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My First Sale!
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02-09-2026, 07:19 AM

HEY FOLKS! Bobby Sales here, and so I have something to sell you! My very first wrestling match is this week, and I take on the everyone's least favorite old person, Centurion, in an Over The Top Rope match. That means all I have to do is throw him over the top rope to win! Easy peasy, but don't you worry about it, Centurion! Because I have something for you that can help you. You may be my opponent, but I'm never one to pass up a good sale! So, for the low, low price of $149, you can have this!

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Red Bull gives you wings, and you're going to need wings if you want any shot at winning! Because one way or another, you will go FLYING over the top rope! You're not any good. Someday very soon, I am going to be the Anarchy Champion. It was promised to me! I once sold a cybertruck to a black family, so Mr. Musk gave me this job. Have you ever done anything so epic? 

This is where my career skyrockets! Once I get rid of that wimp Centurion, I will sell you all on how awesome Bobby Sales is! Let's make a deal!
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