This is exactly the type of man who will lead XWF into a future we can all be proud of!
Just not today.
Misty kicks out
Posted by "Cavortin'" Jake Borden - 10-01-2024, 08:52 PM
Borden pins Waters!
"Earlier, we talked to 'Cavortin' Jake Borden! Let's go now to that interview!"
"Now, Jake! If I understand correctly, a while back, you fell through a wormhole from 1970s territorial wrestling and traveled through time and space to XWF, the Land of X-Treme!"
"...Yep."
"Probably the hardest ma-.... thing I've... ever done was go dow-... Through that w-wormhole. Made me feel like a... a worm in its... wormhole!"
"Butyouknow! The thing... About worms is... that they turn!"
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"The worm turns! I mean!"
"I may not currently kn-... er, be aware of... uh... your new-fangled fut-er... president... er, present day wrasslin'!"
"But, the... uh...even the... worm turns! And this time, it's tur-er, it's gonna turn..."
1...
"FULL FORCE!"
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2...
dontkickoutdontkickoutdontkickout...
"We recorded 73 takes of that interview. And THAT was the best one."