A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR YOUR XTREME CHAMPION! 

YOU ARE BEING PINNED BY CHARLIE NICKLES!

Samael kicks out! And a legion of his Insignificants tackle Charlie to the ground and restrain him. Sam stands over Charlie's prone body with a wicked look in his eye. 

"Well Chuckles, I warned you this would happen. Now I'm going to take a hot steaming piss right in your mouth! OPEN WIDE FUCKER!"

Sam unzips and unfurls his MASSIVE HOG! And we wait for the piss to start fllowing on Charlie's face. And wait....and wait....

Sam looks at his minions angrily. 

"Stop looking at me! I find it hard to.....ya know....GO....when people are looking at me!"

He looks down.

"You too Charlie! AVERT YOUR EYES!"

Charlie naturally does not avert his eyes. 

So we wait....and wait.....and still the hot stream of piss does not come. 

"FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK! FUCK YOU KRISTOFFER ARROYO!"

Sam resheaths his hog and steps off of Charlie, waving for his minions to follow him as he tromps away looking disgusted.