relax.<br />
<br />
The feeling refused to wane, crawling up her back, settling like a cold coiled snake around her spine. Unfortunately, a very familiar one. She moved through her house, each step measured, trying to pretend everything was normal. Indeed, it seemed like there was no reason to think otherwise. The laundry area was pristine, as was the small sunroom off the back. Maybe she was that far into her own head, maybe she was driving herself that crazy to the point she couldn’t trust her own senses like she usually was able to. Her path carries her back across the living room, to the small hallway that branched off of it. Closet? Fine. Bathroom? All clear. Her attention drifts down towards the end where the two bedrooms sat across from one another. The spare rooms door was open, while hers was…<br />
<br />
Closed?<br />
<br />
Her steps falter.<br />
<br />
That wasn’t completely unusual. It was a habit ingrained in her since childhood that she had never seemed to let go of. Had she done it before she left to go to the airport though? She racked her brain. She didn’t remember. Her fingers hover over the doorknob for a second before she grasps it and pushes the door open. <br />
<br />
Nothing.<br />
<br />
Remi relaxes from the involuntary brace against an attack that never came. Her bedroom was… her bedroom. She took in everything without rushing. Bed in place with the pretty pink floral comforter unmarred. Nightstand sitting beside it, lamp perched on top. Curtains pulled back with ties. Dresser against the wall across from the bed. <br />
<br />
Nothing was wrong. She really was just batshit fuckin… wait! Her eyes narrow in as she sees it.<br />
<br />
The dresser, the top drawer. Open. Not wide, barely a crack, not enough for someone who wasn’t looking to notice…. But she was. <br />
<br />
Her pulse spiked as her world centered on that one little defect. She stepped forward carefully, fingers clenching and unclenching as she approaches. She pulls the drawer open the rest of the way. Everything seemed to be in there. Her clothes were even folded the same way. Nothing missing, but not untouched. There was a shift to it, subtle, almost imperceptible unless you knew exactly how it should look.<br />
<br />
And she did.<br />
<br />
Someone had been in here.<br />
<br />
Her stomach dropped slowly. Her eyes lift from the dresser, scanning the room again, sharper now, more focused as fear cradled her heart in its icy grasp. Unease pressed in closer. She pushes the drawer shut harder than necessary. This wasn’t random. It wasn’t all in her head. She couldn’t really pretend anymore. This was deliberate. A cat and mouse game where she was the prey. What the hell did she do next?<br />
<br />
Think Remi…<br />
<br />
Her feet carry her around her room as her mind flips through her options, her brain so busy she almost doesn’t catch it. It takes a second for it to catch up to what her eyes had just caught on the nightstand. It was small and flat, easy to miss. <br />
<br />
A photograph.<br />
<br />
She plucks it up. The edges were worn, softened with time, like it had been handled a lot. She flips it over and immediately finds herself reeling yet again.<br />
<br />
It was her.<br />
<br />
Her as a baby. Wrapped in a blanket, cradled securely in her father’s arms. He was younger, maybe even a little softer, but it was unmistakably him. The same features. The same presence. And beside him… was another man. Standing close. Arm flung over the shoulders of her father, mouth wide in a happy go lucky grin as he looked at her. She tried to place him and nothing came. No memories, no recognition. He could be someone who wasn’t important, but every instinct she had screamed otherwise. <br />
<br />
A cold realization settles in her chest. This went even deeper than she had originally guessed. <br />
<br />
But how far?<br />
<br />
What did it all mean?<br />
<br />
Who was this man?<br />
<br />
Why wouldn’t her father tell her anything?<br />
<br />
And what the fuck was going to happen next?<br />
<br />
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<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Rowan Vance pushed me further than I thought I could go.<br />
<br />
I stepped into that match expecting a fight, and that’s exactly what I got. Rowan carried himself like a man who understands what this business is about. Pride. Competition. Pushing somebody to their limit just to see if they can survive standing there with you, even in unexplored arenas. I think we put each other through our paces, even though it got really technical. I walked out of that match a new version of myself, exhausted and still smiling through the pain because I enjoyed it. I enjoyed fighting somebody that made me sharper. Somebody I could look across the ring at and think, yeah… I get why people talk about you the way they do. Someone I applaud all the way around.<br />
<br />
Then there's you, Jordan Penn.<br />
<br />
Because after standing across from somebody I can admire?<br />
<br />
Now I can stand across from somebody I can’t stand looking at.<br />
<br />
You.<br />
<br />
So let me introduce myself properly, because I don’t think you understand what kind of match you’re walking into.<br />
<br />
Hi! I’m Remi.<br />
<br />
But you’re not getting the Remi that most people meet first. You’re not getting the version that jokes around, that plays nice, that keeps things professional because the person across from her has earned that respect before the bell has even rung. Rowan got that version. Others have as well.<br />
<br />
You?<br />
<br />
You’re getting the nasty one.<br />
<br />
The one people don’t usually push far enough to meet.<br />
<br />
And congratulations Jordan… you managed to do it before we even met.<br />
<br />
See, I don’t make connections easily. I don’t trust people easily either. Most people in this business are temporary. They shake your hand while looking for a knife to stick in your back the second your attention slips. So when I actually care about somebody? When I actually decide they matter to me?<br />
<br />
I protect them.<br />
<br />
And Betsy happens to be one of those people.<br />
<br />
Which means every little game you’ve been playing, every manipulation, every ounce of chaos you brought crashing into her life, even through Seb? Yeah. I was watching. And I hated every second of your face while it was happening.<br />
<br />
I watched your antics as The Director. I saw the snake in you and already disliked you.<br />
<br />
Then you unmasked.<br />
<br />
And even though I didn’t think it was possible, you got even more irritating.<br />
<br />
You know what the worst part is? I already didn’t like Seb. I tolerate him because Betsy cares about him, but thats where it ends. I look at him and I see enough ego and drama to last a lifetime, and then suddenly here comes the long lost twin brother dragging more problems behind him like the family business is making everyone around you miserable.<br />
<br />
And now theres two of you.<br />
<br />
Lucky world.<br />
<br />
But I think what bothers me most about you Jordan, is how much you seem to enjoy what you do to people. You hide behind masks, snide comments and mind games because somewhere along the line you decided that it made you powerful.<br />
<br />
It doesn’t.<br />
<br />
It just makes you ugly.<br />
<br />
Not on the outside, though I promise I’m hoping on fixing that, but deep into your core.<br />
<br />
You’ve got this rot to you. That’s why I’m going to enjoy this so much. This isn’t just some wrestling match to me. This got personal long before it was booked. The second you went after someone I care about.<br />
<br />
And now I get you in a two of three falls match.<br />
<br />
Do you understand how unfortunate that is for you?<br />
<br />
Beating you once isn’t enough for me.<br />
<br />
Now I get to hurt you repeatedly.<br />
<br />
I get to drag this out.<br />
<br />
I get to look down at you after the first fall and know there’s still more left for me to take. <br />
<br />
And honestly? I can’t wait!<br />
<br />
Maybe I’ll help balance things out a little, make that pretty face match the rest of you, because underneath it all? You’re not complicated. You’re not mysterious. You’re just ugly in ways even a mask couldn’t hide.<br />
<br />
And I want you to understand this very clearly… I’m not coming into this nice. I’m not coming into this respectful. I’m not coming into this hoping we shake hands after.<br />
<br />
No.<br />
<br />
I want to hit you.<br />
<br />
I want to wipe that smug look off your face one strike at a time. I want you to realize that this started to become a fight for your life while I’m just getting warmed up. <br />
<br />
Because that’s the version of me you earned.<br />
<br />
There are two sides to me Jordan.<br />
<br />
One is real sweet.<br />
<br />
The other one is real vicious.<br />
<br />
And you picked the wrong side to bring out.<br />
<br />
So when that bell rings, don’t expect sportsmanship. Don’t expect admiration. Don’t expect me to care whether you can stand back up afterward.<br />
<br />
You want to play games with people I care about?<br />
<br />
Fine.<br />
<br />
Now you get to play one with me.<br />
<br />
Only this one ends with me standing over you while the crowd watches me peel away every layer of confidence you walked in with.<br />
<br />
Two out of three falls.<br />
<br />
Multiple chances to leave damage behind.<br />
<br />
And trust me…<br />
<br />
I plan on making every single one count.”</span><br />
<br />
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<br />
Remi sat perched on the edge of her sofa, phone still in her hand, staring down at the dark screen. The decision had felt right in the moment, but now doubt was crashing in harder than before. Should she involve Kensi in this? The thought had been circling in her head ever since her younger sister agreed to come over. Who else did she have? She and Cashe weren’t even on speaking terms still, and Betsy was too new of a friendship to foist this kind of burden on her, plus she had a slew of her own problems to worry about. But was she painting a target on Kensi’s back? And would she even believe her?<br />
<br />
Despite sometimes venturing with Remi and supporting her antics, Kensi had always looked at their parents differently than Remi did. Where Remi questioned things, Kensi explained them away. Where Remi pushed, Kensi defended. She still believed there were reasonable explanations for most things, still believed that most people usually meant well, especially family.<br />
<br />
Maybe that was a good thing.<br />
<br />
Maybe one of them deserved to stay that way.<br />
<br />
Maybe the last thing Remi should do was drag her into whatever this was becoming, but the sharing the burden was a temptation. It had stopped feeling like an isolated incident long ago and now every strange thing connected to one another, every uneasy feeling leading into something worse, her instincts telling her she hadn’t seen anything yet.<br />
<br />
But what if whatever their father had been warning her about, if he really had been acting like there was something out there he couldn;t protect her from… How did she know if Kensi wasn’t already in danger as well?<br />
<br />
Her grip tightened around her phone. Maybe she should call her back. Tell her not to come. Tell her that she overreacted and there was nothing important she needed her for. Tell her to stay home where it was… safe? The thought lingered long enough that her thumb actually hovered over Kensi’s contact picture again before the sharp sound of the doorbell cut through the silence.<br />
<br />
Too late.<br />
<br />
She rose and crossed the living room slowly, opening the door to find Kensi with one hand half raised, ready to knock, concern etched on her features before she even spoke. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“You look like shit.”</span><br />
<br />
Remi lets out a sound that could be taken for a bark of laughter. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Good to see you too.”</span> She moved aside so that her sister could enter. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“You sounded weird on the phone.”</span> Kensi says, stepping in and immediately turning around. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Like, weirder than you usually are.”</span><br />
<br />
Remi hesitated a second. This was it, this was the moment she either committed to telling her the truth or backed out and let her remain oblivious. And standing there looking at Kensi, all concern and innocence that didn’t belong anywhere near something like this, she almost backed out.<br />
<br />
Almost.<br />
<br />
Instead she turned towards the hallway. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Come here.”</span><br />
<br />
Her sister followed her without another question, though Remi could sense her growing worry. They stepped into her bedroom and she went to pick up the photograph, holding it out. Kensi took it, confusion flickering across her face as she looked down at it. For a second, neither of them spoke. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“That’s you.”</span> Kensi broke the silence.<br />
<br />
Remi nodded.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“And Dad.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Yeah.”</span><br />
<br />
Kensi’s eyes lingered before shifting to the second man in the picture.<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color"> “...Who’s that?” </span>she finally asked.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I don’t know.”</span><br />
<br />
Kensi looks up. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“What do you mean you don’t know?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I mean I’ve never seen him before.”</span><br />
<br />
That answer clearly wasn’t what Kensi expected. Her brows knit as she looked back down, studying it harder now.<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color"> “Where did you get this?”</span><br />
<br />
Remi hesitates.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Remi?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“It was here.”</span> Remi admitted quietly. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“In my room.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“What do you mean it was here?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“On the nightstand.”</span><br />
<br />
The confusion on Kensi’s face deepens. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Okay, no. What does that mean. You found it, like you had forgotten about it?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“No.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Then how did it get here?”</span><br />
<br />
Remi crosses her arms and glances away from her sisters stare. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I think someone put it there.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“What?!”</span> Kensi let out an incredulous breath. As Remi stays quiet, she continues, voice cautious. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Remi… you hear how that sounds, right?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Yeah” </span>she snaps.<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color"> “I do.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“This doesn’t make sense.” </span>Uncertainty mixes with skepticism on her face.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I know.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“No, I mean… someone breaking into your house just to leave a picture?" </span>Remi’s expression must have given her away. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Theres… more?” </span>Remi stares at the floor and that was answer enough. Kensi lowers the photo slowly.<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color"> “Okay, start talking.”</span><br />
<br />
For a second Remi found herself tongue tied, and the the words started coming. Slowly at first. About their father, the way he’d been acting before she was banished, tense and distracted, saying things that hadn’t made sense at the time. How he’d made it seem like there was something out there he couldn’t protect her from. Kensi’s eyes widen in surprise immediately at that. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Dad said that?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Not directly, but close enough.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“Protect you from what?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I don’t know.” </span>Her tone is frustrated.<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color"> “Then there was the guy…”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“What guy?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“The guy Dad had watching my house who was killed.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“..... What?!”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“He was shot. In his car. I don’t know if he got distracted, whoever did it said fuck it… or what.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“You’re serious…”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Yes.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“And you didn’t tell me?!”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“What was I supposed to say?” </span>Remi shot back. <span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“I didn’t even understand what was happening.”</span><br />
<br />
Kensi looks shaken now as Remi continues. The flower left in the car after the gym. The feeling of being watched. The figure. By the time she was done, Kensi had paled. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“That’s…”</span> she starts but stops.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“Crazy?”</span> Remi offered bitterly.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“No.”</span> She doesn’t sound certain. <span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“I just…”</span> She looks at the photo again and something changes in her expression. <br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“What?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #eec9f9;" class="mycode_color">“He… kind of looks like us.”</span><br />
<br />
Remi looks with her now. The shape of his jaw. The eyes. It was faint, but it was there... evolving almost right in front of her eyes. Neither of them spoke now. Standing shoulder to shoulder, neither had an answer for what they were looking at.<br />
<br />
Only questions.<br />
<br />
How deep did this actually go?<br />
<br />
How long had all this been there, hidden underneath their lives without either of them noticing? And maybe the worst part of all…<br />
<br />
And what else was waiting to be uncovered?<br />
<br />
Nothing made sense. Every answer only seemed to lead to another question, another loose thread pulling them further into something neither of them could fully see yet.<br />
<br />
And standing there in the quiet of the room, neither Remi nor Kensi knew if the truth would reveal itself in time…<br />
<br />
Or if by the time it actually did…<br />
<br />
It would already be too late.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/nY9Ej1bhlPUAAAAC/divider.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: divider.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff7aae;" class="mycode_color">“You know Jordan, the more I look at your record, the more I realize something.<br />
<br />
You are not nearly as important as you think you are.<br />
<br />
That ego of yours is fascinating honestly. You walk around like you’re some kind of dangerous mastermind that everyone should be watching carefully, but the second you strip away the theatrics and look at the numbers? The truth is pathetic.<br />
<br />
You’re not a threat.<br />
<br />
You’re a guy constantly being dragged across the finish line by everybody standing next to you.<br />
<br />
Unlike you, I don’t need smoke and mirrors to make myself look bigger than I actually am. I don’t need masks, fake identities, dramatic reveals, or manipulative games to convince people I matter. I step into that ring and prove it.<br />
<br />
Two matches. Two wins.<br />
<br />
That’s my record here.<br />
<br />
Clean and simple.<br />
<br />
And then there’s you.<br />
<br />
You won with XXXVI standing beside you. Beat Oz. You won tag matches with Charlie Nickles and Jenny Myst doing the heavy work while you collected credit. Hell, in one of those matches XXXVI literally had to rescue you and shove Thunder Knuckles off the roof himself before gravity got to you. You never secured your own victories. Your partners did.<br />
<br />
Again.<br />
<br />
And again.<br />
<br />
And again.<br />
<br />
When I started looking through your matches, I noticed a pattern real quick. Every single time Jordan Penn succeeds, somebody else is standing there keeping him from collapsing. Somebody else always has to clean up after you because the second you’re left standing on your own, things start falling apart.<br />
<br />
Cent beat you.<br />
<br />
Dyson beat you.<br />
<br />
Seb beat you.<br />
<br />
Betsy beat you.<br />
<br />
Marigold beat you.<br />
<br />
And honestly? Seb and Betsy beating you might be my favorite part because I know how badly that had to sting your ego. The brother and woman you spent so much time trying to get under the skin of ended up proving they were better than you anyway.<br />
<br />
That’s got to hurt.<br />
<br />
But not as much as this is going to.<br />
<br />
Because now you don’t get a partner.<br />
<br />
Nobody swooping in to save you when things start slipping through your fingers. No one standing beside you to make you look more competent than you actually are.<br />
<br />
It’s just you now.<br />
<br />
Which, judging by that track record is probably the worst possible position you could be in.<br />
