Tig Collins: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time... John... Blade and his tag partner, The Geek Goddess Deena Hixx!!!
The children in the building are watching the titantron scream and cheer as loudly as their little lungs
can handle. The rest of the fans in attendance seem less than enthused, and they let the Chain Gang
know about it by cheering him as he enters the picture.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Tig Collins, it is good to see you, my girl! How have you been?
John touches Tig on the back with a little more force than was probably necessary. Collins tries to move the microphone back to herself to say something but The Chain Gang tilts it back over to him.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: And there is no better place for me and Deena to reunite than right here in... Barcelona, Spain.
Naturally, The sheepish fans clap and cheer for the name of their city as they always do.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: You know what I'm saying Tig?
Cena laughs and Finally allows Tig to get a word in.
Tig Collins: I actually don't, I'm afraid. I don't speak Mandarin. but I do want to officially
welcome you back to the XWF twenty-six and of course back to Sunday night March Maddness. it hasn't been
the same without you!
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: You can say that again.
The Chain Gang waits patiently for Tig who looks around confused by The situation she currently finds herself in.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: You can say that again.
John stares down at Tig until the light finally turns on.
Tig Collins: The XWF hasn't been the same without you?
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: No It certainly has not. We can't be ungrateful though, right? As bad as this
Company has been over the past several months I would be remiss if I i didn't at least acknowledge that damn man... these kids are trying their best. Sure most of the locker room is filled with forgettable pint sized men with as much charisma as my pinky toe. Definitely, the so called
'' legends'' still picking up that pension check are good for laugh every now again. Look, I'm not being disrespected here Tig.
Tig Collins: It sounds a little disrespectful.
Surgeon of thug| John Blade: Then please allow me to change my tone. Guys like Mister Oz... I just think he should take a cue from Will. as you saw eariler, he tried his best to
keep up with the Sidney Crosby of the Hockey industry, The Greatest of all time, and he failed
miserably. Then he
packed up his bags, realized that his time in the game has passed, and he limped back to Canada.
That's all I'm saying. A guy like Barney Green, he has had one hell of a career. I mean, one of the best
ever. But this time is over, Tig. Our Time. well you know the rest.
Tig Collins: Ok. This isn't really even what I was going to ask you about this Sunday.
Chain Gang| John Blade: Alright, fair enough. Shoot.
Tig Collins: this Sunday you'll enter the March Madness in a two on one handy cap match against Mister Oz there is no shortage of history between the three of you in the same ring together
either. countless matches. you all have run the gambit of friendship and Extreme hatred. Are you
excited to get back in the ring with Mister Oz for The first time and now with so much at stake trying to tip the scales of war into Peter's Principle favor?
Blade sighs loudly and shakes his head for a moment.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Yeah, sure. Peter Principle and All that. Look, were The one who's gonna win this two on onw handy cap so it lies on my massively broad shoulders to carry the load for a ragtag bunch of March Maddness. I mean,
there are some outliers on this March Madness. some Diamonds in the rough. I love what The XWF is
doing Mister Oz is a bonafide star Deena. ...
The Crowd chants '' Deena.''.
Surgeon of Thug|John Blade: Is The next XWF tag team Champion. Deena and i are great. they got the
other one as well. But yeah, the majority od this collaboration is quite frankly dead weight and it's
a tough load that I have to carry but thankfully I always have...
Surgeon of Thug|John Blade: Hefty Strong Clean Burst. Strength that's anything but ordinary.
Tig Collins: What is going on?
Chain Gang|John Blade: So yes. I have no doubt that we will take care of business this Sunday like I always do and I'll lead this two on one PLE threat to victory.
Tig Collins: you didn't even meantion the XWF March Maddness side of the handy-cap. Guys like
Mister Oz?
Chain Gang|John Blade: I literally have no idea who those people are.
John smiles into the camera.
Tig Collins: Alright. So What's the Ultimate goal of John Blade and Deena Hixx? What is going to be your legacy? What are you accomplish before you hang up The Air Jordans?
Blade looks down at an invisible watch on his wrist band and then off camera.
Chain Gang|John Blade: CUT!
With that, Blade moves out of frame and Tig looks around extremely confused by the entire
Situation. Only a few silent moments later and ' John Blade' returns and nods at Tig.
Chain Gang| John Blade: ''Hey,What's Good Tig?
Tig Collins: Mister Oz?
Chain Gang| John Blade: No matter if anybody here likes it or not. The Chain Gang, The Surgeon of Thug, The Champ, The Leader of Denation, and The Greatest of Ever Do It is...
Back! We be ready. We Stay ready, We always be about that motto of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. Never Give. Up Surrender. Go Pick up your copies of The legendary now re-released on Blue-ray 4K. Also don't miss Freelance premiering and streaming exclusively
on Netflix. Any more questions Tig?
Tig Collins: Just one. What is happening right now?
' John Blade' looks off camera and nods a few times before turning back to the interviewer.
Chain Gang|John Blade: What's going on right now is we about to head out there in front of this Sold Out
crowd in Barcelona, Spain and put on a show the likes of which they have never seen before. Because
The Champ...
Some of The fans finish the catch phrase but most are just confused.
Chain Gang|'John Blade': Is headed your way.
With 'John Blade' waves his hand in front of his face and rushing off the scene, leaving Tig to
stand there dumbfounded with microphone still in hand.
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