(04-29-2022, 08:39 AM)XWF NEWS AND RUMORS Said: RUMOR HAS IT THAT CALVARY HAS BEEN CALLED BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET... WITH NO WORD ON WHY, WE ARE LEFT WONDERING IF THE BITE FROM VITA VALENTEEN HAS CAUSED HIM A MEDICAL EMERGENCY NOT ABLE TO BE DEALT WITH ON EARTH?


ALSO...


ATARA THEMIS MAY HAVE ACTUALLY MURDERED FORMER XWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPION SHAWN WARSTEIN VIA MEAN TWEETS. STAY TUNED...


AND...


WHERE HAS MARTY BEEN? THE POPULAR ROBOTIC REFEREE HADN'T BEEN BOOKED FOR DUTY SINCE LAST SEPTEMBER, WITH MURMURS SWIRLING THAT ITS PROGRAMMING WAS FAULTY AND, PERHAPS... DANGEROUS!? BUT THE FORMER STOP AND SHOP EMPLOYEE IS NOW BACK IN ACTION AT THE UPCOMING ANARCHY IN MIAMI! WILL THE HUMIDITY BE A FACTOR?


AND ANOTHER THING...


THE WGWF AND THE XWF ARE CLOSER THAN EVER TO MAKING A DEAL FOR THE VALUABLE TAPE LIBRARY. TALKS WITH NONE OTHER THAN DERRICK DIAMOND HAVE HELPED THINGS ALONG!


THAT'S IT FOLKS! DON'T READ GRAVY'S CRAP, READ THE REAL NEWS!!!