BOBBY BOURBON
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Wrestler's Real Name: Robert Alva Bourbon
Wrestler Age/Date of Birth: 8/15/1985
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 290 lbs.
Hometown: Washington, DC
Alignment (Face? Heel? Antihero?): Absolute Monster but the fans love him.
Pic Base: Will Ferrell
Backstory/Important Character Details: Held every title in XWF history, some multiple times, owner of the GCC, known criminal; violent offender, but will help little old ladies across the street while mugging someone. Has always lived by the creedo 'if it bleeds it leads' when it comes to the wrestling business.
Strengths: Size, Incredibly Tough to the point he can truck through injuries, an uncanny cunning
Weaknesses: Never the most technically gifted wrestler or grappler (he only knows two submissions, one is a bearhug), fighting through injuries doesn't mean he's not injured and often pushes himself beyond his bounds, loves the crowd almost to a fault.
Entrance Theme Music (Provide YouTube link as well as name and version): More Human Than Human by White Zombie
Ring Entrance (PLEASE write one out for use in match/show writing):
The lights in the arena go deep blue as smoke fills the air. Pink and silver laser lights cut through the smoke and it looks fucking rad.
As Bobby's music blares throughout the arena, slowly walking out onto the entrance ramp is Bobby Bourbon. He looks out at the crowd in the arena, cold and stoic, surveying his surroundings. He stops and raises his fists at 45 degree angles, and continues his deliberate plod towards the ring. He raises both arms outward, accepting fives, slaps, daps, knucks, and touches as he does. He looks on into the ring, feeling the energy of every fan he makes contact with. He stops, and begins stomping in place, with the utmost joy to be in front of the XWF crowd. He stops a camera.
"I'm a bad, bad man, but like my home, the XWF, I have plenty of bad, bad fans!"
Bobby climbs the steps, then climbs the nearest ring post half way and raises his fists at 45 degree angles. The lights go back to normal and the music stops. The fans in attendance all echo their sentiments for the match.
"fuck 'em up, bobby, fuck 'em up." stomp stomp. "fuck 'em up, Bobby, fuck 'em up." stomp stomp. "Fuck 'Em Up Bobby, Fuck 'Em Up!" STOMP STOMP! "FUCK 'EM UP BOBBY, FUCK 'EM UP!!!" STOMP STOMP!
Bobby acknowledges the crowd. They roar. Bobby looks back at his opponent, cocking an eyebrow and smirking. Bobby points at them, and taller or shorter, male or female, whomever the XWF Universe has put in front of him tonight, blows a kiss before cracking his knuckles and rotates his shoulders, loosening them. He then climbs to the top rope, points to the crowd, and launches himself!
THE XWF UNIVERSE RECIEVES BOBBY!
They gently, in unison, catch the superheavyweight, and place him gently ringside.
In-Ring Style (Technician? High Flyer?): Pure power
10 or More Standard Moves:
Clothesline
Corner Avalanche Splash
Vertical Suplex
Eye Rake
Double Underhook Suplex
Senton Splash
Dragonrana (he does one but it's, well, not his best move)
Trademark Move Name(s): Phrenology Claw, Honestly Brutal, Dinosaur Extinctor, Richter Spike, Flatiron, EMC Squared, SHORYUKEN!!!, Big Boy Toss, Street Pizza, the Triple Star Crunch
Description(s):
Phrenology Claw: Kona Clutch (go to submission)
Honestly Brutal: Bearhug with a charge into the corner then a slam, think Oklahoma Bearhug Slam.
Dinosaur Extinctor: Pop-Up Spinebuster. Similar to a pop-up powerbomb, except the victim is caught and brought down with a spinebuster.
Richter Spike: Fisherman's Falcon Arrow, the impact of which alerts a team in California whenever it hits.
Flatiron: Torture Rack lift Samoan Drop.
EMC Squared: Earth's Mightiest Chokeslam, proving that Robbie's mass times the force you hit the squared circle gives the crowd energy.
SHORYUKEN!!!: A huge roundhouse uppercut.
Big Boy Toss: Beale toss
Street Pizza: Earthquake Hip Splash
Triple Star Crunch: Three consecutive Alabama slams
Finishing Move Name(s): The Bobbybomb
Description(s): The deadliest and most nefarious powerbomb in wrestling history.
Favorite Hardcore Attacks/Spots: Bobbybombing people through anything. Also has an entirely different special song that plays when he attacks people on shows when it's not even a match; wrestling is a violent world and Bobby attacks people, but he absolutely stylizes the fuck out of it so the fans watch and rewatch him battering someone.
The XWF Universe chants along with the song, knowing they're going to see some real shit unfold.
Bobby's greatest works have unfolded on XWF programming, rarely in his promos.
Additional Notes (What are some things that they would ALWAYS do? Or would NEVER do?): Always do what's right for the fans entertainment, especially if it's doing wrong by some poor soul employed by the XWF.