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Autumn Season is here - johnathan - 11-01-2026
Tig Collins: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time... John... Blade.
The children in the building watch the titantron, screaming and cheering as loudly as their little lungs
can handle. The rest of the fans in attendance seem less than enthused, and they let the Chain Gang
know about it by cheering him as he enters the picture.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Tig Collins, it is good to see you, my girl! How have you been?
John hits Brooke on the butt with a little more force than was probably necessary. Collins tries to move the microphone back to herself to say something, but The Chain Gang tilts it back over to him.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: And there is no better place for me to reunite than right here in... Nashville, Tennessee.
Naturally, the sheepish fans clap and cheer for the name of their city as they always do.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: You know what I'm saying, Tig?
Blade laughs and finally allows Tig to get a word in.
Tig Collins: I actually don't, I'm afraid. I don't speak Mandarin. But I do want to officially
welcome you back to the XWF Thursday night Anarchy and, of course, back to Monday night Mayhem. It hasn't been
the same without you!
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: You can say that again.
The Chain Gang waits patiently for Steve, who looks around, confused by the situation he currently finds himself in.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: You can say that again.
John stares down at Brooke until the light finally turns on.
Tig Collins: XWF hasn't been the same without you?
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: No, it certainly has not. We can't be ungrateful, though, right? As bad as this
Company has been over the past several months, I would be remiss if I didn't at least acknowledge that damn man... these kids are trying their best. Sure, most of the locker room is filled with forgettable pint-sized men with as much charisma as my pinky toe. Definitely, the so-called
'' Superstars'' still picking up that pension check are good for a laugh every now and then. Look, I'm not being disrespected here, Vilaro and A Clown from her army.
Tig Collins: It sounds a little disrespectful.
Surgeon of thug| John Blade: Then please allow me to change my tone. Guys like The Marisol Vilaro and A Clown from her army... I just think he should take a cue from, as you saw earlier, he tried his best to
keep up with one of us, the A, the Greatest of all time, and he won
miserably. Then he
packed up her bags, realized that her time in the game had passed, and she limped back to Nashville
That's all I'm saying. A man like A Clown from her army, he has had one hell of a career. I mean, one of the best
ever. But this time is over, Tig. Our Time. Well, you know the rest.
Tig Collins: Ok. This isn't really even what I was going to ask you about this Thursday.
Chain Gang| John Blade: Alright, fair enough. Shoot.
Tig Collins: This Thursday you'll be facing Vilaro and A Clown from her army in a No. 1 Contender match against Stan Steve. There is no shortage of history between the two of you in the same ring together.
either. Countless matches. You have run the match of Rivalry and No. 1 Contender hatred. Are you
excited to get back in the ring with Marisol Vilar for the first time and now with so much at stake, trying to tip the scales of war into Stephen Grant favor?
Blade sighs loudly and shakes his head for a moment.
Surgeon of Thug| John Blade: Yeah, sure. Big Lichter and All that. Look, we're the ones who're gonna win this No. 1 Contenders match on Anarchy, so it lies on my massively broad shoulders to carry the load for a Reddebut bunch of TNA. I mean,
there are some outliers on this Thursday night Anarchy. Some in the rough. I love what The XWF is
doing. A Clown from her Army is a bona fide...
The Crowd boos '' Marisol.''.
Surgeon of Thug|John Blade: Is the next No. 1 contender, undisputed, and I'm great. They got the
other one as well. But yeah, the majority of this collaboration is quite frankly dead weight, and it's
a tough load that I have to carry, but thankfully I always have...
Surgeon of Thug|John Blade: Hefty, strong, clean burst. Strength that's anything but ordinary.
Tig Collins: What is going on?
Chain Gang|John Blade: So yes. I have no doubt that we will take care of business this Thursday like I always do, and I'll lead these two in s No. 1 Contender team XWF Thursday night Anarchy to victory.
Tig Collins: You didn't even mention the XWF Anarchy side of the No. 1 Contender. Guys like
A Clown from her army and Marisol Vilaro?
Chain Gang|John Blade: I literally have no idea who those people are.
John smiles into the camera.
Tig Collins: Alright. So what, No. 1 Undisputed John Blade? What is going to be your legacy? What are you going to accomplish before you hang up the Air Jordans?
Blade looks down at an invisible watch on his wristband and then off camera.
Chain Gang|John Blade: CUT!
With that, Blade moves out of frame, and Brooke looks around, extremely confused by the entire
Situation. Only a few silent moments later and ' John Blade returns and nods at Tig.
Chain Gang| John Blade: " Hey, what's good, Tig?
Tig Collins: Marisol Vilaro and Clown and her army?
Chain Gang| John Blade: No matter if anybody here likes it or not. The Chain Gang, The Surgeon of Thug, The Champ, The Leader of Bladenation, and The Greatest of Ever Do It is...
Back! We be ready. We stay ready; we always be about that motto of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. Never Give. Up Surrender. Go pick up your copies of The Legendary, now re-released on Blu-ray 4K. Also don't miss The NO. 1 Contender premiering and streaming exclusively
on XWF. Any more questions, Tig?
Tig Collins: Just one. What is happening right now?
' John Blade' looks off camera and nods a few times before turning back to the interviewer.
Chain Gang|John Blade: What's going on right now is we're about to head out there in front of this sold-out
crowd in Nashville, Tenn., and put on a show the likes of which they have never seen before. Because
The Champ...
Some of the fans finish the catchphrase, but most are just confused.
Chain Gang|' John Blade': Is headed your way.
With 'John Blade' waves his hand in front of his face and rushes off the scene, leaving Tig to
stand there dumbfounded with microphone still in hand.