Hello terrible Dionysaurus Rex my name is Roger and i must say your arms are no way near as tiny as i had expected and so this might be a more dangerous proposition than i had initially suspected but i must be strong and brave and tough a day therefore i am going to sneak up on you like this while you are on your back having a fix of your sink which sprung a leak and i am going to place my pinky finger ever so lovingly on your knee and don't pay any mind to me and maybe i shouldn't be saying all of this out loud but like i said don't pay any mind to me just fix your Triassic sink so that your faucets flow freely with the blood of your enemies just as the heavenly Jesus Christ's did and that enemy blood is of course a delightful grenache and so just wait a moment sweet Dionysaurus Rex and let my friend in his stripy shirt count to 3.

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KICKOUT!

Dionysus went back to fixing his sink.

“ Would you kindly hand me that wrench?”