(Gravy_Xtreme_5000)
I'm not a pillar, I'm a problem
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12-23-2025, 08:01 AM
(12-23-2025, 02:27 AM)Mr. Oz Said: Oz lays exhausted after showering and getting dressed. He looked up to the ceiling of the locker room, grinning as his servants brought a custom looking wheelchair as he sees the camera crew coming in and he groans as he gets up to sit straight up.
"Two out of three ain't bad. Two X-Treme Title defenses. Three left."
He groans as some of his body started to pop like his body was connected to firecrackers.
"I chose my path. I chose my challenges. I showed my students what they can do when they put their minds into the hard work aspect of this business.
I destroy bodies. I breathe in suffering. Sleep.
Repeat.
Graves can talk all the shit he wants, but he isn't the one showing how huge his fuckin' balls are.
Three matches. Three different ones. Compared to me, every single one of you on this roster or ANY OTHER is BENEATH me. Until you people start people recognizing that the work horse of this fucking entire company, the motherfucker who has been through thick and thin, is ME!
I am a pillar of the XWF and it's high time you people start recognizing that.
And I am making a declaration here and now, until I say otherwise, for the next few shows I am requesting THREE matches. I don't give a fuck who the opponent is.
I'm going to make you people recognize that whether I hold a title or fucking not: I! AM! HIM!"
He gets into the chair.
"Time to go back home. Mind your feet. I don't need a goddamn lawsuit."
The following note was left in Oz's dirty laundry.
Some of his clothes were later found to be missing.
Yo Oz,
My sack is fuckin HUGE and my remaining nut is harder then youll ever be!!!
credit where its do tho, you got sum good shots in, kid.
one of em mighta even left a mark... on my giveAshitoMeter!
Probly not tho.
Keep beggin for three matches a card and maybe sumday, sum one, will give a fuck.
Love,
the Dark Warrior
the Grave Digger
the Balls of Steel
the Nut Harder than Diamond
the Top Guy of Anarchy
the Real HIM
the Motherfuckin XTREMECORE Legend
and the dude who Knew Dollys freeshness was set to expire at 18
and and Your next Anarchy Champion (you may bow)
Gravy
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