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YourHighnessofViolence · **01-07-2026, 11:12 PM**

(01-07-2026, 10:28 PM)ELON MUSK Said: ”lol.”

“lmao even.”

“Hello, Jen. It’s me.”

“The (one-third) owner of the company that owns that shiny new belt around your waist.”

“Just checking in. You having fun bouncing around on my television screen?”

“Ducking my talent’s challenges?”

“Not fucking working?”

“You might have missed it cuz you just rolled in from bumfuck WGWF with that plastic Toys ‘R Us belt over your shoulder,”

“But here?”

“At PPVs?”

“ALL BELTS ARE ON THE LINE.”

“We just had a War Games over it as a matter of fact,”

“So, call your lawyers!”

“Call your union rep.”

“Call your wardrobe consultant and fire him.”

“But the MOMENT you pinned the champ and secured that belt?”

“You became bookable.”

“And at Snow Pain, Snow Gain?”

“Since you just wished us all the day we deserve?”

“I’m going to give you the MATCH that *you* deserve.”

lol.

Lmao, even.

Hi, Elon. Cute flex. Real ‘dad bought the network’ energy.

You’re right about one thing though—once I pinned the champ, I became bookable.

Here’s the part you missed while you were counting fractions of ownership like Monopoly money.

I didn’t duck challenges.

I exposed leverage.

You don’t own me because you own a logo. (btw---copyright infringement btw?! I mean come on, that's not even creative! And I thought the Vinnie/Theo era was boring. Gee wizz....)

You don’t control me because you own a screen. And that belt around my waist? It didn’t become real because you tweeted about it.

It became real because I won it. Fair and square. 'Company rules', yes? Any time, anywhere.

You say all belts are on the line at PPVs?

Cool.

Then it shouldn’t scare you that I’m holding one hostage.

You call it ‘not fucking working.’

I call it collective bargaining for one.

You want me at snowball or whatever other lame ass name you hastily slapped on a year open pay per view??

Perfect.

But understand this before you finish typing your next smug paragraph—
I don’t show up because you tell me to.

I show up when the price is right, the contract is real, and the match is worth the damage.

And since you’re so generous about giving people the match they deserve?

Make it unsanctioned.

Make it inconvenient.

Make it expensive.

Because the moment I step into your ring under your rules—

I’m not your talent.

I’m your problem.

See you at the snowstorm.

Or not.

Either way?

The belt stays with me until someone proves—on paper, not a URL—that they deserve it.

“Oh—and one more thing, since you’re so confident in the rulebook.

There’s a loophole for everything. You should know that, its how you built your 'empire.'

And as your favorite orange hued power-top once said—very elegantly—

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes."

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