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Posted by JFRESH - 12-30-2024, 12:58 AM
James Shark is in the hallway looking around for the bag of coke he may have dropped. He must have lost it from all the times he was kicking out, but he couldn't help it, not only was it good practice for having to defend a title 24/7 but someone had to give Charlie Nickles lessons on how to kickout - the fat fuck is incapable. 

"Ah!! There you are."

Shark spots it, near a table full of fruit he is about to walk over and grab it when he's all of a sudden hugged from behind by someone large and hairy. 

"What the fuck???!!!"

The weight of the person knocks him over and falls on top of him. 

KICKOUT

Shark quickly rolls away and up to his feet and is shocked to see a gorilla on the floor. A literal fucking gorilla. Shark quickly goes to the fruit and snacks and grabs the tray of bananas and chucks it at the gorilla. 

"On my mario kart shit!" 

Shark then quickly grabs his bag off of the floor and runs off. 
Posted by A Literal Gorilla - 12-29-2024, 06:49 PM
A literal gorilla walks into a hallway, seeing the drug addled fuckery abound. The gorilla doesn't need drugs. Hugs not drugs.

It hugs Jason Shark.