I forced myself to believe this (how, I dunno).... I won't put you all through that painful feeling of finding out at the end (or when they mention Cole, as it seems obvious then) that it's BS.... It is fake.... But check this out....

http://www.kayfabenews.com/eddie-guerrer...ng-possum/

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Who says, who says you're not perfect?
Who says you're not worth it?
Who says you're the only one that's hurtin'?
Trust me, that's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty?
Who says you're not beautiful?
Who says?