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Samael Dyson · **04-17-2026, 12:04 PM**

Your Xtreme Champion appears on the screen with a message of vital importance!

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Greetings XWF! It is I, your sexy, debonair, and most importantly FEARLESS Xtreme champion. And I have a very important message for the powers that be.

No, not that one.

Not that one either.

Definitely not that one.

No, I am of course talking about the leader of the XWF wrestler's union DOLLY WATERS!

Dolly, I hope you're listening because my message is this: neither I nor my Rollerwhores will be defending our championships on XWF programming until you do something about KRISTOFFER ARROYO!

My ungrateful, imbecilic, former protege has been threatening me day and night. He even interfered in my match at March Madness. I still won of course, because it was only Jenny Myst. But still! He stuck his nose in where it doesn't belong.

Now, it is the sworn duty of the UNION to ensure it's members have every right to a safe and productive workplace. But is my workplace safe? Is it productive?

NO!

Not while Kristoffer Arroyo is lurking about! And the worst part is that management is facilitating this, not only by continuing to book Kristoffer but by deliberately giving him a shot at my precious Rollerwhores' titles!

This travesty of justice must end. It WILL end! Otherwise me and the girls are going to boycott every show, every pay per view, until this shit gets sorted.

Dolly, what do you have to say for yourself? Is the union going to represent me in this grievance or do I have to get really, really, nasty?

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