<br />
And what kills me is that Betsy already said what I’m saying now… you need someone holding you up. Different is, I’ve got the ugly proof I’m laying out there for everyone to see.<br />
<br />
That’s why this whole Director thing suited you so perfectly. You never were the star. You were never the main event compared to XXXVI. You called him your weapon? And he sure was… You needed him to protect you and make you look good. You were the guy hiding while trying to manipulate people stronger than you because deep down you knew you couldn’t do what they did by yourself.<br />
<br />
That’s who you are.<br />
<br />
A parasite.<br />
<br />
You attach yourself to people who can actually accomplish something and then pretend their success belongs to you too.<br />
<br />
And now you’ve got absolutely nothing to hide behind.<br />
<br />
No mask.<br />
<br />
No partner.<br />
<br />
No excuse.<br />
<br />
So what exactly are you planning to do in this match Jordan?<br />
<br />
Heckle me to death?<br />
<br />
Actually, you know what… that might genuinely be the one thing you’re good at. Running your mouth. Stirring up drama. Acting like a smug little cockroach while everyone around you actually handles the difficult parts.<br />
<br />
So congratulations.<br />
<br />
You may have finally found your true calling as a gnat. Obnoxious, but easily swatted away.<br />
<br />
You act like you’re some dangerous, scarred villain… but when I look at you, I don’t read intimidating.<br />
<br />
I see somebody pitiful.<br />
<br />
A guy desperately clawing at relevance because without chaos and manipulation and stronger people standing beside him, there’s nothing underneath.<br />
<br />
No substance.<br />
<br />
No greatness.<br />
<br />
Just insecurity wrapped in arrogance.<br />
<br />
And honestly? I think you know it too.<br />
<br />
I think that’s why you hide behind all your games and cheap shots, because if you stop creating distractions, people might realize that there’s not much to you once the noise dies down.<br />
<br />
But I already saw it.<br />
<br />
And now I get to expose it.<br />
<br />
Violently.<br />
<br />
You wanted attention that bad?<br />
<br />
Great job!<br />
<br />
You have mine now.<br />
<br />
And unlike the people who carried you before, I’m not here to save you when things get ugly. <br />
<br />
I’m the thing making them ugly.<br />
<br />
You’re walking into this against somebody who already couldn’t stand your face, and now? Now I actively want to hurt you. Not because it makes me look tough. Not because I need to prove anything.<br />
<br />
But because I genuinely think company would be a better place without people like you slithering around inside it.<br />
<br />
That’s how much I dislike you Jordan.<br />
<br />
You are the human equivalent of dead weight pretending it’s dangerous.<br />
<br />
And after this match? After the damage is done and that face of yours looks worse than it already does?<br />
<br />
The only thing carrying you out of that ring…<br />
<br />
Will be the referee after checking to see if you’re still conscious.<br />
<br />
Courtesy of the storm who got tired of your very existence.”</span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[The House of Hardcore in... "Hole In One"]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50070</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 22:00:35 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3131">Scoops McGee</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GcZizSWLoP1A-544SaZWyf8RqH24CselWKd1USXYd6g" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">They say that blood is thicker than water, but a found family can surpass even that. Cherish your bonds, and look over them as they do for you. Only together can you all overcome everything in your path.</a></span></span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;" class="mycode_font"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GcZizSWLoP1A-544SaZWyf8RqH24CselWKd1USXYd6g" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">They say that blood is thicker than water, but a found family can surpass even that. Cherish your bonds, and look over them as they do for you. Only together can you all overcome everything in your path.</a></span></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[juke-joint jezebel: part three]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50069</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 21:53:50 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3124">faceless</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Georgia;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #9ccb19;" class="mycode_color">i am the city that will </span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color">lie</span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-family: Georgia;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #9ccb19;" class="mycode_color">you are the one that </span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color">blame</span></span><span style="color: #9ccb19;" class="mycode_color"> passed by</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Georgia;" class="mycode_font"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Bxa28yyUz2tV7fYPJjOr3t5UHKgbj6Fsy8YSxe7V_O4/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="color: #9CCB19;" class="mycode_color">juke-joint jezebel -- part three</span></a></span></span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Georgia;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #9ccb19;" class="mycode_color">i am the city that will </span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color">lie</span></span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-family: Georgia;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="color: #9ccb19;" class="mycode_color">you are the one that </span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #ffffff;" class="mycode_color">blame</span></span><span style="color: #9ccb19;" class="mycode_color"> passed by</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Georgia;" class="mycode_font"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Bxa28yyUz2tV7fYPJjOr3t5UHKgbj6Fsy8YSxe7V_O4/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="color: #9CCB19;" class="mycode_color">juke-joint jezebel -- part three</span></a></span></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bush and Kush, 002]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50068</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 20:12:23 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3202">Asher Hayes</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[OOC: Good luck. Been a pleasure, despite the pain and anguish inflicted to finish this.<br />
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<a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s8yocBjtylzdPtYFOlQIoqlJEmbtOyF1g34CxbVKz7k/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Bush and Kush, 002</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[OOC: Good luck. Been a pleasure, despite the pain and anguish inflicted to finish this.<br />
<br />
<a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s8yocBjtylzdPtYFOlQIoqlJEmbtOyF1g34CxbVKz7k/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Bush and Kush, 002</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Copium]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50067</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 19:54:25 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2839">Isaiah King</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vxyDpMNkzAXNJp-5TBTjf7J5TammPG3rESU5VNPd_fE/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e0/0a/60/e00a60dc4a1deaabed3e8aa6715caf48.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: e00a60dc4a1deaabed3e8aa6715caf48.gif]" class="mycode_img" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vxyDpMNkzAXNJp-5TBTjf7J5TammPG3rESU5VNPd_fE/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size">Copium.</span><br />
A work by Betsy Granger, Sebastian Everett-Bryce & Isaiah King<br />
The Brotherhood of Bastards and House of Hardcore<br />
Enjoy</span></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ertg_4ozRg&amp;list=RD6Ertg_4ozRg&amp;start_radio=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">Musical accompaniment</span></a></span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vxyDpMNkzAXNJp-5TBTjf7J5TammPG3rESU5VNPd_fE/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e0/0a/60/e00a60dc4a1deaabed3e8aa6715caf48.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: e00a60dc4a1deaabed3e8aa6715caf48.gif]" class="mycode_img" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vxyDpMNkzAXNJp-5TBTjf7J5TammPG3rESU5VNPd_fE/edit?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size">Copium.</span><br />
A work by Betsy Granger, Sebastian Everett-Bryce & Isaiah King<br />
The Brotherhood of Bastards and House of Hardcore<br />
Enjoy</span></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ertg_4ozRg&amp;list=RD6Ertg_4ozRg&amp;start_radio=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">Musical accompaniment</span></a></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[RV Tapes | 009.]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50066</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 17:50:13 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3209">Rowan Vance</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XOzsWNs-46VCdusAixOy-B8VAo3jdVYtHG-k3bJpwYQ/edit?usp=drivesdk" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">RV Tapes | 009…</a></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XOzsWNs-46VCdusAixOy-B8VAo3jdVYtHG-k3bJpwYQ/edit?usp=drivesdk" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">RV Tapes | 009…</a></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Superficial Intelligence©]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50065</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 16:44:19 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1350">Prof. Bobby Bourbon</a>]]></dc:creator>
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Steve Sayors walks into the massive kitchen found in Global Culinary Challenge studios, and it is there that he sees none other than Bobby Bourbon. Bourbon is beaming, pleased to greet a guest to the kitchen.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Good morning, Steve, I’m glad you could make it!”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Well, Bobby, I’m hardly the first person from the XWF to be seen in a GCC production.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“And you won’t be the last, Steve, but please, I can only be proud of the competitors coming into the kitchen and observing what they’ll cook up next.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Well, Bobby, you seem well, your cooking competition is a smash success…”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Yes, yes it is, again, credit to the chefs there.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Well you’ve recently come back and made quite the mark in the XWF. On Anarchy you beat someone while showcasing an entire menu.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Yes, I felt the fans deserved to see what I can do when I cook, and bubba, that was some spicy stuff on the menu.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Spicy is one way of putting it, Deena Hixx was absolutely clobbered in that match. Then, last Warfare…”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Look, I could sit here and harp about last Warfare for what seems like an hour, but, well, I figure I can let someone else have fun describing what everybody saw.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“What did you whisper to Korvayne just moments before you…”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby holds up a palm. His smile doesn’t diminish but the demeanor does as his chin lowers, and he gazes at Steve from below his furrowed brow.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“I told her the truth, Steve.”<br />
<br />
“Now, I brought you here to show you something, it’s really quite amazing.”</font><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Hiya girlie.<br />
<br />
Look, I didn't know that coming out and putting a boot up your ass was going to be cool enough to get me a chance at the Television Championship.<br />
<br />
Flat out, I was going to do it whether you won or not.<br />
<br />
I promise, on my honor.<br />
<br />
Hell, if you don’t buy that, put it on your mother’s honor, I don’t give a fuck.<br />
<br />
See, these XWF fans in this here XWF Universe really wanted to see that happen.<br />
<br />
Call it kismet.<br />
<br />
Call it karma.<br />
<br />
Call it whatever you want, everybody knows what it was.<br />
<br />
But, here I am, lined up for a chance to win the Television Championship.<br />
<br />
I have fifteen minutes to put you down, pin you, and walk out with that belt you’ve barely gotten.<br />
<br />
Now, I don’t want you to feel, I dunno, unempowered or anything.<br />
<br />
If you want to keep showing up on TV and being an obnoxious little thing who’s only 22 but somehow sounds like they grew up on their weird uncle’s sub-reddit posts, well by all means.<br />
<br />
Sell bathwater to incels.<br />
<br />
That is your audience, after all.<br />
<br />
Go on social media, be their influencer, I’m pretty sure you’d get a bajillion likes on Truth Social or something that is completely lacking in willing young women to be involved.<br />
<br />
You could do an expose on where they set up the new Epstein Island.<br />
<br />
Heh, by all means, keep fretting over Charlie Nickels, I never have, and he resents me for it.<br />
<br />
He never caused me to lose or draw anything.<br />
<br />
I was just better.<br />
<br />
So, on that note, you can do all that shit, but what I’m not letting you do is carry the Television Championship.<br />
<br />
Nah, I’m taking that spot.</font><br />
<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
Steve Sayors is seated on a stool next to a high table, eating. Bobby is seated across from him, sipping from a glass of water.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Bobby, this is absolutely fantastic, thank you, I skipped breakfast.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“No, Steve, you humbly sauntered into brunch. It’s not a meal, it’s a way of life.”</font><br />
<br />
Sayors nods as though what Bobby just said was far more philosophical than it sounded, probably because the food is that delicious.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So, what’s next for you, Bobby? You always seem to amaze the world with whatever venture you come up with next.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Ah, Steve, I’m so glad you asked. You see, the GCC has opened my coffers to delve into even further business. I have my second-to-top-notch distribution deal with all Dollar Tree and Dollar General stores to sell my line-up of products, not to mention a Title Match in Seattle, to tell the truth Steve, it makes my mind absolutely race! As such, while I was taking a shit, I saw someone say AI was bad. Then I saw suggestions for how to us AI. Then I watched some AI mindrot videos. Then I used AI to make a fun picture of me if I was sorted at Hogwarts and became a Ravenclaw.”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby holds up his phone and shows Steve. The camera picks up the image of the activity he performed while pooping, because only losers just poop these days. (See: Appendix I)<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Cool.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“I know.”<br />
<br />
“So, that got me thinking, since AI is such a big thing on everybody’s minds these days, it’s a little late for me to get into that racket. I don’t want to even imagine how much it literally cost all of civilization to make a picture of me with four clones of me winning Family Feud.”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby holds his phone up again for Steve. (See: Appendix II)<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Awesome.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Right?”<br />
<br />
“Well, that’s when I thought, what if I thought outside the box?”<br />
<br />
“That’s right Steve, I have developed and am prepared to launch..."<br />
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"Superficial Intelligence.”</font><br />
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<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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<font color="#ff6347">What is it with your disdain for Charlie?<br />
<br />
I mean, here you came as a newcomer, but for some reason had a deep loathing for Chuckles almost entirely off break.<br />
<br />
Well, fangirl, you’re on the inside now, you can stop hating on Charlie, he never did anything consequential around here, just grossed out the weak.<br />
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Then you, what, find some respect for Adeyeme, or Isaiah, or whatever name he calls himself when he switches from one antidepressant to the next to help with his daddy issues.<br />
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Shit, you love a simp more than that big ole’ muscled man you parade around.</font><br />
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Bobby gestures from offscreen. None other than a gigachad walks out.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">Hey there big guy.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">Am, uh, am I here to be sexy?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Nope.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">Thank god.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Thank <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">me</span>.</font><br />
<br />
The gigachad glances at Bobby as Bobby never breaks eye contact with the camera.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">So, why does the silly bitch set on being America’s Next Top Cumcatcher keep you around, gigachad?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">Well, uh, you see, I fill a role as something she wishes she had, or was, so she can go about milking her Simp.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">So, you’re saying you’re just a facet of the so-called “male loneliness epidemic” which preys on the insecure so they can pretend they’re you?</font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">I am.</font><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">Yikes, that’s cringe.</font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">Heh, yeah, I know.</font><br />
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Bobby rolls his eyes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">So what you’re saying is you wouldn’t touch Julia with a stolen dick?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">I, heh, I am.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">What you’re saying is Julia’s as sexy as a port-o-potty gloryhole at the Alabama State Fair, right behind the prize winning sheep?</font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">I, uh…</font><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">I know, most sensible people would take the gloryhole but how many sheepfuckers can you really reach out to?</font><br />
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The gigachad shakes, laughing.<br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">You know, I feel a lot more comfortable now that…</font><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">Get the fuck off my set you meat puppet.</font><br />
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Bobby glances sideways towards the gigachad, cutting him off. The gigachad, neither alpha, beta, nor sigma, sheepishly leaves, obviously grateful he’s still walking. Bobby turns back to the camera.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Y’know, guys, if you’re feeling lonely, as in unfuckable, for whatever reason, you could always just go do anything with people involved instead of watching whatever limp dicked talking head who blows smoke up your ass and says you're special for being unspecial.<br />
<br />
Do what my buddy Jim did.<br />
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Get yourself a dog.</font><br />
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<iframe width="640" height="385" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/7-EvYZJ4CVg?fs=1&start=" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So, Bobby, what are your Bourbon Men doing these days?”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby half smiles and shrugs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“I don’t know, really, I don’t keep tabs on them. I guess someone else in the XWF could hire them for a promo but who the fuck parades someone else’s lackeys around?”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So tell me more about your latest invention!”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Ah, yes!”<br />
<br />
“Why have art when you can have something super?”<br />
<br />
“Thus, what is artificial can never be as great as what is SUPERFICIAL!”<br />
<br />
“Let’s face facts, artificial intelligence is just the modern take on the holy grail, or the fountain of youth, or even alchemy.”<br />
<br />
“It’s the guaranteed dream of so many without the capability to see it through because, well, everybody’s got foibles.”<br />
<br />
“True intelligence is always flawed or weird in some way.”<br />
<br />
