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Posted by Darren Dangerous - 08-24-2025, 06:27 PM
Squirrel number 40 gets knocked on its ass because Darren's wallet is attached to his JNCO jeans by a sick red chain.

Darren KICKS the fake titties OUT of the hands of the other 38 squirrels and then pulls out a wiffle bat with nails stabbed through it that's also hooked up a car battery.

DD starts wailing squirrels over the fence like Babe Ruth. 39 home runs.

Darren starts to walk off, then comes back and grabs the fleshlight off the ground and takes it with him.
Posted by 40 Squirrels - 08-24-2025, 12:07 PM
Darren sits, putting peanuts into Play-Doh to simultaneously make extra chunky clay and potentially defend himself from someone with a nut allergy (the irony being peanuts trigger nut allergies but annoying people say they're not nuts). As he does, 39 Squirrels holding breast implants and a Fleshlight run out.

Darren is immediately smitten, believing it to be Maria Brink.

The 40th Squirrel capitalizes by hiding Darren's wallet from him!