For long time... nothing happen.

Make Korvayne frown.



























Then—
















Door CRASH open and EDWARD charge in wearing XWF Tag Team Championship around waist and carrying HUGE FUCKING ROCK over head!

Reporters in front SCREAM and scatter!

EDWARD narrator know fear when EDWARD see fear.

This fear.

EDWARD stomp forward and SLAM rock onto floor.










Floor crack. Microphone wobble. Somebody coffee spill. 

Korvayne stare at rock like she confused.

Her gaze go from rock to EDWARD.

EDWARD motion for her to look at other side of rock. 

EDWARD beam.


























"EDWARD MAKE!"






















"EDWARD WIN BATTLE. EDWARD WIN SHINY. EDWARD MAKE ART.

NOW EDWARD PART OF ART TRIBE. 

THAT MAKE ART TRIBE STRONGEST TRIBE!"

EDWARD point at big warrior painted on rock.

"STRONGEST WARRIOR."

Then the spear woman.

"STRONGEST WOMAN WARRIOR."

EDWARD point at bodies under them.

"ANYONE COME TO TAKE SHINY FROM US..."

EDWARD point harder.

"THIS HAPPEN!"