“Artificial Intelligence give you the result you ask for, which isn’t smart, because most people ask for dumb shit.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Like the photo of you rocking out in a punk band?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“The same, Steve.”</font> (See: Appendix III)<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Well, technology has come a long way in such a short time, Bobby.”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Has it? I mean, we’ve gone from having brainrot that went from featuring people with deformed hands to brainrot with people having normal hands.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“That’s supposed to be a huge advancement!”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Supposedly, but let’s face facts, it just isn’t. That’s why with Superficial Intelligence, we don’t beat around the bush. Let me show you a few examples.”</font><br />
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An animatronic model of Theodore Roosevelt is rolled out into the echoing and empty arena kitchen. Steve Sayors is wide eyed as he sees it and Bobby notices. <br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Oh, we got a bunch of leftover models from the Hall of Presidents on the cheap, I set up Eisenhower, Taft, Cleveland, and Johnson as a band in a new pizzeria concept where every order is an <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">executive</span> one.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Neat.”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Thank you. So, I have installed Superficial Intelligence…”</font><br />
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A copyright symbol lowers itself into place as Bobby speaks.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Sorry, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Superficial Intelligence©</span>, has been installed into Teddy here for demonstration purposes.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So, what happens if you make requests of Superficial Intelligence©? Can it help you write collegiate term paper?”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“What? No, Steve, if you ask Superficial Intelligence© to write a paper for you, it will produce a simple explanation of how there are plenty of ways to make good money in a trade or industry where you don’t have to write reports all that much.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“That seems wise, in a way.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Sure, and it’s just as helpful as AI writing your term paper!”</font><br />
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<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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<font color="#ff6347">So, the people wanted you wrecked, and I obliged.<br />
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And girlie you got your ass gift-wrapped and fucking handed to you.<br />
<br />
Then the office wanted you wrecked.<br />
<br />
At Warfare I shall oblige.<br />
<br />
Why do I want to whip the shit out of you? Why did I take on the burden on behalf of a Universe that could take me or leave me on a whim and keep on moving forward?<br />
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I know you're not asking that, you're too self-absorbed and self-important.<br />
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I will kick the shit out of you because you don't have the fucking staying power to see shit through when you don't get what you want.<br />
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You're a product of a fat, doting mother who tricked your daddy into giving her sperm so she could wash your shitty ass underbritches letting you think your ass don't stink.<br />
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And when someone absolutely and rightly calls you on your bullshit you're ready to throw a tantrum.<br />
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You call yourself a God on the microphone.<br />
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Last Warfare, God didn't fall, they got the shit be out of them, and there wasn't a fucking microphone in sight coming to save them; no adoring fans but mine. <br />
<br />
I chose you, Julia, because your dipshit fanbase smells like they never fucking heard of soap because their mommies never used it.<br />
<br />
I chose you to end the embarrassment to the once prestigious Television Title and the run of honorless, pointless champions that came before you.</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So, Bobby, what else can Superficial Intelligence© do?”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Well, Steve, lots of things!”</font><br />
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Bobby seems terrifically excited by his new invention.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“For starters, carrying around a Magic Eight Ball is so last century, and nobody thought to make an app for that, or at least one that people care about. People care about Superficial Intelligence. They want to feel the hours spent watching brainrot and social media posts from bots make them special, somehow, and while AI can momentarily fill that void by giving you cool pictures of you doing the silliest of things, it can’t do this. SI, should I move to Montana?”</font><br />
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The animatronic Teddy Roosevelt whirs a bit and looks at Bobby.<br />
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<span style="color: #ff4136;" class="mycode_color">“Walk softly and carry a big stick, also, ask again later.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Wow!”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“SI, should I break up with my girlfriend?”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #ff4136;" class="mycode_color">“Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, also, ask again later.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Uncanny! Does it always quote Teddy Roosevelt?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“No, that’s residual glitches in the program from when this robot was an actual educational tool and not a superficial one.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“That’s awesome, Bobby, but what else beyond asking a randomizer about important life choices is there?”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Well, Steve, you’ll just have to tune in to find out!”</font><br />
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Bobby stands in front of a cutting board, beside it on the table is a large knife.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">O Bastardly Father, I come to bequeeth unto you a measure of violence and hatred.<br />
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I know it has been some time since I have confessed.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby picks up a honing rod in his left hand, and the knife in his right. The blade is facing him.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">I have angered my brother, but my brother has been foolish in trusting others above me, and I will exploit no name above mine.</font><br />
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Bobby deftly begins stroking the edge of the blade against the honing rod.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">I have scorned my brother, but my brother has scorned me a dozenfold over a fortnight and other English words only the English use.<br />
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I have invited the wrath of a fellow bastard in knowing one does not suffer the wrath of a bastard.<br />
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Fuck those who kiss his ass with promises but never kiss his dick, and damn if I didn't try to help get his dick sucked without paying money.<br />
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Reeeeeeeee<br />
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Dacted.<br />
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No.<br />
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I don’t mean Charlie. He’s a B player, the last in B.O.B.<br />
<br />
I am Bobby.</font><br />
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Bobby sets the honing rod down, along with the knife. He reaches below the table and places a salmon atop the cutting board.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I have come, O Bastardly Father, for your wrath and violence upon the bathwater selling little bitch who shows it doesn’t take skill to be an influencer, just a studio and enough fucked up people to watch this shit.<br />
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And what shit it has been.</font><br />
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Bobby takes the blade and cuts along the belly of the fish.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">In their third match, they won the Television Championship.</font><br />
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Bobby makes another identical cut along the other side of the belly.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">In their fourth, they lose it.</font><br />
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Bobby then slices the head from the rest of the body.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">Yet another token TV Title holder in a long line of them. Chasing clout but never making it.<br />
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I have singlehandedly made the TV Title more relevant than the Universal Championship, given a buzz to a match for it, and my brothers in Bastardly hatred, I have done it all for you.</font><br />
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Bobby grips the salmon in the mouth and holds the tail, and with a swift motion rips the head and guts from the fish.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">As sexy as you find Korvayne to be, remember, the head be mediocre and unspirited.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby takes his blade and chops off the tail.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">As sexy as you find Korvayne to be, remember, the pussy be bland and wanting.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby again slices, and with absolute surgical precision cuts the spine out of the creature.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">As sexy as you find Korvayne to be, remember, she don’t fuck like she wants to, and you may ask, how do I know?<br />
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Well, I am glad you asked!</font><br />
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Bobby clips the fins, then with a bit of flare, with one slice, separates the fish into two sides.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I have fought against women in this business, real women, who had the fucking ability to rip the mask straight from my face. Women who have had the fucking spine to stand up and actually fight, giving me the fight I deserve, one that scarred me, hurt me, and shit, gave me mental hangups I’ll probably never drop.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby flips the two sides skin side down. He trims the fin from one, then places his blade into the flesh near the end of it. He firmly grips the skin, holding the knife downward, and pulls, flensing with astonishing grace and skill. <br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I got blamed when those women left the business, for being too much of a brute. For taking the steps I took en route to fighting the likes of Doc, Charlie, SEB, Isaiah, of Chaos, and of the Engineer. To take the steps I took towards crushing a Duke and hearing I could call it a career after that. To take those steps towards Betsy, or Atara, or Vhodka, or any other woman who had the courage to step forward as themselves and face down whatever I brought to the ring, and I brought whatever I could, I was vilified.<br />
<br />
Let’s go ahead and face the goddamned truth, I scare men so much they tell me they’d never beat a woman I would beat.<br />
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They would never deign to see them as equals.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby skins the other side of salmon. He then begins slicing it into filet portions.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">They’re fucking cowards.<br />
<br />
They can’t handle a woman who is a woman, they need the bullshit that’s contrived and built as a fantasy model, because after all, if they couldn’t beat me, they had to sit and beat their dicks.<br />
<br />
When it came to them, though, I gave it a fight.<br />
<br />
This?</font><br />
<br />
Bobby takes a filet from his cutting board and turns, where we see a grill. He places the filet atop it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">This won’t be a fight.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby begins to season the filet on the flame with some blend of spices and herbs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I will give unto thee, O Bastardly Father, and unto the XWF Universe, deliverance.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby turns and slices off a few ribbons of the salmon skin itself, and tosses them into a nearby fryer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I will give you blood, and bone, and meat.<br />
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It will be at the cost of Korvayne or whatever dipshit OnlyFans subs she has.<br />
<br />
And the incels that value her.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby flips the filet of salmon above the fire.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I love giving pain unto the incels, O Bastardly Father, as they can go get fucked but somehow can’t.</font><br />
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Bobby pulls the fried salmon skin from the fryer. As they rest for just a moment, Bobby glides a spatula beneath the filet of salmon, and plates it. Bobby drops the salmon skin into a bowl and drizzles salt and lemon juice atop it. He then plates the skin next to the filet, and it looks absolutely mouth watering.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">But above all else, I take brutality and show that it is art.<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bon appetit.</span></font>[/i][/i]<br />
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Steve Sayors walks into the massive kitchen found in Global Culinary Challenge studios, and it is there that he sees none other than Bobby Bourbon. Bourbon is beaming, pleased to greet a guest to the kitchen.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Good morning, Steve, I’m glad you could make it!”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Well, Bobby, I’m hardly the first person from the XWF to be seen in a GCC production.”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“And you won’t be the last, Steve, but please, I can only be proud of the competitors coming into the kitchen and observing what they’ll cook up next.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Well, Bobby, you seem well, your cooking competition is a smash success…”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Yes, yes it is, again, credit to the chefs there.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Well you’ve recently come back and made quite the mark in the XWF. On Anarchy you beat someone while showcasing an entire menu.”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Yes, I felt the fans deserved to see what I can do when I cook, and bubba, that was some spicy stuff on the menu.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Spicy is one way of putting it, Deena Hixx was absolutely clobbered in that match. Then, last Warfare…”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Look, I could sit here and harp about last Warfare for what seems like an hour, but, well, I figure I can let someone else have fun describing what everybody saw.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“What did you whisper to Korvayne just moments before you…”</span><br />
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Bobby holds up a palm. His smile doesn’t diminish but the demeanor does as his chin lowers, and he gazes at Steve from below his furrowed brow.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“I told her the truth, Steve.”<br />
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“Now, I brought you here to show you something, it’s really quite amazing.”</font><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">Hiya girlie.<br />
<br />
Look, I didn't know that coming out and putting a boot up your ass was going to be cool enough to get me a chance at the Television Championship.<br />
<br />
Flat out, I was going to do it whether you won or not.<br />
<br />
I promise, on my honor.<br />
<br />
Hell, if you don’t buy that, put it on your mother’s honor, I don’t give a fuck.<br />
<br />
See, these XWF fans in this here XWF Universe really wanted to see that happen.<br />
<br />
Call it kismet.<br />
<br />
Call it karma.<br />
<br />
Call it whatever you want, everybody knows what it was.<br />
<br />
But, here I am, lined up for a chance to win the Television Championship.<br />
<br />
I have fifteen minutes to put you down, pin you, and walk out with that belt you’ve barely gotten.<br />
<br />
Now, I don’t want you to feel, I dunno, unempowered or anything.<br />
<br />
If you want to keep showing up on TV and being an obnoxious little thing who’s only 22 but somehow sounds like they grew up on their weird uncle’s sub-reddit posts, well by all means.<br />
<br />
Sell bathwater to incels.<br />
<br />
That is your audience, after all.<br />
<br />
Go on social media, be their influencer, I’m pretty sure you’d get a bajillion likes on Truth Social or something that is completely lacking in willing young women to be involved.<br />
<br />
You could do an expose on where they set up the new Epstein Island.<br />
<br />
Heh, by all means, keep fretting over Charlie Nickels, I never have, and he resents me for it.<br />
<br />
He never caused me to lose or draw anything.<br />
<br />
I was just better.<br />
<br />
So, on that note, you can do all that shit, but what I’m not letting you do is carry the Television Championship.<br />
<br />
Nah, I’m taking that spot.</font><br />
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Steve Sayors is seated on a stool next to a high table, eating. Bobby is seated across from him, sipping from a glass of water.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Bobby, this is absolutely fantastic, thank you, I skipped breakfast.”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“No, Steve, you humbly sauntered into brunch. It’s not a meal, it’s a way of life.”</font><br />
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Sayors nods as though what Bobby just said was far more philosophical than it sounded, probably because the food is that delicious.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So, what’s next for you, Bobby? You always seem to amaze the world with whatever venture you come up with next.”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Ah, Steve, I’m so glad you asked. You see, the GCC has opened my coffers to delve into even further business. I have my second-to-top-notch distribution deal with all Dollar Tree and Dollar General stores to sell my line-up of products, not to mention a Title Match in Seattle, to tell the truth Steve, it makes my mind absolutely race! As such, while I was taking a shit, I saw someone say AI was bad. Then I saw suggestions for how to us AI. Then I watched some AI mindrot videos. Then I used AI to make a fun picture of me if I was sorted at Hogwarts and became a Ravenclaw.”</font><br />
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Bobby holds up his phone and shows Steve. The camera picks up the image of the activity he performed while pooping, because only losers just poop these days. (See: Appendix I)<br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Cool.”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“I know.”<br />
<br />
“So, that got me thinking, since AI is such a big thing on everybody’s minds these days, it’s a little late for me to get into that racket. I don’t want to even imagine how much it literally cost all of civilization to make a picture of me with four clones of me winning Family Feud.”</font><br />
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Bobby holds his phone up again for Steve. (See: Appendix II)<br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Awesome.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Right?”<br />
<br />
“Well, that’s when I thought, what if I thought outside the box?”<br />
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“That’s right Steve, I have developed and am prepared to launch..."<br />
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"Superficial Intelligence.”</font><br />
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<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">What is it with your disdain for Charlie?<br />
<br />
I mean, here you came as a newcomer, but for some reason had a deep loathing for Chuckles almost entirely off break.<br />
<br />
Well, fangirl, you’re on the inside now, you can stop hating on Charlie, he never did anything consequential around here, just grossed out the weak.<br />
<br />
Then you, what, find some respect for Adeyeme, or Isaiah, or whatever name he calls himself when he switches from one antidepressant to the next to help with his daddy issues.<br />
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Shit, you love a simp more than that big ole’ muscled man you parade around.</font><br />
