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Shocking News!: A "brother" speaks! - Tommy Wish - 08-03-2026 Due to Tommy Wish doing a DJ Tour in Canada (and knowing fans don't wanna see him), he has “sent” a pre tape with his “brother” Yummy Dish promoting this match. ….bootleg filter included….. …..tables Fur Lyfe KORVAYNE....can one sniff her soles? xD.... the freak returns one nite "only"? [TW] “I’m Yummy Wish, Yum for short, you see dudes and dudettes, I'm standing in for my brother Tommy Wish. He told me, you can do whatever you want on this tape. So im going to say this out loud ... .clear…BOOMIN! The Edgecrusher SUXX! He suxxs EGGS THE LONG WAY! My brother will beat him so badly that he will…will..CRY TO HIS MAMA! You see, he might be popular, he might be the toughest, he might be the most wholesome man I've seen in pictures across from my desk. I’d butter his— Nevermind. Truthfully, my brother told me that I should just take his place in the match this Thursday. I know it’s a table match, and i know that I might get hurt. But, he gave me a limited edition pair of Dudleyville glasses and overalls. I know I might go through a table, but oh well so is life. I am ready for what is to come, and I know my “brother” will be watching the monitors so to speak. I know he’ll be VERY disappointed at me for not being as tough as him, because im no worse then Edgecrusher on his skip leg days, have you seen that man sheesh. I'm a buck 50 and he weighs more than what a table weighs. I know I won't last long, maybe that's why my brother wants me to take the fall for him. To be honest, it doesn’t matter to me or him because we know that we’ll be forgotten about just like most of his matches, because to be honest he’s not exactly know for the best performances in the ring, and he surely will have more of a “monster ball” affair than me. But who knows what the show will entail, all I am is just here as a husk for a “brother” who isn’t as motivated as I would be!” [a random face pops up then back to Yum in a static manner] “I’m soooooooo glad to step up for my brother, he isn't a man like i am! In Boise, I'm going to put that fat schmuck through that table, and will be the winner! I can’t wait to see that man be sticked up with table chunks on his flesh, maybe get that Hardcore Holly treatment from me, as he will feel those sweet sweet pine wood sheen tables that will surround the ring, it turns me on so much that [indistinguishable]; sounds insane right? Right? But I know the way the trail goes, someone will be put through a table…. Someone will feel wood on their back or on the front side…. Splinters and all, that would make a lumberjack jealous… God, I wish my “brother” was off his “tour” to see what i can do. I know he doesn’t want to be in Boise, with the sticks and hicks even though he shares those traits in a past life. So XWF fans and The Edgecrusher, be prepared to have some fun with YUMMY DISH in that ring…” [static comes on the screen to see somebody in a jumpsuit, and a mask, playing with two dolls in a room. Then we see the person smacking a Tommy like doll onto the Edgecrusher, then he uses the EC doll and smashes it through a miniature barbed wire table with a Tommy doll.  Then it abruptly cuts off the feed.]