Samael kicks out!

"Excuse you, a fae?! A fucking FAE?! Look you duplicitous Dracula....uhhh....dumb dumb! (Look its hard coming up with this shit on the fly, okay?!) If I was some kind of supernatural creature I'd definitely be one of the masculine ones, not a fucking fae! Like.....I don't know....what's the male version of a succubus?"

Sam pulls a small vial out of his pocket. 

"Anyway....HOLY WATER!"

Sam dumps the holiest of waters in Remi's eyes and she squeals in protest!

"See! IT BURNS YOU!"

To say nothing for the fact that it wasn't actually holy water but hot sauce.

Sam then deftly kips up to his feet and bolts before somebody else like stupid Charlie stupid Nickles tries to pin him.