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Bobby gestures from offscreen. None other than a gigachad walks out.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Hey there big guy.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">Am, uh, am I here to be sexy?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Nope.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">Thank god.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Thank <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">me</span>.</font><br />
<br />
The gigachad glances at Bobby as Bobby never breaks eye contact with the camera.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">So, why does the silly bitch set on being America’s Next Top Cumcatcher keep you around, gigachad?</font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">Well, uh, you see, I fill a role as something she wishes she had, or was, so she can go about milking her Simp.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">So, you’re saying you’re just a facet of the so-called “male loneliness epidemic” which preys on the insecure so they can pretend they’re you?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">I am.</font><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">Yikes, that’s cringe.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">Heh, yeah, I know.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby rolls his eyes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">So what you’re saying is you wouldn’t touch Julia with a stolen dick?</font><br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">I, heh, I am.</font><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">What you’re saying is Julia’s as sexy as a port-o-potty gloryhole at the Alabama State Fair, right behind the prize winning sheep?</font><br />
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<font color="dodgerblue">I, uh…</font><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">I know, most sensible people would take the gloryhole but how many sheepfuckers can you really reach out to?</font><br />
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The gigachad shakes, laughing.<br />
<br />
<font color="dodgerblue">You know, I feel a lot more comfortable now that…</font><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">Get the fuck off my set you meat puppet.</font><br />
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Bobby glances sideways towards the gigachad, cutting him off. The gigachad, neither alpha, beta, nor sigma, sheepishly leaves, obviously grateful he’s still walking. Bobby turns back to the camera.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Y’know, guys, if you’re feeling lonely, as in unfuckable, for whatever reason, you could always just go do anything with people involved instead of watching whatever limp dicked talking head who blows smoke up your ass and says you're special for being unspecial.<br />
<br />
Do what my buddy Jim did.<br />
<br />
Get yourself a dog.</font><br />
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<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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<iframe width="640" height="385" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/7-EvYZJ4CVg?fs=1&start=" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So, Bobby, what are your Bourbon Men doing these days?”</span><br />
<br />
Bobby half smiles and shrugs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“I don’t know, really, I don’t keep tabs on them. I guess someone else in the XWF could hire them for a promo but who the fuck parades someone else’s lackeys around?”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So tell me more about your latest invention!”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Ah, yes!”<br />
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“Why have art when you can have something super?”<br />
<br />
“Thus, what is artificial can never be as great as what is SUPERFICIAL!”<br />
<br />
“Let’s face facts, artificial intelligence is just the modern take on the holy grail, or the fountain of youth, or even alchemy.”<br />
<br />
“It’s the guaranteed dream of so many without the capability to see it through because, well, everybody’s got foibles.”<br />
<br />
“True intelligence is always flawed or weird in some way.”<br />
<br />
“Artificial Intelligence give you the result you ask for, which isn’t smart, because most people ask for dumb shit.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Like the photo of you rocking out in a punk band?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“The same, Steve.”</font> (See: Appendix III)<br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Well, technology has come a long way in such a short time, Bobby.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Has it? I mean, we’ve gone from having brainrot that went from featuring people with deformed hands to brainrot with people having normal hands.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“That’s supposed to be a huge advancement!”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Supposedly, but let’s face facts, it just isn’t. That’s why with Superficial Intelligence, we don’t beat around the bush. Let me show you a few examples.”</font><br />
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An animatronic model of Theodore Roosevelt is rolled out into the echoing and empty arena kitchen. Steve Sayors is wide eyed as he sees it and Bobby notices. <br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Oh, we got a bunch of leftover models from the Hall of Presidents on the cheap, I set up Eisenhower, Taft, Cleveland, and Johnson as a band in a new pizzeria concept where every order is an <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">executive</span> one.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Neat.”</span><br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Thank you. So, I have installed Superficial Intelligence…”</font><br />
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A copyright symbol lowers itself into place as Bobby speaks.<br />
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<font color="#ff6347">“Sorry, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Superficial Intelligence©</span>, has been installed into Teddy here for demonstration purposes.”</font><br />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So, what happens if you make requests of Superficial Intelligence©? Can it help you write collegiate term paper?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“What? No, Steve, if you ask Superficial Intelligence© to write a paper for you, it will produce a simple explanation of how there are plenty of ways to make good money in a trade or industry where you don’t have to write reports all that much.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“That seems wise, in a way.”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Sure, and it’s just as helpful as AI writing your term paper!”</font><br />
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<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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<font color="#ff6347">So, the people wanted you wrecked, and I obliged.<br />
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And girlie you got your ass gift-wrapped and fucking handed to you.<br />
<br />
Then the office wanted you wrecked.<br />
<br />
At Warfare I shall oblige.<br />
<br />
Why do I want to whip the shit out of you? Why did I take on the burden on behalf of a Universe that could take me or leave me on a whim and keep on moving forward?<br />
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I know you're not asking that, you're too self-absorbed and self-important.<br />
<br />
I will kick the shit out of you because you don't have the fucking staying power to see shit through when you don't get what you want.<br />
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You're a product of a fat, doting mother who tricked your daddy into giving her sperm so she could wash your shitty ass underbritches letting you think your ass don't stink.<br />
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And when someone absolutely and rightly calls you on your bullshit you're ready to throw a tantrum.<br />
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You call yourself a God on the microphone.<br />
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Last Warfare, God didn't fall, they got the shit be out of them, and there wasn't a fucking microphone in sight coming to save them; no adoring fans but mine. <br />
<br />
I chose you, Julia, because your dipshit fanbase smells like they never fucking heard of soap because their mommies never used it.<br />
<br />
I chose you to end the embarrassment to the once prestigious Television Title and the run of honorless, pointless champions that came before you.</font><br />
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<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“So, Bobby, what else can Superficial Intelligence© do?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Well, Steve, lots of things!”</font><br />
<br />
Bobby seems terrifically excited by his new invention.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“For starters, carrying around a Magic Eight Ball is so last century, and nobody thought to make an app for that, or at least one that people care about. People care about Superficial Intelligence. They want to feel the hours spent watching brainrot and social media posts from bots make them special, somehow, and while AI can momentarily fill that void by giving you cool pictures of you doing the silliest of things, it can’t do this. SI, should I move to Montana?”</font><br />
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The animatronic Teddy Roosevelt whirs a bit and looks at Bobby.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff4136;" class="mycode_color">“Walk softly and carry a big stick, also, ask again later.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Wow!”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“SI, should I break up with my girlfriend?”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #ff4136;" class="mycode_color">“Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, also, ask again later.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“Uncanny! Does it always quote Teddy Roosevelt?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“No, that’s residual glitches in the program from when this robot was an actual educational tool and not a superficial one.”</font><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #FFFA1E;" class="mycode_color">“That’s awesome, Bobby, but what else beyond asking a randomizer about important life choices is there?”</span><br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">“Well, Steve, you’ll just have to tune in to find out!”</font><br />
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<hr class="mycode_hr" />
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Bobby stands in front of a cutting board, beside it on the table is a large knife.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">O Bastardly Father, I come to bequeeth unto you a measure of violence and hatred.<br />
<br />
I know it has been some time since I have confessed.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby picks up a honing rod in his left hand, and the knife in his right. The blade is facing him.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I have angered my brother, but my brother has been foolish in trusting others above me, and I will exploit no name above mine.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby deftly begins stroking the edge of the blade against the honing rod.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I have scorned my brother, but my brother has scorned me a dozenfold over a fortnight and other English words only the English use.<br />
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I have invited the wrath of a fellow bastard in knowing one does not suffer the wrath of a bastard.<br />
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Fuck those who kiss his ass with promises but never kiss his dick, and damn if I didn't try to help get his dick sucked without paying money.<br />
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Reeeeeeeee<br />
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Dacted.<br />
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No.<br />
<br />
I don’t mean Charlie. He’s a B player, the last in B.O.B.<br />
<br />
I am Bobby.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby sets the honing rod down, along with the knife. He reaches below the table and places a salmon atop the cutting board.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I have come, O Bastardly Father, for your wrath and violence upon the bathwater selling little bitch who shows it doesn’t take skill to be an influencer, just a studio and enough fucked up people to watch this shit.<br />
<br />
And what shit it has been.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby takes the blade and cuts along the belly of the fish.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">In their third match, they won the Television Championship.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby makes another identical cut along the other side of the belly.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">In their fourth, they lose it.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby then slices the head from the rest of the body.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">Yet another token TV Title holder in a long line of them. Chasing clout but never making it.<br />
<br />
I have singlehandedly made the TV Title more relevant than the Universal Championship, given a buzz to a match for it, and my brothers in Bastardly hatred, I have done it all for you.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby grips the salmon in the mouth and holds the tail, and with a swift motion rips the head and guts from the fish.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">As sexy as you find Korvayne to be, remember, the head be mediocre and unspirited.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby takes his blade and chops off the tail.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">As sexy as you find Korvayne to be, remember, the pussy be bland and wanting.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby again slices, and with absolute surgical precision cuts the spine out of the creature.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">As sexy as you find Korvayne to be, remember, she don’t fuck like she wants to, and you may ask, how do I know?<br />
<br />
Well, I am glad you asked!</font><br />
<br />
Bobby clips the fins, then with a bit of flare, with one slice, separates the fish into two sides.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I have fought against women in this business, real women, who had the fucking ability to rip the mask straight from my face. Women who have had the fucking spine to stand up and actually fight, giving me the fight I deserve, one that scarred me, hurt me, and shit, gave me mental hangups I’ll probably never drop.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby flips the two sides skin side down. He trims the fin from one, then places his blade into the flesh near the end of it. He firmly grips the skin, holding the knife downward, and pulls, flensing with astonishing grace and skill. <br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I got blamed when those women left the business, for being too much of a brute. For taking the steps I took en route to fighting the likes of Doc, Charlie, SEB, Isaiah, of Chaos, and of the Engineer. To take the steps I took towards crushing a Duke and hearing I could call it a career after that. To take those steps towards Betsy, or Atara, or Vhodka, or any other woman who had the courage to step forward as themselves and face down whatever I brought to the ring, and I brought whatever I could, I was vilified.<br />
<br />
Let’s go ahead and face the goddamned truth, I scare men so much they tell me they’d never beat a woman I would beat.<br />
<br />
They would never deign to see them as equals.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby skins the other side of salmon. He then begins slicing it into filet portions.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">They’re fucking cowards.<br />
<br />
They can’t handle a woman who is a woman, they need the bullshit that’s contrived and built as a fantasy model, because after all, if they couldn’t beat me, they had to sit and beat their dicks.<br />
<br />
When it came to them, though, I gave it a fight.<br />
<br />
This?</font><br />
<br />
Bobby takes a filet from his cutting board and turns, where we see a grill. He places the filet atop it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">This won’t be a fight.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby begins to season the filet on the flame with some blend of spices and herbs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I will give unto thee, O Bastardly Father, and unto the XWF Universe, deliverance.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby turns and slices off a few ribbons of the salmon skin itself, and tosses them into a nearby fryer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I will give you blood, and bone, and meat.<br />
<br />
It will be at the cost of Korvayne or whatever dipshit OnlyFans subs she has.<br />
<br />
And the incels that value her.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby flips the filet of salmon above the fire.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">I love giving pain unto the incels, O Bastardly Father, as they can go get fucked but somehow can’t.</font><br />
<br />
Bobby pulls the fried salmon skin from the fryer. As they rest for just a moment, Bobby glides a spatula beneath the filet of salmon, and plates it. Bobby drops the salmon skin into a bowl and drizzles salt and lemon juice atop it. He then plates the skin next to the filet, and it looks absolutely mouth watering.<br />
<br />
<font color="#ff6347">But above all else, I take brutality and show that it is art.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Bon appetit.</span></font>[/i][/i]<br />
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time... John... Blade.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">The children in the building are watching the titantron scream and cheer as loudly as their little lungs</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">can handle. The rest of the fans in attendance seem less than enthused, and they let the Chain Gang</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">know about it by cheering him as he enters the picture.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade:  <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Steve Sayors, it is good to see you, my man! How have you been?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">John hits Steve on the back with a little more force than was probably necessary. Sayors tries to move the microphone back to himself to say something, but The Chain Gang tilts it back over to him.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">And there is no better place for me to reunite than right here in... Seattle, Washington.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Naturally, the sheepish fans clap and cheer for the name of their city as they always do.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">You know what I'm saying, Steve?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Blade laughs and finally allows Tig to get a word in.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">I actually don't, I'm afraid. I don't speak Mandarin. But I do want to officially</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">welcome you back to the XWF Warfare and, of course, back to Monday night Warfare. it hasn't been</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">the same without you</span>!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">You can say that again.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">The Chain Gang waits patiently for Steve, who looks around, confused by the situation he currently finds himself in.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">You can say that again.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">John stares down at Steve until the light finally turns on.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">The XWF hasn't been the same without you.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">No, it certainly has not. We can't be ungrateful, though, right? As bad as this </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">The company has been over the past several months. I would be remiss if I didn't at least acknowledge that damn man... these kids are trying their best. Sure, most of the locker room is filled with forgettable pint-sized men with as much charisma as my pinky toe. Definitely, the so-called </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">'' Superstars'' still picking up that pension check are good for a laugh every now and again. Look, I'm not being disrespected here, Steve.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">It sounds a little disrespectful.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of the Thug | John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Then please allow me to change my tone. Guys like Mark Cross... I just think he should take a cue from as you saw earlier, he tried his best to</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">keep up with the Latoya Hixx of the Storm, The Greatest of all time, and she failed</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">miserably. Then she</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">packed up his bags, realized that her time in the game had passed, and she limped back to Seattle</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">That's all I'm saying. A guy like Mark Cross, he has had one hell of a career. I mean, one of the best</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">ever. But this time is over, Steve. Our Time. Well, you know the rest.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Ok. This isn't really even what I was going to ask you about this Monday.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Alright, fair enough. Shoot.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">This Monday, you'll enter the triple threat in a three-way match against Latoya Hixx and Mark Cross. There is no shortage of history between the three of you in the same ring together, </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">either. countless matches. You all have run the gamut of friendship and Extreme hatred. Are you</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">excited to get back in the ring with Mark Cross for the first time, and now with so much at stake, trying to tip the scales of war into Peter's Principle's favor?<br />
