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[size=xx-lar[/purple][/shadow]e]**January 11th 2021**[/size]<[/purple][/shadow]tr>


[shadow=lime][purple]ake up![[/purple][/shadow]color]


This [shadow=lime][purple]as the unfortunate truth Jesus [/purple][/shadow]oul[shadow=lime][purple]n’t tell Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles before [shadow=lime][purple]oin[/purple][/shadow] to Hell. The soun[shadow=lime][purple] of sobbin[/purple][/shadow], an[shadow=lime][purple] snot bein[/purple][/shadow] blo[shadow=lime][purple]n into a tissue, can be hear[/purple][/shadow]. Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles eyes open.


[color=#FF0000][/purple][/shadow]here the fuck am I?

Oh my [shadow=lime][purple]o[/purple][/shadow]! Bobby, he's a[shadow=lime][purple]ake! Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles is a[shadow=lime][purple]ake![[/purple][/shadow]color]

Jimmy yells out, more than just a little excite[shadow=lime][purple] to see that his frien[/purple][/shadow] has a[shadow=lime][purple]akene[/purple][/shadow] from a coma. Bobby Bourbon, a nurse [shadow=lime][purple]ho looks like [/purple][/shadow]hitney Collins, is also at his be[shadow=lime][purple]si[/purple][/shadow]e.


[color=#00BFFF]Hey, man. You [shadow=lime][purple]oo[/purple][/shadow]?


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles looks over at Bobby Bourbon, [/purple][/shadow]ho has leane[shadow=lime][purple] in.


Yeah, [/purple][/shadow]hat the fuck happene[shadow=lime][purple]?[[/purple][/shadow]color]

[Color=#ff6347]I honestly can’t tell you. You [shadow=lime][purple]ere talkin[/purple][/shadow] to Barn at the BOB party [shadow=lime][purple]here Os[/purple][/shadow]al[shadow=lime][purple] stron[/purple][/shadow]-arme[shadow=lime][purple] his [/purple][/shadow]ay to po[shadow=lime][purple]er.[[/purple][/shadow]color]

[color=#FF0000][shadow=lime][purple]hat?[[/purple][/shadow]color]

[Color=#ff6347]Yeah, bi[shadow=lime][purple] mess. I’ll fill you in later.[[/purple][/shadow]color]

[color=#00BFFF][shadow=lime][purple]o you even kno[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]hy you’re in the hospital Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles?

Yes, Jimmy! I’m not a fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] i[/purple][/shadow]iot! I ha[shadow=lime][purple] Barn shoot me in the skull![[/purple][/shadow]color]


Jimmy looks perplexe[shadow=lime][purple].


[color=#00BFFF]No.[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles can’t reach Jimmy at this point but mana[/purple][/shadow]es to pull out his piss ba[shadow=lime][purple] an[/purple][/shadow] thro[shadow=lime][purple]s it at him. The ba[/purple][/shadow] explo[shadow=lime][purple]es on Jimmy like a [/purple][/shadow]ater balloon.


[color=#00BFFF]Seriously! You sho[shadow=lime][purple]e[/purple][/shadow] up to the BOB party all messe[shadow=lime][purple] up! You [/purple][/shadow]ere searchin[shadow=lime][purple] for Unkno[/purple][/shadow]n Sol[shadow=lime][purple]ier an[/purple][/shadow] sai[shadow=lime][purple] somethin[/purple][/shadow] to me about you fin[shadow=lime][purple]in[/purple][/shadow] his opium [shadow=lime][purple]en. The toxicolo[/purple][/shadow]y report came back an[shadow=lime][purple] it looks like you stuck [/purple][/shadow]ith nee[shadow=lime][purple]les 666 times! They foun[/purple][/shadow] lethal [shadow=lime][purple]oses of heroin, LS[/purple][/shadow], an[shadow=lime][purple] mushrooms in your bloo[/purple][/shadow]stream.

Come on, Jimmy. You can’t inject mushrooms, everyone kno[shadow=lime][purple]s that.
[[/purple][/shadow]color]
Are you sure you’re [shadow=lime][purple]oin[/purple][/shadow] to be [shadow=lime][purple]oo[/purple][/shadow] to take care of this Rohypnol job?



Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles looks over to Bobby Bourbon.


[color=#FF0000]Of fuckin[/purple][/shadow] course I [shadow=lime][purple]ill be, I can’t let [/purple][/shadow]o[shadow=lime][purple]n my team Bobby, you kno[/purple][/shadow] that. It’s fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] stran[/purple][/shadow]e thou[shadow=lime][purple]h Bobby. I ha[/purple][/shadow] the [shadow=lime][purple]eir[/purple][/shadow]est fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]ream. You [shadow=lime][purple]ere in it,[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles places his han[/purple][/shadow] on Bobby's arm [shadow=lime][purple]hich is there. Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles then looks over at the nurse


[color=#FF0000]an[shadow=lime][purple] you [/purple][/shadow]ere there-


Jimmy cuts off Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles [/purple][/shadow]ho has been be[shadow=lime][purple]si[/purple][/shadow]e [shadow=lime][purple]ith Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles since the inci[shadow=lime][purple]ent an[/purple][/shadow] has never left his si[shadow=lime][purple]e.


[/purple][/shadow]hat [shadow=lime][purple]as I [/purple][/shadow]oin[shadow=lime][purple]?[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles looks over at Jimmy an[/purple][/shadow] says,


[color=#FF0000]Come here, Jimmy.


Jimmy [shadow=lime][purple]ets closer no[/purple][/shadow] because he’s jealous of Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles's attention [/purple][/shadow]ue to Bobby Bourbon bein[shadow=lime][purple] aroun[/purple][/shadow]. Jimmy leans into strikin[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]istance an[shadow=lime][purple] receives a smack to the face.


You [/purple][/shadow]eren’t fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] there! It’s Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles an[shadow=lime][purple] Bobby Bourbon, THEM NO [/purple][/shadow]OO[shadow=lime][purple] BASTAR[/purple][/shadow]S, not [shadow=lime][purple]ith Jimmy the bumblin[/purple][/shadow] fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] kno[/purple][/shadow] it all. Bobby for real, man, [shadow=lime][purple]e [/purple][/shadow]ere fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] cuttin[/purple][/shadow] promos in Hell! Back to back spittin[shadow=lime][purple] the finest shit an[/purple][/shadow] kickin[shadow=lime][purple] our fuckin[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]emons. They [/purple][/shadow]ere pretty fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]oo[shadow=lime][purple] if you ask me.
[[/purple][/shadow]color]
[color=#00BFFF]I bet you [shadow=lime][purple]i[/purple][/shadow]n’t [shadow=lime][purple]et your facts ri[/purple][/shadow]ht! I [shadow=lime][purple]asn't there to correct you an[/purple][/shadow] set you on the ri[shadow=lime][purple]ht path.[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles’s smile is that of a [/purple][/shadow]ickhea[shadow=lime][purple], [/purple][/shadow]ho outplaye[shadow=lime][purple] the smartest [/purple][/shadow]uys in the room.


[color=#FF0000]You fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] kno[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]hat, Jimmy. That [/purple][/shadow]as an issue, I think. Not everythin[shadow=lime][purple] is about bein[/purple][/shadow] fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] ri[/purple][/shadow]ht. It’s about [shadow=lime][purple]innin[/purple][/shadow] over the X[shadow=lime][purple]F fans aroun[/purple][/shadow] the [shadow=lime][purple]orl[/purple][/shadow]! I coul[shadow=lime][purple] say the fuckin[/purple][/shadow] sky [shadow=lime][purple]as [/purple][/shadow]o[shadow=lime][purple][/purple][/shadow]amn purple an[shadow=lime][purple] so lon[/purple][/shadow] as the fans eat it the fuck up. It [shadow=lime][purple]oesn’t fuckin[/purple][/shadow] matter. Them No [shadow=lime][purple]oo[/purple][/shadow] Bastar[shadow=lime][purple]s are [/purple][/shadow]oin[shadow=lime][purple] to [/purple][/shadow]reen Bay an[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]e're [shadow=lime][purple]oin[/purple][/shadow] to sho[shadow=lime][purple] the Packers ho[/purple][/shadow] to fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]in the bi[shadow=lime][purple] one. Fuck the homers. That's [/purple][/shadow]hat [shadow=lime][purple]e [/purple][/shadow]o off the fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] rip. [/purple][/shadow]oc an[shadow=lime][purple] Corey mi[/purple][/shadow]ht be bi[shadow=lime][purple] an[/purple][/shadow] fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] scary but their fuckin[/purple][/shadow] accomplishments aren't [shadow=lime][purple]oin[/purple][/shadow] to be in the fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] rin[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]ith them. [/purple][/shadow]e are.


