Hey folks! Bobby Sales here! I want to thank everyone for the prayers and well wishes after my most recent wrestling excursion. It is true, the freaky man in the mask did pummel me in the noggin a few times, but a little bit of brain damage has never stopped me before and it's not going to stop me now, especially since I will be making my XWF pay per view DEBUT!

And of course, the best part of the "pay per view"? The "pay" part, of course! Each show you have to sell, and who knows more about selling than your main boy Bobby? Michael Graves? No. Solomon Kline? Get out of here. Scoops Magee? More like Scoops Never Sold A Thingee! No, Bobby is here to make you (and me) money, and I get to step into the arena with a new challenge. Game Girl. Game Girl? That has to be a typo, because everyone knows girls don't game. Sorry, but Farmville and Kim Kardashian's Dress Up don't count as video games. Putting a girl IN a game?! Everyone knows that woke nonsense doesn't sell! No one's looking to play that game. But that's fine, because I have something that will help take care of that!



This here is a Game Genie, a revolutionary new attachment for every video game that will help you win with ease! No more boring built in roadblocks to prevent you from your ultimate goal - SUCCESS! After all, the whole goal in life is to win - who cares how you do it?! And for the low, low price of $149.99, YOU can get your hands on the key to winning!

Gemma, I've never lost to a girl at anything and I never will - and I don't care what Felicia Underwood says, I was FOULED on that final basket in the 8th grade and I will dispute that result until the day I die! And if you try to get in my way, I will hack into your code and remove you from the game permanently. THEN we can finally have a game worth selling!