</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Blade sighs loudly and shakes his head for a moment.<br />
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade:  <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Yeah, sure.  Peter Principle and All That. Look, we're the ones who're gonna win this triple threat, so it lies on my massively broad shoulders to carry the load for a ragtag bunch of Warfare. I mean,</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">there are some outliers on this Warfare. Some triple threat in the rough. I love what The XWF is</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">doing, Mark Cross is a bona fide star, Latoya</span>. ...</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">The Crowd chants '' Latoya.''.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug|John Blade:  <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Is the next XWF Universal Champion, and I'm great. They got the</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">other one as well. But yeah, the majority of this collaboration is quite frankly dead weight, and it's</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">a tough load that I have to carry, but thankfully I always have</span>...</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Hefty Strong Clean Burst. Strength that's anything but ordinary.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors:  <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">What is going on?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">So yes. I have no doubt that we will take care of business this Sunday like I always do, and I'll lead this two-on-one PLE threat to victory.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">You didn't even mention the XWF Warfare side of the triple threat. Guys like</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Mark Cross and Latoya Hixx?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">I literally have no idea who those people are.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">John smiles into the camera.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Alright. So, what's the Ultimate goal of John Blade? What is going to be your legacy? What have you accomplished before you hang up the Air Jordans?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Blade looks down at an invisible watch on his wrist band and then off camera.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">CUT!</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">With that, Blade moves out of frame, and Steve looks around, extremely confused by the entire</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Situation. Only a few silent moments later, John Blade returns and nods at Steve.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">''Hey, what's good, Steve?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors:  <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Mark Cross?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang| John Blade:  <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">No matter if anybody here likes it or not. The Chain Gang, The Surgeon of Thug, The Champ, The Leader of Bladenation, and The Greatest of Ever Do It is...</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Back! We are ready. We stay ready, we always be about that motto of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. Never Give. Up Surrender. Go pick up your copies of The legendary, now re-released on Blu-ray 4 K. Also, don't miss Freelance premiering and streaming exclusively</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">on XWF. Any more questions, Steve</span>?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Just one. What is happening right now?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">' John Blade' looks off camera and nods a few times before turning back to the interviewer.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">What's going on right now is we're about to head out there in front of this sold-out</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">crowd in Seattle, Washington, and put on a show the likes of which they have never seen before. Because</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">The Champ</span>...</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Some of the fans finish the catch phrase, but most are just confused.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|' John Blade': <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Is headed your way.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">With 'John Blade' waving his hand in front of his face and rushing off the scene, leaving Steve to</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">stand there dumbfounded with the microphone still in hand</span></span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time... John... Blade.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">The children in the building are watching the titantron scream and cheer as loudly as their little lungs</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">can handle. The rest of the fans in attendance seem less than enthused, and they let the Chain Gang</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">know about it by cheering him as he enters the picture.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade:  <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Steve Sayors, it is good to see you, my man! How have you been?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">John hits Steve on the back with a little more force than was probably necessary. Sayors tries to move the microphone back to himself to say something, but The Chain Gang tilts it back over to him.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">And there is no better place for me to reunite than right here in... Seattle, Washington.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Naturally, the sheepish fans clap and cheer for the name of their city as they always do.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">You know what I'm saying, Steve?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Blade laughs and finally allows Tig to get a word in.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">I actually don't, I'm afraid. I don't speak Mandarin. But I do want to officially</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">welcome you back to the XWF Warfare and, of course, back to Monday night Warfare. it hasn't been</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">the same without you</span>!</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">You can say that again.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">The Chain Gang waits patiently for Steve, who looks around, confused by the situation he currently finds himself in.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">You can say that again.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">John stares down at Steve until the light finally turns on.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">The XWF hasn't been the same without you.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">No, it certainly has not. We can't be ungrateful, though, right? As bad as this </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">The company has been over the past several months. I would be remiss if I didn't at least acknowledge that damn man... these kids are trying their best. Sure, most of the locker room is filled with forgettable pint-sized men with as much charisma as my pinky toe. Definitely, the so-called </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">'' Superstars'' still picking up that pension check are good for a laugh every now and again. Look, I'm not being disrespected here, Steve.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">It sounds a little disrespectful.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of the Thug | John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Then please allow me to change my tone. Guys like Mark Cross... I just think he should take a cue from as you saw earlier, he tried his best to</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">keep up with the Latoya Hixx of the Storm, The Greatest of all time, and she failed</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">miserably. Then she</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">packed up his bags, realized that her time in the game had passed, and she limped back to Seattle</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">That's all I'm saying. A guy like Mark Cross, he has had one hell of a career. I mean, one of the best</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">ever. But this time is over, Steve. Our Time. Well, you know the rest.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Ok. This isn't really even what I was going to ask you about this Monday.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Alright, fair enough. Shoot.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">This Monday, you'll enter the triple threat in a three-way match against Latoya Hixx and Mark Cross. There is no shortage of history between the three of you in the same ring together, </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">either. countless matches. You all have run the gamut of friendship and Extreme hatred. Are you</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">excited to get back in the ring with Mark Cross for the first time, and now with so much at stake, trying to tip the scales of war into Peter's Principle's favor?<br />
</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Blade sighs loudly and shakes his head for a moment.<br />
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug| John Blade:  <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Yeah, sure.  Peter Principle and All That. Look, we're the ones who're gonna win this triple threat, so it lies on my massively broad shoulders to carry the load for a ragtag bunch of Warfare. I mean,</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">there are some outliers on this Warfare. Some triple threat in the rough. I love what The XWF is</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">doing, Mark Cross is a bona fide star, Latoya</span>. ...</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">The Crowd chants '' Latoya.''.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug|John Blade:  <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Is the next XWF Universal Champion, and I'm great. They got the</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">other one as well. But yeah, the majority of this collaboration is quite frankly dead weight, and it's</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">a tough load that I have to carry, but thankfully I always have</span>...</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Surgeon of Thug|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Hefty Strong Clean Burst. Strength that's anything but ordinary.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors:  <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">What is going on?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">So yes. I have no doubt that we will take care of business this Sunday like I always do, and I'll lead this two-on-one PLE threat to victory.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">You didn't even mention the XWF Warfare side of the triple threat. Guys like</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Mark Cross and Latoya Hixx?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">I literally have no idea who those people are.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">John smiles into the camera.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Alright. So, what's the Ultimate goal of John Blade? What is going to be your legacy? What have you accomplished before you hang up the Air Jordans?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Blade looks down at an invisible watch on his wrist band and then off camera.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">CUT!</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">With that, Blade moves out of frame, and Steve looks around, extremely confused by the entire</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Situation. Only a few silent moments later, John Blade returns and nods at Steve.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang| John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">''Hey, what's good, Steve?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors:  <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Mark Cross?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang| John Blade:  <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">No matter if anybody here likes it or not. The Chain Gang, The Surgeon of Thug, The Champ, The Leader of Bladenation, and The Greatest of Ever Do It is...</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Back! We are ready. We stay ready, we always be about that motto of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. Never Give. Up Surrender. Go pick up your copies of The legendary, now re-released on Blu-ray 4 K. Also, don't miss Freelance premiering and streaming exclusively</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">on XWF. Any more questions, Steve</span>?</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Steve Sayors: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Just one. What is happening right now?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">' John Blade' looks off camera and nods a few times before turning back to the interviewer.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|John Blade: <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">What's going on right now is we're about to head out there in front of this sold-out</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">crowd in Seattle, Washington, and put on a show the likes of which they have never seen before. Because</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">The Champ</span>...</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Some of the fans finish the catch phrase, but most are just confused.</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Chain Gang|' John Blade': <span style="color: #e8c500;" class="mycode_color">Is headed your way.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">With 'John Blade' waving his hand in front of his face and rushing off the scene, leaving Steve to</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">stand there dumbfounded with the microphone still in hand</span></span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Every Man n Woman for our Selves]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50063</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 23:25:11 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3074">Latoya Hixx</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">After Anarchy was over, Latoya was in the back preparing for her match while Tig Collins stopped her</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Latoya. Last month on Anarchy, you lost your chance of beating The Anarchy Champion Miss Furry. And now you'll be facing not one but two men</span> <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">inside the Warfare ring against John and Mark Cross on XWF. Any thoughts, Ms Hixx?</span><br />
 </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">XWF Universe Cheers for The Storm</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Miss Furry. Got lucky with that win, but trust me, it won't happen again cause</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">this time I will take her Anarchy title sooner or later when I handle my business with my friend John Blade and Mark Cross. and see who will stand tall in our triple threat match on Warfare at XWF.<br />
</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">And what happens if you don't win your three-way match on Warfare?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">When I head towards that ring and win my three-way match over Cross and</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Blade. I will head over to Leap of Faith and earn myself a shot at the XWF Championship, and I mean it doesn't matter if it's a tag team title or Anarchy Championship, I'm gonna give it my all and win that title at Leap of Faith right after I'm in my triple threat match on Monday at Warfare on XWF.</span><br />
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Can you handle Mark and John Blade on Warfare?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Actually, yes, I mean it's very personal for them, and when I pinned both of</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Then, down inside that ring, I will be next in line for an XWF Champion at Leap of Faith right after Monday's Warfare triple threat on XWF.</span><br />
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Can you even defeat Mark Cross and John Blade? Monday.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Only hows the triple threat turns out cause when I get myself back inside that ring, then I will headline Leap of Faith and fight for an XWF title, whoever defends their title first</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">at Leap of Faith, right after I beat Mark and John Blade in the same ring together on Monday at Warfare.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Latoya looks directly towards the camera when staring at it to send a message to John and Mark Crossl.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Mark and John Blade. You all better get some rest because the Storm is. coming.to Seattle. Washington, and when these three way at Warfare on XWF.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Latoya walks off when Tig Collins continues talking</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Thanks for the support, Latoya. And good luck on Monday.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">We hope that Latoya. could win a three-way match when she faces Mark and Chain Gang John Blade, on Warfare, and see who comes out on top, and be the last person standing</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">in the triple threat at XWF.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Scene fades where Storm heads back to her locker room to prepare for her triple threat match to begins this Monday</span></span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">After Anarchy was over, Latoya was in the back preparing for her match while Tig Collins stopped her</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Latoya. Last month on Anarchy, you lost your chance of beating The Anarchy Champion Miss Furry. And now you'll be facing not one but two men</span> <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">inside the Warfare ring against John and Mark Cross on XWF. Any thoughts, Ms Hixx?</span><br />
 </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">XWF Universe Cheers for The Storm</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Miss Furry. Got lucky with that win, but trust me, it won't happen again cause</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">this time I will take her Anarchy title sooner or later when I handle my business with my friend John Blade and Mark Cross. and see who will stand tall in our triple threat match on Warfare at XWF.<br />
</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">And what happens if you don't win your three-way match on Warfare?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">When I head towards that ring and win my three-way match over Cross and</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Blade. I will head over to Leap of Faith and earn myself a shot at the XWF Championship, and I mean it doesn't matter if it's a tag team title or Anarchy Championship, I'm gonna give it my all and win that title at Leap of Faith right after I'm in my triple threat match on Monday at Warfare on XWF.</span><br />
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Can you handle Mark and John Blade on Warfare?</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Actually, yes, I mean it's very personal for them, and when I pinned both of</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Then, down inside that ring, I will be next in line for an XWF Champion at Leap of Faith right after Monday's Warfare triple threat on XWF.</span><br />