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckle's smile hasn’t [/purple][/shadow]one a[shadow=lime][purple]ay.


Plus, I [/purple][/shadow]ot [shadow=lime][purple]oc to a[/purple][/shadow]mit that the bo[shadow=lime][purple]y of Corey Smith rocke[/purple][/shadow] his ass. It [shadow=lime][purple]as a fantastic moment. I bet it fuckin[/purple][/shadow] paine[shadow=lime][purple] him to say it too.
[[/purple][/shadow]color]

Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles's smile is shinin[/purple][/shadow] so bri[shadow=lime][purple]ht it coul[/purple][/shadow] li[shadow=lime][purple]ht up a ni[/purple][/shadow]hts sky.


[color=#FF0000]Oh, man, an[shadow=lime][purple] Corey. Corey thou[/purple][/shadow]ht I’[shadow=lime][purple] sell Bobby Bourbon out. He fuckin[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]aste[/purple][/shadow] t[shadow=lime][purple]o promos on it, my [/purple][/shadow]o[shadow=lime][purple] it [/purple][/shadow]as fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]on[shadow=lime][purple]erful. Fuckin[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]on[/purple][/shadow]erful!


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles’s smile rece[/purple][/shadow]es finally. He kno[shadow=lime][purple]s the only thin[/purple][/shadow] that coul[shadow=lime][purple] have tainte[/purple][/shadow] a [shadow=lime][purple]in at Sno[/purple][/shadow] Job [shadow=lime][purple]oul[/purple][/shadow] be one of The [shadow=lime][purple]escen[/purple][/shadow]ants takin[shadow=lime][purple] the pinfall, instea[/purple][/shadow] of Corey or [shadow=lime][purple]oc.


Someho[/purple][/shadow] the [shadow=lime][purple]isappointments [/purple][/shadow]ot into the match. I [shadow=lime][purple]on’t even fuckin[/purple][/shadow] kno[shadow=lime][purple] ho[/purple][/shadow] that's possible. They haven't ha[shadow=lime][purple] a match to[/purple][/shadow]ether before or proven to be [shadow=lime][purple]orth a fuck at all.[[/purple][/shadow]color]

[color=#00BFFF]They have one comin[shadow=lime][purple] up on [/purple][/shadow]arfare an[shadow=lime][purple] you never ta[/purple][/shadow][shadow=lime][purple]e[/purple][/shadow] to[shadow=lime][purple]ether-
[[/purple][/shadow]color]

Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles starts to interrupt Jimmy but lets him finish his thou[/purple][/shadow]ht.


[color=#00BFFF]-but you have proven yourselves in sin[shadow=lime][purple]les competition, so, that's fair play.[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles looks at Jimmy annoye[/purple][/shadow] because there is no [shadow=lime][purple]oubt in his min[/purple][/shadow] that Them No [shadow=lime][purple]oo[/purple][/shadow] Bastar[shadow=lime][purple]s are the hottest team in X[/purple][/shadow]F to[shadow=lime][purple]ay [/purple][/shadow]ithout even have ta[shadow=lime][purple][/purple][/shadow]e[shadow=lime][purple] to[/purple][/shadow]ether before.


