"Darren, I'm the most relevant part of your life, ever at this point. I get you tapped me with the barbed wire golf cart, but buddy, you were supposed to put it on the bumper."

Bobby explains this nice and slow for Darren. The dimmest bulbs require the most subtlety of power to glow, really. Glow on as you continue to read, your education never ends; when you're done learning you're done.

"So, Darren, I want you to remember you gotta defend that title at Relentless."

Bobby smiles and begins to walk off.

"I'm not a dickhead, DD, I'm the biggest dick in XWF history, but the reason you're fucked ain't my phallic nature, it was your father's penis that oozed your lazy genome into someone. Ladies and gentlemen, behold the ugly slow fuck as result of an ugly slow fuck. Have fun, champ!"