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Posted by Jenny Myst - 06-27-2018, 08:11 AM
You are on ugly motherfucker. Sheesh.

Jenny kicks out
Posted by Surprise - 06-27-2018, 05:44 AM
Surprise is wandering the hallowed halls of the XWF arena when he comes upon XWF Xtreme Champion Jenny Myst.

Pardon me milady but would you like to see a Surprise?

Surprise reaches into his bag of tricks which literally has the word Tricks written on it's side and pulls out a fistful of colorful balloons. He tosses most of them to the side leaving only a hot pink one in his hand. He takes a step forward towards Jenny and starts blowing the balloon up.

A few seconds pass and then Surprise ties the balloon off and hands it to her.

It's a mongoose. Or a sperm whale, I'm not too sure. Anyway that's not the Surprise...

Surprise sticks his left hand out opens his fist and blows a red powdery substance that was in his hand directly into Jenny's eyes.

Jenny instantly falls to the floor whaling like she just witnessed the slaughter of a million unicorns.

Surprise bitch!

Surprise lays down ontop of Jenny, poking her in the skull with his giant red nose and waits as the ref makes his count.


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