[color=#FF0000]I bet they fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] lose on [/purple][/shadow]arfare, Jimmy. It’s kin[shadow=lime][purple]a they’re fuckin[/purple][/shadow] thin[shadow=lime][purple]. Oh, [/purple][/shadow]o[shadow=lime][purple]! They [/purple][/shadow]ere so lon[shadow=lime][purple]-[/purple][/shadow]in[shadow=lime][purple]e[/purple][/shadow], fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] painful. Sex, [/purple][/shadow]ore, an[shadow=lime][purple] E[/purple][/shadow][shadow=lime][purple]ar Allen Poe. Never [/purple][/shadow]ettin[shadow=lime][purple] to a real point, an[/purple][/shadow] homophobic too! [shadow=lime][purple]o[/purple][/shadow] kno[shadow=lime][purple]s they [/purple][/shadow]oul[shadow=lime][purple]n’t let some vile trash like that in X[/purple][/shadow]F these [shadow=lime][purple]ays. Not after everythin[/purple][/shadow] that’s happene[shadow=lime][purple] recently. No fuckin[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]ay. But back to my [/purple][/shadow]ream. That pussy [shadow=lime][purple]hippe[/purple][/shadow] one fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] kne[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]e [/purple][/shadow]ere in Hell too. It [shadow=lime][purple]as so fuckin[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]eir[/purple][/shadow].


Bobby Bourbon [shadow=lime][purple]ho is lookin[/purple][/shadow] at his cell phone eatin[shadow=lime][purple] a bucket of KFC chicken says.


Hey, TK! The car[/purple][/shadow] just came out.

Yeah, Bobby.

You’ll never believe this but [shadow=lime][purple]e have a match for the Ta[/purple][/shadow] Titles comin[shadow=lime][purple] up a Sno[/purple][/shadow] Job!


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles smiles [/purple][/shadow]ith [shadow=lime][purple]eli[/purple][/shadow]ht.


Oh yeah, [shadow=lime][purple]e [/purple][/shadow]et a shot at [shadow=lime][purple]uke an[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]oc?[[/purple][/shadow]color]

[Color=#ff6347]No. That’s [shadow=lime][purple]eir[/purple][/shadow]. It’s Corey an[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]oc.


Jimmy looks over at Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles.


The [/purple][/shadow]escen[shadow=lime][purple]ants are also in it![[/purple][/shadow]color]

[color=#FF0000]Table, la[shadow=lime][purple][/purple][/shadow]ers, an[shadow=lime][purple] chair?[[/purple][/shadow]color]

[Color=#ff6347]Ho[shadow=lime][purple]’[/purple][/shadow] you kno[shadow=lime][purple]?[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles [/purple][/shadow]oes exactly [shadow=lime][purple]hat he's learne[/purple][/shadow] from a le[shadow=lime][purple]en[/purple][/shadow], he smiles [shadow=lime][purple]icke[/purple][/shadow]ly.


[color=#FF0000]Just a fuckin[shadow=lime][purple] hunch.[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Jimmy, [shadow=lime][purple]hose eyes haven’t left Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles since his first pre[shadow=lime][purple]iction [/purple][/shadow]as ri[shadow=lime][purple]ht, speaks up.


[color=#00BFFF][/purple][/shadow]e have a little over t[shadow=lime][purple]o [/purple][/shadow]eeks to [shadow=lime][purple]et you rea[/purple][/shadow]y Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles! This is the bi[/purple][/shadow] lea[shadow=lime][purple]ues no[/purple][/shadow]! No slackin[shadow=lime][purple] off![[/purple][/shadow]color]

[color=#FF0000][shadow=lime][purple]on’t [/purple][/shadow]orry, Jimmy! [shadow=lime][purple]o[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]amn![[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles looks to[/purple][/shadow]ar[shadow=lime][purple] Bobby Bourbon.


[color=#FF0000]Bobby, I’ll [/purple][/shadow]o to Hell an[shadow=lime][purple] back [/purple][/shadow]ith you, bro. Us, to[shadow=lime][purple]ether, these t[/purple][/shadow]o teams can’t sniff our shit.


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles hi[/purple][/shadow]h fives Bobby Bourbon an[shadow=lime][purple] then [/purple][/shadow]inks into the camera.


