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Fender Bender - Charlie Nickles - 05-13-2026
Charlie sees Dyson get into a fender bender.
And then he pins him before he can walk away!
RE: Fender Bender - Bobby Bourbon - 05-13-2026
Bobby sees Charlie watch Samael get into a fender bender and wonders how long Charlie had been standing on the side of the road hoping to see Samael have a traffic accident.
RE: Fender Bender - Bobby Bourbon - 05-13-2026
"Hey, the Basmasturbater is watching, do something besides stand on the side of the road for no apparent reason for hours, if not days on end, hoping to catch a glimpse of a single traffic accident, let alone one involving Sammy."
Perhaps, without our knowing, Charlie set up a trap on the road that made this all make sense.
Perhaps not.
RE: Fender Bender - Bobby Bourbon - 05-13-2026
"Charlie."
"You have better shit to do than watch for a car crash."
"Like, you could do long division."
"The longest."
RE: Fender Bender - Bobby Bourbon - 05-13-2026
Bobby looks around.
"Hey!"
"Anybody want to have a conversation while Charlie stands around waiting for a car crash that so happens to involve the Xtreme Champion?"
"We could talk about sports, or current events, or really any topic."
"We do that."
"And Charlie stands around, by the side of the road someplace, waiting on a car crash..."
Samael did indeed get into a fender bender.
"Well he got really lucky but this is very weird and I want to talk about it more."
"And Sammy said I was fuckable, that's like a relationship in the XWF last I saw according to Duke."
RE: Fender Bender - Bobby Bourbon - 05-13-2026
"So the other day, I saw this canary, right?"
"Wrong. Nobody starts a conversation that way."
"But I saw my friend's canary, really."
RE: Fender Bender - Bobby Bourbon - 05-13-2026
"What's your favorite bird?"
"Mine's chicken."
RE: Fender Bender - Samael Dyson - 05-14-2026
Dyson kicks out!
And wonders when Bobby will shut the hell up.