Ham Sandwich
Banned
XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone
(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Sat Jun 17 2023
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05-30-2026, 04:26 PM
Due to the events in Bobby Bourbon's promo for Leap of Faith, a ham sandwich pins Samael.
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Bobby Bourbon
Banned
XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans
(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Thu May 28 2015
Posts: 1,582
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Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 130 in 115 posts
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X-Bux: ✘114,000
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05-30-2026, 06:08 PM
(OOC: the story we all deserve)
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Bobby Bourbon
Banned
XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans
(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Thu May 28 2015
Posts: 1,582
765,715
Likes Given: 1,601
Likes Received: 2,609 in 883 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 130 in 115 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 130 in 115 posts
Reputation:
211
X-Bux: ✘114,000
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05-30-2026, 08:40 PM
As Samael lay in Antarctica, as known to be, flirting with death and danger yett again like the true edgemost of humanity, an edgelord, if you will, is somehow above having a ham sandwich on them even though the odds of having a sandwich on you are microcismically small it literally has enhanced statistics due to the XWF. A coconut is more likely to kill you before a shark, statistically speaking. A ham sandwich, against all odds, landed on Samael given these circumstances:
...unless Samael can't tell someone else's story
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