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We’re Gonna Do It! - Bobby Sales - 04-28-2026 Hey folks! Bobby Sales here! I know you were all disappointed to not see me recently, but your boy Bobby was out making some deals! I was also learning the art of food marketing, specifically for this upcoming match. Folks, let me introduce you to this weeks incredible product! It’s a taco! But not just any taco - it’s a terrible taco! It’s the end result of what happens when you merge something incredibly American with something incredibly Mexican!  Trust me, folks, you’re going to want this. I know Mary Gonzalez or whatever her name is, and that Razor dude are going to POUNCE on this opportunity, so you’re going to want to get in early! And for $199.99, you can be the first to get this amazing product.  If you’re looking for an excuse to wait, though, wait until you see what happens when a true competitor, such as your old buddy Bobby, takes on a couple of losers and jokers that make up the bulk of this thing. Trust me, you want it! Or you don’t want it. I don’t know…which way am I supposed to sell you on this?  Just give me money, hoes!