*Snork* *Honk* *Hrrrrrnnnnnnn*

Sam opens his eyes.

GAH!

He just barely kicks out! Liam recoils in surprise as Sam showers him with an angry look. 

Were you trying to molest me just now?!

Liam shakes his head "no" frantically and puts his hands up.

Oh. Sam pauses. Well, why not?

Liam side eyes Sam as this takes a turn. 

I mean, I'd be cool with it. Asian guys got that whole androgyny thing goin', ya know? So its basically not even gay!

LIam starts slowly backing up towards the door. 

Well fine, fuck you too then! Sam rolls over onto his side. At least let me take this nap!