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**03-12-2013, 05:12 PM**

Hello again. Popping in to make a rather unfortunate announcement. I have been informed via texts from my wonderful partner in GMing and owner of this great federation, Shane ....that I need to start living up to some responsibilities. I can only assume that by the nature of this message I am to deliver, that this is supposed to cast an unfavorable aspect upon me before I even introduce myself properly to all of you this Saturday. I implore you all to look past this announcement and understand, I am only living up to my end of the responsibilities. With that being said I hereby instate that in order for Mr. Satellite to be considered fit to compete on this week's installment of Shove It Saturday, he must go through a psychological evaluation to prove he is mentally sound to compete. Without a written statement from our XWF enlisted psychiatrist, stating Mr. Satellite is competent...Mr. Satellite will not only be considered unfit to wrestle but he will be declared the automatic loser in his match.

Mr. Satellite's erratic behavior, the fact that he looks completely normal yet chose to wear a burlap sack on his head and the fact he has no medical condition making it so he cannot speak...he just chooses not to, indicates Mr. Satellite may have some deep rooted mental issues. These are the reasons backing the decision behind the psychological evaluation.

I am truly sorry I have to put you at this inconvenience, Mr. Satellite. Please understand I am just following through with my duty and responsibilities as CO-GM. If there was anything I could do to change this order I would. However since this stipulation has been placed as a rule from the owner of this company, there is little I can do as just the CO-GM. Perhaps there will be a way I can make this horrible travesty up to you, once I arrive.

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