As Samael lay in Antarctica, as known to be, flirting with death and danger yett again like the true edgemost of humanity, an edgelord, if you will, is somehow above having a ham sandwich on them even though the odds of having a sandwich on you are microcismically small it literally has enhanced statistics due to the XWF. A coconut is more likely to kill you before a shark, statistically speaking. A ham sandwich, against all odds, landed on Samael given these circumstances:

...unless Samael can't tell someone else's story