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Posted by Mark Flynn - 06-18-2023, 08:51 AM

Flynn kicks the cooler shut, red-faced. ”It’s a… It’s a CLEANSE! The lemon juice clears the humors! And the Tommy Lee Jones picture… is ASPIRATIONAL!” Without explaining what is specifically aspirational about TLJ, Flynn grabs the mini-cooler’s handle, (it’s one of those nifty ones on wheels), and rolls it away.

Posted by Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 06-18-2023, 07:10 AM

Bobby walks in, and his demeanor sours on seeing Mark with his lunch. Really, Mark, stealing my sandwich from the office fridge? Shame. Well two can play at that game. Bobby holds up a miniature cooler with the name "Mark Flynn" tagged on it courtesy a label maker. I'll just eat your food! Bobby opens the lunch box, then is absolutely baffled. It's two whole lemons and a photo of Tommy Lee Jones from Men In Black.

Posted by Mark Flynn - 06-18-2023, 03:08 AM

...Flynn sits up, breaking the count. He mean-mugs the official. "Really? A ham sandwich?" ... "I slip on the goddamn floor...  I coulda broken my neck... and YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS TO START COUNTING WHEN A GODDAMN HAM SANDWICH IS ON MY BODY." ...The official blushes, shrugging. "....Just... doing my job." "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, DENNIS!" The official (who Flynn is apparently on a first name basis with), slowly backpedals out of the X-Treme Title hallway... Flynn shakes his head, as he grabs onto the ham sandwich. On the plastic, in black sharpie, it says 'Bobby Bourbon's Lunch, do not eat'.. "Fuckin'... DENNIS. Some people are so goddamn inconsiderate..." Flynn shakes his head as he unwraps a bit of plastic, taking a large bit.

Posted by Ham Sandwich - 06-17-2023, 08:18 PM

A ham sandwich is lying on the floor. By wacky happenstance, Mark Flynn walks by and notices it. He stoops to inspect the free sandwich. Flynn didn't notice mayo on the floor and slips! The ham sandwich lands on top of his chest as he lands on his back! A referee knows what this means! 1... 2...

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