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12-23-2025, 11:46 AM
(12-23-2025, 10:16 AM)Peter Principle Said: (12-23-2025, 02:27 AM)Mr. Oz Said: "Two out of three ain't bad. Two X-Treme Title defenses. Three left."
While still in his wheelchair, Peter Principle raises his hand from the back.
He's wearing a Corporation 4 Lyfe t-shirt.
"Um..." Principle scratches his head. "Sorry, I'm just trying to keep track of this whole... 'Corporation Freebird X-Treme title' scheme in my head. So..."
...He pulls out some scratch paper and starts notating...
"Okay, so... Charlie pinned Cambric to win the X-Treme title... but he declared that all the Corporation would defend the X-Treme... with you so far..."
"Then Oz beats Pennyfarthing. That counts as a defense, sure..."
"Then Oz beats Marisol. Of course, that's a defense. That's two defenses..."
Peter nods, all very simple so far...
"But then, Oz LOSES to Micheal Graves."
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Peter scratches the top of his head with his pin.
"So..."
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"Shouldn't Micheal Graves be the X-Treme champion?"
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"Please tell me what to think."
Oz might be shittin'—and Gravy might've just manifested from the crop dustin'.
"You speakin' for me now wheelchair-boy?
If so, your brain's about as broken as your legs—which is obvious by your dummy-like question!
First off—if Gravy wanted the 'Target-Tin' around his waist, he wouldn't need YOU of all people to come out and make the case.
Now, about your claim—Graves beat Oz—BIG WHOOP!
I ain't stupid—I know the score—I've beaten one COG in the machine. I didn't touch Charlie and he didn't lay a finger on me!
If I were interested in that hunk of junk—I'd march my ass out to the ring at the very next show and DEMAND a shot at the whole corporation!
Fuck three matches in one night—Gravy would run the gauntlet, or have it ran on him—sounds like a good time either way!
By-the-by—ain't doin' none of that—because if you hadn't noticed——I already planned a date with a 'Twilight' twink who's into macabre and blood almost as much as me————BETTER TIME!
Finally—I'm pretty sure that the Xtreme title only changes hands via pinfall or submission in non-advertised defenses.
I Smurfed him—if you recall.
Yer welcome Oz, you can unpucker that asshole now."
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