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**07-10-2014, 04:47 PM**

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Madison and I am the advocate of the XWF Tag Team Champions Peter Gilmour and The Dimallisher. I am also the former King of the XWF and partial owner of the company, therefor you pussies better listen to what I have to say.

It's come to my attention that a man by the name of Mark Flynn has decided to get into the Tag Title hunt.

Now, I respect the fact that Flynn is a former champion and has returned to his rightful place as the "King of the Midcarders." I also respect the fact that he has a title shot contract in his possession. But Flynn, I'm afraid that you've made a mistake in the way you've gone about cashing in your contract.

Because let's be honest here... Ever since Peter Gilmour and The Dimallisher won the Tag Team Titles, those titles have become more prestigious than EVER! Peter Gilmour not only raised the bar for the X-Treme Title, but now the Tag Team Titles as well. With that being said, we find Mark's demands to be unreasonable.

Yes-- Flynn earned his title shot, no question about it. But what about his choice of partner: John Black? Who has Black beaten that makes him worthy of a shot at any title? No one, because Black has spent his entire career losing! He was "No Win" long before Flynn came and stole the nickname.

So on behalf of The Dimallisher and Peter Gilmour, we respectfully DECLINE Mark's challenge...Come on, Mark. I'm just looking out for you. I wouldn't want you to make a decision that you'll regret later on. I know last time you were here, the Tag Titles were pretty much worthless, but times have changed now.

But perhaps... perhaps we can make a deal that might fix your mistake and make this all better.

So if you want the title shot with John Black, then John Black will need to prove himself as a worthy contender. Remember, for the first time ever, these Tag Titles are main event status now, so we can't just be giving shots out to random Joe's on the street.

So let's see if John Black is ready to step up. All he has to do is beat one opponent... And that opponent is...

ME!

Yeah, if John Black can beat me in a singles match then you guys can have your title shot.

HOWEVER.

If John Black cannot beat me, then Peter Gilmour gets Mark Flynn's title shot contract and Mark Flynn is OUT of the title chase.

How does everyone feel about these terms?

GMs; don't even bother, it's out of your hands.

**07-10-2014, 05:20 PM**

"...Now..."

"Of all the ridiculous things...to claim."

"Of all the unbelievable, ludicrous statements to throw out... You want to bullshit these people? And claim than John Black deserves the title 'Free-Win' more than me?"

"John Black is one of the most worthy competitors in the XWF!!!!!"

"You want a resume better than John Black's? Fuck you, there's not one out there."

"You want a list of John Black's triumphs you claim don't exist?"

"John Black ended the career of XWF Hall of Famer, Cyren."

"John Black has defeated at-one-time a top contender for the XWF Championship, Eric Lewis."

"John Black defeated Jessica Diaz just months ago, who now apparently is worth a number one contender's match for my X-Treme Title belt."

"How many title shots did he get for those wins? Not a fucking one."

"And you know why, Madison? No reason whatsoever."

"You know for a fact, Madison, that John Black isn't the weak link on this team."

"You know, the only weak link on this team, the sidekick if there's ever been one..."

"Is old 'Free-Win' Flynn."

"C'mon. You remember Gauntlet City. You remember taking a piss on my belt. Who lied there and took it? Who decided that winning was for him and fucked around all week writing a will?"

"Who didn't do a god damned thing to stop you from walking out King of the XWF?"

"The same guy who never does a god damned thing."

"Old 'Free-Win' Flynn."

"I'll take on Gilmour, old pal. Old buddy."

"And since we've seen how our beloved paste-chewer handles being asked to make a schedule for himself, maybe someone else should handle this booking job.

Several Seconds Later...

"After double checking my facts, turns out John Black did not in fact beat Jessica Diaz and just carried her as a manager, giving her credit for a win over Mizuki Tsukasa. Think we can all agree though: John Black could easily beat Jessica Diaz."

"No question."

**07-10-2014, 06:22 PM**

Look at you, still trying to weasel your way into Peter's hectic schedule; again without consulting his assistant Jessica Johnson first. Peter has more important things to do than facing you, Black, or even me in singles competition. The Hollywood Bad Boy is off filming movies, doing exotic photo shoots, and training for his first title defense. Get to the back of the line.

As for John Black, I wish I could give him credit for those victories over Cyren, ~~Jessie Diaz~~, and the other guy, but unfortunately we just can't. You're cashing in a title shot that you earned very recently and bravo. John Black, unfortunately, missed his chance to cash in on any of those triumphant victories you brought up. In order to be successful, you can't just sit around and wait to be given opportunities, you gotta run in there and TAKE THEM. You should know that, you cashed in that briefcase a while back and became the World Champion. Give John Black a briefcase (since I cannot imagine him ever earning one) and I guarantee you it would collect dust.

Cyren and ~~Jessica Diaz~~ Eric Lewis, come on...

Did you earn this title shot from your victory over Angelus last year? No, you earned it with your victory and dedication as a current X-Treme Champion.

You overcame that hideous batch of losses and earned yourself a title shot. John Black, regardless of his past accomplishments, needs to do the same.

Not because I'm a bully or want to see you guys fail.

But because I want to see John Black be successful. I wanna see him be successful like Peter and Dimmy. He can't be successful off of handouts. Just look at Frodo; he was given a Tag Title and look how well that turned out. Shame on you for not looking out for what's best for Black. You'd rather watch him become another Frodo, wouldn't you?

All Black has to do is beat me. If he can beat my old ass, then MAYBE you guys have a fighting chance against Dimallisher and Gilmour. I just don't feel right sending Black out there without some kind of preparation or momentum, even if it is from beating a guy who gets muscle cramps just from walking to the ring.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-10-2014, 09:21 PM**

you better be nice to Maddy or I'll shove my boot up your ass! Now as far as Black and Flynn go, I agree with Mr. Madison that they are unworthy to fight me and Dim aka the Unbeatable Machines. Plus I'm too busy filming Thor 3 while my beautiful wife Maria Brink #2 records her band's next masterpiece that will sure go to #1 again.

John Black.. you're a pussy! You can't win for shit. You're like the Chicago Cubs.. People want you to win but you fail when it counts. You're the goat they keep talking about. YOU SUCK TAMPON BOY! I could beat you.. wait haven't I already beat you? I forget but even if I didn't, I know I could whip your sorry ass.

Mark Flynn... a washed up wannabe Xtreme Champion. I made that belt something Marky Mark. You haven't defended it against anybody and whomever you face next week I hope is worthy and I hope he beats you. You may have "earned" that briefcase of yours but you're a damn FOOL for trying to use it to cash in on me and Dim. We are unstoppable and you just want what you so called "deserve".

I agree with Maddy that John Black has to prove himself to earn a title shot against me and Dim. But I love the fact that when John Black loses, I get your title shot Mark. I could use it to cash in on you, Tony Santos, or Azrael.. either way Im walking out a double champion!

I'd strongly consider a new partner Mark because John Black will not cut it.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **07-11-2014, 01:10 PM**

(07-10-2014, 09:21 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I'd strongly consider a new partner Mark because John Black will not cut it.

Good idea silly gilly! If black dun't dut it like he say i can replace black! puss puss need dat puss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#NeedDatGillyPuss

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-11-2014, 09:13 PM**

ur not worthy either.. plus u suck

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (07-13-2014)

F U A HOLE!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-13-2014, 11:32 AM**

Sorry bub I don't fuck wannabes.

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