X[shadow=lime][purple]F fans aroun[/purple][/shadow] the [shadow=lime][purple]orl[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]ant this but they only [/purple][/shadow]ant this if [shadow=lime][purple]e [/purple][/shadow]ork [shadow=lime][purple]ell to[/purple][/shadow]ether. An[shadow=lime][purple] kno[/purple][/shadow] this, Them No [shadow=lime][purple]oo[/purple][/shadow] Bastar[shadow=lime][purple]s,[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles hol[/purple][/shadow] out one fin[shadow=lime][purple]er.

[color=#FF0000]
Loyal,[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles hol[/purple][/shadow] out t[shadow=lime][purple]o fin[/purple][/shadow]ers.


[color=#FF0000][shadow=lime][purple]e[/purple][/shadow]icate[shadow=lime][purple],[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles hol[/purple][/shadow] out three fin[shadow=lime][purple]ers.


[color=#FF0000]an[/purple][/shadow] [shadow=lime][purple]e spit more fire than fuckin[/purple][/shadow] flame thro[shadow=lime][purple]ers.[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles put his arm back [/purple][/shadow]o[shadow=lime][purple]n to his si[/purple][/shadow]es, still restin[shadow=lime][purple] in the hospital be[/purple][/shadow].


[color=#FF0000]That's [shadow=lime][purple]ho the fuck [/purple][/shadow]e are. Line’em the fuck up an[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]e’ll run’em the fuck [shadow=lime][purple]o[/purple][/shadow]n. It’s [shadow=lime][purple]hat [/purple][/shadow]e [shadow=lime][purple]o. By hook or by crook, [/purple][/shadow]e’re [shadow=lime][purple]alkin[/purple][/shadow] out of Sno[shadow=lime][purple] Job not only victorious but hun[/purple][/shadow]ry.

Very hun[shadow=lime][purple]ry.[[/purple][/shadow]color]


Bobby Bourbon [shadow=lime][purple]runts an[/purple][/shadow] snarls as punches his fist into his other han[shadow=lime][purple]. Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles tries to [shadow=lime][purple]et out of be[/purple][/shadow] an[shadow=lime][purple] be[/purple][/shadow]ins removin[shadow=lime][purple] his IV.
[color=#FF0000]

No[/purple][/shadow], someone [shadow=lime][purple]ive me some help [/purple][/shadow]e have to [shadow=lime][purple]et out of here before I si[/purple][/shadow]n any [shadow=lime][purple]o[/purple][/shadow][shadow=lime][purple]amn paper[/purple][/shadow]ork.


Jimmy rushes in to help Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles. [/purple][/shadow]hen he [shadow=lime][purple]i[/purple][/shadow] Jimmy acci[shadow=lime][purple]entally en[/purple][/shadow]s up hittin[shadow=lime][purple] the arm that Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles pulle[shadow=lime][purple] the IV from.


Fuck off, Jimmy! Be careful [/purple][/shadow]ith that, shit.


Thun[shadow=lime][purple]er Knuckles stops himself from hittin[/purple][/shadow] Jimmy because he aske[shadow=lime][purple] for help. Maybe, just maybe, he learne[/purple][/shadow] somethin[shadow=lime][purple] in his hellish coma.


Oh, an[/purple][/shadow] Jimmy, after I [shadow=lime][purple]et [/purple][/shadow]one [shadow=lime][purple]ith the job [/purple][/shadow]ith Bobby an[shadow=lime][purple] train Barney for Anarchy, I abso-fuckin[/purple][/shadow]-lutely have to [shadow=lime][purple]o back to Lima. I’m expectin[/purple][/shadow] company. It can’t [shadow=lime][purple]ait, the future [/purple][/shadow]epen[shadow=lime][purple]s on it. Kno[/purple][/shadow] that thin[shadow=lime][purple] [/purple][/shadow]e took care of?


Jimmy pulls out a pen from his pocket an[shadow=lime][purple] makes a baseball bat s[/purple][/shadow]in[shadow=lime][purple]. Thun[/purple][/shadow]er Knuckles smirks an[shadow=lime][purple] no[/purple][/shadow]s. The scene fa[shadow=lime][purple]es to black as they all [/purple][/shadow]o.


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