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Vita Frickin Valenteen · **Yesterday, 03:01 PM**

The sun was setting as Vita Valenteen pushed through the saloon doors.

"Okay, first of all, whoever scheduled this before sunset is a complete butt."

Vita stopped and looked around the saloon. The tables looked sturdy and the chairs heavy. Glass bottles sat on a long wooden bar. An old piano in the corner. A barber's chair and all the tools of the trade.

"Oh my, this is gonna be violent."

Vita looked genuinely concerned. Her eyes moved from one potential weapon to the next, but as they did something began to dawn on her.

"Wait a second..."

This was not a wrestling match. There were no rules and this Saloon Brawl was just going to keep going until everybody had beaten the crap out of everybody else.

Until only one was left standing.

"So the whole point is to hurt each other until everybody else can't do it anymore?"

*BLINK*

"And you're allowing a vampire to enter?!"

The concern was suddenly gone.

Whoever came up with this might actually be her new favorite person now!

"I'm not trying to brag or anything, but I'm pretty hard to hurt, and I'm REALLY hard to keep hurt. You guys get hit with one of these chairs or thrown through a table it's TOTALLY gonna hurt. I might feel it for, like... fifteen seconds."

Her attention drifted toward the rows of glass bottles.

"And even if I did get hurt, there's probably gonna be no shortage of blood."

Vita's nose wrinkled as soon as the words left her mouth.

"Not that I'm gonna drink from anybody! Geez."

She reached up and straightened her white cowboy hat as she watched a rat run across the bar.

"Still... maybe y'all should think about this a little before you come walking through those doors."

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