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🎵 Little Big Tops 🎵 - Ennui Clown - 02-10-2026
The sun slowly dawns in Clown City.
Which, as we’ve previously established, is actually a planet CALLED Clown City.
Before you ask, yes, that sun isn’t your sun.
Nor is your son your son.
If you’re reading this, your kid’s illegitimate.
ANYWAY, Clown City!
Another great day!
Great enough to set to music!
The sun in this universe, which is actually teal and made of taffy, shines its taffeta turquoise sugary sunlight on the people of Clown City… Who slowly wake up to greet the day!
Their homes all look like circus big tops!
(Except for the Big Top the Mayor lives in which is actually a giant spinning top cuz wordplay.)
Quote:🎵Little big tops on the hillside! Little big tops made of tarpy-tarpy! 🎵
🎵Little big tops! Little big tops! Little big tops all the same! 🎵
The clowns begin to emerge from their big tops… Some are donning suits and heading to work.
One high-power lady executive clown who has plenty of time to find a clown man, she’s focused on her clown career, grabs her Clown Stanley Cup and takes a sip!
(Hydration is important)
A big spritz of seltzer water splashes her in the face!
Quote:🎵There’s a green one! And a puce one! And a flax one! And an ecru one!
And they’re all made out of tarpy-tarpy! And they all look pretty fucking different actually! 🎵
The clown cars are in bumper-to-bumper traffic headed to work.
Unfortunately every car is in the HOV lane because every one of these cars has 20 some odd clowns in it… which is really congesting everyone’s morning commute.
The wacky morning radio DJ, (who dresses in a suit and DOESN’T paint his face, how out there)! Plays calliope music!
An ambulance rushes down the road to a car accident…
Two cars have collided bumper to bumper!
The clown EMTs go to pull a clown from the wreckage and load him onto a gurney!
…And they pick up the sticks and the injured clown stays on the ground.
Haha.
There’s a high fatality rate on this planet because the clown ambulances don’t actually save anyone. Once they do this bit, they drive to the next accident to do the same bit.
We travel deeper into Clown City, which is a planet, where clown people arrive at their clown offices for a day of hardly working!
Quote:🎵And the clowns in those Big Tops all went to Clown College! 🎵
🎵And they all got in Big Tops, Little Big Tops All the Same! 🎵
🎵Clown Doctors! Clown Lawyers! Clown Meteorologists!
🎵Clown Patent Clerks! Clown Laundromats! Clown Dogwalkers! Clown Bums! 🎵
The Clown Tailor carefully measures the waist on a Clown Businessman, measuring his waistline to hem his pants!
…He finishes sewing…
He nods, acknowledging the job is done!
…The pants immediately drop around the Clown Businessman’s ankles.
He nods! Exactly as he likes them.
Two Clown Contract Lawyers are negotiating a deal because one wants to buy Clown Warner Bros - Clown Discovery!
They finish carefully drafting the contract… They go to shake hands for a well-crafted contract!
BZZZ! They both have joy buzzers!
Seconds later, the contract paper is blank because they used invisible ink.
Haha, this place is a fucking nightmare.
Quote:🎵And the business clowns play the golf course 🎵
🎵But their golf clubs are caveman clubs 🎵
🎵And the balls are made of porcelain 🎵
🎵And shards go in people’s eyes 🎵
🎵And when those blinded clowns get their eyes checked 🎵
🎵Clown Optometrist does a vision test! 🎵
🎵And they pull their eyes back from the test… 🎵
🎵And they’ve got two black eyes! 🎵
As the day goes on, the Sun starts to fade down below the horizon and is replaced by the Moon.
Which is a Clown’s lily white ass mooning everyone in Clown City.
Salaryman Clown pulls his Clown Car up to his driveway…
Immediately, 19 other clowns pile out of it and scatter into the neighborhood…
Salaryman Clown loosens his tie as he walks up the stoop.. He had a rough day…
His Boss Clown was on his Ass all day.
In a little basket, literally riding him like Master Blaster from Mad Max.
(Clown City has a single non-clown Blockbuster with non-clown movies and they’ve all seen Mad Max because that’s the one movie at that non-clown Blockbuster)
He sighs as he walks through the door into his home…
Quote:🎵Salaryman Clown gets home from work 🎵
🎵And his Clown Wife made hot dogs 🎵
🎵Not frankenfurters for dinner, she warmed several local dogs 🎵
🎵In a big woolen blanket that looks like a hot dog warmer 🎵
🎵But Salaryman Clown’s hungry and he can’t eat wordplay 🎵
🎵So they have a Clown Argument🎵
🎵A Clown neighbor calls the Clown police 🎵
🎵Clown Domestic Disturbance 🎵
🎵Clown Making a Report 🎵
🎵Clown Separation Order 🎵
🎵Clown Splitting the Clown Assets 🎵
🎵Clown Realizing Your Mistakes Too Late 🎵
🎵Clown Loneliness, Clown Regret 🎵
Salaryman Clown’s Clown Wife got half of everything in the divorce.
He sits in literally half a home, using half a TV remote to watch half an episode of Half-Clown Frasier…
…He goes to sit on his half a couch…
But the movers that just finished sawing the couch in half take the half he was going to sit on…
He sits on his ass…
And just…
Leans forward until his big red rubber nose quietly squeaks, compressing against the floor of his House.
He could get up.
He doesn’t care.
He loses his job.
He doesn’t care.
He feels… nothing.
…
Oh! I get it! This is an Ennui Clown origin sto-...
…Wait, no.
Ennui Clown just rode by on a unicycle squeezing a clown horn that sighs.
…
I guess this Clown Salaryman isn’t really important.
Anyway, Ennui Clown, do you have anything to say about musical chairs against Betsy Granger?
”...Do I have to?”
Haha, oh Ennui Clown! You scamp!