MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "I can't believe the X title is on this ugly cuckboy beta, LCA. Look at him being all Low T over there,  shiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e:"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"



Bacchus is indeed nearby, probably thinking about peach flavored Coca Cola or some other femboy thought.

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Let's go beat that ass!"

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e:"Me first, since I was born with more black DNA than you was."



Ca$h-App pulls a Jacksonville Police Department taser that he boosted off some dumbass cop out of his pants and then zaps the shit out of Bacchus. The "champion"  falls to the floor quivering.

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e:"Take that Johnny Bitcchus."

Both Twinzz pile onto Bacchus and the ref counts.



1!



2!

"Oh, hell no," Johnny bellows from under the pile as he KICKS OUT.

"Not Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum," he says with a snarl as he scoops up the Xtreme Title before scrambling out of the pile, "Bring a vorpal blade next time!"

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Yo mama is a hoe."

"Mary Backus is a saint!" he yells over his shoulder.