(12-23-2025, 12:30 PM)Charlie Nickles Said:

(12-20-2025, 03:34 AM)'Big' Dick Lichter Said: BAMA: Oz here for his third and final match of the evening, he’s been in terrific form all night but he may be up against his biggest challenge in the form of THE DARK WARRIOR!

TODD: Bama, I’m receiving word from the back that Oz is choosing NOT to defend the X title against Gravy in this match!

BAMA: Well, of course! He’s already defended it twice tonight, there’s no need to do it three times! That would just be a distraction for Oz as he competes for the #1 contendership to Big Blue!

"...Oh!"

Peter smacks his head, which of course, Cambric stapled a copy of the rules to! The papers flit as he smacks them.

"Okay! That makes sense! Oz decided not to defend it. Cuz, of course, the champ can CHOOSE not to defend their X-Treme Title!"

Peter nods, being glad he was told what to think.

"No, duh, of course! It's not like the belt is on the line 24/7 or anything..."

...

Peter looks up at the ceiling.

"...Wait... Ugh, no... Something's still weird..."

Principle scratches the staple embedded into the middle of his skull...

"Ugh, I should stop thinking, it's making my brain hurt..."

He waves a little flag from the XWF shop that says "I <3 the Corporation"!

"YAY CORPORATION!"