OOC: This thread is a shining example of why I think people's ability to sell gimmicks and stories should be considered as part of the judging criteria.

Much like a dead woman's soul being brought back into the world of the living via a shit filled condom. Or a time traveling chick who's a dude who's actually another dude who's basically a virus.

Everything I write is far more outlandish and unbelievable than this guy lol.

Of course a CIA agent on a wrestling program isn't going to be the most realistic character, but in general everyone would benefit from selling gimmicks instead of trying to undermine them at every turn.

Just saying.