Administrator still is eating his banana and wonders how there are multiple versions of the same people doing different things at the same time...

Which ones are the fakes, and which ones are real?

There's only ONE fair outcome to THIS! HAHAHA!

Administrator tells NKWC that he must do thirty push ups, but NKWC refuses. Administrator finishes up his banana and does sixty push ups as NKWC looks on, not showing if he's impressed or not!

Admin: Each of those pushups counted as a pin on every champion in the world. I now am every champion...

NKWC disagrees, but knows Admin can fire him on the spot!

Admin: I'll tell you what, you lap dog for Shane ... how about I just name myself the champion and then I let a non-living object pin me for it in a couple of hours to see who gets first dibs on that random object? Remember how in the past we've had actual photos of singers, and actual FOOD as champion?

NKWC does not remember this. He was busy committing war crimes back in those days.

Admin: Too bad! What I say goes, and even Shane can't do a thing about it. HA!

New Champion: ADMINISTRATOR