</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Can you even defeat Mark Cross and John Blade? Monday.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Only hows the triple threat turns out cause when I get myself back inside that ring, then I will headline Leap of Faith and fight for an XWF title, whoever defends their title first</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">at Leap of Faith, right after I beat Mark and John Blade in the same ring together on Monday at Warfare.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Latoya looks directly towards the camera when staring at it to send a message to John and Mark Crossl.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Storm| Latoya Hixx: <span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">Mark and John Blade. You all better get some rest because the Storm is. coming.to Seattle. Washington, and when these three way at Warfare on XWF.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Latoya walks off when Tig Collins continues talking</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">Thanks for the support, Latoya. And good luck on Monday.</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="mycode_font">Tig Collins: <span style="color: #e86e04;" class="mycode_color">We hope that Latoya. could win a three-way match when she faces Mark and Chain Gang John Blade, on Warfare, and see who comes out on top, and be the last person standing</span></span></span></div>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's Because That's Why {Vs. Bobby Bourbon}]]></title>
			<link>https://xwf1999.com/showthread.php?tid=50058</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 01:24:21 -0700</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[juke-joint jezebel: part two]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 21:20:59 -0700</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://xwf1999.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3124">faceless</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ain't No Devil]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 05:20:13 -0700</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">THEN</span></span></div>
<br />
<br />
It is said that you never feel the shot that takes you down.<br />
<br />
It was true.<br />
<br />
Because for Kristoffer Arroyo, all there had been was an explosion of sound at his ear, and then a big wide awake nothing. Floating in an abyss absent light and sound, yet still oddly cognizant of having a body. Kris looked down, finding himself intact.<br />
<br />
This was new.<br />
<br />
Because Kristoffer had died and been brought back by Samael Dyson’s machinations before. And both of those times it had been like a scene simply cut out of a motion picture. There. Not there. And there again. Kris had, in effect, experienced nothing at all.<br />
<br />
But not this time.<br />
<br />
This was so much worse than simple non-existence. Kris could feel his heart begin to hammer in his chest as his mind struggled to make sense of the void. As his body tried to find balance in a setting completely devoid of gravity or even a surface to anchor to. And it was in these harrowing moments that Kris became aware of another fact. He was moving towards something. It started out as a mere ember in the distance, but as Kristoffer gathered speed and momentum from some unseen engine or presence, the spark grew and grew into a portal of flame. A portal Kris now understood that he would have to surrender himself to.<br />
<br />
He screamed as he passed through the searing fires and into a maelstrom of scorching buffeting winds of ash. The fiery winds sank down his throat like a vile proboscis, burning him all the way down. He coughed and wheezed, eyes watering and all the while plummeting, plummeting….towards what?<br />
<br />
That’s when the first strike came.<br />
<br />
A…creature ...or at least Kris supposed that was what it was, flew past him, and in so doing tore through his bicep with a blackened wicked claw. Kristoffer saw the flesh of his arm slough off like cooked meat. And then another strike came, this time from something rising from below him. As it flew up it carved a path up his sternum, setting the flesh in his chest to flapping uselessly in the winds. The pain was indescribable.<br />
<br />
Again and again the creatures came, ripping, tearing and clawing as he fell. Kris could only watch helplessly as his skin was carried away by the winds in wet sodden chunks. He tried to scream so many times only to be choked again and again by that accursed ash. In little time, the only skin Kris had remaining was on his head, and soon enough that was gone too, torn asunder off his scalp by another of those dive bombing beasts.<br />
<br />
Kris continued to fall, now nothing but exposed muscle and sinew. He couldn’t even close his eyes anymore to protect them from the hot winds for want of the blessing of eyelids. But not once did he pass out, not once was he granted that reprieve.<br />
<br />
It was all suffering all the way down.<br />
<br />
When Kris finally struck terra firma, he was stunned to have survived the experience relatively intact. Kris struggled to his feet, seeping blood from his exposed organs that puddled all around him. The ground he was on was craggy and blackened, and it was difficult to gain purchase on it. Kris stepped on a mound and suddenly felt a terrible pain in his foot. He looked down and to his abject horror saw that the mound was not a mound at all, but a face with gnashing teeth that had bit deep into two of his toes and severed them. Kris stepped back hurriedly, once more unable to scream but dearly wishing to. But he simply stepped back into another submerged face, this one biting deep into his heel.<br />
<br />
Kris pitched forward. More bites. More of those terrible gnashing teeth. Struggling to get vertical  to escape, Kris stumbled forward at as much of a run he could muster. But his exposed musculature was pierced by constant agonies. And each misstep tore more flesh from his exposed feet.<br />
<br />
It went on like this for hours.<br />
<br />
By the time Kristoffer reached the furthest shore of this trial, his feet had been mostly ground down to bone. His forearms, which he had resorted to using to drag himself along, were also punctuated by multiple deep bites. Multiple times he had wanted to just surrender, but some force, some entity propelled him ever forward. Perhaps it was just that basic survival sense, the desire to escape, to be free of this madness. Or perhaps it was something worse, something alien forcing him to continue. Whatever the case, once free of the sea of biting heads, he looked up and a new horror befell him.<br />
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<br />
It was akin to a grand cathedral, but scarred and befouled. But as horrible as it was to behold, Kris reasoned there may be some avenue of escape within. Or at the very least freedom from the oppressive heat and biting winds that still buffeted him. So Kris dragged himself still further, through the open maw of this infernal house, only to be beset by further awfulness within.<br />
<br />
Something lived at the center of this anti-church, but Kris could make no sense of it. It was like viewing a being through a kaleidoscope, ever changing, ever mutating. The creature was all impossible angles, sharp edges puncturing each other and forming a veritable puzzle of pure horror. It made Kris physically ill to look upon it.<br />
<br />
That’s when it started “speaking”.<br />
<br />
Its voice, for as much as it could be called that, was like bits and pieces cobbled together out of white noise. And there was no sound, just a manifestation of ideas and will assembled deep within Kris’ head.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">YOU HURT.</span><br />
<br />
The voice declared, somehow rife with scorn and ridicule at Kris’ pathetic condition.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Please end this.”</span> Kris tried thinking back at the thing, hoping it would understand.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">NO.</span><br />
<br />
The vampire despaired, but still summoned the strength to try another tack.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Where am I?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">PUNISHMENT.</span><br />
<br />
It declared. As if that was in it of itself a locale.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Is this Hell?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">OF A SORT.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Is this where I am doomed to remain?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">IT SHOULD BE. BUT NOT THIS DAY.</span><br />
<br />
A glimmer of hope blossomed within Kris. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“What do you mean?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">YOU’RE NOT TO REMAIN HERE. NOT YET.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“But…”</span><br />
<br />
Kris never got to complete his thought. Because he was suddenly and abruptly cast out. That was the only term he could muster for what happened. Because the next thing he knew he opened his eyes. His pain was gone.<br />
<br />
And Matty was crouched over him, squeezing a treacle of blood out of his forearm and into Kris’ mouth.<br />
<br />
But all Kris could do was scream in reply.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">NOW</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I’m not a foolish man, Dickie Watson. And yet, I have behaved foolishly. I tethered myself to a beast out of some misplaced sense of integrity and propriety. Samael Dyson saved my life more than once. So perhaps I was being loyal. Or perhaps my fealty to that bastard was motivated by something baser, more selfish.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Perhaps I just wanted to guarantee I’d live forever with that veritable font of the everlasting at my side.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Whatever the case, you’re going to call me out on it. You’ll deride me as despicable. As callous. As every bit the monster Samael Dyson is.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And you’ll be right.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Why shouldn’t I just admit it? For years I turned a blind eye to his atrocities. And for what? To buy Matty and I some protection? Some power? Because I felt I OWED it to him?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">How dense I was.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">So to you, to everyone in the XWF, I offer my sincere apology. Samael Dyson is here, infecting this company, in part, because of me. Because I paved the way for him. And the only thing I can do now is try to make this right by REMOVING him.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But please Dickie, don’t take my remorse for weakness. Because make no mistake.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">I still intend to beat you.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Because the only way I can defeat Samael is from a position of strength. And to maintain that position I need to keep winning. I need to keep evolving. And while I’m sure you see fit to stymie my efforts, there is one pure fact that is in my favor.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">You are just so fucking beatable.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not Jenny Myst. I’m not some myopic dullard clutching at a sliver of time for want of witnessing the whole. I know your record is good. I know YOU are good. I know you’ve achieved a great deal outside these doors.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But at the same time, the XWF has exposed so, so much of you. So much imperfection. So much weakness. There’s nuance to your success, Dickie, and that nuance comes in the form of getting pinned twice by a man more than twice your age.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Yeah, let’s start there.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Granted, you’re not the only one to have lost to Scoops McGee. But I’m pretty sure you’re the only one to have been pinned by him twice.. And honestly, for a man of your robust talents, for a man as athletic as you, as FAST as you, try as I might I just can’t see an excuse for that. I mean, Dickie, you were my pick to win the whole March Madness tournament.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">So what in the seven hells happened?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Was it your nagging sense of allegiance to the man? In the end could you just not bring yourself to break the ties that bind and go full throttle? Well Dickie, I hate to break it to you, but that spells weakness like no other. The fact that you couldn’t set those feelings aside and keep it business first tells me a whole hell of a lot about you, Dickie. It tells me you’re a bleeding heart. And for you to be a bleeding ANYTHING when you’re about to go toe to toe with a vampire? Hmmmm….</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Of course, the alternative is that Scoops is just better than you. And I don’t know which version of this tale is worse for you. Because listen cupcake, for as talented as Scoops may be he is still a geriatric on his last legs in this industry. A geriatric against a man who at the tender age of 28 already has THIRTEEN championships to his name.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Sir, I reiterate, what the fuck happened?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Beatable.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Beatable. </span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Beatable.<br />
<br />
</span><br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Beatable</span>.</div>
</div>
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And while we’re at it, let’s reach back to Snow Pain, Snow Gain, shall we? Or as I like to call it the genesis of your losing streak to Scoops. That’s the working title mind you. I’m also mulling over “Dickie Watson: Not Even the Final Boss of his First Pay Per View Defense.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Dickie, you barely lasted longer than that walking sack of cholesterol Charlie Nickles. THE Dickie Watson! That should have been your show, your night, YOUR CAREER DEFINING MOMENT. And instead you were an afterthought to a fossil and a man you already beat.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Eh, eh, eh….I take that back. Not the fossil part. The “man you already beat” part.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Yeah, Dickie, sure…you covered Kieran King at War Games. And a referee DID count to three. But before that? Before my own team captain unceremoniously removed me from the equation? Dickie…</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">…you were DYING out there.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Kieran and I sliced through your team like a carving knife through so much supple inviting flesh. You were one up on us, man. And it just didn’t fucking matter. Game Girl, down. Scoops, down. SEB? Not even a blip on the goddamn radar.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Kieran and I OWNED you, Dickie.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">That is, until Kieran King let fly his ballooning ego and sealed his demise.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Because you see Dickie, it wasn’t you that beat Kieran King. Not really.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Kieran King beat Kieran King.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And all you did was reap the largesse off a profoundly stupid man who couldn’t see the forest for the trees.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Not so impressive when you parse it that way, is it?”</span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">THEN</span></span></div>
<br />
Kris skittered back on his haunches until he hit the wall of the freshly dug grave. Panting and delirious with fear, Kris tried in vain to invoke words but none would come.<br />
<br />
Matty splayed his hands out in a calming gesture and walked towards Kris slowly.<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">"It's okay, Kris. It’s okay. You’re alive. Deep breaths buddy."</span><br />
<br />
Kris looked up through the mouth of the grave and into a reddening evening sky. He closed his eyes and tried to reassert control, regulating his intake and outtake of oxygen and allowing his pounding heart to slow. It took time, but he was able to gain a semblance of grounding, at least enough to speak. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Matty what happened?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“Samael had you killed. You were shot.”</span><br />
<br />
The cruel imagery started to return to him then. Up until the point he died. His hands went to the back of his head, where an entry wound should have been there was just a small knot of scar tissue. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“....how?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“I brought you back. With my blood.”</span><br />
<br />
It took the older vampire a series of moments to process this. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“But that…that shouldn’t be possible…..unless…..”</span> Kris’ eyes widened a bit. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Oh my God….”</span> he whispered.<br />
<br />
Matty shook his head. <span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“I didn’t even know if it would work…”</span> Matty started before Kris interrupted him.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Matty, you’re an Archon.” </span><br />
<br />
Matty stopped short. <span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“Well…I….uh……”</span><br />
<br />
It made so much sense now. How Matty had been able to fight back against his use of the Voice months ago. And now this, using his own blood as a healing agent for other vampires.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“.....do you really think so?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I’d bet handily on it.”</span> Kris looked back up at the mouth of the hole. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“But let’s shelve that for now. We need to get the hell out of here. Where’s Samael, do you know?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“I waited for him to leave. He just left behind two Insignificants as grave diggers. They’re not a problem anymore.”</span> The boy spoke with a cool finality.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Matty, I’ll give you a boost.”</span> Kris turned to Matty and offered to help him out of the grave. Matty bounded out easily with Kris’ aid and turned to help pull Kris out as well. Once above ground, Kris surveyed the Insignificiants that Sam had told to remain, or what was left of them, and secretly wished for a world where Matty didn’t have to do things like that. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“We need to get the hell outta here.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“I’m already calling one of Alexandria’s drivers.”</span><br />
<br />
Kris looked down and saw that he was covered in grave dirt. Brushing himself off, he also noted that Madison’s coffin was nowhere to be seen.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Where was the coffin that was here?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“They took it with them.”</span> Matty paused. <span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“It was Madison, wasn’t it?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Yeah…”</span> Kris breathed the word remorsefully. He would have at least liked to bring Madison’s body back to Lux, but evidently they weren’t finished defiling it.<br />
<br />
Lux.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Jesus, she was not going to be happy.</span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">NOW</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Sharing is caring, Dickie. So let me share with you some of my own personal current events.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">I died and went to hell.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Literal hell. Nothing figurative about it.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And that does something to a man. Knowing what awaits him in the end. That is, unless I course correct.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And I’m going to course correct.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">You see Dickie, my experience has given me a sense of clarity I never had before. It’s made me count my many, many sins. It’s made me realize that I need to supersede what I am and evolve into something better. Evolve into something JUST. Something DECENT.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">It’s made me into a better man.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And losing to you doesn’t square into that at all.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">As I said before, to beat Samael, to prove I’m his SUPERIOR and right my wrongs I need to keep my positive momentum going. And I think I can do that. Moreover, I think I can beat YOU to do that. And why?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Because I think you’re going to underestimate me.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">You’ll do what you usually do and castigate me with an air of haughty decisiveness. You’ll lash me with that razor tongue and remain confident that you’ve successfully delved into my psyche and pulled out the core of what makes me ME.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But Dickie, I’m over 300 years old. I’ve seen more in that time than you can possibly fathom. Hell, I’ve experienced thrice the lifetimes that you ever will, boy. And in those lifetimes I’ve loved, I’ve lost, I’ve learned and I’ve fallen. I’ve struggled for perfection and always, always come up short. I’m not only more than you’ll ever be but more than you can even conceive of in ten minutes of paltry trash talk.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">In short, Dickie…</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">….you don’t fucking know me.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But you’ll pretend to. You’ll try. Maybe you’ll make the same mistake so many others have and attack what I am rather than who I am. Maybe you’ll deride me as some cheap gimmick. Which would do nothing but prove just how small your world is.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">I’m sure you’ll attack my time in the XWF. But to prove what exactly? In the six plus months I’ve been here I’ve only lost twice. I’ve been pinned once. By a team captain who stabbed me in the back. My other loss came because I fell on a shard of wood. Did you accomplish more in six months than me? Maybe. But I also allowed myself to be overshadowed by a monster.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">No longer. No more. Never fucking again.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And that “never fucking again” starts with YOU, Dickie. I know you’re the greatest challenge I’ve yet faced. I’m not oblivious to that. Which makes me all the more determined, as I crawl out from under the shadow of a beast, to BEAT you.” </span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">THEN</span></span></div>
