07-16-2014, 02:44 AM
The camera fades in to the mansion of Mastermind, and it fades in to his gym, where his fans from around the world have gathered for his weekly State of the Week Address.
They are chanting: "Mastermind... Mastermind... Mastermind..."
Suddenly the lights go out, and they start cheering. They know what's coming next. The lights come back on, and Mastermind is seen standing on the top turnbuckle in the right hand corner of the ring. He waves to the crowd. He gets down, and walks to where the microphone is waiting for him. He picks it up and walks to the center of the ring.
"What a great gathering of my fans, it's great to see. Must be because of the free ride in my jet plane, or the free bbq that I have on after each state of the week address."
The crowd cheers.
"This week, This Wednesday Night Warfare, I come up against Ashe Dawson for a second time."
The crowd starts booing, Mastermind holds up his hands.
"Now, now, give the kid some credit. He's trying to make a name for himself. And to do that he wants to beat me. I bet him the first time, and he couldn't leave that defeat where it was, instead he squealed like a pig."
The crowd chants: "Oink... Oink... Oink... Oink..."
Mastermind laughs.
"I felt sorry for him, so I gave him what he wanted, a rematch, then what does he go and do? Attack me with a chair, and nearly breaks my arm, and this is whilst I was competing in another match. He just couldn't wait.."
The crowd chants: "Cheat... Cheat... Cheat... Cheat...."
"So I couldn't just stand back and do nothing, so what did I do?""
The crowd chants: "Retaliate... Retaliate... Retaliate... Retaliate... "
"That's right I retaliated, and he still cried like a pig.""
The crowd chants: "Oink... Oink... Oink... Oink..."
"Well after this Dawson I know when I win, I hope you're going to leave it at that. 2 losses against me is not a good look.""
The crowd chants: "Looser... Looser... Looser... Looser...."
"Well if he squeals like a pig again, he'll probably be a looser. But at the moment like I said he's trying to make a name for himself. Ashe Dawson, the time is about up, the time for action is near. You and I part two is just that. Part two and the end of the Chapter for you against me."
The crowd chants: "Dawson's an open book... Dawson's an open book... Dawson's an open book.."
"So I'm going to close that book... I'll end with a poem, and then there's a bbq out the back for everyone who loves bbq."
The crowd chants: "Bbq... Bbq... Bbq... Bbq."
"Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, so is Dawson, that's a must. Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust, Part 2 for Dawson that's Just. Ashes to Ashes dust to dust, Dawson will see that he's a bust.."
With that Mastermind drops his microphone, and the crowd goes wild. The lights go out, and when they come back on Mastermind is no where to be seen. The crowd starts filing out of the gym, as the camera fades out.
Overall - 64 Wins 107 Losses 8 Technicals 2 Draws 1 No Contest
Comeback Record - 4 Wins 5 Losses
8th Year Record - 2024 - 4 Wins 5 Losses
7th Year Record 2023 - 5 Wins 16 Losses
6th Year Record 2022 - 5 Wins 8 Losses 1 Draw
5th Year Record 2020 - 7 Wins 12 Losses 1 No Contest
4th Year Record 2019 - 12 Wins 1 Draw 21 Losses
3rd Year Record 2018 - 6 Wins 2 Losses
2nd Year Record 2015 - 1 Wins 9 Losses 2 Technical
1st Year Record 2014 - 24 Wins 34 Losses 6 Technicals
February 2020 Star of The Month
November 2014 Star Of The Month
Former 2x XWF Television Champion
Former XWF Thursday Night Anarchy Champion - 2022 - 1 Successful Defence
Former Three Time X-Treme Champion
Former Two Time Ark of the Covenant Champion
Lost in the 1st Round of the Woodstock Open - Wrestlestock 2019
Semi Finalist in the XWF King of the Ring 2020
50TH CAREER WIN vs TOMMY WISH - Wednesday Night Warfare - 2ND SEPTEMBER 2020
100TH CAREER LOSS vs BOB D - Weekend Warfare - 12TH AUGUST 2023
150TH MATCH vs HGH
100TH MATCH vs LUX - FOR THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
50TH MATCH vs DUNCAN B DEADLY
HAVE APPEARED IN 22 PAY PER VIEW MATCHES IN XWF HISTORY
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