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Roger · **06-07-2026, 01:25 PM**

"Hello everybody my name is Roger and as the young kids down at the skatepark say 'We gleamed the cube last night and thrashed the rampers with steez' and I'm not sure what any of that means but I was hoping you could tell me while I sift through the rubble that is the aftermath of Elon Musk's wedding to find out if there are any Josephs or Rogers trapped below because if I have learned anything from my brother whose name is that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt it is that Joseph's in particular have a fondness for wearing shoes that are too big for their feetsy-weetsies in order to overcompensate for their small toenails and for having allergies this time of year (me too) that gives them a red nose and of course for painting themselves in make up and pretending to be entertaining which means there's a high chance that Joseph Clown is here somewhere and if me and that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt are ever going to be able to save our mummy from being turned into a thousand butterflies then we'll need all the Rogers and Josephs we can find even if they are Joseph Clown so has anyone seen a Joseph Clown around here because all I seem to be able to find is Inexplicably Close To Getting A 24/7 Briefcase Via The X-Treme Title Even Though He Lost Two Matches With The Title On The Line Clown and incidentally I stand on Samael Dyson for like 3 seconds who was lying flat on his back under the clown rubble (cubble) hoping that Dad Who Went Out For Milk Clown would be there or something like that but I'm not entirely sure and I have no explanation for his election but who am I to question the laws of physics so please help me find Joseph Clown if you can.

Thank you for listening to my tale."

Samael Dyson · **06-07-2026, 02:54 PM**

Samael very uncreatively kicks out because I am sick as a dog.

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