<br />
Kris watched the grave dirt circle down the drain as he rested his forehead against the wall of the shower. The sound of that death dealing explosion rang in his ear again, and the images of his own personal hell came unbidden once more. He could feel his heart begin to race, his breaths coming shorter and shorter….<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Stop it. Stop it.”</span><br />
<br />
Kris tried to will his body to stop the fight or flight response that was suddenly overtaking him as the memories continued their assault.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Jesus, I’m going to be a vampire with PTSD…”</span><br />
<br />
That was when the shower curtain was suddenly cast aside. And there she was.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You’ve got bigger problems than PTSD.”</span><br />
<br />
She pointed the tip of her sword at his bare genitals.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“Try anything I don’t like and you lose them.”</span><br />
<br />
Kris gulped in a gasp of air, his heart now hammering to escape his rib cage.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Please…stop….”</span><br />
<br />
Lux canted her head. <span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You really are all fucked up right now, aren’t you?”</span><br />
<br />
The vampire tipped back, leaning his back against the wall and smashing his eyes shut, vying for control of his own autonomic responses. It was then that a single thought pushed its way through the chaos in his brain, forcing him to get it together.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Where’s….Matty?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“Fine. Asleep.”</span> Lux held up a slender metal dart.<br />
<br />
Kris’ eyes narrowed at the dart. He gulped down another breath, steadying himself finally. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“What is that? What did you do to him?!”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“I said he’s fine. It’s a tranquilizer. It was either that or do something to hurt him. I’m sure you’ll agree this was the better option.”</span><br />
<br />
A tense silence lasted a few moments.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Can I at least put some clothes on?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You’re going to answer some questions first. Namely, are you still working for Samael Dyson? Bear in mind the sword that’s about an inch away from your testicles if you decide to lie.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Of course I’m not.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“Then why did Madison Dyson end up dead almost as soon as I tasked you with going back and protecting her?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I had to stop her from escaping to maintain my cover. I couldn’t have predicted….what he’d do…”</span> Kris winced as he spoke those final words.<br />
<br />
Lux paused, weighing the veracity of Kris’ statements.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I can still help you.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You’re not an inside man anymore.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“That doesn’t mean I’m useless.”</span> Kris pushed, catching Lux’s probing gaze. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Let me help. Let me make up for my failure to protect Madison.”</span><br />
<br />
It was a few seconds further before Lux relented, pulling her sword away. <span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You’re goddamned right you will.”</span> She reached for the towel rack, grabbed one, and threw it to Kris, who hastily wrapped it around his torso. <span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“He’s going to go to ground once he knows you’re alive.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“He probably already knows. He has his ways.”</span> Kris finished tying the towel. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I need to break him down. Make him lose everything. His titles. His pride. And then his life.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“We don’t have time for games.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“It’s not a game.”</span> Kris replied decisively. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I just need to make him hurt as bad as he made me hurt. As bad as he made Madison hurt.”</span><br />
<br />
Lux studied him then, conclusively deciding that he was an ally. <span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“Get changed. We have work to do.”</span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">NOW</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“This is going to boil down to who’s hungrier. Who has more to prove. Who, simply put, NEEDS this more.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Don’t worry that pretty little head of yours, Dickie.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">The answer is me.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Completely. Wholly. Utterly.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">This victory goes a long way towards me staking a claim to be my own man again.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But what would it be for you? Just another accolade to hang on your wall next to your crowd of mounted heads? Another in a chain of multitudinous victories, each one more inconsequential than the last? I’m well aware of what my stature is here compared to yours. As far as the XWF is concerned I’m mid card, whereas you? You’re the show. Despite your recent losses. Despite your halted momentum. Your one of the places this company hangs its hat now.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And just because I’m beset with a quest for vengeance, doesn’t mean I don’t see the Earthly prize this win grants me. Pinning you puts me in Universal title contention. It has to. And now that I don’t have Samael anymore, I’m on my own. Just me and Matty. And I can’t turn a blind eye towards guaranteeing our futures.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">I’m not going to let you stop me from becoming an institution in the XWF. Not with Matty counting on me. Not with Lux breathing down my neck. Not with Samael waiting in the wings to laugh at me if I fail. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">You think your talents are enough to overcome all of that?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Not fucking hardly.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Because, point blank, you have never faced a man in such dire need in your entire life.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Call it desperation if it suits you. Call it what you will. Because at the end of the day I’m an apex goddamned predator with my back against the wall, teeth slavering for the kill because I simply don’t have any other options.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But I do look forward to seeing what that barbed wit of yours proffers up. I look forward to seeing just how much it absolutely PALES in comparison to the drive and desire of a 300 year old man with both EVERYTHING to prove and EVERYTHING to lose.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Dickie Watson, when it comes to this match, everything you are, everything you’ve been…all your skills…your talents….your accolades….</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">….they’re all just so damned INSUFFICIENT.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">They pale in comparison to my WILL.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">They pale in comparison to my NECESSITY.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And most importantly of all, they pale in comparison to my devotion to Matty and my desire to show Samael Dyson that I’m so much more than he’s ever bargained for.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But bring it anyway Dickie. I know you will.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Just don’t be shocked when I drag you to hell with me for a second go round with the devil himself.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">See you in the flames, little man. </span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">THEN</span></span></div>
<br />
<br />
It is said that you never feel the shot that takes you down.<br />
<br />
It was true.<br />
<br />
Because for Kristoffer Arroyo, all there had been was an explosion of sound at his ear, and then a big wide awake nothing. Floating in an abyss absent light and sound, yet still oddly cognizant of having a body. Kris looked down, finding himself intact.<br />
<br />
This was new.<br />
<br />
Because Kristoffer had died and been brought back by Samael Dyson’s machinations before. And both of those times it had been like a scene simply cut out of a motion picture. There. Not there. And there again. Kris had, in effect, experienced nothing at all.<br />
<br />
But not this time.<br />
<br />
This was so much worse than simple non-existence. Kris could feel his heart begin to hammer in his chest as his mind struggled to make sense of the void. As his body tried to find balance in a setting completely devoid of gravity or even a surface to anchor to. And it was in these harrowing moments that Kris became aware of another fact. He was moving towards something. It started out as a mere ember in the distance, but as Kristoffer gathered speed and momentum from some unseen engine or presence, the spark grew and grew into a portal of flame. A portal Kris now understood that he would have to surrender himself to.<br />
<br />
He screamed as he passed through the searing fires and into a maelstrom of scorching buffeting winds of ash. The fiery winds sank down his throat like a vile proboscis, burning him all the way down. He coughed and wheezed, eyes watering and all the while plummeting, plummeting….towards what?<br />
<br />
That’s when the first strike came.<br />
<br />
A…creature ...or at least Kris supposed that was what it was, flew past him, and in so doing tore through his bicep with a blackened wicked claw. Kristoffer saw the flesh of his arm slough off like cooked meat. And then another strike came, this time from something rising from below him. As it flew up it carved a path up his sternum, setting the flesh in his chest to flapping uselessly in the winds. The pain was indescribable.<br />
<br />
Again and again the creatures came, ripping, tearing and clawing as he fell. Kris could only watch helplessly as his skin was carried away by the winds in wet sodden chunks. He tried to scream so many times only to be choked again and again by that accursed ash. In little time, the only skin Kris had remaining was on his head, and soon enough that was gone too, torn asunder off his scalp by another of those dive bombing beasts.<br />
<br />
Kris continued to fall, now nothing but exposed muscle and sinew. He couldn’t even close his eyes anymore to protect them from the hot winds for want of the blessing of eyelids. But not once did he pass out, not once was he granted that reprieve.<br />
<br />
It was all suffering all the way down.<br />
<br />
When Kris finally struck terra firma, he was stunned to have survived the experience relatively intact. Kris struggled to his feet, seeping blood from his exposed organs that puddled all around him. The ground he was on was craggy and blackened, and it was difficult to gain purchase on it. Kris stepped on a mound and suddenly felt a terrible pain in his foot. He looked down and to his abject horror saw that the mound was not a mound at all, but a face with gnashing teeth that had bit deep into two of his toes and severed them. Kris stepped back hurriedly, once more unable to scream but dearly wishing to. But he simply stepped back into another submerged face, this one biting deep into his heel.<br />
<br />
Kris pitched forward. More bites. More of those terrible gnashing teeth. Struggling to get vertical  to escape, Kris stumbled forward at as much of a run he could muster. But his exposed musculature was pierced by constant agonies. And each misstep tore more flesh from his exposed feet.<br />
<br />
It went on like this for hours.<br />
<br />
By the time Kristoffer reached the furthest shore of this trial, his feet had been mostly ground down to bone. His forearms, which he had resorted to using to drag himself along, were also punctuated by multiple deep bites. Multiple times he had wanted to just surrender, but some force, some entity propelled him ever forward. Perhaps it was just that basic survival sense, the desire to escape, to be free of this madness. Or perhaps it was something worse, something alien forcing him to continue. Whatever the case, once free of the sea of biting heads, he looked up and a new horror befell him.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://uploads0.wikiart.org/images/zdislav-beksinski/untitled-14.jpg!Large.jpg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: untitled-14.jpg!Large.jpg]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
It was akin to a grand cathedral, but scarred and befouled. But as horrible as it was to behold, Kris reasoned there may be some avenue of escape within. Or at the very least freedom from the oppressive heat and biting winds that still buffeted him. So Kris dragged himself still further, through the open maw of this infernal house, only to be beset by further awfulness within.<br />
<br />
Something lived at the center of this anti-church, but Kris could make no sense of it. It was like viewing a being through a kaleidoscope, ever changing, ever mutating. The creature was all impossible angles, sharp edges puncturing each other and forming a veritable puzzle of pure horror. It made Kris physically ill to look upon it.<br />
<br />
That’s when it started “speaking”.<br />
<br />
Its voice, for as much as it could be called that, was like bits and pieces cobbled together out of white noise. And there was no sound, just a manifestation of ideas and will assembled deep within Kris’ head.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">YOU HURT.</span><br />
<br />
The voice declared, somehow rife with scorn and ridicule at Kris’ pathetic condition.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Please end this.”</span> Kris tried thinking back at the thing, hoping it would understand.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">NO.</span><br />
<br />
The vampire despaired, but still summoned the strength to try another tack.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Where am I?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">PUNISHMENT.</span><br />
<br />
It declared. As if that was in it of itself a locale.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Is this Hell?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">OF A SORT.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Is this where I am doomed to remain?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">IT SHOULD BE. BUT NOT THIS DAY.</span><br />
<br />
A glimmer of hope blossomed within Kris. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“What do you mean?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #c10300;" class="mycode_color">YOU’RE NOT TO REMAIN HERE. NOT YET.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“But…”</span><br />
<br />
Kris never got to complete his thought. Because he was suddenly and abruptly cast out. That was the only term he could muster for what happened. Because the next thing he knew he opened his eyes. His pain was gone.<br />
<br />
And Matty was crouched over him, squeezing a treacle of blood out of his forearm and into Kris’ mouth.<br />
<br />
But all Kris could do was scream in reply.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">NOW</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I’m not a foolish man, Dickie Watson. And yet, I have behaved foolishly. I tethered myself to a beast out of some misplaced sense of integrity and propriety. Samael Dyson saved my life more than once. So perhaps I was being loyal. Or perhaps my fealty to that bastard was motivated by something baser, more selfish.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Perhaps I just wanted to guarantee I’d live forever with that veritable font of the everlasting at my side.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Whatever the case, you’re going to call me out on it. You’ll deride me as despicable. As callous. As every bit the monster Samael Dyson is.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And you’ll be right.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Why shouldn’t I just admit it? For years I turned a blind eye to his atrocities. And for what? To buy Matty and I some protection? Some power? Because I felt I OWED it to him?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">How dense I was.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">So to you, to everyone in the XWF, I offer my sincere apology. Samael Dyson is here, infecting this company, in part, because of me. Because I paved the way for him. And the only thing I can do now is try to make this right by REMOVING him.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But please Dickie, don’t take my remorse for weakness. Because make no mistake.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">I still intend to beat you.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Because the only way I can defeat Samael is from a position of strength. And to maintain that position I need to keep winning. I need to keep evolving. And while I’m sure you see fit to stymie my efforts, there is one pure fact that is in my favor.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">You are just so fucking beatable.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not Jenny Myst. I’m not some myopic dullard clutching at a sliver of time for want of witnessing the whole. I know your record is good. I know YOU are good. I know you’ve achieved a great deal outside these doors.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But at the same time, the XWF has exposed so, so much of you. So much imperfection. So much weakness. There’s nuance to your success, Dickie, and that nuance comes in the form of getting pinned twice by a man more than twice your age.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Yeah, let’s start there.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Granted, you’re not the only one to have lost to Scoops McGee. But I’m pretty sure you’re the only one to have been pinned by him twice.. And honestly, for a man of your robust talents, for a man as athletic as you, as FAST as you, try as I might I just can’t see an excuse for that. I mean, Dickie, you were my pick to win the whole March Madness tournament.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">So what in the seven hells happened?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Was it your nagging sense of allegiance to the man? In the end could you just not bring yourself to break the ties that bind and go full throttle? Well Dickie, I hate to break it to you, but that spells weakness like no other. The fact that you couldn’t set those feelings aside and keep it business first tells me a whole hell of a lot about you, Dickie. It tells me you’re a bleeding heart. And for you to be a bleeding ANYTHING when you’re about to go toe to toe with a vampire? Hmmmm….</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Of course, the alternative is that Scoops is just better than you. And I don’t know which version of this tale is worse for you. Because listen cupcake, for as talented as Scoops may be he is still a geriatric on his last legs in this industry. A geriatric against a man who at the tender age of 28 already has THIRTEEN championships to his name.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Sir, I reiterate, what the fuck happened?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Beatable.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Beatable. </span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Beatable.<br />
<br />
</span><br />
<div style="text-align: right;" class="mycode_align"><span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Beatable</span>.</div>
</div>
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And while we’re at it, let’s reach back to Snow Pain, Snow Gain, shall we? Or as I like to call it the genesis of your losing streak to Scoops. That’s the working title mind you. I’m also mulling over “Dickie Watson: Not Even the Final Boss of his First Pay Per View Defense.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Dickie, you barely lasted longer than that walking sack of cholesterol Charlie Nickles. THE Dickie Watson! That should have been your show, your night, YOUR CAREER DEFINING MOMENT. And instead you were an afterthought to a fossil and a man you already beat.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Eh, eh, eh….I take that back. Not the fossil part. The “man you already beat” part.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Yeah, Dickie, sure…you covered Kieran King at War Games. And a referee DID count to three. But before that? Before my own team captain unceremoniously removed me from the equation? Dickie…</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">…you were DYING out there.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Kieran and I sliced through your team like a carving knife through so much supple inviting flesh. You were one up on us, man. And it just didn’t fucking matter. Game Girl, down. Scoops, down. SEB? Not even a blip on the goddamn radar.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Kieran and I OWNED you, Dickie.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">That is, until Kieran King let fly his ballooning ego and sealed his demise.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Because you see Dickie, it wasn’t you that beat Kieran King. Not really.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Kieran King beat Kieran King.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And all you did was reap the largesse off a profoundly stupid man who couldn’t see the forest for the trees.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Not so impressive when you parse it that way, is it?”</span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">THEN</span></span></div>
<br />
Kris skittered back on his haunches until he hit the wall of the freshly dug grave. Panting and delirious with fear, Kris tried in vain to invoke words but none would come.<br />
<br />
Matty splayed his hands out in a calming gesture and walked towards Kris slowly.<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">"It's okay, Kris. It’s okay. You’re alive. Deep breaths buddy."</span><br />
<br />
Kris looked up through the mouth of the grave and into a reddening evening sky. He closed his eyes and tried to reassert control, regulating his intake and outtake of oxygen and allowing his pounding heart to slow. It took time, but he was able to gain a semblance of grounding, at least enough to speak. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Matty what happened?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“Samael had you killed. You were shot.”</span><br />
<br />
The cruel imagery started to return to him then. Up until the point he died. His hands went to the back of his head, where an entry wound should have been there was just a small knot of scar tissue. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“....how?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“I brought you back. With my blood.”</span><br />
<br />
It took the older vampire a series of moments to process this. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“But that…that shouldn’t be possible…..unless…..”</span> Kris’ eyes widened a bit. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Oh my God….”</span> he whispered.<br />
<br />
Matty shook his head. <span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“I didn’t even know if it would work…”</span> Matty started before Kris interrupted him.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Matty, you’re an Archon.” </span><br />
<br />
Matty stopped short. <span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“Well…I….uh……”</span><br />
<br />
It made so much sense now. How Matty had been able to fight back against his use of the Voice months ago. And now this, using his own blood as a healing agent for other vampires.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“.....do you really think so?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I’d bet handily on it.”</span> Kris looked back up at the mouth of the hole. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“But let’s shelve that for now. We need to get the hell out of here. Where’s Samael, do you know?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“I waited for him to leave. He just left behind two Insignificants as grave diggers. They’re not a problem anymore.”</span> The boy spoke with a cool finality.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Matty, I’ll give you a boost.”</span> Kris turned to Matty and offered to help him out of the grave. Matty bounded out easily with Kris’ aid and turned to help pull Kris out as well. Once above ground, Kris surveyed the Insignificiants that Sam had told to remain, or what was left of them, and secretly wished for a world where Matty didn’t have to do things like that. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“We need to get the hell outta here.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“I’m already calling one of Alexandria’s drivers.”</span><br />
<br />
Kris looked down and saw that he was covered in grave dirt. Brushing himself off, he also noted that Madison’s coffin was nowhere to be seen.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Where was the coffin that was here?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“They took it with them.”</span> Matty paused. <span style="color: #1e92f7;" class="mycode_color">“It was Madison, wasn’t it?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Yeah…”</span> Kris breathed the word remorsefully. He would have at least liked to bring Madison’s body back to Lux, but evidently they weren’t finished defiling it.<br />
<br />
Lux.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Jesus, she was not going to be happy.</span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">NOW</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Sharing is caring, Dickie. So let me share with you some of my own personal current events.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">I died and went to hell.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Literal hell. Nothing figurative about it.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And that does something to a man. Knowing what awaits him in the end. That is, unless I course correct.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And I’m going to course correct.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">You see Dickie, my experience has given me a sense of clarity I never had before. It’s made me count my many, many sins. It’s made me realize that I need to supersede what I am and evolve into something better. Evolve into something JUST. Something DECENT.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">It’s made me into a better man.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And losing to you doesn’t square into that at all.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">As I said before, to beat Samael, to prove I’m his SUPERIOR and right my wrongs I need to keep my positive momentum going. And I think I can do that. Moreover, I think I can beat YOU to do that. And why?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Because I think you’re going to underestimate me.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">You’ll do what you usually do and castigate me with an air of haughty decisiveness. You’ll lash me with that razor tongue and remain confident that you’ve successfully delved into my psyche and pulled out the core of what makes me ME.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But Dickie, I’m over 300 years old. I’ve seen more in that time than you can possibly fathom. Hell, I’ve experienced thrice the lifetimes that you ever will, boy. And in those lifetimes I’ve loved, I’ve lost, I’ve learned and I’ve fallen. I’ve struggled for perfection and always, always come up short. I’m not only more than you’ll ever be but more than you can even conceive of in ten minutes of paltry trash talk.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">In short, Dickie…</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">….you don’t fucking know me.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But you’ll pretend to. You’ll try. Maybe you’ll make the same mistake so many others have and attack what I am rather than who I am. Maybe you’ll deride me as some cheap gimmick. Which would do nothing but prove just how small your world is.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">I’m sure you’ll attack my time in the XWF. But to prove what exactly? In the six plus months I’ve been here I’ve only lost twice. I’ve been pinned once. By a team captain who stabbed me in the back. My other loss came because I fell on a shard of wood. Did you accomplish more in six months than me? Maybe. But I also allowed myself to be overshadowed by a monster.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">No longer. No more. Never fucking again.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And that “never fucking again” starts with YOU, Dickie. I know you’re the greatest challenge I’ve yet faced. I’m not oblivious to that. Which makes me all the more determined, as I crawl out from under the shadow of a beast, to BEAT you.” </span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">THEN</span></span></div>
<br />
Kris watched the grave dirt circle down the drain as he rested his forehead against the wall of the shower. The sound of that death dealing explosion rang in his ear again, and the images of his own personal hell came unbidden once more. He could feel his heart begin to race, his breaths coming shorter and shorter….<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Stop it. Stop it.”</span><br />
<br />
Kris tried to will his body to stop the fight or flight response that was suddenly overtaking him as the memories continued their assault.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Jesus, I’m going to be a vampire with PTSD…”</span><br />
<br />
That was when the shower curtain was suddenly cast aside. And there she was.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Lux.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You’ve got bigger problems than PTSD.”</span><br />
<br />
She pointed the tip of her sword at his bare genitals.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“Try anything I don’t like and you lose them.”</span><br />
<br />
Kris gulped in a gasp of air, his heart now hammering to escape his rib cage.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Please…stop….”</span><br />
<br />
Lux canted her head. <span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You really are all fucked up right now, aren’t you?”</span><br />
<br />
The vampire tipped back, leaning his back against the wall and smashing his eyes shut, vying for control of his own autonomic responses. It was then that a single thought pushed its way through the chaos in his brain, forcing him to get it together.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Where’s….Matty?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“Fine. Asleep.”</span> Lux held up a slender metal dart.<br />
<br />
Kris’ eyes narrowed at the dart. He gulped down another breath, steadying himself finally. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“What is that? What did you do to him?!”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“I said he’s fine. It’s a tranquilizer. It was either that or do something to hurt him. I’m sure you’ll agree this was the better option.”</span><br />
<br />
A tense silence lasted a few moments.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Can I at least put some clothes on?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You’re going to answer some questions first. Namely, are you still working for Samael Dyson? Bear in mind the sword that’s about an inch away from your testicles if you decide to lie.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Of course I’m not.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“Then why did Madison Dyson end up dead almost as soon as I tasked you with going back and protecting her?”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I had to stop her from escaping to maintain my cover. I couldn’t have predicted….what he’d do…”</span> Kris winced as he spoke those final words.<br />
<br />
Lux paused, weighing the veracity of Kris’ statements.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I can still help you.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You’re not an inside man anymore.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“That doesn’t mean I’m useless.”</span> Kris pushed, catching Lux’s probing gaze. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“Let me help. Let me make up for my failure to protect Madison.”</span><br />
<br />
It was a few seconds further before Lux relented, pulling her sword away. <span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“You’re goddamned right you will.”</span> She reached for the towel rack, grabbed one, and threw it to Kris, who hastily wrapped it around his torso. <span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“He’s going to go to ground once he knows you’re alive.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“He probably already knows. He has his ways.”</span> Kris finished tying the towel. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I need to break him down. Make him lose everything. His titles. His pride. And then his life.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“We don’t have time for games.”</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“It’s not a game.”</span> Kris replied decisively. <span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“I just need to make him hurt as bad as he made me hurt. As bad as he made Madison hurt.”</span><br />
<br />
Lux studied him then, conclusively deciding that he was an ally. <span style="color: #44b8ff;" class="mycode_color">“Get changed. We have work to do.”</span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">NOW</span></span></div>
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">“This is going to boil down to who’s hungrier. Who has more to prove. Who, simply put, NEEDS this more.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Don’t worry that pretty little head of yours, Dickie.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">The answer is me.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Completely. Wholly. Utterly.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">This victory goes a long way towards me staking a claim to be my own man again.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But what would it be for you? Just another accolade to hang on your wall next to your crowd of mounted heads? Another in a chain of multitudinous victories, each one more inconsequential than the last? I’m well aware of what my stature is here compared to yours. As far as the XWF is concerned I’m mid card, whereas you? You’re the show. Despite your recent losses. Despite your halted momentum. Your one of the places this company hangs its hat now.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And just because I’m beset with a quest for vengeance, doesn’t mean I don’t see the Earthly prize this win grants me. Pinning you puts me in Universal title contention. It has to. And now that I don’t have Samael anymore, I’m on my own. Just me and Matty. And I can’t turn a blind eye towards guaranteeing our futures.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">I’m not going to let you stop me from becoming an institution in the XWF. Not with Matty counting on me. Not with Lux breathing down my neck. Not with Samael waiting in the wings to laugh at me if I fail. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">You think your talents are enough to overcome all of that?</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Not fucking hardly.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Because, point blank, you have never faced a man in such dire need in your entire life.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Call it desperation if it suits you. Call it what you will. Because at the end of the day I’m an apex goddamned predator with my back against the wall, teeth slavering for the kill because I simply don’t have any other options.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But I do look forward to seeing what that barbed wit of yours proffers up. I look forward to seeing just how much it absolutely PALES in comparison to the drive and desire of a 300 year old man with both EVERYTHING to prove and EVERYTHING to lose.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Dickie Watson, when it comes to this match, everything you are, everything you’ve been…all your skills…your talents….your accolades….</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">….they’re all just so damned INSUFFICIENT.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">They pale in comparison to my WILL.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">They pale in comparison to my NECESSITY.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">And most importantly of all, they pale in comparison to my devotion to Matty and my desire to show Samael Dyson that I’m so much more than he’s ever bargained for.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">But bring it anyway Dickie. I know you will.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">Just don’t be shocked when I drag you to hell with me for a second go round with the devil himself.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cf2be7;" class="mycode_color">See you in the flames, little man. </span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #e82a1f;" class="mycode_color">“Oh Frances, just another failed experiment by Holly Cambric. Last we saw you, you were called upon as a replacement for Solomon Kline’s team at War Games. This was supposed to be the new and improved Frances Marigold. Really, you just replaced your constant drinking with a needle. Once an addict, always an addict. While you looked impressive in the match, you did nothing to help the team win. I have no love lost for Kline, but if you’re going to make a showing like that, why show up at all?”</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #e82a1f;" class="mycode_color">“I wanted to believe that you had come a long way since getting handily demolished in your debut by my former weapon. A match that saw you fall through a table, a broken drunken mess surrounded by splinters. Fitting that you and I get to mix it up in a tables match. Sorry, flaming tables. You made a mistake in coming back. Especially when you signed up to face me. What XXXVI did to you last year will be tame compared to what I’ll do. Thing is, it’s not even personal. I don’t give a fuck about some drunk named Frances Marigold. You’re stuck in the past and your present is frankly depressing. I’m not sure if you’re still juicing on that drug that Cambric gave you, but regardless, it won’t make you smarter. It won’t help you keep up with me. I’ve studied your matches. I’ve identified your strengths and weaknesses and I will exploit them. A rabid dog can’t be cured, but it can be put down.”</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #e82a1f;" class="mycode_color">“You do like to fight. You love a good hardcore match. You get off on making your opponent bleed. We have that in common. You can’t do worse than anything I’ve already been through. You can bruise me, but I’ll give back twice what I’ve been given. Any match where I can use my whip or any other weapon is a good one. I’ll leave you with war wounds and then cauterize them with the cleansing fire of the flaming tables. See you Monday, you big oaf.”</span></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #e82a1f;" class="mycode_color">“Oh Frances, just another failed experiment by Holly Cambric. Last we saw you, you were called upon as a replacement for Solomon Kline’s team at War Games. This was supposed to be the new and improved Frances Marigold. Really, you just replaced your constant drinking with a needle. Once an addict, always an addict. While you looked impressive in the match, you did nothing to help the team win. I have no love lost for Kline, but if you’re going to make a showing like that, why show up at all?”</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #e82a1f;" class="mycode_color">“I wanted to believe that you had come a long way since getting handily demolished in your debut by my former weapon. A match that saw you fall through a table, a broken drunken mess surrounded by splinters. Fitting that you and I get to mix it up in a tables match. Sorry, flaming tables. You made a mistake in coming back. Especially when you signed up to face me. What XXXVI did to you last year will be tame compared to what I’ll do. Thing is, it’s not even personal. I don’t give a fuck about some drunk named Frances Marigold. You’re stuck in the past and your present is frankly depressing. I’m not sure if you’re still juicing on that drug that Cambric gave you, but regardless, it won’t make you smarter. It won’t help you keep up with me. I’ve studied your matches. I’ve identified your strengths and weaknesses and I will exploit them. A rabid dog can’t be cured, but it can be put down.”</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="color: #e82a1f;" class="mycode_color">“You do like to fight. You love a good hardcore match. You get off on making your opponent bleed. We have that in common. You can’t do worse than anything I’ve already been through. You can bruise me, but I’ll give back twice what I’ve been given. Any match where I can use my whip or any other weapon is a good one. I’ll leave you with war wounds and then cauterize them with the cleansing fire of the flaming tables. See you Monday, you big oaf.”</span></span>]]></content:encoded>
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